Pretty Hard Cases (2021) s02e04 Episode Script
Dog Treats
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I still can't find out
what the connection is.
Accountants, bikers, 3D guns, Mexico, I have no clue what is going on.
Want to walk it through together? What the hell?! - Please don't.
- What is this, like, a five-point plan for making friends? No, it is not, okay? It is not that.
It's a vision board for people that I like and you should probably take it as a compliment.
Oh, so it's like an OCD thing.
- Good girl.
- What does he have to do with Marc the biker? Let's not stereotype, he could be very, very scary.
Poopy.
Poopy.
I highly doubt he shot anyone, especially Gabrielle.
Wow, Len.
Some things really haven't changed.
- That's not mine.
- Come on.
Kelly, it's not mine.
All right? Marc gave it to me to sell.
Hey, for real.
I've been sober two years now.
Yeah, Elliot's here.
There's no sign of Jackie.
Jackie bailed, she had some side hustle going on, she didn't even tell me.
(SIGHING) Gosh, I'm so sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry! Ten minutes late.
Never thought I'd see the day.
I was looking into our accountant friend, Adam Gentle, and you will not believe what I found out.
- Uh-uh.
Nope.
- Wait 'til you hear it! No work talk! Hey, can we get another round, please? Axe-throwing was your vision board wet dream, okay? So you might as well enjoy it.
Come on! You know what I really enjoy? I enjoy talking about work.
(SIGHS) All right, fine.
How about this? - You hit that target - Yeah? you can talk about whatever you want to.
- For real? - Yeah.
Okay.
Just that easy? I don't know.
Not bad.
Well, that's probably just beginner's luck.
(SING-SONG): Right.
What do I want to talk about? Oh, what do I want to talk about? It can be anything, it can be anything.
'Cause you said! Here it is.
Why are you so sunshiny and uncharacteristically chipper? I dunno.
You dunno? What'd you do last night? Nothing much.
Just hung out with Len.
You do not get to judge, okay? If I wanted someone to judge me, I'd call my sister.
I'm not judging, and Karina would judge you because she cares.
'Cause Len really, I just feel like I'm gonna say it.
He's a terrible boyfriend.
First off, not my boyfriend.
Secondly, friends don't judge.
Friends judge.
Oh, you know what? Maybe best friends don't judge.
(GASPING) Oh, my God! Am I your best friend? (LAUGHING) - (GRUNTING) - Oh, okay.
That was some bad luck.
Not that I'm judging.
Okay.
What did you guys do? I mean, we went for pizza.
We talked.
You know, he's doing good.
The sober thing is real.
You don't think he's trying to lure you back in? He's not going to, all right? I admit, in the beginning, I was concerned that feelings would get caught up and everything, but I feel like it's closure.
You know? Like I can finally move on.
Good.
You know what, I'm glad.
I just hope you're right.
Listen If I start falling for his games, okay? You have my permission to call me out on it.
- Okay, but - What? - On these conditions.
- Yes.
- Privately.
- Of course.
- One time.
- One time.
And you can't be so annoying about it.
I'm never annoying.
It would be my absolute honour.
And you know what, if he does step out of line Okay, okay, what? You know what, I think I remember you saying that you would pay if I was winning.
I think I'm winning.
Hey, hi! I'm winning, so my BFF over here is gonna cover it.
(CHUCKLING) Oh, it's cool, you still got two hours left on your tab from this week.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what? Wait, how many times has she been here already? - Never.
- This week! Nuh-uh, I've never been here, this is the first time.
Monday, Tuesday, Thursday? None of it is true.
- Mmm - Okay, you know what? I only came because I was scoping out the place! Like, is this place good enough for Duff? - Scoping out the place - I wanted to see, does she like this lane? Does she like (SHOUTING) I'm gonna run to you I'm gonna run to you 'Cause when the feeling's right I'm gonna run all night Sorry, I didn't eat breakfast because my mom threw out all the refined sugar.
You know where you can find a decent meal, right? Casa De Nazeer.
The guy can seriously cook, Wazowski.
And I bet he has spoons, too.
- Do you want some? - No, seriously, I need you to get some, because I cannot stand to see you tongue kiss that yogurt again.
Oh, look who it is.
So Results are in on the pink cocaine Len gave you.
Marc's coke and the Pandilla Quince coke from the airplane, drum roll please.
- Ha! - Same stuff, it's a match.
So the Sons of Jupiter and Pandilla Quince are working together.
Then we have Adam Gentle, financial advisor, MBA, proud father to a hairless dog, who frankly dresses better than I do.
No, I don't want to hear it.
I have a spin team on the house already.
- He's not our shooter.
- Probably not, but he crunches numbers for Marc Tremblay of the Sons of Jupiter, and OPP intel suggests he has ties to Pandilla Quince associates.
So, we get him, we get him to turn on his criminal buddies.
Might not be that easy.
I was just talking to one of my buddies down in Fraud.
She's been looking into Gentle, but can never get him on anything, he's too good.
They say he launders my annual salary on a Tuesday.
Yeah, well, we are not Fraud.
Why? 'Cause we are better than them.
(CHUCKLING) Hi there, may I please speak to Adam Gentle? Oh, yes, hey there, how are you? I hear you are the best money man in town Oh no, cost is not an issue.
(CHUCKLING) I see.
Yeah, but if we could just Hello? Oh, okay.
He only takes referrals.
Mm-hmm.
That's what you get for being cocky.
- Ooh, pow-pow.
- We're gonna find a way in, we'll just look for a weak link.
(SIGHING) Sam.
We already have a way in.
Len can get in through Marc.
Uh, no thank you.
You are not working with Len.
I can work with Len, okay? (SCOFFING) I just can't go out with him.
(WHISPERING): Work is a gateway drug.
Look, if we're gonna clear Richie, this is our best shot.
Okay, I can take care of myself.
Ask the fellas.
Hey guys, I can take care of myself, right? Oh, I'm not getting involved in that one.
Kelly is very good at taking care of herself.
Maybe too good, if you ask me.
Uh-oh.
- Morning, Inspector.
- Hmm.
Hold on.
Mmm.
Okay, lay it on me.
Davidson & McConnell filed an official complaint against you this morning.
(LAUGHING) Tyrannical behaviour.
Edwina, you're on solid ground here.
I'll deal with it at unit level.
There's no reason for command to get involved, okay? - I appreciate it.
- Hey.
If we can't count on each other I think we're overdue for dinner.
What are you doing next week? Heading over there, on one condition.
And that is if Elizabeth is cooking.
Because still recovering from the pepperpot last year.
(LAUGHING, MIMICKING GAGGING) Deal! In the meantime, just ignore those two.
We don't want things to escalate, okay? Don't worry, I've been around too long to let those fools get to me.
Okay.
(SIGHING) Uh, excuse me, I'm sorry.
How is Marc not suspicious about you setting up - the meeting with Adam? - No, he's been after me to invest my money for weeks now, I made it seem like it was his idea.
I figure between the two of us, we can keep Adam busy long enough to stay out of the house for 30 minutes.
No, I'm gonna run things from the van.
You're going in alone.
Oh You know we work better as a team.
- Remember the sex club? - You know, Len, sometimes being part of a team is knowing when to go in alone.
- Or when to stay in your lane.
- Exactly, and sometimes staying your lane leads to a different part of the play than saying in your lane, okay? She always like this, or just when she needs - a manager to speak with? - Hilarious, great, I'm a Karen.
Like I haven't been called that before.
I missed that smile.
(SIGHING) - (PHONE VIBRATING) - Are you gonna open up - the letters from these schools? - (SIGHING) What would be the point? Even if I got in, Mom's not gonna pay for it now.
Don't be ridiculous.
Come here, baby boy.
You show her those acceptance letters, maybe do a few chores around the house, how could she resist this beautiful face? (SIGHING) Dolly boy.
