Sugar Rush s02e04 Episode Script
Episode 4
'So l got together with my lesbian wet dream 'and things were going great.
'Sugar's out of prison.
' KlZZER! 'l meant to collect her, honest.
'But l was a little tied up.
' One way or another I'm gonna find ya I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha One way or another I'm gonna win ya I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha One way or another I'm gonna see ya I'm gonna meetcha meetcha meetcha meetcha One day, maybe next week I'm gonna meetcha, I'm gonna meetcha, I'll meetcha I will drive past your house I'll see who's around 'l was a lucky, lucky girl.
'For once l had everything l wanted.
'Everything l wanted and more.
'So maybe forgetting to meet Sugar from prison was a bit shitty' KlZZER! '.
.
but l was there for her now.
' Where's all your stuff from home?' Mum sold it, stupid cow.
She didn't even give me the money.
'Which meant being a good friend to Sugar.
' You can borrow anything of mine.
Thanks, l will when l wanna look like l'm in a boy band.
'Even if the timing was off.
' OK, so where am l gonna sleep then? - ls this OK? - A lilo? - We can take it in turns.
- lt's fine.
(Kim) Do you like it hard or soft? (Sugar) Hard, l think.
(Kim) How does that feel? (Sugar) Good, but it could be harder.
Put your back into it, harder.
(Kim) ls that OK? (Sugar) Harder.
Come on, Kizzer! No, no.
l wouldn't disturb them.
They're getting re-acquainted.
Oh.
Go Kim.
lt's OK.
lt's fine.
ln a way it's kind of romantic.
Hiya.
What? (Both) Nothing.
Where's the pump for the air-bed? Under the stairs.
Thanks.
Wow.
l wonder what they do with that.
'Sure, l was in love, but l wouldn't forget my friends.
' Looks like you've pulled.
Yeah, right.
Joke! Yeah, like bringing me to a gay bar when l've been surrounded by psycho dykes for the last for 18 months.
Hilarious.
What does she expect? You should go after her.
Sugar! Shugs, wait up.
Look, l'm sorry, OK.
l get it, all right.
You're a proper grown up lezzer, with lezzer friends, and your dodgy bar.
Yeah, this is me now.
Yeah, well it's not me, all right.
OK, so where do you wanna go? l just wanna go ho Just back to your place.
Look, you stay if you want.
No, no.
So, what did you think of Saint? She's all right if you like tomboys with no tits.
l do, very much.
l wish you were here too.
OK, night, night.
Night, Shugs.
Yeah.
AlR HlSSES SOFTLY AlR HlSSES Great(!) 'Besides, love brings out the best in us.
'Our selfless, generous side.
' l think we should get a double bed for Kim and Sugar.
l mean, we're all adults.
lt's silly pretending things aren't happening.
Stella? - Stella, this is important.
- Nathan! My God, are you that frustrated you're ordering porn? No, look, it's the new neighbours.
lt came to the wrong address.
Swingers on our doorstep.
Better whiz it back.
'Even Stella was keen on loving her neighbour.
' Yoo hoo.
Sorry, l opened it by mistake.
That's not a problem.
Did you have a read or just look at the pictures? Well, it was very educational.
You should try it.
Well, thanks a lot.
Oh, l don't suppose you're free this weekend, are you? We're having some friends around.
Yes! Yes, definitely.
lt's just that Annabel's babysitter's bailed and she's about the same age as your boy.
You wouldn't mind looking after her for us, would you? Sure.
No problem.
Thanks, Stella, that's kind of you, ta.
This is ridiculous.
'Life wasn't sweet for Sugar but she had my support.
' lt's like making a muff out of pink pubes.
Don't laugh! lt's the only poxy job l could get.
l've missed this.
Yeah, me too.
Just like old times, eh? Except you're not perving over me, l hope.
And why would l do that? - Jailbird.
- Dyke.
- Candyfloss girl.
- Bitch! PHONE BEEPS l dunno, how am l ever gonna get anywhere earning minimum wage on a fucking candyfloss stall? lt's a joke.
My life's a joke.
When am l gonna get a break? How long's your break? Might try a new way of making money.
