College Romance (2018) s02e04 Episode Script
Sub-group
1
'Opposites attract and
it is true for magnets.'
'But not for relationship.'
'Once you find a man like
you who is stubborn and rigid'
'and then you know how
it feels for the other guy.'
'And trust me, you will hate it.'
I had to get in your
car while it rained.
Even the witches cry?
I was wrong.
Let me tell you something.
I never liked your attitude.
But today, I cannot see you cry.
It is okay.
Deepika, it is fine.
It is okay.
I hope this is not wrong.
What?
What? You kissed Deepika!
It happened.
How should I tell Karan about it?
- He will kill you.
- Why?
He broke up with her.
Deepika has blocked
me on social media as well.
- Move on, Karan!
- Plus one!
- Plus one.
- Lol!
Lol!
It is not that easy.
How about some snacks after the exams?
In!!
Don't worry, Karan.
I'll find a better girl
with a better ass for you.
Plus one!
Wrong group! Delete! Delete!
Naira, what is this?
If it is a new viral
video send it to me.
Do not enjoy it all alone.
Sir, I was not cheating. I swear.
Give me my phone for a minute.
I know you do not cheat.
You are not like him.
Sir, I am Trippy.
A nickname, I guess.
Parents will not name
their child as 'Trippy'.
Silence! Focus on the paper!
You can take your phone after the test.
- Answer the paper, Trippy.
- Right.
You did it so you go.
Sorry, Deepika. I am so silly.
I did not think before saying it.
I am sorry.
- My ass is not better.
- Yes.
- What?
- True!
Do you know how bad it feels?
Why are you getting so emotional?
Do you know how bad it feels?
When you find out your
friends have a different group
where they bitch about us.
One is stabbing in the back.
The pain fades away eventually, slowly.
And then there is slitting the throat.
You all have slit our throats.
Why do you get sentimental?
What are you saying?
We had a group before we met you.
Then you could have added us.
What is the name of the group?
'Stupid trio.'
One, two, three! Three!
You could have changed the names.
But you had to bitch about us!
Right? Right?
Same here.
Why will we bitch about you?
We do not have that time!
- Exactly!
- Then show me your phone! Come on.
If you are not so free
and you are not bitching
then show us the phone and
let us see what you have been chatting.
I am not carrying it.
Naira, show it to me.
You will check my phone now.
Fine now. Go ahead.
- Trippy.
- Go on, take a look.
Are you stupid? Trust us!
We are your friends!
Keep it.
Why should we show you our phones?
Okay. Okay.
We do not want to read their chats!
We can make our own group.
We do not need your sympathy.
Let's do this!
A group of two! Let us see it.
Try me!
What is it? Tell me.
Tell me.
- You!
- Excuse me?
- They are calling me!
- I am coming!
A friend?
Hi!
Are you from our college?
I come here for the snacks!
I don't give a shit,
you are a part of our group now.
- Really?
- Welcome.
Mr. Karan, will you be in our group?
Is he your uncle? Your uncle?
Do not talk to him. Name and number.
Datrupriya.
- Datrupriya.
- Spell it. I told you not to talk to him.
So the first syllable is 'Dha'.
Only English is accepted here.
Save it her as DP. Do it.
DP is fine.
What is going on here?
You are definitely in.
We'll meet here right after college
and we'll see whose group is more fun.
- With her? All the best.
- Come , Bagga.
- Very nice.
-Come now.
- Datrupriya!
- Move now!
I think I should go now.
- Bye! Sir!
- Later.
- Your mom is calling.
- Bye sir.
What is wrong with him?
- So Deepu..
- Be in your limits.
Deepu..
So Deepika, I was saying
it is Friday night
so let us go out and party.
What do we care about Friday!
We have our arrangements.
I'll park next to Rajendra.
I'll hold beer in one
hand and snacks in other!
And party songs full on! Boom! Boom!
We will have quite a scene!
Then so be it.
Karan, let us go clubbing!
Trippy and I will be a couple.
- I can find a girl there.
- Yes.
May I come with you?
Why is he so special? Why is it?
Why do you go after him?
- Sir, I'll be here.
- Better.
She says she does not
go to club with dullards.
Be that as it may.
We have our plan. Rivers of beer!
Should we go there as well?
I am not paying Rs. 700 for a pint!
I am not dumb as they are!
- A pint for Rs. 700!
- Yes.
I am sorry, I'll go with them.
