Heartbreak High (2022) s02e04 Episode Script

1
["Gone to the West"
by Tkay Maidza & Duckwrth playing]
Leave it at the tone, send a text
You don't know what's next ♪
I don't need to look for no one
Pull up in a bullet, no gun ♪
Gold on my teeth
Spend a hundred more, then repeat ♪
When it's done
You're searching for reasons to meet ♪
In sun
You said I'm what you need to believe ♪
- [cell phone chiming]
- Oh.
- Sorry, it's my medication reminder.
- [Darren] Mm.
[muffled] Oh. It's not working.
- Okay.
- [chiming stops]
[song resumes]
Goin' to the west ♪
[song fades]
[exhales] Another year,
another cursed school camp.
Are we ready?
- [Quinni laughs]
- No. Everyone hates me. Again.
[sighs] Am, no one even
remembers what happened.
Excited for camp, Pit Cunt?
Excited to die alone, Piss Fingers?
- Tell me you brought it.
- Oh. Mm-hmm.
Everything we have is right here.
Fan-bloody-tastic.
School camp is the perfect chance
to figure out which one of these
moose knuckles is Bird Psycho.
And the perfect chance
to get fuck-eyed in the bush.
Strawberry liqueur?
Have some self-respect, son.
[Darren] Harper's got the oozebay, right?
- [Amerie] Mm-hmm.
- [boy] That your new boyfriend?
Bye, Jett.
Does he know you get sad when you're away
from Mum's boob milk for too long?
I said bye, Jett.
[curious music playing]
- [Malakai] Hey.
- Hey.
[indistinct chuckling]
- [mumbles]
- Huh?
- [Malakai and Rowan chuckle]
- So they're, like, an actual thing now.
- [imperceptible]
- [Darren scoffs]
Oh, my God. [chuckles]
You know what? Good for them.
[music fades]
What? I don't care. Good for them.
Sure.
I don't need a man anyway.
I finally replaced my vibrator.
- Oh!
- Accio-orgasm!
Ew! Why was that in your pocket?
Also, J. K. Rowling is not it.
So I wish Malakai
all the very best in this new phase.
Also not it.
Anyway, I've got bigger fish to fry.
Or should I say bigger beds to fry.
That's the spirit.
So it's Malakai's loss. Not that I care.
- You look like you care.
- No, no. Not me.
[dramatically] Not me, not me.
Nope, nope, nope, no!
Not me. Not me.
She's still carrying
the vibrator. [laughs]
Freak!
- [Voss] Last bags on the bus. Let's move.
- I'll take this.
Hey, Rowan. Um [clicks tongue]
I just wanted to say
I'm really happy for you guys.
- Uh, okay. Thanks.
- Yeah.
As someone who knows Malakai
really, really well,
I, um, I know when he's happy
and he seems really happy with you.
I know you're probably intimidated
by our long and very sexy history,
but, um, you have absolutely
nothing to worry about.
Okay?
Enjoy camp.
["Thinkin Of U"
by Mona Yim & Memphis LK playing]
If you wanna know
You should know that I've been ♪
Thinkin' of you lately
Thinkin' of you lately ♪
- Okay, time for an election poll update.
- [snoring]
Amerie Wadia and her skank party
have now slumped in the polls
due to her recent mishap.
- She really has it out for me.
- [Zoe continues indistinctly]
[Darren] It's just Puriteen propaganda.
[Zoe] Also, Sasha has now fallen
behind Spider who is now in the lead.
CUMLORDS!
- [whooping]
- [seat rattles]
[indistinct chatter]
Suck it.
[laughs]
Buying votes I see.
Sex sells.
Okay, people, let's all remember
- to practice safe sex this school camp.
- [laughs]
We don't want
another monkeypox outbreak, yeah?
Another?
[chuckling]
So tell me, since when
do lesbians need condoms?
Since I started fucking your dad.
Huh. Better check who you've been fucking
'cause I don't have a dad.
[scoffs] That explains so much.
Really, are you gonna make
balloon animals with them?
No, dickhead.
I'm bisexual.
Not that it's any of your business.
[clicks tongue] Bisexual.
God, isn't anyone just straight anymore?
Piss off, Spider.
No, no! No shame, fellas. No shame.
