Yellowjackets (2021) s02e03 Episode Script
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Previously on Yellowjackets
- You have a boyfriend?
- I did.
He actually wanted me to
move into the city with him.
Strapped me to a fucking bed!
- [GRUNTS]
- [SCREAMING]
- I'm Callie.
- Jay.
Miss Sadecki was
cheating on her husband.
The daughter just confirmed.
Adam Martin
We've got records of-of quite
a few texts between the two of you.
You walked all the way from school?
- I wanted to see you.
- Sammy's been in my office for two hours.
- Please come and get him?
- You are very sick.
[WALTER] I have no doubt
you're reading this note.
I did ID a man who's been living
at the motel for three months.
He thinks he's being
interrogated by the FBI tomorrow.
Would Agent Quigley care to join?
- Time to be honest, Shauna.
- Hold still.
- You're making me mess up.
- You're hungry.
[TAISSA] Shauna's been
braiding Jackie's hair.
She's been doing her fucking makeup.
We are getting rid of
Jackie's two-month-old corpse.
No, the ground is frozen solid.
[TAISSA] We can cremate her.
What is that?
[SHAUNA] She wants us to.
[ATMOSPHERIC MUSIC]
[ELECTRIC FEEDBACK WHINING]
[PAUL] Ben. Ben.
Taste this.
Mmm. Damn. That's good.
- "Good"?
- Really good?
What'd you think of the cumin?
Oh, the cumin is fucking fantastic.
I did not put any cumin in it, Ben.
What kind of asshole puts
cumin in a clam chowder?
Jesus, can you just please focus here?
Okay. Um I think
you might be taking
this whole Bowman family
cook-off thing just a
little too seriously.
It's not a cook-off, it's a Chowderfest.
And I know I'm taking it too seriously.
Believe me, if I could relax
about anything ever,
I promise you, I would.
Uh, well, lucky for you,
I just so happen to know
a few relaxation techniques.
- Oh, yeah?
- Mm. Mm-hmm. Yeah.
In fact I, uh
- I minored in chillaxing.
- [LAUGHS]
Come here.
[GRUNTS SOFTLY]
[PANTING]
Hey.
[WOOD CREAKING]
[SIGHS]
[QUIETLY] What the fuck?
Natalie, what the fuck is that?
- What the fuck? What happened?
- Hey, don't, don't, don't.
- No! What happened to Jackie?!
- Hey, no.
Is that Jackie? Nat, what happened?!
Tai! Tai, it's okay. It's
okay. It's okay. It's okay.
[CRYING] Something,
something, something ate her.
- How could ?
- Taissa!
We ate her.
No, I
I did I didn't, I wouldn't.
What are you talking about?
You were sitting right next to me.
[GAGGING]
[TAISSA MUTTERING]
I must have, I must
have been sleepwalking.
Was I asleep? Was I asleep?
[VAN] But you talked to me.
You were looking right at me.
[SHAKY BREATHING]
No.
- You really don't remember?
- Um
No.
Tai
you ate her face.
[RETCHING]
[CRYING] No. No.
No!
["NO RETURN" BY CRAIG
WEDREN AND ANNA WARONKER]
It was cool, nothing fire ♪
Nothing broke ♪
Keep simple ♪
Nothing tired, nothing old ♪
Same as you ♪
Same as you ♪
Oh, so cute, so revival ♪
So alone ♪
Birthday suit, just a smile ♪
No one home ♪
Same as you ♪
Same as you ♪
[VOCALIZING]
No return, no return ♪
No reason ♪
No return, no return ♪
No reason ♪
No return, no return ♪
No reason ♪
No return, no return ♪
No reason ♪
I guess
no one wants breakfast.
I don't think anyone's hungry.
- We should move her.
- Where?
We still can't bury her.
I'll take her body,
or her remains, or
whatever to the plane, and
she can be buried with the
others when the ground thaws.
Shauna?
Whatever you think.
[BEN] Well, at least if
you bury her out there,
it'll look like she died
with the rest of them.
[EXHALING] Yes.
Breathe through your pain, Trinity.
[TRINITY CRIES]
[LOTTIE] Yes. Oh.
[CRYING]
[LOTTIE] Oh [LAUGHS]
Beautiful.
Thank you.
When I go walking ♪
Walking ♪
When I go walking ♪
Hmm ♪
You move ♪
Me, uh-huh ♪
Mm-hmm, uh-huh ♪
When we're alone ♪
Uh-huh ♪
Mm-hmm, uh-huh ♪
[LISA] Looking for something?
[CHUCKLES] What's that building?
Charlotte's quarters.
[SLURPING]
She keeps it locked, in
case you're wondering.
Even with all the "growth" and
"trust" you guys are cultivating?
She still has to protect herself.
As I'm sure you can imagine,
emotions can run high
in a place like this.
You should never swing an
axe that close to your hand.
You could hurt yourself.
[SHORT LAUGH]
[DISTORTED CHATTER]
Which means that her red
blood cell count has dropped.
We may need to consider
another transfusion.
Is Mommy gonna die?
- Is this what you wanted?
- [GROANS]
[NURSE] Oh, I hope I didn't startle you.
Oh, God.
[GROANS] How is she?
We're not out of the woods yet.
Such an interesting
design you drew on her.
What does it mean?
- It's for luck.
- Hmm.
Oh, my God.
[PANTING]
[KISSES]
["SEETHER" BY VERUCA SALT]
Ow ♪
Can't fight the seether ♪
Can't fight the
seether, I can't see her ♪
Till I'm foaming at the mouth ♪
Yeah ♪
[WALTER] Ahoy, Agent AfricanGrey.
Glad you could make it.
Do you stalk everyone on the boards
or am I just lucky?
I wasn't stalking you.
I was finding a suitable
nursing home for my mother.
[EXHALES] All right.
Look, if I'm being honest,
I jumped at the chance
to get out in the field with
the incomparable AfricanGrey.
I've been watching you on the boards.
Your nose for analyzing
evidence is unparalleled.
It is an honor to meet
you, Misty Quigley.
You, too, Walter Tattersall.
You know my name.
What's with the boat?
Ah, nautical life calls to me.
Plus I hate bureaucratic red tape.
You never know when
you might need to leave
the country sans passport.
Okay, let's get one thing straight.
This is my case and my witness.
And I will be asking all the questions.
Well, you better get ready,
Agent. The eagle has landed.
Oh, geez! Seriously?
- What's wrong?
- The witness is Randy?
I've known him since elementary school.
If he sees me, our cover is blown.
- Well, uh, give me your number.
- What? I
Look, if I call your
phone and use my earbuds,
you'll be able to feed me questions.
All right, but for the record,
Cyrano is an overrated play.
It is boring and verbose.
What-what am I asking him about anyway?
Shh!
- Hello?
- Mr. Walsh.
Have a seat.
Jeff.
Honey?
It was the strawberry lube.
Whoa.
- What?
- It was way, way back.
It was a, it was a gag gift
at Chrissy's bachelorette.
Remember?
And then one day you were like,
"Hey, you know, let's try that,"
and I said
"I think this stuff is
for bisexuals and goths."
And you said
"You're no fun."
Hmm. That was it.
That was the moment where I chose
to be this version of myself.
But I could've gone
strawberry. I almost did.
This isn't your fault.
[GROANS] I mean, you have to say that.
- Do I?
- Yeah. You cannot say,
"Yes, Jeff, you are right,
I had to go screw an artist
because you are boring."
Okay, well, look, first of all,
that's not why I slept with him, okay?
I [SIGHS]
It wasn't about you.
