Noah's Arc (2005) s02e04 Episode Script
Excuses for Bad Behavior
Noah's Arc Noah's Arc Earlier in "Noah's environment" If you want to read my thoughts will have to read my article.
Do not you worry about injury that the child may suffer because there are gay parents? Would you like coffee? - Sometimes? - Sometimes it is good.
Wait until it passes of your man, bitch.
Noah expensive, so sorry I was late, unforgivable.
And even outside You look great.
So So I spent the last week total immersion the world of Rokmand Dambar.
All his movies and tv-series which I found to help me figure it out as an actor.
But I have not yet adapted screenplay.
So I hope that we can persuade him to change his mind to make the characters straight.
I have great news.
Rokmand is out, Gath baby is inside.
- Baby Gath? - English child this thing: mad London hip-hop, music for gay marriages.
Music for gay marriages? Yeah, anyway, it is good He is smart and very sexy.
Bitch, climb on top and do a little work.
- Is that it? - Yeah.
His song is number 1 for the last 4 weeks.
This child is the best after the rapper Ice Cube.
The studio was originally collected, and guess what: he was on his way to here, right now to spend time with you.
To give you an idea of scenario for some key areas to meet with his friends, close friends.
He is a professional.
So you will have fun Oh, I am jealous! Brandi, slower.
Gath Baby? Most importantly, that: there is a problem with the movie.
Baby Gath is the knight.
You can do this job.
Watch? What you speak.
He arrives just in time.
Professional! Are you stupid, bro? How many times can I say not to stop so? foreigners I learn English? Damn! Fired! Yes! Reno! Yes, the new driver that my hired.
Peace! "Co is? Noah Daryl Stefans ALEX Rodney Chester RIKI Christian Vincent Chance Doug Spiarmen Wade Jensen Atwood environment Noah / b What do you think is "toslard? This is not a salad? Seems to be that of what they say rather than a fool in England.
/ Jerk = stupid jerk / So as the spices used "Dzhark and I poisoned? Oh, I love idioms foreign languages.
Bye, dear.
I'll see you later.
I love you.
I hope you are not trying to bothering me for lunch Kenya In fact, do not even know if I could come this afternoon.
What? Well, I do not know where to begin and I'm already late.
And I will have to get rid from this horrible child for 3 hours to work on my book.
I tell you, that bastard I declared war and I am such as Desperate Housewives.
You should gather all resources to his intended action.
Today! Well, dear! I'll be there, I promise! - Chance? - Kenya! - Chance? - Yes, there I am.
Ricky? Ricky! Whatever.
Sure.
There I am.
Well.
It's here.
- Bye, darlings.
- In two hours.
I do not want to wear these shoes.
I want to wear ballet slippers.
Kenya, we talked about this before, ballet slippers have a dance class.
Your feet need for better protection for everyday wear.
That's enough, Miss! You're punished! You can not punishing me, I'm 5 years, you're not my father! Oh, guess what? I will punish you and is so you're going home from school straight into his room.
I hate you! No such harassment! Hey, princess! Where are you going so busy? Elsewhere, Daddy.
Well, while you're here you select clothes for after school because tonight we are going the ice rink! Thanks, Dad but I can not go.
- Why? - I am punished.
Chance? She broke the clock.
Can not punishing Up to 5 years old.
You mean I can not punish your 5-year girl! - Our 5-year girl! - But you'll undo anyway.
These tickets cost $ 250! I had to outbid a "30 candidates in the e-Bay.
But, hey, enough.
Kenya Get dressed.
Please.
Yeah, bro, you'll feel it is feeling! What do you feel "old"? / Pun with bad english / - "Goose" / geese /? - As a geezer / geezer /, you understand? I'm a geezer? "Dyadka" us so I say the husband of a man.
Do you understand me? Without complications, it is safe.
Hey! Pull over here.
Hey, man! - What, bro? - Drugs, bro? / Very bad english / Speak English! "Scotland" man selling "paf? Are you sure you do not get it? I think he wants something about smoking.
