That's So Raven (2003) s02e04 Episode Script

1 Principal Lawler, is someone being a little bit nosy? Pipe down, Miss Daniels.
I am pretty perturbed, because the Gourmet Cooking Club is missing a very expensive, very pungent Parmesan.
And I intend to sniff it out.
You mean to tell me somebody jacked some stanky cheese? Precisely.
Dude, man, you had to ask.
Why? Things need to tighten up around here.
People come to school like it's one big party.
Party over here! Get down Get down Party over here! Jump, jump! Back to the old school! No # Jump, jump! # Make my people wanna Hey, Mr.
Lawler.
Why didn't y'all tell me it was Mr.
Lawler? Miss Baxter, I would appreciate it if you would dress and act appropriately.
Um, well, what's wrong with the way I dress? It's distracting to the learning process.
In fact, I'll be implementing some new policies.
Come get your uniforms Paulson Peerman Mr.
Lawler, Principal Lawler, you're not thinking of making everyone wear uniforms, are you? I wasn't, but that is a splendid proposal.
I am proud to present your new school uniforms.
Way to go, Rae.
Hey, you guys, I'm sorry, okay? I mean, I was trying to prevent my vision from happening, but I guess I kinda made it happen.
This is just wrong.
Yep, that's me.
Come get your uniforms.
Paulson Peerman Rae, you know this is all of your fault.
I know, but you guys didn't have to volunteer to model.
What? Volunteer? Rae, he threatened to put us on suspension.
Move! Alana's coming through.
Yo, Mr.
Principal, me and my girls already got a uniform.
Well, from now on, you and your posse will be spending less time picking out clothes and more time improving your pitiful grade point averages.
Uh, excuse me, sir.
Alana would appreciate it if you would say it, not spray it.
I don't get your point.
You know, I never told y'all this but I hate my knees.
And you know what? You shouldn't have to show them.
Yeah, and we shouldn't have to look at them.
No, Chelsea.
No, I'm saying nobody should tell us what to wear, right? Right! Oh, hey, y'all.
No, no, listen to what I'm saying.
We should not have to walk around this school looking the same, right? Right! So, tomorrow, we need to make a statement.
Yeah, sure, we'll wear the uniforms, but we'll wear them our way.
Right.
We will take that uniform, and we will customize We will accessorize Right! I am talking about individualize Right! Funk-ification to the highest level.
Get it! All with me? Yeah! How come I never get any mail? You ever write anybody? Nope.
Well, there you go.
Hey, look, this is for Lionel.
You're a rat.
I know you never wrote anybody.
Look, it's a credit card! My parents use them when they don't have any money.
Lionel doesn't have any money.
But he does now.
Ch-ching.
Big baby! Today's the day, people.
It is protest day.
Let's stand up and be counted.
One Wha-what? Anyone can I can I get can I get an untucked shirt? Can I get some saggy pants? People, work with me, people.
Peo Rae, you look fantastic.
Thank you, thank you.
I know I do, I know.
How come you don't? Right, right.
The protest.
Funny story Yeah, thought about it.
Bad idea! Then why didn't you call me, Chels? Yeah, again.
Thought about it bad idea.
You know, I'm just I'm sorry, Rae.
I thought you might be mad.
Really? Yeah.
How do you think I feel now?! Well, come on! That's exactly the reaction I was hoping to avoid.
Well, and what's your excuse, Lil' Nasty Knees? Chelsea called and told me it was off.
Yes, and he took it very well.
That's all I'm saying.
You know what? The whole school wimped out on me.
That's a shame.
And my best friends didn't even have my back.
Miss Baxter? What you've done to your uniform is prohibited.
I know, Mr.
Lawler, but I don't think it's fair that we should be told what to wear.
Okay, this is a protest.
The world's loneliest protest.
Well, you can protest in detention.
Good lookin' out, guys.
I didn't even touch you.
Yeah, I'm just practicing.
Don't worry, Baxter.
We're not gonna mess you up.
You guys joined my protest.
Looks like we're the only ones in this school that have any guts.
All I know is, my two best friends didn't even back me up, and you guys did.
Yeah, they dogged you out! Straight left you hanging, Ma.
Nice friends.
Not! You know what, Baxter? You're not as big of a spineless punk as I thought you were.
Oh stop it.
You're gonna make my head big.
Okay, keep coming.
Now, let's cause some trouble Oh, wait.
Okay.
Um, I just want you to know, kind of new to this, so I'm thinking that we should start off with mischief and work our way up.
Here's how it works.
They mess us up, and we mess them up.
Oh, yeah.
"Them," meaning? Principal Lawler! He's gonna pay.
When Alana laughs, the whole world laughs with her.
Okay.
And when Alana stops Right, sorry.
Right.
Now, check this out.
Oh, my goodness.
You guys found the missing cheese! You guys stole the missing cheese.
Tight.
And you're never gonna guess what we're gonna do with it.
Um Alana? Hey, girl you're not thinking of putting the cheese in the vent and, you know, letting it get all hot and stinky and bubbly, and you know, stinking up the whole school, are you? Uh no.
Alana was going to grate it over some angel hair pasta.
But we like your idea so much better.
No, no, no! It wasn't it wasn't my idea.
I was just saying it 'cause that's what I thought your evil minds were gonna do, so I'm really sorry I ever Baxter, you talk too much.
But you're an evil genius.
Thank you.
All right, now this uniform thing stinks.
And tomorrow, thanks to Raven the whole school's gonna stink.
Alana feels that if you have a hand, you should put it in.
Hey, guys, I was kinda thinking we need to think about this, okay? Sleep on it Okay, well, I'm in.
I'm there with you.
I Ooh Okay, the coast is, like, clear.
Whoa, this is some serious stank.
This is just beautiful.
