Jurassic World Camp Cretaceous (2020) s02e04 Episode Script

1
[suspenseful music]
[growling]
It can't be.
-Is it?
-I'm seeing it, too.
-That is most def a bonfire.
-People. People!
-Someone got our SOS signal.
-Let's go find them.
-It's time to go home!
-[laughing]
[panting]
[all giggling]
Oh, we're almost there. I can feel it.
[groans]
[gasps]
Yes! We're getting closer.
[shouts]
[all] Yeah!
Whoa!
[groans]
Yeah!
[laughs]
[pants]
Come on! We're so close!
-Oh, it's real!
-Guys, we're going home!
[panting]
[gasps]
[grunting]
The bonfire, it's gone.
[gasps]
What if they left?
What if the people who came to save us
gave up and we missed our chance?
-[growling]
-[gasps, panting]
[all breathing heavily]
[whimpers]
Could be a really big Compy, right?
[gasps]
Darius, didn't you say
they were creepo skylarks?
I said they were crepuscular.
[snarls]
[all scream]
[panting]
[grunts]
[groaning]
[gasps]
[growls]
Okay, come on!
[panting]
[screaming]
-[explodes]
-[groans]
-[Mitch] Get down!
-[whimpers]
[grunts]
[fireworks crackles]
[growling]
[kids coughing]
[gasps]
Oh, thank goodness. You're okay.
[panting]
You are okay, aren't you?
Who Who are you?
Well, after all that,
maybe you should call us your salvation.
-[shouts]
-[giggling]
We could not believe it
when we saw your campfire.
-Did you get left behind, too?
-Not looking like that, they didn't.
Yeah. Are you, like,
some super stylish rescue squad?
Guys, take a breath.
We don't even know your names.
I'm Mitch,
and my better half here is Tiff.
We're eco-tourists.
That's a fancy way of saying we travel to
exotic places and photograph rare animals.
I know Simon Masrani. Or knew.
When we heard what happened here,
we were, like, zoop!
Zoop! Gotta get down here.
I was fine taking snaps
of lions and tigers, but--
Pics of dinosaurs in the wild?
You don't pass that up, do you, babe?
I guess you don't, babe.
[laughing]
I travel, too!
Before we got stuck here, obvi.
You've seen my videos,
Brooklynn Unboxes the World?
The web channel?
Mm
[scoffs]
When we activated
the emergency distress beacon,
we hoped someone would get our signal.
-I kind of can't believe it worked.
-Oh, yes, the signal.
Honey, remember when we got that?
It was right after
the boat dropped us off.
[shouting]
That's our tour guide, Hap.
Came highly recommended.
Knows cameras and the outdoors
like the back of his hand,
but not much of a talker.
Almost there, right, Hap?
[shouts, pants]
[chuckles]
Our camp's not much, but hopefully
you'll be okay roughing it with us.
-[Sammy] Oh, my gosh!
-[Yaz] Oh, is this a dream?
-Out of my way!
-Ooh, stuff!
Look at that. Oh!
-Is this real?
-Oh, wow!
-Look at that! Over there!
-Awesome!
This is crazy!
-[gasps]
-Even the mosquito net is luxurious!
[Yaz] This is what I imagined
Kenji's penthouse would be like.
-But better because we aren't locked out.
-I see brand names!
It's fine, I guess.
Personally, I'd have arranged the yurts
in more of a A-line config.
[muffled laughing]
-[laughter]
-Wow!
[gasps]
A can opener?
Do you know how long I spent trying
to open those cans of fruit we found?
It almost broke me.
My goodness, I can't imagine
how hungry you all must be.
Would you like some breakfast?
[dramatic music]
[Sammy] Good!
[moaning]
Oh, man, that's good!
After that, we escaped
another dinosaur attack, and another one.
-[Darius] And then we saw your bonfire
-[Sammy] This is like cooking back home.
and you saved us
from a dinosaur attack.
So many attacks.
And here you are,
after all you've been through.
Camp destroyed, being abandoned,
losing your friend
Oh!
Don't be a downer, babe.
They're with us now and they're safe.
And when our boat comes back
in a couple of days--
-[Tiff] After it refuels in Papagayo.
-[Mitch] After it refuels in Papagayo,
we'll get you back to the mainland.
-We're leaving in two days?
-Is this really happening?
It is, sweetie. You're going home.
-[screams]
-Yes! Home!
Yeah!
[giggling]
Hey, you wanna see some pics we took
of Big Five animals in Botswana?