Damn, nigga! Why do not you say? You did not know English rapper Baby ? Baby Cat? Gath Baby! Just give me coolest her grass.
Got it, man.
$ 60 by for you.
$ 60? Are you crazy, man? It costs 72.
75 pounds.
How many take it, bro? What is meykip? - Speak English! - How do you say "Die, bitch"? As the saying goes all languages, I think.
Go bro! Gath Baby, yeah! Iyaa .
! Stop the car please! Sorry driver! Stop the car! Jesus, Noah! What is wrong? Where you going? Just include me in a shootout a drug dealer and ask me: - What is wrong? I'm so offended! Stop talking "nonsense.
" / Bolex = tashatsi of slang / - What? - Tashatsi "balls.
This means that a place where can they kick.
- Chat it? - Well, if you will, kicking, we need several basic rules.
- Rules? - No drugs! Without strife with drug dealers or anything else like that.
It does not matter to you call it: "Chikidzhiya" or "ueykar" or tashatsi, whatever it is Okay? Be calm.
You're male, right? What? Do for a large dog? To whom do you think? I'm a "geezer" as you said it.
Okay? You're gay, right? This problem? I do not know.
You tell me? The only problem is that will have to hang out with a man.
Oh, man Men can be gay! They blow.
If you are ready for that.
So this is a gallery where down stolen artifacts and this is the picture that try to see.
It has been established to illustrate idea man ideal proportions.
Oh, Spiderman, needs to do less abdominal, if you ask me.
Is your hair.
I look like.
Is? And better.
Quincy! What are you doing here? Quincy is in the gallery! What do you think people will still! I came to see Da Vinci although it has been stolen.
What do you think? Small but beautiful.
Oh! I wanted to say about Da Vinci.
Gath Baby? Yes! Bro, please your song.
How What was his name? "Hey bitch, climb and do a little work.
" Great.
Ironically overtakes this piece.
Concerning image of black man in primary culture.
Yeah, bro! At last someone has grasped.
Talk about cool Minority describing just when the bitch play it lazy! You understand me.
Hey, you two look guilty.
Noah? We met last week.
So.
Now the bad Do you guys run? Brother has a lot of humor.
It takes some time while air-conditioned.
Yeah, well, air conditioning is something from what I understand.
Having lost I am a lamb in the city.
You? Please Look, just because I have a beard does not mean it has not yet I'm a little boy inside.
Away from home.
You laugh! Listen you are my first true friend in Los Angelos, who likes galleries.
You're a real oasis in cultural desert of California.
That's me.
Ambassador of the Arts in West Hollywood.
So.
When really will show it to me? I will open my eyes? No, I do not think that there are many things not seen.
Like your phone number.
You're crazy.
Have you seen where ? Sorry.
You know, I had to ask for my phone number.
Because I already did.
Now, this is a picture which has been stolen.
Yes.
Me also like it.
The artist is black, right? How do you know? I just feel bad why not in the movie? It costs 50 thousand Da is priceless.
I'm hungry.
Come on, "Kit Kat" to move to the next location.
Is there a scene in the salad bar? Noah? Hey, I'm your new best friend.
I have one question: You're a fan of rave music, right? I drive by London combat.
Why? What about lunch ? 1 rapper with England? Please! Okay, boss.
I'll see you on the corner after 10 minutes, okay? It is the same as Dennis threat to society? I wish.
Baby left him with Gath.
Well, if anyone can deal, it's Wade.
But I can not stay long.
You should be back soon and work on my book, before the child is back from kindergarten and continue to destroyed my marriage.
Having problems with little Keisha? Her name is Kenya and it just discovered your talent manipulation.
It is already out of control What should I do? I would give her something to think a bit.
Please, even threaten with spanking a child now and call 911.
Almost scared I go home.
What to do in my house with Guy? - Alex! - I tell you, this man scares me.
He called me, bitch! Me! Who would have thought! Alex Guy is straight.
You're straight to nearest man.
My man.
Sometimes exaggerate, to do a little show but it is real.
This crazy bitch Trey harassing.
And I can not believe that the most My best friends do not believe me! We want to believe you! - True, but - But nothing all I want now is five minutes alone with my husband.
