Angry Kid (1999) s02e04 Episode Script

(PHONE RINGING) How do you do? I'm Mandy.
I'm wearing a very flimsy negligee with nothing on underneath.
(SNICKERING) Nice.
Ooh, darling, you sound so big and strong.
- Yeah, yeah, I am.
- Hmm.
I'll do anything you want me to, anything at all.
- Yeah? - Come on, darling, don't be shy.
- Do a burp.
- What? I know, why don't you tell me about yourself? I bet you're big and handsome, innit? Well, I've got a chopper.
Ooh, why don't you get it out and we can play with it, hmm? I bet it's big and hard, ain't it? Yeah, yeah.
It's got a gear knob and all! - Oh, why don't you rub the knob? - Eh? Come on, rub it.
Oh, that feels good.
I'm rubbing, too.
- Oh, yes.
- Have you got a chopper, too, then? Huh? If you like, yes.
Yes, I got a chopper.
- Mine's got a horn.
- Oh, yes, mine, too.
It's so horny.
Yeah, and mine, listen.
Stop messing about! - What, do you want some or what? - Oh, yes.
Now you're talking.
- Now you're talking.
Mmm.
- I mean it.
Bloody mean it.
Yes, I know you do, caller.
Come on, come on, boy.
- Give it to me.
Give it to me hard.
- I am hard! I'm bloody Oh, bet you are.
Oh, yes, I bet you are.
- I'm coming.
Oh, I'm coming.
- Come.
- I've come.
- Come Come around.
I don't care.
(DOORBELL RINGING) Oh, bugger.