I get it.
I miss Jackie too, I love that girl.
Yeah, I never want to see her again.
You're lying.
You're lying, I can see the Ls in your eyes.
You call her back.
Who knows why she did what she did? Maybe she had a good reason.
Nah.
I think I'm just done.
(BOTH SIGH) Oh, for God's sake.
Hey, Barb.
(LAUGHING) Look at you! I'm sorry, I didn't know who else to call.
Oh no, don't you dare apologize.
I promised your mom I would check in on you! - How's she doing? - Well, you know, she'd be better if you visited her.
I actually have some money for her lawyers, I was hoping maybe you'd be able to get it to her.
Jesus, Jackie, honey, you know I can't get tangled up in this again.
No, no, no, it's my money, I've been saving up for it.
Her lawyers aren't gonna ask any questions about it, they just kinda need a retainer.
Essentially, there's about 90K in here, should be more than enough.
I would really appreciate it if maybe she didn't know where it came from.
Hey, Jackie! Yo, Shanika! Girl, good to see you! - Look at you, all grown up.
- Tell me about it.
Two more months 'til Barb's gotta give me the boot.
- Why? What's two months? - That's when she turns 18, and then she is outta here! (CHUCKLING) But she knows, she's always got an open door with me.
Speaking of open doors, please tell me you're staying here.
No, I'm gonna crash on a friend's couch.
- I couldn't, I don't wanna do - No, no! Don't be silly.
Your mom would kill me if I didn't take you in.
- You can bunk with Shanika.
- Barb, you got so many kids under your roof already.
There's no way! I know, that's why I could use the help.
(LAUGHING) For the record, I have never been to a sex club.
And if I had, I would not be reminiscing about it in front of my colleagues.
Oh, my God.
It was a drug bust.
Just chill out, all right? Besides, I told you, I'm good.
How's it looking? Security company shut the system down remotely.
Len's at the restaurant, Adam's on his way now.
Len couldn't have picked a place farther away? We can practically see the restaurant from here.
He's doing us a favour.
Play nice.
I am nice! It's one of my defining qualities.
Look So Len, huh? He's a good cop.
- Kelly.
- Stop.
It's work.
Anyway, it's not like you're available.
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) (SAM): Test, testing.
Test, test, testing.
- Loud and clear.
- Red leather, yellow leather.
Susie sells seashells by the sea shore.
Sam, I got it, move on.
Okay, okay.
- (BARKING) - Ahh! Oh.
Hi, very nice to meet you.
You seem like a very sweet thing, whatever you a dog.
I think you're a dog.
So, so nice to meet you.
So, if you could just here.
Come, come, come.
(BARKING) Okay, great.
All good in there? - Oh gosh.
- (DOG GROWLING) Whoa, this guy has some really weird hobbies.
(KELLY): Nix the sightseeing, all right? Focus on the study.
It's where he meets clients.
Focused.
(GROWLING) (BARKING) (PHONE VIBRATING) (LEN): Hey, listen, babe.
I might be home late.
What's wrong? Change of plans, he doesn't like my choice of restaurant, not that I blame him.
So, we're gonna head over to the accountant's house now.
Define "now".
- (BARKING) - (LEN): We're pulling up.
See you at home.
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) (NATHAN): Sam, get out of there now! (BARKING) Um Define "now".
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING) (LEN): Great ride, now that I'm looking at it, I understand Hey, hey, what's the plan?! Kelly! You've got the red calipers, right? (KELLY): Len! I caught you.
I see you over there! This is your accountant's house, right? Yeah Let me guess, she must look like a video vixen, huh? - Marie, please.
- Don't "please" me.
This is the accountant.
Oh, so what? I saw what your lawyer friend looked like, and that didn't stop you from trying to screw her either! Sam, plant the bug, clean up and get the hell out of there.
(SAM): I'm gonna be a minute.
Were you guys out trying to meet women? We just met ten minutes ago, we wouldn't have even had the time even if we wanted to.
This is strictly platonic, just for the record.
(KELLY): I can't believe this is happening to me again.
I can't believe Hey, hey.
What I did was inexcusable.
But I'm not going back there ever, okay? Excuse me? (KELLY SOBBING): I can trust you? You can trust me.
I need to check on Henrietta.
Mr.
Accountant, wait, one second, one second! - I wanna ask you something else! - (ADAM): Where are you?! (BARKING) Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! What has gotten into you today? (WHINING) Why don't we reschedule? I think I need to take Henrietta for a little walk.
- Great idea.
- Mm-hmm.
(DOG BARKING) Let's go out.
Find some trouble.
I'm trying to stay out of trouble.
If you guys are looking for something to do, I have a five-pound bag of potatoes - that needs to be peeled.
- Actually I do have something to do.
I'm coming with you.
Sorry, we gotta run Barb.
Aren't you guys forgetting something? Condoms, dental dams.
Oh, I don't need those.
Yeah, that's what Caden's mama said.
Stock up.
Not until you're 16.
Ageist.
- Bye! - Bye, guys.
Isn't it nice to get out every now and then? Ah! (SNAPPING) I'd like to see your mulch selection.
(WIND CHIMES CLANGING) - Elliot, I'm so sorry.
- What are you doing here? - Listen.
- I don't wanna talk to you.
Listen, listen, listen.
I needed the money for my mom's appeal.
The cops would've confiscated it.
I cannot leave her in jail.
Okay.
Why didn't you tell me this before? I didn't even know what I was gonna - Right.
- do it until (SIGHING) Your family is amazing.
And for a second, I thought I could even be part of it.
But the thing is, they're always going to look at me like I am a criminal.
And the truth is, a lot of the time, I think you're better off without me.
So you didn't think I'd want a say in any of this at all? Because I specifically remember my life being - a lot better with you in it.
- Can I make it up to you then? Can we just start over? - I'm already starting over.
I'm gonna go to school.
Or, I don't know, live in some stupid residence and join a frat house or something.
Okay? All the dumb stuff I was gonna do before you ruined my life.
I thought you said you liked your life better with me in it.
Yeah, I did.
But you ruined it, so It's cute, right? I can put it in our room.
I wouldn't trust Jackie to water that.
Who's that? It doesn't matter.
That was like old times.
Tell the truth, that felt good.
Yeah, just like all those times I've saved your ass, what was that, the 100th time? Listen, I told you, we're better as a team.
- That's debatable.
- Sorry, let me get that.
- What? - This.
- Gimme that! - This? Too late.
- Hi.
- (LEN): See you in there! How are you? Can I talk to you just for a second? No, no, please, wait, no.
I'm worried, Duff.
Okay, I'm sounding the alarm.
Woop, woop, ding, ding, ding! - No.
Don't need it.
- Hey, listen.
You said I could call you on it! This is me, calling you.
Boop, boop, boop! Hey Duff, please pick up.
- All right, Naz, we up? - Yeah.
He hasn't done anything that interesting.
He vacuumed, let his dog lick his mouth, and that's about it.
Kelly and I got night shift covered.
Cool.
Yeah, why don't you two go and do your own thing? - No.
- No, I got a different thing.
I just don't want to miss any developments.
Yeah, in it to win it.
(POPCORN CRUNCHING) Oh my gosh, can you stop masticating so loudly? (DOOR BUZZING) (CRUNCHING) I can still hear you.
Hey.
- Hey, I've seen that guy before.
- Niccolo Carbone.
I need a favour off the books.
- How much? - 30 Gs.
Hot-headed new wave Mafioso.
I tell you, if you could arrest a guy on arrogance alone - This doesn't make any sense.
- Agreed.
Sons of Jupiter won't touch the mob.
They see those guys, they cross the street.
There's no way they'd be willing to share an accountant.
I don't keep anything on site here.
But I could possibly arrange for a drop-off this weekend.
