Blindspotting (2021) s02e04 Episode Script
By Hook or by Crook
1
♪
Hey, what's up? It's Guapdad.
I don't know how I ended up here,
but I'm pretty sure
I'm about to throw up.
Before I do that, you wouldn't believe
what happened last
week on Blindspotting.
[COUGHS]
- Talkin' 'bout.
- Uh-blah-dow.
I was married in Bali.
Yo, who the fuck are you texting?
Earl?
[JANELLE] Man, fuck that nigga.
Shit, he only text me,
what, twice since he got out?
[JACQUE] Hey, Daddy.
- [TRISH] Cuddie's in too deep.
- [ASHLEY] Yeah.
I need to break them up.
I need to break them up.
[BACHELORETTE] You're just a little sad.
Like, you have a sad face.
I wonder what's wrong.
It's fine. Every everything is fine.
Thank you!
[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS]
[RAPPER] Scam sell, doing well ♪
Pulling up in a truck ♪
I'm a factor in my
city I'm 100 as fuck ♪
Inuyasha, I'm a dog ♪
I'm a pit, you a pug ♪
I'ma always have bitches
'cause I'm funny as fuck ♪
These are triple S Balenciagas ♪
They looking funky though ♪
I like 'em slim thick my brother ♪
He like them funky hos ♪
[TRISH] Okay, shit, y'all, we are here!
- [ASHLEY] Ooh.
- [JANELLE] Yeah.
- [TRISH] Hey.
- [EARL] Ooh.
[ASHLEY] Whew, hey.
Dang, y'all, I haven't been
to the boardwalk in hella long.
Yo, we gotta hit that Giant Dipper.
I don't think I've been
here since I was, like, six.
Yo, Ash, you hear something?
It sounded like our
long lost friend Earl,
but apparently, that
dude's been out of jail
for hella long and
just been ghosting us.
- Okay.
- Nelle, let's just ease into this.
- You know what I'm saying?
- [EARL] No.
I mean, Ashley invited
me. Trish said it was cool.
Oh, and did y'all know that
he allegedly has a girlfriend
we ain't never met?
June got tickets to see Kehlani,
so she went to see Kehlani.
Oh. Oh, okay. I see.
So if your new girlfriend
isn't available
- Ah, ew, ew, ew, ew.
- Nelle!
- Chill. That shit's not cute.
- Chill.
Not cute.
- Hey.
- [JANELLE] Don't.
- How come Jacque didn't come?
- Oh.
Um, you know, she introducing Cuddie
to her family at their Halloween party,
and then we will never see him again.
Oh, why do you say it like that?
I may have told Jacque's cousins
Nump and P-Lo to give Cuddie
some disastrous costume advice.
Okay! [LAUGHS]
Who is ready for Fright
Night? Am I right?
Trish, what are you doing?
Um, oh, I'm about to use
my patent Trish and Jacque move.
Okay, what move is that?
Duh, pretend to be blind
so you get a disabled pass
and cut the front of the line.
[ALL] No!
- Trish!
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
- Now you done gone too far.
- Boo.
- No, Trish.
- Fuck y'all.
Trish, you can't walk like that!
[TRISH] Fuck y'all.
[JANELLE] The ancestors
is watching, Trish!
[EARL] We should have to walk like that.
- We all have to
- [ASHLEY] God.
[EARL] Wait, guys, help.
[ASHLEY] Are you fucking kidding me?
I don't want no part in this.
[RAPPER] Your style's
fucking pitiful ♪
I'm a pit bull with no leash ♪
Call the police ♪
I think that MC host
shit is weak as fuck ♪
Please button up and have a seat ♪
You'd think I had
chainsawed my face off ♪
Replaced face with
another chain saw ♪
Had guard on now that guard off ♪
I'm like, "Hey, everybody
I should take off" ♪
Like gone off to see you bad ♪
Look at my Tagalog queen. Damn!
- And what are you?
- Oh, me?
[CHUCKLES]
Blah-dow! Pirate.
- I'm here for that booty.
- [JACQUE] Oh, fuck.
Okay, no, no, no. Maybe we
should just go somewhere else.
You-you don't want to go
in there dressed like that.
Uh come on, babe.
- Is this about meeting your parents?
- No.
- Or is this a Filipino thing?
- No.
'Cause, honestly, I'm hella nervous
about meeting your pops,
so I-I did a lot of research,
and I talked to your cousin Nump
Ugh, no!
and there's nowhere
where I ever read
there being any beef between pirates
and the Filipino community.
I mean, of course,
unless you count Hook.
Like, that's straight funk.
Uh-huh.
Because Rufio.
He Filipino.
Did you know that?
[SIGHS] I did.
I do.
And you're not a pirate.
You make a cute musketeer.
[CHUCKLES] I'm a pirate.
Mm-mmm, no, you're a
musketeer tonight, okay?
Let's just get these buttoned up, okay?
- Okay, fine. Let's go inside.
- Okay.
But don't take your coat off,
no matter what.
Okay.
- [THUMP]
- [CUDDIE] Oh.
- I got you.
- Cool. Thanks, babe.
Thank you. Hey, Mom.
- Hi.
- Hey, Jacque. Mwah.
- This is Cuddie.
- Hi. Nice to meet you.
Tall. Nice to meet you too.
- Dad's in the back.
- Okay, thanks.
- Ooh, you did that one, huh?
- I did.
See, that feel like a nice precursor
to your trappy mermaid saga.
[JACQUE] It is.
[CUDDIE] Oh, is that your dad?
[DRAMATIC FANTASY MUSIC PLAYS]
[LOST BOYS CROWING]
[LOST BOYS] Bangarang,
bangarang, bangarang!
Stop!
For real?
- Jacque, is your daddy
- No, no, don't say it!
- Rufio
- No!
[TRISH] Okay, y'all.
[GASPS]
Blow!
With this, I can take up to three guests
to the front of every line.
Oh, my God. Y'all,
this is so wrong, okay?
Why we didn't just get fast passes?
- 'Cause they $300 each.
- Ugh, ugh.
Okay, why y'all making
such a big deal out of this?
It is a life hack, okay?
Look, y'all don't ever use
the big handicap stall in the bathroom?
- Really?
- No.
Really? Okay.
Well, this is the same thing, okay?