Yeah, are you boys like a thing now?
Yeah, yeah, we are.
- [kisses] Hot.
- [laughs]
- [chuckles]
- Oi. Amerie must be devo.
- [Ant] Mmm.
- [Spider laughs]
That's really fucking rude.
[snores] Daddy!
[Ant] What? She lost her BF to a dude.
- It's spicy.
- Ignore them, babe.
It's fine. It's fine.
[Missy] Can you not? That actually hurts.
[Sasha] No, don't do that.
That is actually a safety hazard.
Let's go, school camp!
[students cheering]
- [upbeat music playing]
- [lively chatter]
[continues snoring]
Okay, so to avoid the usual frenzy,
we've decided to assign your cabins.
- There aren't many.
- Boys get the best cabins!
[students clamoring]
See, they've already learned
the most valuable lesson in the bush.
Apex predators must secure
the most advantageous territory.
[whistling softly]
[quirky music playing]
- Put me down! Put me down!
- [laughing]
Get me out!
Whereabout you bunking?
Um, wherever you are.
Obviously. [chuckles]
Hey, come on, let's go.
- [students chattering excitedly]
- This This is what camp's all about.
Students getting their hands dirty,
fighting a goanna.
It's survival of the fittest.
Woodsy asked us to use this camp
to bring the students together.
- We need to lead by example.
- Yeah.
Exactly.
[music fades]
Son of a bitch!
Why did we use packing tape?
- [knock at door]
- Oh.
[gasps] Hide the booze.
[Jojo] Girls, are you decent?
[Harper] No!
- 998, 999, 1,000, 1,001
- [grunting]
[Amerie] Oh, hey, Miss.
Hmm, don't want to know.
There's a dead possum
on the roof of cabin 6,
so I'll have to split 'em up.
- Zoe's gonna join you in here.
- What? But Zoe suc
ceeded in becoming our new cabin mate.
Congrats and welcome.
Hmm. If I were you, I'd try really hard
to make Zoe feel welcome,
'cause that's what I'd expect
from a school captain.
[Zoe] Don't worry.
I don't wanna be here either.
I can't imagine what depraved things
you're planning to do in here.
Oh, just the usual camp orgy. Right, Am?
[chuckles]
I wouldn't put it past you.
[Amerie] We get it.
You think you're better than us.
I don't think I'm better than you.
I pity you.
- [whimsical music playing]
- Running around degrading yourself,
wasting your mental energy chasing dick,
whilst I'm self-ing up
and taking control over my mind and body.
Sixty-nine days, bitch!
Since you grew your first pube?
Since any kind of sex act
clouded my judgment.
Sixty-nine, eh? Nice.
[Zoe] You see, you're actually unwell.
You can't help
but spread this sickness around.
Do you know how much damage you've done?
Making that map, turning our school
into a sex-obsessed horror show
that celebrates how many people
you can hook up with
and disguising it as sex education. I
Fully noted. I'm a disgusting sex demon.
Shame on me, et cetera, et cetera.
Anyway, great chat.
Can't wait to bunk with you.
But can you pop outside for 15
while we discuss something in here?
Uh, no, I have to unpack.
Oh, I actually feel a sudden
sex attack coming on,
- so better get out for your own safety.
- No, no, no, no!
- [all moaning loudly]
- [Zoe] Okay, okay.
Fuck, okay. Where are we at?
Bird Psycho,
she's gotta be top of the list.
She's one of my key suspects,
but there's a lot of other players.
Okay, didn't you rule out Sasha
and all of the CUMLORDS?
In theory. But there's always
a possibility I made an error.
[automated voice] Recording.
[Harper] So it could still be anyone?
Basically, yes.
Right, let's take it from the top then.
Remind me why
we don't think it's Spider again?
[Quinni] Because he's
pathologically afraid of birds.
[students chattering]
[quirky music playing]
[Malakai chuckles]
Oi, I've got you. Eh.
[Malakai chuckles]
[imperceptible]
Ugh, give me a break.
[music fades]
["Satisfaction" by Benny Benassi playing]
Oh, my God.
What in the Pornhub? [breathes deeply]
Push me, and then just touch me ♪
Till I can get my satisfaction ♪
- Push me, and then just touch me ♪
- [breathing heavily]
[mouthing] Come on.
