Club De Cuervos (2015) s02e04 Episode Script

Ho Oponopono

1 Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.
Good morning, Nuevo Toledo.
Today, as always, your friend Miguel Marquez is here to bring you the latest news in the world of sports.
And today is not just any other day because we have a special guest.
A guest who has caused all sorts of controversies.
I speak of nothing more and nothing less than the former president of the Cuervos of Nuevo Toledo, Chava Iglesias.
As you might recall, he closed many ostentatious deals.
He brought us the most expensive player in the history of our soccer.
But sadly, also in that same season, they fell to the second division.
He disappeared, and everyone was left asking: "Where is Chava Iglesias?" After such a long absence, he wants to come and give his point of view.
Gentlemen, here at Sportamex 1580 as an exclusive, Chava Iglesias.
Welcome, Chava.
What have you got to tell us? I've thought hard about what I'd like to say to those who supported me, to those who didn't, to my friends, to my enemies as well.
And the truth is that the only really important thing I have to say is: - forgive me.
- What? "Forgive me"? "Forgive me"? Well, you've all heard the sincere words of the ex-president of the Cuervos of Nuevo Toledo.
Today he apologizes with a simple phrase: "Forgive me".
Thank you.
- [whistle blows.]
- [theme music playing.]
A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES Hey, welcome.
Welcome, how are you? Man, that looks nice on you.
He looks very well.
And for you.
No! I'm allergic to it.
[laughs.]
No, it's not real.
It's plastic.
I'm allergic to plastic.
Thank you.
Bye.
Goyo.
You too? Goyo.
- How are you, Rafa? - [Chava.]
Friends, family.
Aloha to everyone and mahalo for coming.
Mahalo means "thank you" and Aloha, "hello".
- It also means "goodbye".
- It does, boss.
Goodbye.
Hugo Sánchez.
A cloud of negativity covered the sun of joy that bathed Nuevo Toledo.
Between jealousy, envy, betrayal and competition, we sunk the great boat that was holding our Nuevo Toledo flag.
We also sunk our beloved team to the Ascenso League.
Some of you wonder what I am doing here.
Well, I am here to lick the wounds we suffered on the way.
But mostly I'm here to help my sister, so you can give back our beloved Cuervos their grace.
These beautiful items are ceremonial robes, which Hawaiians use for a ceremony called Ho'Oponopono.
Then, you were in Hawaii for three months? That's why you didn't answer our calls? - Or what? - Isabel, I deeply regret having caused you anguish and anxiety.
But I was also hurt and suffering.
But now I am here.
As I was saying, while I was on my journey of exploration - On your journey in Hawaii? - No.
In Mexico City.
I don't understand why you're so stuck with Hawaii.
Ho'Oponopono is a ritual of forgiveness.
It is powerful, and very effective.
While I was away in my journey of exploration What are you doing, Hugo Sánchez? Accommodating them by height, sir, - for - Look, that is absolutely unnecessary.
Please, stop doing that.
- Stop touching them.
Go back.
- Okay.
- Excuse me.
- Close our eyes, please.
I would like you all to imagine a golden beam of light that connects our hearts.
Ho'Opono Pono, I forgive you all.
Pono Opono Ho, all of you forgive me.
Now it is your turn.
- [all.]
Pono pono - You all forgive me.
- Popo nopo - I forgive you.
I forgive you.
Thank you.
We still have a long way to go, but as Walter Bazar says: "Forgiveness is a great brick to start the construction of a building".
To hell with that Onopono popo! Ho'Opono pono, Goyo.
Chava.
Hello.
I'm glad you're okay.
Yes.
The necklace you gave me.
Remember? Yes.
It was Is that what Hugo Sánchez picked? Hugo Sánchez, is this what you chose? - Yes, it is.
- Truth, I didn't remember.
I'm glad you're back.
And? Did you like it? Are you for real? Are you serious? You play dead for three months, then you show up performing this show? Do you have any idea how worried we were for you? How scared we were? No, Chava.
You don't have to understand.
Just let yourself go.
Well.
We're leaving now.
I understand perfectly, but would you consider giving me a position on the team? Whatever.
I won't give you any trouble, I want to help.
You don't have to answer now.
It's not like I have a thousand offers on the table.
- Well, we're leaving now.
- Okay.
Okay.
[Chava.]
Yes, keep laughing.
Keep laughing.
Who are you, stupid Mary Luz? [Spanish pop music playing.]
No way, she's hot.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Is it okay we're drinking? We have a game tomorrow.