The same exact thing. Who does it hurt?
[JANELLE] For starters,
it's offensive to disabled people.
Girl, it's Halloween.
Everybody is being offensive today.
Ooh, look, look, look, see?
She is cosplaying being a sex worker,
and you don't see me
throwing a fucking fit!
Oh, my gosh, Trish,
could you please just lose
the fucking stick, okay?
They have to cut to
the front of the line
because they're really disabled, okay?
Uh, Nelle, say "differently abled."
Uh, okay, wait, wait, hold
up, hold up, hold up, okay.
Aren't you pretending
to be Catholic right now?
- Hmm?
- What?
You a Buddhist, nigga.
I'm paying homage to
Deloris Van Cartier.
And I'm paying homage
to fucking blind people.
- No.
- Uh
Nigga, you are not blind.
And you are not Deloris.
[RAPPER] I could fight
like Kun Li with my all that ♪
[JACQUE] Be cool.
[CUDDIE] How could you not
tell me your daddy is Rufio?
[JACQUE] How has it not come up
that you're this obsessed with Hook?
It was one of my favorite
movies growing up.
Look, I am not emotionally equipped
for this moment right now.
It's okay. Come on.
Hey, Dad, look who's here.
It's my boyfriend, who
you promised to be nice to.
[CUDDIE] Mr. Basco, it's
a pleasure to meet you.
Ooh.
You are tall, man. Real tall.
Well, you know, I know
everything about you
from watching your
from watching Jacque
just talk about you so much,
about what a great swords
- Dad-dad and father you are.
- Be cool.
[DANTE] My daughter
says you're a banker.
I mean, what's that like?
[CUDDIE] Uh, you know, it's real cool.
You know, I-I work in a bank bank.
I count money, collect debt,
sail the high seas of finance,
but-but not like a pirate.
- [JACQUE] Oh, God.
- [GUEST] Huh?
[GUEST] Hey, who just said pirate?
- Oh, my God.
- [CUDDIE] Oh, nah, nah, nah.
I said, "Not a pirate."
[RAPPER] I playing
credit roulette, hey ♪
I don't really have
no time for stank hos ♪
I just really want to
get a bankroll, bankroll ♪
In the club I just
might change clubs ♪
Ooh. [SIGHS]
Shit. It's a long way down.
Who the fuck are you texting?
- It's none of your business.
- What you saying?
What you sending? You
sending some pictures?
Can you mind your own
business? Back up, Smash.
'Cause if we fall, I'ma kick your ass.
- Stop.
- Ow.
I was gonna wait to tell you this,
but, um I'm talking to Mustafa again.
Mustafa Mustafa? Like, Bali Mustafa?
- Mm-hmm.
- Ooh, child. Oh, no.
So is-is June your new girlfriend?
I don't know, girlfriend
is, like, a tough thing
- for me to define, you know?
- Mm, yeah.
Pshh. [SIGHS]
- I heard that.
- [JANELLE] Don't do that.
- Don't do that.
- [ASHLEY] Nelle.
You said that he didn't
double down for you.
Okay, well, you and Miles are not
the only tragic love story, Ash, okay?
'Cause I been married
to a motherfucker too,
and you don't know what it was like.
[GROANS]
- Are you dating somebody?
- [SIGHS]
It's tragic, Earl.
My heart is telling me
I'm in love with Jacque.
- The fuck?
- [EARL] Mm.
And she's with Cuddie.
Okay, well, fine. Fine.
I am so happy for you, Nelle.
Everybody, I'm so happy
for my friend Nelle look.
Okay, now you being a fucking jerk.
- Look, I'm smiling.
- Okay.
My best fucking friend
is moving back to Bali!
Wow, I didn't even say
that I was going back to
you know what, fine.
Bet, Ash. You got it. Never mind.
Wait, I lightweight thought
you already were with Jacque.
And niggas thought you was with Janelle.
Oh, no, she mad at me
because I didn't keep in
contact when I got sent back.
[TRISH] Hmm.
Which, like, I get it, but sometimes
going there just
complicates shit out here.
And no disrespect to y'all.
It's just, some shit,
y'all just can't understand about that.
Mm.
But that doesn't mean
I don't care about her, you know?
Nice monologue, brother.
You gonna tell her that?
I'm just saying, it seems unhealthy.
[JANELLE SCOFFS] Tss.
Well, I don't think that healthy
is your area of expertise lately.
You gonna tell Jacque
you in love with her?
I mean, I don't need to
tell that girl nothing,
because once her and Cuddie are done,
the wifedom is back.
Ooh, that reminds me.
I need to text P-Lo.
[P-LO] Same squad,
same squad, same squad ♪
Drop-top coupe dodge raindrops ♪
Big bag plays on FaceTime ♪
[PHONE CHIMES]
Same squad, same
squad, same squad ♪
-
- Cross move quick like AI ♪
-
- Chain shine bright like daytime ♪
-
- Stack big bread like waist high ♪
Uh, I don't do lames ♪
Little bitch watch
out like 2 Chainz ♪
Uh, I done swerved in a new lane ♪
Oh
- [RECORD SCRATCHES]
- [ALL GASP]
Pirate!
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
- What?
- Ah, hell nah!
You been a pirate this whole time?
We been gigging with you.
Is nothing sacred?
I know how this looks!
Can we please not do this?
You a pirate, pare! We kill pirates!
[SIGHS] Oh, every fucking time!
Whenever I bring a boy
home, my dad challenges him
to a sword fight,
and when you lose,
it means you're a pirate forever.
♪
All I ever wanted to be was a Lost Boy.
But can he fight? Can he fly?
Can he [CROWS]
[ALL CROW]
Babe, don't worry. I was born for this.
I got hands.
I am fly.
I can't crow
but I can "Yee!"
[ALL] Yee!
♪
[ALL] Ooh!
- Ha!
- [BOTH GRUNTING]
[DRAMATIC MUSICAL FLOURISH]
[TOGETHER] "Cheese
Palace's Cheese Chalice.
Complete the Goblet
of Cheese Challenge."
What the fuck is a goblet of cheese?
Fuck around and find out.
[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS]
Yo, this is delicious.
There's gotta be, like, ten
different high-end cheeses
in this fondue.
That sound disgusting.
Yo, we should get on the giant teacups.
