The Daily Life of the Immortal King (2020) s02e03 Episode Script
The Idle Beauty
1
Who else
isn't following this series?
VOGUE
Idler,
am I beautiful?
We are on a mission now.
Don't show your art
of beautification in public.
I even prepared this cheongsam
especially for you.
Don't you think of anything else
aside from work?
Yue'er,
don't you feel like something is unusual?
Could the Seven-Star Squad that has been
following us be making a move?
What's going on?
-It's turbulence.
-It gave me a shock.
Liquid spilled on my pants.
RESTROOM UNAVAILABLE
-That startled me.
-Passengers.
Songhai airspace's spiritual impulses
are unsteady, making the ride bumpy.
Please return to your seats
and fasten your seatbelts.
Miss, please return to your seat
and fasten your seatbelt.
Miss, please follow
Air Spirit's regulations.
-Go back to your seat and fasten your
-Shut up!
With the level of power I have,
do I still need to fasten my seatbelt?
Yue'er!
Idler.
Yue'er!
ADAPTED FROM THE DAILY LIFE
OF THE IMMORTAL KING BY KU XUAN
FROM QIDIAN WEBSITE
OF CHINA LITERATURE
The Swordliner plane
with Idle Beauty on board crashed.
The world's
number-one assassin disappeared.
There has been no sign of him
in the last ten years.
This is the only video image
he left behind.
He was killed in the crash?
No. Rumor has it
that Idle Beauty was severely hurt
and has been living in seclusion
in Songhai ever since.
Rumor also has it that someone saw him
near our faction.
Does that mean Idle Beauty's
secret abode is nearby?
Didn't you hear the bell?
Even if the tribulation test
a few days ago
had a little incident,
it was concluded smoothly.
One of the Class Ordinary students
performed excellently
and is transferred to Class Elite today.
Let's welcome her.
-It's a girl.
-She's so cute.
Gosh! Wang Ling is staring at me again.
So he has been watching me all this time.
Hello, everyone.
I'm Lin Xiaoyu from Level 2, Class 1.
Lin Xiaoyu has excellent academic scores,
but her family has some difficulties.
So please take care of her, everybody.
This new girl looks very familiar.
Mr. Wang has something to attend to today.
I'll be his substitute today.
Open your book and turn to page 58.
Mr. Wang,
what's the situation?
I'm 120 m away from the target.
Her spiritual energy focus is right ahead.
Be careful, Mr. Wang.
She is a supreme assassin.
And I am a supreme instructor.
Do you still doubt my capabilities?
All right. Got it.
Target spotted. I'm going to hang up.
Jiang Liuyue,
you are surrounded.
Don't make any meaningless resistance.
Surrender yourself now.
All these years,
where exactly have you been?
All these years,
these Cultivation Inspection Division
fools haven't improved at all.
That was such an obvious trick
to lure him away,
but he still took the bait.
My silly sister,
here I come.
SEALED RESTRICTED AREA
Rumor has it
that after being captured
by the Seven-Star Squad,
Jiang Liuying is imprisoned
in our faction.
Are you kidding?
How can the poor security at Faction 60
lock her up securely?
Don't forget.
Wasn't Giant Frog sealed underground
at Faction 60 before?
That's why rumor has it
that there is a giant prison
at our faction
enough to suppress a demon prince
Isn't she the lady in the photo?
What are you waiting for? Go after her!
Where is she?
This is a utility room, isn't it?
Where is the lady we just saw?
It seems like someone lives here.
Is this Idle Beauty's secret abode?
Interesting.
The owner must've been hiding
in this place for quite some time.
He doesn't tidy his bed.
He doesn't even empty his trash bin.
What an idle life
for the world's number one assassin.
I think somebody is coming.
Idle Beauty is back.
Hide now.
Who's there?
Well
We're not here to peek at you.
That's right.
You perverts!
You
Junior,
let me explain.
Her name is Lin Xiaoyu.
What are you doing in my room?
What? Isn't this
Idle Beauty's secret abode?
Yes. Why do you live
in such a messy place?
It's none of your business!
What are you doing here?
I miss my lovely little sister.
Can't I come to pay her a visit?
Where are the prison guards?
Can those useless people stop me?
All right, Liuyue.
Remove my restraints.
We can join our forces
and revive the Shadow Faction.