I mean, sure it was exciting.
Exciting [STAMMERS]
That's not the right word. Um
Okay. It made me feel like
I didn't know what
was going to happen.
And I liked that.
I liked
not feeling like this
boring version of me.
[SIGHS]
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING OVER RADIO]
Take me down ♪
Farther than I want to be ♪
I'm not afraid of you ♪
Oh, my God, whoa! What are you doing?
I'm taking us to Colonial Williamsburg.
- In Virginia?
- Yeah.
- Why?
- I'm being spontaneous.
I'm taking us out of
our comfort zone, baby.
Have you ever churned butter?
- I haven't.
- I I have actually in first grade.
Okay, well, then we can blow glass,
or we can do blacksmithing or whatever.
[GASPS] Oh, my God! Jeff!
Oh, God.
Oh, God, did I hit him?
- I don't know.
- Holy shit, holy shit.
- Hi.
- [GROANING]
Hey, uh, don't get up, man.
- We're so sorry. Are you okay?
- [JEFF] Oh, my God.
- I'm gonna call an ambulance.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Call.
You don't need to do that.
- Really?
- Keys.
All right, just don't
don't shoot, okay?
- Hurry up, guy.
- I I think [STAMMERING]
They're in the ignition. I'll get them.
- [GRUNTING]
- Whoa, whoa!
Don't you dare get in that minivan.
- Do not.
- Shauna, don't. Give me that.
Jeff, what are you Jeff!
- Give me the gun. What are ?
- I've got this!
- Let it go.
- [TIRES SCREECH]
- [HORN BLARING]
- My God!
What is the matter with you?
Are you Rambo?!
You just handed him our car.
He had a gun, Shauna!
I had the gun! I have the gun!
Well, you should not have it!
Because that is insane!
Were you really gonna get us both killed
over our piece-of-shit minivan?
No! It
My purse was in there, also.
Plus, all our quarters.
And-and some cross trainers
that I just bought. And
Mr. Schwoozums.
Mr. Schwoozums, Callie's old toy
that she loved probably
more than she loved me?
When she was six years old?
[EXHALES]
Sign up for something.
Everyone's eager to meet you.
I'm not really a joiner.
I thought you might say that.
Come on.
[BEES BUZZING]
Our original beehive.
In winter, they cluster around the queen
and they vibrate to keep her warm.
How thoughtful.
When a new queen hatches,
the first thing she does
is sting all the other
unborn queens to death.
[BUZZING]
[LAUGHS]
I can see why you like them.
It isn't brutal.
It's natural.
It's simply what has to be done.
Otherwise they starve.
We all do.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
[LOTTIE] You're doing the right thing.
- And it's not easy.
- Whatever.
Here.
[SIGHS]
- I just want you to be safe.
- Mm-hmm, sure you do.
[TRAVIS] Hey, you want me to come?
I'm fine on my own.
[TRAVIS] Are you sure?
[CONTEMPLATIVE MUSIC]
[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
[LOTTIE] It's what
she would have wanted.
Maybe not for the rest
of us, but for you.
For the baby.
I think some part of you knew that.
But I wanted it, too.
I don't know, I just feel so fucked-up.
You can't blame yourself.
We all did it together.
I'm scared, Lottie.
I mean, everything feels
out of control, like
like I don't know
what's gonna happen next.
- I mean, what if I'm ?
- Shauna, no.
You won't hurt the baby.
You're gonna be a great mom
and you have all of us to help and
it's gonna be a beautiful thing.
We should do something to welcome him.
- "Him"?
- For you.
[STAMMERS] So you know
that we're all here for you.
And besides
we should start preparing.
[MARI] Are we having a baby shower?
Really?
Are we?
If it's okay with you.
I think it could be nice.
[SIGHING]
[EXCITED CHATTER]
[WALTER] Thank you
for coming, Mr. Walsh.
Um sure?
Didn't think you FBI
guys really gave a choice.
[WHISPERING] Enough
with the pleasantries.
Do you know why you're here today?
Do you know why you're here today?
Um
- p parking tickets?
- [SCOFFS] He's lying already.
Do you really think the
FBI has time to handle,
uh, parking tickets? [SCOFFS]
- Um, no.
- [MISTY] Good.
Let's stick with the honesty.
What are you hiding?
Perhaps you're covering for a friend?
D-Do you mean, like
- Jeff?
- Natalie Scatorccio.
Natalie Scatorccio?
The two of you were both
staying at the 2400, weren't you?
Wait. Th-This is about Natalie?
- Did you see her ?
- The night she disappeared?
Dude, I don't even remember
what socks I put on today.
Think, Randy. Natalie.
- Did you see her Friday night?
- [RANDY] I don't know.
Probably in her room doing drugs.
Girl's always had issues.
Hit him.
- What?
- [RANDY] What?
Hit him, right now.
- You you okay, bro?
- Y yeah.
I need to
Forgive me. I have IBS.
What are you doing? Get
back in there and hit him.
He's answering our questions.
He's hiding something.
Everybody's hiding something.
He's scared shitless.
Look, he'll help us if we let him
relax a little. Get his guard down.
He once made Joe Fazzio
eat a frog during recess.
Bad cop is the only way to break him.
[EXHALES]
If this goes south,
my attorney has instructions.
[RANDY] You okay, man?
Dude! What the fuck? [GRUNTS]
[PANTING]
[MISTY] That's enough!
You might want to add
another piece to the sides.
Babies love to roll around.
You hang out with a lot of babies?
My oldest sister has a kid.
He was four months
old when we left, so
Bet he's a little giant now.
I'm sorry you're missing out on him.
Thanks.
He laughs nonstop, like,
all the time. [SHORT LAUGH]
Telephone rings and he
thinks it's hilarious.
I guess I'd kind of do anything
to see him again, you know?
[VAN] That's good, Mar.
The baby can dream it's being
stabbed to death every night.
Oh, whatever. It's abstract.
Okay, there it is again.
You guys really don't hear dripping?
I feel like I need
to rethink my process.
What does an infant even want?
Mm-mm? Baby showers are
more about the mom anyway.
I've only ever been to
one, my cousin Kate's.
I ate an entire tray of deviled eggs.
Too bad they didn't
listen to your broth idea.
It's not really a party without snacks.
I know, and it would have been so good.
Like, not, like you
know, not like good-good.
Not like deviled eggs good.
- Totally.
- Yeah.
But, like,
not entirely terrible.
Okay, it-it wasn't
totally terrible, right?
Okay, swear you won't tell, but
that wasn't the first
time I've eaten a person.
I actually absorbed my
identical twin in the womb.
- Oh, my God, that's crazy. [LAUGHING]
- [LAUGHS]
Do you feel, like-like, guilty?
Not really.
I like to think I'm channeling
her when I'm up on stage.
[EXHALES] Wow.
I am always in awe
whenever I can see someone
becoming someone else.
It's not that hard.
Oh, my gosh. I think I know what
you can give Shauna as a gift.
[STOMACH GURGLING]
Hungry?
I still am.
[GROWLING]
[PANTING]
What?
[BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY]
- Hey.
- Mm?
Hey, um
Hey, you know what would
help me relax right now?
What?
[KEYS JINGLING]
- This.
- Keys.
Wow, Paul, it's
Yeah.
Well, you said you'd move
in after the holidays,
and it's May now, so [LAUGHS]
- I guess I did say that.
- Yeah.
So?
So um
I mean, you-you know that I want to.
It's just that there-there's
a lot going on right now.
I mean, I-I actually
think that the girls
might take states this year,
which means that we would
be going to nationals, and
you know, I just, I-I want to
make sure I see that through.