Oh!
These are so cool!
The camera does the work for you.
I've also got a JC-1000.
Actually, I've got a JC-3000.
Prototype, never been on the market--
Got any dinosaur shots?
Unfortunately, not yet.
Personally, I had my sights set
on the T. rex.
I can't wait to see its craniofacial
biting behavior in action.
Sorry. I can be a bit of a nerd
about dinosaurs.
Craniofacial talk? I'll bite.
Sorry. That was That was terrible.
-Looks like we both need muzzles.
-I know, right?
[laughing]
You, uh, do this for a living, yeah?
Not sure if you heard,
but I travel the world, too.
Yep. Yep. Vlogger!
Kind of a big deal.
Okay, so, where have you been,
nature guide?
Nature places.
Do you take people
on photography eco-tours a lot?
Mitch said you came highly recommended.
Is this your first time working with--
-[clanks]
-No more questions.
Your food will get cold.
All right, why don't you kids freshen up
while we clear the table?
It's a little primitive, sorry.
In the bathroom yurt
you'll find a solar-powered shower
and a heated toilet.
[gulping]
I love you!
It's fine if you don't say it back.
Love you!
[giggles]
[ominous music]
Hey, that's mine.
Can you?
[groans]
[Darius] Brooklynn, come on.
[ominous music]
[growls]
Pre-pasted toothbrushes?
What are we, royalty?
[gasps]
Four kinds of hand cream?
Eeh! Little soap peacocks!
Please, this is all so basic.
If you guys had seen my penthouse--
Ssh. I can't prove it yet, but I think
[ominous music]
there's something going on with Hap.
He dodged all my questions
and was really weird
about the key card I found in Wu's lab.
Mitch and Tiff are clueless.
She's too "golly goodness"
to notice anything,
and all he thinks about is dinosaurs.
-What's wrong with that?
-No, I
[sighs]
I'm just saying Hap's suspicious.
-He's gruff, and unsmiling, and--
-What's wrong with that?
I don't mean Look,
could Hap be involved with Mantah Corp?
Am I crazy?
I mean, the Mantah Corp folks who sent me
were like corporate spies,
not action-man, secret-identity,
pew-pew spies.
Look, I know you've got conspiracy
on the brain, Brooklynn, but forget Hap.
In two days, we're going home.
Let's focus on that.
Don't worry, Brooklynn.
Just in case, we'll keep our eyes open.
[sighs]
Amazing, right?
I have a Reiki healer back home
who showed me a few tricks.
Miracle worker.
Wow!
[ominous music]
-[gasps]
-What are you doing? Is it spying?
No! It is not spying.
[sighs]
Okay, it's spying. What are you doing?
Dude, I just had to get away
from Tiff and Mitch.
I don't get how anyone could stand them!
It's like, we get it, you're rich.
You don't have to throw it in our faces.
[Hap] Look at the lens cover.
[groaning]
The threads don't match up!
Nope, not at all weird that a guide
for photographers isn't good with cameras.
What do I do with this?
We gotta get into that yurt.
Look!
[baby dinosaur squeaking]
[growls]
[squeaking, howling]
Oh, so cute!
-Come here, little guy.
-No, stop!
-[gasps]
-[snarls]
-[screaming]
-[gasps]
Hey!
Over here!
[groans]
[Tiff whimpering]
[squeaking]
[panting]
Oh, that was close.
They look cute,
but they have trace amounts--
Of venom in their bites.
Quick thinking, D.
How did you know that would work?
I've been keeping a log
of their scavenging
and other dinosaur behaviors.
I mean, it's not much.
This is incredible, Darius!
And Yaz drew all the pictures.
Pretty great, right?
We haven't seen even a tenth
of the dinosaurs you have.
Maybe we've been looking
in the wrong places.
We've only got two days
to see these magnificent animals.
And when the legal battles end
and this park closes for good,
what will all of this have been for?
[baby dinosaur squealing]
Will it still mean anything to anyone?
Hey, two days
is still plenty of time to explore!
In fact, I know a place not too far
from here that will blow your minds.
You in?
[alarm ringing]
[Hap] You!
Step away from the yurt!
-What's going on?
-Isn't it obvious?
The chatty one and the hair
were trying to sneak into the yurt.
These kids can't go snooping
into private spaces.
Now, now, Hap.
I'm sure it was all a misunderstanding.
"Misunderstanding"?
Do yourself a favor
and stay out of my yurt.
Let's talk about this calmly, okay?
