That's So Raven (2003) s02e03 Episode Script
Run, Raven, Run
Ooh, and now it's time to play "Who Is Your Perfect Guy?" Chels, we have seen every guy here, okay? Either we need a new game or a new school.
Ooh, our new contestant.
Mr.
Perfect, come on down.
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
You know what? That's Devon Carter.
Bucktooth Carter? Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
He got his braces off and his face cleared up.
Ooh, he had a really good summer.
You're going to go for it? Yeah, 'cause I had a good summer, too-- ooh! Baxter, you're breathing my air.
Alana doesn't like her air breathed.
Alana, when are you just going to just get over it? Oh, if you're referring to what happened, between you two in the fourth grade, Alana's over it.
Good.
Then we never have to bring it up again.
Right.
Right, right.
Because you know what? It was just a silly play about dental health, okay? It was not Raven's fault that the teacher picked her to play the tooth fairy and Alana got stuck being tooth decay.
Girl, and that would be bringing it up.
You only got that part because you were a kiss-up.
iY la maestra no quiere te ver llorando.
Ah! I got that part because I was the tooth fairy.
That's what the critics said.
I was just repeating what they said.
Okay, Rae, we all saw the reviews, okay? Thank you.
Now it's time to make your move on Devon Carter.
Stop Come on, come on.
Break me off a piece of that.
What you want me to break? Loca, chill.
It means I like him.
Which means you can't have him.
Stinky boyfriend stealer! What did you say about Alana? I said, "shneeky shnoyland shnealer.
" It means "Don't hurt me" in German, please.
Okay, okay, Rae.
You know what? She may be a "shneeky shnoyland shnealer," but you will always be the tooth fairy.
Hello, ladies.
Look like we got a party going on over here.
Aah, do we know you? Eddie Thomas, but you can call me E.
T.
because my rap is out of this world.
Funny.
I like you.
I- I like you, too.
You better.
Yeah, right on.
Y'all, I think I got a new girlfriend.
And I'm scared.
Yep, that's me.
Okay, Corey, the microchip is in.
It's ready for the test.
Well, what do you think? I think I still have to walk over there and get the food out.
There's no pleasing you.
William, why don't you invent a gizmo to help us meet the ladies? You mean girls? Just hearing the word makes me itchy.
Oh! Okay, you're going to have to stop that, 'cause you're making me itchy.
Can you get that for me? That's good.
Wait, we can work together.
Back-to-back.
A little to the left.
Aw, that's good.
Right there.
Yeah, a little to the right.
All right, this play date is over.
What are you two doing? I have to cook with these.
William started itching, then he made me start itching.
What? Oh, no.
Looks like we got a couple of cases of chickenpox.
Chicken pox?! Chicken pox?! Oh, don't worry, guys.
It's no big deal.
Of course, I wouldn't know, I've never had it.
I must be immune to it.
I mean, I've gone all these years without ever getting it.
And yet you seem to be scratching incessantly.
Oh, well, it's nothing.
I mean, I'm just covered in spots that are really, really itchy, and I seem to have one on my back that I can't really get.
Allow me, sir.
Oh, yeah.
Wait.
Check this out.
Devon Carter and Alana.
What does she have that I don't have? Um, Devon Carter? Thanks, Chels.
You and me are going out.
Why me? Because we got chemistry.
Close-- we got biology, third period.
My boy's got jokes.
All right.
Right on.
Eddie, are you okay? That one hurt down to my ankles.
Watch where I'm going.
Did you just see that? Yes.
You, you just had a vision.
Yeah, I don't Oh! Hey, those tech nerds are out of control.
You guys, that was my vision.
One of those carts is going to slam Alana.
What are you going to do? Alana! Ooh, that was close.
Yeah, I know.
Oh, hey, how you doing? Baxter! This is all your fault! iCada vez que te estoy cerca, te hago! Listen, it wasn't supposed to happen like that.