Too much is it to ask him? You can book something out.
Just the two of you.
I have tickets for skating skating, if you want.
All songs are for you same nonsense? All poetry written by boring the same three words? In general, means nothing.
I mean, so there is difficult to say: I love you? - This is sweet.
- Feels good.
Try and see.
I'll make you feel well if you hear it, right? No, the only concern.
Maybe a little.
One thing is better than this hear "I love you" if it is written.
I still have all the love letters that I sent Eddie.
Chance, this is good! Oh, Ricky, not SMS, it sucks.
Seize Progress baby Chance! Technology is to serve us.
Ah, not mine.
- My f.
- My f.
Hello? - Mr.
Counter? - Yes I am.
You must come and see Kenya immediately.
It was.
Coming soon.
Sorry, guys.
I gotta go.
Wade? You should come here.
- Are you okay? - You must come here soon, okay? Here? Where are you? In prison! Well.
All enter.
Now we to get out of building national inquiry someone will tell me what the hell happened? What happened Well, this brother is crazy.
What happens is that brother is a star, you chat? This also applies to you give me a little confidence.
For what? As we arrested strippers to attack? I can not touch to see if everything is in place? You're lucky that no They kicked in the balls.
I am a male.
Yes, but I was the man who held his pedal, right? That left him on you, bitch! Once you call me bitch 'll Beat.
Wade, Wade, Wade ! Gath Baby! I wound up with your crazy British black ass.
Wade, can you go alone home.
Driver, stop.
- I do not live nearby.
- Out of the car! Get out of my limo, immediately! - Goat.
- Freak.
- Coon.
- Sneaker.
Enough.
Out, out of the car! Just tell me what happened, I will not get angry, right? Reggie began.
He said that both Fathers are not real, since both are same-sex I told him that you married to Dad and he said that you its a pedal parcel which is pretends to be a mother.
I told him I would pretend that it punished and punished him.
And now I am punished, right? Come here.
You know that paint is bad thing, right? Do not cry daddy Chance.
Sorry.
Come here.
I'm sorry too.
So I sent an sms to Dzhinito, with three small blunt words and he still I am not answered.
I spent it! And for what? Anyway, no sign of anything, right? - Do you know him? - Huh? Those three little words? Or just your thought of them say it? Do not make a intellectual now just be smart and tell me a joke or something.
I was not sent to this sms.
I hope you did not receive it, I hope never to say and I can continue your stupid life.
Alex must go.
I received a sms-you.
- And I would answer you, but - But do not do it.
Awesome.
I could not.
I had to wait to finish work to come and say it.
You did say at all time each day.
You say it so easily.
My name: "I love you! That is, I love you.
Ricky, I they love! I they love.
I love you, Dzhinito.
I love you.
What's cooking, beautiful? Only salad.
We can dinner later.
Because I Dramrou, I managed to straighten out, two tickets from e-Bay for Tonight? Just kiss me and go in the shower.
Heck, I'm good! Sorry.
NBA! Man, go to the bathroom.
Let's try something crazy.
I love you, dear.
- Me too.
- Give me 5 minutes.
Good experience.
But it seems like good win.
For me.
Oh really? Watch only.
Trey! - Trey! - Wow.
What happened? Alex quickly Call 911.
Call 911.
Nothing worth doing.
Neither film deserve neither career to kiss ass a mad rapper.
Hungry? I miss lunch.
Yeah, sounds good, nice.
What happened to polite and quaint English gentleman? I can not believe that might be persuaded to play a gay role.
Only man can play.
You do not know called cute? Who is that? Santa! You need a new outbreak.
I do not solve it to go, bad boy? Look at your face! - Are you was it? - Will bring him towels.
What are you doing here? Ought not to pursue Playboy bunnies in the bar? Is this supposed to do? Oh yeah! Because I'm an adult.
I think the word is chikidzhiya.
That was sweet! You're funny.
Can you give me another game? You got me thinking about straight? Or will the spirit of my lunch with friends, pedals? Get rid of me.