Listen to me
What do you mean?
- From where will you get the money?
I'll break open my FD.
Be it 700 or be it 1000 for a pint.
I have yet to pay the canteen bill.
What about the drinks?
We can get it.
Do what you must.
Go where ever you want.
We do not care!
Karan, tell him not to curse or else I..
Naira! What do we care?
We are happy with just the three of us.
Just like we did earlier.
The trio. For life!
Ask him to shut his mouth!
Then so be it. See you at eight!
We have a car with us!
Then so be it.
They may have party of poor!
We will dress nicely for a club!
Write the order up.
I'll have half 'Mali Chicken'.
And some Butter chicken.
Got it! Nice!
People should know
of the party with Bagga.
Sir, be that as it may.
I think they must be
having more fun than us.
Are you wretched?
They must be at club.
Club is no fun! I am here in a jacket!
Darn it!
I wish I could say
the same to Mr. Karan!
What are they doing here?
They said they were going to a club!
Would you look at that?
Stop taking Naira to
Tilak Nagar for shopping!
Put it here!
- One! Two!
- One! Two!
- One! Two!
- Three! Go! - One! Two! Three! Go!
Go on, play it. Music is on!
And there it goes here!
Party time!
Alright guys.
Get us six beers! chilled!
We have the party right here!
What are they doing here?
They know we are having a lot of fun!
Time for a peg!
Time for some music!
He seems so loud!
Yes.
- Go on, full blast.
- People might wake up!
- Turn on the volume.
- I am doing it!
This is the best it can get.
Let us groove it.
Just act on dancing to this song.
I think we should enjoy
the songs they play.
Come on now!
They cannot even play a song! Losers!
We can start the party anywhere we are!
- Cheers!
- Cheers!
Look at him! He wears a coat!
What is he? An insurance agent?
Look at that guy selling a policy!
- This food is amazing!
- The song is great!
Spit it out!
Amazing! What a sauce!
Enjoying the party!
Act like you are drunk!
Like ones in Goa!
- Best night!
- Best night!
-Crazy bitches!
Chill! Look at that!
Naira.
She is so sweet.
Let us go and apologize, right?
There is no point in
taking this fight further.
Why the heck should we apologize?
We did not do anything.
They did not show us
the phone in the morning!
Truly said. They did not.
Be that as it may.
Naira keeps nothing from me.
I know her lock code.
I play games in her phone.
She is so lovely.
She keeps nothing from me.
She tells me everything.
Then why did she not show you the phone?
Don't you want to know
what is in the phone, Bagga?
What are you doing?
Leave it be. Do not cause trouble!
I am scared now.
Wait and watch!
Nice idea.
- Why the heck are you shaking?
- I want to pee badly!
This woman is a mess!
Do not tell your name to others!
Party is on, guys!
Party is on!
I love this place!
Karan, tell me. Asking generally.
You would not mind
if someone rides your bike
without your knowledge, right?
You won't mind.
He is a generous man. He will not mind.
What?
I will mess them up!
What if you have a new
bike and you forget Mohini?
Why would he have a problem then?
I will rough them up
She is my Mohini.
My babes.
Guys!
It is the ride of my life.
Karan, I have to go pee.
You get it so randomly.
- Deepika!
- Hi, Trippy.
I need to speak to you. It is urgent!
Come now, be seated. We will talk.
Listen to me.
- What would you like to have?
- Just listen to me.
- What would you like to have?
- I cannot drink!
Shut up and drink, Trippy.
Fine then. Make a light one for me.
Light it is.
- Hi!
- Hi!
Mr. Karan, are you drunk?
Not yet.
Fine, I'll wait till you get drunk.
I understand why you are here.
Why is that?
You want us to get drunk
and spill everything to you.
You are way worse than that!
I will not do that!
They got Trippy over there for the same.
Fk
Bagga.
I am drunk now.
We will talk tomorrow.
Shit!
Bagga took my phone.
Be that as it may. He left me here.
I am sorry, it was not my fault.
Deepika got me drunk and did all that.
I never knew they would do this to me.
Bagga is not talking to Naira
and you say that it is not your fault.
You wet to pee so how
did you reach that car?
Karan, I..
I was..
Cat got your tongue? Speak up!
- Karan, I was..
- Karan, it is not his fault.
It is fine. Bagga will talk
to me and I will convince him.
It is fine.
Naira, it is not fine.
