Living In Your Car (2010) s02e04 Episode Script

Do your time to pay the price for every thing you've done wrong, baby.
In your life, you get so high there's nowhere left to go but down.
Don't believe that no one cares 'cause we're here waiting for you, baby.
Do your time then come home for then come home for good.
Judge: Probation's gonna be extended another six months.
I hear you met Kendra.
Oh, yeah.
You kinda never told me you had a sister.
Who are you? Well, according to your theory I must be another one of Kevin's fictitious siblings.
Toby! He's filming us for a new show! What new show? Neil: About a lawyer who specializes in dealing with extremely difficult clients! You're gonna start winning, honey.
How are we gonna do that? By letting what it really means to your value as a human being sink into your very essence until it starts to rot you away! Brigitte, you know what? You need to just lighten up.
See? That's another one, Steve.
Lighten up! What the hell does that even mean? - This is an RV! - Yes, it is.
I'll be living in an RV?! (Peggy cries out) Peggy: Oh, my God! Kendra: You don't even need to do that! (Peggy and Kendra stammer and laugh wildly) (Peggy bursts out laughing) (Knocking) Kendra: I got it from a guy in B.
C.
It's totally organic! He grows it in bat shit! Oh hi, Steven! What's that on your face? Do you have lice or something? It's maybe an abscess.
So I was just wondering, do you have any painkillers maybe lying around? I don't believe in that shit, Steven.
I'm a holistic therapist, didn't you know that? No, and I don't actually know what that is, either.
I just need something to help with the pain.
(Choking) This'd do the trick! You sure you don't have any real medicine? Kendra: Well, maybe Carl left some of that stuff around here.
He had no respect for his body.
Peggy: I think there's some under the sink.
Could you check? Thanks.
(Sighs) I don't like the way you're looking at me.
How am I looking at you? Like a man looks at a woman who he thinks is actually a man.
It's a very specific look and I don't like it.
Okay, thanks.
These expired in 1994.
Those dates mean nothing! They're probably fine! Okay, great.
Thanks a lot for-- Oh, God! That really hurts! I think you need a dentist.
If I could afford a dentist, don't you think I would've gone by now? I know someone who's free! How can he be free? By not charging any money.
You know, for people who don't have any! A dentist who works for nothing, huh? What is he, blind or something? Well, if you don't wanna go that route, you should let me try acupuncture! I haven't finished the course yet, but they gave me a kit, and I could take one of those really long needles, and insert it directly into your jaw.
Yeah, well, if all else fails there, Kendra.
Peggy: Call my dentist friend, you'll like him! Thanks.
Oh, Jesus.
What's wrong with you? Oh, I got a toothache.
It's a really really bad one.
- Can you help him? - I'd rather not.
Scott: Come on, mom.
He looks like he's in a lot of pain.
She used to be a nurse.
That means she has access to drugs! No, you idiot, it doesn't.
But I've got some oil of cloves in my van.
Oil of cloves? Needles in the jaw? Are all you people stuck in the 16th century? I just need some genuine up-to-date Western medicine! (Sighs) Excuse me, thank you.
Lloyd: Dentistry isn't really my main focus these days.
Steve: So you're retired? The truth is I got suspended ten years ago for performing dental surgery while slightly under the influence.
Steve: Of what? Whatever I could get my hands on! They were dark years.
I had a gambling problem, my wife and kids left me, I was deep in debt-- All the usual depressing details of a life in ruins.
Eventually I kinda got myself together again, but I never got recertified.
So what do you do now? I'm a gumshoe, Steve.
You know, a private investigator.
It's technically my brother-in-law's business, but since he hurt his back, he's pretty much useless.
Wow! Some of this equipment is very Uh, it's very old.
It is.
(Laughs) Actually, I never liked doing this.
Looking into people's mouths all day Rot, decay.
And so you just do it now for Lloyd: For the truly desperate, mostly.
And friends.
Like Peggy.
Yeah.
Peggy.
What a gal! We were in love for a while.
She's a pretty special person.
Yeah, she is.
(Muffled) It's there, yeah.
Lloyd: Hmm hmm (Tsk, tsk) So, it's bad? You probably need a root canal.
Um, are you equipped to do something like that here? What, are you kidding? All I can do is pull it out.
Well, yeah Don't I need it? Not really, you have plenty of others.
Yeah, but you have anaesthetic though, right? Sure.
Ether?! Yeah, the old standby.
What?! (Chuckles) Just joking.
