Max & Ruby (2002) s02e04 Episode Script

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[theme song playing]
Max and Ruby ♪
Ruby and Max ♪
Max and Ruby ♪
Ruby and Max ♪
[man] Max and Ruby.
[woman] Ruby
and her little brother, Max.
[children] Max and Ruby!
[children giggling]
[Max reading]
Yo ho ho.
Yo ho ho!
There. The tea is nearly ready.
The finger sandwiches
are finished.
My plate of tea cakes
are perfect.
Now all I need
is some help
to get everything
into the backyard.
Max.
Where did he go?
Yo ho ho!
Oh, there you are.
Are you still playing pirate?
I'm putting on
a dolly tea party
in the back yard.
You like to help?
Yo ho ho?
No, Max. No, I can't play
pirates with you.
We're having a tea party!
This is just
the right size
for my dolly table.
Every tea party needs
a pretty tablecloth.
Can you please put this
on the table, Max?
When you're finished,
come back in and I'll have
the napkins ready for you,
okay, Max?
Yo ho ho!
Max?
Max!
What have you done
with my tablecloth?
Yo ho ho!
Max, that's my
tea party tablecloth.
It's not a sail
for your pirate ship.
Come on, Max.
Instead of playing pirate you
can help me fold the napkins.
There, it's done.
What do you think, Max?
Yo ho ho!
No, Max.
We're not playing
pirate today.
We're having a tea party,
and these napkin boats are
for the table.
Can you take these and arrange
them on the table, please?
Oh, and remember, Max,
one napkin boat per dolly.
Yo ho ho.
[gasps]
Max!
What are you doing now?
Yo ho ho!
Max, these aren't pirate
boats, they're napkin boats.
We're having a tea party,
and pirates aren't invited.
You play here
while I fix the table.
[Max] Yo ho ho.
I hope Max didn't
touch anything.
Aah, good.
Everything is just
the way I left it.
Tablecloth is still in place,
the finger sandwiches
are all arranged,
and each seat has
a napkin boat and a tea cup
for each dolly.
Wait a minute,
everything's here
but the dollies.
Where did they go?
[doll]
I'm Little Miss Miracle,
wah wah.
I'm Little Miss Miracle,
wah wah.
Yo ho ho!
I can walk
[gasps]
No, Max!
Max!
You can't make
Little Miss Miracle
walk the plank.
We're not playing pirates, Max.
We're having a tea party.
Could you please take
all my dollies to the table
while I go upstairs to change?
Good.
I'll just finish tying this
bow, and voila,
just right for an afternoon
tea party with all my favorite
dolly friends.
Now I'll put on
my special royal
princess Ruby necklace.
Wait a second.
Where is my royal princess
Ruby necklace?
I know I left it here,
right beside my jewelery box.
Wait a second,
where's my jewelery box?
Max.
Max!
I've changed my mind.
Let's play pirates.
Yo ho ho?
Yes, Captain Max.
Let's start by digging
for buried pirate treasure.
Yo ho ho!
Hmm.
So, "X" marks the spot.
Is this where we look
for buried treasure,
Captain Max?
Yo ho ho!
Aye, Captain Max.
I think we've found
our buried treasure.
It's a treasure chest,
all right.
I bet there are some
beautiful jewels inside.
My royal princess Ruby necklace!
To celebrate
our pirate haul,
I'm going to wear my special
royal princess Ruby necklace
to the tea party,
but only on
one condition,
that Captain Max, the pirate
will be my special guest.
Yo ho ho!
[Ruby reading]
[giggling]
Swinging together was fun.
What game do you want
to play next?
There must be something
we can all play together.
Uh, hmm.
Dribbler.
[Ruby] Freeze, Max!
[both] Freeze tag!
[Ruby] Freeze tag's fun.
I love freeze tag.
[Max] Dribbler.
We just had lunch, Max.
You can have
your slime dribbler
when it's snack time.
Right now why don't you play
freeze tag with Valerie,
Louise and me?
You know the rules,
don't you, Max?
We should
explain them.
The way
you play freeze tag is
someone is it, and it
tries to tag everyone else.
Once you get tagged by it,
you're frozen.
And you have to stay that
way until it tags everyone.
We'll show you.
Pretend I'm it.
You run away, Valerie.
Okay.
Too late, freeze!
Once you're frozen,
you can't move.
No matter what happens,
you have to stay frozen
until everyone has been tagged.
Then the person who's it
has to unfreeze everyone
by tagging them again.
[sighs]
Or you'd be frozen forever.
Do you get the idea, Max?
Let's choose who's it!
One potato, two potato,
Three potato, four,
five potato, six potato,
seven potato, more.
I'm glad I'm not it.
[Louise] One potato, two potato
three potato, four,
five potato, six potato,
seven potato, more.
