The Spectacular Spider-Man (2008) s02e03 Episode Script
Reinforcement
1
[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]
SPIDER-MAN: You're thinking,
"It's almost Christmas.
"Even Spidey must
have a tree to trim,
gifts to wrap"
Whoa! [GRUNTS] [ALL SHOUTING]
I'm outta here!
But first, I gotta wrap up
a little investigation. Ah!
See, even though
I busted Mysterio,
all that tech he stole
is still missing.
And every lowlife I meet
says Blackie Gaxton's
the man to talk to.
So talk, Blackie.
[IN IRISH ACCENT]
Who're you kidding?
What's the big hero
gonna do if I clam up? [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
Blackie! Gimme 21 on
Spider-Man?
Bye!
I don't know.
Maybe just hang
out a while.
Okay, okay.
Rumor is, Mysterio was
fronting for some big boss.
The guy's hirin'
cons, crooks,
even construction workers.
But everyone's sworn
to secrecy on pain
of you-know-what.
That's the sum to all
of my knowledge.
Uh, thanks, Blackie.
I owe you an eggnog!
[GASPS] Ho-ho-ho.
I'm Spidey Claus, and
what would your name be,
young man?
[STAMMERS] Patch
Um, Patch.
Wow, did your parents
have foresight or what?
Yeah, anyway, Patch,
you know what I want
for Christmas?
[STAMMERS] Name of
Mysterio's boss?
That's a start. They, they call him
the Master Planner.
But, but that's all
I know, believe me.
[BEEPS]
MASTER PLANNER:
Yes, Tinkerer?
Spider-Man's closing in.
MASTER PLANNER: Round up
the usual suspects.
And destroy him.
Living on the edge
Fighting crime,
Spinning webs
Swinging from
the highest ledge
He can leap
above our heads
Villains on the rise
And the city's victimized
Looking up
with no surprise
Arriving
in the speed of time
Spectacular
Spectacular Spider-Man
Spectacular
Spectacular Spider-Man
Spectacular
Spectacular
Spectacular Spider-Man
Spectacular
Spectacular Spider-Man
[WIND HOWLING]
Toomes, Beck,
breakfast.
Move it or I'll
A hologram!
Oh, man. Not again.
The warden's gonna freak!
At least you're real.
Aah!
Watch out! [ALARM BLARES]
Sandman and Rhino escaped!
[SIRENS WAILING]
That's encouraging
news, Cletus,
but it was Max's
turn to speak.
Electro, Doc, Electro!
I don't need
a regular name
no more.
Right, Doctor Octopus?
[STAMMERS] I beg you
not to call me that.
I despise everything
associated with that name.
The criminal activity,
the wanton violence.
Otto, your progress
is nothing short of
amazing.
[CLATTERING]
[ROARS] [PEOPLE SCREAMING]
[BOTH GRUNT]
[GROANS]Doctor Octopus,
I presume?
No! No! Leave me alone! Keep your paws off him!
You misunderstand, Doctor.
Kraven is sent
to liberate you
and Electro.
Forget him.
I used to
worship the Doc.
But what's left of him
isn't worth the trouble.
Ah, that's better.
Let's blow this stand.
Please, Max,
you don't have to
[SCREAMS] [WHIMPERS]
I told you,
it's Electro.
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING] [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
Gotcha![BOTH LAUGHING]
Oh, so close.
[GASPS]
Wow! Peter.
That was amazing!
Uh-oh.
Better not look
too good.
Whoa! Whoa-oh-oh!
[GRUNTS]
Yeah. Great triple klutz.
[LAUGHS]
Looks like
my favorite tutor
needs a little lesson.
Only if you're offering.
I think I am.
[MAN GRUNTING]
Flash! Are you okay?Do I look okay?
Sorry, I didn't mean
Nah, forget it.
So, uh You started
physical therapy?
Yeah.
Well, great!
So you'll be
good as new.
And those college
scouts will be busting
down your door.
That's not exactly what PETER: Uh, Liz?
I'm ready for my lesson.
Petey, can't you see I'm
in the middle of something?
Take yourself for a spin.
Most of you have met,
but Kraven and Electro,
this is Rhino, Vulture,
Sandman, and Mysterio.
Hmm.