Tomorrow when they turn on the heat, the school's gonna reek.
Okay.
The cheese is in the vent.
This bad girl stuff's a little hard on the back.
Delivery.
Ah, I know what that is.
It's my birthday next week and I bet you my wife got me that watch I've been hinting about.
Right? Right? I just deliver them, sir.
"Mr.
Lionel Baxter"? Lionel?! Ever since Lionel got his credit card, we are living large.
Cory why does Lionel have a little leather jacket? So he can look cool on his little motorcycle.
Son, where has all this stuff come from? Nice, huh? My man William ordered it all from the internet.
Life is good.
Is life still gonna be good when I find out how you paid for it? That's the beauty of it.
It's all on the card.
They gave a credit card to a rat? It's platinum.
Even I can't get a platinum card.
Do you know how a credit card works? Obviously.
Cory when you use a credit card, oh, sure, you can buy stuff with it now, but someone has to pay for it later.
Who's that going to be? It's gonna be you.
Me? I can't afford all this stuff.
Ah, now you get it.
That's why all of this stuff has to go back.
Okay, Dad, we're sorry.
We didn't know.
I guess we got to take back your birthday present, too.
You got me a little something-something? You got me an ice cream truck.
Always thinking of you, Dad.
You know this stuff has got to go back.
I know.
Right after we get our Fudgie Pops.
Raven? Chelsea.
Raven? Chelsea? Eddie.
Oh, Loca.
Muffy.
Alana feels this name thing should stop, like, now.
Excuse me, Raven, a word? Rae, why are you hanging out with them? Unlike some people, when they said they're gonna do something, they actually come through.
Rae, you still tripping off the whole uniform thing? At least my girls got my biz-ack.
I cannot believe you are actually dropping us just because we weren't down with your stupid protest.
Oh, now it's stupid? It was stupid then, too, Rae.
You guys were cheering for me.
What were you thinking? Well, I don't know.
You know, Rae, sometimes it's really hard to think and cheer at the same time.
When a friend's counting on you, you shouldn't have to think.
Raven, you coming? Yeah, I'll be right there, home skillet biscuit.
Man, it's always hard a good girl go biz-ad.
Loca, time.
Heat comes on in two minutes.
Yep.
This school is gonna smell foul.
Now all we have to do is get rid of the cheese wrappers.
One for Eddie and one for Chelsea.
Hey, Alana.
Hey, you're not thinking of putting the cheese wrappers in Eddie and Chelsea's locker trying to frame them, are you? No, we're just gonna put them in the trash can.
But we like your idea so much better.
Unh! I did it again.
Listen, my friends had nothing to do with it.
Oh, I know.
You are cold, girl.
I love it.
Here comes the heat.
Let's get framing, girls.
It's locked! I got to stop that cheese.
Stretch.
I need a lift, man.
Thanks, Stretch, this is my floor.
Okay, little cheese is coming home with me.
Come on.
Stretch, I'm sorry.
Sorry, Stretch.
Hold on, hold on.
Okay Stay still.
Okay.
Oh, yeah, come to mama.
Come here.
Stretch, a little higher.
It had to be a wheel of cheese.
Hey, Stretch got another job for you.
Ooh, dead bugs.
Dead bugs.
Live bugs! Live bugs! Okay.
Which way? Definitely this way.
Okay.
Hot.
Okay.
Here you are, you nasty.
Come to mama.
Come to mama.
Oh, it's getting kind of small.
I can't move my arms.
Okay ooh.
Okay, what do I do? How do I get rid of it? Sorry, stomach.
Oh, the horror! One for Eddie and one for Chelsea.
Hey, what are you doing at our lockers? You're about to find out right now.
Excuse me, Principal Lawler.
Alana has some cheese-related information.
Ah, the pilfered parmesan.
Proceed.
If you're wondering why it smells, like, a little funky up in here, it's Chelsea and Eddie.
I don't smell anything.
Me neither.
Something doesn't stink.
Oh, something stinks all right.
Where's Raven? One more bite and it's over.
It's over.
Rae, Rae, Rae.
How y'all doing? Ms.
Baxter, dropping from the ceiling is strictly prohibited.
Where's the cheese, Baxter? What cheese? Look, we did not steal that cheese for you to go and mess up our plan.
You stole the cheese? Alana can't believe she just said that out loud.
No, no, Mr.
Lawler, listen, okay? I just want you to know that Eddie and Chelsea had nothing to do with this, okay? It was my idea to put the cheese in the vent and then I had to get it out before it stunk up the whole school and you blame it on my friends.
Very touching.
Now the perpetrator's parents will be hearing from me about your punishment.
And you, Ms.
Baxter, prepare for detention.
Whoa, now wait a minute.
None of this would've happened if we'd backed Raven up in the first place.
Yeah.
Now if she goes to detention, we all going with her.
Who's with me? I am! Y'all the worst crowd ever! Detention for three, please.
I'll prepare the paperwork.
Pronto.
Yo, Baxter.
Thanks for not ratting us out.
Guess you're still one of us? Actually I think more of one of them.
Alana's laughing to hide her pain.
Or maybe she just thought it was funny.
Maybe we need one of those.
Like we're ever gonna be able to do that again.
Who loves cheese? Late, late, late! Late, late, late! Daddy don't leave me! Whoa, Raven, you got a letter from the school.
Mama, it's the ceiling.
I told you I'd pay for the whole thing, okay? Don't use a credit card.
Okay, got to go.
Love you, bye.
I just thought you'd want to know that the school board overruled the principal and they canceled the school uniforms.
What?! You know what? I can make this happen.
I can make it happen.
Hey, it is not cold in here, you don't need that.
Girl, I love your hat.
It would look even better on me.
Girl, you do not need these inside, trust me.
I do.
Oh, yay.
Fabulous.