Why? You always say those girls
are vicious little monsters.
They are, but [CHUCKLES]
I don't know, I can't just bail on them.
- They they need me.
- And I don't?
Oh, my God. Paul, just
Moving in with you means
everything in my life changes.
Okay? You-you get that.
Right? Everything.
So I'm sorry, but I
don't think it's fair
for you to make that decision for me.
I know, you're right,
you're right. It's not. Um
but I-I do get to decide
that I need someone who's ready to
live this life with me, all of it.
I-I love you, Ben, but I think
I think maybe you need to leave.
[LABORED BREATHING]
You're lucky.
You know?
I think shit is gonna
get a lot worse out here.
But you're already dead, so
way to make everyone jealous
of you one last time. [CHUCKLES]
I'm sorry
for what we did.
[EXHALES]
Who knows?
Eating you could be the reason
why we survive the winter, so
thanks.
Rest in peace, Jackie.
[SOFT CLATTERING OUTSIDE]
[SNORTS]
Oh, shit.
Fuck!
[GRUNTING]
[PANTING]
[EXHALES]
[PANTING]
[RANDY] Dude, I'm
answering your questions.
There's no need for violence!
- Two words, international waters.
- We're not
- He doesn't know that!
- We're not what?
- Go for the kill!
- [CHUCKLES]
You're not gonna like this next part.
- [WHIRRING]
- [BOTH] What the heck is that for?
It's a funny thing.
Interrogating a witness on water.
Those Al-Qaeda guys, they hated it.
We don't have to be as traditional.
Now we're talking.
Did you see Natalie that night?
- No! I swear!
- Anything strange?
- I don't know.
- Anyone hanging around?
No, I I I don't think so!
- Think harder, Randy!
- Think harder, Randy.
I'm trying!
Okay. Um all right,
maybe-maybe there was
this one group that, uh, was
hanging around for a couple of days.
Did you see them with Natalie?
[WALTER] Did you see them with Natalie?
No, no. They mostly
hung around their van.
But they were wearing
purple. All purple.
Like a wacky club or something.
And you didn't think that was weird?
Why are you just telling me now?
I don't know, man. A lot of
crazy shit happens at that place.
Did you ask them why they were there?
No. But I did call them dicks
for drinking all the
Fanta in the soda machine.
And they never spoke to Natalie?
- Sorry, dude.
- [GROANS]
He's useless.
[SIGHS]
You're free to go, Mr. Walsh.
That's it?
Yes, but remain in town in
case I have follow-up questions.
If you flee, me and
my little friend here
- will come find you.
- [WHIRRING]
[INTRIGUING MUSIC]
[CRYSTAL] It's all about failure.
You keep failing to find
what's true about the character.
What if I never find what's true?
Then, as my acting coach always says,
"You found the biggest truth of all.
We're made of lies."
[FIRE CRACKLING]
[SLOW, PERCUSSIVE MUSIC]
Hey, hey.
If I let you loose, can I come with you?
Yes.
Come.
[TENSE MUSIC]
Fuck.
[VAN] Hey! Wait.
Hey, how do-how do you
know where you're going?
He shows me.
- Who's "he"?
- The one with no eyes.
- Is that who you always follow?
- Only when she lets me.
Okay, there's a "she," too? Am I "she"?
- Then who is "she"?
- Taissa.
Then who are you?
How did you know about this?
Tai, answer me. Tai! Hey!
- [GASPS]
- You're okay, you're okay.
[STAMMERS] Where are we?
I don't know. You brought me here.
You brought me here, sleepwalking.
You did. Look, look, look.
You came right to it,
like you knew it was here.
You said you were following,
"The one with no eyes."
I said that?
Who is the one with no eyes?
I don't know.
[LABORED BREATHING]
[MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY]
You gonna be on that much longer?
I'm still using it.
Hey.
Hey!
- Kevyn. Hey.
- Whoa.
You really upset my
wife the other day, man.
I mean, what the hell
was that all about, huh?
I just stopped by to talk.
Oh, right. Come on, man.
You can't really think Shauna
had something to do with this, uh,
like, missing art guy, right?
I don't know. Okay?
That's why I wanted to
talk to her, all right?
Yeah. [EXHALES]
Shauna was upset?
No, she [GROANS]
She Look, I just meant
- she's confused.
- Were you aware that she and Adam Martin
exchanged hundreds of texts?
Well, they were in an accident.
Of course they're gonna have
to go a little back and forth.
- I mean, it makes sense.
- Uh-huh.
Come on.
I'm gonna be honest with you here, Jeff.
Someone told our investigator she
that Shauna was having an affair.
I'm so sorry to break
it to you like this,
but we are just doing
our due diligence here.
Mm, okay. Well, fuck your diligence.
- Okay? 'Cause I I know her.
- Okay.
We've been married
almost 25 years, Kevyn.
I know my wife, and I trust her.
Um, uh, unconditionally.
Man, you got, you have bad intel.
All right? You have terrible intel.
And if this is the best lead
that you have on this thing,
Kevyn, my God, I feel bad.
I feel bad for this poor son of a bitch
that you should be out
there trying to find.
You know? 'Cause he's fucked. [LAUGHS]
- Okay.
- Yeah, okay.
Are you sure this is
where you wanted to go?
Yeah, this is perfect. Thank you.
Thanks so much. Okay.
[QUIET, SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
[SAW WHIRRING]
[OWNER] Look, I love sleeping over,
but your cat is disgusting. Yeah, yeah.
I know, but we
I'm here for my minivan,
which was stolen.
Look, lady.
I'm sure I don't know anything about
any stolen vehicles.
Why don't you put that down.
Don't. Just D-Don't, don't.
Thing is
it's one thing to
point a gun at a person.
It's another thing to use it.
Come on.
I can see your hand shaking.
This is cute and all, but
I don't have time for
Have you ever
peeled the skin
off a human corpse?
It's not as easy as you might think.
It's really, uh, stuck on us.
Skin.
You have to roll back
just the edges of it, so you
can get a good enough grip
to-to really pull.
Which, again, isn't easy.
People are always so
sweaty when you kill them.
Just, like, oily.
There's a look people get
when they realize
they're going to die.
It's that one.
My hand wasn't shaking
because I was afraid.
It was shaking
because of how badly
I wanted to do this.
[EXHALES]
[PANTING]
Don't.
Just take it.
It's rusted to shit anyway.
It's okay. Keys are right there.
Just take it.
[EXHALES]
[TENSE MUSIC]
Please.
Uh Okay.
Okay, thank
[PANTING]
Thank you.
[PANTING]
[ENGINE STARTS]
[BEEPING]
[WHISPERING VOICES]
What do you mean you quit?
I-I thought you were flying to
nationals with the team today.
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Yeah, I know. I was.
Uh, even
even when I woke up this
morning, I-I thought that I was.
I I I mean, I
got up and I got my bag,
and I got in the car to
drive to the airport, and
then I just sat there. [SHORT LAUGH]
And-and I kept thinking,
if I got on that plane,
I was committing to
the saddest possible version o-of me.
Okay? A fucking closeted
high school soccer coach who-who
ignores everything that he wants
because he thinks it'll
I-I don't know, keep him safe.
Th-There are worse
things than being safe
No. See, that's the thing.
There is no safe.
So
I am
I'm gonna live how I want to.
How I know I'm meant to.
And I'm gonna be the
person that I know I am.
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
- Fuck everyone else.
- [LAUGHS SOFTLY]
We're now just receiving
breaking news that Flight
never reached its destination
or any other airport.
