The Hills (2006) s02e03 Episode Script
The Best Night Ever
After finally ending the relationship from hell, I made a rule, no more boys.
Then I broke it.
I'm glad you came.
I went on my first date since breaking up with Jason, but I wasn't sure if I was ready to start seeing anyone, even a guy as nice as Brody.
Heidi was getting serious about Spencer I just don't know really how you feel about me.
- This is a whole different level - I more than like you, Heidi.
but she was still mad at Audrina for showing up with him at the club.
Doesn't she have her own friends? Now it was Heidi's birthday, and all she wanted was for Audrina to keep her distance.
I want a birthday poncho.
I think I want a Betsey Johnson one, because they're so, like, crazy.
You want what I wanted, like, a fun party dress.
I just couldn't find one for my birthday.
What time are we going to the salon? Not too early, because I have a little lunch date with Brody.
Yay! - Did you invite Whitney? - Yeah.
- Did you invite Audrina? - We're not friends.
So, I'm not going to invite someone who's not my friend.
I don't dislike her, so I don't care if she's there, but I'm not gonna invite her, 'cause I don't like her.
No, but if I see her there, I'll be like, "Hi, how are you?" - It's my birthday.
- It's my birthday.
Want my crown? Oh, you can't wear it.
- My crown.
I'm so excited.
- I know.
You really are a princess on your birthday.
It's a rule.
Despite what anybody thinks.
Geplaatst door: Wendelina1987 - Hi.
How are you? - Good to see you.
You, too.
- I like your hair.
- Don't laugh at my haircut.
No, you got to stop.
- No, it's cute.
- Stop.
No, no.
- You look younger.
- Stop right now, stop right now.
So how's your love life? Been talking to Jason at all? Did it end on a kind of bad note, little bit? No, it was just like, "I've had it.
" Right, right, you were fed up with it.
How long did you have You went from Kristin to Nicole, right? I went No.
You had a girlfriend in between? No, wait, hold on.
Yeah, actually, yeah.
No, it was.
You didn't have a break, did you? It was maybe two weeks.
Two weeks of, like, living the single life.
Why don't you ever take breaks in between girls? I don't know.
- 'Cause I just feel like - You need to be single for a while.
The thing is I mean, yeah, it just happens that way.
You know, when you meet somebody Say you meet somebody really special, just because you don't want to get in a relationship, you don't want to ruin that with them.
Really? You don't ever feel like you can be like, "Can we just be friends for a while?" But it's hard.
It's hard to say that if you really care about somebody.
It's hard for me.
I'm still looking for somebody to cuddle with, but I mean I'm a cuddler.
- Hey.
- Hi.
Are you busy? - Not really.
- No? What's up? Well, you know how I told you the whole Heidi and Spencer situation? And I think Heidi thinks something's going on with us.
- Like, there's really nothing.
- There's nothing with him at all.
You're not gonna get in trouble, right, because I'm back here talking to you? You obviously have not been here long enough, 'cause you're not gonna get in trouble for anything.
So, like, tonight's Heidi's birthday and I'm not invited.
It's like kindergarten.
"I'm not inviting you to my birthday.
" I mean, so you think it's a good idea, like, being the bigger person and just Just go and, like, wish her a happy birthday, and if she's gonna be a bitch about it, she'll be a bitch about it.
That's what I'm gonna do.
We were friends, and to have a friend, you have to be a friend.
And she's not being a friend right now.
And is he, like, trying to date you, too? He is.
He is a dirt bag.
He's just a pig.
Yeah, she's getting played.
That's what it seems.
But I'm not, like, hanging out with him or anything.
- I don't know - She doesn't know that, obviously.
- Well, this is my last time I'm trying.
- Yeah.
I don't know.
Hi.
- Good, how are you? - Good, how are you? Good.
Thank you.
- To your birthday.
- To my birthday.
- No, to the best night ever.
- The best night ever.
And to lots of other stuff.
I'm doing, like, a very Audrey Hepburn kind of look, and I'm wearing a black tutu.
So just, like, really fun, but sexy and sophisticated at the same time.
Are you getting your makeup done here, too, Heids? Of course! - It's my birthday.
- I know.
I'm sorry.
I know.
I'm not lifting a hand.
I'm an American princess.
Hey, I talked to Whitney today and she was really tired.
She's not sure if she's gonna make it.
I always want her to come, but I know she's just busy.
Audrina's not coming.
- Have you talked to her? - Nope.
Are you just assuming she's not going? She can come, but she can't come to my party.
She can't come to my birthday.
- Oh, my God.
Hi, how are you? - Hi! What are we drinking tonight? Heidi! Yeah! Who's sexy, girl? I'm so cute! Look at me.
Look at me.
- I know, but it's bad - Look at me, look at me.
I can't date.
Who cares? - I'm gone.
- We're gone.