My silly little sister,
you think I broke into the prison
to save you?
In Cultivation Year 4396,
for the contract
to assassinate Ms. Sun Rong,
did you fulfill it?
So you were sent here by the client.
How did you get involved with them?
Since you didn't fulfill it,
you should know the consequences.
It was just a mission of the Demon World.
Kill me if you dare!
Before I do that,
I want to settle a score.
Sorry. Keep going.
Master, I've found a safe area.
All right.
We finally landed.
What is this place?
It's so dark.
I can't see anything.
-You rascal! Where are you touching me?
-I
My goodness.
Could this be
Idle Beauty's secret abode?
BEAUTY
Did you pick this room on purpose?
In other areas, there are either traps
or fierce beasts.
This is the only secure one.
Isn't this the Li's Kitchen Knife
that Idle Beauty uses?
I didn't think the rumors would be true.
Have a look over here.
Isn't this the legendary Wall of Clues?
Is Idle Beauty
investigating a special incident?
"The Swordliner plane crashed
ten years ago."
"In-fighting of the Shadow Faction.
Changes in Senior Personnel."
Wait a minute.
Isn't this lady
I met Idle Beauty on one of my missions
and fell for his ultimate handsomeness.
We began to work together.
Since then, we traveled on lands
and oceans near and far,
and I became leader of the Shadow Faction.
That was the climax of my life.
It gave me the best memories of my life,
Until
that incident deprived me of everything.
Ten years.
I fell into the Demon World
and endured it for ten years.
I was separated from the one I loved
for ten years
and spent every day in pain!
I was locked in that sick palace,
translating documents
from the Human and Demon Worlds.
One day, I found
the assassination contract
the Demon World gave the Shadow Faction.
Then I realized
it was you
who blew up the passenger plane I was on
and seized my position
as the Shadow Faction's leader!
Liuyue, I did intend
to seize your position,
but that had nothing to do with me.
Shut up!
The Demon World happened
to send me to kill you.
Farewell,
leader of the Shadow Faction.
Who are you?
That was not what happened ten years ago,
Yue'er.
Come on.
Let's straighten out the information.
First, the time,
which is ten years ago.
Then the place,
Songhai Faction 60,
is the coordinates we are on now.
At that time and place,
three things happened.
The first thing.
The passenger plane Idle Beauty
and Shadow Faction leader ride
was hit in the airspace above Faction 60.
Shadow Faction leader
wasn't wearing a seatbelt
and was thrown out of the passenger plane,
becoming the only missing passenger.
The second thing.
Do you remember what happened
in Songhai ten years ago?
Do you mean
the invasion of Giant Frog?
That's right.
At that time, the portal to the alien
world opened right above Faction 60.
What is the third thing?
That day, Master Zhuo defeated Giant Frog
with only one blow.
I'm beginning to understand everything.
Look. What's that?
Run!
Give me your spiritual force.
Come on.
A side dish has delivered itself.
-Help!
-Yue'er!
-Idler.
-Help!
LITTLE RACOON
I hate being bothered
while I'm eating crispy noodles.
Yue'er!
Yue'er!
So Idle Beauty
set up a secret base under Faction 60.
to await the return of his companion.
That
is the truth behind everything.
The world's number one assassin
is such a devoted man.
Idle Beauty waited for ten years.
Yue'er,
I concealed my identity
and waited
in the exact place where I lost you.
Finally,
I'm able to see you today.
Kangkang.
You've gained so much weight.
To ease the pain of losing you,
I devoured food
whenever I felt downhearted.
My thick fat reflects my longing for you.
Kangkang.
First, you came out of nowhere
to kill me for nothing
and you are being lovey-dovey
in front of me now.
I'd rather you kill me!
Kangkang, do you still remember?
You said you'd take me
to see the stars and moon,
to play on the swing,
and to swing to the end of the world.
I'm taking you now
to see the stars and moon
and play on the swing.
That's enough!
Somebody, please kill me!
ADAPTED FROM THE DAILY LIFE
OF THE IMMORTAL KING BY KU XUAN
FROM QIDIAN WEBSITE
OF CHINA LITERATURE
I thought we'd be trapped
in the secret abode forever.
Thank goodness Wang Ling found
the elevator behind the bookcase.
I cut classes on the first day
I was transferred to Class Elite.