The search has begun.
The families are already
preparing for the worst.
- What is it?
- It's a changing teepee.
To catch the pee.
If it's a boy.
I saw one at a Party Emporium once.
I don't get it.
Uh, no, yeah, it's good thinking.
- Thanks, Van.
- Yeah.
For my gift,
I would like to perform
a monologue from Steel Magnolias.
[CLAPPING]
[EXHALES]
We turned off the machines.
Drum left. He couldn't take it.
Jackson left.
[SNICKERING]
I find it amusing. Men
are supposed to be made
out of steel or something.
I was there when that wonderful
creature drifted into my life.
And I was there when she drifted out.
It was the most precious
moment of my life.
Did she really choose a
scene about a dead daughter?
- Are you surprised?
- [MISTY] I'm fine!
[CRYING] I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine!
I can jog all the way to Texas and back,
but my daughter can't.
She never could! Oh, God, I'm so mad
This has got to be the
weirdest baby shower ever.
You okay, man?
You seem weird.
[MISTY] All that baby will ever know
is how wonderful his mother
was. He will never know
what she went through for him.
Oh, God. I want to know why!
Why?!
Oh, God, I wish I could understand.
No, no. Mm-mm. No.
It's not supposed to happen
this way. I'm [CRIES]
I was supposed to go first.
I was always supposed to go first.
I don't think I can do this,
I just [INHALES DEEPLY]
I want to hit somebody until they
feel as bad as I do. I just
God, I want to hit them. I want to
I want to hit something!
I want to hit it hard!
[CRYSTAL WHOOPING]
[CHEERING, APPLAUSE]
[APPLAUSE CONTINUES]
[OPTIMISTIC MUSIC]
[SIGHS] Oh, God.
[MENACING MUSIC]
[MOUTHING]
What?
[MOUTHING]
Tell me what you want!
What?
[INDISTINCT P.A. ANNOUNCEMENT]
The tox report came back.
You're clean except for Adderall,
but that's easy to spin.
The cops want to get you
on running the red light,
but street cam footage
will hopefully prove
- the other guy was speeding
- Did you drive here?
- Yeah.
- I need your keys.
- Should you really be driving?
- [LINE RINGING]
[SCOFFS]
Well, we've got a purple
people lead and not much else.
You think they're teammates?
A softball league?
Who knows?
Well, this was a bust.
Thanks for trying.
You-you want a drink before you go?
- I've got Mountain Dew. Tahitian Treat.
- Uh, no.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
The Fanta!
The purple people could've used a
credit card in the vending machine.
- Agent Grey, you are a genius.
- [CHUCKLES]
Uh, let me look into it.
I have certain skills.
Hacking. You can just say it.
Since we're being honest,
do you want to tell me
why you're downvoting
my Adam Martin posts?
It's beginning to tarnish
my impeccable reputation.
If you must know,
I'm friendly with Adam's mother.
Life dealt her a real blow
when Adam became an addict.
To tell you the truth,
he probably took his own
life or OD'd somewhere.
And it would just kill Mrs. Martin
if that information was
out there in the world.
So
I downvoted you
because I wanted to do everything
in my power
to prevent that from happening.
- It's nice of you to do that.
- [MISTY CHUCKLES]
Well, I knew you'd understand.
Given how committed you are to
finding great care for your own mother.
What? Svetlana?
Oh, no, she's not my mother.
What?
Oh, she's just someone I
know who's getting evicted.
Sort of a two birds,
one nursing home situation.
Why would you do that?
I have the cash.
No, no. I-I mean,
why would you do all of that just to
just to meet me?
Maybe I'm just a
bored Moriarty looking for his Sherlock.
[CONTEMPLATIVE MUSIC]
[DOOR CLOSES]
Hi.
How the heck did the van get back?
[SIGHS]
[PHONE BUZZES]
[EXHALES]
Mm.
Powerful work.
Thank you.
[SIGHS]
All right.
Who's next?
Anyone?
[WHISPERS] Anyone?
Natalie?
[NATALIE] What?
No. No, thanks.
I am not going up.
It's important that
we all make an effort to be
present for these exercises.
Come on.
This is a judgment-free zone.
Come on.
[CLEARS THROAT]
[LOTTIE] Wonderful.
All right.
I want you to close your eyes.
And turn your attention inward.
[TAKES DEEP BREATH]
Is there anything in
there that you would like
to process with the group?
[SCOFFS] Fuck no. I'm sorry,
I'm not gonna I can't.
It's all right, it's all right. Please.
Stay here. It's okay.
Lisa, join us.
Come.
Hey.
Lisa, Natalie hurt you
the other day, didn't she?
Right? Tell her how that made you feel.
- Seems gratuitous.
- Natalie, please.
I felt
fear.
- And disappointment.
- Okay.
I thought she knew I
was trying to help her.
- I don't need anybody's help.
- We saved your life!
Sorry, sorry. I'm sorry.
It's all right.
You've told the group before that
you let people walk all over you
instead of expressing your anger.
Instead of feeling it. But
you're feeling it now, aren't you?
Go into that anger.
Explore it.
Honor it.
And if you feel the need
to hurt Natalie back,
I want you to do it.
[BREATH QUIVERING]
[TENSE MUSIC]
[FORK CLANGS ON FLOOR]
I understand.
And I forgive you.
So he doesn't get cold.
Thank you, Lottie.
I love it.
Is this supposed to
be funny or something?
I-I mean
What? No.
Then why would you put that
creepy symbol on a baby blanket?
Or don't you remember how we found it
- all around a dead guy's fucking corpse?
- Yeah, I remember, but
I think he was using it as protection.
He died, Lottie.
Just because you don't understand
something doesn't mean it's evil.
- Give that to me.
- Shauna, don't! It was a gift.
We still don't know exactly what it is.
And doesn't her baby deserve protection?
- Well, I trust Lottie.
- [NATALIE] Oh, yeah, news flash!
- So do I.
- Me, too.
She knows things. We've all seen it.
- [TAISSA] She's not God, you guys.
- No one is saying she is.
Oh, my God, Shauna.
- [GROANS]
- Does somebody have a ?
Hey.
Hey, hey.
[THUDDING]
- [WINGS FLUTTERING]
- [THUDDING]
What the fuck is that?
[MURMURING]
What is that?
Whoa.
[MARI] Holy crap.
Did these guys just suicide on our roof?
[NATALIE] Don't touch them.
They might be diseased.
[MISTY] We know that there's
a lot of iron in the ground,
so maybe it messed with
the birds' navigation.
We should gather its blessings.
["BELLS FOR HER" BY TORI AMOS]
And through the life force and there ♪
Goes her friend ♪
On her Nishiki ♪
It's out of ♪
Time ♪
And through the portal ♪
They can make amends ♪
Hey ♪
Would you say whatever ♪
We're blanket friends ♪
Can't stop what's coming ♪
Can't stop what is ♪
On its way ♪
No.
And through the walls
they made their mudpies ♪
[SHUDDERING] Oh
- No.
- I've got your mind I said, she said ♪
I've your voice ♪
Can't stop what's coming ♪
Can't stop what is on ♪
Its way ♪
[CRYING] What?
Can't stop what's coming ♪
Can't stop what is on ♪
Its way ♪
And now I speak to ♪
[ACOLYTE] Il veut du sang.
What?
- What did you say?
- Are you joining for lunch?
And her eyes, but you are not her ♪
[BUZZING]
And we go at each other ♪
Like ♪
Blankets ♪
Blankets who can't ♪
Find their ♪
Their thread ♪
And their bare ♪
Can't stop ♪
Can't stop ♪
Previously on Yellowjackets
- You have a boyfriend?