Why do not you blow? What the hell are you talking about? What is your problem? What my problem? What is my problem? Yes.
This is my problem.
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Do not you worry about injury that the child may suffer because there are gay parents? Would you like coffee? - Sometimes? - Sometimes it is good.
Wait until it passes of your man, bitch.
Noah expensive, so sorry I was late, unforgivable.
And even outside You look great.
So So I spent the last week total immersion the world of Rokmand Dambar.
All his movies and tv-series which I found to help me figure it out as an actor.
But I have not yet adapted screenplay.
So I hope that we can persuade him to change his mind to make the characters straight.
I have great news.
Rokmand is out, Gath baby is inside.
- Baby Gath? - English child this thing: mad London hip-hop, music for gay marriages.
Music for gay marriages? Yeah, anyway, it is good He is smart and very sexy.
Bitch, climb on top and do a little work.
- Is that it? - Yeah.
His song is number 1 for the last 4 weeks.
This child is the best after the rapper Ice Cube.
The studio was originally collected, and guess what: he was on his way to here, right now to spend time with you.
To give you an idea of scenario for some key areas to meet with his friends, close friends.
He is a professional.
So you will have fun Oh, I am jealous! Brandi, slower.
Gath Baby? Most importantly, that: there is a problem with the movie.
Baby Gath is the knight.
You can do this job.
Watch? What you speak.
He arrives just in time.
Professional! Are you stupid, bro? How many times can I say not to stop so? foreigners I learn English? Damn! Fired! Yes! Reno! Yes, the new driver that my hired.
Peace! "Co is? Noah Daryl Stefans ALEX Rodney Chester RIKI Christian Vincent Chance Doug Spiarmen Wade Jensen Atwood environment Noah / b What do you think is "toslard? This is not a salad? Seems to be that of what they say rather than a fool in England.
/ Jerk = stupid jerk / So as the spices used "Dzhark and I poisoned? Oh, I love idioms foreign languages.
Bye, dear.
I'll see you later.
I love you.
I hope you are not trying to bothering me for lunch Kenya In fact, do not even know if I could come this afternoon.
What? Well, I do not know where to begin and I'm already late.
And I will have to get rid from this horrible child for 3 hours to work on my book.
I tell you, that bastard I declared war and I am such as Desperate Housewives.
You should gather all resources to his intended action.
Today! Well, dear! I'll be there, I promise! - Chance? - Kenya! - Chance? - Yes, there I am.
Ricky? Ricky! Whatever.
Sure.
There I am.
Well.
It's here.
- Bye, darlings.
- In two hours.
I do not want to wear these shoes.
I want to wear ballet slippers.
Kenya, we talked about this before, ballet slippers have a dance class.
Your feet need for better protection for everyday wear.
That's enough, Miss! You're punished! You can not punishing me, I'm 5 years, you're not my father! Oh, guess what? I will punish you and is so you're going home from school straight into his room.
I hate you! No such harassment! Hey, princess! Where are you going so busy? Elsewhere, Daddy.
Well, while you're here you select clothes for after school because tonight we are going the ice rink! Thanks, Dad but I can not go.
- Why? - I am punished.
Chance? She broke the clock.
Can not punishing Up to 5 years old.
You mean I can not punish your 5-year girl! - Our 5-year girl! - But you'll undo anyway.
These tickets cost $ 250! I had to outbid a "30 candidates in the e-Bay.
But, hey, enough.
Kenya Get dressed.
Please.
Yeah, bro, you'll feel it is feeling! What do you feel "old"? / Pun with bad english / - "Goose" / geese /? - As a geezer / geezer /, you understand? I'm a geezer? "Dyadka" us so I say the husband of a man.
Do you understand me? Without complications, it is safe.
Hey! Pull over here.
Hey, man! - What, bro? - Drugs, bro? / Very bad english / Speak English! "Scotland" man selling "paf? Are you sure you do not get it? I think he wants something about smoking.
Damn, nigga! Why do not you say? You did not know English rapper Baby ? Baby Cat? Gath Baby! Just give me coolest her grass.
Got it, man.
$ 60 by for you.
