Tom and Jerry in New York (2021) s02e03 Episode Script
The Spa's the Limit/The Hair Dignitary/Year of the Mouse/Relativity
1
[theme music playing]
[whistles]
[elevator dings]
[thuds]
[squeaks]
[thuds]
[shouts]
[chomps]
[thuds]
[swallows]
Top of
the food chain, fellas.
You lose.
[clangs]
[thuds]
[concierge]
Spike, Tom. There you are.
The staff voted
and somehow you two
have won "Best Behaved Pets"
in the hotel.
I'd hate to see the worst.
As your prize,
you'll be treated
to the hotel spa
just like the human guests.
Heaven help
that poor spa hostess.
Hey, uh, looks like
the good behavior has paid off.
Eh, pal?
Hello. Welcome
to your spa experience.
Let's start off
with some yoga.
Please, unroll your mats.
[chuckling softly]
Hm. It appears your mat
is even more tense
than you are.
Try applying
some herbal calming gels.
[thuds]
Go ahead and spray on
the herbal gel.
[spray hisses]
-[thuds]
-[objects clattering]
[snaps]
[door slams open]
[door creaks]
[Spike shouts,
grunts, exclaims]
Enjoying your spa day?
[gags, spits]
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
This is a special aloe
mixed with
carbonated pine tar.
It's made to soak your nails.
[gags]
Okay. Let's take
a look at those nails
as part of your pedicure,
[woman screaming]
[gags]
[device whizzing]
[chuckles in excitement]
Huh?
[groans]
Now, we'll start off
with some aroma therapy
as you enjoy your mud bath.
[liquid bubbling]
Enjoy your soak, fellas.
[button clicks]
[liquid bubbling wildly]
[crackles]
A little help here!
[sizzling]
Looks like it's cracking cat.
[sniffs]
[gags]
[thuds, objects clattering]
Oh, no.
They're gonna miss out
on the cheese fondue.
Oh, well.
[whizzes]
[thuds]
Tom! Stop right there.
Today, the hotel
is going to be visited
by a very important person,
so be on your best behavior.
Or else
Do I make myself clear?
We are live at New York's
Royal Gate Hotel.
Visiting today
are the leading ambassador,
from Rosejamnesia
and her husband.
With them, of course,
is their
charismatic cat, Monty.
Perhaps the most photographed
feline in the world.
-[people speaking indistinctly]
-[cameraman] Monty, look here!
-[man 1] That's it!
-[man 2] Right here!
[man chuckles] Yeah, that's it.
All right, all right.
That's enough photos for now.
Lord Monty
is late for his banquet.
Hurray Another banquet.
I'm so over these.
Tom, that's for VIPs!
Get it together, cat.
[chews]
[objects clattering]
[thuds]
[thuds]
Excuse me, old sport.
The name is Montague,
Monty for short.
I've a bit of a proposition
for you.
You see, I've grown rather wary
of my opulent existence
being followed by cameras,
attending lavish parties,
eating huge banquets
of endless food.
So I thought since you and I
look so similar,
perhaps we could try
a little switch.
I pretend to be you
and you can pose as me.
How's that for a deal, hm?
Wonderful!
Here, put on my collar.
Perfect. Looking good, Monty.
Good luck and don't do anything
I wouldn't do.
Ah, there you are, Monty! Come!
You have duties to attend.
-[man 1] Over here, Monty!
-[man 2] Over here, Monty!
-[man 3] Right-- Right here!
-[man 4] Pose for us, Monty!
[people speaking indistinctly]
[man 1] Hey, Monty,
what's your favorite--
[man 2] One more, please.
One more!
Oh No more cameras,
no press, no politics.
I feel as light as a feather.
Tom, get off the furniture.
You're getting cat hair
everywhere.
Do it again
and you'll be out
on the street.
[thuds]
That didn't go well.
Maybe there's more to this
"lobby-cat" thing than I knew.
If I'm to blend in,
I better get some tips
from the locals.
I say, you're that mouse,
aren't you?
Can you teach me
how to slum it like
one of these lobby cats?
Is this how much cheese
Tom really brings you?
[camera shutter clicking]
[slurping]
[swishing]
[clicks on]
[thuds]
To world peace.
[spits]
Monty, that was hand soap!
Never before have we enjoyed
such a beneficial relationship
between both nations.
We thank this city
for welcoming us
and look forward
to your ambassador
visiting our home.
Ugh. This lobby-cat life
is exhausting.
I think I need to squeeze
in a quick nap
in this sandbox over here.
He does what in this?
[man] Look here! Look here!
-[man 1] Right here!
-[man 2] Come on,
give us a smile.
[people speaking indistinctly]
[man] Monty!
-[screams]
-Oh, dear.
