TrollsTopia (2020) s02e03 Episode Script

1
You could do it solo ♪
But then you'd be
All by yourself ♪
Yo! So it'd be more fun
To share this one ♪
With someone else ♪
Together we will soar
Across the sky and beyond ♪
So turn up your voice ♪
Stand up and sing along ♪
- All different voices ♪
- Everybody now! ♪
Our melodies ringing ♪
We're livin' in harmony ♪
Yeah, we're
livin' in harmony ♪
Our song is much stronger
With every troll singing ♪
We're livin' in harmony ♪
♪
Okay, gang, for our next
exciting round of hopscotch,
give it up for Biggie!
[Cheering]
HOLLY:
You got this, Biggie!
You got it, Biggie!
[Cheering]
Nope, that's it,
I can't do this anymore!
Sorry, everyone,
but hopscotch
is overrated!
[Trolls gasp]
Ah! Finally, someone said it!
- We're free from this pointless charade!
- All it is is hopping!
- TROLLS: Yeah!
- DEMO: Nay!
♪
I beseech thee, judge
hopscotch not, fellow Trolls.
For thou hast never experienced
its most epic incarnation,
the age old Hard Rock
Tribe tradition
Hopscotch Extreme!
- Ooo
- Ooo
Imagine a hopscotch course
beset by obstacles,
each more hair-raising
than the last.
Where any hopper can become
a champion!
Okay, we have to bring Hopscotch
Extreme to TrollsTopia!
[Chuckles]
Indeed. And lucky for us,
we have the world's greatest Extreme
Hopscotcher to demonstrate.
Val? You're the world's
greatest Extreme Hopscotcher?
. Well I don't know
about "greatest"
Oh, she's the greatest alright
You see, I was there
on that fateful day.
The day of The Greatest Scotch
of All Time.
This is the story ♪
Of the Greatest
Scotch of All Time ♪
We were waiting for
a champ to appear ♪
When who should arrive
Eyes shining clear ♪
To beat the clock
Leap thru the fire ♪
For the greatest
scotch of all time ♪
One foot in the air
One in each square ♪
Never seen someone
With such agile hair ♪
She raced the course
Cool all the while ♪
For the greatest
scotch of all time ♪
And she's the one ♪
Who holds the crown ♪
And she will never ♪
Let us down ♪
She'll run the greatest ♪
Yeah! She'll
run the greatest ♪
Scotch of all time ♪
TROLLS: Yeah!
Woo-hoo!
[Cheering]
Okay. Put me down.
- Sorry.
- Sorry. Got carried away.
So you see, Val's a legend.
And now, all TrollsTopia shall
witness her unrivaled skill!
C'mon, guys.
It wasn't that big a deal.
Onward, my hopscotch brethren,
to construct a course, post haste!
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
- Woo-hoo!
- Yeah!
- Huh?
- You have to put a stop to this!
Stop Hopscotch Extreme?
Why?
Because I'm a terrible
hopscotcher, okay?
That epic scotch of mine
it didn't happen
the way Demo thinks.
I was just out in the woods,
enjoyin' a cupcake a la 'splode
when these Hostile Hornets attacked me.
For no reason at all!
[chuckle]
[Screaming]
[Gasping]
[Screaming]
[Screaming]
[Gasp]
[Scream]
VAL:
It was a total fluke!
[screaming]
[Screaming]
TROLLS: Wow!
[Gasping]
I'm not the hero
everyone expects me to be.
And when they find out,
it'll go down in the All Time
Bummer Hall of Fame!
Listen, Val, I know you're gonna
give me a look for saying this, but
isn't there a chance
that if you told the truth
it would unite everyone in some sort
of soul cleansing moment of healing?
Yep. There's the look
So, I guess we really
only have one option
Hopscotch training!
Val, you mastered that course
once, you can do it again
you just have to
believe in yourself.
Believe in myself? Really?
You betcha, now hop them hoops, sugar.
Let's see what you've got!
Hm!
[Scream]
[Grumble]
- Oh
- Oo
Wha!
[Crash]
- Ooh!
- We may need to work on her hop.
Hopping is just a motion.
You are going to go
down on the ground,
and then you will lift
your body into the air.
And down to the ground.
[Grumbling]
[Screaming]
One, one, two, yeah!
Now one, two, two, one, one, c'mon!
[Cheering]
K, sugar.
Let's see whatcha got now!
[Screaming]
Well, dang, y'all,
we made her worse?
Hmm. Did you remember
to believe in yourself?
VAL: Um. Ow?
Val, I'm sorry to
tell you this, but
this is the worst case of
Scotcher's Knee I have ever seen.
[Gasp]
- What does that mean?
- That she will never
hop again.
[Gasp]
- So can I walk?
- Yes.
Jump, skip?
- Kick, swim?
- Anything
but hop.
- Well, is it painful?
- Not even a little.
Well, dang! Holly Darlin's
- strugglin' to feel bad here!
