The Kardashians (2022) s02e04 Episode Script

We're Built for This

1
KIM: Previously on The Kardashians
I know how life can change on a dime.
I've been through so much BS lately.
MAN: What were you looking for?
KRIS: I'm looking for something
- for joint pain.
- Okay.
KHLOÉ: Do you guys have one of these
that say sleep?
As her mom, I can tell
Khloé has been feeling really down.
Okay, so,
should we take a whole or a half?
I will take a half.
You're so funny.
Oh!
I need to give you
one of these everyday.
-(PEOPLE CHEERING)
-(CAMERAS CLICKING)
- TRACY: Would you ever go to space?
- No.
After talking to Bezos about it,
and hearing how safe it is,
I felt comfortable with Pete going.
How's the hip feeling?
So, I'm having a really hard time
walking up the stairs.
Time to see the surgeon
and see what he says.
Makes me wanna cry.
Oh!
Just like you don't wanna feel like
you're gonna be that person on a walker.
You know?
(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)
Crazy wild
Turn up the heat
Turn up the dial
Turn up the beat
I came in style
It's going down
Crazy wild
KIM: I just got back from Italy,
and I'm just so excited to see
my family and catch up with everyone.
I feel I've been gone for so long.
Hi, doll.
You little doll.
Hi, MJ.
- Grandma.
- Hi.
I missed you so much.
I was thinking of you so much.
KIM: I was just wanting to talk to you.
- Hi, mom.
- Hi.
KIM: Yeah, I feel like we need
some time to gossip.
- MJ: Yeah.
- So much to tell you.
You need all my input.
KIM: You know what's so crazy?
Pete and I were staying at the
Beverly Hills Hotel last weekend
and we were sitting in front
of the fireplace just talking for hours
and I was like, "My grandma told me
that you really live life
"when you have sex
in front of the fireplace."
And so, we had sex in front
of the fireplace in honor of you.
- I know that's probably creepy.
- Not in the lobby.
- KIM: Not in the lobby! (LAUGHS)
-(LAUGHING)
How creepy to think about your grandma
before you have sex.
I know, but I was younger once.
I was younger once.
KIM: Speaking of Pete
- He's so cute.
- He's so nice.
I have to tell you guys something.
- She has to tell us something?
- He's so No, no.
- Nothing like that.
- You just got divorced.
I know. It's nothing like that.
- Okay.
- Nothing like that, guys.
Thought she was gonna say
that she was engaged.
No, I was saying I'm really No.
I'm saying I'm really excited
that he's going to space.
- KHLOÉ: Oh! I can handle space. Okay.
- He's gonna go
He is really gonna go?
He's really gonna go.
- That's crazy!
- Jeff Bezos is sending him to space.
- That's amazing.
-(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)
Space boy.
Put him on speaker.
Wait, I'm putting you on speaker, okay?
- KRIS: Hey!
- I'm with my mom, my grandma, and Khloé.
My grandmom says she misses you.
Hey, Pete.
(PETE SPEAKING)
KRIS: So, you're going to space?
- Ooh.
- Oh, my God. Is Jeff going with you?
(ALL LAUGH)
Do you have a will?
(ALL LAUGHING)
Oh, good.
Pete, are you nervous?
- That's true.
-(ALL LAUGH)
(ALL LAUGH)
Are you gonna come back?
Yeah, wait a minute
KRIS: Pete is amazing.
No drama, no stress. He's just Pete.
Fits in with the family.
I think Kim is happy. She laughs.
She's more confident.
Pete brings out the best in her.
Okay, babe.
I'll call you in a little bit.
- Okay.
- Okay, bye.
I kept on saying,
"Do you want to watch Armageddon?"
'Cause I thought
it was like a love story.
And he was, like, hysterically laughing.
Being like,
"That's not a love story."
But I think it's about
- I don't know what happens to be honest.
- MJ: I don't remember.
There's a comet.
- There's something with astronauts.
- Well, I was off.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(SIGHS) Those stairs wiped me out.
(CHUCKLES)
I'm excited
that we're finally executing.
'Cause how long have we had this idea?
We've been talking about this for years.
Literally years.
I feel it started 'cause
you were redoing yours.
- Yes.
- And I was redoing mine.
Yes.
And we love the process so much.
KENDALL: Fai is one of my best friends.
Him and I collaborate really heavily
on a lot of 818 design stuff.
We have been talking about
flipping homes.
- We both have the taste.
- Yeah.
You have the knowledge,
meaning the technical knowledge.
Like the house you just found?
It's genius.
I feel like I can really see a vision.
I can be like, "This is a piece of shit
now, but we could do this
"and go here and"
- Whatever.
- You are really good at that.
I get excited about nerdy things
like lighting. (CHUCKLES)
I think that's where we're gonna have
the most of our arguments.
I'm gonna be like,
"You need recess lighting!"
And you're gonna be like, "No!"
(CHUCKLES)
Here's your grain bowl.
And your salad.
- Thank you.
- Thank you so much.
The cucumbers on that salad
are calling my name.