[TRISH] A'ight, let me
get my blind stick ready.
[JANELLE] No, Ash, back me up here.
Well, I'm all about gaming the system.
If you can make life
a little bit easier,
do that shit.
Period, my nigga.
Who does it hurt?
Well, can you just at
least get rid of the cane?
Fine, Nelle, yes, I'll
get rid of the cane
and just feel around, but, you know,
this is me and Jacque's tradition,
and I don't see nothing wrong with it.
- Damn, that's a good goblet.
- [EARL] Mm-hmm.
Okay, y'all are really
hyping it. Let me try it.
I'ma try it. Let's see.
'Cause it look disgusting.
Don't knock it till you you know?
[SLURPING]
[CASHIER] Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
[SLURPS] Oh.
- Oh, that shit good.
- [EARL] Right. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
[JANELLE] Oh, that's
good, Earl. Mm-hmm.
[WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS]
[DANTE YELLING]
[BOTH GRUNTING]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
♪
[CROWS]
[ALL CROWING]
[PARKGOERS SCREAMING]
[LAUGHS] Hey, see, y'all?
That line was a 45-minute wait,
and we walked right in, okay?
You're welcome.
I don't know, y'all.
Like, I-I'm hella scared
of haunted houses, okay?
I've been to prison.
This for sure not scary.
Which door are we taking, y'all?
[EARL] Mm
this one?
Okay, well, you know,
as long as we all stay
together, you know?
Uh-huh. Yeah, girl. We right there.
[JANELLE] Safety in numbers now.
[TRISH] Mmm.
Let's hit the other one.
We gonna let them work that one out.
[CHORTLES]
[JANELLE] Ashley? Trish?
- [EARL GULPING]
- Shit. I think they got 'em.
See? Fuck, Earl!
This is we are not supposed
to get separated, okay?
And this is what we get for
posing as fucking disabled.
Differently abled.
- [SKELETON] Boo!
- [SCREAMS] Oh, God!
[CACKLING]
- [DANTE AND CUDDIE GRUNTING]
- [SPATULAS CLANGING]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
♪
- [CUDDIE] Ah!
- [DANTE] Ah!
[BOTH GRUNTING]
[SCREAMS]
[CUDDIE] Whoa!
Why didn't you just go
to Jacque's tonight, huh?
We could've came here another night.
Ugh, because her family
has this Halloween party
every year, and she wanted
to take Cuddie alone.
Oh, okay, so you just invited us
to make her jealous,
because y'all used to
come here all the time?
That's cool. That's fine.
Ashley, yes.
And also, fuck Cuddie,
because I am the one
who usually goes to those
fucking family gatherings, yo.
Groundhog's Day. Veteran's Day.
We used to be getting
hype for Cinco de Mayo,
'cause you know they
basically some Mexicans.
Why don't you just tell
her how you feel, okay?
Stop scheming, nigga,
and just be honest.
[SKELETON] Boo!
[BOTH] Boo.
What was that?
[GUAPDAD] Oh.
How you ladies doing?
Y'all like hip-hop?
- [TRISH] Oh, shit!
- [ASHLEY] Oh! No!
Blasphemy, nigga! In
the name of mixtape!
That shit sucks. Go, go, go, go!
[JANELLE] So you and June, huh?
- [ROARS]
- [SCREAMS]
I mean, yeah, we were
together at high school,
and then we reconnected, and yeah.
It's been really good.
[JANELLE] I mean, we just didn't know
what the hell had happened to you,
and you cut us off like we
didn't matter to you, so
- [GROWLS]
- [SCREAMS]
All right, it's
I just retreat to what I can control.
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYS]
I'm sorry, though.
I'm not trying to hurt y'all or nothing.
I guess I'm sorry too. I
Like, I didn't know, you know? So
- I just [CHUCKLES]
- [VOICE CHORTLING DISTANTLY]
Fuck it. Like, I missed you.
[DISTANT SCREAM]
No, like, you're important to me.
You're important to me too.
[DISTANT SCREAMING CONTINUES]
Can we, like
[EARL] Like, hug it out? Yeah, sure.
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
[ZOMBIE ACTOR MOANING]
[WHISPERING] No, no, no, no, no.
[ZOMBIE GROANS]
I'm really glad you're okay.
Well, I'm getting there.
- [PHONE CHIMES]
- Oh.
[DISTANT PROLONGED SCREAM]
Yo, who is Mustafa?
- [TEXT WHOOSHES]
- It's my ex-husband.
What?
[JANELLE] I never mentioned that?
[LAUGHTER]
- Oh!
- Oh, God damn.
I hate fucking clowns.
Eh, no, you don't, 'cause
you fucking with my brother.
[CHUCKLES] You funny.
[BOTH LAUGH]
[CRAZED LAUGHTER]
- [METAL SLAMS]
- [BOTH SCREAMING]
- [CLOWN CACKLING]
- [SCREAMING CONTINUES]
- [GROWLS]
- [BOTH SCREAMING]
- You!
- Damn, nigga!
[GUAPDAD] Hey, yo, chill, chill.
Look, look, look, look, look.
My name Guapdad.
This my new mixtape, Scamboy Color.
Yeah. Look, you been dodging it.
Go ahead, take that, and it's all slaps.
I promise you I'm finna be
one of the biggest niggas of all time.
Like, hella big, at the Grammys,
15-foot-long do-rag dragging
on these motherfuckers,
letting these bitches
know I'm that nigga.
Uh, but why?
Are you making eye contact with me?
Girl, you're pretending
to be a blind nun?
Ah, nigga, you got me.
Okay, I'm just trying to
get to the front of the line.
Who does it hurt?
You, 'cause you don't even
need to be blind to do that.
Why?
Neither of y'all got ADD?
Okay, okay, Janelle, here you go, bitch.
I've just been informed
of some interesting news.
The boardwalk's website
says, "Our disability program
"grants guests with
qualified impairments
special access to our parks."
What are the impairments?
"ADHD, bipolar disorder,
depression, anxiety,
and PTSD are all accommodated."
Bitch, we only need one
person with disabilities,
and we have three.
Yes, yes, because I
do I do have ADHD.
Earl has PTSD.
You can't say that. I can say that.
You can't say that, though.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
[CHUCKLES] Brother, you're triggered.