I see.
Subtitle translation by: Li Xiaofei
Who else
isn't following this series?
VOGUE
Idler,
am I beautiful?
We are on a mission now.
Don't show your art
of beautification in public.
I even prepared this cheongsam
especially for you.
Don't you think of anything else
aside from work?
Yue'er,
don't you feel like something is unusual?
Could the Seven-Star Squad that has been
following us be making a move?
What's going on?
-It's turbulence.
-It gave me a shock.
Liquid spilled on my pants.
RESTROOM UNAVAILABLE
-That startled me.
-Passengers.
Songhai airspace's spiritual impulses
are unsteady, making the ride bumpy.
Please return to your seats
and fasten your seatbelts.
Miss, please return to your seat
and fasten your seatbelt.
Miss, please follow
Air Spirit's regulations.
-Go back to your seat and fasten your
-Shut up!
With the level of power I have,
do I still need to fasten my seatbelt?
Yue'er!
Idler.
Yue'er!
ADAPTED FROM THE DAILY LIFE
OF THE IMMORTAL KING BY KU XUAN
FROM QIDIAN WEBSITE
OF CHINA LITERATURE
The Swordliner plane
with Idle Beauty on board crashed.
The world's
number-one assassin disappeared.
There has been no sign of him
in the last ten years.
This is the only video image
he left behind.
He was killed in the crash?
No. Rumor has it
that Idle Beauty was severely hurt
and has been living in seclusion
in Songhai ever since.
Rumor also has it that someone saw him
near our faction.
Does that mean Idle Beauty's
secret abode is nearby?
Didn't you hear the bell?
Even if the tribulation test
a few days ago
had a little incident,
it was concluded smoothly.
One of the Class Ordinary students
performed excellently
and is transferred to Class Elite today.
Let's welcome her.
-It's a girl.
-She's so cute.
Gosh! Wang Ling is staring at me again.
So he has been watching me all this time.
Hello, everyone.
I'm Lin Xiaoyu from Level 2, Class 1.
Lin Xiaoyu has excellent academic scores,
but her family has some difficulties.
So please take care of her, everybody.
This new girl looks very familiar.
Mr. Wang has something to attend to today.
I'll be his substitute today.
Open your book and turn to page 58.
Mr. Wang,
what's the situation?
I'm 120 m away from the target.
Her spiritual energy focus is right ahead.
Be careful, Mr. Wang.
She is a supreme assassin.
And I am a supreme instructor.
Do you still doubt my capabilities?
All right. Got it.
Target spotted. I'm going to hang up.
Jiang Liuyue,
you are surrounded.
Don't make any meaningless resistance.
Surrender yourself now.
All these years,
where exactly have you been?
All these years,
these Cultivation Inspection Division
fools haven't improved at all.
That was such an obvious trick
to lure him away,
but he still took the bait.
My silly sister,
here I come.
SEALED RESTRICTED AREA
Rumor has it
that after being captured
by the Seven-Star Squad,
Jiang Liuying is imprisoned
in our faction.
Are you kidding?
How can the poor security at Faction 60
lock her up securely?
Don't forget.
Wasn't Giant Frog sealed underground
at Faction 60 before?
That's why rumor has it
that there is a giant prison
at our faction
enough to suppress a demon prince
Isn't she the lady in the photo?
What are you waiting for? Go after her!
Where is she?
This is a utility room, isn't it?
Where is the lady we just saw?
It seems like someone lives here.
Is this Idle Beauty's secret abode?
Interesting.
The owner must've been hiding
in this place for quite some time.
He doesn't tidy his bed.
He doesn't even empty his trash bin.
What an idle life
for the world's number one assassin.
I think somebody is coming.
Idle Beauty is back.
Hide now.
Who's there?
Well
We're not here to peek at you.
That's right.
You perverts!
You
Junior,
let me explain.
Her name is Lin Xiaoyu.
What are you doing in my room?
What? Isn't this
Idle Beauty's secret abode?
Yes. Why do you live
in such a messy place?
It's none of your business!
What are you doing here?
I miss my lovely little sister.
Can't I come to pay her a visit?
Where are the prison guards?
Can those useless people stop me?
All right, Liuyue.
Remove my restraints.
We can join our forces
and revive the Shadow Faction.
My silly little sister,
you think I broke into the prison
to save you?