Till I can get my satisfaction ♪
Me?
[moans]
- The vending machine had Fanta.
- Oh.
- [screams]
- [thuds]
- She'll be all right. [clears throat]
- [hesitates]
[Darren] Um
I'm actually boiling.
I'm gonna go for a dip in the lake.
Um, Quinni, you coming? [clears throat]
Quinni?
Oh, no, thanks.
[Darren] Oh. [clears throat]
[suspenseful music playing]
[music fades]
[girl] I'm okay!
You want a Fanta, Bianca?
[upbeat music playing]
[students cheering]
[boy 1] Drink! Drink!
[all cheering]
Shut the fuck up!
[students shouting]
- [Harper] Wake up!
- That is so fire!
Fire!
- [Ant] No, that's disgusting!
- [Darren] Wait, I
Never have I ever Shh! Um
Never have I ever
seen my parents have sex.
[students exclaiming] Ooh!
- [students gasp]
- [sputters]
[students] Ew!
Hot! Her mum is hot.
I'm pretty sure
they were doing reverse cowgirl.
[students exclaim]
- [Spider] MILF.
- [girl] MILF.
- [boy 2] Sorry.
- [Sasha] My turn. Shush it. My turn.
Never have I ever given a blow job.
- [Missy] Mm-hmm.
- [students exclaiming] Ooh!
[Rowan] Gluck Gluck 9000.
[students chuckle]
Rowan!
- [students chuckle]
- Yee-haw!
Oh. Never have I ever done anal.
[student exclaims]
- [slurping]
- [students cheering, laughing]
[Harper] Oh! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
[Sasha] Shit!
No, no, no, no. All right.
My turn. My turn.
All right.
Never have I ever had sex
with someone [gasps] I'm in love with.
- [boy 3] Goodness.
- [boy 4] What the fuck, Missy?
[Sasha] That's unfortunate.
- Oh. Bit of a mood killer.
- [Missy] So true.
[Malakai clears throat]
- [Sasha] You and me both.
- [knock at door]
[Jojo] Never have I ever
punched a student,
but maybe tonight I will.
- Party's over!
- [all clamoring]
[giggling]
[insects trilling]
[footsteps approaching]
[Spider] What's all that?
Moisturizer. Heard of it?
[scoffs] Of course, you haven't.
Parmesan face.
[sighs] Here.
- Not like that.
- Okay, well, how then?
God.
It smells like flower jizz.
[clicks tongue]
[Spider sighs softly]
[mellow music playing]
This is fucked.
[sniffs]
[mellow music continues]
Oi, are you okay?
[music fades]
Let's just go to sleep.
[Darren breathing heavily]
[Darren moans]
Wait, wait, wait.
What are you doing?
Giving you what you want.
What do you want?
Let's just
Let's just go to sleep.
[Ca$h sighs]
[snoring]
[suspenseful music playing]
[zipper unzipping]
[objects rustling faintly]
- [Quinni whispers] What are you doing?
- [gasps]
[whispers] Nothing.
Just looking in my bag.
Your bag's over there.
Oh, my God. I just got confused, okay?
You're not my mum.
[bag rustling]
What? Fuck ya.
[upbeat music playing]
[Jojo] All right, everyone, take a seat.
- Space yourselves out.
- [indistinct chatter]
Make sure you leave enough room
for your chakras. [laughing]
[laughs]
[Quinni] Where is it? Where is it?
I can't find my phone anywhere.
- Did you leave it in your cabin?
- I looked everywhere.
So, today's guided meditation
is about connecting with your higher self.
I want stillness.
- I want calm. I want
- [speaker beeps]
- [automated voice] Device connected.
- Huh?
["Another Toy" by SPEED
playing loudly over speaker]
- Who hurt you, Miss?
- [yells]
- [song stops]
- Sorry about that. [chuckles] Okay.
All right, everyone, let's close our eyes.
- Closing your eyes. Come on.
- [Spider clears throat]
[Jojo] Darren, close your eyes. All right.
[exhales deeply]
- Good. Yeah. Great.
- [calm music playing over speaker]
So, let's think of this
as a palate cleanser.
A way to hit refresh on the term.