- Feel bad?
Are you kidding?
This is the best thing
that could ever happen to me!
So, because of my
Scotcher's Knee,
I'm now medically unable
to do Hopscotch Extreme.
Sorry, guys.
- Aww.
- Aww.
Aww, Val, it's not your fault.
- You can't be blamed for this.
- Yeah, I guess I can't, can I?
Oh, well.
I wish my leg had
one more run left in it, but
what are you gonna do?
Wait, Val
you hopped your epic
Hopscotch Extreme
- run on your other leg, remember?
- The other leg?
But I
You see, that's
factually correct.
[Cheering]
Y'hear that, everyone?
The scotch is back on!
Yeah!
DEMO:
Behold, ye scotching spectators,
witness the mythical majesty
of Val Thundershock
[cheering]
Dude, I can't do this. I'm just
gonna eat it out there, guys.
Uh, oh, Poppy. Might be time
for one of your pep talks.
[Deep breath]
The moment has come.
I know you can do it!
You just have to believe
in yourself, remember?
Do you believe in yourself?
Uh, I dunno, ask
it again, louder.
Do you believe in yourself!
- Okay, split the difference.
- Do you believe in yourself?
Yes! I do believe in myself.
I can do this!
[Cheering]
Woo!
I can do th
Ah!
[Gasp]
- Oh, no, Val.
- Are you okay?
- Yeah yeah, I think I am.
- Phew, what a relief
cuz that means you can
get back up and try again!
Yeah!
[Cheering]
No!
[Gasp]
I can't do this!
Sorry, Poppy, but it turns out believing
in yourself with no actual skill
is just a swinging guitar
to the face waiting to happen!
- Mm, yeah, that's fair.
- Hold on. What?
I'm not a hero, Demo.
The Greatest Scotch of
All Time was a fluke.
I'm awful at hopscotch.
Ask them
- I wouldn't say awful
- Terrible. Just terrible.
I'm sorry. I know it's
a huge bummer, but
I'm done pretending.
Hm.
You know what?
I'm done pretending too.
Huh?
You know that drum solo
I did the other day?
I was just having
a sneezing fit!
[Confused murmurs]
My epic cannonball
was just a belly flop,
but no one noticed
so I just went along with it!
[Confused murmurs]
My cool tattoo?
It's just a stain from falling
into a flavorberry patch!
I've been re-staining it
every week for eight years!
CROWD: Aww.
Thank you!
I am being really brave right now!
[Emotional air guitar]
Wow, thank you, Val.
Your honesty
it's united us all
in some sort of
- Soul cleansing moment of healing! Aww.
- Soul cleansing moment of healing! Aww.
CROWD: Aww.
♪
♪
LOWNOTE:
Sleek
powerful
And the highest rated all-purpose
hug vehicle in its class.
The Dune Huggy will
make any driver say
Uh, Lownote, are you narrating me?
[Chuckles]
Yeah, you caught me, baby.
I can't help it, that Dune
Huggy is shinin' brighter
than a super fly supernova.
Oo.
I know! I just
got it washed by
The Clean Team.
Whoa-ho-ho-ho.
And who, pray tell,
is The Clean Team?
Clean it up ♪
Yeah, we, yeah,
we cleaning it up ♪
And we having fun ♪
Need a wash baby? ♪
Yeah, well drive it on down
And we'll get it done ♪
Get it squeaky, polish it up ♪
Wanna see my reflection ♪
Get a squeegee,
give it a scrub ♪
Getting shiny one by one ♪
Clean it up, oh ♪
We're having fun, oh ♪
Getting it done
Oh, oh, eh, oh, oh, oh ♪
We clean it up, oh ♪
Showin some love, oh ♪
One by one
Oh, oh, eh, oh, oh, oh ♪
We clean it up ♪
My my. The Clean Team indeed.
You know, I've been thinking
The Funk spaceship, Vibe Town,
could use a good spic 'n span.
- Ooo!
- Ooo!
Ugh, but the Funk Tribe
has never trusted anyone else
with our sweet ride before.
It's our baby,
baby.
Oh, you can trust us, Lownote.
Like our motto says
BOTH: "The only thing
shinier than your vehicle
will be the smile on your face
from seeing a job well done
by a very professional team"
Well, that's reassuring.
Though perhaps a bit long for
BOTH: "by which we mean,
we will clean said vehicle
and return it to you
in perfect condition
every time!
Guaranteed!
XOXO."
Well, that's
- HOLLY: "The Clean Team."
- BRANCH: "The Clean Team."
Hmm, consider Lownote
Jones convinced.
- She's all yours.
- Wow
- Huh?
- Would you look at that?
It appears my subconscious
is struggling to let go
of the spaceship I hold so dear.
Come on now, subconscious
be cool, baby.
[Chuckle]
Lownote Jones has
control issues, babies.
All right, team, we've never
faced a vehicle like this before,
but Lownote is trusting us.