I'm gonna freeze the sucker.
You probably won't feel a thing.
The freezing will wear off in a couple of hours.
And then what? It'll be tender for a while, but you should be back to normal in a day or so.
Yeah, okay.
Well, thanks a lot, Lloyd.
You know I really appreciate it.
Well, as I said, any friend of Peggy's.
So, is she seeing anyone? Well, as a matter of fact Never mind, I don't really wanna know.
Yeah, you probably don't.
Anyway, Lloyd, tell me, what kind of clients do you usually see in your gumshoe business? Usually it's just jealous spouses, unpaid creditors, that kind of thing.
They pay well? There's a decent hourly rate-- Plus bonuses if you do a really good job-- And it beats fishing around in people's mouths.
You're out of work, right? Yeah.
Well, it beats that, too.
Hi, and welcome to: "How low can they go?" We head now towards the homeless enclave which is the current residence of former CEO Steve Unger.
Until recently, Steve could be found clinging desperately to the remnants of a lavish lifestyle by living in his luxury vehicle.
But now, as we pick up his story, Steve is finally coming to grips with the grim reality of his actual life.
Jesus! Toby: This guy with a dog came out of nowhere.
Oh! Oh! This is both pathetic and yet oddly comfortable.
- Should I grab the camera? - No, incognito.
Hi, hi! How's it going? Uh, we're looking for Steve, has a camper van parked around here? He's not here.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay, that's apparent.
Do you uh know where he is? At the dentist.
Kendra: His tooth was infected and he opted for traditional treatment.
It was a bit disappointing, but to each his own.
Are you friends of his? Yeah, yeah.
So, uh, can you tell us where this dentist is? Toby: I-I think Steve would want you to.
We've got some good news for him.
What is it? That's not really any of our business, is it, hon? Maybe we should just give them the address.
(Sighs) (Paper rustles) Kendra: Now, if you'll excuse us, our sheets are getting wrinkled.
Marty: Oh! Uh, yeah.
Huh.
Do you think we made a mistake telling them where to find him? Kendra: I was thinking they're probably friends of his from his old job.
So why aren't they wearing suits? Good question.
What do you think they want? What do government agents usually want? You think they're government agents? Why else wouldn't they be wearing suits? Right, because government agents always wear suits, unless they don´t wanna look like government agents.
Finally! Somebody on the same wavelength! Both: Awww! Ohhh! I love you! Me too! So what do you think government agents want with Steve, No! Don't tell me.
Let me figure it out.
Okay, tell me! Okay, my guess is that they're getting ready to frame him.
You know, for something really bad the government is doing that they need to blame on somebody.
Good guess! They probably figure people will be more likely to believe Steven did a bad thing, based on the bad things he did before.
- Right! - Come on, let's go! Okay! Come on, come on, we're going to need these disguises! Why do you keep disguises in your car? I don't know.
Just don't let it bother you, okay? Why would it bother me? I wouldn't wanna do this without one! If they get too good a look at us, they could put us in that facial recollection bank! Recognition.
Exactly! Then we'd be done for! Oh, I wish I had something more feminine! (Car doors slam) (Crickets chirp) (Car rumbles, brakes squeal) (Piano plays light jazz, people murmur softly) Lloyd: Just offer her a drink.
Well, how am I supposed to know it's her? (Sighs) So you'll be in the bar, but you'll be hiding.
Lloyd: Yeah, so I can take pictures.
(Sighs nervously) Steve: So I offer to buy her a drink, and then? Lloyd: From what her husband tells me, she's pretty aggressive.
She'll probably take care of the rest.
- Hey, is that it? - I'm sorry? That little wave you gave me? - Oh! What about it? - Wanna say hi? Yeah.
No! I mean, yeah.
No, yeah.
I wanted to say hi, but uh But maybe you also wanted to buy me a drink? Would you like me to buy you a drink? Because I, uh, definitely will if you want me to.
Great! Yeah? Okay.
I'll have whatever he's having.
Cosmo on the rocks, coming up.
Uh, double scotch, neat.
Sure.
Wow.
(Laughs) So do I have to sleep with her? Only if you want to.
I have to get enough pictures so I can prove that she's been indiscreet.
So, you know, snuggle up, maybe kiss a little.
So, when you say you are between jobs You know, just, uh, means I'm entertaining offers.
(Laughs seductively) In what field? In the field of dreams mostly, baby, in the field of dreams.
(Both laugh) (Sighs) That's very funny.
