Never Have I Ever (2020) s02e04 Episode Script

1
["COME BACK" BY LEAN PLAYING]
[MCENROE] Since Devi had
patched things up with Paxton,
she didn't feel like
fleeing the country anymore.
Now, all she had to do was
smooth things over with Ben.
Heard you're not
moving to India anymore.
Yeah! My mom decided
we should stay, so
That's too bad.
Now I have to look at your
face for the rest of the year.
- [DOOR SLAMS]
- [BELL RINGING]
[MCENROE] Seems like he
still needs some time.
Regardless, her days of being a
two-timing girlfriend were over,
and she was happy going back
to being the one and
only nerdy Indian girl
- at Sherman Oaks
- [MUSIC STOPS]
Who the hell is that?
Everybody, we have a
new transfer student.
Aneesa, please, introduce yourself.
Uh, hey, what's up? I'm Aneesa.
I transferred from Toluca Prep.
[INHALES DEEPLY]
Oh, shit, should I say more?
Shit! Sorry for saying "shit!"
Okay, yeah. Am I nailing this?
[CLASS LAUGHING]
Uh, I don't know what
to say. I play soccer.
For real? What position?
Defense.
Checks out. She's legit.
[CLASS MURMURING]
[MCENROE] Devi was in awe
of this cool Indian teen.
She had always assumed her
unpopularity was because of racism,
but this new kid was proving that
Devi might just be objectively lame.
But, Aneesa, that is
such a unique name.
Is that Arabic?
Yeah, I'm Muslim.
As-salamu alaykum.
I insist that you pray in
my class anytime you need to.
In fact, I have a prayer mat in my
car if you ever want to borrow it.
Great. Thank you, sir.
You're welcome, Devi.
- Uh
- [CLASS LAUGHS]
- I mean, Aneesa.
- [BOY] No way! [LAUGHS]
No, what? Who said that? Me? I, um
I resign. I cancel myself.
Yeah, right. Aneesa's like Devi 2.0.
No offense, Devi 1.0.
[ALL LAUGHING]
["MY TERRITORY (EDIT RADIO)" PLAYING]
My territory ♪
It's where I have my fun ♪
My territory ♪
I'm so excited for our
sleepover this Friday.
And honestly, I have
to get out of the house.
My dad and Sharon are suffocating me.
Ever since my mom left, it's
been like a constant stream of,
"Are you okay? Are you
sad? You need to talk?"
It sounds like they're
just trying to comfort you.
I don't need comforting.
So what my mom left me to be
an extra on The Good Fight?
Who cares? It's not that big of a deal!
Do you want me to ask
follow-up questions?
Or do you want to anger-eat that apple?
- Apple.
- Okay.
In that case, let me change the subject.
What do you think about Aneesa?
Boring, but kind of a try-hard, right?
I would argue the opposite.
She seems effortless.
Mmm, I don't know. Look how she's
sucking up to the popular kids.
I get a self-hating
Indian vibe from her.
I bet she doesn't have
any Indian friends.
Neither do you.
What? I'm friends with my cousin.
Where are all of your Chinese friends?
[SCOFFS] I have tons of Chinese friends!
Ed, Grace, Wei, David, Lee, Ann.
You would know them if you came and saw
my Chinese a capella
group, the Shang-High Notes.
[SCHOOL BELL RINGING]
Devi, here you are. [CHUCKLES]
As you know, we have a new student.
We need someone to show her around.
Principal Grubbs, are
you serious? [SCOFFS]
Put the Indian kids together
since we're all the same.
What? No! You and her have
the exact same schedule.
And don't you try to play the race card.
I will Reverse, Draw Four,
and Uno you in that game.
[SIGHS]
So what should I know
about Sherman Oaks?
Who do we love? Who do we hate?
Is it safe to drink
from the water fountains?
That's a hard no. If you turn them on,
the hallway will smell like farts,
so don't do that.
So, uh, what kind of
things are you into?
Uh, normal teen stuff.
Kickin' it old school.
Kickin' it new school.
I actually threw a pretty huge
rager a couple of weeks ago.
Whoa, that was your
party? I heard about that.
It sounded wild.
Yeah, Zoe said there
was a crazy girl there
that pushed the captain of the
swim team in front of a car.
[SIGHS]
[WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]
No, you can't write another paper
on how Haim are like
the Brontë sisters.
