We Bare Bears (2015) s02e03 Episode Script
Bear Cleanse
1 Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ba-da-ba-da-ba Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go! We'll be there A wink and a smile and a great, old time Yeah, we'll be there Wherever we are, there's fun to be found We'll be there when you turn that corner When you jump out the bush With a big bear hug and a smile We'll be there [Music.]
So you're here for a checkup? Tell me, do you have any allergies? Um, well, I Mm-mm-mm-mm.
None.
We're great.
Okay.
How often do you exercise? [All whispering.]
- Nine teen.
- Fellas, this isn't a test.
Ice Bear would win.
Let's just start the physical exam.
Okay, please step onto the scale.
One at a time, please.
Uh, is it a drawing of a horse? Eugh.
Augh.
Oegh! [Gulps.]
[Jackhammer noise.]
[Jackhammer noise.]
[Jackhammer noise.]
- Did we pass? - Do we get a reward? Guys, you have a serious problem.
Everything is way off.
Can you tell me what kind of foods you eat? Well, we like pizza, pretzels.
Oh, I've been trying a lot of new uses for ranch.
We also like those little wasabi snacks, but sometimes they're too spicy, but I still gotta eat 'em.
- Ice Bear eats jars of peanut butter.
- [Sighs.]
Okay.
Look behind you.
That's a nutritional poster.
These are all the things a human needs to eat.
Oh, let's great.
We eat these all the time.
That's the problem.
You're bears.
Here, I'm putting you guys on a cleanse for 21 days strictly eating what you are supposed to eat as bears.
Inside each folder contains your natural diet.
Grizzly: Berries and fish, neat.
Panda: Bamboo? That's it? I don't know if I can do this.
I can't eat only one thing.
I need variety.
It's okay, Panda.
It's only 21 days.
We can get through this together.
Great.
Good luck.
Let's check back in in a week to see how you're all doing.
Cool! - Um, do we get to keep the gowns? - No.
Hey, Joe, what are you up to this weekend? Not much, man.
Just chilling.
What are you doing this weekend, Grizz? Oh, me, I just have a party in my belly, and you guys are invited.
Even my friends the berries are joining in on the fun.
All right! Yeah! [Music.]
[Grunting.]
Whoa, whoa! Can I help you? Yeah, we don't sell seal meat in this establishment.
Anything else I can help you with? We also have lobster, crab, octopus, tuna, halibut, catfish.
Grizzly: Your meal, sir.
I'm having second thoughts about this.
Hey, you just got to fully commit to this cleansing lifestyle, little bro.
[Gulps.]
Oh, man.
I feel great.
My fur looks so shiny.
I can see better.
Everything feels so clear.
Do my muscles look bigger? I feel like they're bigger.
You're even looking healthier.
- The world must see the new Panpan.
- Wait, what? [Shutter clicks.]
"First day of my 20-Day cleanse.
Gonna be cuter than ever.
Hashtag.
" - You're welcome.
- Why?! 'Cause I love you, bro.
And I love you, bowl of fish.
[Slurping.]
[Music.]
Cleaning the dishes I feel so good [Humming.]
Blegh! All done.
[Cellphone vibrates.]
Huh? 22 likes.
I've never had 22 likes before.
And so it begins.
I told you this cleanse was a great idea.
I guess you're right.
[Music.]
Sorry, fireballs, but I'm just too fast for you.
Whoa! My new photo just got 32 likes.
I've never got so much attention in all my life.
I'm proud of you, little bro.
Oh, hey, can you pass me the snacks? I got to keep myself energized for the final level.
Oh, I meant the potato chips, Panpan.
I already had fish and berries for breakfast, you know? But, Grizz, remember what the doctor said.
We can't eat human food for 21 days.
Not even those tiny snacks between meals? Yeah, like she said, 21 days.
That's cool, I I can go 21 days without snacks.
How hard can it be, huh? Yeah Oh, man, 40 of the new likes are from girls.
This is crazy! All right, I'm gonna go take a nap.
Keep up the good work, little bro.
Yeah! Grizz, that's the kitchen.
Your room is that way.
Yes, my room, right.
My room with no food in it.
[Music.]
Yo, Grizz, are you ready to party? Ugh! Man, this is tough.
Can't stop thinking about other foods.
I'll just watch cat videos or something.
Oh, stupid ads! This is not what I need right now.
[high pitch voice.]
Why not, Grizz? Don't you love me anymore? Yeah, Grizz! Why you got to hate, bro? Don't leave me, Grizz! What the - All we want to do is make you happy.
- Because we're delicious.
You're like a father to me! Oh, you guys, I miss you, too.
This isn't forever.
We'll be together in 21 days.
- You promise? - I promise! [Crash!.]
- What are you doing, Grizz? - No! This is not what it looks like! I've been doing great with the cleanse.