[clangs, chimes]
- [clicks tongue, sighs]
- [Jojo chuckles]
Let's take a deep breath in.
[all inhaling deeply]
Hold for three seconds and release.
[all exhaling deeply]
[Jojo] I want you to imagine a beach,
the waves gently lapping the shore.
Now focus on the soles of your feet
sinking into the sand.
The water touching your toes.
Now, look across the blue water,
and feel the breeze
brush against your cheek.
- [speaker beeps]
- [automated voice] Device disconnected.
- [Jojo] Huh? Um
- New device connected.
[Amerie] Remind me why
we don't think it's Spider again?
[Quinni] He's pathologically
afraid of birds.
- It's called ornithophobia.
- Turn it off.
[Harper over speaker] Hmm. So who else?
- [Amerie] What about Ant?
- [Jojo] Spencer!
[Harper] Ant's way too stupid
to pull something like this off.
- [Jojo] Spencer, can I have the speaker?
- Fuck.
- [Amerie] Rowan?
- [Harper] Farmer wants a husband?
[Quinni] Makes no sense. It was his
first day when we found the dead bird.
- [Spider] That's what happens.
- Spider!
[Amerie] Sasha's coming for captaincy
and is desperate AF.
- [Spider] It's about your friends.
- Turn it off!
[Harper] And Missy does
whatever Sasha tells her to do.
- The fuck?
- [Jojo] Spencer, that's enough.
[Harper] Could it be Malakai?
- Spencer, stop it!
- [Amerie] You mean the guy
who gaslit me into thinking
I wanted an open relationship
while he was trying to decide
if he liked boys?
Who knows what he's capable of.
- Classic Amerie.
- Yeah, but that's not
- [Jojo] Spencer!
- [Voss whistles]
Enough!
[Quinni] 1400 hours
and you were in the stairwell for an hour
- Oh! That's my speaker
- [distant crash]
- [students chuckling and chattering]
- Now enough with this
wussy gossiping malaise.
- [Zoe chuckles]
- [Voss] We are gonna do
what we came here to do.
We are going bush.
We actually have candle-making time
- No go, Jojo. You had your chance.
- [Jojo] Oh.
[Voss] Follow me.
Last one in is a rotten egg.
[Spider] Let's go, CUMLORDS.
You really think I'd do that shit?
- Malakai [sighs]
- [students muttering]
- [girl 1] Thanks a lot.
- [girl 2] Thanks, Amerie.
- [students continue chattering]
- [somber music playing]
What just happened?
I think we just witnessed
another attack from
Bird Psycho?
And I think I know who it is.
[birds chirping and screeching]
[Missy] Oi, Miss, are we there yet?
[Voss] Just follow the sound of my voice.
Ew, ew, ew. There are so many bugs.
Thanks a lot, Amerie.
Yeah. Thanks a lot, Amerie.
[girl] Thanks a lot, Amerie.
- [chuckling]
- [indistinct chatter]
But why Zoe?
She was up to something last night.
She could've planted that dead possum
just so she could bunk with us.
You know, I was just
messing around before.
I don't really think you're stupid.
- Ant?
- Yeah, whatever. It's cool.
Just kind of thought we were friends.
We are.
Righto! Stopping.
[whimsical music playing]
No peeking.
Now, who can tell me
what this activity is about, huh?
Anyone?
It's about teamwork.
Now, in order to get back to camp,
make it out of here alive [chuckles]
you have to work as a team.
Are you sure about this?
Absolutely. We've been doing it
since I attended Hartley High.
Now, it is a rite of passage.
We'll be fine, Miss.
Come on, let's go. Let's leave them to it.
I have a really bad feeling about this.
[Voss] No peeking.
No peeking!
- Marco.
- Polo.
- Polo?
- [Jojo] Oh, my
- Marco.
- [Voss] Polo!
He's getting further away.
Wait, did he say Marco and Polo?
- That's not the game.
- [students muttering]
[Spider] What are we doing?
[whispering indistinctly]
- [Spider exhales deeply]
- [Zoe] He left us in the bush.
[Spider] All righty.
So, we have got six water bottles,
nine tampons, a ChapStick,
a fidget spinner,
a lighter that if you rub it,
chick's bikini comes off.