You made a big mistake, girlfriend.
I know, I know.
Not now, Loca.
We've got a hair emergency.
Hello? My Hair Lady? It's Muffy.
Clear a chair.
We're coming in.
I'm sor Girl, I'm sorry.
Oh, okay, bye, Devon.
Girl okay.
Rae, you really should have just let it happen.
I was trying to do the right thing.
And you did, Rae, you did.
It just, you know, turned out horribly wrong.
Thanks.
Hi, I'm looking for Alana.
I just got to apologize for something that I did in school.
I got paint all You don't care, do you? Thank you.
I'm just going to get some gum to calm my nerves.
It's not working.
Alana? It's about time.
Look what that freak Raven did to my hair.
If I see her, I swear What are you doing? Darling, uh, I got to shampoo ya, so I got to protect those gorgeous eyes of yours.
All right, here we go.
So, yous was saying something about this Raven person.
I love the name, doll.
Very exotic.
Sounds like a gem.
Don't even mention that name in front of me.
Yo no quiero nada a hacer.
Oh, okay, um Darling, now listen to me.
You need to lay back, lay back and keep your eyes closed.
What is this? Darling, Wednesdays are free facials.
Free facials.
Yeah.
Good girl, very good, very good.
All right, okay.
Alls I'm saying is, sometimes you got to take the high road and forgive Raven.
I mean, um, you knows whos for yous knows whats.
All right, now I got to dry you, so let me get the towel.
Here we go.
Let's go.
Now lean up there.
Keep your eyes closed, darling.
There you go.
Like we say in Jersey, accidents happen.
Yeah, and Raven's going to have one tomorrow.
Best thing is, she won't even see it coming.
Is there a problem? No, I'm just Um, no, darling, I'm just admiring your roots.
They're so deep, ooh, so strong.
So Bubblelicious.
Who did your roots? iPorque estas esperando! We're looking for Alana.
My hair! Quiera a lo que me a hecho! Tonya, we're fine.
It's just chickenpox.
Yeah, yeah no, no, no, no.
William's staying here, 'cause his folks don't want his little brother to catch it.
Yeah.
I love you, too.
Yeah, don't worry.
I got everything covered.
Okay, bye.
Corey, what'd I tell you about scratching with fruit? Nothing.
Well I never really thought it would come up.
Would you believe the luck, Dad? Those chickenpox are super-contagious.
Guess I can't go to school today.
Nice try.
You had chickenpox when you were four.
Would you believe, um turkey pox? Gobble-gobble! Ray, sweetheart, I don't know what it is you're trying to avoid, but eventually, you're going to have to deal with it.
Dad, you said no scratching with fruit Ah this is a vegetable.
So you're trying to avoid something.
Someone.
I believe we have the technology to help.
For a price.
Ew, no! There is no way I am cleaning this nasty room.
For two weeks?! You must be crazy.
Okay, but a new set of teeth cost a whole lot of money.
Okay.
How does it work? It's a simple tracking device.
It'll let us know where you are at all times.
And we'll make sure you and Alana will never bump into each other, never.
This is your tracking sensor.
You can implant it in your flank.
Not going to happen.
Or we can stick it on your shirt.
Like this? Now, put this little speaker in your ear.
We'll be able to warn you when Alana gets close.
Through a Global Positioning Satellite, we can follow your every move on the computer.
And there's only one more small thing.
You have to get this other tracking device on Alana.
What?! That's too dangerous.
That's crazy.
It's Nice to see you, ladies.
Group hug, come, come! Yeah! All right.
There you go.
Tough girls need love, too.
I'm outta here.
Out! Who is this clown? This is Eddie.
He's with me.
He's cool.
Okay, fun's over.
Let's go get Baxter.
Fun?! Attention, Blue Chicken! Red Hawk is on the hunt.
Repeat: Red Hawk is on the hunt.
Chelsea, it's working.
I know.