Ends justify the means, right? Right.
So, Saint She any good in the sack? Oh, my God, Shugs, she is amazing.
Just thinking about her gets All right! There are kids around.
l'd kind of wanna see her tonight.
Yeah? l'd love to see her again.
- l meant - Cocked it up last time, didn't l? Yeah, l want you to be friends.
lt makes sense if we're all gonna be hanging around together.
'There's nothing like intimate time with your girlfriend.
' Why are lezzers so obsessed with cocks? 'And this was nothing like intimate time with my girlfriend.
' You could roll pastry with it.
'What's the phrase? Two's company 'Three's a fucking nightmare.
' 'lt was killing my new romance.
'Murdering my sex life.
' What are you doing under that cushion? 'And with the candyfloss game proving surprisingly lucrative' Hey, Kimmy! l'm back, baby, big time.
Excuse me.
Just a few thank yous for putting up with me.
'l couldn't help thinking, 'what was in it for me?' l like that! l wonder how they go about it? Swingers.
ls it in separate rooms or is it all in together? lt's an orgy however you look at it.
An orgy.
All right, kids? (Both) Yeah.
To be able to do that and stay together.
That's almost an avowal of trust.
l wish you'd stop sounding so into the idea.
Well? You're not serious? Why not? 'We all have our limits.
' You did say we could swap.
Yeah, it's fine.
AlR HlSSES 'And l'd reached mine.
' Great(!) It ain't nothing like hip-hop music You like it cos you choose it Most DJs won't refuse it It ain't nothing like hip-hop music It ain't nothing like hip-hop music You like it cos you choose it Most DJs won't refuse it It ain't nothing like hip-hop music It ain't nothing like hip-hop music You like it cos you choose it Most DJs won't refuse it It ain't nothing like hip-hop music It ain't nothing like hip-hop music You like it cos you choose it Most DJs won't refuse it Now that is just dirty.
There's nothing dirty about women wanting to explore their sexuality.
Helps if they've got a dirty mind, though.
So, where we off to tonight, then? l haven't had a decent piss-up.
Why don't you decide? Anywhere with men.
No, l'm serious, l've been in a convent.
'Life takes the piss sometimes.
'Even with a girlfriend l end up watching Sugar pull men.
' - Don't you think she looks holy? - lf she's a nun, l'm a priest(!) Kizzer, tell 'em.
l've been in a convent.
She's been in a convent.
She used to visit me when she felt like it.
You must be sex-starved then.
Let's just say, the next guy l pull had better inform his next of kin, cos he won't be going home for weeks.
Hello, what's going on here then? Were you all in the convent or something? None of us were.
But my friend over here was in prison for stabbing a man.
So you see, boys, why you better be nice to me.
l can't believe l just said that.
She's fine.
Why's she making me feel like such a bitch? - She just wants your attention.
- She's got that, hasn't she? She's had a rough ride.
l know that.
l just want some time to myself.
To be alone with you.
Well, we're alone now.
Oh, fuck off! Oh, sorry, Kizzer.
l didn't realise this was your private knocking shop.
- Shugs, sorry.
l didn't mean it like that.
- lt only means one thing.
Look, l'm in a foul mood.
l've got loads of work to do.
l'm just gonna go.
Thanks very much.
- You can stay.
- What, on my own? l'll stay! l'll stay with Sugar.
We'll have a laugh.
Here, have a fun night.
Session on.
Oh, yeah.
'Some time out works wonders on your sense of perspective.
' SNORlNG 'Sure, our friends can drive us crazy.
'But where would we be without them?' Do you like pine Oh, God! Sorry.
l'm sorry.
You shouldn't have to do that on the floor.
Oh! 'lt's all about give and take.
'And l'd like to think l was a giver.
' Ta-da! 'Even if my efforts were unappreciated.
' What did you do? l couldn't even wake Sugar this morning.
Keep up! The things l do for you.
Awmust have been a real chore.
lt wasn't, was it? You got on OK with Sugar? Your friend's my friend.
- Did she pull one of those guys? - No.
She could've, though.
She's stunning.
You've got good taste.