- Oh! Sick.
- Um, some muesli bars and
Well, at least someone had
a good time last night.
Was it you?
- [Amerie] Let's mess her up.
- [Zoe] Shut up!
We need proof or it means nothing.
I'll get proof with my fists.
Sounded cooler in my head.
We need to play it smart.
When she falls asleep tonight,
we check her pockets.
- Okay, we need to organize ourselves.
- [Spider] Chill.
I would like to nominate myself
as the leader.
- [snorts] Dream on.
- You have a better idea?
[Spider] Yeah, I do actually.
Thanks, dildo juice.
Who votes that we tie Amerie to a tree
and we follow me back to camp?
[Missy] Well, who wants to follow
Sasha and me?
I have a deadly sense of direction.
And Sasha secretly packed
a bag of Maltesers.
- I told you not to tell.
- Sorry.
Or hands up if you wanna follow me.
- [Zoe] Ha-ha.
- [girl] Nice one.
Great. There, it's settled.
Amerie sucks, and we're going this way.
- [Missy] Told you you couldn't trust her.
- Men at the front.
- [Missy] What?
- [Amerie] Yeah, um, no.
That's the wrong way, guys.
- What are you doing?
- Guys!
- Can I please have my lighter back?
- [Missy sighs]
[serene music playing]
[birds chirping and squawking]
[music fades]
[Spider clears throat]
[pops cheeks]
All right, guys, let's, uh,
let's just rest here.
Refuel a bit.
Ant, chuck some muesli bars.
[muffled] Oh. About that.
[Spider] Seriously, dude?
What is wrong with you?
What? I faint
if I don't eat every 30 minutes.
[Harper] Well,
it's not his fault we're lost.
[students muttering angrily]
[Quinni] I hate
that I don't have my phone here.
What time is it?
Is it gonna get dark soon?
Uh, judging by the shadows,
- I reckon it's about 3:00 p.m.
- [student whistles]
My mum made me and my brother
do Cub Scouts.
When?
[mockingly] "My mum made me
and my brother do Cub Scouts."
We need a break.
No, we need to keep going.
[Sasha] Zoe, my feet are killing me.
I'm tired and I don't have
my Invisalign here,
so my teeth are gonna get
all janky and fucked up.
Shit, sorry, dude.
I need a break.
[Darren] Well [sobs]
which one of us
we gonna eat first? [sobbing]
[Spider] The safest thing for us to do
is just to stay put.
Wait till we get found.
[Quinni] That's not exactly true.
The safest thing we can do
is walk downhill,
find a stream of water
which'll lead us to agriculture
[Spider] CUMLORDS
- Let's set up over here.
- Okay, cool.
Uh, SLTs, we're gonna set up over here.
[quirky music playing]
- SLTs?
- SLTs, we're setting up over here.
Puriteens, take the higher ground.
[Harper] Set Set up what?
[groans in frustration]
[music fades]
[sighs]
- [line beeping on cell phone]
- Hey. [grunts]
Hey, can we, like, debrief?
About what?
About, you know, uh,
the bunk bed last night.
[pensive music playing]
Nothing happened
in the bunk bed. [chuckles]
- We were drunk. It wasn't right.
- Why
Why do I feel like
you're about to explode?
I don't wanna talk about this.
My days. I don't get it.
You spend all this time
trying to take things further
and the second I try, you reject me.
Reject you?
How do you think I feel
knowing you're doing it to pity me?
Darren.
Darren, I don't pity you. I love you.
Can we just talk about this for two sec
[intriguing music playing]
[chuckling]
[Sasha] Whoa. What if they're poisonous?
- [Missy] Don't think they are.
- [Harper] They look like a good time.
[Ant] Yeah.
[Spider] Do we think they're magic?
Oh, they're magic. Trust me.
All right, so,
we're not eating them, right?
Wait, what?
[students exclaiming and laughing]
Oh, don't!
[boy] Stupid!
- [Spider] Can't believe you ate those.
- That's so dangerous.
- [sizzling]
- [Voss whistling]
[footsteps approaching]
I'm going back to get them.
They've been gone for hours.
Do you hear that?
That is the sound of peace and quiet.
Yeah. Okay.
Can I please just have the car keys?