Yeah, if Adam's been playing both sides, he got bigger balls than I ever thought.
That's my man! - I love you, brother.
- Love you too.
You said you'd think about game night.
Oh, yeah.
Yes, for sure.
Brother, of course, I'm looking forward to it.
- Great.
- Hey, listen, you just focus on getting me that capital, we're gonna make a plan, hmm? Wait, wait, wait, run that back.
Run it back, run it back.
- We're gonna make a plan.
- Did you see that? Was that some kind of gang sign or something, Wazowski? I've never seen it before.
I'm not yawning.
It's just that this room is short on oxygen.
Because it is so crowded.
Well, why don't you go home where there's bigger space? - That's okay.
- We're fine.
No, I don't know if you will (INAUDIBLE CONVERSATION) (SOFT MUSIC) (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) Hey guys, 'sup? Uh I'm just about to head home, and I was wondering if you could just do me a tiny, teeny, mini little favour? Could you just check in on Duff before you leave? 'Cause she's got a night shift with you-know-who.
Kelly doesn't want anyone to check on her.
- Least of all me.
- Okay, I get it.
You don't want to come across as jealous.
I totally understand.
Naz? You're very cute.
But I'm not getting involved in this one.
Are you kidding me? What if I was about to fall off a cliff? Are you gonna do something? Or you just gonna stand there, throw up your hands, "Oh God, it's your life.
Hope you don't die!" Kelly's not standing on a cliff, she's skydiving.
We need to trust her to handle her business.
Yeah, and even if we did say something, it's not like she'd listen to any of us.
Listen, there's gotta be someone that can get through to her.
Bye.
(GULLS SQUAWKING) (VACUUM BUZZING) (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) (LEN AND KELLY LAUGHING) That is sad.
Who buys a vacuum for their crumbs? Twenty bucks, I bet you Wazowski has one.
You guys have excellent timing.
You arrived perfectly in sync.
I love that band.
Yeah, because we met in the parking lot.
Can I have a technician sent out here today, please? I restarted the router, but the connection is acting weird.
His connection, do you think our equipment screwed it up? Either way, there's no way a wireless tech walks up in that place and doesn't find our bugs.
We gotta pull the plug, now.
We don't have anything on him yet.
His stash.
His cash, his cash stash.
Gentle told Niccolo Carbone he keeps it off site, so we know it exists.
All right, let's go pay Adam a visit.
That money's dirty as hell.
So if we find it, we have grounds to confiscate it.
He'll be in deep with his clients.
I'll set up the meet.
No wait, the guy's skittish, all right? This isn't slash-and-burn, this is brain surgery.
This time, I'm going in alone.
(SOFT MUSIC) (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) Karina.
(SIGHING) Wow.
How's it going? All right, what's the occasion, someone die? Wait, did someone actually die? Kelly, you shouldn't even be in the same building as this guy.
- I'll be outside.
- Yeah.
Nice seeing you, Karina.
Okay, I'm not doing this.
I am not not doing this.
I drove all the way up here.
Forty minutes just to cross the border, and thanks to this baby, I have to pee every 30 minutes.
Shh! Shh! - Okay, what? - Oh, don't pretend this is no big deal.
Have you forgotten how much he messed you up? Sam was right to call me.
Sam called you? Are you kidding me? Look, you don't get to come and choose to be a sister when you want to be, okay? - I don't need your help.
- Len Grierson knows all your buttons, Kelly.
And he will press them.
One week, you'll be feeling sorry for him, two weeks in, you'll be back together, and he'll have you thinking it was your idea.
Stop treating me like I'm a helpless child! Okay? And he is not back in my life! It's work, Karina.
It's just work! Kelly.
As much as I hate to say this, you're one of the smartest people I know.
But around that guy? You're an idiot.
Oh, idiot.
Okay, well You know what, Karina? I think if you leave now, you might make it back in time for lunch.
Okay.
Believe it or not, Kelly, I was only trying to help.
Len, listen.
If you do anything, I mean it, anything to hurt Kelly, I don't care if it's a paper cut, or a mean little joke, - or you mess with her hair - That's not gonna happen.
Good.
Because if it does, I'm gonna rip your intestines out through your throat.
Graphic, but fair.
So we doing this or what? - She mad at you or me? - Pretty sure that's me.
Hey, Commander, you got a minute? What's wrong? No, no, I was um I could actually just really use your advice.
I'm trying to You know, it's hard to know what one's place is in something - Sometimes.
- Naz.
Spit it out.
I'm trying to decide when meddling is part of my professional duty, orand I should just ay out of it.
Oh, are you talking about Kelly and Len? Just mm-mm.
I'm talking about you, Commander.
Me? What about me? It's McConnell, he's been saying some things.
Things that are clearly untrue, and most of us know that.
What sort of things? Just some things he was talking about in the squad room.
Nazeer What sort of things? Accusations.
Accusations that are sexual in nature.
(LAUGHING) Sexual? Sexual? Sexual how? Harassment.
Like, that you propositioned him, and that he's paying the price for turning you down? Look, the guy's talking about filing another formal complaint.
- Boss, I can talk to him.
- No, no.
I'm a big girl.
I can take care of this myself.
(SIGHING) McConnell.
Board room.
Now.
Yeah, uh, I shouldn't be alone with you.
Oh why, you think I'm gonna proposition you? Buddy, I am a lesbian.
No, look, I am a married lesbian.
But even if I wasn't, I wouldn't touch your lying, bullying ass with a ten foot pole.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
There's no reason to be so aggressive.
- (EDWINA LAUGHS) - Oh, my God, you are disgusting.
Oh! You're the kind of man that gives cops a bad name.
You give all men a bad name.
You want aggressive? I will make your life miserable.
You open that lying mouth of yours one more time, and I'll make sure you swallow your teeth.
You hear me? Oh, wait.
I dunno, was that aggressive enough for you? Asshole.
I'm gonna be in and out of here in 10 minutes.
- (SAM): Make it seven.
- Don't micromanage me, - Wazowski.
- Okay, it's fine, but what if something happens and I'm the only one that can - Stop! - No, okay.
My advice? She doesn't blink first so if you want to make up, on you.
Well, you and me, we're different.
She tells me everything.
I'm her best friend.
So was I.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR) Hey, Adam, right? Look, I'm really sorry to bother you, but Marc It's okay, I got Len's message.
It's okay.
- Really okay? - Come right in.
Thank you so much.
I really hate to call you last minute, but I didn't know what else to do.
You know, Marc is in deep with these real assholes.
Him and Len, they went after this poker night or something the other night, I don't know.
(STATIC) Len.
The connection is bad.
It's bad.
Maybe it's the area.
Wifi's down, remember? Um, why didn't he call me? Because they're holding Marc until they get the money.
Len doesn't want to leave, he's freaking out.
And how deep is he? 14K.
For a card game? And for the record, I hate it, okay? I mean, it's one thing to do real business.
It's a whole other thing when you waste that hard-earned cash on a poker game? I keep trying to help him.
(ADAM): You can't save people.
They gotta save themselves.
Yeah, yeah, but We gotta stick by the ones you love, right? (ADAM): Let's go get Marc's money.
Len.
I think he lied to Niccolo.
I think the money's on site! I promise, thank you so much! It's in my safe, downstairs in the basement.
I can't hear.
I don't like this.
I don't like this.
If I can't hear her, how do I know if she's in trouble? (STAMMERING) This is what we want, okay? She gets to see where he's hiding the cash.
Give her a beat.
You're not gonna help your situation by getting in her face now.
You're right.
(OMINOUS MUSIC) You're right.
Okay.
I mean, she's a Nicholson, so She's got this.
Wow.
This is some man cave.
You almost had me with that sad boyfriend story Officer.
Marc would have told me if he had a new poker game.
You don't want to shoot me with that.