- I did.
He actually wanted me to
move into the city with him.
Strapped me to a fucking bed!
- [GRUNTS]
- [SCREAMING]
- I'm Callie.
- Jay.
Miss Sadecki was
cheating on her husband.
The daughter just confirmed.
Adam Martin
We've got records of-of quite
a few texts between the two of you.
You walked all the way from school?
- I wanted to see you.
- Sammy's been in my office for two hours.
- Please come and get him?
- You are very sick.
[WALTER] I have no doubt
you're reading this note.
I did ID a man who's been living
at the motel for three months.
He thinks he's being
interrogated by the FBI tomorrow.
Would Agent Quigley care to join?
- Time to be honest, Shauna.
- Hold still.
- You're making me mess up.
- You're hungry.
[TAISSA] Shauna's been
braiding Jackie's hair.
She's been doing her fucking makeup.
We are getting rid of
Jackie's two-month-old corpse.
No, the ground is frozen solid.
[TAISSA] We can cremate her.
What is that?
[SHAUNA] She wants us to.
[ATMOSPHERIC MUSIC]
[ELECTRIC FEEDBACK WHINING]
[PAUL] Ben. Ben.
Taste this.
Mmm. Damn. That's good.
- "Good"?
- Really good?
What'd you think of the cumin?
Oh, the cumin is fucking fantastic.
I did not put any cumin in it, Ben.
What kind of asshole puts
cumin in a clam chowder?
Jesus, can you just please focus here?
Okay. Um I think
you might be taking
this whole Bowman family
cook-off thing just a
little too seriously.
It's not a cook-off, it's a Chowderfest.
And I know I'm taking it too seriously.
Believe me, if I could relax
about anything ever,
I promise you, I would.
Uh, well, lucky for you,
I just so happen to know
a few relaxation techniques.
- Oh, yeah?
- Mm. Mm-hmm. Yeah.
In fact I, uh
- I minored in chillaxing.
- [LAUGHS]
Come here.
[GRUNTS SOFTLY]
[PANTING]
Hey.
[WOOD CREAKING]
[SIGHS]
[QUIETLY] What the fuck?
Natalie, what the fuck is that?
- What the fuck? What happened?
- Hey, don't, don't, don't.
- No! What happened to Jackie?!
- Hey, no.
Is that Jackie? Nat, what happened?!
Tai! Tai, it's okay. It's
okay. It's okay. It's okay.
[CRYING] Something,
something, something ate her.
- How could ?
- Taissa!
We ate her.
No, I
I did I didn't, I wouldn't.
What are you talking about?
You were sitting right next to me.
[GAGGING]
[TAISSA MUTTERING]
I must have, I must
have been sleepwalking.
Was I asleep? Was I asleep?
[VAN] But you talked to me.
You were looking right at me.
[SHAKY BREATHING]
No.
- You really don't remember?
- Um
No.
Tai
you ate her face.
[RETCHING]
[CRYING] No. No.
No!
["NO RETURN" BY CRAIG
WEDREN AND ANNA WARONKER]
It was cool, nothing fire ♪
Nothing broke ♪
Keep simple ♪
Nothing tired, nothing old ♪
Same as you ♪
Same as you ♪
Oh, so cute, so revival ♪
So alone ♪
Birthday suit, just a smile ♪
No one home ♪
Same as you ♪
Same as you ♪
[VOCALIZING]
No return, no return ♪
No reason ♪
No return, no return ♪
No reason ♪
No return, no return ♪
No reason ♪
No return, no return ♪
No reason ♪
I guess
no one wants breakfast.
I don't think anyone's hungry.
- We should move her.
- Where?
We still can't bury her.
I'll take her body,
or her remains, or
whatever to the plane, and
she can be buried with the
others when the ground thaws.
Shauna?
Whatever you think.
[BEN] Well, at least if
you bury her out there,
it'll look like she died
with the rest of them.
[EXHALING] Yes.
Breathe through your pain, Trinity.
[TRINITY CRIES]
[LOTTIE] Yes. Oh.
[CRYING]
[LOTTIE] Oh [LAUGHS]
Beautiful.
Thank you.
When I go walking ♪
Walking ♪
When I go walking ♪
Hmm ♪
You move ♪
Me, uh-huh ♪
Mm-hmm, uh-huh ♪
When we're alone ♪
Uh-huh ♪
Mm-hmm, uh-huh ♪
[LISA] Looking for something?
[CHUCKLES] What's that building?
Charlotte's quarters.
[SLURPING]
She keeps it locked, in
case you're wondering.
Even with all the "growth" and
"trust" you guys are cultivating?
She still has to protect herself.
As I'm sure you can imagine,
emotions can run high
in a place like this.
You should never swing an
axe that close to your hand.
You could hurt yourself.
[SHORT LAUGH]
[DISTORTED CHATTER]
Which means that her red
blood cell count has dropped.
We may need to consider
another transfusion.
Is Mommy gonna die?
- Is this what you wanted?
- [GROANS]
[NURSE] Oh, I hope I didn't startle you.
Oh, God.
[GROANS] How is she?
We're not out of the woods yet.
Such an interesting
design you drew on her.
What does it mean?
- It's for luck.
- Hmm.
Oh, my God.
[PANTING]
[KISSES]
["SEETHER" BY VERUCA SALT]
Ow ♪
Can't fight the seether ♪
Can't fight the
seether, I can't see her ♪
Till I'm foaming at the mouth ♪
Yeah ♪
[WALTER] Ahoy, Agent AfricanGrey.
Glad you could make it.
Do you stalk everyone on the boards
or am I just lucky?
I wasn't stalking you.
I was finding a suitable
nursing home for my mother.
[EXHALES] All right.
Look, if I'm being honest,
I jumped at the chance
to get out in the field with
the incomparable AfricanGrey.
I've been watching you on the boards.
Your nose for analyzing
evidence is unparalleled.
It is an honor to meet
you, Misty Quigley.
You, too, Walter Tattersall.
You know my name.
What's with the boat?
Ah, nautical life calls to me.
Plus I hate bureaucratic red tape.
You never know when
you might need to leave
the country sans passport.
Okay, let's get one thing straight.
This is my case and my witness.
And I will be asking all the questions.
Well, you better get ready,
Agent. The eagle has landed.
Oh, geez! Seriously?
- What's wrong?
- The witness is Randy?
I've known him since elementary school.
If he sees me, our cover is blown.
- Well, uh, give me your number.
- What? I
Look, if I call your
phone and use my earbuds,
you'll be able to feed me questions.
All right, but for the record,
Cyrano is an overrated play.
It is boring and verbose.
What-what am I asking him about anyway?
Shh!
- Hello?
- Mr. Walsh.
Have a seat.
Jeff.
Honey?
It was the strawberry lube.
Whoa.
- What?
- It was way, way back.
It was a, it was a gag gift
at Chrissy's bachelorette.
Remember?
And then one day you were like,
"Hey, you know, let's try that,"
and I said
"I think this stuff is
for bisexuals and goths."
And you said
"You're no fun."
Hmm. That was it.
That was the moment where I chose
to be this version of myself.
But I could've gone
strawberry. I almost did.
This isn't your fault.
[GROANS] I mean, you have to say that.
- Do I?
- Yeah. You cannot say,
"Yes, Jeff, you are right,
I had to go screw an artist
because you are boring."
Okay, well, look, first of all,
that's not why I slept with him, okay?
I [SIGHS]
It wasn't about you.
I mean, sure it was exciting.