No, really.
(Laughs) Lloyd: When I get what I need, I'll text you.
What you do after that is up to you.
You think you can handle this? Well, how hard can it be, Lloyd? As hard as you want it to be.
Is everything all right? Oh no, no I was just expecting a I was expecting a little message from my uh- (Laughs) My accountant.
This late at night? Well, we're very close My accountant and I.
(Both laugh) Like this? (Both laugh) (Car rumbles) Lizzy: Keep the change.
Cab driver: Thank you.
Lizzy: Oh! (Giggles) Steve: Hang on! (Laughs) I'll get that.
Lizzy: Right this way.
(Grunts) One, two Come on! I won't bite.
Steve: Oh, good.
(Door creaks open) (Lizzy giggles) Lizzy: Enter! (Squeals) Toby: Shhhh! Quiet, okay? Get in position! (Car rumbles, engine idles) What are they doing? Well One of them has a camera! So I'm guessing it's probably to collect his DNA so they can plant it somewhere.
You can get DNA from a picture? Kendra, this is the government! They have technology they've been given by the illegal aliens! It's just aliens, honey.
It's not illegal aliens.
Well, I think the jury might still be out on that.
(Car shuts off) (Doors slam) (Lands with a thud) Kendra: Whoa! Marty: Okay, this is great, this is great, this is great, this is great! Toby: Ooh, that's Steve getting funky! Lizzy: Ginger ale on the rocks.
You probably don't like to inink too much of the hard stuff when you're working.
Excuse me? Relax, Steve.
I have no intention Of seducing you.
You don't? Maybe under better circumstances.
These aren't good circumstances? No, not really.
By the way, when Lloyd gets in touch? You might wanna ask him how he expected to make his case against me without showing up to take pictures of us.
I'm sorry.
Lloyd? Your boss? Whoa! Is he ever in over his head.
I mean, he may be a halfway decent dentist-- Maybe, if you've got no other options-- But as a private investigator? The guy's pathetic.
Uh-huh.
So, uh So you know, huh? That you're bait? Oh, yeah.
Poor Lloyd's been following me around for weeks looking for incriminating evidence to give my husband.
I figured it was just a matter of time before he tried something like this.
I was a bit obvious, right? A bit, yeah.
So, what did he tell you? That I'm a compulsive adulteress? Something like that.
Well, just for the record, I have never once cheated on my husband.
Although I probably should have just to teach him a lesson.
So what were you doing - At the bar? - Yeah! I was looking for you! And whoever else Lloyd was gonna send.
I've had enough! I'm fighting back! Marty: I'm thirsty.
You thirsty? (Cell phone rings) Ah! What? What do you want? Not much.
Thought I'd check in, see how our, uh, our boy is doing.
Actually, he's testing off the chart with women of all ages, so.
Really? Better than me? Toby: A lot! Okay, um Look, I've gotta go.
Steve's in the middle of his latest doomed adventure and you know we're recording it for posterity, so.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Listen, I just wanna let you know, man, things are popping down here, man! The powers that be are just clamouring for meetings, and, uh, and Toby? Tob? We are now witnessing the true depths of Steve Unger's depravity.
Driven into a crippling depression by the pathetic circumstances of his life, this once powerful man Is now driven into lurid sexual encounters with a woman, most likely a prostitute, in a misguided attempt to regain his self worth.
Fantastic! I bet we could overpower them if we had to! We could overpower them, roll them in carpets, and throw them in the lake! That sounds like something your brother would do! - Kevin? - Carl! Carl was mentally unstable, baby.
Doesn't mean he never had any good ideas.
If he can prove that I've been having affairs, then it invalidates our pre-nup and he gets everything.
But he's the one that's been cheating! With some slut he's got working for him.
He wants to divorce me, take everything that I'm owed, and marry her on some beach in the Dominican.
Oh He plays rough, huh? Yeah.
But if I can prove that he's the one screwing around, then I'll get everything.
And then he and his tramp won't just be getting married on a beach, they'll be living on one! (Crickets chirp) They're just talking! When are they gonna get to the lurid sexual encounter we promised our audience? We're not actually gonna film that, are we? Uh, that's pretty invasive, isn't it? That's wasn't a flash of conscience, was it? Get a hold of yourself! That stuff doesn't belong in this business! Sure, sure, sure, sure.
I-I just thought the show would be more about like, you know, me helping really messed up people, and then feeling really good about it! Yeah, all of that, plus any lurid sexual acts and any other titillating thing we encounter.