- Devi!
- Yo, Mr. K.
Yo-yo-yo!
Boom, boom, boom. [CHUCKLES]
Aneesa Qureshi?
I'm Mr. Kulkarni. I'm
the English teacher,
but I'm also the girls' soccer coach.
I saw you at the state finals last year.
Girl, you like a little Megan Rapinoe.
- [LAUGHING] Boom!
- [LAUGHS]
- Are you down to join the team?
- Uh, for sure.
Yes!
[MCENROE] Devi watched in
horror as the one cool teacher,
who used to play favorites with
Devi for obvious cultural reasons,
was won over by Aneesa's
inviting personality.
And as the day wore on,
he wasn't the only one.
Whoa! Watch out!
Trent! You crazy
You're gonna hit me with the truth ♪
Wi-wi-with the truth ♪
There's no IOU ♪
It doesn't matter what I do ♪
You're gonna hit me with the truth ♪
Wi-wi-with the truth ♪
La-la, la-la, la, la-la-la ♪
La-la, la-la, la, la-la-la ♪
I cut your ass loose ♪
La-la, la-la, la, la-la-la ♪
La-la, la-la, la, la-la, uh ♪
Thanks for helping me
get my bearings today.
It's actually cool to have
another Indian classmate for once.
- [SLAMS DOOR]
- Yup. Well, see you around.
Yo! We still on for tutoring this week?
Yeah. But let's go to your house.
I think my grandmother
has a crush on you.
So, saw you talking to Neese.
You guys friends? She's dope.
[SIGHING] Yeah, pretty dope.
I'm so excited for you to visit.
I've forgotten what
you look like in person.
Are you just head and shoulders?
My bottom half is actually a
keyboard. Is that a deal-breaker?
Not at all.
I can't believe I get to
have an actual date night
instead of doing grunt work at the lab.
I'm surprised Evan let
you have the night off
after what you told me about him.
That he's a sexist schlub
who is more dandruff than man?
[LAUGHS] Yeah, I was surprised too.
Well, you won't have to think
about Evan on Friday night.
It will be just you and me
eating Spanish tapas together.
[CHUCKLES] I can't
wait to ask the waitress
how many dishes we should order,
and have her say, "Well,
how hungry are you?"
"Pretty hungry. We're at
a restaurant, aren't we?"
[BOTH LAUGH]
[GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING]
How dare he?
How dare who?
Dr. Jackson. He put
me on his mailing list.
Oh! That cocky Look at this!
It's inviting me to make an appointment
with his facialist, Gabrielle.
- Can I get a facial?
- No, Devi.
Facialists don't belong in
medical doctors' offices.
Oh my God. The nerve of this man.
I mean, he is so infuriating, but
everyone you speak to just loves him.
- Sounds like Aneesa.
- Who's Aneesa?
She's my Dr. Jackson, and she sucks!
Everyone's like, "Oh
my God, she's so cool!"
"You should be best friends
because you're both Indian."
- Honestly, it's a little racist.
- What?
- She's Indian? You should be best friends!
- What? No!
What's her last name?
Where in India is she from?
- Do her siblings attend Ivies?
- I don't know.
What is this, "I don't know"? You
invite her over for dinner on Friday.
But Friday, Eleanor is
coming over for a sleepover.
Perfect. She can join. I'm sure
she won't mind your weird friend.
- Eleanor's not weird.
- Oh please.
This will be good. I want you to
have an Indian friend for once.
- I'm friends with my cousin!
- No, you're not.
You're rude to Kamala and
constantly scheming to make her ugly.
She almost shaved her eyebrows
because you told her it was a trend.
I was being helpful.
She's not gonna get
sex-trafficked if she's not hot.
You know what? Maybe this Indian
girl will be a good influence on you.
She's coming over to dinner
on Friday. Conversation over.
I figured out my mom's Netflix password
and turned off the
parental restrictions.
Now we can watch movies with
bad words and butts and stuff.
Oh, tonight's gonna be so lit!
- Mm-hmm.
- 'Sup, queens?
Thank you so much for
inviting me to your house.
Can I bring anything?
Snacks, soda, MDMA?
- Uh, for real?
- What?
No, I'm sorry. That was a joke.
Don't have access to
drugs, but I do have
access to some highly addictive snacks.