Exciting [STAMMERS]
That's not the right word. Um
Okay. It made me feel like
I didn't know what
was going to happen.
And I liked that.
I liked
not feeling like this
boring version of me.
[SIGHS]
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING OVER RADIO]
Take me down ♪
Farther than I want to be ♪
I'm not afraid of you ♪
Oh, my God, whoa! What are you doing?
I'm taking us to Colonial Williamsburg.
- In Virginia?
- Yeah.
- Why?
- I'm being spontaneous.
I'm taking us out of
our comfort zone, baby.
Have you ever churned butter?
- I haven't.
- I I have actually in first grade.
Okay, well, then we can blow glass,
or we can do blacksmithing or whatever.
[GASPS] Oh, my God! Jeff!
Oh, God.
Oh, God, did I hit him?
- I don't know.
- Holy shit, holy shit.
- Hi.
- [GROANING]
Hey, uh, don't get up, man.
- We're so sorry. Are you okay?
- [JEFF] Oh, my God.
- I'm gonna call an ambulance.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Call.
You don't need to do that.
- Really?
- Keys.
All right, just don't
don't shoot, okay?
- Hurry up, guy.
- I I think [STAMMERING]
They're in the ignition. I'll get them.
- [GRUNTING]
- Whoa, whoa!
Don't you dare get in that minivan.
- Do not.
- Shauna, don't. Give me that.
Jeff, what are you Jeff!
- Give me the gun. What are ?
- I've got this!
- Let it go.
- [TIRES SCREECH]
- [HORN BLARING]
- My God!
What is the matter with you?
Are you Rambo?!
You just handed him our car.
He had a gun, Shauna!
I had the gun! I have the gun!
Well, you should not have it!
Because that is insane!
Were you really gonna get us both killed
over our piece-of-shit minivan?
No! It
My purse was in there, also.
Plus, all our quarters.
And-and some cross trainers
that I just bought. And
Mr. Schwoozums.
Mr. Schwoozums, Callie's old toy
that she loved probably
more than she loved me?
When she was six years old?
[EXHALES]
Sign up for something.
Everyone's eager to meet you.
I'm not really a joiner.
I thought you might say that.
Come on.
[BEES BUZZING]
Our original beehive.
In winter, they cluster around the queen
and they vibrate to keep her warm.
How thoughtful.
When a new queen hatches,
the first thing she does
is sting all the other
unborn queens to death.
[BUZZING]
[LAUGHS]
I can see why you like them.
It isn't brutal.
It's natural.
It's simply what has to be done.
Otherwise they starve.
We all do.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
[LOTTIE] You're doing the right thing.
- And it's not easy.
- Whatever.
Here.
[SIGHS]
- I just want you to be safe.
- Mm-hmm, sure you do.
[TRAVIS] Hey, you want me to come?
I'm fine on my own.
[TRAVIS] Are you sure?
[CONTEMPLATIVE MUSIC]
[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
[LOTTIE] It's what
she would have wanted.
Maybe not for the rest
of us, but for you.
For the baby.
I think some part of you knew that.
But I wanted it, too.
I don't know, I just feel so fucked-up.
You can't blame yourself.
We all did it together.
I'm scared, Lottie.
I mean, everything feels
out of control, like
like I don't know
what's gonna happen next.
- I mean, what if I'm ?
- Shauna, no.
You won't hurt the baby.
You're gonna be a great mom
and you have all of us to help and
it's gonna be a beautiful thing.
We should do something to welcome him.
- "Him"?
- For you.
[STAMMERS] So you know
that we're all here for you.
And besides
we should start preparing.
[MARI] Are we having a baby shower?
Really?
Are we?
If it's okay with you.
I think it could be nice.
[SIGHING]
[EXCITED CHATTER]
[WALTER] Thank you
for coming, Mr. Walsh.
Um sure?
Didn't think you FBI
guys really gave a choice.
[WHISPERING] Enough
with the pleasantries.
Do you know why you're here today?
Do you know why you're here today?
Um
- p parking tickets?
- [SCOFFS] He's lying already.
Do you really think the
FBI has time to handle,
uh, parking tickets? [SCOFFS]
- Um, no.
- [MISTY] Good.
Let's stick with the honesty.
What are you hiding?
Perhaps you're covering for a friend?
D-Do you mean, like
- Jeff?
- Natalie Scatorccio.
Natalie Scatorccio?
The two of you were both
staying at the 2400, weren't you?
Wait. Th-This is about Natalie?
- Did you see her ?
- The night she disappeared?
Dude, I don't even remember
what socks I put on today.
Think, Randy. Natalie.
- Did you see her Friday night?
- [RANDY] I don't know.
Probably in her room doing drugs.
Girl's always had issues.
Hit him.
- What?
- [RANDY] What?
Hit him, right now.
- You you okay, bro?
- Y yeah.
I need to
Forgive me. I have IBS.
What are you doing? Get
back in there and hit him.
He's answering our questions.
He's hiding something.
Everybody's hiding something.
He's scared shitless.
Look, he'll help us if we let him
relax a little. Get his guard down.
He once made Joe Fazzio
eat a frog during recess.
Bad cop is the only way to break him.
[EXHALES]
If this goes south,
my attorney has instructions.
[RANDY] You okay, man?
Dude! What the fuck? [GRUNTS]
[PANTING]
[MISTY] That's enough!
You might want to add
another piece to the sides.
Babies love to roll around.
You hang out with a lot of babies?
My oldest sister has a kid.
He was four months
old when we left, so
Bet he's a little giant now.
I'm sorry you're missing out on him.
Thanks.
He laughs nonstop, like,
all the time. [SHORT LAUGH]
Telephone rings and he
thinks it's hilarious.
I guess I'd kind of do anything
to see him again, you know?
[VAN] That's good, Mar.
The baby can dream it's being
stabbed to death every night.
Oh, whatever. It's abstract.
Okay, there it is again.
You guys really don't hear dripping?
I feel like I need
to rethink my process.
What does an infant even want?
Mm-mm? Baby showers are
more about the mom anyway.
I've only ever been to
one, my cousin Kate's.
I ate an entire tray of deviled eggs.
Too bad they didn't
listen to your broth idea.
It's not really a party without snacks.
I know, and it would have been so good.
Like, not, like you
know, not like good-good.
Not like deviled eggs good.
- Totally.
- Yeah.
But, like,
not entirely terrible.
Okay, it-it wasn't
totally terrible, right?
Okay, swear you won't tell, but
that wasn't the first
time I've eaten a person.
I actually absorbed my
identical twin in the womb.
- Oh, my God, that's crazy. [LAUGHING]
- [LAUGHS]
Do you feel, like-like, guilty?
Not really.
I like to think I'm channeling
her when I'm up on stage.
[EXHALES] Wow.
I am always in awe
whenever I can see someone
becoming someone else.
It's not that hard.
Oh, my gosh. I think I know what
you can give Shauna as a gift.
[STOMACH GURGLING]
Hungry?
I still am.
[GROWLING]
[PANTING]
What?
[BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY]
- Hey.
- Mm?
Hey, um
Hey, you know what would
help me relax right now?
What?
[KEYS JINGLING]
- This.
- Keys.
Wow, Paul, it's
Yeah.
Well, you said you'd move
in after the holidays,
and it's May now, so [LAUGHS]
- I guess I did say that.
- Yeah.
So?
So um
I mean, you-you know that I want to.
It's just that there-there's
a lot going on right now.
I mean, I-I actually
think that the girls
might take states this year,
which means that we would
be going to nationals, and
you know, I just, I-I want to
make sure I see that through.
