Nicklas Pranker (2022) s02e04 Episode Script

Excuse me. If anyone asks about me,
you haven't seen me.
Have you seen Nicklas Bendtner?
-Nicklas Bendtner?
-Yeah.
No.
-I found him.
-Found!
-You're it.
-You guys are wild.
Your turn to count.
One, two, three, four, five
PRANKED BY NICKLAS
-You've planned everything out.
-Down to the finest detail.
TAARBÆK HARBOR
-He's leaving in five minutes.
-Oh, my god! This is it.
I've dreamed about taking revenge
on Nicklas after what he did last year.
LAST SEASON
Are you playing me? You're playing me!
He thinks he's pranking Mahamad. He's not.
We're going to be pranking him.
I'm so excited. I'm nervous.
He's getting his comeuppance,
and I can't wait.
Nicklas thinks there's a camera in here
worth 500,000 kroner. There's just a log.
We'll see what happens with it.
Everything is about to go wrong.
You better hide.
He'll be here in five minutes.
Okay. I'll get changed. I'll follow you.
See you!
Good luck!
-He's not suspicious at all.
-Not at all.
Get ready for the clap.
I'm pranking Mahamad Habane.
He's going to meet me
as an absolute asshole.
He thinks we're doing a cozy podcast,
but no such luck.
-That's the expensive camera.
-That's right.
This is going to be hilarious.
-This is it.
-Yes.
-Good to meet you. How are you?
-Big fan.
Thanks. Likewise.
I'm so excited to do this.
Let's start sabotaging it.
-There, yes.
-Get ready to push the crates.
In Somalia, when you pronounce "Mohamad",
they pronounce it "Mahamad".
-So, when you're
-Nicklas, a hide fell down.
-Do not allow him to look.
-My dad spelled my name wrong.
But you still pronounce
my name as "Mohamad".
Nod if it looks okay.
-like the name "Jacob" in the US.
-Right.
Alright.
I want us to broach some exciting topics
that will get people's attention.
Should we
Stand by.
-I work a lot, so I don't get to cook.
-Takeaway?
Exactly.
-Ready to prank Julia Sofia, Frederik?
-I'm so excited.
Hi. Welcome.
This setup It's crazy.
-It's super creepy.
-It's disgusting.
I'm Sanne, the program planner.
Mike. Welcome.
She has no clue.
She thinks she's going on
a kind of ghost hunting show.
We're filming everything because the show
is about everything paranormal.
If something were to happen, and the
cameras were off, we'd be screwed.
Philip can see everything here.
On the displays, he can follow everything
in every room of the house.
Have a seat, and I'll tell you more.
The show is called "Spirits at Peace".
We're in this little home, and when
it was cleared out, they discovered
the corpse of a child upstairs.
She believes in the paranormal.
When shit goes down,
she'll be at her wits' end.
She was there because you can't escape
once you're up there.
Oh, no
This teddy will be the focal point
of this episode.
The family discovered it
when they were clearing out the cellar.
We want to see if you can somehow connect
these energies to the teddy bear.
To summon the spirit.
All the spirit activity should
follow along with the teddy.
If you'll take the teddy, Frederik.
Frederik, the teddy wrangler.
-Cool.
-Okay.
Okay, let's see. We'll make her an altar
to get started properly.
We've gotten this picture of the girl
with the teddy bear.
You feel a sense of care,
and you want her to find peace.
You'd hate for her spirit to linger
so much longer than she lived.
Try standing
like she's standing in the picture.
My heart is pounding right now.
I feel it in my chest.
-Shall we ask her to give us a sign?
-Good idea.
Let's start by tuning in.
Okay.
If you are present in this house,
please give us a sign.
So we can feel your presence,
so we can help you.
-Shall we move along?
-They're leaving. Stand by.
Go ahead.
No!
That's crazy.
-Weird.
-At least she's here. That's good.
TAARBÆK HARBOR
What is she doing?
What are they doing?
-We'll edit that out.
-I was just about to say.
Stand by Sanne and Jakob. Please enter.
-I can't even deal with it.
-I don't want to talk about it then.
Nicklas, they're coming toward you.
That's not what I'm saying.
Let's just change the topic.
I'm telling you what happened.
We kissed by accident.
Excuse me. We're doing a podcast.
Could you go somewhere else?
Hi! Wow. Hi.
-I'm sweaty.
-How are you?
Hello. I'm sorry. What are you up to?
-No pranking, right?
-No. We're just taping a podcast.
-Sus was in the first show.
-Of what?
You were dressed as a clown
and goofing around.
-It was chaotic.
-Is this a prank or what?
It was the same setup with me,
doing a podcast.
We did a prank last year
where I was in a clown costume.
I pranked Sus.
-Is this a prank? Be honest.
-No, it's a real podcast.
-Oops
-It doesn't seem like a podcast.
EMPTY HOUSE
Drop the picture.
Crazy.
No
This is insane.
-Is she mad that we took her teddy?
-Let's bring the picture.
-Let's go to the cellar.
-She shouldn't feel like we left her.
That worked like a charm.
I thought we'd be doing the most boring
TV show ever where nothing happened.
-Was this where the teddy was found?
-I think this was it.
I feel like I want to
I want to be her mother.
-I feel this weird
-We'll help you.