Uh, that's okay. I think we're all good.
Cool. I'll see you guys later then.
Mmm.
I think it's great you invited her.
It's important to give
nice people a chance.
[WOMAN] Eleanor!
Ugh. Sharon, what are you doing here?
- [DEVI] Hi, Mrs. Wong.
- Hi.
[DEVI] See you tonight, El.
Hi, kiddo!
There was a nitrous leak at the
office, so I thought I'd come and see
if you wanted to hit the
mall before your sleepover.
Oh, I don't think so. I think I
have a lot of homework I need to do.
Okay. But sometime, I'd love
to have a girl-hang with you.
Hey, what if we do a
TikTok dance together?
I've seen mothers and
daughters doing that.
And I've learned a lot of
really cool moves from Zumba.
Sharon, we're not mother and daughter.
You're just my stepmom.
Bonjour, mademoiselle.
Bonjour.
- Who is that?
- Malcolm.
And do we like Malcolm?
No, of course not. I'm with Oliver.
That doesn't mean you
don't like Malcolm.
[SCOFFS] It doesn't matter.
He doesn't even like me.
He's basically famous, and I'm
Forget it. Can we get
In-N-Out on the way home?
I'm hungry, and I wanna
house a Double-Double.
- Do you want to share a milkshake?
- Sharon!
[MCENROE] As Devi
prepared for the sleepover,
she promised herself she would be
on her best behavior with Aneesa.
- [DOORBELL RINGS]
- Maybe she was overreacting.
It's not like Aneesa
was actually perfect.
[GASPS]
Ferrero Rocher pyramid! How elegant!
- Come in, come in!
- [MCENROE] Are you kidding me?
For Indian people, that's the
Rolex of confection gift boxes!
Hi, Aneesa.
I see you've already
met my mom and grandma.
Guys, this is Aneesa.
- Namaste, auntie.
- [NIRMALA] Namaste!
[ANEESA] How is your health?
Uh, very poor, kanna. My whole
body is in constant agony.
And feel my hand. See how cold it is?
[ANEESA] Wow, that is very cold.
So how can I help out, auntie?
Oh. Uh
[STUTTERING]
Sorry, um, no one's ever
asked me that before.
[MCENROE] In her 15 years,
Devi had never seen one of her friends
greet her family the way her
family wanted to be greeted.
[PANTING]
Yo! I drank a whole Slurpee on
the way over, and I gotta wazz!
- Shoes!
- [ELEANOR] Oh yeah!
Please, come upstairs. I'm just
making my special pani puri.
Can't you just make
pizza rolls or something?
Pani puri is legit my favorite.
That's my favorite.
[LAUGHS] Can I help
you prep in the kitchen?
Oh, no, no, kutty, you go
upstairs. You enjoy with the girls.
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
I'm sad Fabiola's away
at a robotics competition.
She's gonna love you, Aneesa.
[GASPS] And your ability to
freehand-draw really straight lines.
I can't wait to meet her.
If she's like you, I'm stoked to
have her in my new gang. [LAUGHS]
[MCENROE] Devi was not
loving how comfortable
Aneesa seemed to feel on Devi's turf.
So, Aneesa, why did you transfer
from a fancy private school
to a dump like Sherman Oaks?
Our library is just 100 copies of
Dianetics donated by
the Celebrity Centre.
I think Sherman Oaks is cool.
You know how it is with
rich, private school girls.
Like, so much drama.
Well, there's drama here too.
A few weeks ago, Devi had a party
where she made the hottest
boy in school get hit by a car.
Mm, I didn't make him get hit by a car!
I mean, you sort of did.
It was right after he found out
he was one of your two boyfriends.
Damn! Two boyfriends? My parents
won't even let me have one.
My mom won't let me date either.
But I just did it anyway. Classic me.
Whoa! I've never met a rebellious
Indian kid before. Go off!
- [LAUGHS]
- [PHONE CHIMES]
Oh my God.
Malcolm Stone just texted me.
[LAUGHS] He's so funny.
I'm not one to talk about infidelity,
but you remember you have a boyfriend?
Yeah. Of course!
I just respect him as a fellow actor.
Mm-hmm.
Aneesa, you're cool.
What should I text back?
Like a kissy face? Or a winky face?
[MCENROE] Now, Devi's friend
was looking to Aneesa for advice?