We're in the Ascenso League, man.
That should have its advantages.
I can fuck her with my dead dick.
- Are you going to fuck her or what? - What? - No, Potro.
- Here I go, man.
- No, no.
- Come on.
Give me a chance, dude.
Show us what you're made of.
Okay.
Go, go.
Come on, dude, come on.
Hey, how you doing? Are you talking to me or to the lamp? No, to you.
- I am Tony.
- Tony.
- I'm Alexa.
Nice meeting you.
- Likewise.
You're the soccer player, aren't you? Yes, I am.
I love soccer players.
Me too.
I'm in Toledo just for one night.
Would you like to come to my hotel? - Today? - Yes.
- Right now? - Right now.
- No, yeah, let's go.
- Would you? How sweet! [gasping.]
Why are you in the city for just one night? We are here for tomorrow's game.
My boyfriend plays for the Dorados.
What did you just say? Relax, relax.
He can't leave his room, he is in concentration.
[moaning.]
[knocking on door.]
Hey, babe.
I got away to give you some of this.
- You son of a bitch.
- [crashing.]
Is it true players broke their concentration and went drinking? I really don't know, but if someone is doing it, we have to talk to them.
Talk to them? Chivo, we have to penalize them for it.
No.
Let's see, Isabel.
I agree with you, but not to the extent to penalize them.
They're already working in less than optimal conditions.
They sleep in crappy hotels, eat poorly, their bus breaks down all the time.
- They're discouraged.
- No, Chivo.
They're first-division players.
But you don't treat them as such.
But you know what? I do pay them as such.
So they have to perform as first-division players.
Rafael, why are you contradicting me on this? - I am not.
- Yes, you are.
You more than anyone else knows what's at stake.
You're no longer their friend, Chivo.
You're their coach.
So, please, put your foot down and make them behave.
I want wins.
All right.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning, Carmelo.
Carmelo? So, at the end of the day, the guy said: "Hey, can't you butter your bun a little, dude?" [all laughing.]
I hope you don't mind.
I took some of your people.
To your office.
You too, and you.
Quick.
[chuckles.]
How are you? More hugs.
You can go as well.
- Okay? - Yes.
Yeah.
- Well.
- I'll see you soon.
Okay.
Okay, boss.
He doesn't leave my side since I came back.
Yeah.
Chava, I actually wanted to talk to you about that.
I was thinking about having you work here again.
And I thought it would be a disaster.
It doesn't have to be, Isabel.
Everything that involves the two of us is.
No.
That's why I invited you to the Ho'Opono Pono ritual.
I know.
And I went to your ritual.
- Holopolopolo.
- Yes, you went.
But you weren't there.
Chava, I apologize to you if I ever hurt you or made you feel bad.
But you left me with a broken team.
You disappeared, and didn't answer a single one of our calls.
Then you show up here at the office acting as if you were Gandhi.
Okay, that's fine.
But if you want to help, please, let me do my work in peace.
Okay.
Sorry, Chava, what are you doing? Isabel, the fact that I don't work here doesn't mean I cannot do my work here.
I have a brand to maintain.
Right.
You have no brand.
That's stupid.
- What brand could you have? - Chava Iglesias.
Six hundred thousand Twitter followers cannot be wrong.
Interestingly, the number of followers tripled when they thought I was dead.
Look, I don't know if they think I am a leader of opinion or that I am a Kardashian.
I could care less.
Numbers are numbers, and I am grateful for that.
Hello.
Good morning.
Chava and Isabel Iglesias? - Who are you? How did you get in? - With my ID.
You have to come to the civic court number 23.
Aitor Cardoné is suing you for 300 million pesos.
How can someone sue us for 300 million pesos? That's not the issue.
How dare he sue me.
I didn't expose him.
I didn't discriminate him.
I defended him.
The demand is very serious, and all of you are forced guarantors.
- This cannot be possible.
- [Isabel sighs.]
I forgive you.
You forgive me too.
Just a question.
Could Aitor really win this case? Isabel went on national television accusing him of not revealing all the details of his personal life.
- And that is sexual discrimination.
- And what about the insurance? It only covers you for 100 million pesos.
And would he accept that amount? I don't know.
Make him an offer and let's see.
If you agree, I can arrange a meeting with his lawyers.
Look, I know Aitor.
We're friends.
I can talk to him.
I'll take care of this.
- If you want me to.
- I'll take care of it.
I have to take care of this.
It's clearly directed to me.
The guy is a misogynist, he hates women.
I don't think he hates women.
