Dudes (2023) s02e04 Episode Script

Heartbreak and its faces

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PASSION OF CHRIST, COMFORT US
You're so cute.
Let's forget everything that happened.
Let's start over again.
I think that we deserve another chance.
If you want to.
You're not gonna say anything?
6 MISSED CALLS FROM DANIEL
What's up, dude, how's it going?
Uh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, man.
I got a flat tire,
but I, I'm at the corner.
I, I'll be right there.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Hey, what's up, dude?
Oh, got a flat tire? What a bummer.
But just tell me where you are
and I'll pick you up.
Very funny.
Come on, I'm sorry, man. I just
I don't know what's happening to me
and my knees are all worn-out.
-They're infected, dude.
-Hm. Yeah, sure. I can imagine.
You know when was the last time
you missed a meeting without telling us?
Oh, no. Don't think too hard
'cause you could get a stroke.
When Marcela broke up with you, remember?
No, dude, don't remind me.
Come on, come on in. Come on in, man.
-I'm sorry, dude. I'm gonna shower.
-All right.
Yeah, do that because you stink
like a priest's cackle.
YOU HAVE A NEW REQUEST ON TINLOVE
We can see that you're used
to doing these things.
Yeah, well, it's just a hobby, man.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen.
We have a winner that gave it his all.
Look at him, on the podium and all.
We never imagined
someone would actually do this
for two double tickets.
So embarrassing.
In the first place, the "golden knees"
goes to Mr. Julián Quintana.
Even a trophy.
-Good morning.
-Good morning.
Shall we start, or what?
Hey, hey, hey, Julián.
Why are you
Why are you frowning
and with your butt tight?
-Did you go up the stairs on your knees?
-No!
Jeez, Mafe is such a snitch. Goddammit!
No! It wasn't Mafe, no, no, no.
Dude, this is going viral.
They sent this to my wife.
Congratulations. I haven't seen anyone
with such strong knees
and such huge desire as well.
-Come over here.
-Where are the tickets?
Say hi, say hi to your loved ones.
Who are you going with?
-Say hi to your loved ones.
-The tickets. Gimme the tickets.
Listen, but it was worth it, man?
Did you get her back? Because, man
Yeah, and what does
the "golden knees" want to say?
There's no way
she didn't forgive you after that, bro.
No, come on, come on,
just call Mafe, dude.
No, why do I have to call her?
So she, so she can help me
delete this stupid video, Daniel.
Yeah, alright!
She'll help you later, relax.
Try to cool off.
Oh, no, so embarrassing.
Wait, Santi, you should ease off
on those jokes, you know?
It looks like you're touchy today, huh?
-Or have you got your periods synced up?
-No
Look, if this man gets heartbroken,
we'll have a long year, all of us.
No way, heartbroken? But why?
It can't be that serious.
How many dates did they have, huh?
Just three dates.
Learn to suffer for things
that are really worth it, you guys.
It doesn't matter. I know him.
I was with him the last time.
He acts like a little boy
and starts crying.
Come on. Let's go.
Some ointment for those knees will do.
Okay, okay, okay. I'm coming.
DUDES
"HEARTBREAK AND ITS PHASES"
It's not that easy.
Hey, hey, hey. How about a day in the spa?
So he can relax. A facial massage.
-That helps me a lot.
-Oh, wow.
Oh, I see it now, dude,
I just realized it.
You're a woman disguised as a man.
No, Santi, no.
Careful with those jokes, cause nowadays
you could get arrested for that.
Well, anyway.
All right, so there are only two ways
to mend a broken heart, drinks and chicks.
Mmhmm, I like it. I like it!
And do you have any ideas?
-What do we do?
-There's no expedited way to do this.
Those things take time.
We have to give him a few days.
But we're gonna expedite it.
I'll see you at the happy hour.
We'll fix his heart express.
Oh, well, good luck with that.
I already have an important date today.
Oh, yeah?
With a cute little thing.
I'll show you later. She's hot.
Yeah, I can't do Mondays either
'cause I get a hangover
for the whole week.
Ugh, okay. Santi.
No, dude.
-Mondays are the worst. I won't go.
-Oh!
Oh, look who finally decided to show up.