It ain't nothing like hip-hop music You like it cos you choose it Most DJs won't refuse it It ain't nothing like hip-hop music It ain't nothing like hip-hop music You like it cos you choose it Most DJs won't refuse it It ain't nothing like hip-hop music It ain't nothing like hip-hop music You're busy.
Mad, innit? They must fancy me or something.
Oi! Forget something? What? lt was sweet of Saint to stay out last night, wasn't it? Suppose.
l'm so lucky.
l've never met anyone like her.
l don't know what she's doing with me, but l think this could be proper love, you know.
At first l thought she was this tough nut, but she's a softie really.
You should have seen her this morning.
She was feeling bad.
l bet she was.
- Sorry? - What? What do you mean? - By what? - Saint feeling bad? - Just that.
- What? Did you two argue or something? Or something.
What happened? Shugs? Oh, look, maybe it's just her way.
What do you mean? You know, talking up close, in your face, like she's gonna kiss you or something.
And touching you whenever she speaks.
Saint touched you? Where? Sort of Shugs, are saying Saint made a pass at you? Oh my God.
l wasn't going to say anything, cos l know how much you like her.
No, you were right to.
l was trying to pull that guy.
- You know l wasn't interested.
- No, of course not.
l wanted to go clubbing, but she pulled me down some dark dingy bar, and l was was just so drunk.
Fucking hell.
That's not your fault.
l just can't quite believe it.
Well, it's like they say, you learn something new every day.
So what's all this in aid of? To thank you for playing nursemaid.
You do that a lot, don't you? Talk up close to people.
Only the ones l wanna kiss.
So l saw Sugar.
Yeah? How is she? She seemed a bit annoyed, actually.
Oh.
Poor Sugar.
l think she wanted to pull one of those guys.
Go clubbing with them.
You said she was stunning.
Who? Sugar.
What the fuck are we talking about Sugar for? She said you made a move on her.
Here we go again, then.
What do you mean? Why are you here, Kim? l mean, if you believe her, then this is over, cos l'm clearly some kind of sex maniac.
Why would she lie? l don't know, do l? Oh, God, l've fucked this up.
Please tell me l haven't fucked this up.
Just sort it out.
You two obviously have stuff to clear up.
But she doesn't want a relationship with me.
l don't want a relationship with her.
There's all kinds of relationships, Kim.
Just try and see past yourself a bit on this one.
'Love should be simple.
'But sometimes you try so hard to get it right' Maybe we should ask the neighbours over soon.
- Do dinner.
Make a night of it.
- Do you mean it? Course.
l wouldn't have said otherwise.
You want to? '.
.
that you get it wrong.
' Very much.
Great! 'So very, very wrong.
' Look at this double bed! Your dad must think we're shagging or something.
l'd be worried if l was you.
Fantasising like that.
Stop taking the piss.
You've got to admit, it is a bit weird.
Why did you do it, Shugs? - Feed me all that crap? - Don't know what you're talking about.
You're pathetic.
You believed it.
And that makes you happy? You know how long l've been on my own.
You know this is the best thing that's happened to me since you know.
So why do you want to mess things up for me? l don't understand.
l mean - You don't want me or anything, do you? - Don't be stupid.
Then why can't you let me be with someone who does? Because you're all l've got, OK? And you don't even want me here.
l do! Just not if you're gonna fuck up my life.
And you'd know all about having your life fucked up, wouldn't you? - Shugs - Sod this, l need some sleep.
Which side do you want? Don't care.
Sorry about Saint.
l wasn't thinking.
You have got things, Shugs.
You've got people.
You've got my family.
Great! Well, you've got money.
Although, one mistake and you'll be locked up again.
And you'd like that, wouldn't you? Me back in my box.
Oh, forget it.
SlRENS WAlL l used to do this inside.
Listening to all the nut jobs, lying awake, thinking, mostly about getting out, who'd be waiting.
You? My mum? Then l'd think about all the laughs me and you were gonna have again, out on the town.
This is shit, isn't it? l don't even know who l am to you any more.
Get some sleep.
'To Saint, l said too much.
' 'To Sugar, too little, too late.
' Sugar, please come back.
'My home's yours for as long as you want it.