Just a spritz, and your breath's kissy fresh! Chelsea, focus.
I just got the word.
Eddie got the sensor on her.
Alana's on the move.
Start moving.
Turn right down the hall.
Come on! 'Scuse me! 'Scuse Wait! Now look to your left.
What's he talking about? There's nothing here but a candy machine.
Now put in 50 cents and get Corey something sweet.
I would coat you like a sugar-coated! Red Hawk's swooping down! Go, Blue Chicken, go! She was here.
I can smell it.
Kissy fresh.
Hey, Devon.
Raven? Wow, I can't believe it.
You spoke to me twice in one week? Why shouldn't I? I don't know, you know.
Last year, you acted like you didn't want to be around me.
Oh.
Well, I never, ever want you to feel that way again.
Red Hawk closing in! Gotta go! There she is.
She's getting closer! Chelsea, if we get out of this, girl, we really got to do some more cardio.
Chelsea? What is wrong with you? Well, let's see.
I have flat feet.
Can't really whistle with my Can it! Where's your friend, Raven? Oh, okay.
Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-no! You are not breaking me down, okay? Uh, she went that way.
She's right on you! Get out of there! My bad, fellas! Right on your tail! Chelsea, come on! She's closing in.
She can't get any closer.
Oh, come on.
Closet, closet! Okay.
Chelsea, Chelsea! What? Foot! Oh! Oh, Chelsea, this is the first time all day that I felt safe.
I know.
Raven, get out of there! It's not safe! What is he talking about? She's right on top of you! She's gone.
Yeah.
I'm going to miss her.
Me, too.
Can you pass the chips? Sure.
Why is Alana's sensor on you? Hmm? Look at that.
You know, that must have stuck to me when I bumped into Alana.
Isn't that funny? All that running for nothing.
Yeah, that's funny.
Hey, Chels? Uh-huh? Get out of my closet.
Okay.
Hey there, Raven.
Do you know what time it is? A quarter past payback.
Really? Mine only says ten past.
Alana, listen, my dad was right, okay? Alana, that is it.
No more running.
No more intimidation, okay? We have to settle this.
Okay.
I want to settle this, too.
All right.
Get the stuff.
Stuff? There's stuff? Why does there got to be stuff? Listen, I am not backing down, Alana.
The only reason I pushed you yesterday was to help you out.
Alana says I can't really explain it, girl, but I kind of knew that that nerd cart was going to hit you.
Yeah, right.
What? You're psychic? Tu puedes decir futura? Well, if I could see into the futura I would know what the stuff was.
Seriously, girl, what's in that stuff? You're about to find out right now.
You know what? This is really weird.
'Cause I didn't save you this time, 'cause I thought this time was last time, and I saved you last time, 'cause I thought this time was this time, but I guess it wasn't.
If Alana we're conscious, she'd say, "What?" Come on.
Get away from me, Baxter.
You're a jinx.
And you're a bully.
Maybe if you had a better attitude, bad things wouldn't happen to you.
That's crazy.
Is it? I mean, think about it.
We used to be friends, Alana.
Now, maybe if you let go of some of that anger you're harboring, we could be friends again.
You and me friends? It's better than getting smushed every day.
So, what do you say? Truce? Okay, whatever.
Oh, you guys! Oh gosh.
This is a beautiful moment.
You know what? I bet one day, you two will look back on this and laugh about all the funny stuff that went down.
Yeah.
Oh, oh, like yesterday when Raven got that gum stuck in your hair! That was you?! You did this to me?! iYo no puedo creer que tu me histe estoi iYo no puedo creeri Alana, Alana, Alana, Alana! Let me handle this for you.
Let me hook this up.
Loca, get the stuff.
Chelsea, come with me! Hey, boyfriend! Hey, girl! I didn't even see you standing there.
Stop lying.
Listen, it's really cool that you like me.
And as painful as it is for me to say this, I really think that maybe we should just be friends.
That okay? Yeah.