I've done a whole day without eating snacks! That's not what it looks like to me.
[Screaming.]
- Save us! - No! Hey, I got some good news.
[Panda's voice.]
Boom, 100 likes, baby! - What? - Can you believe it? I got a hundred likes.
And it keeps going.
People are super supportive, see? Aah! Just give me some space, dude.
I cannot deal with this right now.
I'm sorry about that.
I'm actually really happy for you.
I'm just not as strong as I thought I was.
You got to fully commit to this cleansing lifestyle, big bro, just like me.
You're even looking healthier.
The world must see the new Grizz.
[Shutter clicks.]
Perfect.
I gotta go and charge my phone again, but keep up the good work, bro.
I'm so happy for you.
[Music.]
[Barks.]
[Shutter clicking.]
Hi.
Ahhh [Barks.]
Grizzly: You're strong, you're cool, you're Grizz, and there's more to life than snacks.
There's flowers, there's astronauts, there's bees.
Are we tiny honeybees floating in infinite space? Maybe I should build a time machine.
I could travel to the future when this cleanse is over just me, a bunch of pizzas, and my flying car.
Wait, who's that driving behind me? You can't have my pizza! It's mine! It's mine! [Sniffing.]
Is that chocolate cake? Where is it coming from? [Sniffing.]
Oh, delicious chocolate cake, how I love thee.
- Panda? - Huh? What? Grizz?! [Music.]
[Barks.]
Huh? No.
I don't understand.
How How How dare you! Um, um it's not what it looks like! This is just a momentary lapse.
I'm only thinking it.
I didn't What about this? Is this all a lie? Grizz, you don't understand.
The pressure, my followers.
I'm a symbol, don't you see? [Shutter clicks.]
- What are you doing?! - I am the bringer of justice, little bro.
- What are you gonna do? - I'm going to post it! - My followers! - Aah! [Both grunting.]
People will see the light of truth.
[Barks.]
Need something.
[Both grunting.]
- Aha! - Hey! [Gasps.]
[Gasps.]
- Cheater! - My fame shall live on! Drop it! The world must know your misdeeds! Grizz, you don't understand! [Both grunting.]
Whoa! Um, you okay, bud? I accidentally posted it.
[Music.]
I guess it's over.
So you fractured your sternum, your scapula, and your left tibia but nothing life-threatening.
You should be fully healed in a couple months.
And, look, it's okay if you can't do the full cleanse.
Using human food in moderation is a good enough goal for now.
Do you understand? Yes.
Phew.
- Lollypop? - No, thank you.
By the way, how's your other brother's diet going? Uh not sure.
[Barks.]
So you're here for a checkup? Tell me, do you have any allergies? Um, well, I Mm-mm-mm-mm.
None.
We're great.
Okay.
How often do you exercise? [All whispering.]
- Nine teen.
- Fellas, this isn't a test.
Ice Bear would win.
Let's just start the physical exam.
Okay, please step onto the scale.
One at a time, please.
Uh, is it a drawing of a horse? Eugh.
Augh.
Oegh! [Gulps.]
[Jackhammer noise.]
[Jackhammer noise.]
[Jackhammer noise.]
- Did we pass? - Do we get a reward? Guys, you have a serious problem.
Everything is way off.
Can you tell me what kind of foods you eat? Well, we like pizza, pretzels.
Oh, I've been trying a lot of new uses for ranch.
We also like those little wasabi snacks, but sometimes they're too spicy, but I still gotta eat 'em.
- Ice Bear eats jars of peanut butter.
- [Sighs.]
Okay.
Look behind you.
That's a nutritional poster.
These are all the things a human needs to eat.
Oh, let's great.
We eat these all the time.
That's the problem.
You're bears.
Here, I'm putting you guys on a cleanse for 21 days strictly eating what you are supposed to eat as bears.
Inside each folder contains your natural diet.
Grizzly: Berries and fish, neat.
Panda: Bamboo? That's it? I don't know if I can do this.
I can't eat only one thing.
I need variety.
It's okay, Panda.
It's only 21 days.
We can get through this together.
Great.
Good luck.
Let's check back in in a week to see how you're all doing.
Cool! - Um, do we get to keep the gowns? - No.
Hey, Joe, what are you up to this weekend? Not much, man.
Just chilling.
What are you doing this weekend, Grizz? Oh, me, I just have a party in my belly, and you guys are invited.
Even my friends the berries are joining in on the fun.
All right! Yeah! [Music.]
[Grunting.]
Whoa, whoa! Can I help you? Yeah, we don't sell seal meat in this establishment.
Anything else I can help you with? We also have lobster, crab, octopus, tuna, halibut, catfish.
Grizzly: Your meal, sir.
I'm having second thoughts about this.
Hey, you just got to fully commit to this cleansing lifestyle, little bro.
[Gulps.]
Oh, man.
I feel great.