Thank you so much. What's wrong?
Oh, no. I got wasted last night.
And Juli?
He's trying to get this taken down
over at the office.
Did you see?
Look at that face. My God.
-How about that?
-Yeah, poor thing,
he must be so embarrassed.
And look at the way he's walking.
So?
Hello.
-All right
-I really have to talk to you.
-I've been calling you, but
-Yeah, yeah.
-Juli
-Okay.
Shall we start guys?
-Uh-huh.
-Ready.
Well, as for me, I wanted to tell you
that I already got the contact
from Jacobo Paz.
But what kind of contact? Vocal or oral?
Yeah, thank you, Mafe.
Okay, so I'm gonna show you,
finally, the new algorithm
so you can understand
how everything will work.
First, we're gonna start
with a phase called a trial stage
with the new programmers.
We'll see if that works and, after that,
we'll apply the new algorithm
to make the platform start working.
MARCEL: SO, ARE YOU SURE
ABOUT WEDNESDAY?
The idea is for this phase
to last about three months,
so as to be able
to calculate everything at the global
and, mostly,
at the national level with the SMEs.
NEW MESSAGE FROM MAFE
Wait a sec, Migue.
March, you won't believe
how the dudes reacted to Juli's video.
We have to show it to Antonia.
There's no way she won't reconsider.
Drop by "Sweet Café" at 7:30 tonight
and we'll get some drinks
and show it to her.
Sounds good?
Toni,
Mafe made some plans
for tonight. Wanna come?
Plans? Today, Monday?
-Hm.
-That's so immoral.
All right.
Anything but going back
to my house and crying.
Hey, look what my dad had.
Can you please change it? I beg you.
Buddy, I know that Antonia
is making you
Oh, come on, man.
Can't you stop talking about Antonia?
-Stop it, stop it.
-Okay, okay. It's okay, it's okay.
I just want you to remember
who was there for you back then
for your last heartbreak? It was me, bro!
And you start to feel miserable and cry,
and listen to bachatas.
You know, and that woman's
not even worth it, bro.
Yeah, well, thanks.
Wow, that's such good damn advice, huh?
"The advisor".
Fine, fine.
I just want you to know
that I'm your friend
and I'll be here for anything you need.
DELETING IS NOT POSSIBLE
-No
-Chill out, man,
-and don't send her a text.
-No, man, I'm not texting her.
-Okay, so?
-I'm waiting for them to delete
that goddamn video
'cause it's so embarrassing, bro.
Oh, yeah, it's so ridiculous, man.
And what the hell were you even thinking?
I don't know. I don't know,
I don't know, I don't know
You're telling me
you had to screw another woman
to realize that you wanted to be with me?
You're seriously telling me this?
I don't understand.
Do you know what hurts?
I missed out on a woman
that's really worth it.
A smart woman.
A good person.
Yeah, I'm such an idiot. I'm a moron.
A moron.
Chill out.
Chill out, man.
You're not the only one
that made a fool of himself this weekend.
I can tell you about mine.
What happened?
Well, we're gonna have to get
something much stronger.
Can I get two tequilas over here, please?
I can say it was hard.
Well, not hard. I'll tell you now.
Wait for me, wait for me.
What is that?
Put your hands up in the air,
boys and girls.
-A class, Marcel?
-What the hell is this?
Now let's all get connected to matter.
I love it! Yes!
Hands up in the air. Shake them.
Connect with each other
because you have to remember
that we are all one.
-Hello.
-Welcome to the late comers.
What's your name, gorgeous?
An, Antonia.
-Hello, Antonia.
-Hello, Antonia.
Hi, handsome. And your name?
Marcel.
-Hello, Marcel.
-Hello, Marcel.
Welcome to the class
and please feel free to find the place
that best resonates with you.
We're going to vibrate
with our hearts and the souls.
Get connected to the matter. That's right.
Oh, no. What a bummer.
That guy there is from the movie, right?
What I would like is
Well, to give us another chance.
You know? The opportunity
you and I never gave each other
to be a couple, to be a family, right?
'Cause, you know,
things happened fast for the both of us.
I was so immature and a scared shit.
So I, I mean,
I'm glad one of us
was mature when Lucas arrived.