We can be friends.
I'm cool with that.
Hey, great.
So, I'll see you around.
See you around buddy! Bye.
Ooh, our new contestant.
Mr.
Perfect, come on down.
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
You know what? That's Devon Carter.
Bucktooth Carter? Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
He got his braces off and his face cleared up.
Ooh, he had a really good summer.
You're going to go for it? Yeah, 'cause I had a good summer, too-- ooh! Baxter, you're breathing my air.
Alana doesn't like her air breathed.
Alana, when are you just going to just get over it? Oh, if you're referring to what happened, between you two in the fourth grade, Alana's over it.
Good.
Then we never have to bring it up again.
Right.
Right, right.
Because you know what? It was just a silly play about dental health, okay? It was not Raven's fault that the teacher picked her to play the tooth fairy and Alana got stuck being tooth decay.
Girl, and that would be bringing it up.
You only got that part because you were a kiss-up.
iY la maestra no quiere te ver llorando.
Ah! I got that part because I was the tooth fairy.
That's what the critics said.
I was just repeating what they said.
Okay, Rae, we all saw the reviews, okay? Thank you.
Now it's time to make your move on Devon Carter.
Stop Come on, come on.
Break me off a piece of that.
What you want me to break? Loca, chill.
It means I like him.
Which means you can't have him.
Stinky boyfriend stealer! What did you say about Alana? I said, "shneeky shnoyland shnealer.
" It means "Don't hurt me" in German, please.
Okay, okay, Rae.
You know what? She may be a "shneeky shnoyland shnealer," but you will always be the tooth fairy.
Hello, ladies.
Look like we got a party going on over here.
Aah, do we know you? Eddie Thomas, but you can call me E.
T.
because my rap is out of this world.
Funny.
I like you.
I- I like you, too.
You better.
Yeah, right on.
Y'all, I think I got a new girlfriend.
And I'm scared.
Yep, that's me.
Okay, Corey, the microchip is in.
It's ready for the test.
Well, what do you think? I think I still have to walk over there and get the food out.
There's no pleasing you.
William, why don't you invent a gizmo to help us meet the ladies? You mean girls? Just hearing the word makes me itchy.
Oh! Okay, you're going to have to stop that, 'cause you're making me itchy.
Can you get that for me? That's good.
Wait, we can work together.
Back-to-back.
A little to the left.
Aw, that's good.
Right there.
Yeah, a little to the right.
All right, this play date is over.
What are you two doing? I have to cook with these.
William started itching, then he made me start itching.
What? Oh, no.
Looks like we got a couple of cases of chickenpox.
Chicken pox?! Chicken pox?! Oh, don't worry, guys.
It's no big deal.
Of course, I wouldn't know, I've never had it.
I must be immune to it.
I mean, I've gone all these years without ever getting it.
And yet you seem to be scratching incessantly.
Oh, well, it's nothing.
I mean, I'm just covered in spots that are really, really itchy, and I seem to have one on my back that I can't really get.
Allow me, sir.
Oh, yeah.
Wait.
Check this out.
Devon Carter and Alana.
What does she have that I don't have? Um, Devon Carter? Thanks, Chels.
You and me are going out.
Why me? Because we got chemistry.
Close-- we got biology, third period.
My boy's got jokes.
All right.
Right on.
Eddie, are you okay? That one hurt down to my ankles.
Watch where I'm going.
Did you just see that? Yes.
You, you just had a vision.
Yeah, I don't Oh! Hey, those tech nerds are out of control.
You guys, that was my vision.
One of those carts is going to slam Alana.
What are you going to do? Alana! Ooh, that was close.
Yeah, I know.
Oh, hey, how you doing? Baxter! This is all your fault! iCada vez que te estoy cerca, te hago! Listen, it wasn't supposed to happen like that.
You made a big mistake, girlfriend.
I know, I know.
Not now, Loca.
We've got a hair emergency.