Please'.
'So much for being a good friend.
'
'Sugar's out of prison.
' KlZZER! 'l meant to collect her, honest.
'But l was a little tied up.
' One way or another I'm gonna find ya I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha One way or another I'm gonna win ya I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha One way or another I'm gonna see ya I'm gonna meetcha meetcha meetcha meetcha One day, maybe next week I'm gonna meetcha, I'm gonna meetcha, I'll meetcha I will drive past your house I'll see who's around 'l was a lucky, lucky girl.
'For once l had everything l wanted.
'Everything l wanted and more.
'So maybe forgetting to meet Sugar from prison was a bit shitty' KlZZER! '.
.
but l was there for her now.
' Where's all your stuff from home?' Mum sold it, stupid cow.
She didn't even give me the money.
'Which meant being a good friend to Sugar.
' You can borrow anything of mine.
Thanks, l will when l wanna look like l'm in a boy band.
'Even if the timing was off.
' OK, so where am l gonna sleep then? - ls this OK? - A lilo? - We can take it in turns.
- lt's fine.
(Kim) Do you like it hard or soft? (Sugar) Hard, l think.
(Kim) How does that feel? (Sugar) Good, but it could be harder.
Put your back into it, harder.
(Kim) ls that OK? (Sugar) Harder.
Come on, Kizzer! No, no.
l wouldn't disturb them.
They're getting re-acquainted.
Oh.
Go Kim.
lt's OK.
lt's fine.
ln a way it's kind of romantic.
Hiya.
What? (Both) Nothing.
Where's the pump for the air-bed? Under the stairs.
Thanks.
Wow.
l wonder what they do with that.
'Sure, l was in love, but l wouldn't forget my friends.
' Looks like you've pulled.
Yeah, right.
Joke! Yeah, like bringing me to a gay bar when l've been surrounded by psycho dykes for the last for 18 months.
Hilarious.
What does she expect? You should go after her.
Sugar! Shugs, wait up.
Look, l'm sorry, OK.
l get it, all right.
You're a proper grown up lezzer, with lezzer friends, and your dodgy bar.
Yeah, this is me now.
Yeah, well it's not me, all right.
OK, so where do you wanna go? l just wanna go ho Just back to your place.
Look, you stay if you want.
No, no.
So, what did you think of Saint? She's all right if you like tomboys with no tits.
l do, very much.
l wish you were here too.
OK, night, night.
Night, Shugs.
Yeah.
AlR HlSSES SOFTLY AlR HlSSES Great(!) 'Besides, love brings out the best in us.
'Our selfless, generous side.
' l think we should get a double bed for Kim and Sugar.
l mean, we're all adults.
lt's silly pretending things aren't happening.
Stella? - Stella, this is important.
- Nathan! My God, are you that frustrated you're ordering porn? No, look, it's the new neighbours.
lt came to the wrong address.
Swingers on our doorstep.
Better whiz it back.
'Even Stella was keen on loving her neighbour.
' Yoo hoo.
Sorry, l opened it by mistake.
That's not a problem.
Did you have a read or just look at the pictures? Well, it was very educational.
You should try it.
Well, thanks a lot.
Oh, l don't suppose you're free this weekend, are you? We're having some friends around.
Yes! Yes, definitely.
lt's just that Annabel's babysitter's bailed and she's about the same age as your boy.
You wouldn't mind looking after her for us, would you? Sure.
No problem.
Thanks, Stella, that's kind of you, ta.
This is ridiculous.
'Life wasn't sweet for Sugar but she had my support.
' lt's like making a muff out of pink pubes.
Don't laugh! lt's the only poxy job l could get.
l've missed this.
Yeah, me too.
Just like old times, eh? Except you're not perving over me, l hope.
And why would l do that? - Jailbird.
- Dyke.
- Candyfloss girl.
- Bitch! PHONE BEEPS l dunno, how am l ever gonna get anywhere earning minimum wage on a fucking candyfloss stall? lt's a joke.
My life's a joke.
When am l gonna get a break? How long's your break? Might try a new way of making money.
Ends justify the means, right? Right.