This had gone too far.
You know what would be
better than texting with him?
- What if you snuck out and met with him?
- What? Really? Yes.
I've never snuck out
before. I'm so down.
[MCENROE] Devi was a
little nervous of this plan,
but right now, the fear of
losing face in front of Devi 2.0
was scarier than any
punishment from her mom.
We'll wait until everyone's
asleep and then we'll dip.
Mmm.
I don't like it here.
This is like where bad teens
get chainsawed to death.
Malcolm?
Hi! It's me, Eleanor.
From the text chain?
Remember? "Sup, LOL"?
How could I forget? Come join me.
I was just making a wish
on that shooting star.
- Uh, that's a helicopter.
- [MALCOLM] Huh?
- [HELICOPTER HOVERING]
- Oh. So it is. Good eye.
[SIGHS] I thought
Eleanor was coming alone.
Ben? What are you doing here?
Uh, Ben and I are old
Hebrew school comrades.
We used to wear matching
Clippers yarmulkes.
Sorry. Malcolm didn't
tell me Ben would be here.
I understand if you wanna leave,
but I really don't want to.
Oliver?
Guys, this is Aneesa. She's new.
This is Ben. This is Malcolm.
Hi! Nice to meet you in
this creepy abandoned lot.
Since you're new, I should tell you that
you're hanging out
with a social grenade.
I'm not gonna take social advice
from a guy who looks like he gets
his hair cut by a children's barber.
[MCENROE] Yes, Aneesa! She
just burned Ben so hard.
Maybe Devi had been wrong about her.
- [GIRLS CHUCKLE]
- So? I've seen Antoine since I was five.
He knows my scalp better than
anyone, and I get free candy.
[CHUCKLES]
Now that you're done
with your Disney show,
what's next for you, Malcolm?
[SIGHS] I don't know. I'm ready
to move on from that kid stuff.
I wanna play like a heroin
addict or like an ugly person.
Or you know what I think that
I would have a fresh take on?
The Joker.
In my version, the smile
is hiding his sadness.
Uh, wow. That's so dark and twisted.
I know. I want people to see
me as more than just a kid
who drives around in a magical limo.
You could do what a lot of teen
stars do and punch a photographer.
- Or you could get a bunch of tattoos.
- That's a great idea.
Not the photographer one, the tattoo.
I'm gonna get a tattoo tonight.
- [SNAPS FINGERS]
- Oh! What?
Wait. You wanna go to
a tattoo parlor tonight?
- Damn, this night is getting fun as hell!
- Right?
- [SQUEALS]
- [ANEESA LAUGHS]
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
Hey, it's really great to see you again.
And not with your aunt hovering
in the back trying to eavesdrop.
[LAUGHS]
She likes to give me
notes on our conversations.
Apparently, I need to blush more.
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
And actually, I have a surprise
for you. I'm moving to LA.
What? Really?
Yes!
[PHONE VIBRATING]
[SIGHS]
I'm so sorry. I need to take this.
[EXHALES]
- Hello?
- Hey, sorry.
I know I gave you the night off,
but I need you to come to the lab.
I'm right in the middle of dinner.
Yeah, I was doing
this spot-on impression
of Neo in The Matrix, dodging bullets,
and I knocked over a
bunch of your samples,
so we need you to come
back and redo them.
Can I do it tomorrow? I'm out
to dinner with my boyfriend.
[EVAN ON PHONE] Listen, I get it,
but that's the kinda sacrifice
that Dr. Peters expects from us.
[TSKS] Yup, I got it.
I'll be there shortly.
- That's a good girl. See you
- [DISCONNECTS CALL]
Should I cancel our little plates?
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
[TATTOO MACHINE BUZZING]
Are you sure we're allowed to be here?
Don't worry. My stand-in, Jerry,
owns this spot and
he never cards anyone.
What's up, Jerry?
Your boy needs some ink!
Wonderful. I do love
painting on a virgin canvas.
All right! Tat me up, brother!
Yo, why is that kid
Ben such a dick to you?
That's actually my fault.
You girls thinking
about getting pierced?
For real, just looking at you,
I think you could totally
pull off a nose ring.
You think?
Well, who knows? Maybe
I'll get one tonight.
Right. You're way too
scared of your mom to do it.
No, I'm not. I'd do it.
