Superjail! (2007) s02e04 Episode Script
Hotchick
Oh, it's here, it's finally here.
Try out day! Oh, I think we gonna have a real bumper crop this year, Sir.
You see, first I made a grid cross-referencing our labour deposits with Guard try outs, guard try outs, guard try outs! Hey ladies.
(You may been cremated in your old prisons)*** But this is the big league.
Superjail.
You get out in that arena Three jobs Kick-ass.
Bust balls and piss the hell out of me.
Now get out there.
Huzzah.
Let the carnage commence.
Go, team.
Wow! Who is that? I have to meet her.
Very impressive, young lady.
Welcome to Superjail! You leader? Well, I'm not into tittles.
Uhm titles.
Yes.
It wears the crystal of Ozal.
The Hunter has found us! You must be from one of those European prisons? Flee! (Nouvea verjailer or woundo-prison) Well, it's their loss.
She's our little wonderguard now, isn't she? Quickly, quickly! There is no time.
You are making me nervous.
We must leave this moist blue planet at once.
It has jammed our teleportation powers! Let us both be nervous together now? You'll fit in great here.
Always wanted less attractive staff chick to perm hair with, and eat chocolate, punch people.
You know girly crap.
Settle down, boys.
Ohmygod.
These pigs will harass you one day.
Ease up *** First thing you gonna learn about union work is when it's cream time.
I think she's gonna work out great! I don't know, Sir.
Her background search is blank.
She's got no resume, no references.
She doesn't even have fingerprints.
'Cause she is a free spirit, Jared.
A non-conformist.
Just look at her! Running around on all four of her limbs.
I should think you of all people would admire her efficiency.
And this has nothing to do wit the fact that she is completely naked.
Ah, this isn't about superficial looks, Jared.
It's her mind I appreciate.
You know, what your problem is well one of them anyway.
Is your afraid of new ideas.
Plan C.
To elude a Hunter we must assimilate.
Adopt the local customs and vernacular.
Biatches.
Shiv.
You too.
Spot me! There you are.
Hey.
You ain't in the Crescent moon.
And you ain't in a White Knightmans.
- Why are you wearing our currency? - Plan D.
Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help us! The one man call new guard is after us.
You guys know that hotchick? *** Stop talking, people.
She is not what she appears.
She is why we are marooned on your planet.
The tyrannical lord Ozal dispatched the Hunter to lay waste our world.
We are the very last of our kind and now it has come to finish the job.
Wow.
Good story.
So *** or what? You know what I'm thinking.
This hotchick, she want these little *beep* so bad.
And bunch of nice guys like us gives them to her.
Maybe she does some nice for us in return, uh, guys? No! The Hunter's blood lust will not be sated until the planet is covered in ash.
If you help us escape we will return with our galactic armada.
And destroy the Hunter! Then we get to *beep* her? Come on, let's see it.
What are you taking, a dump, in there? Aren't we a couple of pretty things.
You gonna love your new makeover.
You'll see.
'Cause the best part about this gig, free access to buff compliant men.
You just check out my current ***.
Want twins.
Not me.
I hate kids.
Twins! Oh, you mean those guys? Not even sure they have genitals.
Wow, sweet plan.
Hey, can I borrow it sometime? Where twins? Boy.
(*** maybe we can doubled) What? Whore! That new chick's gotta go.
Four reasons.
She.
Ain't.
Working.
Out.
Why are you naked? Ok, Alice.
I see what's going on here.
Jealousy does not become you.
Why is he naked? You're afraid she's gonna replace you.
Well, don't you worry.
Since she is clearly too cerebral for guard duty anyway, I'm promoting her.
To Be my personal assistant! What? But-but I'm your assistant! Exactly! So I'm gonna need you to order her to demote you and to train her to do your job.
You don't have clearance for that yet.
Now first things first.
Over here is my excuse me.
You are ***.
I don't believe this.
I take a chance on hiring you.
And this is how you repay my trusting you? You're fired! - Wow, jeeze it guys, the screw is on to us.
- Relax.
That backstabbing bitch is so hot for those geeks.
I'll help 'em escape.
'Cause she is a slut.
And a job stealer.
Oh, sure.
You probably heard the rumours I once had a thing for Alice.
Well, it's true.
I did.
And I know what you might think I I go round woo-ing all the employees.
but I feel a special connection with you.
Where twins? Exactly.
We're like two peas in a pot.
I'm glad you feel it too.
All right.
You guys' chances are much better if we split you up.
S-s-split.
Up? Shut up and get out.
Playing hard to get (my love).
Do not stop climbing.
We are almost free.
Break the crystal.
It is the source of her power.
Without it she is but a normal defenceless flesh sack.
Completely naked.
I got your bling bitch.
Indeed.
The Hunter got served.
In your faces.
Let us party like rock persons.
I cannot tell you how disappointed I am in you.
Tough luck, Ozal.
Don't call me that.
It's father.
And it is time that you came home.
Your year abroad was over long ago.
Nope.
Don't think so.
Perhaps next time you should not send the family dog after us.
Hunter? What did you boys do with her? H-hunter? Yeah! What you think, girlfriend? I wanna look my best for him.
I should really thank you.
This whole thing brought us much closer together.
Alice, so you finished it? It's time for our date.
She's all yours.
Have her back by midnight.
