The Hills (2006) s02e04 Episode Script

I went on a few dates with Brody.
I'm so glad I'm with you right now.
But as cute as he was, I wasn't sure I was ready to get serious with anyone.
I don't know what I want! I don't know if I like Brody.
Heidi was getting closer to Spencer.
I more than like you, Heidi, way more.
But Spencer was trying to get closer to Audrina.
How do you not like you? That's what I want to know.
I don't know.
When Audrina showed up at Heidi's birthday to tell her side of the story Heidi wanted no part of it.
And now, as far as Audrina was concerned, it was time for Heidi to make the next move.
Part of me just wants to be like, "Brody, we should just be friends.
" Don't say that.
It bums me out.
I feel like Jason, like, broke me.
Because of him, I'm, like, so different than I was before, like, as far as liking guys.
I think it's going to be easier for me.
Before, I didn't really know where Spencer and I were, but now it's like we're more secure in our relationship.
Yeah.
What do you have to do today? I'm going to meet up with Audrina later.
Oh, are you going alone? - It's a solo mish? - Solo mish.
That's good.
You should just talk to her.
So, it's like It's so stupid.
Like, we used to be friends, and this is getting in the way of, like - Yeah.
- What are we, in high school? - Come on, grow up.
- Exactly.
- Grow up.
- And I'm proud of you.
- Thank you.
- Very mature.
- Thanks.
It's a big step.
- Oh, my Heidi's growing up.
So fast.
Geplaatst door: Wendelina1987 Heidi.
I was wondering It's my mom's birthday.
I was wondering if maybe I could go home for two days to see her.
Yeah, I mean It's your I mean, basically, it's your vacation time, so you use it however you want to use it.
Thank you.
All right.
Yeah, have fun at your mom's birthday.
- I'll see you later.
- Thanks, Brent.
Bolthouse Productions.
Just giving you a little heads-up about the dress-code thing.
I got kind of chewed out by Jen today.
I mean, you look great and all, but I don't know if it's appropriate for office wear.
- I'll talk to Brent about it.
- All right.
Later.
Should we take pictures of these as well? How was your date with Brody? Got it? I'm not good at dating.
I, like, forgot how.
Did he even try to kiss you that night? - Don't - I'm just asking.
You don't have to tell me.
- Maybe.
- Maybe.
Maybe, probably, yes.
Was he a good kisser? I'm just asking.
Whitney, I'm a lady.
I don't kiss and tell.
Wait, I just told.
Just kidding.
Yeah, he was.
- Maybe it's meant to be.
- Oh, my God, stop it.
You get corny on me, I'll beat you up.
I asked Brent, I go, "Do you think my outfit's inappropriate?" He's like, "No.
" And I was like, "Well, that little Max kid "told me that my outfit was inappropriate.
" And he was like, "Why would he tell you that?" I was like, "I don't know.
I'm just saying, throwing it out there.
"He said that to me.
" I cannot wait to see little Max up in the club and tell him I think his outfit looks a little inappropriate and he needs to leave.
Okay.
I'm going to get the muscle breakfast.
Why, 'cause you don't have any muscles? - Thank you.
- Set you up for that one.
So, I'm going to have dinner with Audrina tonight.
And this is a girl that was, like, supposedly your "mortal enemy," like, a week ago, right? She also used to be my good friend.
So, it's like You got to be thinking about her motives.
It's like You guys are just, like, rehashing.
She sees how happy we are.
I'm obviously happy when I'm around you and it's, like, very apparent.
What's she going to do to try to snipe that out, you know? It's like, that's girl stuff.
I mean, watch it.
- I have sisters - I don't know.
I feel like if she's trying to, like, make up with me Yeah, right.
That's, like, the way to make up.
"I'm going to be your friend and tell you this and that.
" It's like No drama now.
Can we have a good conversation about how pretty you look and how cute your outfit is and how happy I am to be here with you and not talk about Audrina? Yeah? Yeah? Good deal? You are amazing.
And I'm going to call your mom and tell her, 'cause she needs to know - she created a little angel.
- She asked me, "Can you please bring him home for my birthday?" I was like, "I'm not bringing Spencer.
" - Hello.
- Hey, Max.
Hi, Elodie.
Are you done with that kid? Let's just go.
Come on.
I know you.
I think you met me the other night, right? Spencer, right? - Yeah.
- You don't really know me, so I just want No, real quick.
Don't comment on how Heidi dresses.
We all Everybody I hang out with loves how she dresses.
Oh - You're an intern, bro.
- Spencer! - Excuse me, sir, I'm not an intern.
- You're an assistant to my boy.
- Spencer, Spencer, Spencer.
- Listen, listen, real quick.
Heidi dresses cute every day.
- She looks amazing.
- That's fine, buddy.
You're not the boss.
Don't tell her how to dress.
- All right, all right.
- That's it, bro.
Walk away.