Yeah? Okay. If you get a
nose ring, I'll get a tattoo.
You'd never! You're always talking about
being buried in a Jewish cemetery.
Yeah, my family has a
plot next the Kravitzes.
I'll still be buried there because
you'll never get a piercing.
[MCENROE] After weeks of being iced out,
this return to their normal repartee
gave Devi a glimmer of hope.
She could get back in
with Ben and impress Aneesa
just by poking one
tiny hole in her nose.
You're on. My mom doesn't
tell me how to live my life.
- Megan Thee Stallion does.
- [LAUGHS]
You don't have the guts.
One hot-girl nose ring, please!
And a tattoo for me.
Okay, get in the chair.
You go in the back and see Jerry.
He's got a million ways
to put "mom" on your arm.
- [LAUGHS] Oh.
- [ANEESA LAUGHS]
- [DOOR OPENS]
- [MALCOLM] So check it out.
[SNAPPING FINGERS]
When I got back there,
I said to myself that I wanted to
do something good for the world,
so,
I got this.
"Be anally."
What? It clearly says, "Be an ally."
Huh, I should've noticed that.
This could be good for you though.
You'll definitely never work
on the Disney Channel again.
Whoa, Devi, did you get a nose ring?
What's your mom gonna say?
Nothing. I'll take it
out before she sees it,
and if she notices the hole,
I'll just say I got hit by a dart.
I got my tattoo.
- What is that?
- [SIGHS] It's a teeny basketball.
He asked me what I
liked, and I panicked!
[ALL LAUGH]
- [KNOCKING]
- Prashant?
It's 2:00 in the morning.
What are you doing here?
I thought all the schlubs
might be gone by now,
so figured I'd bring date night to you.
Restaurants are closed at this
hour, so I brought a spread
of the finest cuisine
from the gas station.
I'm so sorry, Prashant.
You flew all the way here, and
I'm cleaning up after my lab mates.
It's okay. Now that
I'm gonna be a Cali boy,
we'll have plenty of
time to spend together.
I can't believe you're moving here.
Well, are you even happy about it?
Yes, of course!
I'm sorry, I'm just annoyed
about my loser lab mates.
Do you know what they're
doing right now while I work?
K-pop karaoke. I saw on Instagram.
They bought matching
outfits and little wigs.
[SIGHS] Setseg sounds amazing though.
Listen.
I've worked with plenty of Evans before.
Sometimes the only way to deal with them
is just to play the game, you know?
What game? I don't
think they play sports.
We have a cabinet just for inhalers.
No. I just mean that if you pretend
to like their nerdy activities,
they'll invite you out, and
might include you more in the lab.
- Shouldn't they include me without that?
- Of course, they should.
But guys like that will always
be threatened by girls like you.
So make Evan feel cool, and
he might give you a chance.
Okay.
Hey, so I got Funyuns.
They're delicious, but
not great date food.
So maybe before we rip them open
[GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING]
The sun now kisseth the horize,
so 'tis time I bid you good e'en.
That's like fake Shakespeare, right?
Goodbye, sweet Eleanor.
Thanks for being my best
supporting actress tonight.
Yeah, I know. I'll break up with Oliver.
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
What the hell? [SCOFFS]
Your tattoo was temporary?
Yup. I lied to you.
But I just permanently altered my nose.
Hmm. I guess it feels bad
to commit to something,
not knowing the other person
was lying the whole time.
Okay, I'm sorry. You win.
Can we just be even now?
No. No, we're not even.
We're not even close to even.
Devi, you followed him.
I'm out.
[BEN] At the party, you followed
him and you left me behind!
We're not friends, so stop
pretending like we are.
[SOLEMN MUSIC PLAYING]
[MCENROE] Devi couldn't
sleep with the memory
of Ben's words still stinging.
Unfortunately, with Ben on her mind,
she forgot to take care of one
small thing before she went to bed.
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
- [NALINI] Is that a nose ring?
- Oh shit.
I found this at the bottom
of the trash can this morning.
Why were you looking in the trash?
Your grandma threw away her teeth again.
And thank God she did! How dare
you leave the house in the night
to go get a face piercing
at Jerry's Tats & Holes?
Do you know how many staph infections
I treat coming out of this place? Hmm?
Auntie, it's my fault. I'm so sorry.