I think the guy hates you.
Sorry.
Why don't you let Chava come with you? It'd be good to have a friendly face out there.
I have a friendly face.
I can go with you.
If you think that can be of any help.
I will take care of this.
Isabel, it isn't a bad idea.
Listen to me, it isn't a bad idea.
Take Chava, they are friends.
- Take him.
- Is that right, Mary Luz? It isn't a bad idea? If they're friends, why is he suing him as well? Would you give me a second? Juan Pablo.
Juan, stay.
I want to talk to you about something.
Come.
Listen, with all the cash flow issues in the company, I wanted to ask you about an Iglesias Industries property.
The one located on Hidalgo Avenue.
A small and neglected shopping center in? Exactly.
It's completely neglected.
Uh-huh.
So I thought about something I could do that would solve the company's cash flow issue.
At least, until we solve the problem with the soap factory.
All right, that sounds like a good idea.
You really think so? - Yes.
- Great.
That's good.
Do you have any idea what time Aitor will be here? We came to Mexico City to solve this.
I have to be back for this afternoon's game.
Mr.
Cardoné should be here any minute.
Hey there! Don't you love these guys? They look so adorable in those little suits.
Don't know which one I like better.
Him.
But don't be jealous.
There is enough Aitor for everyone.
Hey, kitty.
Can we get started? We're prepared to offer your client 100 million pesos and close out this charge amicably.
But Mr.
Cardoné feels, due to the damage caused by Mrs.
Iglesias, he won't accept an offer less than 300 million pesos.
Three hundred million pesos? Come on.
He cannot expect we pay him more than he made playing for Barcelona.
Isabel, please.
Let's see, gentlemen.
We don't have that amount of money.
We're in the Ascenso League.
If I had known you were not in the First Division, I wouldn't have wasted my time.
But since I didn't know, I really don't care.
Let's see.
Then, do you accept the 100 million? Perhaps.
But under one condition.
Something small.
You won't even notice.
That you are no longer club president.
That I do what? You idiot.
I accept the 100 million if you remove your pointy ass from the president's chair and give it to Rafa.
Is that really all you want? Just a second, Abraham.
Listen, do you think an insignificant fly like you will make me leave my place? No.
He is more stupid than what I thought.
Look, girl, you played dirty.
You played dirty! You exposed what you saw as my weakness, my open and generous practices and attitudes towards sex.
I didn't fire you because you were homosexual.
I fired you because you destroyed my team.
You took something valuable away from me.
I will do the same to you.
Well, I see I am dealing with a child.
So, I better leave.
Let's go.
A child who is about to take your favorite toy away from you.
- Let's go, Abraham.
- Yes.
Relax.
Daddy, you can stay if you want.
This is a party.
- No, but thank you.
- No? - Excuse me.
- Are you sure? Yes, yes.
Excuse me.
- Bye.
- Goodbye.
- Bye.
- Isabel.
Well, it's just the three of us.
[man 1.]
Sixty minutes into the game and one player has been sanctioned and we've had two shots on goal.
[man 2.]
This game has been going on forever and nothing has happened.
It is more like an art film.
Contemplative soccer.
Who is directing this? Reygadas? - Come on, Cuervos.
- Come on.
Hey, coz.
- How did it go? - Not very well.
I'll tell you later.
[man 1.]
This is a very important game if the Cuervos want to get to the playoffs.
[man 2.]
Yeah, but with that attitude, - they won't get anywhere.
Look at them.
- Here.
Let's go.
Go, Cuervos.
Bastard.
You're going down.
Look, Potro.
You've got Tony there.
[man 2.]
That's a good At fault! A card for being close in the area, but the referee says to keep playing.
Keep playing.
And Tony gets hit on the face.
That's a red card for sure.
That's an unsporting and cowardly behavior against a fallen player.
[man 1.]
And that's the end of the game.
A very boring one to one.
A fucking tie against Dorados.
- A fucking tie.
- [man 2.]
If they continue like this Cuervos will get nowhere.
Not even to the Little League.
- [Isabel.]
No, not right now, please.
- [man 2.]
Probably to a Llano League.
That's the passion of soccer.
Rafael tells me I am too hard on you.
Do you think that's true? - A little.
- Somewhat, yes.
To me, it's clear that when you ask for support, what you really want is money.
Very well, then.
If that motivates you, then go ahead.
Guys, performance bonuses are back.
[shouting.]
- Good move.
Go on.
- Right.
Carmelo.
My almost victorious Cuervos, here are your bonuses.