[GROWLS]
Is there problem?
I've had bad experiences
with cats.
[CLEARS THROAT] Gentlemen,
allow me to introduce
our host and benefactor,
the Master Planner.
MASTER PLANNER:
Tinkerer informs me
Doctor Octopus declined
my invitation.
This is disappointing.
I had so hoped
to inaugurate
the Sinister Seven.
Four, five
Don't we got seven?
What about this guy?
Strictly technical support,
trust me, he is useless
in a fight.
MASTER PLANNER:
No matter, a new
Sinister Six will suffice.
Suffice for what, exactly?
To help me
inaugurate the age of
the super criminal.
This is your time,
my colorful friends,
once you dispose of
a certain red and blue
clad pest.
Uh, excuse me,
how exactly is
a new six
supposed to fare
any better than
the old one?
MASTER PLANNER:
Unsurprisingly,
I have a plan.
[CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYING] [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
[PEOPLE GASP]CHILD: Yay!
ALL: Ah!
[O CHRISTMAS TREEPLAYING]
Hey, QB,
you wanna slushee?
Oh, yeah. Delicious.
[LAUGHS]
You are so going down!
KENNY: In your dreams. LIZ: Get him, Flash!
[GWEN BREATHING HEAVILY]
Hey, Gwen.
You stand
a little company?
Whoa, look.
What did I do
to deserve
You've barely said
two words to me since
Since the you-know-what.
So I get it, okay?
I'm not your first choice.
But I won't be
your second choice, either.
Skating on
thin ice again, eh?
MJ. You saw that, huh?
Saw it, I heard it.
It was so painful,
I almost felt it.
Look, Tiger,
you're one of
my favorite guys.
Would you look at her?
She's gorg [MARY JANE SNAPS FINGERS]
But you distract
too easy.
Gwen's got
a totally legit gripe.
Decide what you want, Pete,
then focus on getting it done.
I don't suppose you'd
help a poor, distractible
boy sort through all this?
[SCOFFS] I sort
better with cocoa.
Sorting cocoa,
coming right up.
He's not here.
KRAVEN [ON RADIO]:
Ah, he's here. I smell him.
MASTER PLANNER [ON RADIO]:
Team One, deploy.
That will lure
the do-gooder
into the open.
ELECTRO [ON RADIO]:
Way ahead of you.
Ow! Hot! [GROANS]
ELECTRO: Spider-Man!
Come out to play!
[ALL SCREAMING]
[MUMBLES] That's probably
the least painful part of
my night.
[ALL SCREAMING]
Show yourself,
you wall-crawling
SPIDER-MAN: [LISPING]
Now, now, watch your mouth.
There are children present.
What? Ooh!
[SIGHS] I burned
my tongue, okay?
Ah!
Beaky?
[MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY]What?
I really need to stop with
the banter until the tongue's
had time to heal.
Vulture and Electro
are a pretty unlikely
team of two.
I gotta figure on
the entire Simpleton Six.
Aah!
Hey, Vultch,
you notice?
Big hero doesn't seem
too focused on us.
Why, you're right.
It's almost
as if he expects
more company.
[LAUGHING] [ALL SCREAM]
[ALL GROANING]
SPIDER-MAN: I gotta get
these goons off the ice.
Come on, guys.
Let's play Follow
the Leader.
Let's not.
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
SPIDER-MAN: Okay,
can't lure them away.
Gotta take them out.
So focus
and make your play.What? No.
Beaky's awfully
protective of that
glorified tiara.
Which means,
I can use his paranoia
to pin his wings.
I said, "No!"
[GROANING]
[CHUCKLES] You know,
for an evil, old nob,
you make
a lovely ornament.[GRUNTS]
Don't worry, Vultch,
Electro's got your back.
No, you fool!
I'll be free in a moment!
[SCREAMING] [PEOPLE SCREAMING]
You blew up
a Christmas tree?
The Christmas tree?
Harsh.
Uh-oh.
Liz, move! [SCREAMS]
Whoa! Spidey, thanks!
Hey, sign my cast?
Uh, maybe later. Oh!
Mary Jane!
Where's Peter?
[GRUNTS]
At least I got 'em
off the ice.
[HORN HONKS] Now if I could just
get them off the planet.
Hello. Ooh.