You know, that is the problem
with today's generation.
At the first sign of trouble,
when something gets too tough for them,
we feel we have to swoop in
and save the day.
Hmm, couldn't agree less.
When I was an adolescent,
and struggled with my emotions,
my dad would drive me
to Belanglo State Forest,
drop me off,
force me to find
my way back home. [chuckles]
Right. The same forest
where Ivan Milat buried his victims?
- Very same.
- Yeah, solid parenting.
[Voss] It worked wonders.
[Jojo sighs]
One more hour
and we're going back to find them.
Sausage?
[exhales]
[Spider] Ant, whatever you do,
don't throw up.
[indistinct chatter]
- He would've died if they were poisonous.
- I feel fine.
[Harper] Really?
- See?
- Maybe they're just normal mushrooms.
[Sasha] Okay,
we should use the fire to cook them.
- It's the only food we have.
- [Spider] Uh, no.
CUMLORDS started the fire,
and we're not sharing it.
Start your own fire with your farts? Hmm?
Okay. Well, SLTs found the mushrooms,
so go find your own food, pig?
[Spider] Maybe I will.
[Ant] Like I said,
I don't feel anything, Mr. Snugglepot.
[Ca$h] Hey, hey. [shushing]
[Amerie] Mr. Snuggle?
[Ant] I don't have
enough money to pay rent.
- [Harper] It's working.
- Do you accept a little kiss maybe?
[Harper] Stop, stop, stop!
- No, no, no, no, no!
- [all exclaim]
- [Harper] No! No!
- [all laughing]
- [Ca$h] Suck it, Spider!
- Shit!
[students laughing]
Oh, my God. You guys, Ant is high as fuck.
[laughs] Ant is definitely
high as fuck. [echoes]
["Clap Clap"
by Anunaku & DJ Plead playing]
What else have we got to do?
- [Zoe] True.
- What did I tell ya?
[Spider] Get out of my way.
Oh, my God!
[Zoe] No, no, no!
This is perfect.
We stay sober, confront Zoe
and make her confess.
[muffled] Mm, that's a great plan.
[Quinni] Uh [sighs]
[sputters]
[sighs]
- [gulps]
- [Sasha] Don't throw them up.
- I'll be fine.
- [Quinni] Yup.
[quiet chatter]
How are you feeling?
You know, like someone
who hasn't taken shrooms.
[Amerie sighs]
Maybe they don't work.
[grunts]
["Orinoco Flow" by Enya playing]
[cicadas chirping loudly]
Can you hear that?
[chirping continues]
[music continues]
Can you hear that cicada?
Let me sail, let me sail ♪
Do you hear the music?
Orinoco flow ♪
Let me sail, let me sail
Let me crash upon your shore ♪
Let me reach, let me beach ♪
I I can hear music.
[music continues]
[Ant giggling]
I told you!
Mr. Snugglepot is a freaking DJ.
I can hear it.
- [gasps]
- That's it!
Hey, look.
That's amazing.
Sail away, sail away, sail away ♪
- Sail away, sail away, sail away ♪
- [gasps]
Whoa! Amerie just disappeared.
[students chuckling]
Sail away, sail away, sail away ♪
From the North to the South
Ebudæ unto Khartoum ♪
From the deep Sea of Clouds
To the Island of the Moon ♪
Carry me on the waves
To the lands I've never been ♪
Let's go.
Carry me on the waves
To the lands I've never seen ♪
- [song stops]
- [students laughing]
It's amazing!
[laughing]
["SpottieOttieDopaliscious"
by OutKast playing]
[male voice] Welcome to paradise,
my little bush turkeys.
[students exclaiming in awe]
- [insect buzzing]
- [grunts]
[chuckling]
Damn, damn, damn James ♪
[song fades]
Anything?
Relax. They'll be fine.
Spider and the boys
know what they're doing.
It's almost nighttime.
My entire class is missing
and you're telling me to relax?
Just chill.
- No, no. I'm calling search and rescue.
- [sighs]
Should have never
let you do that exercise.
The exercise was meant to test them.
No, the exercise was bullshit.
They're probably out there
lost and afraid.
- [line ringing]
- [sighs]
[automated voice]
Your call could not be connected.