$ 60? Are you crazy, man? It costs 72.
75 pounds.
How many take it, bro? What is meykip? - Speak English! - How do you say "Die, bitch"? As the saying goes all languages, I think.
Go bro! Gath Baby, yeah! Iyaa .
! Stop the car please! Sorry driver! Stop the car! Jesus, Noah! What is wrong? Where you going? Just include me in a shootout a drug dealer and ask me: - What is wrong? I'm so offended! Stop talking "nonsense.
" / Bolex = tashatsi of slang / - What? - Tashatsi "balls.
This means that a place where can they kick.
- Chat it? - Well, if you will, kicking, we need several basic rules.
- Rules? - No drugs! Without strife with drug dealers or anything else like that.
It does not matter to you call it: "Chikidzhiya" or "ueykar" or tashatsi, whatever it is Okay? Be calm.
You're male, right? What? Do for a large dog? To whom do you think? I'm a "geezer" as you said it.
Okay? You're gay, right? This problem? I do not know.
You tell me? The only problem is that will have to hang out with a man.
Oh, man Men can be gay! They blow.
If you are ready for that.
So this is a gallery where down stolen artifacts and this is the picture that try to see.
It has been established to illustrate idea man ideal proportions.
Oh, Spiderman, needs to do less abdominal, if you ask me.
Is your hair.
I look like.
Is? And better.
Quincy! What are you doing here? Quincy is in the gallery! What do you think people will still! I came to see Da Vinci although it has been stolen.
What do you think? Small but beautiful.
Oh! I wanted to say about Da Vinci.
Gath Baby? Yes! Bro, please your song.
How What was his name? "Hey bitch, climb and do a little work.
" Great.
Ironically overtakes this piece.
Concerning image of black man in primary culture.
Yeah, bro! At last someone has grasped.
Talk about cool Minority describing just when the bitch play it lazy! You understand me.
Hey, you two look guilty.
Noah? We met last week.
So.
Now the bad Do you guys run? Brother has a lot of humor.
It takes some time while air-conditioned.
Yeah, well, air conditioning is something from what I understand.
Having lost I am a lamb in the city.
You? Please Look, just because I have a beard does not mean it has not yet I'm a little boy inside.
Away from home.
You laugh! Listen you are my first true friend in Los Angelos, who likes galleries.
You're a real oasis in cultural desert of California.
That's me.
Ambassador of the Arts in West Hollywood.
So.
When really will show it to me? I will open my eyes? No, I do not think that there are many things not seen.
Like your phone number.
You're crazy.
Have you seen where ? Sorry.
You know, I had to ask for my phone number.
Because I already did.
Now, this is a picture which has been stolen.
Yes.
Me also like it.
The artist is black, right? How do you know? I just feel bad why not in the movie? It costs 50 thousand Da is priceless.
I'm hungry.
Come on, "Kit Kat" to move to the next location.
Is there a scene in the salad bar? Noah? Hey, I'm your new best friend.
I have one question: You're a fan of rave music, right? I drive by London combat.
Why? What about lunch ? 1 rapper with England? Please! Okay, boss.
I'll see you on the corner after 10 minutes, okay? It is the same as Dennis threat to society? I wish.
Baby left him with Gath.
Well, if anyone can deal, it's Wade.
But I can not stay long.
You should be back soon and work on my book, before the child is back from kindergarten and continue to destroyed my marriage.
Having problems with little Keisha? Her name is Kenya and it just discovered your talent manipulation.
It is already out of control What should I do? I would give her something to think a bit.
Please, even threaten with spanking a child now and call 911.
Almost scared I go home.
What to do in my house with Guy? - Alex! - I tell you, this man scares me.
He called me, bitch! Me! Who would have thought! Alex Guy is straight.
You're straight to nearest man.
My man.
Sometimes exaggerate, to do a little show but it is real.
This crazy bitch Trey harassing.
And I can not believe that the most My best friends do not believe me! We want to believe you! - True, but - But nothing all I want now is five minutes alone with my husband.
Too much is it to ask him? You can book something out.
Just the two of you.