If not, we would've been
in the soup, right?
Hm.
But I already told you that, right?
Anyway, in, in short, that's it.
I mean, it's like
I would like for us
to give us a chance to become a couple.
I mean, become a family, right?
And, and, and, and,
uh, and, uh, build, I mean,
bui, bui, and build a future together.
A future together.
And what is this?
The keys to my house.
I want us to have
an open door relationship.
Which means?
Uh, I mean, that.
Well, I, I, I am now prepared
to be in a relationship
that's exclusive and transparent,
founded on trust and respect,
and on love, right?
That way we can think
of a future together.
Of course, while respecting our own space
we have built all this time
and, and, there's no rush, right?
Each one will, will have its own place.
Come in, beautiful.
Welcome. Come join us.
The matter and our hands
and our energy are one thing only.
-Hello.
-What is, what is this?
-Hey.
-Hey, hey.
-What the hell are we doing here?
-Okay, okay, okay.
-Look at what he's doing.
-The work you will do
must be something you have always wanted
to touch, and feel, and caress.
It can be something from your imagination
or it can be something
physically present here, hm?
Now, you can get inspiration
from anything you want.
It can be something in your imagination
or something
that's physically here, in this room.
What do you mean you wanna live
in separate houses, but still be a family?
We work well with the co-parenting.
We have a nice friendship,
and I also enjoy seeing you
every now and then.
But, I don't know, if you're still
not ready to move in together,
maybe this whole family thing
isn't for you.
Richie, I love you and you know that.
But it is what it is. It's all or nothing.
Do you already know what you want?
-No.
-No.
Yes, uh
Another bottle of wine, please, ma'am.
-Thank you.
-Sure.
No! I can feel
this wonderful phallic vibration.
Wow, it's lovely! Congratulations!
-It's wonderful.
-Oh, what an inspiration!
Wow. A vulva.
-It's divine! Yeah, congratulations.
-A vulva?
-Thank you.
-That's so powerful, I love it!
-It's a flower.
Hey, to be honest, Mafe,
that sculpture of yours
leaves a lot to be desired.
Daniel's looks like that?
Oh, what do you mean? Look who's talking.
So now you're gonna tell me
that your master builder's
looks like Tino's or something?
Miguel already left. Miguel is gone now.
Oh, but his was delicious.
Aw, was it that fast, March?
I'd say this is more
like, like my ideal man.
Oh, dude.
Cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers.
All right, so the chick was hot,
you had her served on silver platter
-and you didn't get a boner, man?
-Shh!
Yeah, he did get a boner.
-Yeah, okay.
-Are you taking those pills for the hair?
-No.
-So, what happened, man?
I did get it hard. I did get it hard.
But, you know, man, when it starts like,
like going 40 degrees to the left.
-Like an inflatable, like an inflatable.
-Yeah, that's right.
And I looked at it,
and slapped it and asked,
"What's the matter, buddy?"
And, well, it didn't get hard.
Oh!
Ugh, careful with opening your mouth.
-Careful.
-No, no, no, don't worry,
that won't happen.
All right, so you'll get another chance
to redeem yourself,
you'll take charge
and will get a boner, at least, right?
No, no, no, no, no, no,
I didn't tell you the best part yet.
All this happened at a swinger party.
-Oh, I can't believe it, Daniel.
-No, no, no, it was good.
We arrived at this place,
it was cool, nice people.
Then we saw a couple and we thought,
"Well, let's do the exchange"
and this girl goes head-on.
I've been dating her for two months
that's why she's thinking
Hey! Hey, wait a sec. You've been seeing
this chick for two months
and I didn't know anything?
Can you tell me what the hell
we're doing here please?
Okay, we agreed to meet
with Jacobo here today
because we'd like to invest some money
from Billuka into their movie.
Jacobo Paz?
-Yes.
-The one from?
-Yes, yes.
-Oh, but that movie is terrible.
-Come on, March.
-You shouldn't put money into that!
What do you mean?
The other day you recommended it.
-No, no, no, no.
-But
All right, I also need you
to do me a favor, please.
-What?
-I need to show this video to Antonia.
I mean, if this doesn't move her,
nothing will move her.
-Okay.
-So you're with me?
-Good.