Oh, I don't want to but I will if I have to.
Because I have friends who will cover for me.
Who? Niccolo? Marc? Those aren't your friends, Adam.
You're just a bank for those guys.
(CHUCKLING) Get your back against that wall, please.
All right.
You're not really gonna shoot that.
They don't care if you wear a badge.
You're an obstacle, you get removed.
Yeah, it's been ten minutes so All right.
Duff? Duff, you gotta give us a sign.
Hey, Niccolo.
It's your bro, Adam.
Gimme a call back at your earliest possible convenience please, I have something that I need your assistance with.
Where's your bro when you need him, huh? See, I know guys like Niccolo.
Stay with them long enough, they'll have you second-guessing your own middle name if you let them.
I bet he says he'll come over for game night, huh? But then it never happens.
Just because someone hurt you, doesn't mean everyone's a scumbag.
(BARKING) (GRUNTING) GTPD! Stop! Hands in the air! (DOG BARKING) (DISTANT SIRENS BLARING) (KNOCKING ON DOOR) McConnell filed another grievance? Yeah.
Well, can we please get the knuckle-rapping over with? Because I've got a lot on my plate, as you can see.
I'm sending you on secondment while we look into this.
Come again? 68 Division.
Supervising uniforms? Halfway across the city? Every Inspector on staff has said much worse with much less cause.
They insisted.
It's just while we look into things.
You said this wouldn't go up the ladder.
We can't risk him going to the press.
We've got dozens of open complaints against management this year alone.
I told you to let me handle it.
Ron, you know me.
You, especially, know what I've been through.
Twenty years of this crap, not once, not once have I slipped.
It's not personal.
We have to look into every complaint.
It won't be long.
Michaels will hold it down here for you Michaels? Michaels? You're gonna take everything that I've built here and put it in the hands of some mediocre white man? If it was anybody else, would a grievance have even been filed? I mean, haven't I earned just one chance to act like a human being? I'm sorry.
(SOFT MUSIC) All right, what's gonna happen when we bring your back end in here, huh? And your boys find out you led us straight to the cartel? We're halfway through your files and transfers, we're already there.
- They will kill me.
- (KELLY): Who will? The Sons of Jupiter? Pandilla Quince? The Mafia? All of them.
The Coyotes.
They're everywhere.
The Coyotes? Were they behind the cop shooting in Marshall Court? Was it a retaliation? What? Listen.
There's an innocent boy in jail right now because of this, so if you know something, Adam talk.
You want details? I can give you details.
But I want protection.
I want witness protection.
I want a new identity, the whole shebang.
(LEN): You'll get that when you talk.
No, no, my lawyer will negotiate that.
I can call her, right? And you can't send me to jail, 'cause they'll find me there too.
All right, yeah, someone'll bring you to a safe house tonight.
Sit on you, but tomorrow's a brand new day and we're back to business.
(DOOR BUZZING) Hey, um Wait Where are you going? I'm not sure.
Maybe Maui? I've got twenty weeks of vacation saved up, and I'm going to take all of it.
What? Wait! Why? Ask Michaels, because he's your new Unit Commander.
Okay, don't joke, Ed, what are you talking about? Kelly, just don't let your guard down, okay? Because these people, they They're just waiting for you to make a mistake.
(SOFT MUSIC) (SIGHING) Hey, Duff.
Can I just talk to you for a second, please? No, 'cause I'm not in the mood.
Uh, okay, maybe, uh I shouldn't have called your sister, but I just wanted you to know that I didn't ask her to come, that's not what I did.
She insisted.
That was kind of like That was her idea.
Honestly, Duff, come on, what did you expect me to do? 'Cause friends, and that's what we are, we look out for one another.
No.
Friends respect boundaries.
And I told you a hundred times I can take care of myself.
Yeah, but you also told me that you were over him.
Listen, sometimes in life, people need back-up.
Look, you went in there on your own today, and what happened? Really, what happened? - You almost got yourself killed.
- Yeah, and I handled it! Like I always do, without you breathing down my neck! Okay.
I know what you think I am.
I get it.
It's like It's like a loser running around, begging for your friendship - Stop doing that! And go home and handle your own problems for once! Fine.
Fine, I'm gonna stop, I'm gonna go home.
'Cause at least I got a family to go home to, a family I actually like.
Yeah No wonder you need a vision board to connect with people.
Because that right there That is why no one will want to be your friend.
I can't believe you still live here! Hey! You ever get the AC to work? Eh, maybe twice since you moved out.
(BOTH LAUGH) - You know, I could look at it.
- No.
Thank you.
But I'm glad we did this.
I needed it.
I'm so pissed off at Sam right now.
She's just looking out for you.
You should let her some time.
Oh no, I'm not doing that.
No! Getting too old, got it.
No, got it.
- Get your ass - Got it, got it! (LAUGHING) - God! Come on! - What took you so long? Cheater! - Maybe.
- I hate you.
You should.
- Oh.
- But you don't.
You gonna start telling me how I feel now? Mm-mm.
Done with that.
Promise.
I know my boundaries.
I don't do rage, and I don't do jealous, and I don't do drugs.
Those three things were pretty locked together for me, yeah? Yeah.
I'm sorry I scared you.
And I'm sorry I hurt you.
But I am not sorry for who I am now.
I'm ready.
For what? Life.
Kids.
House.
Love, I guess? Hmm.
Anyway (CHUCKLING) Have a good night, Kelly.
Don't.
Don't what? Don't go.
Figures I gave it all And you gave me Love figures (WOMAN SPEAKING ON TELEVISION) It's unnerving to see such a handsome young man spending Friday night with his grandmother watching murder mysteries.
Yep, well, just getting some quality time in.
You're the one who's always saying you're gonna die soon.
Not tonight, God willing.
Well, you never know.
I could have put poison in that tea.
Get you back for tricking me into talking to Jackie.
She feels terrible, I did her a favour.
Plus, you were good together.
Elliot, what are you doing here? Oh, just getting some time in with me before I die.
Oh, that is a wonderful idea.
Don't move, nobody move, I got it, I got this.
Stay where you are.
Stay where you are.
And There.
Honey, take a napkin.
Take a napkin.
Hey Mom, some to get yours.
- Hey, I got into university.
- You did? Oh.
Well You know what, you're going to have to - Is this gluten free? - get a good job, because uh, university's expensive.
- (SCOFFING) - That's funny.
You're paying.
Nope.
No, not unless I see you've changed.
Aw, come on.
- Friday night, Agatha Christie, you two? - (LAUGHING) If that's not changing, I don't know what is.
Shh.
(WHISPERING): Just, I'm so sorry, do you guys think I have a problem with boundaries? - What are boundaries? - Yes.
You have the - (VACUUM BUZZING) - It's getting all over your - Okay! - I'm just saying you have to What is going on right now? Stop! Okay.
I cannot believe this is my Friday night.
You're the one who said you wanted to stay out of trouble.
Yeah, I know and for what? I am trouble.
Good.
I've got something in the works.
What? Snack time! What is that? Popcorn? Grabbers eat last.
To you You Ooh I'll tell you later.
Figures (SIGHING) (PHONE VIBRATING) Who keeps calling you this late, huh? (SIGHING) You got another man I should know about? - (CHUCKLING) - Dozens, but don't concern yourself with who's in the race.
Just try to win it.
(CHUCKLING) It's three o'clock.
What? (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) (SIGHING) Yeah, send me the address.
I checked for a tail, I took the side road.
B but the bike, it just came out of nowhere.
Okay, and you didn't tell anyone you were moving him? Nobody.
I don't know what happened.
(LEN): Adam must've tipped someone off.
Did he call his lawyer? Yes, he did.
But I didn't get his name.
Well, Adam said his lawyer was a woman.
Whoever he was talking to, I'm pretty sure it was a guy, he kept calling him "brother".