ELECTRO: You won't
escape me that easy.
That your best shot?
Feeble.
Well, if at first
Yada, yada, yada.
Eventually, you'll run
out of tires.
And then, I'll Huh?
[GRUNTS]
Then you'll what?
Take me out for a spin?
[SCREAMING]
[GRUNTING]
That coat,
or should I say coating,
looks amazing on you.
Non-conductive, you say?
Gorgeous.
[SIGHS][WHOOSHING]
[GRUNTS]
[GROANS]
Hey, Spidey,
don't fade on us now.
Sparks and Flaps
were just the appetizer.
Time for the main course.
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
[PUNCHES LANDING]
[GROANING][CAR ALARM BLARING]
Anyone get the number
of that sleigh?
[LAUGHS]
Ain't he a clever boy?
See, it's Christmas Eve,
and he said "Sleigh".
[CHUCKLES] You know,
instead of "Truck"?
Too bad
I'm more like a tank.
Hey!
The thing about tanks,
they don't corner well.
Plus, they're ugly.
[GRUNTS]
Hey O'Hirn,
this is kinda fun,
me and you, right?
Just like old times.
Only now,
we're kicking
his tail.
[ALL SCREAMING] Excuse me, pardon me,
coming through. Whoa!
[GROANS] [TIRES SCREECHING]
Arms? Check.
Legs? Check.
Head? Check.
And my burnt
tongue's better, too.
Christmas miracle.
[CAR ALARM BLARING]
A Bug for a bug.
Yeah, I got that.
For you, that
was clever.
Thanks.
Guys, Feliz Navidad,
Happy Hanukkah,
Kwanzaa, solstice.
Can't we put
our differences aside
for one night?
No! [GROANS]
When we're done with you,
there won't be enough left
to stuff my stocking.
Hey, Rhino, toss him over.
I wanna pull off that mask
and see who he is
before we end it.
Sorry, I'm strictly
a do-not-unwrap-until-
Christmas-morning superhero.
Okay, playing punching bag
turns out to be remarkably
ineffective,
so focus on Plan B.
[YELLING]
[GROWLING]
[GRUNTS]
[LAUGHS] Is that
all you got?
Oh, I got more.
If you think you're beast
enough to come and get it.
Oh, I'll show you
who's beast enough.
[ICE CRACKS]
SPIDER-MAN: Here,
you're gonna need this.
[ICE CRACKING]I hate you so much.
[GROANS]
Ah!
He's slower.
The night air is freezing
all that hydrogen water,
saturating his silicates.
[SIGHS]
He's not the only one.
Well, I guess we'll
do this the hard way.
Heads up, Frosty.
[PANTING]
Four down, two to go.
All right, Shocker,
Octopus, show yourselves!
OCTAVIUS: Arachnid!
Oh, me and my big mouth.
I've already been fried,
slashed, battered and
frozen tonight.
I'm a web-head
in desperate need
of down time.
[SPIDER-MAN GROANS]
[GRUNTING]
So not what I meant.[HORN HONKS]
[CROWD CHATTERING]
[GROANS]
I'm totally wiped.
Let's face it.
I've never actually
beaten six myself.
Oh, man,
I hope it's only six.
I think I lost 'em.
Yikes!
Lock your chimneys, folks.
Fool, no prey
escapes Kraven.
I track smell of your fear
to ends of earth.
Big talk for
a substitute loser.
[GRUNTS] Guess the great
hunter was afraid to take me
on alone this time.
Is way of jungle.
The pack wears prey down,
for alpha male to crush.
[GROWLING]
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS][CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYING]
It's called Poisson Gate.
Nice, huh?
[ALL GASPING]
[ALL SCREAMING]
[ROARS]
[SNIFFS]
Wow, great perfume.
Can I try some?
[GROANS]
Can ya smell me now?
Awfully too soon to gloat,
Spider-Man.
Oh, you are the expert
on premature gloatilation.
We shall see.
[SPEAKS LATIN]
[ALL LAUGHING] Rematch! Rematch!
Ow! That's it!
Harassment!Call my lawyer!
No Christmas spirit?
[YELLS]
[MYSTERIO LAUGHING]
Second floor.
Toys, housewares,
superhero defeats.
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
Kraven, no!