Make it one.
Transcribed by kartoshin
Try out day! Oh, I think we gonna have a real bumper crop this year, Sir.
You see, first I made a grid cross-referencing our labour deposits with Guard try outs, guard try outs, guard try outs! Hey ladies.
(You may been cremated in your old prisons)*** But this is the big league.
Superjail.
You get out in that arena Three jobs Kick-ass.
Bust balls and piss the hell out of me.
Now get out there.
Huzzah.
Let the carnage commence.
Go, team.
Wow! Who is that? I have to meet her.
Very impressive, young lady.
Welcome to Superjail! You leader? Well, I'm not into tittles.
Uhm titles.
Yes.
It wears the crystal of Ozal.
The Hunter has found us! You must be from one of those European prisons? Flee! (Nouvea verjailer or woundo-prison) Well, it's their loss.
She's our little wonderguard now, isn't she? Quickly, quickly! There is no time.
You are making me nervous.
We must leave this moist blue planet at once.
It has jammed our teleportation powers! Let us both be nervous together now? You'll fit in great here.
Always wanted less attractive staff chick to perm hair with, and eat chocolate, punch people.
You know girly crap.
Settle down, boys.
Ohmygod.
These pigs will harass you one day.
Ease up *** First thing you gonna learn about union work is when it's cream time.
I think she's gonna work out great! I don't know, Sir.
Her background search is blank.
She's got no resume, no references.
She doesn't even have fingerprints.
'Cause she is a free spirit, Jared.
A non-conformist.
Just look at her! Running around on all four of her limbs.
I should think you of all people would admire her efficiency.
And this has nothing to do wit the fact that she is completely naked.
Ah, this isn't about superficial looks, Jared.
It's her mind I appreciate.
You know, what your problem is well one of them anyway.
Is your afraid of new ideas.
Plan C.
To elude a Hunter we must assimilate.
Adopt the local customs and vernacular.
Biatches.
Shiv.
You too.
Spot me! There you are.
Hey.
You ain't in the Crescent moon.
And you ain't in a White Knightmans.
- Why are you wearing our currency? - Plan D.
Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help us! The one man call new guard is after us.
You guys know that hotchick? *** Stop talking, people.
She is not what she appears.
She is why we are marooned on your planet.
The tyrannical lord Ozal dispatched the Hunter to lay waste our world.
We are the very last of our kind and now it has come to finish the job.
Wow.
Good story.
So *** or what? You know what I'm thinking.
This hotchick, she want these little *beep* so bad.
And bunch of nice guys like us gives them to her.
Maybe she does some nice for us in return, uh, guys? No! The Hunter's blood lust will not be sated until the planet is covered in ash.
If you help us escape we will return with our galactic armada.
And destroy the Hunter! Then we get to *beep* her? Come on, let's see it.
What are you taking, a dump, in there? Aren't we a couple of pretty things.
You gonna love your new makeover.
You'll see.
'Cause the best part about this gig, free access to buff compliant men.
You just check out my current ***.
Want twins.
Not me.
I hate kids.
Twins! Oh, you mean those guys? Not even sure they have genitals.
Wow, sweet plan.
Hey, can I borrow it sometime? Where twins? Boy.
(*** maybe we can doubled) What? Whore! That new chick's gotta go.
Four reasons.
She.
Ain't.
Working.
Out.
Why are you naked? Ok, Alice.
I see what's going on here.
Jealousy does not become you.
Why is he naked? You're afraid she's gonna replace you.
Well, don't you worry.
Since she is clearly too cerebral for guard duty anyway, I'm promoting her.
To Be my personal assistant! What? But-but I'm your assistant! Exactly! So I'm gonna need you to order her to demote you and to train her to do your job.
You don't have clearance for that yet.
Now first things first.
Over here is my excuse me.
You are ***.
I don't believe this.
I take a chance on hiring you.
And this is how you repay my trusting you? You're fired! - Wow, jeeze it guys, the screw is on to us.
- Relax.
That backstabbing bitch is so hot for those geeks.
I'll help 'em escape.
'Cause she is a slut.
And a job stealer.
Oh, sure.
You probably heard the rumours I once had a thing for Alice.
Well, it's true.
I did.
And I know what you might think I I go round woo-ing all the employees.
but I feel a special connection with you.
Where twins? Exactly.
We're like two peas in a pot.
I'm glad you feel it too.
All right.
You guys' chances are much better if we split you up.
S-s-split.
Up? Shut up and get out.
Playing hard to get (my love).
Do not stop climbing.
We are almost free.
Break the crystal.
It is the source of her power.
Without it she is but a normal defenceless flesh sack.
Completely naked.
I got your bling bitch.
Indeed.
The Hunter got served.
In your faces.
Let us party like rock persons.
I cannot tell you how disappointed I am in you.
Tough luck, Ozal.
Don't call me that.
It's father.
And it is time that you came home.
Your year abroad was over long ago.
Nope.
Don't think so.
Perhaps next time you should not send the family dog after us.
Hunter? What did you boys do with her? H-hunter? Yeah! What you think, girlfriend? I wanna look my best for him.
I should really thank you.
This whole thing brought us much closer together.
Alice, so you finished it? It's time for our date.
She's all yours.
Have her back by midnight.
Make it one.
Transcribed by kartoshin