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
Accountants, bikers, 3D guns, Mexico, I have no clue what is going on.
Want to walk it through together? What the hell?! - Please don't.
- What is this, like, a five-point plan for making friends? No, it is not, okay? It is not that.
It's a vision board for people that I like and you should probably take it as a compliment.
Oh, so it's like an OCD thing.
- Good girl.
- What does he have to do with Marc the biker? Let's not stereotype, he could be very, very scary.
Poopy.
Poopy.
I highly doubt he shot anyone, especially Gabrielle.
Wow, Len.
Some things really haven't changed.
- That's not mine.
- Come on.
Kelly, it's not mine.
All right? Marc gave it to me to sell.
Hey, for real.
I've been sober two years now.
Yeah, Elliot's here.
There's no sign of Jackie.
Jackie bailed, she had some side hustle going on, she didn't even tell me.
(SIGHING) Gosh, I'm so sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry! Ten minutes late.
Never thought I'd see the day.
I was looking into our accountant friend, Adam Gentle, and you will not believe what I found out.
- Uh-uh.
Nope.
- Wait 'til you hear it! No work talk! Hey, can we get another round, please? Axe-throwing was your vision board wet dream, okay? So you might as well enjoy it.
Come on! You know what I really enjoy? I enjoy talking about work.
(SIGHS) All right, fine.
How about this? - You hit that target - Yeah? you can talk about whatever you want to.
- For real? - Yeah.
Okay.
Just that easy? I don't know.
Not bad.
Well, that's probably just beginner's luck.
(SING-SONG): Right.
What do I want to talk about? Oh, what do I want to talk about? It can be anything, it can be anything.
'Cause you said! Here it is.
Why are you so sunshiny and uncharacteristically chipper? I dunno.
You dunno? What'd you do last night? Nothing much.
Just hung out with Len.
You do not get to judge, okay? If I wanted someone to judge me, I'd call my sister.
I'm not judging, and Karina would judge you because she cares.
'Cause Len really, I just feel like I'm gonna say it.
He's a terrible boyfriend.
First off, not my boyfriend.
Secondly, friends don't judge.
Friends judge.
Oh, you know what? Maybe best friends don't judge.
(GASPING) Oh, my God! Am I your best friend? (LAUGHING) - (GRUNTING) - Oh, okay.
That was some bad luck.
Not that I'm judging.
Okay.
What did you guys do? I mean, we went for pizza.
We talked.
You know, he's doing good.
The sober thing is real.
You don't think he's trying to lure you back in? He's not going to, all right? I admit, in the beginning, I was concerned that feelings would get caught up and everything, but I feel like it's closure.
You know? Like I can finally move on.
Good.
You know what, I'm glad.
I just hope you're right.
Listen If I start falling for his games, okay? You have my permission to call me out on it.
- Okay, but - What? - On these conditions.
- Yes.
- Privately.
- Of course.
- One time.
- One time.
And you can't be so annoying about it.
I'm never annoying.
It would be my absolute honour.
And you know what, if he does step out of line Okay, okay, what? You know what, I think I remember you saying that you would pay if I was winning.
I think I'm winning.
Hey, hi! I'm winning, so my BFF over here is gonna cover it.
(CHUCKLING) Oh, it's cool, you still got two hours left on your tab from this week.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what? Wait, how many times has she been here already? - Never.
- This week! Nuh-uh, I've never been here, this is the first time.
Monday, Tuesday, Thursday? None of it is true.
- Mmm - Okay, you know what? I only came because I was scoping out the place! Like, is this place good enough for Duff? - Scoping out the place - I wanted to see, does she like this lane? Does she like (SHOUTING) I'm gonna run to you I'm gonna run to you 'Cause when the feeling's right I'm gonna run all night Sorry, I didn't eat breakfast because my mom threw out all the refined sugar.
You know where you can find a decent meal, right? Casa De Nazeer.
The guy can seriously cook, Wazowski.
And I bet he has spoons, too.
- Do you want some? - No, seriously, I need you to get some, because I cannot stand to see you tongue kiss that yogurt again.
Oh, look who it is.
So Results are in on the pink cocaine Len gave you.
Marc's coke and the Pandilla Quince coke from the airplane, drum roll please.
- Ha! - Same stuff, it's a match.
So the Sons of Jupiter and Pandilla Quince are working together.
Then we have Adam Gentle, financial advisor, MBA, proud father to a hairless dog, who frankly dresses better than I do.
No, I don't want to hear it.
I have a spin team on the house already.
- He's not our shooter.
- Probably not, but he crunches numbers for Marc Tremblay of the Sons of Jupiter, and OPP intel suggests he has ties to Pandilla Quince associates.
So, we get him, we get him to turn on his criminal buddies.
Might not be that easy.
I was just talking to one of my buddies down in Fraud.
She's been looking into Gentle, but can never get him on anything, he's too good.
They say he launders my annual salary on a Tuesday.
Yeah, well, we are not Fraud.
Why? 'Cause we are better than them.
(CHUCKLING) Hi there, may I please speak to Adam Gentle? Oh, yes, hey there, how are you? I hear you are the best money man in town Oh no, cost is not an issue.
(CHUCKLING) I see.
Yeah, but if we could just Hello? Oh, okay.
He only takes referrals.
Mm-hmm.
That's what you get for being cocky.
- Ooh, pow-pow.
- We're gonna find a way in, we'll just look for a weak link.
(SIGHING) Sam.
We already have a way in.
Len can get in through Marc.
Uh, no thank you.
You are not working with Len.
I can work with Len, okay? (SCOFFING) I just can't go out with him.
(WHISPERING): Work is a gateway drug.
Look, if we're gonna clear Richie, this is our best shot.
Okay, I can take care of myself.
Ask the fellas.
Hey guys, I can take care of myself, right? Oh, I'm not getting involved in that one.
Kelly is very good at taking care of herself.
Maybe too good, if you ask me.
Uh-oh.
- Morning, Inspector.
- Hmm.
Hold on.
Mmm.
Okay, lay it on me.
Davidson & McConnell filed an official complaint against you this morning.
(LAUGHING) Tyrannical behaviour.
Edwina, you're on solid ground here.
I'll deal with it at unit level.
There's no reason for command to get involved, okay? - I appreciate it.
- Hey.
If we can't count on each other I think we're overdue for dinner.
What are you doing next week? Heading over there, on one condition.
And that is if Elizabeth is cooking.
Because still recovering from the pepperpot last year.
(LAUGHING, MIMICKING GAGGING) Deal! In the meantime, just ignore those two.
We don't want things to escalate, okay? Don't worry, I've been around too long to let those fools get to me.
Okay.
(SIGHING) Uh, excuse me, I'm sorry.
How is Marc not suspicious about you setting up - the meeting with Adam? - No, he's been after me to invest my money for weeks now, I made it seem like it was his idea.
I figure between the two of us, we can keep Adam busy long enough to stay out of the house for 30 minutes.
No, I'm gonna run things from the van.
You're going in alone.
Oh You know we work better as a team.
- Remember the sex club? - You know, Len, sometimes being part of a team is knowing when to go in alone.
- Or when to stay in your lane.
- Exactly, and sometimes staying your lane leads to a different part of the play than saying in your lane, okay? She always like this, or just when she needs - a manager to speak with? - Hilarious, great, I'm a Karen.
Like I haven't been called that before.
I missed that smile.
(SIGHING) - (PHONE VIBRATING) - Are you gonna open up - the letters from these schools? - (SIGHING) What would be the point? Even if I got in, Mom's not gonna pay for it now.
Don't be ridiculous.
Come here, baby boy.
You show her those acceptance letters, maybe do a few chores around the house, how could she resist this beautiful face? (SIGHING) Dolly boy.
I get it.