So, let's do this.
[Giggle]
SHIP COMPUTER:
Deflector shield activated.
Huh?
[Scream]
SHIP COMPUTER:
Defense mode, engaged.
Huh?
[Scream]
Yeehaw!
Huh? What?
Ah!
Ah!
We did it!
- Woo-hoo!
- Woo-hoo!
No, wait
we missed a smudge
I can feel it.
There!
With a swipe of my finger,
we are officially
[gasp]
Doomed!
Ohmyguh!
We chipped the paint.
What are we gonna do?
Maybe we can buff it out?
[Grunting]
- Ah!
- Ah!
Hmm. I'm gon' be straight with ya'll
I may have made it way worse.
We can't give Vibe
Town back like this!
You heard what Lownote said,
that ship's their baby
Ok, uh, think think We could
take the ship back to my bunker!
I've fixed way worse stuff than
this in my garage.
Too risky! We'd have to move
the ship through the village
without the Funk
Trolls seeing us.
Hm, maybe we can re-paint it!
Sorry, guys.
Looks like I'm all out
of the color "Space Ship"
- Aw
- Aw
But this one's pretty close.
Hm.
Feels like it still needs red.
A very specific red.
- Hm.
- Hm.
Needs more
♪
Yeah!
♪
Well, the color
looks right. But dang!
Is paint supposed to do that?
I don't know. What
choice do we have?
Eugh!
Eugh!
[Whimper]
[Sigh]
[Cheering]
Well, now
Isn't this a sight
for cool eyes
It looks newer than new, babies!
You really came
through, Clean Team.
I don't know how we, the Funk
Tribe, can ever thank you.
Honestly, Lownote, just seeing
you satisfied with our work
is all the thanks we
All the thanks we
- Ah!
- Ah!
"All the thanks we 'Ah!'"?
Well
Lownote Jones is not familiar
with that particular expression,
but regardless,
I would like to go round up
all the Funk Trolls
so they can take a good look
at the work you've done.
Uh
[nervous chuckle]
See you shortly, babies!
Very shortly.
Ta-ta!
- HOLLY: Yeah, great!
- Ta-ta
There is a giant
hole in the ship!
- What are we gonna do?
- Maybe we can buff it out?
[Grumbling]
Alright, guys.
We only have one choice,
get the ship to my bunker,
make the repairs and get back
before the Funk Trolls return.
But how do we do all that
without anybody noticing?
- Hm
- Hm
- Ah!
- Ah!
[laugh]
We're gonna make it!
We're gonna make it!
COOPER: Hey, guys!
- Ah! Cooper?
- Ah! Cooper?
Say are you trying
to sneak the Vibe Town spaceship
to Branch's Bunker to repair
that gaping hole in its side?
- Uh
- Uh
- No.
- No.
Okay!
You guys have a good one!
[Sigh]
Phew!
Holly, look!
My bunker!
[Gasp]
- Ah! We made it! We made it!
- We made it! We made it!
Right this way, Funk babies.
- Ah!
- Ah!
You're just gonna love
what The Clean Team has done.
[Chuckles]
Gah! Reverse, reverse!
- Huh?
- Wah!
[Screaming]
- Oh!
- Oh!
[Grumbling]
Uh, can somebody help Lownote Jones
understand what just transpired?
[Chuckle]
[Chuckle]
Ugh
Lownote
[sigh]
We scratched your ship.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
And then we melted
a gigantic hole in the side.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
Ah!
And then we sank it into the lagoon.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
We tried so hard to fix it
because you trusted us.
We didn't want you
to be disappointed.
Well, Trolls,
given the state of my ship,
it's easy to see why Lownote
Jones would be disappointed.
But then he'd have to be
equally disappointed in himself.
- Huh?
- Huh?
This? This is nothin'.
You shoulda seen the last time
I tried to clean the Funk Ship.
[Nervous chuckle]
Maybe we can buff it out?
[Annoyed groan]
Sometimes stuff happens.
That's life, baby.
♪
♪
♪
- Woah!
- Woah!
Wow.
We were worried there would be
consequences for our mistake.
Oh, there are consequences.
As penalty for
what you've done
you Trolls must clean up that ship
all over again for free.
Huh?
Wait. Free?
- But our washes are always
- Babies, I'm a Troll with access
to limitless
technological power!
Do you really want me
to make the consequences worse?
Uh
- Nope.
- No, no, no.
Free is good! Heh!
[Cheering]
[laughing]
POPPY: And that's the story
of how Lownote Jones
helped the Clean
wash the Vibe Town Space Ship
- and taught them the valuable lesson of
- Um, Poppy?
Are you narrating us?
[Chuckle]
Yeah, you caught me.
Baby.
♪
She's the one ♪
Who holds the crown ♪
And she will never ♪
Let us down ♪
She'll run the greatest ♪
Yeah! She'll
run the greatest ♪
Scotch of all time ♪