We're gone.
That's so rude.
Because You're bad! Celebrate life.
- Say - Say Oh, snap! Audrina, well, she's kind of had her feelings hurt.
I feel like she just wanted to come there to make trouble.
Oh, you're so sweet.
You knew I wanted to dip, you did it for me.
Would you ever date Brody? Like, do you like him? I do not want to date anyone right now.
I like her.
I like her.
That used to be you.
I think he definitely likes you.
I think the question is, do you like him? If I didn't like him, I wouldn't waste my time worrying about him.
So, if things went well, you would date him? I don't know what I want! I don't know what I want.
I don't know if I like Brody.
You just want someone on your arm.
It's arm candy.
- Yeah, Brody's arm candy.
- Hell, yeah.
Why do we always compare guys to accessories? - It's just so right on.
- 'Cause they're disposable like that.
I just got a manicure, and it's already, like, all chipped.
I need a "me" day.
I need to go and get my highlights done and my nails done - Yeah.
my eyebrows done, and my A few more things done.
Yeah.
- Can you hand that to me? - Yeah.
Hello.
Oh, hi, how are you? I'll go wherever.
I'll call you when we get off, okay? Okay, bye.
- Who was that? - It's Audrina.
You're coming.
- Coming where? - You're coming to lunch.
What did she say? She's like, "I just wanted to see if you wanted to get lunch "and talk and catch up on stuff.
" Maybe since she's not talking to Heidi, she figures you're the next person to talk to in order to, like, resolve things.
I meant to call her after Heidi's birthday, but I never did.
So she beat you to it.
I don't know.
I don't know, it's kind of weird.
- Hi.
- Hi.
How are you? - Good.
- Hi.
- Those are cool jeans.
- Thanks.
- How is Teen Vogue? - It's good.
- It's fun? - It's good, yeah.
Are you seeing anyone else now? - Seeing? - Well, I don't know, dating? I don't want to, like, date anyone for so long, so I'm just having fun.
- Me, too.
- You know? It's hard to find a good guy.
I'm not looking for a good guy right now.
I need to be fine to be alone and not even want to date someone, and then I know I'll be fine to get into a relationship.
Yeah, I don't want a relationship for a while.
Yeah.
Amen.
Yep.
Yeah, so, Friday night, I wasn't there to ruin her birthday.
- Like - I figured you weren't.
I'm like, "I'm here to have a good time.
" I didn't come here to ruin her birthday.
I knew she was here, so I came up to say, "Hi, happy birthday," and that's it.
No, that's fine.
I think that she wanted to say hi to you and stuff, but I feel like there's stuff going on between you two, and she didn't want to talk about it that night, because it's like, "It's my birthday.
I don't want to do this tonight.
"I'll talk to you about it later.
" Well, she won't talk to me, anyways.
She's just changed towards me, I guess.
You guys have, like, weird stuff going on, and I feel like a lot of that was Spencer.
Yeah, it's always that, like, guys.
Yeah, it's just one of those things, you know, how, like, - friends just sometimes - Grow apart? - And move on.
- Yeah, and just aren't meant to be.
And that's, yeah, it's not meant to be, so I'm totally fine.
She's doing her thing, I'm doing mine.
Girl fights.
Bye.
Are you guys parked over there? Yeah.
Well, just because me and Heidi aren't friends doesn't mean we can't be.
- Okay, bye, girls.
- Bye.
I'll talk to you later.
Heidi? Hi.
How did it go? - What? - Lunch with Audrina.
- Good.
I mean, Whitney came.
- Oh, she did? It was, like, kind of weird that we went out to lunch.
You didn't, like, call her out on anything? So what's gonna happen if, like, you see her out or something? I see her out, I just say hi, like anyone else.
But it's not It's a mutual thing.
I know.
I don't care.
I have too many friends and too little time.
Nap, dinner, and then meet up with Spencer and Brody? Okay.
I'm excited.
It's going to be fun, thanks for being my date.
Look who it is.
- Look who it is.
- Oh, I thought you guys were Shut up.
Jen Bunney, why don't you come sit over here? Okay! Is that a seat that opened up? You look so upset, though "Nobody's allowed to sit here.
" What? - Come in, sit down, relax.
- You're a dork.
- What? Here it is.
- Oh, it's so pretty.
Here, come outside.
Come on.
Did you have fun tonight? - Did you? - Yes, I had an amazing time.
Give me a hug.
I'm so glad I'm with you right now, honestly.
I swear to God, there is nowhere else where I'd want to be right now than with you.
- You're a cheese ball.
- I'm a cheese ball? Why am I a cheese ball? Shut up.
It's, like, I really I would not want to be anywhere else.
Thank you.
- Why are you thanking me? - Because it's so nice.
I'm just being real with you.
Look at you.
I love seeing you smile.
- You make me smile.