I miss Jackie too, I love that girl.
Yeah, I never want to see her again.
You're lying.
You're lying, I can see the Ls in your eyes.
You call her back.
Who knows why she did what she did? Maybe she had a good reason.
Nah.
I think I'm just done.
(BOTH SIGH) Oh, for God's sake.
Hey, Barb.
(LAUGHING) Look at you! I'm sorry, I didn't know who else to call.
Oh no, don't you dare apologize.
I promised your mom I would check in on you! - How's she doing? - Well, you know, she'd be better if you visited her.
I actually have some money for her lawyers, I was hoping maybe you'd be able to get it to her.
Jesus, Jackie, honey, you know I can't get tangled up in this again.
No, no, no, it's my money, I've been saving up for it.
Her lawyers aren't gonna ask any questions about it, they just kinda need a retainer.
Essentially, there's about 90K in here, should be more than enough.
I would really appreciate it if maybe she didn't know where it came from.
Hey, Jackie! Yo, Shanika! Girl, good to see you! - Look at you, all grown up.
- Tell me about it.
Two more months 'til Barb's gotta give me the boot.
- Why? What's two months? - That's when she turns 18, and then she is outta here! (CHUCKLING) But she knows, she's always got an open door with me.
Speaking of open doors, please tell me you're staying here.
No, I'm gonna crash on a friend's couch.
- I couldn't, I don't wanna do - No, no! Don't be silly.
Your mom would kill me if I didn't take you in.
- You can bunk with Shanika.
- Barb, you got so many kids under your roof already.
There's no way! I know, that's why I could use the help.
(LAUGHING) For the record, I have never been to a sex club.
And if I had, I would not be reminiscing about it in front of my colleagues.
Oh, my God.
It was a drug bust.
Just chill out, all right? Besides, I told you, I'm good.
How's it looking? Security company shut the system down remotely.
Len's at the restaurant, Adam's on his way now.
Len couldn't have picked a place farther away? We can practically see the restaurant from here.
He's doing us a favour.
Play nice.
I am nice! It's one of my defining qualities.
Look So Len, huh? He's a good cop.
- Kelly.
- Stop.
It's work.
Anyway, it's not like you're available.
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) (SAM): Test, testing.
Test, test, testing.
- Loud and clear.
- Red leather, yellow leather.
Susie sells seashells by the sea shore.
Sam, I got it, move on.
Okay, okay.
- (BARKING) - Ahh! Oh.
Hi, very nice to meet you.
You seem like a very sweet thing, whatever you a dog.
I think you're a dog.
So, so nice to meet you.
So, if you could just here.
Come, come, come.
(BARKING) Okay, great.
All good in there? - Oh gosh.
- (DOG GROWLING) Whoa, this guy has some really weird hobbies.
(KELLY): Nix the sightseeing, all right? Focus on the study.
It's where he meets clients.
Focused.
(GROWLING) (BARKING) (PHONE VIBRATING) (LEN): Hey, listen, babe.
I might be home late.
What's wrong? Change of plans, he doesn't like my choice of restaurant, not that I blame him.
So, we're gonna head over to the accountant's house now.
Define "now".
- (BARKING) - (LEN): We're pulling up.
See you at home.
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) (NATHAN): Sam, get out of there now! (BARKING) Um Define "now".
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING) (LEN): Great ride, now that I'm looking at it, I understand Hey, hey, what's the plan?! Kelly! You've got the red calipers, right? (KELLY): Len! I caught you.
I see you over there! This is your accountant's house, right? Yeah Let me guess, she must look like a video vixen, huh? - Marie, please.
- Don't "please" me.
This is the accountant.
Oh, so what? I saw what your lawyer friend looked like, and that didn't stop you from trying to screw her either! Sam, plant the bug, clean up and get the hell out of there.
(SAM): I'm gonna be a minute.
Were you guys out trying to meet women? We just met ten minutes ago, we wouldn't have even had the time even if we wanted to.
This is strictly platonic, just for the record.
(KELLY): I can't believe this is happening to me again.
I can't believe Hey, hey.
What I did was inexcusable.
But I'm not going back there ever, okay? Excuse me? (KELLY SOBBING): I can trust you? You can trust me.
I need to check on Henrietta.
Mr.
Accountant, wait, one second, one second! - I wanna ask you something else! - (ADAM): Where are you?! (BARKING) Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! What has gotten into you today? (WHINING) Why don't we reschedule? I think I need to take Henrietta for a little walk.
- Great idea.
- Mm-hmm.
(DOG BARKING) Let's go out.
Find some trouble.
I'm trying to stay out of trouble.
If you guys are looking for something to do, I have a five-pound bag of potatoes - that needs to be peeled.
- Actually I do have something to do.
I'm coming with you.
Sorry, we gotta run Barb.
Aren't you guys forgetting something? Condoms, dental dams.
Oh, I don't need those.
Yeah, that's what Caden's mama said.
Stock up.
Not until you're 16.
Ageist.
- Bye! - Bye, guys.
Isn't it nice to get out every now and then? Ah! (SNAPPING) I'd like to see your mulch selection.
(WIND CHIMES CLANGING) - Elliot, I'm so sorry.
- What are you doing here? - Listen.
- I don't wanna talk to you.
Listen, listen, listen.
I needed the money for my mom's appeal.
The cops would've confiscated it.
I cannot leave her in jail.
Okay.
Why didn't you tell me this before? I didn't even know what I was gonna - Right.
- do it until (SIGHING) Your family is amazing.
And for a second, I thought I could even be part of it.
But the thing is, they're always going to look at me like I am a criminal.
And the truth is, a lot of the time, I think you're better off without me.
So you didn't think I'd want a say in any of this at all? Because I specifically remember my life being - a lot better with you in it.
- Can I make it up to you then? Can we just start over? - I'm already starting over.
I'm gonna go to school.
Or, I don't know, live in some stupid residence and join a frat house or something.
Okay? All the dumb stuff I was gonna do before you ruined my life.
I thought you said you liked your life better with me in it.
Yeah, I did.
But you ruined it, so It's cute, right? I can put it in our room.
I wouldn't trust Jackie to water that.
Who's that? It doesn't matter.
That was like old times.
Tell the truth, that felt good.
Yeah, just like all those times I've saved your ass, what was that, the 100th time? Listen, I told you, we're better as a team.
- That's debatable.
- Sorry, let me get that.
- What? - This.
- Gimme that! - This? Too late.
- Hi.
- (LEN): See you in there! How are you? Can I talk to you just for a second? No, no, please, wait, no.
I'm worried, Duff.
Okay, I'm sounding the alarm.
Woop, woop, ding, ding, ding! - No.
Don't need it.
- Hey, listen.
You said I could call you on it! This is me, calling you.
Boop, boop, boop! Hey Duff, please pick up.
- All right, Naz, we up? - Yeah.
He hasn't done anything that interesting.
He vacuumed, let his dog lick his mouth, and that's about it.
Kelly and I got night shift covered.
Cool.
Yeah, why don't you two go and do your own thing? - No.
- No, I got a different thing.
I just don't want to miss any developments.
Yeah, in it to win it.
(POPCORN CRUNCHING) Oh my gosh, can you stop masticating so loudly? (DOOR BUZZING) (CRUNCHING) I can still hear you.
Hey.
- Hey, I've seen that guy before.
- Niccolo Carbone.
I need a favour off the books.
- How much? - 30 Gs.
Hot-headed new wave Mafioso.
I tell you, if you could arrest a guy on arrogance alone - This doesn't make any sense.
- Agreed.
Sons of Jupiter won't touch the mob.
They see those guys, they cross the street.
There's no way they'd be willing to share an accountant.
I don't keep anything on site here.
But I could possibly arrange for a drop-off this weekend.
Yeah, if Adam's been playing both sides, he got bigger balls than I ever thought.