[whizzing past]
[screeching]
It has been truly an honor
to host you,
Madam Ambassador.
I'm sorry Monty
didn't seem to enjoy the visit.
You look as miserable
as I do.
How about we switcheroo
our little switcheroo
and get back
to our regular lives, hm?
Ooh.
Monty, there you are.
It's time to go home.
[cage rattles]
They're taking Tom
instead of me!
Please, you have to help me
get home.
Poor Monty.
I've never seen him
like this before.
Must be the jetlag.
[shouts] Mouse!
Well, Tom,
I guess we learned
the grass isn't always greener
on the other side.
[clangs]
[Monty exclaims]
Monty's back, baby!
[Asian instrumental
music playing]
[chorus vocalizing
to '50s beat]
Walking around this town
Without a care in the world ♪
[chorus vocalizing]
Things are going my way
And it's my lucky day ♪
'Cause I ran into
My favorite girl ♪
It's why I feel so alive
24/7 and 365 ♪
Come on, come on, come on
This is the year of the mouse ♪
This is the year
Of the mouse ♪
You may as well face the fact
Yeah, we've got your back ♪
You're just a cat
You know this is our time ♪
[Jerry squealing with laughter]
Come on, come on, come on
This is the year of the mouse ♪
You can try all you want ♪
-But you know
We're not messing around ♪
-[laughing]
[chorus vocalizing]
Working together
You know we're never gonna ♪
Let you turn our music down
It's ringing in my ears ♪
Like fireworks
In a brand new year ♪
Come on, come on, come on
This is the year of the mouse ♪
[gong echoing]
[high-pitched yell]
[music continues playing]
[loud thud]
[snap]
[snapping]
[whooshes]
[rubber stretching]
[thuds]
[fireworks exploding]
[music resumes]
Now it's just you and me ♪
There's no place
I'd rather be ♪
Then sitting with you
Right here ♪
I can see it crystal clear ♪
I think we know right now
This is the year of the mouse ♪
[fireworks exploding]
Phew.
[shrieks]
[mice playing oom-pa music]
[squealing]
Uncle Jerry!
We've come to give you
surprise visit.
We came all the way
from our home in Bavaria.
We want you to show us
all the amazing
and wonderful sights
of New York City!
We want to see it all!
The palm trees,
the Washington Monument--
The Eiffel Tower.
Dummkopf! The Eiffel Tower
isn't in New York City.
It's in Canada.
That's not what it says
in the guide book.
[squealing]
[screams]
[gasps]
This must be
the Empire State Building.
Guys, look, this must be
the Statue of Liberty lady.
Look at her
talking on her cell phone
of freedom.
What a country.
And look over here.
This must be
the Madison Square Garden.
How do they play basketball
with a tree in the way?
Wait a minute,
you mean this is just
the lobby of the hotel?
Before we see more city,
my belly is hungry
for the cheeses.
I would also
like to eat the cheeses.
There is so much to see here
that I can't stay put.
Ja, we should--
Hey, look,
isn't that Hans the Katzen?
What is Hans,
our friendly Katzen
doing here?
He must have traveled
from our village.
He is our best friend!
Let's go say hello.
We have
to waken our friend Hans
with the tradition
of the Bavarian wakeup call!
[clangs]
[clanging]
Guten Tag, Hans.
Und, now we say "hello"
by giving you the tradition
Bavarian whisker pull.
[shouts]
That is the scream of joy, ja?
You know,
I don't think this is Hans.
-He looks very angry.
-Ja, I think you're right.
Our Hans is much friendlier.
This Katzen looks like
he just found sauerkraut
in his strudel.
[screams]
[birds singing]
Hey! Bavarian Brat!
They look
a little undernourished.
When in Rome.
Dummkopf!
That's in Canada, too.
[screams]
[mice squealing]
Guten Tag, Katzen!
Maybe you would like to join us
in our swim time.
Ja, Katzen, the water is warm.
Und delicious.
Look! The Katzen
is trying to play tag.
We play a different game
back home.
We call it "Cover the Katzen
in mustard."
Ja, und ketchup
and relish, too.
Yay! We are hotdog rolling!
[thuds]
It's true what they say
about America.
The streets
are paved with cheese.
Actually, I think
all the cheese comes from
this fancy cheese shop.
Let's go in!
[horn blaring]
Forget the Big Apple,
they should call this city
"The Big Cheese."
Well, what do we got here?
Looks like old Lightnin'
is about to have
an early dinner.
[slams]
These mice are mine.
Now, step off.
[thuds]
Wow, is this a cheese shop
or Katison Square Garden?
[screams]
Told you these mice were mine.
It's time to go already?
[saying goodbye in German]
[both gulp]
It's been
a lot of fun, Uncle Jerry.
We will come back
with more cousins.
