Bunnicula (2016) s02e04 Episode Script
Pranks for the Memories
1
[theme music playing]
[snarls]
[shrieks]
[laughs]
My service vest makes me so cool.
Check this guy out.
-Ha, ha! Nerd alert.
-Dork.
Hey, Mina.
Since when is Harold a service dog?
He just graduated.
Now he can officially help Dad
with his sleepwalking problem.
[snoring and mumbling]
Duty calls.
[tires screeching]
Hey, get off of the road!
Yeah. What he said.
[Dad mumbling]
He's good.
[man moaning]
So you passed your service dog test.
Nice work, my man.
Chester, I have been charged
with a sacred duty.
To protect Mina from all dangers,
foreign and domestic.
[spits and laughing]
Harold, there's no such thing
as a Secret Service dog.
Is so, and I'm sworn to protect Mina.
Protect her from what?
[growling]
-What was that?
-[beast] No!
I don't see anything.
-[beast roars]
-[Harold and Chester yell]
Want your master.
Want your master.
[yells] Harold, what is that thing?
-[Harold] Stop right there, hooligan.
-Harold?
You are in violation of the law.
Huh? Not master.
[grunts]
[groans]
Somersault. [karate yell]
Karate chop. Huh!
Roundhouse kick, spinning jumping thing,
body blow.
Uppercut. Hoo-yah!
Elbow. Round kick. Ha!
Other moves.
Hey, where'd you go?
[roaring]
That's right, make like a tree
and leave. [laughs] You get it?
[Harold]
At oh-fifty-seven this evening,
we had a tango infiltrate alpha base
from the northwest.
Recon suggests that this tango is intent
on "abductionizing" and or--
Real words please, Harold.
Fine, then.
That tree monster is after Mina
and only I can protect her!
[gibbering]
Yes, normally that would be your job,
little amigo.
But you just don't have
the official training that I have.
Harold, have you lost your mind?
Wait, it-- I just had it here.
Whoo! Heh.
Nope. It's right where I left it.
Look, Bunnicula is the expert
in dealing with supernatural monsters.
You are just a service dog.
You were only trained to help people
do things they can't do on their own.
Like helping disabled people
get around the house.
-Or like--
-Like defeat the forces of evil?
[groans]
[gibbering]
Um, all right. You guys can help
protect Mina.
But first, I'm going to have
to train you to be
Secret Service Dogs!
Gentleman, welcome
to the Secret Service Club.
First rule of Secret Service Club is
you do not talk about
Secret Service Club.
-Who does this guy think he is?
-[Harold] Who said that?
Drop and give me 20!
[both] Sir, yes, sir.
[grunting and groaning]
Zero. Huh?
[groaning]
[grunting]
[gasps]
[Chester yells]
[both gulp]
[whimpering]
[screams] Harold! They make you do this
in your classes?
Uh Not exactly.
[Chester] So what did you do then?
Well
Roll over.
[Bunnicula giggling]
Play dead. [grunts]
All right.
[gasping]
Ta-da!
[groans]
Now sit and stay.
This is ridiculous.
Sit, you're not supposed to move
until your master lets you up.
You're not my master.
We can't just be standing around,
waiting for something to
Happen?
Not master.
[yells]
Yes. A big pile of soft leaves perfectly
placed for me to land on.
-Or not.
-Catch me if you can, evildoer.
Oh. You already got me, huh? You're good.
[gibbering]
Not master.
[yells]
Yes. A big pile of soft leaves perfectly
placed for me to land on.
[groans]
Chester? Is that you?
Chester? Chester?
Stop horsing around.
That monster got Bunnicula.
It got Bunnicula?
I-- I panicked.
My training, it failed me.
Which way did the monster go?
I-- I didn't see.
The trail has gone cold.
Um
[wolf howling]
[owl hooting]
[yells]
[hooting]
[both screaming]
Guys, it was a joke.
Look, see?
[sighs]
I really gotta stop doing that
No wonder I'm alone.
[both screaming, then grunting]
Harold, are you okay?
A-okay.
-How are you--?
-[beast] Treegor make stew.
Look. Over there.
[laughing diabolically]
[grunts]
Hm
[Lugosi] Yes, Treegor.
Feed the delicious vegetable stew
to my master.
[laughing maniacally]
[both] It's Lugosi.
That thing wasn't after Mina at all.
It was after Bunnicula.
Now master can never escape
Lugosi's five-star hospitality.
How about a luxurious foot massage?
A new makeover?