That's my man! - I love you, brother.
- Love you too.
You said you'd think about game night.
Oh, yeah.
Yes, for sure.
Brother, of course, I'm looking forward to it.
- Great.
- Hey, listen, you just focus on getting me that capital, we're gonna make a plan, hmm? Wait, wait, wait, run that back.
Run it back, run it back.
- We're gonna make a plan.
- Did you see that? Was that some kind of gang sign or something, Wazowski? I've never seen it before.
I'm not yawning.
It's just that this room is short on oxygen.
Because it is so crowded.
Well, why don't you go home where there's bigger space? - That's okay.
- We're fine.
No, I don't know if you will (INAUDIBLE CONVERSATION) (SOFT MUSIC) (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) Hey guys, 'sup? Uh I'm just about to head home, and I was wondering if you could just do me a tiny, teeny, mini little favour? Could you just check in on Duff before you leave? 'Cause she's got a night shift with you-know-who.
Kelly doesn't want anyone to check on her.
- Least of all me.
- Okay, I get it.
You don't want to come across as jealous.
I totally understand.
Naz? You're very cute.
But I'm not getting involved in this one.
Are you kidding me? What if I was about to fall off a cliff? Are you gonna do something? Or you just gonna stand there, throw up your hands, "Oh God, it's your life.
Hope you don't die!" Kelly's not standing on a cliff, she's skydiving.
We need to trust her to handle her business.
Yeah, and even if we did say something, it's not like she'd listen to any of us.
Listen, there's gotta be someone that can get through to her.
Bye.
(GULLS SQUAWKING) (VACUUM BUZZING) (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) (LEN AND KELLY LAUGHING) That is sad.
Who buys a vacuum for their crumbs? Twenty bucks, I bet you Wazowski has one.
You guys have excellent timing.
You arrived perfectly in sync.
I love that band.
Yeah, because we met in the parking lot.
Can I have a technician sent out here today, please? I restarted the router, but the connection is acting weird.
His connection, do you think our equipment screwed it up? Either way, there's no way a wireless tech walks up in that place and doesn't find our bugs.
We gotta pull the plug, now.
We don't have anything on him yet.
His stash.
His cash, his cash stash.
Gentle told Niccolo Carbone he keeps it off site, so we know it exists.
All right, let's go pay Adam a visit.
That money's dirty as hell.
So if we find it, we have grounds to confiscate it.
He'll be in deep with his clients.
I'll set up the meet.
No wait, the guy's skittish, all right? This isn't slash-and-burn, this is brain surgery.
This time, I'm going in alone.
(SOFT MUSIC) (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) Karina.
(SIGHING) Wow.
How's it going? All right, what's the occasion, someone die? Wait, did someone actually die? Kelly, you shouldn't even be in the same building as this guy.
- I'll be outside.
- Yeah.
Nice seeing you, Karina.
Okay, I'm not doing this.
I am not not doing this.
I drove all the way up here.
Forty minutes just to cross the border, and thanks to this baby, I have to pee every 30 minutes.
Shh! Shh! - Okay, what? - Oh, don't pretend this is no big deal.
Have you forgotten how much he messed you up? Sam was right to call me.
Sam called you? Are you kidding me? Look, you don't get to come and choose to be a sister when you want to be, okay? - I don't need your help.
- Len Grierson knows all your buttons, Kelly.
And he will press them.
One week, you'll be feeling sorry for him, two weeks in, you'll be back together, and he'll have you thinking it was your idea.
Stop treating me like I'm a helpless child! Okay? And he is not back in my life! It's work, Karina.
It's just work! Kelly.
As much as I hate to say this, you're one of the smartest people I know.
But around that guy? You're an idiot.
Oh, idiot.
Okay, well You know what, Karina? I think if you leave now, you might make it back in time for lunch.
Okay.
Believe it or not, Kelly, I was only trying to help.
Len, listen.
If you do anything, I mean it, anything to hurt Kelly, I don't care if it's a paper cut, or a mean little joke, - or you mess with her hair - That's not gonna happen.
Good.
Because if it does, I'm gonna rip your intestines out through your throat.
Graphic, but fair.
So we doing this or what? - She mad at you or me? - Pretty sure that's me.
Hey, Commander, you got a minute? What's wrong? No, no, I was um I could actually just really use your advice.
I'm trying to You know, it's hard to know what one's place is in something - Sometimes.
- Naz.
Spit it out.
I'm trying to decide when meddling is part of my professional duty, orand I should just ay out of it.
Oh, are you talking about Kelly and Len? Just mm-mm.
I'm talking about you, Commander.
Me? What about me? It's McConnell, he's been saying some things.
Things that are clearly untrue, and most of us know that.
What sort of things? Just some things he was talking about in the squad room.
Nazeer What sort of things? Accusations.
Accusations that are sexual in nature.
(LAUGHING) Sexual? Sexual? Sexual how? Harassment.
Like, that you propositioned him, and that he's paying the price for turning you down? Look, the guy's talking about filing another formal complaint.
- Boss, I can talk to him.
- No, no.
I'm a big girl.
I can take care of this myself.
(SIGHING) McConnell.
Board room.
Now.
Yeah, uh, I shouldn't be alone with you.
Oh why, you think I'm gonna proposition you? Buddy, I am a lesbian.
No, look, I am a married lesbian.
But even if I wasn't, I wouldn't touch your lying, bullying ass with a ten foot pole.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
There's no reason to be so aggressive.
- (EDWINA LAUGHS) - Oh, my God, you are disgusting.
Oh! You're the kind of man that gives cops a bad name.
You give all men a bad name.
You want aggressive? I will make your life miserable.
You open that lying mouth of yours one more time, and I'll make sure you swallow your teeth.
You hear me? Oh, wait.
I dunno, was that aggressive enough for you? Asshole.
I'm gonna be in and out of here in 10 minutes.
- (SAM): Make it seven.
- Don't micromanage me, - Wazowski.
- Okay, it's fine, but what if something happens and I'm the only one that can - Stop! - No, okay.
My advice? She doesn't blink first so if you want to make up, on you.
Well, you and me, we're different.
She tells me everything.
I'm her best friend.
So was I.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR) Hey, Adam, right? Look, I'm really sorry to bother you, but Marc It's okay, I got Len's message.
It's okay.
- Really okay? - Come right in.
Thank you so much.
I really hate to call you last minute, but I didn't know what else to do.
You know, Marc is in deep with these real assholes.
Him and Len, they went after this poker night or something the other night, I don't know.
(STATIC) Len.
The connection is bad.
It's bad.
Maybe it's the area.
Wifi's down, remember? Um, why didn't he call me? Because they're holding Marc until they get the money.
Len doesn't want to leave, he's freaking out.
And how deep is he? 14K.
For a card game? And for the record, I hate it, okay? I mean, it's one thing to do real business.
It's a whole other thing when you waste that hard-earned cash on a poker game? I keep trying to help him.
(ADAM): You can't save people.
They gotta save themselves.
Yeah, yeah, but We gotta stick by the ones you love, right? (ADAM): Let's go get Marc's money.
Len.
I think he lied to Niccolo.
I think the money's on site! I promise, thank you so much! It's in my safe, downstairs in the basement.
I can't hear.
I don't like this.
I don't like this.
If I can't hear her, how do I know if she's in trouble? (STAMMERING) This is what we want, okay? She gets to see where he's hiding the cash.
Give her a beat.
You're not gonna help your situation by getting in her face now.
You're right.
(OMINOUS MUSIC) You're right.
Okay.
I mean, she's a Nicholson, so She's got this.
Wow.
This is some man cave.
You almost had me with that sad boyfriend story Officer.
Marc would have told me if he had a new poker game.
You don't want to shoot me with that.
Oh, I don't want to but I will if I have to.
Because I have friends who will cover for me.