-Let's go.
-That's nice.
-Anto, look
-Mafe.
-Is he a friend of yours?
Jacobo!
-What's up?
-Hi!
-We'll talk about that now.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Oh, okay, good.
-And will you introduce me
-to your friends?
-Hi, nice to meet you.
-Oh, yeah, he's March.
-Hello.
Um
-Marcel.
-And
-Antonia.
-You're, you're the director
of that movie called Wet tears, right?
-Dry tears.
-Dry tears.
Yeah
Listen, sorry if I'm being rude,
but I was just incredibly moved
by your beauty.
I wanted to make your portrait.
Uh, before the movie industry,
I used to sculpt.
I failed as, as a sculptor, but
Really? Well, I think it's very pretty.
It's looking very nice.
-You think so?
-Yes.
This is weird.
You've been dating a chick for two months,
which would be seven years
to a normal person,
and if this girl
is at your same crazy level sex-wise,
oh, brother, my respects.
You know what's weird?
I'm not sure if she was just trying
to go with the flow with all of this,
but I felt she was more excited
when we were going to do the exchange,
-you know what I mean?
-Mm, sure.
Well, it's all right.
I think you're in love.
-No.
-You are, man.
You're crazy about her
and don't want another dude to bang her,
that's why you don't get hard. Of course!
-No, no.
-Ah-ha! Have you tried with men?
Shut up!
Listen, man, can you bring us a cocktail,
a Bloody Mary, or Sex on the Beach maybe?
You're such an idiot, brother.
You're an idiot.
Oh, sweet Jesus.
Picasso used to say something
really interesting.
He said that sculpting
is the intelligence in art.
I totally agree with that
because it's not about shaping an object.
Instead,
what's that object doing in our souls?
Oh, and we adore all kind of shapes
and we love wieners.
Right, girls? Woo-hoo.
Wiener greetings.
Anyway, I don't like to leave things
unfinished or half done.
So how about we finish it together?
Um, oh, yeah, of course.
Yeah, I'd really love to.
-I mean, I don't have a problem.
-All right.
-Write down your number.
-Oh, dear Lord!
Jacobo,
what a wonderful
and profound and sensitive work.
I'm moved so deeply
because I can clearly see a woman,
so lonely, betrayed,
-in so much need of affection.
-Hey.
She's needy.
Based on what Richie said,
all areas must be focused.
This is our last chance.
Business development, accounting,
advertising, marketing, focus.
Are we clear, guys?
-It's clear.
-Great.
Well, those are basically the ideas
we have to position Billuka
as a solid, nationwide brand.
-Good, good, good, good.
-Perfect, bravo.
Good job, Richie. You nailed it.
We'll let you know
when the Brazilians deposit the money.
-Now let's get to work.
-All right!
No worries.
Okay.
And where are we with Jacobo Paz?
Okay, well, we appreciate the idea
that inspired Julián,
but I don't think it's a type
of investment for brand positioning.
No one goes to see those movies, man.
I still like the idea and we have
to support the Colombian movie industry.
'Cause you're too sweet, my friend.
Anyway, Mr. Paz is a no-go.
I told Ana María
we're gonna invest in a movie.
She said she knows him from college
and to stay away from him.
Oh, maybe she knows him really well?
-Dude, show respect. She's my wife.
-It's cool, man.
Just kidding! Make all the jokes you want.
But she told me something else.
He dated several of her friends,
and things turned sour with all of them.
And, not only that, but also
that his favorite sport became stalking.
-No.
-No way. And what else did she say?
'Cause I didn't get that impression. No.
Well, his modus operandi is:
he seduces them,
he wins their love,
takes their money and runs away.
Well, then, I'm glad that we didn't get
a chance to finally meet him.
Okay, if that's all, let's get to work.
Well, let's us know, okay?
-When we get the wire. Let us know, man.
-Most def.
Juli.
What's up with you?
Let's get dinner tonight.
I need to tell you so many things.
I've been looking for you
-Yeah, yeah.
-No, no, no, he's got plans.
-Oh, yeah, I'm in too.
-Yes, man.
-Today works.
-Okay, me too.
No, it's a men's night.
-No, no, no. Hey, hey.
-Is everything okay, Dani?
