Tangled: The Series (2017) s02e03 Episode Script

1 (theme song playing) I got the wind in my hair and a fire within 'Cause there's something beginning I got a mystery to solve and excitement to spare That beautiful breeze blowing through I'm ready to follow it who knows where And I'll get there I swear With the wind in my hair RAPUNZEL: I can't express just how much this time in Vardaros has meant to us.
We may have come here as strangers, but I like to think we're leaving as friends.
So, in the spirit of that friendship, we would like to share a Corona tradition with all of you.
I am proud to announce the First Annual Vardaros Goodwill Festival! (wind whistling) Boo! Yeah, I got booed at last year's festival, too.
Don't worry.
This is gonna be fantastic.
It's great that you wanna do this, Raps, but this town isn't like Corona.
They don't feel the need to celebrate something every six seconds.
You should really listen to Cass.
Vardarans aren't really the "goodwill" kind of crowd.
I hate goodwill, ya clod! I know people here are a little rougher around the edges, but they deserve to have a good time.
Are you sure everyone shares your idea of what makes a good time? Look.
Not one person has signed up for the Gopher Grab.
Which might not be a bad thing, since we don't have a gopher.
Hey, hey, don't worry about that.
I've got my two best gopher hunters on the job.
Ow! Oh! Aah! You're pulling.
You're pulling.
You know how much I Aah! Aah! You're pulling! I'm sure they're out there snaggin' a gopher as we speak.
Probably.
You know, we may actually wanna cancel the Gopher Grab? It'll be tough finding a gopher out here.
This is sneezeweasel country.
I'm so sorry.
What's a sneezeweasel? It's a mammalian omnivore, indigenous to this region, whose primary diet is gophers, foxes - (belches loudly) - and voles.
Um, Shorty, how do you know so much about sneezeweasels? (chuckles) I used to be one.
Oh.
That's better.
(gasps) Look! Someone's signing up for the Gopher Grab! And you thought the good cheer wouldn't catch on.
Actually, he's stealing your quill.
(growls) Hey! (owl hoots) Huh? (whimpering) You want the pen so bad - (whimpering) - then sign up.
Okay, okay, I'll sign up! - (Vardarans murmuring) - MAN: What is this? Uh, Cass, we're celebrating goodwill? Remember? (sobbing) Anyone else wanna wrestle me for the pen? You lose, you sign up! - MAN: Me! - (shouting) - MAN: Let's do this! - Okay, then.
Who's next? (shouting angrily) Captain, I know why you wanna see us, and I'm sure it wasn't Cass' intention to injure 16 people - Uh, it was 23.
- It's just that Rapunzel, I haven't seen folks that excited in years.
Nice job.
When you told me about this goodwill nonsense, I thought there's no way that this feel-good garbage is gonna fly here.
But that's before I saw what Cass had up her sleeve.
(chuckles nervously) To be clear, that wasn't an official festival event.
Well, it should've been! You should have Cass plan all of your events.
Huh.
Actually, that's not such a bad idea.
I mean, I know this party stuff isn't your strong suit, but it would be fun to work together.
What do you say? You wanna be my co-planner? Ha! Me? Co-planning a festival? - Hmm, why not? - Great! - Can I help? - Of course you can.
I was actually asking Cass.
LANCE: Here, gophy-gophy! Here, gophy! Gophy! Aah! This is pointless! Listen.
We promised to find a gopher, and I don't like breaking promises.
Oh, come on, you break promises all the time! I do it, I just don't like it.
(leaves rustling) What is it? I'm not scared.
Hey, yo, Foot, is this a gopher? I don't know.
Check the picture.
(squeaks) Nope, too cute.
(chuckling) I can't believe I thought that was a gopher.
- Much too fancy.
Such a knucklehead.
- (squeaking) RAPUNZEL: Okay, partner, here is the list of events.
It's a fifth draft, so it should be pretty close to final.
Hmm, okay, let's see.
Bobbing for apples ring toss juggling? Raps, are you sure people here are into pony rides? Who doesn't love pony rides? I hate pony rides! Ya clod! Like I said not final.
Okay.
Um, did you have any ideas for events? Hmm.
Human Piñata? Spit Target Practice? Okay, I-I don't even know what this is! That would be Piranha Dunk Tank, Rapunzel.
Um, I'm not quite sure these scream goodwill.