Hello? My Hair Lady? It's Muffy.
Clear a chair.
We're coming in.
I'm sor Girl, I'm sorry.
Oh, okay, bye, Devon.
Girl okay.
Rae, you really should have just let it happen.
I was trying to do the right thing.
And you did, Rae, you did.
It just, you know, turned out horribly wrong.
Thanks.
Hi, I'm looking for Alana.
I just got to apologize for something that I did in school.
I got paint all You don't care, do you? Thank you.
I'm just going to get some gum to calm my nerves.
It's not working.
Alana? It's about time.
Look what that freak Raven did to my hair.
If I see her, I swear What are you doing? Darling, uh, I got to shampoo ya, so I got to protect those gorgeous eyes of yours.
All right, here we go.
So, yous was saying something about this Raven person.
I love the name, doll.
Very exotic.
Sounds like a gem.
Don't even mention that name in front of me.
Yo no quiero nada a hacer.
Oh, okay, um Darling, now listen to me.
You need to lay back, lay back and keep your eyes closed.
What is this? Darling, Wednesdays are free facials.
Free facials.
Yeah.
Good girl, very good, very good.
All right, okay.
Alls I'm saying is, sometimes you got to take the high road and forgive Raven.
I mean, um, you knows whos for yous knows whats.
All right, now I got to dry you, so let me get the towel.
Here we go.
Let's go.
Now lean up there.
Keep your eyes closed, darling.
There you go.
Like we say in Jersey, accidents happen.
Yeah, and Raven's going to have one tomorrow.
Best thing is, she won't even see it coming.
Is there a problem? No, I'm just Um, no, darling, I'm just admiring your roots.
They're so deep, ooh, so strong.
So Bubblelicious.
Who did your roots? iPorque estas esperando! We're looking for Alana.
My hair! Quiera a lo que me a hecho! Tonya, we're fine.
It's just chickenpox.
Yeah, yeah no, no, no, no.
William's staying here, 'cause his folks don't want his little brother to catch it.
Yeah.
I love you, too.
Yeah, don't worry.
I got everything covered.
Okay, bye.
Corey, what'd I tell you about scratching with fruit? Nothing.
Well I never really thought it would come up.
Would you believe the luck, Dad? Those chickenpox are super-contagious.
Guess I can't go to school today.
Nice try.
You had chickenpox when you were four.
Would you believe, um turkey pox? Gobble-gobble! Ray, sweetheart, I don't know what it is you're trying to avoid, but eventually, you're going to have to deal with it.
Dad, you said no scratching with fruit Ah this is a vegetable.
So you're trying to avoid something.
Someone.
I believe we have the technology to help.
For a price.
Ew, no! There is no way I am cleaning this nasty room.
For two weeks?! You must be crazy.
Okay, but a new set of teeth cost a whole lot of money.
Okay.
How does it work? It's a simple tracking device.
It'll let us know where you are at all times.
And we'll make sure you and Alana will never bump into each other, never.
This is your tracking sensor.
You can implant it in your flank.
Not going to happen.
Or we can stick it on your shirt.
Like this? Now, put this little speaker in your ear.
We'll be able to warn you when Alana gets close.
Through a Global Positioning Satellite, we can follow your every move on the computer.
And there's only one more small thing.
You have to get this other tracking device on Alana.
What?! That's too dangerous.
That's crazy.
It's Nice to see you, ladies.
Group hug, come, come! Yeah! All right.
There you go.
Tough girls need love, too.
I'm outta here.
Out! Who is this clown? This is Eddie.
He's with me.
He's cool.
Okay, fun's over.
Let's go get Baxter.
Fun?! Attention, Blue Chicken! Red Hawk is on the hunt.
Repeat: Red Hawk is on the hunt.
Chelsea, it's working.
I know.
Just a spritz, and your breath's kissy fresh! Chelsea, focus.
I just got the word.
Eddie got the sensor on her.
Alana's on the move.