Don't pay attention to him.
Come, come, come.
-I have a call now. We'll talk later.
-No, it's okay. But I
Okay.
-Hit it harder. Harder.
-Good morning, how are you?
-Harder.
-Yeah, that's right.
Lean over a little bit.
-A little more. And what do you think?
-There or higher?
Oh, it's outstanding.
-It's big, isn't it?
-Oh, very nice, yeah.
Yeah, and it feels hard and very solid.
I'd say well-built.
Yeah, yeah, the furniture.
Yeah? And what do you think?
-It's not finished yet, but almost there.
-Of course. Yeah, I like it.
Listen, speaking of beauties,
very well-built and delicate.
Jacob Paz.
What? Who? Look, here.
What, the filmmaker, musician,
Picasso, writer, all of it? Yeah?
-Hello.
-Yeah, how are you?
What? What's up with him?
What? Oh, no, what a bummer. With him?
Listen, you know what?
I bet he'll take you to a drive-thru.
Or he'll take you out
to see one of his movies.
But careful, you can't buy popcorn
'cause you don't eat in the movies,
you sit and watch.
And I'm sure he's broke anyway.
Hey, stop, you don't know him.
So stop badmouthing him.
Oh, I don't need to know him
to understand that he's bad news.
And I'm not referring
to what you're thinking,
but, you know what, that too
Oh, come on.
I think it's looking very good.
-It's looking good.
-Come, check, check here.
It's outstanding.
Please check how that's going
and let me know.
-I gotta go do something.
-Mmhmm.
-How are you?
-Good, good, and you?
I'm good.
Hey, Mafe. SOS.
You need to send me that video,
I'm begging you.
Listen, Antonia has a date
with Jacobo Paz.
Okay. So we have a lot of cattle in here.
-So you guys just aim and I'll shoot.
-No, no, no, Daniel, no.
We're here having a few drinks,
we're chilling out.
-Just drop it, okay?
-Oh, what a moron.
I'm doing this for you.
So you can get that chick
out of your head.
-I can't.
-What's up?
Yeah, come on. Cheer up, dude.
-What is this?
-That's enough.
Uh, yeah, whatever.
-That's it!
-That's more like the Richie that I know.
-Very good.
-Let's get wasted, you know?
Very good.
Come on. Let's make a toast.
You're not the only one
suffering for a woman, buddy.
-Wow.
-Cheers.
Oh.
Let's go.
I don't give a damn.
-That's right.
-Open up.
Anyway, what happened? What happened?
I'm very happy to be here
and, and be able to share this movie
which has been a wonderful,
dreamlike, and pretty profound journey.
To me it's important,
but, above all, it's important to mankind.
And now, here is Dry Tears.
Enjoy it!
DRY TEARS
Congratulations. Really!
It was me.
I'm the one who won on the radio.
And, and I made it to the top on my knees,
but she didn't,
she didn't wanna come with me.
And you? Would you come with me too?
Aw, sweetie.
It would depend on what you've done
in order to have
to go up Monserrate on your knees.
And why don't you introduce us
to your friends at the table over there?
What do they do?
Wait here and I'll go ask them.
I like how you speak in public.
You do it so well.
Oh, and I like you. So, what do we do?
You know what? I think
that the first time we watch a movie,
we watch it for pleasure.
Or by sheer coincidence.
I mean, it just comes
it just appears in our lives, right?
I don't believe in coincidence.
When you wanna watch it a second time,
it means that you're on a quest
for something deeper.
I bet
that you weren't actively conscious
the first time you saw the movie.
-Hm?
-What did the movie say to you?
-What did you feel?
-What did the movie say to me?
I'm not sure I got such
a profound understanding of the movie.
-Mmhmm.
-Only a few things.
You did the right thing, brother.
You even proposed to her,
and that chick wanted more?
You got balls!
-You think?
-It's her loss, man.
And you were gonna screw up
'cause being single is the best.
And I just looked like a fucking idiot
going up to Monserrate on my knees.
Well, me too.
I was also screwing things up
'cause, I don't know, I think I was
I was getting attached,
I was getting infatuated
-Yeah.
-What? You mean you?
-I don't know what the hell's going on.
-Seriously?