(gasps) Goodwill Scream Contest! Great idea! We can see who can scream the loudest! (shouting) Outta my way! And there's the guy to beat! (chuckles nervously) Cass, uh, don't get me wrong, I love your ideas, but event planning takes a certain skill set.
Skill set? Are you suggesting I don't know how to help people have fun? No! No, no, no, no No! Maybe? Well, I don't want you to take this the wrong way, Rapunzel, but maybe the reason Vex suggested I be co-planner is because you lack a certain skill set.
(laughs) Well, then, Cassandra, if that's the case, maybe you should host your own events for the Goodwill Festival.
Maybe I should! Thank you! After all, twice as many events means twice as much festival! I agree! That way, everybody wins! Well, then it's settled.
I'm glad we could work this disagreement out without arguing! It's what friends do! Hey, Blondie.
Everything all right? Yes! My friend and I were just making polite conversation! (whickers) Here we go.
Festival time.
Yep! Let's cram some goodwill down this town's throat! Uh, sure.
Now, remember, Cass, if people don't like your events, don't get upset.
I'm not worried about it.
Good! And I really hope your events go well.
After all, if this Goodwill Festival is a success, - we all win.
- Totally.
And besides, it's not like it's a competition or anything.
Right.
Right, of course.
It's about showing the Vardarans as much fun as possible.
Whew! That's 65 apples for me.
Whew! Yes! Yes! (laughs) (squeaking) Excuse me.
(squeaks) Hmm? (grunts) - (grunts) - Well, at least you got your looks.
- Oops! No, you don't! - (laughter) Whoa! Hmm? Hmm! Boo! VARDARANS (chanting): Honey Wall! Honey Wall! Honey Wall! All right, whoever makes Shorty stick to Captain Quaid's Honey Wall the longest is our winner! (cracks knuckles) Ready? (giggles) Whoa-whoa-whoa! It's been a long time since I've been thrown into a good wall of honey.
VARDARANS (chanting): Honey Wall! Honey Wall! Honey Wall! RAPUNZEL: Okay, so her events are getting a lot more attention.
But that doesn't mean mine are bad, right? Eugene, are Cassandra's events more fun than mine? Are Cassandra's events more fun than yours? Uh, uh.
Are Cassandra's events more fun than yours? Hmm.
You know what? The important thing here is, uh, is that that people are having fun, yeah, you know, and isn't that the whole point of a Goodwill Festival? And that Gopher Grab tomorrow is gonna make everything even better, so, maybe the two of you should just get together and work it out, huh? Yeah.
You're right.
(whinnies) Well, Max, I hope you learned something there.
- (owl hooting) - (Lance groans) Well, uh, it might be time to admit defeat.
- (growling) - Shh! Wait! - Hmm (shrieks) - (roars) (thudding footsteps) (roaring) (quietly) Foot, old buddy.
I think we've got our gopher.
Hey, Cass? I just wanted to say Cass? Cass? Yeesh! What is Cass planning to do with that? Wow.
Nothing says goodwill like nunchucks, I guess.
(Rapunzel screams) Whew! Okay, looks like she's got the, uh, creepy clown events covered too, huh? (screams) Oof! Oh.
Cass, hi.
You're here.
Of course I'm here.
This is my tent.
What are you (gasps) Wait a minute.
I know what this is about.
- You're here to steal my event ideas.
- No, I'm not.
Why would I do that? I just figured, since yours were so disastrous.
Uh, well, they weren't disastrous, Cass, and I don't need to steal your bad ideas, thank you very much.
I have plenty of my own.
(chuckles) Okay, you have plenty of bad ideas? What? No.
(growls) You know what I mean! Look, Raps, I'm sorry if people like my events better than yours.
What are you talking about? People love my events! I hate your events! Ya clod! Is she just following me around? I tried telling you, these people are edgy.
And sadly, you have no edge.
No edge? No edge? Oh, ho, ho.
I have got edge, sister.
I've got so much edge, that, well, you would fall off of me, if you're not careful.
Because I'm edgy, you'd fall Trust me, it adds up.
You'll get it.
Look, can we just keep this argument focused, please? (laughs) What argument? My events are just plain awesome, and yours are just plain.
Really? Really? Well, you know what? Let me handle the Gopher Grab tomorrow, because I am gonna hold the craziest, edgiest grab ever! Boo! Whew! Boy, is it ever frosty between those two.
(neighs) Well, you're right, I should do something about it.
The problem is, when people don't get along, Blondie's the one who normally fixes it, and she usually does it in some unique and artful way.