SPIDER-MAN: If the real
Mysterio's down there,
then this one's a bot.
A bot about to
[BOT BEEPING AND WHIRRING] Oh, fudge.
[GIRL YELLING]
[GROWLS]
Please tell me
these guys are going
on the naughty list.
Mysterio! I'm using that
stupid fishbowl of yours
as a snow globe.
Not if you can't find me.
[MYSTERIO GRUNTING]
Whoa, easy there, hero.
No need for vio Ouch!
Yeah, just making sure
you're not a bot.
I'm not, I'm not.
I know the Master Planner
set this up.
Who is he, and
what's he doing with
all that tech you stole?
Gee, I don't know.
Think maybe the
Master Planner has
a master plan?
[TIRES SCREECH] [SIRENS BEEP]
[INDISTINCT POLICE
RADIO CHATTER]
Be ready,
the Vulture's
still dangerous.
I'm sure Pete's fine.Why wouldn't I be?
Pete!Ow! Hot!
[STAMMERS]
Sorry, sorry.
Wait. No, I'm not sorry.
Where have you been?
The snack bar ran out
of cocoa, so I went down
the street. Why?
So, you missed
all the action?
I thought I
I thought you were
buried under that tree.
PETER: [SIGHS]
Parker, you are
a grade "A" idiot.
Um, Gwen
I know that
I've been unfocused MAN: He's gone.
MASTER PLANNER:
Extractions complete.
[BEEPING]
Extractions complete.
Or, nearly [SIRENS WAILING]
REPORTER ON TV:
The rest of the six
are still at large,
and considered
extremely dangerous.
This is not right.
Not right.
Otto, nobody's
going to hurt you.
[LOUD BANGING]
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
[WHIMPERS] No!
No! No! No!
[SCREAMS]
REPORTER ON TV:
Only Mysterio was
taken into custody.
Man, he'd better not
be another robot.
Peter, please,
it's Christmas.
I'm sorry, Aunt May. [TURNS OFF TV]
Here. Open yours.
Oh, Peter, it's lovely.
I, I figured, it's
our first Christmas
without him.
I, I wanted
to find a way to
He's here, Peter.
He's always here.
[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]
SPIDER-MAN: You're thinking,
"It's almost Christmas.
"Even Spidey must
have a tree to trim,
gifts to wrap"
Whoa! [GRUNTS] [ALL SHOUTING]
I'm outta here!
But first, I gotta wrap up
a little investigation. Ah!
See, even though
I busted Mysterio,
all that tech he stole
is still missing.
And every lowlife I meet
says Blackie Gaxton's
the man to talk to.
So talk, Blackie.
[IN IRISH ACCENT]
Who're you kidding?
What's the big hero
gonna do if I clam up? [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
Blackie! Gimme 21 on
Spider-Man?
Bye!
I don't know.
Maybe just hang
out a while.
Okay, okay.
Rumor is, Mysterio was
fronting for some big boss.
The guy's hirin'
cons, crooks,
even construction workers.
But everyone's sworn
to secrecy on pain
of you-know-what.
That's the sum to all
of my knowledge.
Uh, thanks, Blackie.
I owe you an eggnog!
[GASPS] Ho-ho-ho.
I'm Spidey Claus, and
what would your name be,
young man?
[STAMMERS] Patch
Um, Patch.
Wow, did your parents
have foresight or what?
Yeah, anyway, Patch,
you know what I want
for Christmas?
[STAMMERS] Name of
Mysterio's boss?
That's a start. They, they call him
the Master Planner.
But, but that's all
I know, believe me.
[BEEPS]
MASTER PLANNER:
Yes, Tinkerer?
Spider-Man's closing in.
MASTER PLANNER: Round up
the usual suspects.
And destroy him.
Living on the edge
Fighting crime,
Spinning webs
Swinging from
the highest ledge
He can leap
above our heads
Villains on the rise
And the city's victimized
Looking up
with no surprise
Arriving
in the speed of time
Spectacular
Spectacular Spider-Man
Spectacular
Spectacular Spider-Man
Spectacular
Spectacular
Spectacular Spider-Man
Spectacular
Spectacular Spider-Man
[WIND HOWLING]
Toomes, Beck,
breakfast.