["Swastika Eyes (Chemical Brothers Mix)"
[by Primal Scream playing]
[laughing loudly]
[male voice echoing] I have traveled
many years in many galaxies
[music continues]
Your soul don't burn
You dark the sun ♪
- [Ant] Chase me, Mr. Snugglepot.
- [laughs]
- Come get me.
- [laughing]
- Scabs, police, government thieves ♪
- [students laughing]
Venal psychic amputees ♪
- Parasitic your syphilitic ♪
- [crying]
[Zoe] Do you take milk in your tea?
[distorted] Do you?
I don't like this camp anymore.
Drink the tea, little girl.
Drink it! [cackling]
- [continues cackling]
- [continues crying]
[trippy music playing]
Nothing's real, nothing matters.
We're all dust! [laughing]
[Sasha laughing]
- [Ca$h laughing]
- [Ant] We're all dust!
Hey.
- Hi.
- Come with me.
[music fades]
[Zoe in normal voice] There you go.
[students chattering]
[laughs]
[slurps] Mmm!
It's a gorgeous brew.
[Zoe] Glad you think so. [chuckles]
- Try some of the mud cake.
- [Amerie gasps] Ooh.
[Quinni] No.
We can't possibly have dessert first.
Spit.
- [exclaims]
- [Quinni] Thank you.
[Zoe] You know,
that's really smart, Quinni.
You're really smart.
Sometimes I don't think I'm very smart.
I think you're smart, Zoe.
- Really?
- Yup.
- Actually?
- [Amerie] Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
I even wondered
what a smart person like you
might think about all that crazy shit
that's been happening at school.
[Zoe] Yeah, I don't follow.
You know, with whoever's been putting up
all those feelings around school.
Feelings?
I know what you're doing.
You think I'm Bird Psycho!
- I am not Bird Psycho!
- [Amerie] Yes, you are!
You're ruining my life
because you think I'm a sex goblin
and you stole Quinni's phone
and played the recording.
That wasn't me!
Then why are you sneaking around at night
like a sneaky, freaky Bird Psycho?
'Cause I was paddling the pink canoe!
- [Zoe sobs]
- What?
- Huh?
- You know, I was poppin' the hood.
I was visiting the bat cave.
[amusing music playing]
You know,
I was auditioning the finger puppets.
I was DJing the VJ.
I was flicking through cliterature.
I was buttering my crumpet.
- I love crumpets.
- Ah, me too.
I don't understand.
[loudly] I was masturbating, okay?
[gasps]
It was all that "Never have I ever" stuff.
It just really got in my head.
I don't believe you.
No? Then why do I have this?
What the hell? Is that my vibrator?
I stole it, like the dirty little
rat thief that I am. [crying]
[Quinni] So unhygienic.
[Zoe wailing]
Oh, God.
[music fades]
So I think we got that one wrong.
Yeah, it's possible
I went a little too hard on her.
I feel kind of bad.
Back to square one.
[insects trilling]
[laughing]
[leaves rustling]
- Snugglepot?
- [chuckles softly]
Ugh. Why are you following me, creep?
[Missy scoffs]
I just I didn't want you to be alone.
Well, maybe I wanted to be alone.
Is that true?
Maybe.
Then tell me to go and I'll go.
Come on.
[whispers] Tell me.
["BICHOTAG" by KAROL G playing]
Wait, wait.
[breathing heavily]
Let me.
I want to.
Do it.
[music continues]
[laughing]
- Wait, what did you say?
- [laughing]
I didn't say anything.
- Do that again.
- [laughing]
What?
[in Amerie's voice] Do what?
[ethereal music playing]
[chuckles hesitantly]
Chippies are my ride or die.
[softly] Wow.
That's crazy.
[chuckles] What, cunt?
[laughing]
Would you like to help me
take my clothes off?
[Malakai] Wow.
Is Is that you, Amerie?
[music fades]
Whoa.
[normal voice]
Are you being serious right now?
[laughing]
Uh, don't
What? Amerie, wait.
[continues laughing]
Oh. [sniffles]
[chuckling]
Oh! You came back! [laughing]
- What?
- Come here.
Come here.
Um, where's Rowan?
[Malakai] Come on. Come sit down.