Deepika will come here humiliate us
- and I will not be able to say a word.
- Karan, we can handle.
What was there in the
group that we cannot show them?
The lie about missing
periods has worked.
I knew it. It was a great idea.
- Bagga is a fool.
- What?
He is a dick.
Thanks. You guys saved my relationship.
Did you not read the chats?
Where were you?
Will you please tell us?
Karan, where I was..
Actually, that day!
Vile cretins!
You cannot handle your girls
and now you point Naira's mind.
- Bagga.
- Listen to me, Bagga. Take it easy.
Go to hell!
I will thrash you so
hard you'll lose your mind!
Who the heck are you
to teach her this stuff?
Bagga, it is not their fault.
They are my friends
and they were helping me.
Friends? Is this what they do?
Push you against me?
Teach you deception?
It was my idea.
I will be leaving in three weeks.
We'll have to be in a
long distance relationship.
I wanted to know that
you would be with me
no matter what happens!
Then you should have asked me!
I'd have told you!
Why did you go to these imbeciles?
- Bagga!
- Mind it! - Silence!
You used to ask me even
before picking a dress.
You ask me if you wanted
to wear heels or flats.
And they will decide
on such a major thing
- about our relationship? Who are they?
- My friends!
You must show some respect.
Bagga, let us go out and sort it out.
It will not, Naira.
They are your friends.
You may stay with your friends.
All the we shared between us
ends now.
Bagga! Bagga!
Bagga! Bagga! Come on!
I am sorry!
Karan, we need to talk.
Are you dumb?
Can you not see what
is happening because of you?
What?
It was your idea to get him drunk!
You have no friends and
you got some because of me
and you had them fight!
- Okay, you think it is like that?
- It is like that!
Piss off and get out of here right now!
I came here to sort things out with you.
- What do you think?
- Shut up!
Shut the hell up!
I came here to sort
things out with you Karan
after I read your messages
about me, asshole!
But I was wrong!
And you call them your friends?
As much as I know
best friends do not
kiss their friend's exes
behind their back, Karan!
So piss off with your friends!
What did she say?
Karan!
What did she say?
You knew it?
I am sorry, Karan.
You!
You should have told me.
Darn it!
- Piss off!
- I am sorry!
Piss off!
Liars!
'Opposites attract and
it is true for magnets.'
'But not for relationship.'
'Once you find a man like
you who is stubborn and rigid'
'and then you know how
it feels for the other guy.'
'And trust me, you will hate it.'
I had to get in your
car while it rained.
Even the witches cry?
I was wrong.
Let me tell you something.
I never liked your attitude.
But today, I cannot see you cry.
It is okay.
Deepika, it is fine.
It is okay.
I hope this is not wrong.
What?
What? You kissed Deepika!
It happened.
How should I tell Karan about it?
- He will kill you.
- Why?
He broke up with her.
Deepika has blocked
me on social media as well.
- Move on, Karan!
- Plus one!
- Plus one.
- Lol!
Lol!
It is not that easy.
How about some snacks after the exams?
In!!
Don't worry, Karan.
I'll find a better girl
with a better ass for you.
Plus one!
Wrong group! Delete! Delete!
Naira, what is this?
If it is a new viral
video send it to me.
Do not enjoy it all alone.
Sir, I was not cheating. I swear.
Give me my phone for a minute.
I know you do not cheat.
You are not like him.
Sir, I am Trippy.
A nickname, I guess.
Parents will not name
their child as 'Trippy'.
Silence! Focus on the paper!
You can take your phone after the test.
- Answer the paper, Trippy.
- Right.
You did it so you go.
Sorry, Deepika. I am so silly.
I did not think before saying it.
I am sorry.
- My ass is not better.
- Yes.
- What?
- True!
Do you know how bad it feels?
Why are you getting so emotional?
Do you know how bad it feels?
When you find out your
friends have a different group
where they bitch about us.
One is stabbing in the back.
The pain fades away eventually, slowly.
And then there is slitting the throat.
You all have slit our throats.
Why do you get sentimental?
What are you saying?
We had a group before we met you.
Then you could have added us.
What is the name of the group?
'Stupid trio.'
One, two, three! Three!
You could have changed the names.
But you had to bitch about us!
Right? Right?
Same here.
Why will we bitch about you?
We do not have that time!
- Exactly!
- Then show me your phone! Come on.
If you are not so free
and you are not bitching
then show us the phone and
let us see what you have been chatting.