Yeah, what's the point of living?
The point of living is
having hot looking chicks.
-Hm.
-That's all.
-Hot looking chicks.
-Hot looking chicks.
Look behind you.
A MOVIE FROM JACOBO PAZ
For that reason,
if we invest in these kind of companies,
and I already have a few of them in mind,
well, we can be sure that these companies
have high potential
to influence positive investment returns,
at the intersection of venture capital,
capital investment
and the space for impact investment.
-It's just perfect.
-Sounds good.
So you'll keep us posted on your progress
and what level of investment
we're going to need, of course.
-Yes, certainly. Done.
-If that's all
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much for your time.
Have a good day.
-See you later.
-Have a good day.
Thank you, likewise.
Yes!
Come on! Your presentation was a hit!
It really caught their attention.
Yeah, well, I hope it stays that way
when they realize that 90 per cent
of those companies are run by women.
-Cheers.
-Cheers.
"In nights like these
I am my best company.
It's when I leave the house,
but I'm still in my head.
I'm not thinking, though.
Instead, I'm watching my thoughts,
and my emotions lead me
like an overflowing river."
Why does he sound so long-winded?
-What's up?
-Hi, Mafe.
Hey, finally you decided to show up.
So, what were the boys doing?
We went with my grandpa
to claim his pension.
Yeah, we took a trip to the bank.
-Hm
-Hey, where's everyone?
No idea.
I got here a while ago,
I texted Juli, but he hasn't read it.
Do you think something happened to him?
He always calls if he can't come.
No, nothing can happen to him.
He's been blessed by all the goddesses
after going up on his knees.
Hm.
Oh, look.
Hello?
There's no signal here, dude.
Hello, hello, hello, hello?
Wait, wait,
there's no signal, man. What's up?
Hey, man, what's up?
Where are you guys at?
We're here, hanging out at the spa,
in the VIP section.
Here we are, man.
Sauna, Turkish bath, massage, Jacuzzi.
Drop by, man.
Besides, there's not much to do
until the Brazilians wire the money.
Thanks for the heads up, man.
Oh, don't be like that.
I sent a message
like 15 minutes ago to the group chat.
Drop by, man. Who are you with?
I'm here with Mafe and my grandpa, Tomás.
Oh, well, tell grandpa Tommy to
to get up and come over.
But, listen to me,
just play dumb with Mafe.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
It's cool, Dani. I heard. It's all good.
No, "all good" doesn't really mean that.
In any case, this spa isn't mixed.
They only accept men.
Okay, so drop by if you want.
Listen to me, man, you dropped away.
Let's talk later. Bye.
Okay, day off? I see.
Day off it is.
-Bye, Tommy.
-Bye.
-We're gonna miss you.
-Me too.
Hey, buddy, why don't you get ready?
You know, get your cane,
pack up your incontinence underwear
'cause we're outta here.
-And where we going?
-What do you mean?
Just don't ask questions.
Just do as I say.
It's early, we still have work to do.
Hey, hey. What happened?
Did he buy you popcorn and soda?
Tell me, tell me!
-Come inside!
-What?
Jeez. "Tell me, tell me."
Tell me now.
-So, did all that happen?
-All of it.
Yes. You're a genius.
No, you didn't miss a detail. Wait, yes!
You missed something really important
that you couldn't predict.
What?
-The kiss.
-Oh!
Don't tell me that you went
on to the next level.
-Mm
-Tell me now!
Antonia!
-No.
-Oh.
But it doesn't mean I don't want to.
-Believe it or not.
-Oh, no, right!
That's way too fast! Wildladies.com!
Careful, young lady!
Because you know that it's just a quickie.
A one-night stand, it's just something
Well, yeah. Yeah, of course.
Yeah, Marci, listen.
I just wanna have a good time,
I wanna enjoy and try new things.
NEW MASSAGE FROM MAFE
I told you. I'm a new woman.
You know what I don't want?
I don't wanna overthink things
like I always do
because it's not going well for me.
And that's over.
This is a change of strategy.
I'm a new Antonia.
I already told you.
And I'm a new person.
I'm willing to enjoy
brand new experiences.
Wow.
All right, watch this.
-What is it?
-Watch it.
-What is it?