I have tickets for skating skating, if you want.
All songs are for you same nonsense? All poetry written by boring the same three words? In general, means nothing.
I mean, so there is difficult to say: I love you? - This is sweet.
- Feels good.
Try and see.
I'll make you feel well if you hear it, right? No, the only concern.
Maybe a little.
One thing is better than this hear "I love you" if it is written.
I still have all the love letters that I sent Eddie.
Chance, this is good! Oh, Ricky, not SMS, it sucks.
Seize Progress baby Chance! Technology is to serve us.
Ah, not mine.
- My f.
- My f.
Hello? - Mr.
Counter? - Yes I am.
You must come and see Kenya immediately.
It was.
Coming soon.
Sorry, guys.
I gotta go.
Wade? You should come here.
- Are you okay? - You must come here soon, okay? Here? Where are you? In prison! Well.
All enter.
Now we to get out of building national inquiry someone will tell me what the hell happened? What happened Well, this brother is crazy.
What happens is that brother is a star, you chat? This also applies to you give me a little confidence.
For what? As we arrested strippers to attack? I can not touch to see if everything is in place? You're lucky that no They kicked in the balls.
I am a male.
Yes, but I was the man who held his pedal, right? That left him on you, bitch! Once you call me bitch 'll Beat.
Wade, Wade, Wade ! Gath Baby! I wound up with your crazy British black ass.
Wade, can you go alone home.
Driver, stop.
- I do not live nearby.
- Out of the car! Get out of my limo, immediately! - Goat.
- Freak.
- Coon.
- Sneaker.
Enough.
Out, out of the car! Just tell me what happened, I will not get angry, right? Reggie began.
He said that both Fathers are not real, since both are same-sex I told him that you married to Dad and he said that you its a pedal parcel which is pretends to be a mother.
I told him I would pretend that it punished and punished him.
And now I am punished, right? Come here.
You know that paint is bad thing, right? Do not cry daddy Chance.
Sorry.
Come here.
I'm sorry too.
So I sent an sms to Dzhinito, with three small blunt words and he still I am not answered.
I spent it! And for what? Anyway, no sign of anything, right? - Do you know him? - Huh? Those three little words? Or just your thought of them say it? Do not make a intellectual now just be smart and tell me a joke or something.
I was not sent to this sms.
I hope you did not receive it, I hope never to say and I can continue your stupid life.
Alex must go.
I received a sms-you.
- And I would answer you, but - But do not do it.
Awesome.
I could not.
I had to wait to finish work to come and say it.
You did say at all time each day.
You say it so easily.
My name: "I love you! That is, I love you.
Ricky, I they love! I they love.
I love you, Dzhinito.
I love you.
What's cooking, beautiful? Only salad.
We can dinner later.
Because I Dramrou, I managed to straighten out, two tickets from e-Bay for Tonight? Just kiss me and go in the shower.
Heck, I'm good! Sorry.
NBA! Man, go to the bathroom.
Let's try something crazy.
I love you, dear.
- Me too.
- Give me 5 minutes.
Good experience.
But it seems like good win.
For me.
Oh really? Watch only.
Trey! - Trey! - Wow.
What happened? Alex quickly Call 911.
Call 911.
Nothing worth doing.
Neither film deserve neither career to kiss ass a mad rapper.
Hungry? I miss lunch.
Yeah, sounds good, nice.
What happened to polite and quaint English gentleman? I can not believe that might be persuaded to play a gay role.
Only man can play.
You do not know called cute? Who is that? Santa! You need a new outbreak.
I do not solve it to go, bad boy? Look at your face! - Are you was it? - Will bring him towels.
What are you doing here? Ought not to pursue Playboy bunnies in the bar? Is this supposed to do? Oh yeah! Because I'm an adult.
I think the word is chikidzhiya.
That was sweet! You're funny.
Can you give me another game? You got me thinking about straight? Or will the spirit of my lunch with friends, pedals? Get rid of me.
Why do not you blow? What the hell are you talking about? What is your problem? What my problem? What is my problem? Yes.
This is my problem.
enrique28@abv.
bg For