I am not carrying it.
Naira, show it to me.
You will check my phone now.
Fine now. Go ahead.
- Trippy.
- Go on, take a look.
Are you stupid? Trust us!
We are your friends!
Keep it.
Why should we show you our phones?
Okay. Okay.
We do not want to read their chats!
We can make our own group.
We do not need your sympathy.
Let's do this!
A group of two! Let us see it.
Try me!
What is it? Tell me.
Tell me.
- You!
- Excuse me?
- They are calling me!
- I am coming!
A friend?
Hi!
Are you from our college?
I come here for the snacks!
I don't give a shit,
you are a part of our group now.
- Really?
- Welcome.
Mr. Karan, will you be in our group?
Is he your uncle? Your uncle?
Do not talk to him. Name and number.
Datrupriya.
- Datrupriya.
- Spell it. I told you not to talk to him.
So the first syllable is 'Dha'.
Only English is accepted here.
Save it her as DP. Do it.
DP is fine.
What is going on here?
You are definitely in.
We'll meet here right after college
and we'll see whose group is more fun.
- With her? All the best.
- Come , Bagga.
- Very nice.
-Come now.
- Datrupriya!
- Move now!
I think I should go now.
- Bye! Sir!
- Later.
- Your mom is calling.
- Bye sir.
What is wrong with him?
- So Deepu..
- Be in your limits.
Deepu..
So Deepika, I was saying
it is Friday night
so let us go out and party.
What do we care about Friday!
We have our arrangements.
I'll park next to Rajendra.
I'll hold beer in one
hand and snacks in other!
And party songs full on! Boom! Boom!
We will have quite a scene!
Then so be it.
Karan, let us go clubbing!
Trippy and I will be a couple.
- I can find a girl there.
- Yes.
May I come with you?
Why is he so special? Why is it?
Why do you go after him?
- Sir, I'll be here.
- Better.
She says she does not
go to club with dullards.
Be that as it may.
We have our plan. Rivers of beer!
Should we go there as well?
I am not paying Rs. 700 for a pint!
I am not dumb as they are!
- A pint for Rs. 700!
- Yes.
I am sorry, I'll go with them.
Listen to me
What do you mean?
- From where will you get the money?
I'll break open my FD.
Be it 700 or be it 1000 for a pint.
I have yet to pay the canteen bill.
What about the drinks?
We can get it.
Do what you must.
Go where ever you want.
We do not care!
Karan, tell him not to curse or else I..
Naira! What do we care?
We are happy with just the three of us.
Just like we did earlier.
The trio. For life!
Ask him to shut his mouth!
Then so be it. See you at eight!
We have a car with us!
Then so be it.
They may have party of poor!
We will dress nicely for a club!
Write the order up.
I'll have half 'Mali Chicken'.
And some Butter chicken.
Got it! Nice!
People should know
of the party with Bagga.
Sir, be that as it may.
I think they must be
having more fun than us.
Are you wretched?
They must be at club.
Club is no fun! I am here in a jacket!
Darn it!
I wish I could say
the same to Mr. Karan!
What are they doing here?
They said they were going to a club!
Would you look at that?
Stop taking Naira to
Tilak Nagar for shopping!
Put it here!
- One! Two!
- One! Two!
- One! Two!
- Three! Go! - One! Two! Three! Go!
Go on, play it. Music is on!
And there it goes here!
Party time!
Alright guys.
Get us six beers! chilled!
We have the party right here!
What are they doing here?
They know we are having a lot of fun!
Time for a peg!
Time for some music!
He seems so loud!
Yes.
- Go on, full blast.
- People might wake up!
- Turn on the volume.
- I am doing it!
This is the best it can get.
Let us groove it.
Just act on dancing to this song.
I think we should enjoy
the songs they play.
Come on now!
They cannot even play a song! Losers!
We can start the party anywhere we are!
- Cheers!
- Cheers!
Look at him! He wears a coat!
What is he? An insurance agent?
Look at that guy selling a policy!
- This food is amazing!
- The song is great!
Spit it out!
Amazing! What a sauce!
Enjoying the party!
Act like you are drunk!
Like ones in Goa!
- Best night!
- Best night!
-Crazy bitches!
Chill! Look at that!
Naira.
She is so sweet.
Let us go and apologize, right?
There is no point in
taking this fight further.
Why the heck should we apologize?
We did not do anything.