Don't touch me, bro.
- Spencer - You just touched me.
Walk away.
He just touched me.
That's assault.
- Walk away, bro.
- Assault? - You can't touch people.
- Really, really - I'm just saying - You're a tool.
Yeah, you're a cool guy with your orange shades, bro.
- Why did you just do that? - Let's go.
- Like, why did you just do that? - Look at you.
Keep talking, then.
- Please, Spencer.
- Keep talking.
- Relax, I'm not doing anything.
- Please, get in the car.
Don't.
Just come on.
Where you going? You gonna call somebody a tool? - Go away.
- He just called me a tool.
You're going to call me a tool? Let's go.
I'm going to beat your ass.
Let's go, right now.
Let's go, right now.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Spencer, get in the car! Do you have any idea what I'm going to do to you, homeboy? What are you talking about, dude? You think you can call somebody a tool in L.
A? I don't know where you're from.
- In L.
A.
, dude? I grew up in L.
A.
- I've never seen you.
Please, please, I don't care.
Walk in front of a car.
Walk in front of a car.
All right, I'll walk in front of a car.
Yeah, keep walking away, bro.
I'll see you in the club.
- Why would you do that? - Hey, I was being nice until he called me a tool.
I was just saying, "Don't comment on how Heidi dresses.
" 'Cause I love the way you dress.
You look amazing every day.
- We're getting out of here.
- Okay, bye-bye.
- We're great.
- All right.
- Nice to meet you.
- I'm sorry for being rude.
You get a hug.
I'm not a jerk.
I just, you know Bye, guys.
Oh, my God, Spencer.
You can't do that just 'cause you're my boyfriend.
It's not about "boyfriend.
" I don't like this fool talking disrespectful things to you.
I just don't Come on.
So, I'm going to this birthday party tonight, and I really have no time to go shopping.
Either look here, English tea party in March, and there's holiday dresses, so you might be able to find something here.
- Okay.
- Are they going to let you borrow? Yeah, they said that I could if I found something.
- That's nice of them.
- I want to be, like, casual but still - I like punk rock.
- Me, too.
I want to date a punk-rock guy.
I feel like that's Audrina's type.
Heidi's going to dinner with Audrina tonight.
That's so great.
- I think they definitely - It was stupid.
They need to sit down and talk, because it's very, like, "He said, she said" stuff.
- You know what I mean? - Yeah.
I feel like they don't really have a Oh, my God.
- These are really cute, huh? - Really cute.
With, like, maybe, like, a little ruffle top or something.
- Yeah.
- Try them on.
Okay, so this is what happened.
My birthday, it was like, you came, and I was just like, "I don't think it's appropriate to, like, have this drama on my birthday.
"Tomorrow, I'll talk to you, - "the next day" - Well, no, see, I And then you showed up with Spencer that night and I was just like See, I knew that you freaked.
I'm like, "Oh, you just showed up with Spencer!" Like, are you kidding me? I was just like, "Why would Audrina show up here?" After I heard that you'd been, like, hooking up with him or whatever? That I was hooking up with Spencer? - No, I was not.
- And you were like, "Heidi's so jealous because Spencer likes me.
" Okay, I'm sorry, but I don't like Like, he is not my type at all.
- I didn't think he was your type.
- And he came up and he kept, like, grabbing me on the dance floor.
Like, he was trying to use me to make it look like to you that we were together and to piss you off.
And, like, I don't do that.
I know, I'm just really sick of people coming up to me and being like, "Watch out for Spencer.
Watch out for Spencer.
" It's like, I know.
Like, just let me be.
- You have to learn on your own.
- Let me decide for myself.
And it's like, you don't see how he looks at me.
You're not there when we're alone.
You're not there when we're together.
It's like, you can't really judge that.
Were you still with him, like, two or three Saturdays ago? - Two or three? - Just Let me look in my planner and let's see.
Two? If it was two, then, yeah, we were.
And if it was three, then I think we were, too.
Saturday, like, he called me, and I never called him back, ever, 'cause I was like I didn't know what his deal was.
I didn't understand.
Like, it was just weird.
I didn't know if I should tell you or not.
Of course you should.
I'm going to tell you, though, because I think you should know.
- Hell, yeah.
- I'm so, like, - relieved now.
I feel - Cheers to us.
Cheers.
You need to be careful with him.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Okay, Audrina and I are fine.
We talked about everything.
She said, "He wanted to piss you off somehow.
" I guess he's been calling her for weeks now.
Who would make up something like that? I'm not saying she's making it up.
It's just hard when you have everyone in L.
A.
That you know coming up to you, being like, "Be careful.
" I mean, you know.
- You know what I'm talking about.
- You know what? You know what? Seriously, I don't care.
All those people aren't with us when it's you and Spencer.
- Well, that's what I told Audrina.
- They don't see the way that he looks at you.
They don't see that.
- That's what I told Audrina.