I think maybe that's a bad idea.
I think it's a great idea.
- Sleep it off, Malakai.
- [laughs]
You sleep it off. [laughing]
I know it's tough,
but if we're gonna be in a relationship,
we've gotta learn
how to talk to each other.
Especially about the hard stuff.
[Ca$h sighs]
It's just that game we played last night,
kind of threw me.
I didn't know you'd done all that stuff.
Sex stuff.
Guess I felt jealous.
[voice breaking]
Like, why them and not me?
[gentle music playing]
I want to find a way
that works for both of us.
- I don't want you to be uncomfortable.
- No, Darren, that's
That's impossible.
You've only ever made me feel comfortable.
You let me be myself.
You're my soulmate, Darren.
You're mine.
[chuckles, sniffles]
["I Wish It Was Me" by Obongjayar playing]
I want you to lead.
Tell me what you want.
I want you to touch yourself.
And you don't even
Have to think about it ♪
And if you do
It doesn't show everywhere you go ♪
You're at home
I'm in love and in envy of you ♪
Ooh, I'll adore you ♪
Ooh, I adore you ♪
- [Darren moans]
- I want you to cum.
- [breathing heavily]
- I want you to cum for me.
Never lose your star ♪
I'm so proud
Proud of all that you are ♪
I wish it was me ♪
[both chuckling]
I wish it was me ♪
[Ca$h] I love you.
[Darren] I love you so much.
[cell phone chiming]
That's my alarm.
My phone.
[chiming continues]
- [hissing]
- [screams]
[foreboding music playing]
No.
Fuck.
[breathing heavily]
- [music fades]
- [birds chirping]
Thanks.
[Amerie] Hey.
I'm sorry if that whole situation
was 'cause of me.
I've been an arsehole.
I You don't deserve that.
I don't know what's wrong with me.
I just keep doing these shitty things
and the fucked thing is
I've actually been really, really
trying to be a better person.
Anyway,
for what it's worth,
I'm gonna get out of the way,
Malakai wants to be with you
and you seem to have a real connection.
Not so sure about that.
Maybe I was just
in the right place at the right time.
I reckon we can all be better
if we really wanna be.
I really, really wanna be.
[gentle music playing]
[sighs] Best sleep of my life.
[music fades]
[exhales] Same.
[groans softly] Are we rescued yet?
[Harper groans]
[whimsical music playing]
[music fades]
[beeping]
Was last night okay for you?
Yeah.
- You?
- Mm-hmm.
[Darren chuckles]
[Ca$h sighs]
You guys look fucked up.
- [Sasha] Huh?
- [students yawning]
[Darren and Ca$h laughing]
Wait, where's Quinni?
[Ant yawns] I haven't seen her.
[Sasha] Where is Quinni?
[somber music playing]
[students shouting in distance]
Quinni! Quinni!
[Amerie] Maybe she went towards the back?
[students] Quinni! Quinni!
[Sasha] Guys! Guys! We found her!
- [Darren] Oh, my God!
- Quinni.
- Oh, my God.
- What's happened?
[Quinni, weakly]
I've been bitten by a snake.
It's probably an eastern brown.
- [Spider] What?
- I could have 30 minutes to live.
- [Harper] Oh, my God.
- [clamoring]
Help!
Let her finish! Let her finish!
[Quinni] If you panic, I'm going to panic.
Which means the venom
will travel to my lymph nodes faster.
You all have to stay calm.
You're my only chance of survival.
I have to focus on breathing.
Very slowly.
Shit! Shit, guys, guys.
- This is not good.
- Spider, not now.
- Do you still have your blindfold?
- Yes.
Bind her ankle. You too.
Um, Missy, any idea
how to get us out of here?
The creek.
It runs downhill to the campsite.
Okay, great. Everyone, let's get her up.
Okay, on three.
[Amerie] Look at me.
- [Sasha and Amerie] One, two, three.
- [Harper] Be gentle.
[Amerie] Hold her steady.
Hold her steady.
[Spider] Watch her leg.
My phone.
[somber music playing]
[students speaking indistinctly]
[somber music continues]
[imperceptible]
[breathing weakly]
[music continues]
Miss!
Miss!
[breathing weakly]
[music fades]
[somber music playing]