And Ashley Ashley's depressed.
- I am not depressed.
- I'm not triggered.
And I'm not depressed.
[TRISH] Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Can we please, please cut in front
of some of these lines?
Or do you have any more
objections, Janelle?
I was just speaking up
for real disabled people.
- No.
- [TRISH AND ASHLEY] No.
- [EARL] No. No, no, no, no, no.
- Oh, ooh.
So now mental health isn't real?
- I never said that.
- Damn, Nelle.
I ain't know you was gonna
be a bigot for Halloween.
Whoa! Okay, y'all really
reaching now, okay?
'Cause that's not what I
meant. What-what I mean
- what I was trying to say
- [STOMACH GURGLING]
Aw, fuck. You know what? I'm not
I'm not really thinking straight
'cause, you know,
something for real is wrong
- with my stomach.
- [STOMACH GURGLES]
Earl, what the fuck is
in this goblet of cheese?
Oh, in the cheese
chalice? Cheese, nigga.
[CHUCKLES]
I gots to go.
She trippin'.
This is literally the best drink food
I have ever had.
Move, bitch, get out the way! Shit!
Don't fucking judge
me. Shit, I gotta go!
Hey! Hey, yo!
- Hey! Hey, come on!
- [PERSON RETCHING]
Shit, I got the bubble guts!
Shit!
Fuck you, fucking piece of sh
♪
[STOMACH GURGLING]
- Who does it hurt?
- [PERSON] That's so wrong.
[DRAMATIC FANTASY MUSIC PLAYS]
[BOTH GRUNTING]
- [CUDDIE] Ahh!
- Catch!
Aha!
- Oh!
- [CROWD] Ooh!
[WHEEZES]
[ALL] Bangarang, bangarang, bangarang!
- Do you yield, pirate?
- Kill the pirate!
[ALL] Kill the pirate!
I'm not a pirate! I'm just a banker!
Kill the banker!
[ALL] Kill the banker!
Do you yield?
I I
Damn it, Dad, stop it!
I don't care about
this stupid test, okay?
I get to choose who I'm with.
Babe, are you okay?
Babe, what hurts the most
is, you the best damn thing
that ever happened to me.
And now we'll never be together.
- [SPEAKING TAGALOG]
-
[SIGHS]
Look. Look!
My daughter is a brilliant artist
and a successful businesswoman.
I just want to make sure
whoever she's with is worthy.
And you clearly mean a lot to Jacque.
You know, she's never actually fought
for any other guy.
Plus you're a banker,
and, uh, if you two
eventually have children,
you'll raise the average height
of this family by at least two feet.
I'd say that's upward
mobility in two ways.
You mean
You're a Lost Boy, baby.
[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS]
♪
[CROWS]
[CROWS]
[ALL CROWING]
I'm a Lost Boy! I'm a fucking Lost Boy!
[SOBS]
[ANNOUNCER] Attention, the park will be
closing in ten minutes.
- [SQUEALS]
- Trish, hold up!
Oh, uh, I'm sorry. Ha.
We're doing the last ride,
and uh, there's people ahead of you.
Oh, oh, oh, yo, it's cool
'cause we are differently disabled.
Oh.
I have ADHD, he got PTSD, she is
- I'm a hypocrite.
- [TRISH] Mm-hmm.
And she's depressed.
Okay, yeah, I-I see it.
- [SCOFFS]
- [ATTENDANT] Get on.
Oh, I'll take your-your bags.
Oh, all right, hang on.
[ATTENDANT] Appreciate it.
Oh, you're gonna have
to rack your goblet, sir.
Oh. Okay. Oh, yeah. Right.
Rack it, Earl. Rack it.
Let's go. Giant Dipper.
Fuck it. I'll just chug it.
Hey, bitch.
Hey.
Look where I am at.
Bitch, I am at the Giant Dipper.
Back on my Trish and Jacque blind trick.
[LAUGHS] Throwback!
The old days.
Wait, we probably
shouldn't do that anymore.
- It's kinda mean.
- Huh.
Oh, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. You right.
- [ALL SINGING "DAHIL SA IYO"]
- Hey, check this out, girl.
[ALL SINGING IN TAGALOG]
[JACQUE] We really missed you this year.
Hey!
They knighted me a Lost Boy!
[LAUGHS]
Cool, dude.
[ALL SINGING IN TAGALOG]
- All right, bye, girl.
- Bye.
Gotta go. Love you.
[ALL SINGING IN TAGALOG]
♪
Cuddied again.
I did it. I'm the King of Cheese.
[CHUCKLES] Everyone, the King of Cheese!
[TRUMPET FANFARE PLAYS]
[ANNOUNCER] Huzzah, huzzah!
The King of Cheese Chalice
Cheese Challenge conquers all.
Huzzah, huzzah! Huzzah, huzzah!
Thank you. You may arise, all of you.
- Time for my ride.
- [JANELLE] Yes, come on, Earl.
- Shit.
- [EARL] Thank you, my liege.
Your highness. Sit down.
- Ah, noble steed.
- Here we go.
[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS]
All right, y'all! Here we go!
- Whoo!
- Oh, my God.
My heart is going crazy. Oh, shit!
Oh, shit! Ooh!
Hey, y'all, hey, I fucking love y'all.
I love y'all so much.
Thank you for inviting me.
I love
I forgot how much I
love roller coasters.
I love roller coasters! Oh, my God.
- It's gonna be great.
- Yes, it's gonna be awesome.
- It's gonna be great.
- Here we go, shit!
Hey, I'm the King of Ch
- I'm the King of Cheese!
- Oh, shit!
[RIDERS SCREAMING]
["DAHIL SA IYO" PLAYING]
[SINGER SINGING IN TAGALOG]
♪
[EARL AND JANELLE CONTINUE
WHOOPING, LAUGHING]
[SINGING IN TAGALOG CONTINUES]
♪
Let's go!
Oh, man!
This shit hella fun!
- Oh, my goodness.
- Oh, my God.
Whew. Shit.
Oh, I'm glad I went to the bathroom
before we got on this shit, Earl.
Whew.
Father forgive me, for I have had fun.
[BOTH LAUGH]
You really think I'm depressed?
- [WHISPERING] Girlfriend is trippin'.
- Yeah.