[chuckles softly]
[all saying goodbye in German]
[glass shatters]
[theme music playing]
[theme music playing]
[whistles]
[elevator dings]
[thuds]
[squeaks]
[thuds]
[shouts]
[chomps]
[thuds]
[swallows]
Top of
the food chain, fellas.
You lose.
[clangs]
[thuds]
[concierge]
Spike, Tom. There you are.
The staff voted
and somehow you two
have won "Best Behaved Pets"
in the hotel.
I'd hate to see the worst.
As your prize,
you'll be treated
to the hotel spa
just like the human guests.
Heaven help
that poor spa hostess.
Hey, uh, looks like
the good behavior has paid off.
Eh, pal?
Hello. Welcome
to your spa experience.
Let's start off
with some yoga.
Please, unroll your mats.
[chuckling softly]
Hm. It appears your mat
is even more tense
than you are.
Try applying
some herbal calming gels.
[thuds]
Go ahead and spray on
the herbal gel.
[spray hisses]
-[thuds]
-[objects clattering]
[snaps]
[door slams open]
[door creaks]
[Spike shouts,
grunts, exclaims]
Enjoying your spa day?
[gags, spits]
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
This is a special aloe
mixed with
carbonated pine tar.
It's made to soak your nails.
[gags]
Okay. Let's take
a look at those nails
as part of your pedicure,
[woman screaming]
[gags]
[device whizzing]
[chuckles in excitement]
Huh?
[groans]
Now, we'll start off
with some aroma therapy
as you enjoy your mud bath.
[liquid bubbling]
Enjoy your soak, fellas.
[button clicks]
[liquid bubbling wildly]
[crackles]
A little help here!
[sizzling]
Looks like it's cracking cat.
[sniffs]
[gags]
[thuds, objects clattering]
Oh, no.
They're gonna miss out
on the cheese fondue.
Oh, well.
[whizzes]
[thuds]
Tom! Stop right there.
Today, the hotel
is going to be visited
by a very important person,
so be on your best behavior.
Or else
Do I make myself clear?
We are live at New York's
Royal Gate Hotel.
Visiting today
are the leading ambassador,
from Rosejamnesia
and her husband.
With them, of course,
is their
charismatic cat, Monty.
Perhaps the most photographed
feline in the world.
-[people speaking indistinctly]
-[cameraman] Monty, look here!
-[man 1] That's it!
-[man 2] Right here!
[man chuckles] Yeah, that's it.
All right, all right.
That's enough photos for now.
Lord Monty
is late for his banquet.
Hurray Another banquet.
I'm so over these.
Tom, that's for VIPs!
Get it together, cat.
[chews]
[objects clattering]
[thuds]
[thuds]
Excuse me, old sport.
The name is Montague,
Monty for short.
I've a bit of a proposition
for you.
You see, I've grown rather wary
of my opulent existence
being followed by cameras,
attending lavish parties,
eating huge banquets
of endless food.
So I thought since you and I
look so similar,
perhaps we could try
a little switch.
I pretend to be you
and you can pose as me.
How's that for a deal, hm?
Wonderful!
Here, put on my collar.
Perfect. Looking good, Monty.
Good luck and don't do anything
I wouldn't do.
Ah, there you are, Monty! Come!
You have duties to attend.
-[man 1] Over here, Monty!
-[man 2] Over here, Monty!
-[man 3] Right-- Right here!
-[man 4] Pose for us, Monty!
[people speaking indistinctly]
[man 1] Hey, Monty,
what's your favorite--
[man 2] One more, please.
One more!
Oh No more cameras,
no press, no politics.
I feel as light as a feather.
Tom, get off the furniture.
You're getting cat hair
everywhere.
Do it again
and you'll be out
on the street.
[thuds]
That didn't go well.
Maybe there's more to this
"lobby-cat" thing than I knew.
If I'm to blend in,
I better get some tips
from the locals.
I say, you're that mouse,
aren't you?
Can you teach me
how to slum it like
one of these lobby cats?
Is this how much cheese
Tom really brings you?
[camera shutter clicking]
[slurping]
[swishing]
[clicks on]
[thuds]
To world peace.
[spits]
Monty, that was hand soap!
Never before have we enjoyed
such a beneficial relationship
between both nations.
We thank this city
for welcoming us
and look forward
to your ambassador
visiting our home.
Ugh. This lobby-cat life
is exhausting.
I think I need to squeeze
in a quick nap
in this sandbox over here.
He does what in this?
[man] Look here! Look here!
-[man 1] Right here!
-[man 2] Come on,
give us a smile.
[people speaking indistinctly]
[man] Monty!
-[screams]
-Oh, dear.
[whizzing past]
[screeching]
It has been truly an honor
to host you,
Madam Ambassador.