Move it or I'll
A hologram!
Oh, man. Not again.
The warden's gonna freak!
At least you're real.
Aah!
Watch out! [ALARM BLARES]
Sandman and Rhino escaped!
[SIRENS WAILING]
That's encouraging
news, Cletus,
but it was Max's
turn to speak.
Electro, Doc, Electro!
I don't need
a regular name
no more.
Right, Doctor Octopus?
[STAMMERS] I beg you
not to call me that.
I despise everything
associated with that name.
The criminal activity,
the wanton violence.
Otto, your progress
is nothing short of
amazing.
[CLATTERING]
[ROARS] [PEOPLE SCREAMING]
[BOTH GRUNT]
[GROANS]Doctor Octopus,
I presume?
No! No! Leave me alone! Keep your paws off him!
You misunderstand, Doctor.
Kraven is sent
to liberate you
and Electro.
Forget him.
I used to
worship the Doc.
But what's left of him
isn't worth the trouble.
Ah, that's better.
Let's blow this stand.
Please, Max,
you don't have to
[SCREAMS] [WHIMPERS]
I told you,
it's Electro.
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING] [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
Gotcha![BOTH LAUGHING]
Oh, so close.
[GASPS]
Wow! Peter.
That was amazing!
Uh-oh.
Better not look
too good.
Whoa! Whoa-oh-oh!
[GRUNTS]
Yeah. Great triple klutz.
[LAUGHS]
Looks like
my favorite tutor
needs a little lesson.
Only if you're offering.
I think I am.
[MAN GRUNTING]
Flash! Are you okay?Do I look okay?
Sorry, I didn't mean
Nah, forget it.
So, uh You started
physical therapy?
Yeah.
Well, great!
So you'll be
good as new.
And those college
scouts will be busting
down your door.
That's not exactly what PETER: Uh, Liz?
I'm ready for my lesson.
Petey, can't you see I'm
in the middle of something?
Take yourself for a spin.
Most of you have met,
but Kraven and Electro,
this is Rhino, Vulture,
Sandman, and Mysterio.
Hmm.
[GROWLS]
Is there problem?
I've had bad experiences
with cats.
[CLEARS THROAT] Gentlemen,
allow me to introduce
our host and benefactor,
the Master Planner.
MASTER PLANNER:
Tinkerer informs me
Doctor Octopus declined
my invitation.
This is disappointing.
I had so hoped
to inaugurate
the Sinister Seven.
Four, five
Don't we got seven?
What about this guy?
Strictly technical support,
trust me, he is useless
in a fight.
MASTER PLANNER:
No matter, a new
Sinister Six will suffice.
Suffice for what, exactly?
To help me
inaugurate the age of
the super criminal.
This is your time,
my colorful friends,
once you dispose of
a certain red and blue
clad pest.
Uh, excuse me,
how exactly is
a new six
supposed to fare
any better than
the old one?
MASTER PLANNER:
Unsurprisingly,
I have a plan.
[CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYING] [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
[PEOPLE GASP]CHILD: Yay!
ALL: Ah!
[O CHRISTMAS TREEPLAYING]
Hey, QB,
you wanna slushee?
Oh, yeah. Delicious.
[LAUGHS]
You are so going down!
KENNY: In your dreams. LIZ: Get him, Flash!
[GWEN BREATHING HEAVILY]
Hey, Gwen.
You stand
a little company?
Whoa, look.
What did I do
to deserve
You've barely said
two words to me since
Since the you-know-what.
So I get it, okay?
I'm not your first choice.
But I won't be
your second choice, either.
Skating on
thin ice again, eh?
MJ. You saw that, huh?
Saw it, I heard it.
It was so painful,
I almost felt it.
Look, Tiger,
you're one of
my favorite guys.
Would you look at her?
She's gorg [MARY JANE SNAPS FINGERS]
But you distract
too easy.
Gwen's got
a totally legit gripe.
Decide what you want, Pete,
then focus on getting it done.
I don't suppose you'd
help a poor, distractible
boy sort through all this?
[SCOFFS] I sort
better with cocoa.
Sorting cocoa,
coming right up.
He's not here.
KRAVEN [ON RADIO]:
Ah, he's here. I smell him.
MASTER PLANNER [ON RADIO]:
Team One, deploy.