They did not show us
the phone in the morning!
Truly said. They did not.
Be that as it may.
Naira keeps nothing from me.
I know her lock code.
I play games in her phone.
She is so lovely.
She keeps nothing from me.
She tells me everything.
Then why did she not show you the phone?
Don't you want to know
what is in the phone, Bagga?
What are you doing?
Leave it be. Do not cause trouble!
I am scared now.
Wait and watch!
Nice idea.
- Why the heck are you shaking?
- I want to pee badly!
This woman is a mess!
Do not tell your name to others!
Party is on, guys!
Party is on!
I love this place!
Karan, tell me. Asking generally.
You would not mind
if someone rides your bike
without your knowledge, right?
You won't mind.
He is a generous man. He will not mind.
What?
I will mess them up!
What if you have a new
bike and you forget Mohini?
Why would he have a problem then?
I will rough them up
She is my Mohini.
My babes.
Guys!
It is the ride of my life.
Karan, I have to go pee.
You get it so randomly.
- Deepika!
- Hi, Trippy.
I need to speak to you. It is urgent!
Come now, be seated. We will talk.
Listen to me.
- What would you like to have?
- Just listen to me.
- What would you like to have?
- I cannot drink!
Shut up and drink, Trippy.
Fine then. Make a light one for me.
Light it is.
- Hi!
- Hi!
Mr. Karan, are you drunk?
Not yet.
Fine, I'll wait till you get drunk.
I understand why you are here.
Why is that?
You want us to get drunk
and spill everything to you.
You are way worse than that!
I will not do that!
They got Trippy over there for the same.
Fk
Bagga.
I am drunk now.
We will talk tomorrow.
Shit!
Bagga took my phone.
Be that as it may. He left me here.
I am sorry, it was not my fault.
Deepika got me drunk and did all that.
I never knew they would do this to me.
Bagga is not talking to Naira
and you say that it is not your fault.
You wet to pee so how
did you reach that car?
Karan, I..
I was..
Cat got your tongue? Speak up!
- Karan, I was..
- Karan, it is not his fault.
It is fine. Bagga will talk
to me and I will convince him.
It is fine.
Naira, it is not fine.
Deepika will come here humiliate us
- and I will not be able to say a word.
- Karan, we can handle.
What was there in the
group that we cannot show them?
The lie about missing
periods has worked.
I knew it. It was a great idea.
- Bagga is a fool.
- What?
He is a dick.
Thanks. You guys saved my relationship.
Did you not read the chats?
Where were you?
Will you please tell us?
Karan, where I was..
Actually, that day!
Vile cretins!
You cannot handle your girls
and now you point Naira's mind.
- Bagga.
- Listen to me, Bagga. Take it easy.
Go to hell!
I will thrash you so
hard you'll lose your mind!
Who the heck are you
to teach her this stuff?
Bagga, it is not their fault.
They are my friends
and they were helping me.
Friends? Is this what they do?
Push you against me?
Teach you deception?
It was my idea.
I will be leaving in three weeks.
We'll have to be in a
long distance relationship.
I wanted to know that
you would be with me
no matter what happens!
Then you should have asked me!
I'd have told you!
Why did you go to these imbeciles?
- Bagga!
- Mind it! - Silence!
You used to ask me even
before picking a dress.
You ask me if you wanted
to wear heels or flats.
And they will decide
on such a major thing
- about our relationship? Who are they?
- My friends!
You must show some respect.
Bagga, let us go out and sort it out.
It will not, Naira.
They are your friends.
You may stay with your friends.
All the we shared between us
ends now.
Bagga! Bagga!
Bagga! Bagga! Come on!
I am sorry!
Karan, we need to talk.
Are you dumb?
Can you not see what
is happening because of you?
What?
It was your idea to get him drunk!
You have no friends and
you got some because of me
and you had them fight!
- Okay, you think it is like that?
- It is like that!
Piss off and get out of here right now!
I came here to sort things out with you.
- What do you think?
- Shut up!
Shut the hell up!
I came here to sort
things out with you Karan
after I read your messages
about me, asshole!
But I was wrong!
And you call them your friends?
As much as I know
best friends do not
kiss their friend's exes
behind their back, Karan!
So piss off with your friends!
What did she say?
Karan!
What did she say?
You knew it?
I am sorry, Karan.
You!
You should have told me.
Darn it!
- Piss off!
- I am sorry!
Piss off!
Liars!