It's what people wanna see, right? Right, right, right.
I don't know, I mean, as sad as Steve is though, - he's still a - What? A friend? A human being? No.
(Laughs) He's a subject.
A guy that's gonna do some nasty shit we get on film and use at the 17 minute mark of our first episode.
I'll pay you twice what Lloyd is.
You want me to work for you? I-I don't know, I don't know.
Because Lloyd, like, I mean, he hired me to-- Entrap an innocent person? Well, but did he know that? Because if he didn't then I'd be betraying someone who was just trying to do his job.
Oh, come on, Lloyd knows by now I'm not cheating! So, that means that you have been hired by an unethical person to do an unethical thing.
Just think of it as your chance at redemption.
Redemption.
- Hmm.
- Wow.
And for twice the amount.
Plus expenses.
Yeah Steve: Arizona? Lloyd: Or some other dry place.
It's time to settle back, and just let the life force drain out of me.
Steve: Yeah, well, that sounds lovely, but you know I'm in the middle of a case that you-- Yeah, how's that going, anyway? Well, it got a little complicated when you never showed up to take pictures of me and the wife! Sorry about that.
I just got to thinking I mean, what did that woman ever do to me? - Nothing.
- Exactly! Enough is enough of this stuff.
Time to just-- Let the life force drain out, yeah, yeah.
But in the meantime, I'm in the middle of something Well, it's morally questionable.
So why don't you just walk away? Well, the thing is, I might be in a very large bonus situation.
Yeah, I've been there.
Makes it tough to do the right thing.
Well, good luck in deciding.
You mean, deciding what the right thing is? Or how much dough it will take so you don't care.
(Sighs) Brian: I don't give a damn, Arnie! That's the way I want it, just make it happen! Lizzy: That's him.
That's the bastard.
Yeah, he looks like a bastard.
Baby! Lizzy: (Gasps) Look, look! That's the little tramp he's banging.
Steve: Oh my God! Lizzy: What? What's wrong? Steve: Oh, nothing! No, she's just a very striking woman.
Lizzy: Yeah, thanks.
Well, obviously she's thoughtful too.
Look, she brought him his briefcase.
Stupid little prick always was forgetful.
Steve: Lizzy, tell you what, okay? I'll get close to her and find out what's going on.
Uh no, I don't think that's a very good idea.
Steve: No, no, no, no.
Just trust me.
I'm a professional.
You just go wait in the car, okay? Steve: I know what I'm doing! Lizzy: Since when? Brigitte: Bye! I'll miss you! Bye! Just trust me.
Here! Brigitte: Steve?! Steve, what the hell are you doing? Steve: Yeah, well, I could ask you the same question! You know, I never in a million years expected it to be you he was having some sort of sordid affair-- You were spying on us? Oh, you're spying on us for his idiot wife, aren't you? Nope, he told me she'd probably hire someone.
Oh, so now you're a sleazy scumbag who follows beautiful women around and harasses them? Steve: I don't think you're in any position to be name calling, sister! You know, sleeping your way to the top? I can't tell you how disappointed I am in you! Well, what can I say? When I tried to move up in my field, I wasn't offered a single position worthy of my talents.
But using sex? That's pathetic.
(Laughs) You're calling me pathetic? I had more respect for you when you picked worms.
You're a sleazy P.
I.
who's working for a woman who only wants to expose us so she can collect on what is a very unfair pre-nup! Yeah, well, I began by working for your lover, who is trying to screw her out of that pre-nup completely.
Oh, what the hell, it doesn't matter.
I'm in a no-win position here, no matter what.
Why? Brian, of course, has fallen in love with me.
That's bad? He wants to divorce his wife, retire to the Bahamas, and move me down there to marry him.
And that's bad? I don't wanna move to the friggin' Bahamas! Okay, so just end it with him! No, I don't wanna move to the Bahamas but I still want to achieve corporate supremacy, and now how am I supposed to do that without his help.
I don't know, I don't know.
I just can't believe you're asking me that.
I mean, you using the help of a man-- Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up! Okay.
Yes, maybe there is something you can help me with.
No! Hang on! I'm already committed to helping Lizzy! And before that you were committed to helping Brian, so you're a bit of a whore, Steve.
Yeah, well, that's not how I look at it! I'll offer you double what she is.
It's not entirely about the money.
- Triple.
- Triple? Hmm well, I'd still have issues.