That will lure
the do-gooder
into the open.
ELECTRO [ON RADIO]:
Way ahead of you.
Ow! Hot! [GROANS]
ELECTRO: Spider-Man!
Come out to play!
[ALL SCREAMING]
[MUMBLES] That's probably
the least painful part of
my night.
[ALL SCREAMING]
Show yourself,
you wall-crawling
SPIDER-MAN: [LISPING]
Now, now, watch your mouth.
There are children present.
What? Ooh!
[SIGHS] I burned
my tongue, okay?
Ah!
Beaky?
[MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY]What?
I really need to stop with
the banter until the tongue's
had time to heal.
Vulture and Electro
are a pretty unlikely
team of two.
I gotta figure on
the entire Simpleton Six.
Aah!
Hey, Vultch,
you notice?
Big hero doesn't seem
too focused on us.
Why, you're right.
It's almost
as if he expects
more company.
[LAUGHING] [ALL SCREAM]
[ALL GROANING]
SPIDER-MAN: I gotta get
these goons off the ice.
Come on, guys.
Let's play Follow
the Leader.
Let's not.
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
SPIDER-MAN: Okay,
can't lure them away.
Gotta take them out.
So focus
and make your play.What? No.
Beaky's awfully
protective of that
glorified tiara.
Which means,
I can use his paranoia
to pin his wings.
I said, "No!"
[GROANING]
[CHUCKLES] You know,
for an evil, old nob,
you make
a lovely ornament.[GRUNTS]
Don't worry, Vultch,
Electro's got your back.
No, you fool!
I'll be free in a moment!
[SCREAMING] [PEOPLE SCREAMING]
You blew up
a Christmas tree?
The Christmas tree?
Harsh.
Uh-oh.
Liz, move! [SCREAMS]
Whoa! Spidey, thanks!
Hey, sign my cast?
Uh, maybe later. Oh!
Mary Jane!
Where's Peter?
[GRUNTS]
At least I got 'em
off the ice.
[HORN HONKS] Now if I could just
get them off the planet.
Hello. Ooh.
ELECTRO: You won't
escape me that easy.
That your best shot?
Feeble.
Well, if at first
Yada, yada, yada.
Eventually, you'll run
out of tires.
And then, I'll Huh?
[GRUNTS]
Then you'll what?
Take me out for a spin?
[SCREAMING]
[GRUNTING]
That coat,
or should I say coating,
looks amazing on you.
Non-conductive, you say?
Gorgeous.
[SIGHS][WHOOSHING]
[GRUNTS]
[GROANS]
Hey, Spidey,
don't fade on us now.
Sparks and Flaps
were just the appetizer.
Time for the main course.
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
[PUNCHES LANDING]
[GROANING][CAR ALARM BLARING]
Anyone get the number
of that sleigh?
[LAUGHS]
Ain't he a clever boy?
See, it's Christmas Eve,
and he said "Sleigh".
[CHUCKLES] You know,
instead of "Truck"?
Too bad
I'm more like a tank.
Hey!
The thing about tanks,
they don't corner well.
Plus, they're ugly.
[GRUNTS]
Hey O'Hirn,
this is kinda fun,
me and you, right?
Just like old times.
Only now,
we're kicking
his tail.
[ALL SCREAMING] Excuse me, pardon me,
coming through. Whoa!
[GROANS] [TIRES SCREECHING]
Arms? Check.
Legs? Check.
Head? Check.
And my burnt
tongue's better, too.
Christmas miracle.
[CAR ALARM BLARING]
A Bug for a bug.
Yeah, I got that.
For you, that
was clever.
Thanks.
Guys, Feliz Navidad,
Happy Hanukkah,
Kwanzaa, solstice.
Can't we put
our differences aside
for one night?
No! [GROANS]
When we're done with you,
there won't be enough left
to stuff my stocking.
Hey, Rhino, toss him over.
I wanna pull off that mask
and see who he is
before we end it.
Sorry, I'm strictly
a do-not-unwrap-until-
Christmas-morning superhero.
Okay, playing punching bag
turns out to be remarkably
ineffective,
so focus on Plan B.
[YELLING]
[GROWLING]
[GRUNTS]
[LAUGHS] Is that
all you got?