[MELODY CONTINUES]
♪
[SINGING IN TAGALOG]
♪
♪
Hey, what's up? It's Guapdad.
I don't know how I ended up here,
but I'm pretty sure
I'm about to throw up.
Before I do that, you wouldn't believe
what happened last
week on Blindspotting.
[COUGHS]
- Talkin' 'bout.
- Uh-blah-dow.
I was married in Bali.
Yo, who the fuck are you texting?
Earl?
[JANELLE] Man, fuck that nigga.
Shit, he only text me,
what, twice since he got out?
[JACQUE] Hey, Daddy.
- [TRISH] Cuddie's in too deep.
- [ASHLEY] Yeah.
I need to break them up.
I need to break them up.
[BACHELORETTE] You're just a little sad.
Like, you have a sad face.
I wonder what's wrong.
It's fine. Every everything is fine.
Thank you!
[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS]
[RAPPER] Scam sell, doing well ♪
Pulling up in a truck ♪
I'm a factor in my
city I'm 100 as fuck ♪
Inuyasha, I'm a dog ♪
I'm a pit, you a pug ♪
I'ma always have bitches
'cause I'm funny as fuck ♪
These are triple S Balenciagas ♪
They looking funky though ♪
I like 'em slim thick my brother ♪
He like them funky hos ♪
[TRISH] Okay, shit, y'all, we are here!
- [ASHLEY] Ooh.
- [JANELLE] Yeah.
- [TRISH] Hey.
- [EARL] Ooh.
[ASHLEY] Whew, hey.
Dang, y'all, I haven't been
to the boardwalk in hella long.
Yo, we gotta hit that Giant Dipper.
I don't think I've been
here since I was, like, six.
Yo, Ash, you hear something?
It sounded like our
long lost friend Earl,
but apparently, that
dude's been out of jail
for hella long and
just been ghosting us.
- Okay.
- Nelle, let's just ease into this.
- You know what I'm saying?
- [EARL] No.
I mean, Ashley invited
me. Trish said it was cool.
Oh, and did y'all know that
he allegedly has a girlfriend
we ain't never met?
June got tickets to see Kehlani,
so she went to see Kehlani.
Oh. Oh, okay. I see.
So if your new girlfriend
isn't available
- Ah, ew, ew, ew, ew.
- Nelle!
- Chill. That shit's not cute.
- Chill.
Not cute.
- Hey.
- [JANELLE] Don't.
- How come Jacque didn't come?
- Oh.
Um, you know, she introducing Cuddie
to her family at their Halloween party,
and then we will never see him again.
Oh, why do you say it like that?
I may have told Jacque's cousins
Nump and P-Lo to give Cuddie
some disastrous costume advice.
Okay! [LAUGHS]
Who is ready for Fright
Night? Am I right?
Trish, what are you doing?
Um, oh, I'm about to use
my patent Trish and Jacque move.
Okay, what move is that?
Duh, pretend to be blind
so you get a disabled pass
and cut the front of the line.
[ALL] No!
- Trish!
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
- Now you done gone too far.
- Boo.
- No, Trish.
- Fuck y'all.
Trish, you can't walk like that!
[TRISH] Fuck y'all.
[JANELLE] The ancestors
is watching, Trish!
[EARL] We should have to walk like that.
- We all have to
- [ASHLEY] God.
[EARL] Wait, guys, help.
[ASHLEY] Are you fucking kidding me?
I don't want no part in this.
[RAPPER] Your style's
fucking pitiful ♪
I'm a pit bull with no leash ♪
Call the police ♪
I think that MC host
shit is weak as fuck ♪
Please button up and have a seat ♪
You'd think I had
chainsawed my face off ♪
Replaced face with
another chain saw ♪
Had guard on now that guard off ♪
I'm like, "Hey, everybody
I should take off" ♪
Like gone off to see you bad ♪
Look at my Tagalog queen. Damn!
- And what are you?
- Oh, me?
[CHUCKLES]
Blah-dow! Pirate.
- I'm here for that booty.
- [JACQUE] Oh, fuck.
Okay, no, no, no. Maybe we
should just go somewhere else.
You-you don't want to go
in there dressed like that.
Uh come on, babe.
- Is this about meeting your parents?
- No.
- Or is this a Filipino thing?
- No.
'Cause, honestly, I'm hella nervous
about meeting your pops,
so I-I did a lot of research,
and I talked to your cousin Nump
Ugh, no!
and there's nowhere
where I ever read
there being any beef between pirates
and the Filipino community.
I mean, of course,
unless you count Hook.
Like, that's straight funk.
Uh-huh.
Because Rufio.
He Filipino.
Did you know that?
[SIGHS] I did.
I do.
And you're not a pirate.
You make a cute musketeer.
[CHUCKLES] I'm a pirate.
Mm-mmm, no, you're a
musketeer tonight, okay?
Let's just get these buttoned up, okay?
- Okay, fine. Let's go inside.
- Okay.
But don't take your coat off,
no matter what.
Okay.
- [THUMP]
- [CUDDIE] Oh.
- I got you.
- Cool. Thanks, babe.
Thank you. Hey, Mom.
- Hi.
- Hey, Jacque. Mwah.
- This is Cuddie.
- Hi. Nice to meet you.
Tall. Nice to meet you too.
- Dad's in the back.
- Okay, thanks.
- Ooh, you did that one, huh?
- I did.
See, that feel like a nice precursor
to your trappy mermaid saga.
[JACQUE] It is.
[CUDDIE] Oh, is that your dad?
[DRAMATIC FANTASY MUSIC PLAYS]
[LOST BOYS CROWING]
[LOST BOYS] Bangarang,
bangarang, bangarang!
Stop!
For real?
- Jacque, is your daddy
- No, no, don't say it!
- Rufio
- No!
[TRISH] Okay, y'all.
[GASPS]
Blow!
With this, I can take up to three guests
to the front of every line.
Oh, my God. Y'all,
this is so wrong, okay?
Why we didn't just get fast passes?
- 'Cause they $300 each.
- Ugh, ugh.
Okay, why y'all making
such a big deal out of this?
It is a life hack, okay?
Look, y'all don't ever use
the big handicap stall in the bathroom?
- Really?
- No.
Really? Okay.
Well, this is the same thing, okay?
The same exact thing. Who does it hurt?