[laughing]
Know what's more awesome
than one Secret Service Dog, Chester?
Two Secret Service Dogs.
[both] Buddy cop team up!
You need no one else
but sweet Loyal Lugos-- Hm?
[Harold] Freeze.
We're with Mina's Secret Service Club.
-Get your hands up in the air.
-What are they saying?
We can't hear you.
You need to speak up.
We said,
"We're with Mina's Secret Service."
Drop the rabbit and prepare
to meet your maker!
[both yell]
[yelling continues]
[yawns]
[karate yells]
Karate. Tai-chi. Chai tea.
[panting]
Bunnicula, we're here to rescue you.
Oh? And how do you plan on doing that?
Like this.
[karate yells]
Karate chop. Body blow. Kapow.
Haymaker.
Sidekick.
-[grunts]
-[chuckles]
[moans]
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
-[gasps]
-[Lugosi screams]
[Lugosi shrieks]
No, no. [screams]
Reach for the sky, turkey.
We surrender.
I thought they stopped making those.
[Treegor growls]
Don't make any sudden moves, Treegor.
Do as he says.
That thing can blast a hole clean
through you.
[Treegor gasps]
Feeling lucky, punk?
Wait, beloved dog and cat.
Ever since your stinky old Mina
came along,
the master doesn't spend his time
with Lugosi anymore.
All Lugosi wanted was to feel wanted.
Treegor want master Lugosi.
Bad Treegor. Lugosi is trying
to have grown-up conversation.
[Treegor sobs]
Anyway, Lugosi just wants the master
to think he's cool.
Maybe Lugosi should not capture
the master without asking, yes?
But is it so wrong to want to impress
the ones you care about?
I know the feeling, Lugosi.
But that's no excuse to break the law.
Book them, boys.
[cell doors clang]
Curse you!
You can't keep me here,
Secret Service Dogs.
You'll never catch me.
[laughing maniacally]
Oh, my gosh, who left you out here?
Oh! Look at the little cutie.
[gibbering]
-Aw! You gonna keep her?
-Yeah.
I'm gonna name you Runny Rhonda.
[screeches]
New-- New master?
Well, it all worked out.
Wait, Harold, where is your vest?
I betrothed it to someone
a little more deserving.
[snoring]
[grunts]
[laughing]
Tree you later.
[theme music playing]
[theme music playing]
[snarls]
[shrieks]
[laughs]
My service vest makes me so cool.
Check this guy out.
-Ha, ha! Nerd alert.
-Dork.
Hey, Mina.
Since when is Harold a service dog?
He just graduated.
Now he can officially help Dad
with his sleepwalking problem.
[snoring and mumbling]
Duty calls.
[tires screeching]
Hey, get off of the road!
Yeah. What he said.
[Dad mumbling]
He's good.
[man moaning]
So you passed your service dog test.
Nice work, my man.
Chester, I have been charged
with a sacred duty.
To protect Mina from all dangers,
foreign and domestic.
[spits and laughing]
Harold, there's no such thing
as a Secret Service dog.
Is so, and I'm sworn to protect Mina.
Protect her from what?
[growling]
-What was that?
-[beast] No!
I don't see anything.
-[beast roars]
-[Harold and Chester yell]
Want your master.
Want your master.
[yells] Harold, what is that thing?
-[Harold] Stop right there, hooligan.
-Harold?
You are in violation of the law.
Huh? Not master.
[grunts]
[groans]
Somersault. [karate yell]
Karate chop. Huh!
Roundhouse kick, spinning jumping thing,
body blow.
Uppercut. Hoo-yah!
Elbow. Round kick. Ha!
Other moves.
Hey, where'd you go?
[roaring]
That's right, make like a tree
and leave. [laughs] You get it?
[Harold]
At oh-fifty-seven this evening,
we had a tango infiltrate alpha base
from the northwest.
Recon suggests that this tango is intent
on "abductionizing" and or--
Real words please, Harold.
Fine, then.
That tree monster is after Mina
and only I can protect her!
[gibbering]
Yes, normally that would be your job,
little amigo.
But you just don't have
the official training that I have.
Harold, have you lost your mind?
Wait, it-- I just had it here.
Whoo! Heh.
Nope. It's right where I left it.
Look, Bunnicula is the expert
in dealing with supernatural monsters.
You are just a service dog.
You were only trained to help people
do things they can't do on their own.
Like helping disabled people
get around the house.
-Or like--
-Like defeat the forces of evil?
[groans]
[gibbering]
Um, all right. You guys can help
protect Mina.