- I would tell you.
I'm your best friend.
I don't owe anything to Spencer.
If I thought Spencer was a rat, I'd be like, "You're over it.
" - That's what you said at first.
- I don't completely trust Spencer, but I do trust that he likes you.
And, I mean, that's part of dating.
You don't know people when you start dating them.
- I hate dating.
- It's a gamble.
Who do you trust more, Audrina or Spencer? I don't know.
- What time is your flight? - 6:00.
Don't leave me.
I don't know.
I just feel like I really need to go, though, because I never get to see my mom.
Oh, my God! It's like finding gold.
These tweezers.
I haven't even been able to find a pair as good.
- Did you get her a present? - I am the present.
Okay, sorry.
- Are you going to go out without me? - To AREA? Maybe.
I don't know.
I think it would be kind of weird to go without you.
If you go, you have to tell me how Spencer is.
You want me to go to watch him! - The real reason! - But don't tell him you're going.
Just be, like, very sneaky.
You're so funny.
You want me to go spy on Spence? Yeah.
I need to see what Audrina's talking about and how he behaves when I'm out of town.
- You're crazy jealous.
- I am so jealous.
I don't know when I got so jealous, either.
So, who's going to be at the club tonight? Is Heidi going to be there? No, remember, she's out of town.
I got the Playmates rolling over.
- So, looks like - You checking your MySpace? Come on, now.
Obviously got to check the friend requests.
- How many you got? - Not enough.
Ladies don't love me enough.
It's 'cause you got a girlfriend, man.
I really like Heidi.
You know what? If you're going to date anybody, it should be Heidi.
That's my logic, but it's like Anyway, speaking of love.
Speaking of love.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Oh, my God.
I'm Spencer.
- Hi, I'm Shannon.
Nice to meet you.
Shannon, it's a pleasure.
- Brody.
- Hey, Amanda.
- Amanda, very nice to meet you as well.
- Hugh Hefner, eat your heart out.
I'm a little overwhelmed right now.
I'll be honest.
- Can we have a little toast? - Let's all toast.
- Come on, you can toast.
- Brody, let's hear your toast.
- What's your toast to? - To an amazing night and let's have fun.
- Weak, weak, weak toast.
- What do you want? To the most beautiful human beings I have ever been in a room with.
Okay, okay.
Not bad.
Cheers.
And a good night.
I can't believe I missed my flight.
I just need to have fun tonight.
My mom is so stressing me out.
You were at the airport.
It wasn't like you were like, "I'm over it.
" - Totally.
- Did you tell Spencer that you didn't go to Colorado? No, and I didn't tell him I'm going to AREA.
I don't know.
And I think a little piece of her wants to bump into him and surprise him.
Implement the spy plan.
Perfect, 'cause he thinks you're gone.
- I know.
- But you won't be gone.
At least I'm a surprise to someone tonight.
Yeah, my girls.
- Hi! I just wanted to say, "Hi.
" - Hi.
- I have that top, pretty girl.
- I love you.
Why is Spencer with some blond whores? - Who? - I don't know, two blond sluts.
Who? With Spencer.
He walked in with two blond bimbos.
What blond bimbos? I don't know.
I've never seen them before.
What's going on? - I'm about to get crazy.
- Him and Brody and the other one - walked in with two blonds.
- Is he, like, with them, with them, or is he like They sat down at a table together.
- But he is, like, with them.
- Two blondes I've never seen before.
- We'll see.
This is going to be fun.
- Okay, let's go.
- All right, let's go.
- Where's your little group? Let's go! Lauren! Thank you.
No, take us to a table.
I want to go to a table.
Wait! Spencer! Surprise! Get over here! Out of my way.
Lauren, I'm leaving.
- Heidi, Heidi, Heidi.
Heidi! Heidi! - What is going on? - You're hurting me.
- Sorry.
- Come here.
Will you come here, baby? - Will you come here? Tell her what you just told me about Spencer.
- Please, please, please.
- What about Spencer? Lauren! Lauren! Lauren! Spencer, you showed up with three Playmates.
I saw you flirting with them.
I'm over you.
Just hang up.
I'm over you.
It's fine.
I'm over you.
No, she didn't put me on the phone.
She didn't put me on the phone, Spencer.
I'm over you.
She was crying so hard, I had to pick up the phone.
I had to pick up the phone like I had to pick up my best friend and carry her upstairs.
- No, Spencer, no.
- Hang up the phone.
You have to realise.
You have to realise.
- Lauren, hang up the phone.
- You have to decide what you want with Heidi.
You know what? You know what, Spencer? Spencer, stop.
Heidi's going to call you tomorrow, okay? - I was really falling in love with him.
- Don't fall in love.
Don't fall in love with anyone here.
You're too young to fall in love.
Let's go, Team Playmates.
Let's roll.
Let's go, let's go.
Geplaatst door: Wendelina1987