[JANELLE] For starters,
it's offensive to disabled people.
Girl, it's Halloween.
Everybody is being offensive today.
Ooh, look, look, look, see?
She is cosplaying being a sex worker,
and you don't see me
throwing a fucking fit!
Oh, my gosh, Trish,
could you please just lose
the fucking stick, okay?
They have to cut to
the front of the line
because they're really disabled, okay?
Uh, Nelle, say "differently abled."
Uh, okay, wait, wait, hold
up, hold up, hold up, okay.
Aren't you pretending
to be Catholic right now?
- Hmm?
- What?
You a Buddhist, nigga.
I'm paying homage to
Deloris Van Cartier.
And I'm paying homage
to fucking blind people.
- No.
- Uh
Nigga, you are not blind.
And you are not Deloris.
[RAPPER] I could fight
like Kun Li with my all that ♪
[JACQUE] Be cool.
[CUDDIE] How could you not
tell me your daddy is Rufio?
[JACQUE] How has it not come up
that you're this obsessed with Hook?
It was one of my favorite
movies growing up.
Look, I am not emotionally equipped
for this moment right now.
It's okay. Come on.
Hey, Dad, look who's here.
It's my boyfriend, who
you promised to be nice to.
[CUDDIE] Mr. Basco, it's
a pleasure to meet you.
Ooh.
You are tall, man. Real tall.
Well, you know, I know
everything about you
from watching your
from watching Jacque
just talk about you so much,
about what a great swords
- Dad-dad and father you are.
- Be cool.
[DANTE] My daughter
says you're a banker.
I mean, what's that like?
[CUDDIE] Uh, you know, it's real cool.
You know, I-I work in a bank bank.
I count money, collect debt,
sail the high seas of finance,
but-but not like a pirate.
- [JACQUE] Oh, God.
- [GUEST] Huh?
[GUEST] Hey, who just said pirate?
- Oh, my God.
- [CUDDIE] Oh, nah, nah, nah.
I said, "Not a pirate."
[RAPPER] I playing
credit roulette, hey ♪
I don't really have
no time for stank hos ♪
I just really want to
get a bankroll, bankroll ♪
In the club I just
might change clubs ♪
Ooh. [SIGHS]
Shit. It's a long way down.
Who the fuck are you texting?
- It's none of your business.
- What you saying?
What you sending? You
sending some pictures?
Can you mind your own
business? Back up, Smash.
'Cause if we fall, I'ma kick your ass.
- Stop.
- Ow.
I was gonna wait to tell you this,
but, um I'm talking to Mustafa again.
Mustafa Mustafa? Like, Bali Mustafa?
- Mm-hmm.
- Ooh, child. Oh, no.
So is-is June your new girlfriend?
I don't know, girlfriend
is, like, a tough thing
- for me to define, you know?
- Mm, yeah.
Pshh. [SIGHS]
- I heard that.
- [JANELLE] Don't do that.
- Don't do that.
- [ASHLEY] Nelle.
You said that he didn't
double down for you.
Okay, well, you and Miles are not
the only tragic love story, Ash, okay?
'Cause I been married
to a motherfucker too,
and you don't know what it was like.
[GROANS]
- Are you dating somebody?
- [SIGHS]
It's tragic, Earl.
My heart is telling me
I'm in love with Jacque.
- The fuck?
- [EARL] Mm.
And she's with Cuddie.
Okay, well, fine. Fine.
I am so happy for you, Nelle.
Everybody, I'm so happy
for my friend Nelle look.
Okay, now you being a fucking jerk.
- Look, I'm smiling.
- Okay.
My best fucking friend
is moving back to Bali!
Wow, I didn't even say
that I was going back to
you know what, fine.
Bet, Ash. You got it. Never mind.
Wait, I lightweight thought
you already were with Jacque.
And niggas thought you was with Janelle.
Oh, no, she mad at me
because I didn't keep in
contact when I got sent back.
[TRISH] Hmm.
Which, like, I get it, but sometimes
going there just
complicates shit out here.
And no disrespect to y'all.
It's just, some shit,
y'all just can't understand about that.
Mm.
But that doesn't mean
I don't care about her, you know?
Nice monologue, brother.
You gonna tell her that?
I'm just saying, it seems unhealthy.
[JANELLE SCOFFS] Tss.
Well, I don't think that healthy
is your area of expertise lately.
You gonna tell Jacque
you in love with her?
I mean, I don't need to
tell that girl nothing,
because once her and Cuddie are done,
the wifedom is back.
Ooh, that reminds me.
I need to text P-Lo.
[P-LO] Same squad,
same squad, same squad ♪
Drop-top coupe dodge raindrops ♪
Big bag plays on FaceTime ♪
[PHONE CHIMES]
Same squad, same
squad, same squad ♪
-
- Cross move quick like AI ♪
-
- Chain shine bright like daytime ♪
-
- Stack big bread like waist high ♪
Uh, I don't do lames ♪
Little bitch watch
out like 2 Chainz ♪
Uh, I done swerved in a new lane ♪
Oh
- [RECORD SCRATCHES]
- [ALL GASP]
Pirate!
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
- What?
- Ah, hell nah!
You been a pirate this whole time?
We been gigging with you.
Is nothing sacred?
I know how this looks!
Can we please not do this?
You a pirate, pare! We kill pirates!
[SIGHS] Oh, every fucking time!
Whenever I bring a boy
home, my dad challenges him
to a sword fight,
and when you lose,
it means you're a pirate forever.
♪
All I ever wanted to be was a Lost Boy.
But can he fight? Can he fly?
Can he [CROWS]
[ALL CROW]
Babe, don't worry. I was born for this.
I got hands.
I am fly.
I can't crow
but I can "Yee!"
[ALL] Yee!
♪
[ALL] Ooh!
- Ha!
- [BOTH GRUNTING]
[DRAMATIC MUSICAL FLOURISH]
[TOGETHER] "Cheese
Palace's Cheese Chalice.
Complete the Goblet
of Cheese Challenge."
What the fuck is a goblet of cheese?
Fuck around and find out.
[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS]
Yo, this is delicious.
There's gotta be, like, ten
different high-end cheeses
in this fondue.
That sound disgusting.
Yo, we should get on the giant teacups.
[TRISH] A'ight, let me
get my blind stick ready.