It's you or Max, Ruby.
[Ruby] One potato, two potato,
three potato, four,
five potato, six potato,
seven potato, more.
[Ruby]
You're it, Max.
Good luck, Max.
You're going to need it.
Big kids like Valerie
and Louise are pretty
hard to catch, Max,
but you can do it.
Being it is fun.
Dribbler!
It's not snack time, Max,
it's game time.
Let's start now!
Catch me if you can, Max!
You can't
catch me!
Here I am!
Try to catch me, Max!
Dribbler.
Look out!
[gasps]
Don't let him freeze you!
I'm too fast for you
to catch me, Max.
Louise, have you seen
it anywhere?
Uh-uh.
[Ruby] Where's it gone?
Oh, Max?
Where are you?
Watch out, Ruby, behind you!
Ah!
[giggling]
[Valerie] Ah!
Freeze!
You're frozen, Valerie.
You can't move, ha ha!
[Max] Dribbler!
But we still can.
[giggling]
Look out!
Freeze!
[Ruby] Louise,
You're frozen too.
It's just you
and me, Max.
[giggling]
You can't catch me.
[giggling]
[Max panting]
Oh, Max?
You haven't frozen me yet.
Where's it gone?
[Louise muttering]
[Valerie muttering]
[both muttering]
It's not supposed to hide.
Dribbler!
[gasps]
[Ruby]
Ah!
Freeze.
Dribbler.
[Max reading]
[toy] Red alert, red alert,
danger, danger.
It was a great idea to make
a volcano for a science project.
I think Bunny Scout leader's
going to love it.
[toy] Red alert, red alert,
danger, danger, red alert,
danger
[toy winding down]
You'll have to play with your
toys somewhere else, Max.
We can't have any toys
near our science project.
Louise and I are making
a paper-mache volcano for
our Bunny Scout science badge.
Volcanoes are like mountains
that explode
and shoot out red
hot lava that runs
down the sides.
See?
It's going to look like this
when it's done.
Candy!
No, Max.
No candy now.
Candy.
What if I help you make
a healthy snack?
Come on, Max.
Wait here.
I'll be right back.
Here, Max.
You can make your own
strawberry jam
and lettuce sandwich
just the way you like it.
Candy!
After you finish your
sandwich, Max.
I've got to get back to
our science project.
Next we need to make
our goopy glue.
First we need one cup of flour,
then some water, and stir.
It's supposed to feel like
lumpy oatmeal.
[both] Ew!
[giggling]
Candy.
Are you done with your
sandwich already, Max?
Hmm.
I think I'll check.
Okay, I'll keep working.
Please move, Max.
You were supposed to eat your
food, Max, not play with it.
Candy.
You need to have some
healthy food before you can
have candy, Max.
[sighing]
All right, I'll make
the sandwich for you.
Bunny Scout leader is coming
to see our science project
in a little while,
so no more interruptions,
all right, Max?
[toy] Alert, alert,
prepare the disposal unit,
prepare the disposal unit.
We need to dip
these paper strips
into the goop and lay
them on the wire.
[both] Ew!
[giggling]
This volcano is going to look
so real when we're done.
[Max] Candy.
[Ruby sighing]
Is your sandwich gone
this time?
All right, Max.
I'll go inside with you
and you can pick out
your candy.
I'll put this stuff away.
Hmm.
Max!
You were supposed
to eat the sandwich,
not put it back!
Candy.
How about some crunchy
granola chunks?
You'll like them.
Candy.
After your crunchy
granola chunks, Max.
Here you go.
When they're gone you can
have your candy.
[toy beeping]
[Ruby] Black and white
Makes gray.
Candy!
Hmm, your crunchy granola
chunks are all gone, Max?
The bowl is empty.
That's good, Max.
I'll get you some--
[squishing]
Max!
The cereal was supposed to
go inside you, not back
inside the box.
Candy.
I know something Max
might like.
Here you go, Max.
A nice, fresh,
nutritious apple.
Thank you, Louise.
That's a great idea
for a snack.
Candy.
[Ruby sighing]
Just have the apple
first, Max.
Then you can
have your candy.
I promise.
[both] Hmm.
It's very volcano-like.
Yes, but not very exciting.
I agree.
The lava just doesn't look
like it's gushing.
Candy.
Is your apple
all gone, Max?
All right, Max.
I guess you can have
some candy now.
Red hot marshmallow squirters
coming up.
Here you go, Max.
Don't get those messy things too
close to our project, Max!
There must be something we
can do to make it more gushy.
[both] Hmm.
Max!
[both]
That's it!
Very impressive, girls.
An outstanding job.
Now, tell me, how did you
make that lava so gushy?
Well, we did have
a little help with that.
Candy.
[theme music playing]