But first, I'm going to have
to train you to be
Secret Service Dogs!
Gentleman, welcome
to the Secret Service Club.
First rule of Secret Service Club is
you do not talk about
Secret Service Club.
-Who does this guy think he is?
-[Harold] Who said that?
Drop and give me 20!
[both] Sir, yes, sir.
[grunting and groaning]
Zero. Huh?
[groaning]
[grunting]
[gasps]
[Chester yells]
[both gulp]
[whimpering]
[screams] Harold! They make you do this
in your classes?
Uh Not exactly.
[Chester] So what did you do then?
Well
Roll over.
[Bunnicula giggling]
Play dead. [grunts]
All right.
[gasping]
Ta-da!
[groans]
Now sit and stay.
This is ridiculous.
Sit, you're not supposed to move
until your master lets you up.
You're not my master.
We can't just be standing around,
waiting for something to
Happen?
Not master.
[yells]
Yes. A big pile of soft leaves perfectly
placed for me to land on.
-Or not.
-Catch me if you can, evildoer.
Oh. You already got me, huh? You're good.
[gibbering]
Not master.
[yells]
Yes. A big pile of soft leaves perfectly
placed for me to land on.
[groans]
Chester? Is that you?
Chester? Chester?
Stop horsing around.
That monster got Bunnicula.
It got Bunnicula?
I-- I panicked.
My training, it failed me.
Which way did the monster go?
I-- I didn't see.
The trail has gone cold.
Um
[wolf howling]
[owl hooting]
[yells]
[hooting]
[both screaming]
Guys, it was a joke.
Look, see?
[sighs]
I really gotta stop doing that
No wonder I'm alone.
[both screaming, then grunting]
Harold, are you okay?
A-okay.
-How are you--?
-[beast] Treegor make stew.
Look. Over there.
[laughing diabolically]
[grunts]
Hm
[Lugosi] Yes, Treegor.
Feed the delicious vegetable stew
to my master.
[laughing maniacally]
[both] It's Lugosi.
That thing wasn't after Mina at all.
It was after Bunnicula.
Now master can never escape
Lugosi's five-star hospitality.
How about a luxurious foot massage?
A new makeover?
[laughing]
Know what's more awesome
than one Secret Service Dog, Chester?
Two Secret Service Dogs.
[both] Buddy cop team up!
You need no one else
but sweet Loyal Lugos-- Hm?
[Harold] Freeze.
We're with Mina's Secret Service Club.
-Get your hands up in the air.
-What are they saying?
We can't hear you.
You need to speak up.
We said,
"We're with Mina's Secret Service."
Drop the rabbit and prepare
to meet your maker!
[both yell]
[yelling continues]
[yawns]
[karate yells]
Karate. Tai-chi. Chai tea.
[panting]
Bunnicula, we're here to rescue you.
Oh? And how do you plan on doing that?
Like this.
[karate yells]
Karate chop. Body blow. Kapow.
Haymaker.
Sidekick.
-[grunts]
-[chuckles]
[moans]
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
-[gasps]
-[Lugosi screams]
[Lugosi shrieks]
No, no. [screams]
Reach for the sky, turkey.
We surrender.
I thought they stopped making those.
[Treegor growls]
Don't make any sudden moves, Treegor.
Do as he says.
That thing can blast a hole clean
through you.
[Treegor gasps]
Feeling lucky, punk?
Wait, beloved dog and cat.
Ever since your stinky old Mina
came along,
the master doesn't spend his time
with Lugosi anymore.
All Lugosi wanted was to feel wanted.
Treegor want master Lugosi.
Bad Treegor. Lugosi is trying
to have grown-up conversation.
[Treegor sobs]
Anyway, Lugosi just wants the master
to think he's cool.
Maybe Lugosi should not capture
the master without asking, yes?
But is it so wrong to want to impress
the ones you care about?
I know the feeling, Lugosi.
But that's no excuse to break the law.
Book them, boys.
[cell doors clang]
Curse you!
You can't keep me here,
Secret Service Dogs.
You'll never catch me.
[laughing maniacally]
Oh, my gosh, who left you out here?
Oh! Look at the little cutie.
[gibbering]
-Aw! You gonna keep her?
-Yeah.
I'm gonna name you Runny Rhonda.
[screeches]
New-- New master?
Well, it all worked out.
Wait, Harold, where is your vest?
I betrothed it to someone
a little more deserving.
[snoring]
[grunts]
[laughing]
Tree you later.
[theme music playing]