- You have a beautiful smile.
Thank you.
Geplaatst door: Wendelina1987
Then I broke it.
I'm glad you came.
I went on my first date since breaking up with Jason, but I wasn't sure if I was ready to start seeing anyone, even a guy as nice as Brody.
Heidi was getting serious about Spencer I just don't know really how you feel about me.
- This is a whole different level - I more than like you, Heidi.
but she was still mad at Audrina for showing up with him at the club.
Doesn't she have her own friends? Now it was Heidi's birthday, and all she wanted was for Audrina to keep her distance.
I want a birthday poncho.
I think I want a Betsey Johnson one, because they're so, like, crazy.
You want what I wanted, like, a fun party dress.
I just couldn't find one for my birthday.
What time are we going to the salon? Not too early, because I have a little lunch date with Brody.
Yay! - Did you invite Whitney? - Yeah.
- Did you invite Audrina? - We're not friends.
So, I'm not going to invite someone who's not my friend.
I don't dislike her, so I don't care if she's there, but I'm not gonna invite her, 'cause I don't like her.
No, but if I see her there, I'll be like, "Hi, how are you?" - It's my birthday.
- It's my birthday.
Want my crown? Oh, you can't wear it.
- My crown.
I'm so excited.
- I know.
You really are a princess on your birthday.
It's a rule.
Despite what anybody thinks.
Geplaatst door: Wendelina1987 - Hi.
How are you? - Good to see you.
You, too.
- I like your hair.
- Don't laugh at my haircut.
No, you got to stop.
- No, it's cute.
- Stop.
No, no.
- You look younger.
- Stop right now, stop right now.
So how's your love life? Been talking to Jason at all? Did it end on a kind of bad note, little bit? No, it was just like, "I've had it.
" Right, right, you were fed up with it.
How long did you have You went from Kristin to Nicole, right? I went No.
You had a girlfriend in between? No, wait, hold on.
Yeah, actually, yeah.
No, it was.
You didn't have a break, did you? It was maybe two weeks.
Two weeks of, like, living the single life.
Why don't you ever take breaks in between girls? I don't know.
- 'Cause I just feel like - You need to be single for a while.
The thing is I mean, yeah, it just happens that way.
You know, when you meet somebody Say you meet somebody really special, just because you don't want to get in a relationship, you don't want to ruin that with them.
Really? You don't ever feel like you can be like, "Can we just be friends for a while?" But it's hard.
It's hard to say that if you really care about somebody.
It's hard for me.
I'm still looking for somebody to cuddle with, but I mean I'm a cuddler.
- Hey.
- Hi.
Are you busy? - Not really.
- No? What's up? Well, you know how I told you the whole Heidi and Spencer situation? And I think Heidi thinks something's going on with us.
- Like, there's really nothing.
- There's nothing with him at all.
You're not gonna get in trouble, right, because I'm back here talking to you? You obviously have not been here long enough, 'cause you're not gonna get in trouble for anything.
So, like, tonight's Heidi's birthday and I'm not invited.
It's like kindergarten.
"I'm not inviting you to my birthday.
" I mean, so you think it's a good idea, like, being the bigger person and just Just go and, like, wish her a happy birthday, and if she's gonna be a bitch about it, she'll be a bitch about it.
That's what I'm gonna do.
We were friends, and to have a friend, you have to be a friend.
And she's not being a friend right now.
And is he, like, trying to date you, too? He is.
He is a dirt bag.
He's just a pig.
Yeah, she's getting played.
That's what it seems.
But I'm not, like, hanging out with him or anything.
- I don't know - She doesn't know that, obviously.
- Well, this is my last time I'm trying.
- Yeah.
I don't know.
Hi.
- Good, how are you? - Good, how are you? Good.
Thank you.
- To your birthday.
- To my birthday.
- No, to the best night ever.
- The best night ever.
And to lots of other stuff.
I'm doing, like, a very Audrey Hepburn kind of look, and I'm wearing a black tutu.
So just, like, really fun, but sexy and sophisticated at the same time.
Are you getting your makeup done here, too, Heids? Of course! - It's my birthday.
- I know.
I'm sorry.
I know.
I'm not lifting a hand.
I'm an American princess.
Hey, I talked to Whitney today and she was really tired.
She's not sure if she's gonna make it.
I always want her to come, but I know she's just busy.
Audrina's not coming.
- Have you talked to her? - Nope.
Are you just assuming she's not going? She can come, but she can't come to my party.
She can't come to my birthday.
- Oh, my God.
Hi, how are you? - Hi! What are we drinking tonight? Heidi! Yeah! Who's sexy, girl? I'm so cute! Look at me.
Look at me.
- I know, but it's bad - Look at me, look at me.
I can't date.
Who cares? - I'm gone.
- We're gone.
We're gone.
That's so rude.