Now, I am going to explain how this works.
At the end of every week there will be a suitcase like this.
Each week.
Or there won't be.
In Europe, players run an average of ten kilometers per game.
If you run less than that, we'll deduct 20 percent of your bonus.
Yellow card, you all will be deducted ten percent.
Red card, you all will be deducted 20 percent.
Hold it right there.
Listen, Isabel.
If the butcher kicks you, and he gets thrown out, - I get deducted? - [Isabel.]
That's correct.
Please, explain to your wife how this works.
For each goal scored against us, there will be an additional ten percent discount.
If we don't win by two goals, there is no suitcase.
And if we lose a game, we won't pay you that month's salary.
What do you think? What? Are you considering moving to another club or what? That's impossible, everyone knows Eliseo bought you.
And that you took a great first-division team to Second Division.
Because of your tantrum the other day, we lost three points.
And the penalty for not going out to the field, I paid for it.
I'll be very direct.
If we do not get to the First Division this year, I'll continue without selling you, I will not pay you, and I will leave this team in bankruptcy for as long as it takes me to ruin each one of your careers.
You don't like that? Take me to the FIFA.
The road is at least six months, and with my lawyers, two years, which is a pain.
Two years before I pay you.
How do you feel? Supported? Motivated? Perfect.
That's how I want you.
Let's win.
To win, Cuervos.
Do it now.
Let's go Carmelo.
This is unfair.
This is crazy.
It's okay.
Let's go train.
I'll see you on the field.
For the bonus.
Damn it.
This is nuts.
I just bought a brand new Cadillac, zero kilometers.
What? Why would you buy a new car if you already have two? I don't know.
They paid us and I wanted to give Julia a gift.
Yeah? When you want to give her a gift, wrap your dick and give it to her for Christmas.
I don't like peas.
Mom.
Please, Gloria.
Why am I feeding you? You broke your ankle, not your elbows.
Eat.
Is that how you motivate people? Congratulations.
Now they hate you instead of respecting you.
They deserve it.
What are you talking about? They sold themselves to Eliseo, they went on strike.
We lost three points.
Think I care about how they feel? - Not at all.
- But you are the board.
You've got to change your dynamic.
Do you know which dynamic I'd like to change? That someone would support me.
I got into a debt to pay them, and how do they pay me? - By tying? - But you're not like this.
[cell phone ringing.]
Perhaps I am.
What's up Carmelo? What? - [sighs.]
Gloria.
- Be patient, son.
When I was pregnant with Isabelita, I was worse than her.
Salvador couldn't even talk to me.
It is in her genes.
No, but Isabel and I do not A mother knows these things, son.
What? Do you know what, Gloria? I think you should talk to her about it.
Okay, son.
I think you should talk to her about it.
Is that what you said? I couldn't tell her the truth.
I panicked.
Oh, no.
That's it.
I am tired.
I am tired.
Why should I talk to Mom about this? I don't know.
I can't even talk to you about how you feel.
There is nothing more to talk about.
This is great.
When you want to talk, we talk.
But if you want the conversation to be over, it's over.
What a crappy couple dynamic, eh? Rafa, you know what? I just found out Coca-Cola wants to stop sponsoring us.
They don't wanna be associated with an intolerant institution like Cuervos CFC.
So now I have to go ask that stupid Chava for help so Aitor drops the charges and Coca- Cola does not stop their sponsorship.
So, please, please, could you stop putting more things on my plate? Please? Thank you.
You've got to be kidding.
- Are you leaving? - Yes, what do you want? We had an abortion.
It's in the past.
We both agreed on it.
Please, let's get over it.
Please.
I have too many things on my mind right now.
Please.
- Chabela.
- What? Please, don't go.
Just relax.
Could we just please take a few moments and cuddle? Let's relax and try to connect.
We are each apart doing our own thing, damn it.
Okay.
I have to go now.
I have to go now.
I'll see you later.
Hello.
Hey, what's up? Isn't it a bit late to be in pajamas? - It's Saturday.
- It's Wednesday.
Chava, I need you to help me with Aitor.
I am glad you reconsidered my offer.
That's what family is for, isn't it? Of course, I will do it.
Mm-hm.
Count on me for that.
The thing is that I would like you to do something for me in return.
No, Chava, I won't give you back your place on the team.
Please, I won't.
It will be a nightmare and you know it.
I was thinking about something more personal in nature.
Luckily, Hugo Sánchez and you are the same size.
Chava, can we please hurry? Aitor leaves tomorrow.