[JANELLE] No, Ash, back me up here.
Well, I'm all about gaming the system.
If you can make life
a little bit easier,
do that shit.
Period, my nigga.
Who does it hurt?
Well, can you just at
least get rid of the cane?
Fine, Nelle, yes, I'll
get rid of the cane
and just feel around, but, you know,
this is me and Jacque's tradition,
and I don't see nothing wrong with it.
- Damn, that's a good goblet.
- [EARL] Mm-hmm.
Okay, y'all are really
hyping it. Let me try it.
I'ma try it. Let's see.
'Cause it look disgusting.
Don't knock it till you you know?
[SLURPING]
[CASHIER] Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
[SLURPS] Oh.
- Oh, that shit good.
- [EARL] Right. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
[JANELLE] Oh, that's
good, Earl. Mm-hmm.
[WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS]
[DANTE YELLING]
[BOTH GRUNTING]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
♪
[CROWS]
[ALL CROWING]
[PARKGOERS SCREAMING]
[LAUGHS] Hey, see, y'all?
That line was a 45-minute wait,
and we walked right in, okay?
You're welcome.
I don't know, y'all.
Like, I-I'm hella scared
of haunted houses, okay?
I've been to prison.
This for sure not scary.
Which door are we taking, y'all?
[EARL] Mm
this one?
Okay, well, you know,
as long as we all stay
together, you know?
Uh-huh. Yeah, girl. We right there.
[JANELLE] Safety in numbers now.
[TRISH] Mmm.
Let's hit the other one.
We gonna let them work that one out.
[CHORTLES]
[JANELLE] Ashley? Trish?
- [EARL GULPING]
- Shit. I think they got 'em.
See? Fuck, Earl!
This is we are not supposed
to get separated, okay?
And this is what we get for
posing as fucking disabled.
Differently abled.
- [SKELETON] Boo!
- [SCREAMS] Oh, God!
[CACKLING]
- [DANTE AND CUDDIE GRUNTING]
- [SPATULAS CLANGING]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
♪
- [CUDDIE] Ah!
- [DANTE] Ah!
[BOTH GRUNTING]
[SCREAMS]
[CUDDIE] Whoa!
Why didn't you just go
to Jacque's tonight, huh?
We could've came here another night.
Ugh, because her family
has this Halloween party
every year, and she wanted
to take Cuddie alone.
Oh, okay, so you just invited us
to make her jealous,
because y'all used to
come here all the time?
That's cool. That's fine.
Ashley, yes.
And also, fuck Cuddie,
because I am the one
who usually goes to those
fucking family gatherings, yo.
Groundhog's Day. Veteran's Day.
We used to be getting
hype for Cinco de Mayo,
'cause you know they
basically some Mexicans.
Why don't you just tell
her how you feel, okay?
Stop scheming, nigga,
and just be honest.
[SKELETON] Boo!
[BOTH] Boo.
What was that?
[GUAPDAD] Oh.
How you ladies doing?
Y'all like hip-hop?
- [TRISH] Oh, shit!
- [ASHLEY] Oh! No!
Blasphemy, nigga! In
the name of mixtape!
That shit sucks. Go, go, go, go!
[JANELLE] So you and June, huh?
- [ROARS]
- [SCREAMS]
I mean, yeah, we were
together at high school,
and then we reconnected, and yeah.
It's been really good.
[JANELLE] I mean, we just didn't know
what the hell had happened to you,
and you cut us off like we
didn't matter to you, so
- [GROWLS]
- [SCREAMS]
All right, it's
I just retreat to what I can control.
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYS]
I'm sorry, though.
I'm not trying to hurt y'all or nothing.
I guess I'm sorry too. I
Like, I didn't know, you know? So
- I just [CHUCKLES]
- [VOICE CHORTLING DISTANTLY]
Fuck it. Like, I missed you.
[DISTANT SCREAM]
No, like, you're important to me.
You're important to me too.
[DISTANT SCREAMING CONTINUES]
Can we, like
[EARL] Like, hug it out? Yeah, sure.
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
[ZOMBIE ACTOR MOANING]
[WHISPERING] No, no, no, no, no.
[ZOMBIE GROANS]
I'm really glad you're okay.
Well, I'm getting there.
- [PHONE CHIMES]
- Oh.
[DISTANT PROLONGED SCREAM]
Yo, who is Mustafa?
- [TEXT WHOOSHES]
- It's my ex-husband.
What?
[JANELLE] I never mentioned that?
[LAUGHTER]
- Oh!
- Oh, God damn.
I hate fucking clowns.
Eh, no, you don't, 'cause
you fucking with my brother.
[CHUCKLES] You funny.
[BOTH LAUGH]
[CRAZED LAUGHTER]
- [METAL SLAMS]
- [BOTH SCREAMING]
- [CLOWN CACKLING]
- [SCREAMING CONTINUES]
- [GROWLS]
- [BOTH SCREAMING]
- You!
- Damn, nigga!
[GUAPDAD] Hey, yo, chill, chill.
Look, look, look, look, look.
My name Guapdad.
This my new mixtape, Scamboy Color.
Yeah. Look, you been dodging it.
Go ahead, take that, and it's all slaps.
I promise you I'm finna be
one of the biggest niggas of all time.
Like, hella big, at the Grammys,
15-foot-long do-rag dragging
on these motherfuckers,
letting these bitches
know I'm that nigga.
Uh, but why?
Are you making eye contact with me?
Girl, you're pretending
to be a blind nun?
Ah, nigga, you got me.
Okay, I'm just trying to
get to the front of the line.
Who does it hurt?
You, 'cause you don't even
need to be blind to do that.
Why?
Neither of y'all got ADD?
Okay, okay, Janelle, here you go, bitch.
I've just been informed
of some interesting news.
The boardwalk's website
says, "Our disability program
"grants guests with
qualified impairments
special access to our parks."
What are the impairments?
"ADHD, bipolar disorder,
depression, anxiety,
and PTSD are all accommodated."
Bitch, we only need one
person with disabilities,
and we have three.
Yes, yes, because I
do I do have ADHD.
Earl has PTSD.
You can't say that. I can say that.
You can't say that, though.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
[CHUCKLES] Brother, you're triggered.
And Ashley Ashley's depressed.