In Cultivation Year 4396,
for the contract
to assassinate Ms. Sun Rong,
did you fulfill it?
So you were sent here by the client.
How did you get involved with them?
Since you didn't fulfill it,
you should know the consequences.
It was just a mission of the Demon World.
Kill me if you dare!
Before I do that,
I want to settle a score.
Sorry. Keep going.
Master, I've found a safe area.
All right.
We finally landed.
What is this place?
It's so dark.
I can't see anything.
-You rascal! Where are you touching me?
-I
My goodness.
Could this be
Idle Beauty's secret abode?
BEAUTY
Did you pick this room on purpose?
In other areas, there are either traps
or fierce beasts.
This is the only secure one.
Isn't this the Li's Kitchen Knife
that Idle Beauty uses?
I didn't think the rumors would be true.
Have a look over here.
Isn't this the legendary Wall of Clues?
Is Idle Beauty
investigating a special incident?
"The Swordliner plane crashed
ten years ago."
"In-fighting of the Shadow Faction.
Changes in Senior Personnel."
Wait a minute.
Isn't this lady
I met Idle Beauty on one of my missions
and fell for his ultimate handsomeness.
We began to work together.
Since then, we traveled on lands
and oceans near and far,
and I became leader of the Shadow Faction.
That was the climax of my life.
It gave me the best memories of my life,
Until
that incident deprived me of everything.
Ten years.
I fell into the Demon World
and endured it for ten years.
I was separated from the one I loved
for ten years
and spent every day in pain!
I was locked in that sick palace,
translating documents
from the Human and Demon Worlds.
One day, I found
the assassination contract
the Demon World gave the Shadow Faction.
Then I realized
it was you
who blew up the passenger plane I was on
and seized my position
as the Shadow Faction's leader!
Liuyue, I did intend
to seize your position,
but that had nothing to do with me.
Shut up!
The Demon World happened
to send me to kill you.
Farewell,
leader of the Shadow Faction.
Who are you?
That was not what happened ten years ago,
Yue'er.
Come on.
Let's straighten out the information.
First, the time,
which is ten years ago.
Then the place,
Songhai Faction 60,
is the coordinates we are on now.
At that time and place,
three things happened.
The first thing.
The passenger plane Idle Beauty
and Shadow Faction leader ride
was hit in the airspace above Faction 60.
Shadow Faction leader
wasn't wearing a seatbelt
and was thrown out of the passenger plane,
becoming the only missing passenger.
The second thing.
Do you remember what happened
in Songhai ten years ago?
Do you mean
the invasion of Giant Frog?
That's right.
At that time, the portal to the alien
world opened right above Faction 60.
What is the third thing?
That day, Master Zhuo defeated Giant Frog
with only one blow.
I'm beginning to understand everything.
Look. What's that?
Run!
Give me your spiritual force.
Come on.
A side dish has delivered itself.
-Help!
-Yue'er!
-Idler.
-Help!
LITTLE RACOON
I hate being bothered
while I'm eating crispy noodles.
Yue'er!
Yue'er!
So Idle Beauty
set up a secret base under Faction 60.
to await the return of his companion.
That
is the truth behind everything.
The world's number one assassin
is such a devoted man.
Idle Beauty waited for ten years.
Yue'er,
I concealed my identity
and waited
in the exact place where I lost you.
Finally,
I'm able to see you today.
Kangkang.
You've gained so much weight.
To ease the pain of losing you,
I devoured food
whenever I felt downhearted.
My thick fat reflects my longing for you.
Kangkang.
First, you came out of nowhere
to kill me for nothing
and you are being lovey-dovey
in front of me now.
I'd rather you kill me!
Kangkang, do you still remember?
You said you'd take me
to see the stars and moon,
to play on the swing,
and to swing to the end of the world.
I'm taking you now
to see the stars and moon
and play on the swing.
That's enough!
Somebody, please kill me!
ADAPTED FROM THE DAILY LIFE
OF THE IMMORTAL KING BY KU XUAN
FROM QIDIAN WEBSITE
OF CHINA LITERATURE
I thought we'd be trapped
in the secret abode forever.
Thank goodness Wang Ling found
the elevator behind the bookcase.
I cut classes on the first day
I was transferred to Class Elite.
I see.
Subtitle translation by: Li Xiaofei