Start moving.
Turn right down the hall.
Come on! 'Scuse me! 'Scuse Wait! Now look to your left.
What's he talking about? There's nothing here but a candy machine.
Now put in 50 cents and get Corey something sweet.
I would coat you like a sugar-coated! Red Hawk's swooping down! Go, Blue Chicken, go! She was here.
I can smell it.
Kissy fresh.
Hey, Devon.
Raven? Wow, I can't believe it.
You spoke to me twice in one week? Why shouldn't I? I don't know, you know.
Last year, you acted like you didn't want to be around me.
Oh.
Well, I never, ever want you to feel that way again.
Red Hawk closing in! Gotta go! There she is.
She's getting closer! Chelsea, if we get out of this, girl, we really got to do some more cardio.
Chelsea? What is wrong with you? Well, let's see.
I have flat feet.
Can't really whistle with my Can it! Where's your friend, Raven? Oh, okay.
Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-no! You are not breaking me down, okay? Uh, she went that way.
She's right on you! Get out of there! My bad, fellas! Right on your tail! Chelsea, come on! She's closing in.
She can't get any closer.
Oh, come on.
Closet, closet! Okay.
Chelsea, Chelsea! What? Foot! Oh! Oh, Chelsea, this is the first time all day that I felt safe.
I know.
Raven, get out of there! It's not safe! What is he talking about? She's right on top of you! She's gone.
Yeah.
I'm going to miss her.
Me, too.
Can you pass the chips? Sure.
Why is Alana's sensor on you? Hmm? Look at that.
You know, that must have stuck to me when I bumped into Alana.
Isn't that funny? All that running for nothing.
Yeah, that's funny.
Hey, Chels? Uh-huh? Get out of my closet.
Okay.
Hey there, Raven.
Do you know what time it is? A quarter past payback.
Really? Mine only says ten past.
Alana, listen, my dad was right, okay? Alana, that is it.
No more running.
No more intimidation, okay? We have to settle this.
Okay.
I want to settle this, too.
All right.
Get the stuff.
Stuff? There's stuff? Why does there got to be stuff? Listen, I am not backing down, Alana.
The only reason I pushed you yesterday was to help you out.
Alana says I can't really explain it, girl, but I kind of knew that that nerd cart was going to hit you.
Yeah, right.
What? You're psychic? Tu puedes decir futura? Well, if I could see into the futura I would know what the stuff was.
Seriously, girl, what's in that stuff? You're about to find out right now.
You know what? This is really weird.
'Cause I didn't save you this time, 'cause I thought this time was last time, and I saved you last time, 'cause I thought this time was this time, but I guess it wasn't.
If Alana we're conscious, she'd say, "What?" Come on.
Get away from me, Baxter.
You're a jinx.
And you're a bully.
Maybe if you had a better attitude, bad things wouldn't happen to you.
That's crazy.
Is it? I mean, think about it.
We used to be friends, Alana.
Now, maybe if you let go of some of that anger you're harboring, we could be friends again.
You and me friends? It's better than getting smushed every day.
So, what do you say? Truce? Okay, whatever.
Oh, you guys! Oh gosh.
This is a beautiful moment.
You know what? I bet one day, you two will look back on this and laugh about all the funny stuff that went down.
Yeah.
Oh, oh, like yesterday when Raven got that gum stuck in your hair! That was you?! You did this to me?! iYo no puedo creer que tu me histe estoi iYo no puedo creeri Alana, Alana, Alana, Alana! Let me handle this for you.
Let me hook this up.
Loca, get the stuff.
Chelsea, come with me! Hey, boyfriend! Hey, girl! I didn't even see you standing there.
Stop lying.
Listen, it's really cool that you like me.
And as painful as it is for me to say this, I really think that maybe we should just be friends.
That okay? Yeah.
We can be friends.
I'm cool with that.
Hey, great.
So, I'll see you around.
See you around buddy! Bye.