Who? Niccolo? Marc? Those aren't your friends, Adam.
You're just a bank for those guys.
(CHUCKLING) Get your back against that wall, please.
All right.
You're not really gonna shoot that.
They don't care if you wear a badge.
You're an obstacle, you get removed.
Yeah, it's been ten minutes so All right.
Duff? Duff, you gotta give us a sign.
Hey, Niccolo.
It's your bro, Adam.
Gimme a call back at your earliest possible convenience please, I have something that I need your assistance with.
Where's your bro when you need him, huh? See, I know guys like Niccolo.
Stay with them long enough, they'll have you second-guessing your own middle name if you let them.
I bet he says he'll come over for game night, huh? But then it never happens.
Just because someone hurt you, doesn't mean everyone's a scumbag.
(BARKING) (GRUNTING) GTPD! Stop! Hands in the air! (DOG BARKING) (DISTANT SIRENS BLARING) (KNOCKING ON DOOR) McConnell filed another grievance? Yeah.
Well, can we please get the knuckle-rapping over with? Because I've got a lot on my plate, as you can see.
I'm sending you on secondment while we look into this.
Come again? 68 Division.
Supervising uniforms? Halfway across the city? Every Inspector on staff has said much worse with much less cause.
They insisted.
It's just while we look into things.
You said this wouldn't go up the ladder.
We can't risk him going to the press.
We've got dozens of open complaints against management this year alone.
I told you to let me handle it.
Ron, you know me.
You, especially, know what I've been through.
Twenty years of this crap, not once, not once have I slipped.
It's not personal.
We have to look into every complaint.
It won't be long.
Michaels will hold it down here for you Michaels? Michaels? You're gonna take everything that I've built here and put it in the hands of some mediocre white man? If it was anybody else, would a grievance have even been filed? I mean, haven't I earned just one chance to act like a human being? I'm sorry.
(SOFT MUSIC) All right, what's gonna happen when we bring your back end in here, huh? And your boys find out you led us straight to the cartel? We're halfway through your files and transfers, we're already there.
- They will kill me.
- (KELLY): Who will? The Sons of Jupiter? Pandilla Quince? The Mafia? All of them.
The Coyotes.
They're everywhere.
The Coyotes? Were they behind the cop shooting in Marshall Court? Was it a retaliation? What? Listen.
There's an innocent boy in jail right now because of this, so if you know something, Adam talk.
You want details? I can give you details.
But I want protection.
I want witness protection.
I want a new identity, the whole shebang.
(LEN): You'll get that when you talk.
No, no, my lawyer will negotiate that.
I can call her, right? And you can't send me to jail, 'cause they'll find me there too.
All right, yeah, someone'll bring you to a safe house tonight.
Sit on you, but tomorrow's a brand new day and we're back to business.
(DOOR BUZZING) Hey, um Wait Where are you going? I'm not sure.
Maybe Maui? I've got twenty weeks of vacation saved up, and I'm going to take all of it.
What? Wait! Why? Ask Michaels, because he's your new Unit Commander.
Okay, don't joke, Ed, what are you talking about? Kelly, just don't let your guard down, okay? Because these people, they They're just waiting for you to make a mistake.
(SOFT MUSIC) (SIGHING) Hey, Duff.
Can I just talk to you for a second, please? No, 'cause I'm not in the mood.
Uh, okay, maybe, uh I shouldn't have called your sister, but I just wanted you to know that I didn't ask her to come, that's not what I did.
She insisted.
That was kind of like That was her idea.
Honestly, Duff, come on, what did you expect me to do? 'Cause friends, and that's what we are, we look out for one another.
No.
Friends respect boundaries.
And I told you a hundred times I can take care of myself.
Yeah, but you also told me that you were over him.
Listen, sometimes in life, people need back-up.
Look, you went in there on your own today, and what happened? Really, what happened? - You almost got yourself killed.
- Yeah, and I handled it! Like I always do, without you breathing down my neck! Okay.
I know what you think I am.
I get it.
It's like It's like a loser running around, begging for your friendship - Stop doing that! And go home and handle your own problems for once! Fine.
Fine, I'm gonna stop, I'm gonna go home.
'Cause at least I got a family to go home to, a family I actually like.
Yeah No wonder you need a vision board to connect with people.
Because that right there That is why no one will want to be your friend.
I can't believe you still live here! Hey! You ever get the AC to work? Eh, maybe twice since you moved out.
(BOTH LAUGH) - You know, I could look at it.
- No.
Thank you.
But I'm glad we did this.
I needed it.
I'm so pissed off at Sam right now.
She's just looking out for you.
You should let her some time.
Oh no, I'm not doing that.
No! Getting too old, got it.
No, got it.
- Get your ass - Got it, got it! (LAUGHING) - God! Come on! - What took you so long? Cheater! - Maybe.
- I hate you.
You should.
- Oh.
- But you don't.
You gonna start telling me how I feel now? Mm-mm.
Done with that.
Promise.
I know my boundaries.
I don't do rage, and I don't do jealous, and I don't do drugs.
Those three things were pretty locked together for me, yeah? Yeah.
I'm sorry I scared you.
And I'm sorry I hurt you.
But I am not sorry for who I am now.
I'm ready.
For what? Life.
Kids.
House.
Love, I guess? Hmm.
Anyway (CHUCKLING) Have a good night, Kelly.
Don't.
Don't what? Don't go.
Figures I gave it all And you gave me Love figures (WOMAN SPEAKING ON TELEVISION) It's unnerving to see such a handsome young man spending Friday night with his grandmother watching murder mysteries.
Yep, well, just getting some quality time in.
You're the one who's always saying you're gonna die soon.
Not tonight, God willing.
Well, you never know.
I could have put poison in that tea.
Get you back for tricking me into talking to Jackie.
She feels terrible, I did her a favour.
Plus, you were good together.
Elliot, what are you doing here? Oh, just getting some time in with me before I die.
Oh, that is a wonderful idea.
Don't move, nobody move, I got it, I got this.
Stay where you are.
Stay where you are.
And There.
Honey, take a napkin.
Take a napkin.
Hey Mom, some to get yours.
- Hey, I got into university.
- You did? Oh.
Well You know what, you're going to have to - Is this gluten free? - get a good job, because uh, university's expensive.
- (SCOFFING) - That's funny.
You're paying.
Nope.
No, not unless I see you've changed.
Aw, come on.
- Friday night, Agatha Christie, you two? - (LAUGHING) If that's not changing, I don't know what is.
Shh.
(WHISPERING): Just, I'm so sorry, do you guys think I have a problem with boundaries? - What are boundaries? - Yes.
You have the - (VACUUM BUZZING) - It's getting all over your - Okay! - I'm just saying you have to What is going on right now? Stop! Okay.
I cannot believe this is my Friday night.
You're the one who said you wanted to stay out of trouble.
Yeah, I know and for what? I am trouble.
Good.
I've got something in the works.
What? Snack time! What is that? Popcorn? Grabbers eat last.
To you You Ooh I'll tell you later.
Figures (SIGHING) (PHONE VIBRATING) Who keeps calling you this late, huh? (SIGHING) You got another man I should know about? - (CHUCKLING) - Dozens, but don't concern yourself with who's in the race.
Just try to win it.
(CHUCKLING) It's three o'clock.
What? (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) (SIGHING) Yeah, send me the address.
I checked for a tail, I took the side road.
B but the bike, it just came out of nowhere.
Okay, and you didn't tell anyone you were moving him? Nobody.
I don't know what happened.
(LEN): Adam must've tipped someone off.
Did he call his lawyer? Yes, he did.
But I didn't get his name.
Well, Adam said his lawyer was a woman.
Whoever he was talking to, I'm pretty sure it was a guy, he kept calling him "brother".
(OMINOUS MUSIC)