Why? You always say those girls
are vicious little monsters.
They are, but [CHUCKLES]
I don't know, I can't just bail on them.
- They they need me.
- And I don't?
Oh, my God. Paul, just
Moving in with you means
everything in my life changes.
Okay? You-you get that.
Right? Everything.
So I'm sorry, but I
don't think it's fair
for you to make that decision for me.
I know, you're right,
you're right. It's not. Um
but I-I do get to decide
that I need someone who's ready to
live this life with me, all of it.
I-I love you, Ben, but I think
I think maybe you need to leave.
[LABORED BREATHING]
You're lucky.
You know?
I think shit is gonna
get a lot worse out here.
But you're already dead, so
way to make everyone jealous
of you one last time. [CHUCKLES]
I'm sorry
for what we did.
[EXHALES]
Who knows?
Eating you could be the reason
why we survive the winter, so
thanks.
Rest in peace, Jackie.
[SOFT CLATTERING OUTSIDE]
[SNORTS]
Oh, shit.
Fuck!
[GRUNTING]
[PANTING]
[EXHALES]
[PANTING]
[RANDY] Dude, I'm
answering your questions.
There's no need for violence!
- Two words, international waters.
- We're not
- He doesn't know that!
- We're not what?
- Go for the kill!
- [CHUCKLES]
You're not gonna like this next part.
- [WHIRRING]
- [BOTH] What the heck is that for?
It's a funny thing.
Interrogating a witness on water.
Those Al-Qaeda guys, they hated it.
We don't have to be as traditional.
Now we're talking.
Did you see Natalie that night?
- No! I swear!
- Anything strange?
- I don't know.
- Anyone hanging around?
No, I I I don't think so!
- Think harder, Randy!
- Think harder, Randy.
I'm trying!
Okay. Um all right,
maybe-maybe there was
this one group that, uh, was
hanging around for a couple of days.
Did you see them with Natalie?
[WALTER] Did you see them with Natalie?
No, no. They mostly
hung around their van.
But they were wearing
purple. All purple.
Like a wacky club or something.
And you didn't think that was weird?
Why are you just telling me now?
I don't know, man. A lot of
crazy shit happens at that place.
Did you ask them why they were there?
No. But I did call them dicks
for drinking all the
Fanta in the soda machine.
And they never spoke to Natalie?
- Sorry, dude.
- [GROANS]
He's useless.
[SIGHS]
You're free to go, Mr. Walsh.
That's it?
Yes, but remain in town in
case I have follow-up questions.
If you flee, me and
my little friend here
- will come find you.
- [WHIRRING]
[INTRIGUING MUSIC]
[CRYSTAL] It's all about failure.
You keep failing to find
what's true about the character.
What if I never find what's true?
Then, as my acting coach always says,
"You found the biggest truth of all.
We're made of lies."
[FIRE CRACKLING]
[SLOW, PERCUSSIVE MUSIC]
Hey, hey.
If I let you loose, can I come with you?
Yes.
Come.
[TENSE MUSIC]
Fuck.
[VAN] Hey! Wait.
Hey, how do-how do you
know where you're going?
He shows me.
- Who's "he"?
- The one with no eyes.
- Is that who you always follow?
- Only when she lets me.
Okay, there's a "she," too? Am I "she"?
- Then who is "she"?
- Taissa.
Then who are you?
How did you know about this?
Tai, answer me. Tai! Hey!
- [GASPS]
- You're okay, you're okay.
[STAMMERS] Where are we?
I don't know. You brought me here.
You brought me here, sleepwalking.
You did. Look, look, look.
You came right to it,
like you knew it was here.
You said you were following,
"The one with no eyes."
I said that?
Who is the one with no eyes?
I don't know.
[LABORED BREATHING]
[MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY]
You gonna be on that much longer?
I'm still using it.
Hey.
Hey!
- Kevyn. Hey.
- Whoa.
You really upset my
wife the other day, man.
I mean, what the hell
was that all about, huh?
I just stopped by to talk.
Oh, right. Come on, man.
You can't really think Shauna
had something to do with this, uh,
like, missing art guy, right?
I don't know. Okay?
That's why I wanted to
talk to her, all right?
Yeah. [EXHALES]
Shauna was upset?
No, she [GROANS]
She Look, I just meant
- she's confused.
- Were you aware that she and Adam Martin
exchanged hundreds of texts?
Well, they were in an accident.
Of course they're gonna have
to go a little back and forth.
- I mean, it makes sense.
- Uh-huh.
Come on.
I'm gonna be honest with you here, Jeff.
Someone told our investigator she
that Shauna was having an affair.
I'm so sorry to break
it to you like this,
but we are just doing
our due diligence here.
Mm, okay. Well, fuck your diligence.
- Okay? 'Cause I I know her.
- Okay.
We've been married
almost 25 years, Kevyn.
I know my wife, and I trust her.
Um, uh, unconditionally.
Man, you got, you have bad intel.
All right? You have terrible intel.
And if this is the best lead
that you have on this thing,
Kevyn, my God, I feel bad.
I feel bad for this poor son of a bitch
that you should be out
there trying to find.
You know? 'Cause he's fucked. [LAUGHS]
- Okay.
- Yeah, okay.
Are you sure this is
where you wanted to go?
Yeah, this is perfect. Thank you.
Thanks so much. Okay.
[QUIET, SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
[SAW WHIRRING]
[OWNER] Look, I love sleeping over,
but your cat is disgusting. Yeah, yeah.
I know, but we
I'm here for my minivan,
which was stolen.
Look, lady.
I'm sure I don't know anything about
any stolen vehicles.
Why don't you put that down.
Don't. Just D-Don't, don't.
Thing is
it's one thing to
point a gun at a person.
It's another thing to use it.
Come on.
I can see your hand shaking.
This is cute and all, but
I don't have time for
Have you ever
peeled the skin
off a human corpse?
It's not as easy as you might think.
It's really, uh, stuck on us.
Skin.
You have to roll back
just the edges of it, so you
can get a good enough grip
to-to really pull.
Which, again, isn't easy.
People are always so
sweaty when you kill them.
Just, like, oily.
There's a look people get
when they realize
they're going to die.
It's that one.
My hand wasn't shaking
because I was afraid.
It was shaking
because of how badly
I wanted to do this.
[EXHALES]
[PANTING]
Don't.
Just take it.
It's rusted to shit anyway.
It's okay. Keys are right there.
Just take it.
[EXHALES]
[TENSE MUSIC]
Please.
Uh Okay.
Okay, thank
[PANTING]
Thank you.
[PANTING]
[ENGINE STARTS]
[BEEPING]
[WHISPERING VOICES]
What do you mean you quit?
I-I thought you were flying to
nationals with the team today.
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Yeah, I know. I was.
Uh, even
even when I woke up this
morning, I-I thought that I was.
I I I mean, I
got up and I got my bag,
and I got in the car to
drive to the airport, and
then I just sat there. [SHORT LAUGH]
And-and I kept thinking,
if I got on that plane,
I was committing to
the saddest possible version o-of me.
Okay? A fucking closeted
high school soccer coach who-who
ignores everything that he wants
because he thinks it'll
I-I don't know, keep him safe.
Th-There are worse
things than being safe
No. See, that's the thing.
There is no safe.
So
I am
I'm gonna live how I want to.
How I know I'm meant to.
And I'm gonna be the
person that I know I am.
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
- Fuck everyone else.
- [LAUGHS SOFTLY]
We're now just receiving
breaking news that Flight
never reached its destination
or any other airport.
The search has begun.