What do you want me to do? Help me out of this relationship with Brian without losing my job.
That might not be possible.
Oh no, no, no, Steve.
(Laughs) Everything is possible.
It just takes a A full commitment.
And $600 bucks a day, plus expenses.
That's really impressive, dad.
You got yourself hired by three different people to spy on each other.
Well, I'm not really spying for Brigitte, but-- You've got quite a talent at getting yourself into these situations.
Yeah Why do you think that is? I don't know, we should keep trying to figure it out.
Hmm.
In the meantime, there's an upside to all this.
If I can just figure out a way to make them all happy Then they'll all pay you.
Yeah, but at the moment I don't see how that's gonna happen.
Well, if anyone can pull it off-- (doorbell rings) Kate: Hi! Marty: Hi, Kate.
I'm Marty.
Remember me? Yeah, you're Neil's nephew.
Yeah, um, home in the middle of the day? Yeah, I have a spare.
This poor child, damaged by her father's dangerous and criminal behaviour, is obviously suffering from crippling depression, unable to eat or attend school-- Why are you talking like that? Okay, cut.
Just (Clears throat) We wanna hear about your life.
Life? Marty: Yeah, yeah.
Your life and how it's been adversely affected by your father's thoughtless and destructive actions.
Okay, my life's fine.
So you guys are working with Neil on his latest stupid show, then? Toby: No, no, not with Neil, instead of him.
Yeah? Where's Neil? I encouraged him to explore greener pastures.
He wasn't really cutting it as a TV guy in this town, so.
- No kidding.
- Do you know where your father is? We kinda lost track of him.
Kate: He's here.
Toby: He's here? Great! - Oh yeah, yeah.
- Excuse me.
You know, maybe we could get her to fall apart on camera.
You know, get her crying, get him crying.
It'll be great if we can get 'em both crying at the same time.
Yeah, okay.
But I'm a little worried it'll make me look kinda tawdry.
That's a price worth paying.
Yup.
Steve: Is it a legitimate condition of a pre-nup that you can collect everything if you can prove the other person cheated? Yeah, yeah.
Anything else? Wait, I'll be charging you for all this, you know.
Steve: Of course.
Marty: Good.
Go ahead.
Come on, honey! Careful! Kendra: Hi! Peggy: (Whispers) Hi.
What are they doing? They're talking! Well, does it look like an interrogation? Yeah, it could look like that! Does he look nervous? If he was nervous, he'd be fidgeting or something.
Well, he could look like he was fidgeting or something.
Then we better do something.
Okay.
(Squeals) Do you know how to shoot this? Is it like a crossbow? No Then no.
Okay.
Just leave that part to me.
Steve: Now is it legal for me to be employed by three different people, helping each one of them prove, disprove, or hide certain things from one or more of the other two? Oh hey, that-that is a tough one.
It's a tough one.
And that's all you've got to say about it? Marty: Uh, yeah, I think that it is, but, wow, it is gonna be very interesting to watch that play out.
Yeah, yeah, just don't make any plans to film it, okay? I've decided that your life doesn't contain enough actual drama to hold the attention of a discerning reality audience.
Might be calling on you in a couple of years, you little shark! She cleaned my clock! Marty: In what, go fish? Kate: Five card stud.
Did you wanna play sometime? Ah no, I'm good.
Did you hear him describe the shitload of trouble he got himself into? It's unbelievable! He wouldn't let us down! This is gonna be very good! It's amazing! It's amazing! Brigitte: Now you're sure this is gonna work? Steve: No, but I'm reasonably hopeful.
Brigitte: I can't lose this job, Steve.
Steve: Then just stick to the plan and everything will probably work out.
Okay.
So I tell him to-to file for divorce, that he'll clean up because of the proof of his wife's infidelity, which you'll eventually provide.
The key word there is "eventually.
" I tell him to retire to the Bahamas alone, so it doesn't look like we're together, and to leave me in charge of the company.
I tell him, in a year, I'll join him, letting everyone think I've accepted a position overseas.
Yeah! Right.
That's perfect.
That's perfect! And in a year when you don't join him, it won't matter, because by then you'll have enough experience at that top level to get a job anywhere you want! Perfect.
Okay, so uh, what are you gonna tell Brian's wife when you don't provide her with the incriminating proof she wants? Well, I'll just you know Brigitte: You're gonna tell her you're sorry and collect your fee anyway, aren't you? Yeah, I guess, or maybe I'll feel guilty enough not to.