So, Saint She any good in the sack? Oh, my God, Shugs, she is amazing.
Just thinking about her gets All right! There are kids around.
l'd kind of wanna see her tonight.
Yeah? l'd love to see her again.
- l meant - Cocked it up last time, didn't l? Yeah, l want you to be friends.
lt makes sense if we're all gonna be hanging around together.
'There's nothing like intimate time with your girlfriend.
' Why are lezzers so obsessed with cocks? 'And this was nothing like intimate time with my girlfriend.
' You could roll pastry with it.
'What's the phrase? Two's company 'Three's a fucking nightmare.
' 'lt was killing my new romance.
'Murdering my sex life.
' What are you doing under that cushion? 'And with the candyfloss game proving surprisingly lucrative' Hey, Kimmy! l'm back, baby, big time.
Excuse me.
Just a few thank yous for putting up with me.
'l couldn't help thinking, 'what was in it for me?' l like that! l wonder how they go about it? Swingers.
ls it in separate rooms or is it all in together? lt's an orgy however you look at it.
An orgy.
All right, kids? (Both) Yeah.
To be able to do that and stay together.
That's almost an avowal of trust.
l wish you'd stop sounding so into the idea.
Well? You're not serious? Why not? 'We all have our limits.
' You did say we could swap.
Yeah, it's fine.
AlR HlSSES 'And l'd reached mine.
' Great(!) It ain't nothing like hip-hop music You like it cos you choose it Most DJs won't refuse it It ain't nothing like hip-hop music It ain't nothing like hip-hop music You like it cos you choose it Most DJs won't refuse it It ain't nothing like hip-hop music It ain't nothing like hip-hop music You like it cos you choose it Most DJs won't refuse it It ain't nothing like hip-hop music It ain't nothing like hip-hop music You like it cos you choose it Most DJs won't refuse it Now that is just dirty.
There's nothing dirty about women wanting to explore their sexuality.
Helps if they've got a dirty mind, though.
So, where we off to tonight, then? l haven't had a decent piss-up.
Why don't you decide? Anywhere with men.
No, l'm serious, l've been in a convent.
'Life takes the piss sometimes.
'Even with a girlfriend l end up watching Sugar pull men.
' - Don't you think she looks holy? - lf she's a nun, l'm a priest(!) Kizzer, tell 'em.
l've been in a convent.
She's been in a convent.
She used to visit me when she felt like it.
You must be sex-starved then.
Let's just say, the next guy l pull had better inform his next of kin, cos he won't be going home for weeks.
Hello, what's going on here then? Were you all in the convent or something? None of us were.
But my friend over here was in prison for stabbing a man.
So you see, boys, why you better be nice to me.
l can't believe l just said that.
She's fine.
Why's she making me feel like such a bitch? - She just wants your attention.
- She's got that, hasn't she? She's had a rough ride.
l know that.
l just want some time to myself.
To be alone with you.
Well, we're alone now.
Oh, fuck off! Oh, sorry, Kizzer.
l didn't realise this was your private knocking shop.
- Shugs, sorry.
l didn't mean it like that.
- lt only means one thing.
Look, l'm in a foul mood.
l've got loads of work to do.
l'm just gonna go.
Thanks very much.
- You can stay.
- What, on my own? l'll stay! l'll stay with Sugar.
We'll have a laugh.
Here, have a fun night.
Session on.
Oh, yeah.
'Some time out works wonders on your sense of perspective.
' SNORlNG 'Sure, our friends can drive us crazy.
'But where would we be without them?' Do you like pine Oh, God! Sorry.
l'm sorry.
You shouldn't have to do that on the floor.
Oh! 'lt's all about give and take.
'And l'd like to think l was a giver.
' Ta-da! 'Even if my efforts were unappreciated.
' What did you do? l couldn't even wake Sugar this morning.
Keep up! The things l do for you.
Awmust have been a real chore.
lt wasn't, was it? You got on OK with Sugar? Your friend's my friend.
- Did she pull one of those guys? - No.
She could've, though.
She's stunning.
You've got good taste.