The families are already
preparing for the worst.
- What is it?
- It's a changing teepee.
To catch the pee.
If it's a boy.
I saw one at a Party Emporium once.
I don't get it.
Uh, no, yeah, it's good thinking.
- Thanks, Van.
- Yeah.
For my gift,
I would like to perform
a monologue from Steel Magnolias.
[CLAPPING]
[EXHALES]
We turned off the machines.
Drum left. He couldn't take it.
Jackson left.
[SNICKERING]
I find it amusing. Men
are supposed to be made
out of steel or something.
I was there when that wonderful
creature drifted into my life.
And I was there when she drifted out.
It was the most precious
moment of my life.
Did she really choose a
scene about a dead daughter?
- Are you surprised?
- [MISTY] I'm fine!
[CRYING] I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine!
I can jog all the way to Texas and back,
but my daughter can't.
She never could! Oh, God, I'm so mad
This has got to be the
weirdest baby shower ever.
You okay, man?
You seem weird.
[MISTY] All that baby will ever know
is how wonderful his mother
was. He will never know
what she went through for him.
Oh, God. I want to know why!
Why?!
Oh, God, I wish I could understand.
No, no. Mm-mm. No.
It's not supposed to happen
this way. I'm [CRIES]
I was supposed to go first.
I was always supposed to go first.
I don't think I can do this,
I just [INHALES DEEPLY]
I want to hit somebody until they
feel as bad as I do. I just
God, I want to hit them. I want to
I want to hit something!
I want to hit it hard!
[CRYSTAL WHOOPING]
[CHEERING, APPLAUSE]
[APPLAUSE CONTINUES]
[OPTIMISTIC MUSIC]
[SIGHS] Oh, God.
[MENACING MUSIC]
[MOUTHING]
What?
[MOUTHING]
Tell me what you want!
What?
[INDISTINCT P.A. ANNOUNCEMENT]
The tox report came back.
You're clean except for Adderall,
but that's easy to spin.
The cops want to get you
on running the red light,
but street cam footage
will hopefully prove
- the other guy was speeding
- Did you drive here?
- Yeah.
- I need your keys.
- Should you really be driving?
- [LINE RINGING]
[SCOFFS]
Well, we've got a purple
people lead and not much else.
You think they're teammates?
A softball league?
Who knows?
Well, this was a bust.
Thanks for trying.
You-you want a drink before you go?
- I've got Mountain Dew. Tahitian Treat.
- Uh, no.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
The Fanta!
The purple people could've used a
credit card in the vending machine.
- Agent Grey, you are a genius.
- [CHUCKLES]
Uh, let me look into it.
I have certain skills.
Hacking. You can just say it.
Since we're being honest,
do you want to tell me
why you're downvoting
my Adam Martin posts?
It's beginning to tarnish
my impeccable reputation.
If you must know,
I'm friendly with Adam's mother.
Life dealt her a real blow
when Adam became an addict.
To tell you the truth,
he probably took his own
life or OD'd somewhere.
And it would just kill Mrs. Martin
if that information was
out there in the world.
So
I downvoted you
because I wanted to do everything
in my power
to prevent that from happening.
- It's nice of you to do that.
- [MISTY CHUCKLES]
Well, I knew you'd understand.
Given how committed you are to
finding great care for your own mother.
What? Svetlana?
Oh, no, she's not my mother.
What?
Oh, she's just someone I
know who's getting evicted.
Sort of a two birds,
one nursing home situation.
Why would you do that?
I have the cash.
No, no. I-I mean,
why would you do all of that just to
just to meet me?
Maybe I'm just a
bored Moriarty looking for his Sherlock.
[CONTEMPLATIVE MUSIC]
[DOOR CLOSES]
Hi.
How the heck did the van get back?
[SIGHS]
[PHONE BUZZES]
[EXHALES]
Mm.
Powerful work.
Thank you.
[SIGHS]
All right.
Who's next?
Anyone?
[WHISPERS] Anyone?
Natalie?
[NATALIE] What?
No. No, thanks.
I am not going up.
It's important that
we all make an effort to be
present for these exercises.
Come on.
This is a judgment-free zone.
Come on.
[CLEARS THROAT]
[LOTTIE] Wonderful.
All right.
I want you to close your eyes.
And turn your attention inward.
[TAKES DEEP BREATH]
Is there anything in
there that you would like
to process with the group?
[SCOFFS] Fuck no. I'm sorry,
I'm not gonna I can't.
It's all right, it's all right. Please.
Stay here. It's okay.
Lisa, join us.
Come.
Hey.
Lisa, Natalie hurt you
the other day, didn't she?
Right? Tell her how that made you feel.
- Seems gratuitous.
- Natalie, please.
I felt
fear.
- And disappointment.
- Okay.
I thought she knew I
was trying to help her.
- I don't need anybody's help.
- We saved your life!
Sorry, sorry. I'm sorry.
It's all right.
You've told the group before that
you let people walk all over you
instead of expressing your anger.
Instead of feeling it. But
you're feeling it now, aren't you?
Go into that anger.
Explore it.
Honor it.
And if you feel the need
to hurt Natalie back,
I want you to do it.
[BREATH QUIVERING]
[TENSE MUSIC]
[FORK CLANGS ON FLOOR]
I understand.
And I forgive you.
So he doesn't get cold.
Thank you, Lottie.
I love it.
Is this supposed to
be funny or something?
I-I mean
What? No.
Then why would you put that
creepy symbol on a baby blanket?
Or don't you remember how we found it
- all around a dead guy's fucking corpse?
- Yeah, I remember, but
I think he was using it as protection.
He died, Lottie.
Just because you don't understand
something doesn't mean it's evil.
- Give that to me.
- Shauna, don't! It was a gift.
We still don't know exactly what it is.
And doesn't her baby deserve protection?
- Well, I trust Lottie.
- [NATALIE] Oh, yeah, news flash!
- So do I.
- Me, too.
She knows things. We've all seen it.
- [TAISSA] She's not God, you guys.
- No one is saying she is.
Oh, my God, Shauna.
- [GROANS]
- Does somebody have a ?
Hey.
Hey, hey.
[THUDDING]
- [WINGS FLUTTERING]
- [THUDDING]
What the fuck is that?
[MURMURING]
What is that?
Whoa.
[MARI] Holy crap.
Did these guys just suicide on our roof?
[NATALIE] Don't touch them.
They might be diseased.
[MISTY] We know that there's
a lot of iron in the ground,
so maybe it messed with
the birds' navigation.
We should gather its blessings.
["BELLS FOR HER" BY TORI AMOS]
And through the life force and there ♪
Goes her friend ♪
On her Nishiki ♪
It's out of ♪
Time ♪
And through the portal ♪
They can make amends ♪
Hey ♪
Would you say whatever ♪
We're blanket friends ♪
Can't stop what's coming ♪
Can't stop what is ♪
On its way ♪
No.
And through the walls
they made their mudpies ♪
[SHUDDERING] Oh
- No.
- I've got your mind I said, she said ♪
I've your voice ♪
Can't stop what's coming ♪
Can't stop what is on ♪
Its way ♪
[CRYING] What?
Can't stop what's coming ♪
Can't stop what is on ♪
Its way ♪
And now I speak to ♪
[ACOLYTE] Il veut du sang.
What?
- What did you say?
- Are you joining for lunch?
And her eyes, but you are not her ♪
[BUZZING]
And we go at each other ♪
Like ♪
Blankets ♪
Blankets who can't ♪
Find their ♪
Their thread ♪
And their bare ♪
Can't stop ♪
Can't stop ♪