(Laughs) Oh yeah, you're gonna feel guilty.
Right.
Get the door.
Steve: There you go.
Lizzy Porterson? You never mind who this is.
We have some vital information about your new private investigator.
(Brigitte and Brian whisper) - What're you doing here? - What're you doing here? I came to confront Brian and his mistress.
- Me too.
- That's a lie, Steve! I've been told you're still working for my husband.
- By whom? - Never mind! Are you? Not exclusively.
What the hell does that mean? Well, these things are all kind of up in the air.
So that's why I'm here spying on them, just in case.
Just in case what? Just in case I'm still working for you.
What the hell are you doing here? Marty: Nothing.
Don't worry, Steve.
Uh, Toby says we're just recording this for posterity.
Who is this guy? I'm kinda his, uh, biographer.
Well, Toby said someone has to chronicle your misadventures for future generations.
I recognize your voice.
You're the idiot who called me! Called you? Called me and told me you're still working for my husband and that slut! Uh, uh, not your husband, just the slut.
We were just trying to get things rolling.
Toby: The story was taking way too long to get it forward.
Who the hell is this clown? And why is he pointing a camera in my face? Never you mind that, okay? You need to get to the bottom of why the man you hired to expose your husband's betrayal is now protecting him and the woman who ruined your marriage! Protecting? No, no! It's more complicated than that.
Brigitte, she's a friend of mine, and I guess I felt a personal obligation to-- Personal obligation.
What a bunch of shit! You mean you think I'm lying? Oh God, will you look at that disgusting display? I think it's time we got this all out in the open! (Brigitte and Brian laugh) (Diners gasp) I knew it, you lying prick! And all this time you're trying to frame me! Lizzy! Lizzy, Lizzy! That's all you're gonna say, is it, moron? Who are these guys? Toby: Ignore us.
Brigitte: What's going on here? Brian: You know him? (Empty line) Brigitte: He's just an acquaintance.
He's my private investigator.
- What? Steve: Yeah, yours too.
Except now, he's only working for your little ho here! What?! No! Th-that's nonsense! And you, you watch your mouth! Oh, bite me! Brian: What is with the camera? Okay, just listen.
You know what? We can make sense of this, I know we can.
Okay? And I know there's a way we can all walk away happy.
There's always a way.
And if anyone can find it, it's me.
I mean, it used to be me.
Maybe it's not me anymore.
I mean, I don't know, you know? There was a time I could Talk yourself out of anything.
Steve: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know or find the common ground, which allowed everyone to move forward.
It'd allow you to move forward.
The only one moving forward is me, right to my lawyer's office! No, Lizzy, you've got this all wrong, okay? This woman means nothing to me.
The only reason I'm taking this meeting is to get her to stop sexually harassing me.
Okay, now that's taking it a bit-- Shut up, slut! What did you--? I told you to shut up! I told you to shut up! Brigitte: You better watch it, bitch! (Lizzy screams) What did you say? Sexual harassment? Brian: I think that-- Ow! You can't keep doing that to me! Lizzy: Get out of the way! Ow! Lizzy and Brigitte: Ow! Ow! Ow! So once again, Steve Unger's machinations led to a carnival of dissatisfaction and mayhem, that will probably lead his victims into the end of an emotional abyss.
What can anyone do except step back and watch it all unfold! (All screaming at once) Lizzy! Lizzy! Oh, stop it! - Hi, guys.
Kate: Hi, dad.
Marty: Ooh! And the plot thickens! Toby: The camera's just here for documentation, Lori.
We caught him spying on that woman while she was having dinner with her husband, and then the woman that he's defrauding shows up in a jealous rage.
He's fabricated all this for his stupid show, Lor! He told me you were a stalker, Steve! Kate: And he called her.
No, I said that I was worried he might become a stalker.
He said that you're so desperate - to get some woman's money you might actually - Kill her.
That was just idle speculation.
Look, can we straighten all this out later? 'Cause we could really be calling the police right now.
No, no, no, that would just cause a lot of embarrassment-- Toby: I'll do it.
Steve: It's not necessary, okay? It is if we want a satisfying ending to the story.
Steve: Yeah, you know what? I just said no.
Hands off, loser! Steve: Oh, you don't get to call me a loser, you pathetic media whore! Great! (Toby and Steve grunt) Marty: That's it! (Toby and Steve struggle) Ah! Ow! Ahhhhh! (Whimpering) Well, that's what they get for messing with honest citizens.
Wha?