I'm sorry Monty
didn't seem to enjoy the visit.
You look as miserable
as I do.
How about we switcheroo
our little switcheroo
and get back
to our regular lives, hm?
Ooh.
Monty, there you are.
It's time to go home.
[cage rattles]
They're taking Tom
instead of me!
Please, you have to help me
get home.
Poor Monty.
I've never seen him
like this before.
Must be the jetlag.
[shouts] Mouse!
Well, Tom,
I guess we learned
the grass isn't always greener
on the other side.
[clangs]
[Monty exclaims]
Monty's back, baby!
[Asian instrumental
music playing]
[chorus vocalizing
to '50s beat]
Walking around this town
Without a care in the world ♪
[chorus vocalizing]
Things are going my way
And it's my lucky day ♪
'Cause I ran into
My favorite girl ♪
It's why I feel so alive
24/7 and 365 ♪
Come on, come on, come on
This is the year of the mouse ♪
This is the year
Of the mouse ♪
You may as well face the fact
Yeah, we've got your back ♪
You're just a cat
You know this is our time ♪
[Jerry squealing with laughter]
Come on, come on, come on
This is the year of the mouse ♪
You can try all you want ♪
-But you know
We're not messing around ♪
-[laughing]
[chorus vocalizing]
Working together
You know we're never gonna ♪
Let you turn our music down
It's ringing in my ears ♪
Like fireworks
In a brand new year ♪
Come on, come on, come on
This is the year of the mouse ♪
[gong echoing]
[high-pitched yell]
[music continues playing]
[loud thud]
[snap]
[snapping]
[whooshes]
[rubber stretching]
[thuds]
[fireworks exploding]
[music resumes]
Now it's just you and me ♪
There's no place
I'd rather be ♪
Then sitting with you
Right here ♪
I can see it crystal clear ♪
I think we know right now
This is the year of the mouse ♪
[fireworks exploding]
Phew.
[shrieks]
[mice playing oom-pa music]
[squealing]
Uncle Jerry!
We've come to give you
surprise visit.
We came all the way
from our home in Bavaria.
We want you to show us
all the amazing
and wonderful sights
of New York City!
We want to see it all!
The palm trees,
the Washington Monument--
The Eiffel Tower.
Dummkopf! The Eiffel Tower
isn't in New York City.
It's in Canada.
That's not what it says
in the guide book.
[squealing]
[screams]
[gasps]
This must be
the Empire State Building.
Guys, look, this must be
the Statue of Liberty lady.
Look at her
talking on her cell phone
of freedom.
What a country.
And look over here.
This must be
the Madison Square Garden.
How do they play basketball
with a tree in the way?
Wait a minute,
you mean this is just
the lobby of the hotel?
Before we see more city,
my belly is hungry
for the cheeses.
I would also
like to eat the cheeses.
There is so much to see here
that I can't stay put.
Ja, we should--
Hey, look,
isn't that Hans the Katzen?
What is Hans,
our friendly Katzen
doing here?
He must have traveled
from our village.
He is our best friend!
Let's go say hello.
We have
to waken our friend Hans
with the tradition
of the Bavarian wakeup call!
[clangs]
[clanging]
Guten Tag, Hans.
Und, now we say "hello"
by giving you the tradition
Bavarian whisker pull.
[shouts]
That is the scream of joy, ja?
You know,
I don't think this is Hans.
-He looks very angry.
-Ja, I think you're right.
Our Hans is much friendlier.
This Katzen looks like
he just found sauerkraut
in his strudel.
[screams]
[birds singing]
Hey! Bavarian Brat!
They look
a little undernourished.
When in Rome.
Dummkopf!
That's in Canada, too.
[screams]
[mice squealing]
Guten Tag, Katzen!
Maybe you would like to join us
in our swim time.
Ja, Katzen, the water is warm.
Und delicious.
Look! The Katzen
is trying to play tag.
We play a different game
back home.
We call it "Cover the Katzen
in mustard."
Ja, und ketchup
and relish, too.
Yay! We are hotdog rolling!
[thuds]
It's true what they say
about America.
The streets
are paved with cheese.
Actually, I think
all the cheese comes from
this fancy cheese shop.
Let's go in!
[horn blaring]
Forget the Big Apple,
they should call this city
"The Big Cheese."
Well, what do we got here?
Looks like old Lightnin'
is about to have
an early dinner.
[slams]
These mice are mine.
Now, step off.
[thuds]
Wow, is this a cheese shop
or Katison Square Garden?
[screams]
Told you these mice were mine.
It's time to go already?
[saying goodbye in German]
[both gulp]
It's been
a lot of fun, Uncle Jerry.
We will come back
with more cousins.
[chuckles softly]
[all saying goodbye in German]
[glass shatters]
[theme music playing]