It ain't nothing like hip-hop music You like it cos you choose it Most DJs won't refuse it It ain't nothing like hip-hop music It ain't nothing like hip-hop music You like it cos you choose it Most DJs won't refuse it It ain't nothing like hip-hop music It ain't nothing like hip-hop music You're busy.
Mad, innit? They must fancy me or something.
Oi! Forget something? What? lt was sweet of Saint to stay out last night, wasn't it? Suppose.
l'm so lucky.
l've never met anyone like her.
l don't know what she's doing with me, but l think this could be proper love, you know.
At first l thought she was this tough nut, but she's a softie really.
You should have seen her this morning.
She was feeling bad.
l bet she was.
- Sorry? - What? What do you mean? - By what? - Saint feeling bad? - Just that.
- What? Did you two argue or something? Or something.
What happened? Shugs? Oh, look, maybe it's just her way.
What do you mean? You know, talking up close, in your face, like she's gonna kiss you or something.
And touching you whenever she speaks.
Saint touched you? Where? Sort of Shugs, are saying Saint made a pass at you? Oh my God.
l wasn't going to say anything, cos l know how much you like her.
No, you were right to.
l was trying to pull that guy.
- You know l wasn't interested.
- No, of course not.
l wanted to go clubbing, but she pulled me down some dark dingy bar, and l was was just so drunk.
Fucking hell.
That's not your fault.
l just can't quite believe it.
Well, it's like they say, you learn something new every day.
So what's all this in aid of? To thank you for playing nursemaid.
You do that a lot, don't you? Talk up close to people.
Only the ones l wanna kiss.
So l saw Sugar.
Yeah? How is she? She seemed a bit annoyed, actually.
Oh.
Poor Sugar.
l think she wanted to pull one of those guys.
Go clubbing with them.
You said she was stunning.
Who? Sugar.
What the fuck are we talking about Sugar for? She said you made a move on her.
Here we go again, then.
What do you mean? Why are you here, Kim? l mean, if you believe her, then this is over, cos l'm clearly some kind of sex maniac.
Why would she lie? l don't know, do l? Oh, God, l've fucked this up.
Please tell me l haven't fucked this up.
Just sort it out.
You two obviously have stuff to clear up.
But she doesn't want a relationship with me.
l don't want a relationship with her.
There's all kinds of relationships, Kim.
Just try and see past yourself a bit on this one.
'Love should be simple.
'But sometimes you try so hard to get it right' Maybe we should ask the neighbours over soon.
- Do dinner.
Make a night of it.
- Do you mean it? Course.
l wouldn't have said otherwise.
You want to? '.
.
that you get it wrong.
' Very much.
Great! 'So very, very wrong.
' Look at this double bed! Your dad must think we're shagging or something.
l'd be worried if l was you.
Fantasising like that.
Stop taking the piss.
You've got to admit, it is a bit weird.
Why did you do it, Shugs? - Feed me all that crap? - Don't know what you're talking about.
You're pathetic.
You believed it.
And that makes you happy? You know how long l've been on my own.
You know this is the best thing that's happened to me since you know.
So why do you want to mess things up for me? l don't understand.
l mean - You don't want me or anything, do you? - Don't be stupid.
Then why can't you let me be with someone who does? Because you're all l've got, OK? And you don't even want me here.
l do! Just not if you're gonna fuck up my life.
And you'd know all about having your life fucked up, wouldn't you? - Shugs - Sod this, l need some sleep.
Which side do you want? Don't care.
Sorry about Saint.
l wasn't thinking.
You have got things, Shugs.
You've got people.
You've got my family.
Great! Well, you've got money.
Although, one mistake and you'll be locked up again.
And you'd like that, wouldn't you? Me back in my box.
Oh, forget it.
SlRENS WAlL l used to do this inside.
Listening to all the nut jobs, lying awake, thinking, mostly about getting out, who'd be waiting.
You? My mum? Then l'd think about all the laughs me and you were gonna have again, out on the town.
This is shit, isn't it? l don't even know who l am to you any more.
Get some sleep.
'To Saint, l said too much.
' 'To Sugar, too little, too late.
' Sugar, please come back.
'My home's yours for as long as you want it.
Please'.
'So much for being a good friend.
'