[suspenseful music]
Sorry about that.
It's our first time working with Hap,
and he's very protective of his yurt.
Set it up himself,
moved all the equipment in.
Hasn't even allowed us in.
Ha! See? See?
Maybe we should postpone our trek.
You've all been through a lot.
Especially that one it seems.
No, it's It's fine.
Brooklynn won't touch the yurt,
and we'll all go to the place
I wanted to show you.
Uh, Darius?
I think maybe we should freshen up
before we decide that.
-We already freshened up.
-Can never be too fresh.
[Roxie] Really? There isn't anywhere else
we can talk?
Hap is hiding something!
Why put an alarm on a yurt?
Uh, so a dinosaur or a you can't sneak in
and wreck his stuff?
I was there, too, and that alarm
was definitely crepuscing me out.
[scoffs]
Typical.
What's that supposed to mean?
You can't just let
this conspiracy stuff go, huh?
And for what?
A new video to boost your followers?
Who said anything about followers?
You think I'm doing this to get attention?
Yes! That's your whole deal.
You're mad Mitch and Tiff haven't heard
of you, and now you're doing this.
And what's your whole deal, Darius?
Dinosaurs?
You care more about them
than actual people.
That's hilarious! You calling me selfish.
You're obsessed.
Just because Mitch is acting
all "cool dad" with you doesn't
Oh
No, Darius. I didn't--
Not cool, superstar.
[breathes deeply]
Uh, what about your other friend?
Don't worry about her.
She's doing her own thing.
[somber music]
[sighs]
[footsteps approaching]
Aren't you gonna go with them?
No. I'm staying here.
I know you didn't mean the "dad" thing.
It was a slip.
Happens to everyone, even me.
Especially me.
Darius knows
you didn't mean it that way, too.
Just give him time.
Come on. Even if Hap reset the alarm,
I can disarm it.
Wait, what? Okay
How did "give him time"
turn into "break back into the yurt"?
Because once I prove I'm right,
Darius will have to forgive me.
I can't believe
I'm the voice of reason here.
[sighs]
Brooklynn.
[gasps]
Mitch and Tiff asked me
to go with them, but I said, "Nah.
I'll make sure those two
don't get into any trouble."
Let's not make this any more unpleasant
than it needs to be.
You guys are gonna love this place.
It's just up here.
[dinosaur growls in the distance]
[gasps]
Wow!
[dramatic music]
[camera shutter clicks]
[dinosaur howls]
[imitating howling]
[footsteps approaching]
[growls]
[chuckles]
[imitating howling]
[growls]
[howling]
If you think this is cool,
there is one more place we could go.
The watering hole.
Just my favorite place on the island!
I mean, getting that close
to so many herbivores and carnivores,
and nobody's fighting?
You could get lots of good pictures there!
There are so many dinosaurs!
Babe, what would we do without this kid?
Let me radio Hap with the change of plans.
-Watering hole day!
-[chuckles]
[ominous music]
[sighs, gasps]
[snoring]
[yawns]
[gasps]
[snoring]
[yawns]
[Tiff] Come in, Hap. Hap, come in.
[gasps]
-I'll save you, mermaid.
-Do you only have one dream?
-Come on. Now is our chance.
-[screams]
-[Hap] No, you listen. I'm done.
-[both gasp]
-[panting]
-No, I don't care what--
[chuckles]
This isn't a threat, this is a promise.
Stay out of my way!
I'll take care of these kids myself!
[gasps]
No.
[gasps]
-[panting]
-Babe, you okay?
You know, babe, I think we should
pack up, head back to camp.
Uh, what's going on?
Oh, nothing big.
Just an odd conversation with Hap.
Why don't we go? Now, okay?
Okay.
-Do you think?
-I'm sure everything's fine.
-Guys!
-Brooklynn!
-Kenji!
-He's not in the bathroom either.
Children, Mitchell and I are gonna have
a quick grown-up conference.
You stay put. We'll BRB, okay?
-Mitch, I am telling you
-Relax.
this is ridiculously off track.
[dramatic music]
[panting]
[grunting, screams]
Keep going!
[groans]
[panting]
[grunting]
[panting]
[shrieks]
-[grunts]
-[screams]
[both screaming]
[both gasp]
I told you to stay put!
[both gasp]
[Hap]
You have no idea who you're dealing--
-[thumps]
-[grunts]
[both gasp]
[suspenseful music]
[galloping, growls]
Ben?
What? You've never seen a ghost before?
[closing theme music]