-Just watch it!
It's not loading. What is it?
Damn, I can't believe it. It's Julián.
NO INTERNET CONNECTION
Julián? Are you serious, Marce?
Dude, why the hell are you insisting?
Remember, you told me
to fight fire with fire.
So, what are you doing?
Oh, no, no. I'm sorry.
I meant fighting fire with fire
when speaking of Andrew, that scumbag.
But it doesn't apply to this case.
Well, it's weird that it applies
to everyone in your life,
but when it comes to mine,
it's only to the ones you decide.
No, you need to stop. I'm done with this.
-Gosh
-Yeah.
And don't you have a meeting or something?
-Yeah, I'm leaving Hm.
-That's good.
Sorry to take your time.
-Bye. See you.
-See ya later.
-Idiot.
-Bye, idiot.
Uh, we had a badass night.
-Hot looking chicks!
-Hot looking chicks!
Eh, eh, eh, eh.
-Thanks for the invitation.
-Yeah, brother.
But, man, you were invited.
Okay, who, who scored?
-No, not you.
-No.
Ah, we were talking to three cute chicks,
but we, we got so wasted.
As usual.
You didn't that much.
It doesn't matter anyway.
We had fun, man, right?
Just us guys.
We don't always have to stick it in
INTERNATIONAL CREDIT FROM BRAZIL
TO BILLUKA COMPANY ACCOUN
-Yeah.
-You guys.
-What?
-We just got the money.
-No way, really?
-Are you serious?
All right, you guys!
-Come on!
-Come on!
Look, look, look.
-Jesus, that's amazing.
-Yeah!
-Cheers!
-Cheers, my man!
-Cheers!
-Cheers everyone.
All right!
-More, more.
-The money came in!
A massage
with a happy ending for all of us!
-Gimme some more.
-Cheers.
-To Billuka.
-To Billuka.
Well, I already knew,
since I'm a wizard,
I already knew this was gonna happen,
that's why I booked this place
so we can celebrate.
Let me see.
You see? Huh?
-Wow
-Wow
See that, man? Look, look, look.
A nice pool.
We'll go and invite
some hot chicks. Nice, right?
-Are you going? You?
-Yeah, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
-Let's do this then, man!
-Yes?
Dude, I need to figure out
a few things here in Bogota.
Oh, no!
It sounds interesting, but I got plans.
Man, you girls are nuts, right?
What do you have to figure out?
And what about you?
I'm not inviting you to read a book,
I'm inviting you to a country house,
man, to go get laid.
What we always want.
Well, Daniel keeps taking him out
to parties so that he feels better but,
you know, apparently,
it's "plans for men".
Well, listen, I don't know
what we're gonna do with Antonia.
'Cause that dude, Jacobo,
wants something else.
And exactly on that day he was there,
and I had to introduce them.
No, don't get me involved.
Julián will kill me.
Uh, uh, uh, uh! No, ma'am. No way.
-No, of course not.
-No!
You know what? I already know
what we can do to bamboozle Antonia
and make her think about something else.
We're gonna go to the country house.
She's got this house, Mafe
We'll be there, under the sun, boom-bang.
A nice drink, we'll have a fantastic time
and you can stop thinking
about all those men.
Perfect. What do you say?
Let's see.
Hello?
I know
what you're gonna do so that I forgive
your rudeness and bad energy towards me.
We're going
to your country house. That's it.
Invite your mom.
I haven't seen her in a while. Period.
Hey, yeah, that's a great plan.
And you know what?
I want you to forgive me.
So, let's go, great.
Oh, no, wait, no.
What am I saying? I can't go.
No, sweetie, I got plans.
What do you think?
No, Anto, give me a break. Listen, think.
Pool party, uh, drinks,
face masks, sun, sun tan, us three.
Mafe, you and me.
Huh? What do you think?
Besides, you're not gonna do
anything with Jacobo.
'Cause you're a "good girl".
You know what? You're completely right.
Let me talk to my mom.
I'll organize things and I'll call you.
I love it. It's a great plan.
Bye.
Good!
Cheers.
Jaco, what would you say if I asked you
to go on a trip with me this weekend?
-Would you like that?
-Wow, sounds great.
Yes.
DUDES
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