Because You're bad! Celebrate life.
- Say - Say Oh, snap! Audrina, well, she's kind of had her feelings hurt.
I feel like she just wanted to come there to make trouble.
Oh, you're so sweet.
You knew I wanted to dip, you did it for me.
Would you ever date Brody? Like, do you like him? I do not want to date anyone right now.
I like her.
I like her.
That used to be you.
I think he definitely likes you.
I think the question is, do you like him? If I didn't like him, I wouldn't waste my time worrying about him.
So, if things went well, you would date him? I don't know what I want! I don't know what I want.
I don't know if I like Brody.
You just want someone on your arm.
It's arm candy.
- Yeah, Brody's arm candy.
- Hell, yeah.
Why do we always compare guys to accessories? - It's just so right on.
- 'Cause they're disposable like that.
I just got a manicure, and it's already, like, all chipped.
I need a "me" day.
I need to go and get my highlights done and my nails done - Yeah.
my eyebrows done, and my A few more things done.
Yeah.
- Can you hand that to me? - Yeah.
Hello.
Oh, hi, how are you? I'll go wherever.
I'll call you when we get off, okay? Okay, bye.
- Who was that? - It's Audrina.
You're coming.
- Coming where? - You're coming to lunch.
What did she say? She's like, "I just wanted to see if you wanted to get lunch "and talk and catch up on stuff.
" Maybe since she's not talking to Heidi, she figures you're the next person to talk to in order to, like, resolve things.
I meant to call her after Heidi's birthday, but I never did.
So she beat you to it.
I don't know.
I don't know, it's kind of weird.
- Hi.
- Hi.
How are you? - Good.
- Hi.
- Those are cool jeans.
- Thanks.
- How is Teen Vogue? - It's good.
- It's fun? - It's good, yeah.
Are you seeing anyone else now? - Seeing? - Well, I don't know, dating? I don't want to, like, date anyone for so long, so I'm just having fun.
- Me, too.
- You know? It's hard to find a good guy.
I'm not looking for a good guy right now.
I need to be fine to be alone and not even want to date someone, and then I know I'll be fine to get into a relationship.
Yeah, I don't want a relationship for a while.
Yeah.
Amen.
Yep.
Yeah, so, Friday night, I wasn't there to ruin her birthday.
- Like - I figured you weren't.
I'm like, "I'm here to have a good time.
" I didn't come here to ruin her birthday.
I knew she was here, so I came up to say, "Hi, happy birthday," and that's it.
No, that's fine.
I think that she wanted to say hi to you and stuff, but I feel like there's stuff going on between you two, and she didn't want to talk about it that night, because it's like, "It's my birthday.
I don't want to do this tonight.
"I'll talk to you about it later.
" Well, she won't talk to me, anyways.
She's just changed towards me, I guess.
You guys have, like, weird stuff going on, and I feel like a lot of that was Spencer.
Yeah, it's always that, like, guys.
Yeah, it's just one of those things, you know, how, like, - friends just sometimes - Grow apart? - And move on.
- Yeah, and just aren't meant to be.
And that's, yeah, it's not meant to be, so I'm totally fine.
She's doing her thing, I'm doing mine.
Girl fights.
Bye.
Are you guys parked over there? Yeah.
Well, just because me and Heidi aren't friends doesn't mean we can't be.
- Okay, bye, girls.
- Bye.
I'll talk to you later.
Heidi? Hi.
How did it go? - What? - Lunch with Audrina.
- Good.
I mean, Whitney came.
- Oh, she did? It was, like, kind of weird that we went out to lunch.
You didn't, like, call her out on anything? So what's gonna happen if, like, you see her out or something? I see her out, I just say hi, like anyone else.
But it's not It's a mutual thing.
I know.
I don't care.
I have too many friends and too little time.
Nap, dinner, and then meet up with Spencer and Brody? Okay.
I'm excited.
It's going to be fun, thanks for being my date.
Look who it is.
- Look who it is.
- Oh, I thought you guys were Shut up.
Jen Bunney, why don't you come sit over here? Okay! Is that a seat that opened up? You look so upset, though "Nobody's allowed to sit here.
" What? - Come in, sit down, relax.
- You're a dork.
- What? Here it is.
- Oh, it's so pretty.
Here, come outside.
Come on.
Did you have fun tonight? - Did you? - Yes, I had an amazing time.
Give me a hug.
I'm so glad I'm with you right now, honestly.
I swear to God, there is nowhere else where I'd want to be right now than with you.
- You're a cheese ball.
- I'm a cheese ball? Why am I a cheese ball? Shut up.
It's, like, I really I would not want to be anywhere else.
Thank you.
- Why are you thanking me? - Because it's so nice.
I'm just being real with you.
Look at you.
I love seeing you smile.
- You make me smile.
- You have a beautiful smile.
Thank you.
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