My fur looks so shiny.
I can see better.
Everything feels so clear.
Do my muscles look bigger? I feel like they're bigger.
You're even looking healthier.
- The world must see the new Panpan.
- Wait, what? [Shutter clicks.]
"First day of my 20-Day cleanse.
Gonna be cuter than ever.
Hashtag.
" - You're welcome.
- Why?! 'Cause I love you, bro.
And I love you, bowl of fish.
[Slurping.]
[Music.]
Cleaning the dishes I feel so good [Humming.]
Blegh! All done.
[Cellphone vibrates.]
Huh? 22 likes.
I've never had 22 likes before.
And so it begins.
I told you this cleanse was a great idea.
I guess you're right.
[Music.]
Sorry, fireballs, but I'm just too fast for you.
Whoa! My new photo just got 32 likes.
I've never got so much attention in all my life.
I'm proud of you, little bro.
Oh, hey, can you pass me the snacks? I got to keep myself energized for the final level.
Oh, I meant the potato chips, Panpan.
I already had fish and berries for breakfast, you know? But, Grizz, remember what the doctor said.
We can't eat human food for 21 days.
Not even those tiny snacks between meals? Yeah, like she said, 21 days.
That's cool, I I can go 21 days without snacks.
How hard can it be, huh? Yeah Oh, man, 40 of the new likes are from girls.
This is crazy! All right, I'm gonna go take a nap.
Keep up the good work, little bro.
Yeah! Grizz, that's the kitchen.
Your room is that way.
Yes, my room, right.
My room with no food in it.
[Music.]
Yo, Grizz, are you ready to party? Ugh! Man, this is tough.
Can't stop thinking about other foods.
I'll just watch cat videos or something.
Oh, stupid ads! This is not what I need right now.
[high pitch voice.]
Why not, Grizz? Don't you love me anymore? Yeah, Grizz! Why you got to hate, bro? Don't leave me, Grizz! What the - All we want to do is make you happy.
- Because we're delicious.
You're like a father to me! Oh, you guys, I miss you, too.
This isn't forever.
We'll be together in 21 days.
- You promise? - I promise! [Crash!.]
- What are you doing, Grizz? - No! This is not what it looks like! I've been doing great with the cleanse.
I've done a whole day without eating snacks! That's not what it looks like to me.
[Screaming.]
- Save us! - No! Hey, I got some good news.
[Panda's voice.]
Boom, 100 likes, baby! - What? - Can you believe it? I got a hundred likes.
And it keeps going.
People are super supportive, see? Aah! Just give me some space, dude.
I cannot deal with this right now.
I'm sorry about that.
I'm actually really happy for you.
I'm just not as strong as I thought I was.
You got to fully commit to this cleansing lifestyle, big bro, just like me.
You're even looking healthier.
The world must see the new Grizz.
[Shutter clicks.]
Perfect.
I gotta go and charge my phone again, but keep up the good work, bro.
I'm so happy for you.
[Music.]
[Barks.]
[Shutter clicking.]
Hi.
Ahhh [Barks.]
Grizzly: You're strong, you're cool, you're Grizz, and there's more to life than snacks.
There's flowers, there's astronauts, there's bees.
Are we tiny honeybees floating in infinite space? Maybe I should build a time machine.
I could travel to the future when this cleanse is over just me, a bunch of pizzas, and my flying car.
Wait, who's that driving behind me? You can't have my pizza! It's mine! It's mine! [Sniffing.]
Is that chocolate cake? Where is it coming from? [Sniffing.]
Oh, delicious chocolate cake, how I love thee.
- Panda? - Huh? What? Grizz?! [Music.]
[Barks.]
Huh? No.
I don't understand.
How How How dare you! Um, um it's not what it looks like! This is just a momentary lapse.
I'm only thinking it.
I didn't What about this? Is this all a lie? Grizz, you don't understand.
The pressure, my followers.
I'm a symbol, don't you see? [Shutter clicks.]
- What are you doing?! - I am the bringer of justice, little bro.
- What are you gonna do? - I'm going to post it! - My followers! - Aah! [Both grunting.]
People will see the light of truth.
[Barks.]
Need something.
[Both grunting.]
- Aha! - Hey! [Gasps.]
[Gasps.]
- Cheater! - My fame shall live on! Drop it! The world must know your misdeeds! Grizz, you don't understand! [Both grunting.]
Whoa! Um, you okay, bud? I accidentally posted it.
[Music.]
I guess it's over.
So you fractured your sternum, your scapula, and your left tibia but nothing life-threatening.
You should be fully healed in a couple months.
And, look, it's okay if you can't do the full cleanse.
Using human food in moderation is a good enough goal for now.
Do you understand? Yes.
Phew.
- Lollypop? - No, thank you.
By the way, how's your other brother's diet going? Uh not sure.
[Barks.]