That's it! Max! Are you thinking what I'm thinking? - (nickers) - Ha-ha! Perfect! Oh, Eugene, you unique and artful devil, you! What? Not edgy enough? (laughs quietly) I just wanted to say I'm impressed.
- But - (clanking) Well, well, well, looks like you two are partners! Now you have to work things out.
(chuckles) - You're welcome.
- Eugene, we can't do this! (shrieks) Are you damaged, Fitzherbert? Well, if by that, you mean, this is a brilliant way to force you two to work it out, then, yes, color me damaged.
If not, this was clearly Max's idea.
(gasps, grumbles) What do you boys got in there? A gopher, obviously! I've named him Snoozy, because he's been sleepin' ever since we caught him.
Isn't that right? (growling) You better get it outta here before you wake it up.
Why? What is it? (clattering) - Grab that gopher.
- (bell clangs) (roars) (screaming) - What What is it? - It's a gopher! VEX: Mm, this is bad.
(roaring) We should probably run.
(bell clanging) - (roaring) - BOTH: Uh-oh.
- (screaming) - (roaring) So, that's a sneezeweasel.
Well, it ain't a gopher.
(screaming) (growling) We gotta do something! (growling) (sneezes) Oh! That's why it's called a sneezeweasel, huh? (growling) - Whoa! - (grunts) (roaring) Oh! Quick! That wall! (sneezing) (laughing) You guys really undersold this Gopher Grab thing.
No! We didn't! Because that is not a gopher! - Huh? - Say what? You brought us the wrong animal! Come on! (shouting) Oh! Oh! Oh! Pointy! Pointy! All the points! (roaring) Snoozy! Why? (grunts, whimpers) (roaring) Get 'em girls! (roars) VEX: All right, ugly! Prepare to eat rope! (roaring) Quaid! (shouts) (grunting) (roaring) - We have to stop the sneezeweasel! - We've gotta save Captain Quaid! (grunts) All right, this is ridiculous.
We have to work together.
Eugene, you guys get Quaid, we'll get the sneezeweasel.
Come on, the sheriff needs us! (grunting) Don't worry, kid! We got this! (screaming) (grunting) Okay, we may not actually have this.
(roaring) (grunting) You thought that was a gopher? Me Me? You drew him as big as a tree! Oh, it's called perspective.
Those trees are in the background! Uh Eugene! (yelling) Oh, boy.
RAPUNZEL: Hey! Pricklepuss! (roaring) LANCE: His name's Snoozy! You ready to run? Now! Okay, I'm sort of regretting my whole edgy thing right about now.
I know how we can get across.
Cass, no.
Cass, this might not be the best time, but I'm sorry.
- I was acting like a - Sore loser? Crybaby? Jerk? Wow! Okay.
You had those at the ready, didn't you? CASSANDRA: Jump! But you're right! This is all my fault! Okay, well, Lance and Hook Foot had a part in it, too.
In fairness, you let Eugene assign them the task of getting the gophers.
(roaring) But, hey, I could have done things differently, too.
I'm sorry I got so competitive.
And mean.
(roaring) - Come on! - Whoa! (roars) (roars) (roaring) (roaring) Cass, look.
(roars) (sneezes) Next time, the princess draws the picture.
(sighs) - (growls) - Don't worry, big fella.
I'll make sure you get back into the woods.
Nice plan, Raps.
You came up with the Shorty Toss.
I just stole your bad idea.
Cass, I couldn't have asked for a better person to be chained to.
Me neither.
Eugene, where's the key? Whoa! Unchain us now, Fitzherbert! VEX: So, you're really leaving us, huh? Yeah! I'm sure people around here are gonna be sad to see me go.
Oh, I don't know, I think they were startin' to take a shine to you.
- Really? - No.
They still don't like you.
But that doesn't matter.
Vardaros is a better town because you came through it.
Thank you, Princess.
I wanna hug you, but Eww! No, no, no.
We're not hugging.
Well, Rapunzel, I don't know what you're going to find at the end of this path you've set out on, but whatever it is, I hope it's what you're lookin' for.
Thanks, Cap.
And who knows? Maybe I'll come back and visit someday.
I hate you, and everything you stand for! Ya clod! (horses whinny) (theme music playing) Now I got my eyes open and wide My heart burnin' like fire Feels like I'm so alive I'm never goin' back Whatever I want now, I'm gonna chase Who I am, I can't contain it I'm not gonna hold it in 'Cause there's more of me to give Oh yeah There's more of me to give