Last night, Devi and I were
talking about how hard it is
to be South Asian girls in a country
that only celebrates western beauty.
And And the nose ring
is such a powerful symbol
of Indian femininity.
Devi just wanted to decolonize her nose,
and I stupidly suggested we do
it last night to surprise you.
Now I see how irresponsible that was.
I'm so sorry.
Was there any alcohol
or or kissing boys?
Absolutely not. I don't
do either of those things.
This was just a halal
moment of rebellion.
Yeah! It was halal as hell.
Well,
I'm glad that Aneesa is helping
you appreciate your culture.
And actually, it looks
it looks nice on you, Devi.
You cannot go to a tattoo parlor
in the middle of the
night! It's not safe!
- I know, and I won't do it again.
- [NALINI] Yeah, you better not.
I'm gonna call the pharmacy.
Come downstairs. I need
to put you on antibiotics.
There's definitely
MRSA brewing in there.
[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING]
Oh, Evan, hi.
I wanted to show you something.
When I was redoing my samples,
I noticed there were clear
phenotypic differences
between the two cell populations
that weren't commensurate
with our initial hypothesis.
- I wrote up my findings
- I'll take a look at that later.
Oh.
- Okay.
- [EVAN TYPING]
Um, I noticed that you guys
were at karaoke last night.
I don't know if I ever told you,
but I love K-pop. Huge BLACKPINK fan.
What? No way, you're a Blink too?
Who isn't? I'm such a Rosé!
Really? I mean, my work vibe,
obviously, is more of a Jisoo,
but when I'm with my
friends, I'm a total Lisa.
- Yes!
- You see it, right?
- I see that.
- Do you?
- Mm-hmm.
- Good, yeah.
So if you ever go karaoke-ing
again, I'd love to come.
Yeah, okay. Hey, are you into
bitcoin drama and anime deep cuts?
Mm-hmm. That sounds really, really good.
That's really, really
awesome 'cause you're in.
Hey, Kamala, why don't
you take today off
'cause you've been working
really, really hard?
- Thank you.
- BLACKPINK!
You know it!
[BOTH LAUGH]
- Awesome.
- Awesome. Okay.
Dude, thank you for talking my mom down.
How did you know how to do that?
[SCOFFS] I have Indian parents too.
I recently had to convince my mom
that I'm not forsaking my religion
because I tweeted,
"Harry Styles is my god."
[LAUGHS] Nice.
Does your mom also constantly
compare you to your weird cousins?
Cousins, friends, neighbors.
A friendly telemarketer who was
trying to sell knives. [LAUGHS]
All right, I should go.
If my mom sees you wearing
your oversized sweatshirt
and give you a speech about
how girls dress like boys.
I know that speech by heart.
[MCENROE] Devi couldn't
believe her mom was right,
but having Indian friends was awesome.
[SINGING IN MANDARIN]
[MCENROE] Aneesa got things
about Devi that no one else did.
Aneesa knew what it was like
to have your teachers constantly
mispronounce your name,
have people ask you where
you were "really from,"
and get bullied by your
ancient eyebrow-threading lady.
Devi felt ashamed of herself
for feeling so threatened before.
What was she thinking?
There was obviously room enough
at this school for both of
[LAUGHING] I really
like your jacket! No!
[LAUGHING] Yeah.
[MCENROE] Oh no!
This bitch has got to go.
["KARMA" PLAYING]
Careful what you say ♪
Karma like a bitch, ah ♪
Shots back at you ♪
Like a rubber band, ah ♪
Ha, don't believe what you see, ah ♪
Now you're in way too deep, ah ♪
The hand that you bite ♪
Had the upper hand, ah ♪
Karma kills you quicker ♪
Than the reaper can, ah ♪
Ha, don't believe what you see, ah ♪
Ha, karma come in your sleep, ah ♪
Careful what you say ♪
Karma like a bitch, ah ♪
Shots back at you ♪
Like a rubber band, ah ♪
Ha, don't believe what you see, ah ♪
Now you're in way too deep, ah ♪
The hand that you bite ♪
Had the upper hand, ah ♪
Karma kills you quicker ♪
Than the reaper can, ah ♪
Ha, karma come in your sleep, ah ♪
Make room ♪
For the queen of the Hindustan ♪
Stand up for
the daughter of the King ♪