For Los Angeles.
- Yes.
- Okay.
Ho'Opono Pono, I forgive you.
Pono Opono Ho.
[stammers.]
Can you lower your arms, please? - You're blocking the chakras.
- Chava, I already did this.
- We already did this.
- And you did it with open eyes.
You know they were open because yours were open too.
I was connected with everyone at the same time.
All right.
We'll start all over again.
Go ahead.
Ho'Op - Isabel, can we close our eyes, please? - Okay, fine.
Thank you.
I want you to visualize a golden beam of light that connects our hearts.
Ho' Opono Pono, I forgive you.
Pono Opono Ho.
You forgive me.
- Now it's your turn.
- Okay.
Why would I have to ask you for forgiveness? Well, I don't know.
For that time you sent pictures of me doing drugs to the press.
Or maybe for that time you said I was a pussy on national television.
Or that time you plotted against me.
Or when you took from me the job I loved the most.
Don't even go to the time you put my Knights of the Zodiac in the microwave.
Chava, you should take some of that responsibility.
How much is Aitor Cardoné suing us for? Three hundred million pesos.
Mm.
Visualize a golden beam of light that connects our hearts.
Whenever you are ready.
Ho'Opono Pono, I forgive you.
Ho'Opono Pono, Ho You forgive me.
Much better.
Good.
- [Aitor.]
Chavita.
- Aitor Cardoné.
Why the heck did you come to Mexico and not let me know, man? What can I say? I am here on business.
Yes, I know.
I heard about it.
Um, I'm actually calling to see if we can talk about that.
[Aitor.]
I'm here with some bitches.
We can see each other at the bar in an hour.
Great.
Send me your location via WhatsApp and I'll see you there.
- Okay.
- Deal.
[sighs.]
[in English.]
Let's do this shit.
Not cool.
[in Spanish.]
We've been here for 40 minutes.
Stars are like that.
Quiquin Fonseca was like that.
Hi, Aitor.
What's up, dude? - What's the matter, bastard? - It's all right, he is my friend.
- What's up, dude? - How you doing, man? Hold on a second.
- Why did you bring that bitch? - Hey.
- He calls you that.
- It was just one time.
Dude, Aitor.
Look, I know you hate talking about business when you're high, dude.
But we have to talk about your accusation.
Many things have happened since you left.
And now, Isabel and I are together.
And we don't have 300 million pesos.
Don't be such an ass.
I understand you're upset at her.
But by getting back at her, you're screwing me too.
All right, Chavita.
Relax.
That's why I said I'd accept 100 million if the lady stepped down from the presidency.
- What? - I don't know anything about it.
To hell with everything.
That offer has now expired.
Did you come here to defend your sister's homophobic bigotry? - No.
man.
- Of course you did.
You do deserve to lose the team.
Fuck, Chava.
I thought you were different.
- You're a pathetic child.
- Hey, listen.
Don't talk to him like that.
Listen, I can defend myself.
Hey, hey, forgive me.
First you lose your team, and now you lose your dignity.
Why would Aitor want to help you? What do you mean why? Because I stood up for you, asshole.
Because I supported you, because we're friends.
Because you're like the sensual brother I never had.
Aitor, are you coming or what? Let's go, yes.
Stop saying we're friends.
We're not.
You're a nobody who wants to get something from Aitor.
That's fine because everybody wants that.
But let me tell you something.
Perhaps Perhaps if you had let me ride your sweet ass when I asked you perhaps we wouldn't be having this conversation right now.
- You're disgusting.
- You're disgusting.
A rich disgust, and close to becoming richer.
Bitches.
No, no, no.
I was calling them bitches.
What's the difference? Who wants to party with Aitor? Let's go.
Just a second, you stay.
You look too much like my sister.
Don't let this one come in.
- Thanks for trying.
- Yeah.
It's hard to deal with players, isn't it? Yeah.
Yes, there is no way to make them understand things.
Ho'Opono Pono.
[chuckles.]
The car is here.
- Hey.
- Yeah.
Come to work at the club.
Are you serious? Yes.
We could strengthen our social network.
Six hundred thousand followers cannot be mistaken, right? Excuse me.
Would you give me a second, please? - Don't take too long.
- I won't.
- Hi there.
How did I do? - How did you do? Think you were too harsh on me, asshole? It had to look like it was real.
Would you forgive me? Yeah.
Look.
Continue with the charges and we call it even.
All right, then.
- I love you.
- Stop being an asshole.
[music playing.]
Subtitle translation by Matt Duncan
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