Like I want to show her love. I think
we should embrace an energy of care.
Especially if she died
in the attic all by herself.
I'll put this here.
Go.
We have to go upstairs.
Crazy.
Hello? Let's look around the rooms.
Where could it be?
-What do you want us to do?
-Let's check out the last room.
-We left the teddy downstairs.
-Go fetch the teddy.
Shit.
No Where is the teddy bear?
Where is the teddy bear?
-You didn't take it, right?
-No, I don't have it.
-Someone must have taken it.
-The teddy was right there.
-Are you sure you didn't take it?
-You were in charge of it.
TAARBÆK HARBOR
What are you up to? No pranking, right?
No. We're just taping a podcast.
-Is this a prank? Be honest.
-No, it's a real podcast.
-Oops.
-It doesn't seem like a podcast.
I don't want to come off rude,
but I've had a long day.
I really hope this isn't
You've said nothing but garbage.
-It was supposed to be a prank.
-Right.
Sus wasn't supposed to show up.
-But I
-She ran past by coincidence.
-Okay.
-And she accidentally revealed it.
But yes.
-Okay, damn
-Are you alright?
I spent all day on this.
Sorry.
Sorry. I don't know why
-So, it was a prank?
-Yes.
-Wow, man
-But it's funny, I promise.
I wasn't in on this, but I did it
last year. It was hilarious.
I just spent I'm exhausted.
This is in really poor taste.
I don't want to sour the vibe.
-It's okay to feel that way.
-You'll laugh when you see it.
I'm not doing this. I'm stressed.
Listen up It's supposed to be funny.
-Right, but you can't air this.
-Isn't that right, Nicklas?
You can't use any of this.
This won't be airing.
-It was so much fun.
-Stop. Don't make a big deal out of it.
I'm sorry. It was supposed to be funny.
We didn't know how you felt.
There's no pressure.
I don't get angry very often,
but I'm getting there.
There's no way I'll let this air.
Listen to me
Leave me alone. Fuck your shitty show.
My mother is sick at home.
-My wife is waiting
-Sorry.
Fuck this shit!
Habane?
-I feel like such an idiot.
-That's okay. It's not your fault.
-I feel like an idiot.
-No, don't.
It's okay.
-No worries.
-Like a clown like you.
-Not that big of a clown.
-Like a pranked clown.
Did you hear Tessa's album,
"Tessa's Revenge"?
-No.
-This is Sus' revenge.
-You big clown.
-Oh, you're pranking me!
Are you serious?
-I got him!
-Fuck you.
No, no, fuck you.
-Well done.
-We did it!
You really got me, I must admit.
-Wow, how did you do that?
-We did some scheming.
Here you go, Nicklas!
You thought about me, not the camera.
I wouldn't be the one replacing it.
I told Morten that I was unprankable.
-Yes, yes!
-"It's impossible."
I just got pranked by Mahamad Habane
and Sus Wilkins.
By me!
EMPTY HOUSE
-Where's the teddy bear? Did you take it?
-No, I don't have it.
-One of you took it.
-It was right there.
-Frederik had the teddy bear.
-You were in charge of it.
We can't just lose the teddy.
Where did she take it?
-Where's Philip?
-He's out there.
-Ask him if he was inside.
-Ask if he got the teddy bear.
You didn't take the teddy, right?
No, he followed us upstairs.
He saw us everywhere,
but there's no camera in there.
Get them into the attic.
Oh, my
Right now, we're looking for the teddy,
which has disappeared.
This is crazy Was that you?
I'd like to leave the cellar now.
I think we should stick together.
Will you pay for a therapist after this?
-The last room is up there.
-I don't get where the teddy is.
I have very little desire
to go up there right now.
Very little desire.
Can I ask you to go first?
I'll go up first.
That is fucking insane!
-Hi, Julia Sofia!
-No
-You've just been pranked.
-No! You assholes.
Seriously That was mean.
You're so mean!
You were all in on it? That's crazy!
I'm never going to sleep again.
I've lost all faith in humanity.
-You've ruined me.
-Sorry.
That's crazy. I feel terrible.
I'm glad you didn't get me up there.
Where's the teddy? Did you take it?
I'd like to leave the cellar.
Damn it That is so nasty.
-You were a champ.
-I just feel so
You had me fooled.
But I believe in this stuff.
Clairvoyants have told me
that I have a gift.
I was invested in it
and ready to be her mother.
-You can take the teddy home.
-No, thank you.
I'm Julia Sofia, and I just got pranked
by Frederik and Nicklas Bendtner.
I'm going to call Lenny
to ask if wants to get something to eat.
Exciting. I have to put on my game face.
In about a month, Nicklas and I are
going to prank my friend Lenny.
Hi. I'll be with you in a minute.
We're going to prank him once and for all.
-About the money, Philip
-I don't have them right now.
We want him to believe that I lost a lot
of money to some unsavory characters.
We're talking 200,000.
If you're willing to donate
one of your organs
I'm hoping for the craziest prank ever.
Come with me, and I'll have a look at you.
I have a bad feeling about this.
You've ruined my life in so many ways.
What a serious discussion.
You invite people in that I don't know.
In their shoes, which I don't like.
I just wanted to say
that I got the 12 million.
-No, no
-It's true.
You're kidding!
I've said my part.
Iyuno