Oh, I got more.
If you think you're beast
enough to come and get it.
Oh, I'll show you
who's beast enough.
[ICE CRACKS]
SPIDER-MAN: Here,
you're gonna need this.
[ICE CRACKING]I hate you so much.
[GROANS]
Ah!
He's slower.
The night air is freezing
all that hydrogen water,
saturating his silicates.
[SIGHS]
He's not the only one.
Well, I guess we'll
do this the hard way.
Heads up, Frosty.
[PANTING]
Four down, two to go.
All right, Shocker,
Octopus, show yourselves!
OCTAVIUS: Arachnid!
Oh, me and my big mouth.
I've already been fried,
slashed, battered and
frozen tonight.
I'm a web-head
in desperate need
of down time.
[SPIDER-MAN GROANS]
[GRUNTING]
So not what I meant.[HORN HONKS]
[CROWD CHATTERING]
[GROANS]
I'm totally wiped.
Let's face it.
I've never actually
beaten six myself.
Oh, man,
I hope it's only six.
I think I lost 'em.
Yikes!
Lock your chimneys, folks.
Fool, no prey
escapes Kraven.
I track smell of your fear
to ends of earth.
Big talk for
a substitute loser.
[GRUNTS] Guess the great
hunter was afraid to take me
on alone this time.
Is way of jungle.
The pack wears prey down,
for alpha male to crush.
[GROWLING]
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS][CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYING]
It's called Poisson Gate.
Nice, huh?
[ALL GASPING]
[ALL SCREAMING]
[ROARS]
[SNIFFS]
Wow, great perfume.
Can I try some?
[GROANS]
Can ya smell me now?
Awfully too soon to gloat,
Spider-Man.
Oh, you are the expert
on premature gloatilation.
We shall see.
[SPEAKS LATIN]
[ALL LAUGHING] Rematch! Rematch!
Ow! That's it!
Harassment!Call my lawyer!
No Christmas spirit?
[YELLS]
[MYSTERIO LAUGHING]
Second floor.
Toys, housewares,
superhero defeats.
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
Kraven, no!
SPIDER-MAN: If the real
Mysterio's down there,
then this one's a bot.
A bot about to
[BOT BEEPING AND WHIRRING] Oh, fudge.
[GIRL YELLING]
[GROWLS]
Please tell me
these guys are going
on the naughty list.
Mysterio! I'm using that
stupid fishbowl of yours
as a snow globe.
Not if you can't find me.
[MYSTERIO GRUNTING]
Whoa, easy there, hero.
No need for vio Ouch!
Yeah, just making sure
you're not a bot.
I'm not, I'm not.
I know the Master Planner
set this up.
Who is he, and
what's he doing with
all that tech you stole?
Gee, I don't know.
Think maybe the
Master Planner has
a master plan?
[TIRES SCREECH] [SIRENS BEEP]
[INDISTINCT POLICE
RADIO CHATTER]
Be ready,
the Vulture's
still dangerous.
I'm sure Pete's fine.Why wouldn't I be?
Pete!Ow! Hot!
[STAMMERS]
Sorry, sorry.
Wait. No, I'm not sorry.
Where have you been?
The snack bar ran out
of cocoa, so I went down
the street. Why?
So, you missed
all the action?
I thought I
I thought you were
buried under that tree.
PETER: [SIGHS]
Parker, you are
a grade "A" idiot.
Um, Gwen
I know that
I've been unfocused MAN: He's gone.
MASTER PLANNER:
Extractions complete.
[BEEPING]
Extractions complete.
Or, nearly [SIRENS WAILING]
REPORTER ON TV:
The rest of the six
are still at large,
and considered
extremely dangerous.
This is not right.
Not right.
Otto, nobody's
going to hurt you.
[LOUD BANGING]
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
[WHIMPERS] No!
No! No! No!
[SCREAMS]
REPORTER ON TV:
Only Mysterio was
taken into custody.
Man, he'd better not
be another robot.
Peter, please,
it's Christmas.
I'm sorry, Aunt May. [TURNS OFF TV]
Here. Open yours.
Oh, Peter, it's lovely.
I, I figured, it's
our first Christmas
without him.
I, I wanted
to find a way to
He's here, Peter.
He's always here.