- I am not depressed.
- I'm not triggered.
And I'm not depressed.
[TRISH] Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Can we please, please cut in front
of some of these lines?
Or do you have any more
objections, Janelle?
I was just speaking up
for real disabled people.
- No.
- [TRISH AND ASHLEY] No.
- [EARL] No. No, no, no, no, no.
- Oh, ooh.
So now mental health isn't real?
- I never said that.
- Damn, Nelle.
I ain't know you was gonna
be a bigot for Halloween.
Whoa! Okay, y'all really
reaching now, okay?
'Cause that's not what I
meant. What-what I mean
- what I was trying to say
- [STOMACH GURGLING]
Aw, fuck. You know what? I'm not
I'm not really thinking straight
'cause, you know,
something for real is wrong
- with my stomach.
- [STOMACH GURGLES]
Earl, what the fuck is
in this goblet of cheese?
Oh, in the cheese
chalice? Cheese, nigga.
[CHUCKLES]
I gots to go.
She trippin'.
This is literally the best drink food
I have ever had.
Move, bitch, get out the way! Shit!
Don't fucking judge
me. Shit, I gotta go!
Hey! Hey, yo!
- Hey! Hey, come on!
- [PERSON RETCHING]
Shit, I got the bubble guts!
Shit!
Fuck you, fucking piece of sh
♪
[STOMACH GURGLING]
- Who does it hurt?
- [PERSON] That's so wrong.
[DRAMATIC FANTASY MUSIC PLAYS]
[BOTH GRUNTING]
- [CUDDIE] Ahh!
- Catch!
Aha!
- Oh!
- [CROWD] Ooh!
[WHEEZES]
[ALL] Bangarang, bangarang, bangarang!
- Do you yield, pirate?
- Kill the pirate!
[ALL] Kill the pirate!
I'm not a pirate! I'm just a banker!
Kill the banker!
[ALL] Kill the banker!
Do you yield?
I I
Damn it, Dad, stop it!
I don't care about
this stupid test, okay?
I get to choose who I'm with.
Babe, are you okay?
Babe, what hurts the most
is, you the best damn thing
that ever happened to me.
And now we'll never be together.
- [SPEAKING TAGALOG]
-
[SIGHS]
Look. Look!
My daughter is a brilliant artist
and a successful businesswoman.
I just want to make sure
whoever she's with is worthy.
And you clearly mean a lot to Jacque.
You know, she's never actually fought
for any other guy.
Plus you're a banker,
and, uh, if you two
eventually have children,
you'll raise the average height
of this family by at least two feet.
I'd say that's upward
mobility in two ways.
You mean
You're a Lost Boy, baby.
[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS]
♪
[CROWS]
[CROWS]
[ALL CROWING]
I'm a Lost Boy! I'm a fucking Lost Boy!
[SOBS]
[ANNOUNCER] Attention, the park will be
closing in ten minutes.
- [SQUEALS]
- Trish, hold up!
Oh, uh, I'm sorry. Ha.
We're doing the last ride,
and uh, there's people ahead of you.
Oh, oh, oh, yo, it's cool
'cause we are differently disabled.
Oh.
I have ADHD, he got PTSD, she is
- I'm a hypocrite.
- [TRISH] Mm-hmm.
And she's depressed.
Okay, yeah, I-I see it.
- [SCOFFS]
- [ATTENDANT] Get on.
Oh, I'll take your-your bags.
Oh, all right, hang on.
[ATTENDANT] Appreciate it.
Oh, you're gonna have
to rack your goblet, sir.
Oh. Okay. Oh, yeah. Right.
Rack it, Earl. Rack it.
Let's go. Giant Dipper.
Fuck it. I'll just chug it.
Hey, bitch.
Hey.
Look where I am at.
Bitch, I am at the Giant Dipper.
Back on my Trish and Jacque blind trick.
[LAUGHS] Throwback!
The old days.
Wait, we probably
shouldn't do that anymore.
- It's kinda mean.
- Huh.
Oh, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. You right.
- [ALL SINGING "DAHIL SA IYO"]
- Hey, check this out, girl.
[ALL SINGING IN TAGALOG]
[JACQUE] We really missed you this year.
Hey!
They knighted me a Lost Boy!
[LAUGHS]
Cool, dude.
[ALL SINGING IN TAGALOG]
- All right, bye, girl.
- Bye.
Gotta go. Love you.
[ALL SINGING IN TAGALOG]
♪
Cuddied again.
I did it. I'm the King of Cheese.
[CHUCKLES] Everyone, the King of Cheese!
[TRUMPET FANFARE PLAYS]
[ANNOUNCER] Huzzah, huzzah!
The King of Cheese Chalice
Cheese Challenge conquers all.
Huzzah, huzzah! Huzzah, huzzah!
Thank you. You may arise, all of you.
- Time for my ride.
- [JANELLE] Yes, come on, Earl.
- Shit.
- [EARL] Thank you, my liege.
Your highness. Sit down.
- Ah, noble steed.
- Here we go.
[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS]
All right, y'all! Here we go!
- Whoo!
- Oh, my God.
My heart is going crazy. Oh, shit!
Oh, shit! Ooh!
Hey, y'all, hey, I fucking love y'all.
I love y'all so much.
Thank you for inviting me.
I love
I forgot how much I
love roller coasters.
I love roller coasters! Oh, my God.
- It's gonna be great.
- Yes, it's gonna be awesome.
- It's gonna be great.
- Here we go, shit!
Hey, I'm the King of Ch
- I'm the King of Cheese!
- Oh, shit!
[RIDERS SCREAMING]
["DAHIL SA IYO" PLAYING]
[SINGER SINGING IN TAGALOG]
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[EARL AND JANELLE CONTINUE
WHOOPING, LAUGHING]
[SINGING IN TAGALOG CONTINUES]
♪
Let's go!
Oh, man!
This shit hella fun!
- Oh, my goodness.
- Oh, my God.
Whew. Shit.
Oh, I'm glad I went to the bathroom
before we got on this shit, Earl.
Whew.
Father forgive me, for I have had fun.
[BOTH LAUGH]
You really think I'm depressed?
- [WHISPERING] Girlfriend is trippin'.
- Yeah.
[MELODY CONTINUES]
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[SINGING IN TAGALOG]
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