I think the new beginning
for me started with, like, 818.
And I think it made me fall
in love with, like, passion.
Do you Not passion projects
'cause it is a proper business,
but, like, doing something creative.
Like, that brings me pure joy.
And, like,
makes me feel super fulfilled.
I renovated my home
a couple years ago,
and, like, when I tell you
I had, like, the time of my life
going through the creative process
of renovating my home.
I can't wait to actually,
finally execute.
I think we're both in the right place.
Yeah, I'm excited.
We're gonna go see one tomorrow.
Yep.
It almost was so cheesy, but it was
almost like I found my purpose.
I was like, "Wow! This feels so good."
And I'm just, like,
super excited and it kept me,
like, energized
and it kept me feeling alive,
so, I love it.
We really are
- a potential dream team, here.
- We are.
(SLOW MELODIOUS SONG PLAYING)
Gettin' up off the ground
Oh, oh, oh, oh
KRIS: Ugh. Here we go.
I've never been so nervous
for a doctor's visit.
COREY: Don't be nervous.
Good morning, sir.
- Hello.
- Hello.
KRIS: I'm finally biting the bullet.
I'm here to see the doctor
because I have this excruciating
hip pain.
I got a extensive set of X-rays,
I had an MRI,
and I had a CAT scan
and everything else.
(MAN SPEAKING)
KRIS: Nice to see you.
And I really want to find out
what's going on with my hip,
and hopefully, he'll have good news.
Ah
- I need this. Hi.
- DR. SNIBBE: Hi.
- Good morning.
- Are you Dr. Snibbe?
- I am. Hi.
- I'm Kris.
How are you.
You mind if I take my mask off?
- Please. Yeah.
- Can we do that?
Tell me, I'm just gonna sit down.
- Basically, my history
- Yeah, tell me.
- It's my right leg.
- Okay.
Lat week, I literally couldn't walk.
I could not go from here to there
without the cane.
- And I went, "Oh, this is not good."
- Yeah.
The pain I've been feeling seems
to be getting in the way of my life.
And that is not something
that I can really tolerate
or have the patience for.
I have this big,
beautiful, fabulous life
and I have many kids and grandkids
that I want to share it with.
And all I want to do is fix the problem
and move on,
so I can live the best,
longest life possible.
I'll show you on your MRI.
From here to here, there's no cartilage.
Right? You've lost all the cartilage
in the center of your hip.
The cartilage wears away,
then there's bone left.
When the bones touch each other,
that's what hurts.
That's what arthritis is.
Like, when you say that's arthritis
And what is the cure for that?
DR. SNIBBE: Hip replacement.
- That's how to fix it.
- So, the arthritis goes away
Gone.
And the hip replacement
will last the rest of your life.
KRIS: Hearing the doctor say
that I need a hip replacement
is really scary for me.
It reminds me of somebody a lot older
than I feel on the inside.
And somebody who is going
to have challenges
for the rest of her life.
This is, like, serious.
How's the recovery? Can she walk?
You can walk immediately.
So, you'll start with a walker,
then you go to a cane
I know. I know.
(SNIBBE LAUGHS)
- Like, for real?
- Oh, my God, babe.
We'll make sure nobody films it.
Oh, they will love this one.
- Trust me.
- PRODUCER: I can't promise that.
I'm really nervous about
telling my kids.
Because I don't want them
to worry about me.
I know they're gonna be upset that
I have to go through a major surgery.
And it's just
It's hard on the family.
Yeah. I know.
But she's gonna be happy.
She'll be very happy.
If I was your sister,
what would you tell me to do?
Do it now,
and get it over with,
so you go live your life.
Yeah.
Okay.
- We got this.
- All right. We got this.
(SONG PLAYING)
When it gets hard to breathe
I gotta dig down deep
I gotta find release
Find that part of me
I won't ever let go
Let go
I have found my home
"In order to find your life path number,
take you birthday
"and reduce it down
to its numerical value."
Do I add 27 to the month?
Or do I add two plus seven?
What? Is this to figure out what
numerology number you are?
MJ: It's two plus seven.
So, it's Two plus seven is nine.
Plus six is 15.
What are you guys doing?
MJ: Numerology.
You know what? You could just google it.
That's what I'm doing.
Are you doing the surgery?
KRIS: I am.
The doctor saw my MRI results.
And he said, "You need a hip replacement
right away."
And I don't want to have this surgery
in five years
when I'm, you know, five years older.
And then you can't really heal as well.
You heal better when
you're younger, obviously.
- KIM: Yeah.
- So, it's just a
It's just a mind (BLEEP)
- Why?
- Why?
It's just you realize that
you don't have that much more time.
It's like suddenly
I can't do all the Things.
- So, you gotta fix it, so you can.
- KRIS: Right?
(VOICE BREAKING)
It's just like
My hip goes out, my knee is torn,
I have an eye infection,
- You're just getting older.
- I can't see.
I have the TV up too loud.
Corey says I can't hear.
I'm like You know, it's like
I feel like Humpty Dumpty.
KIM: It scares my mom
to get older for sure.
She's the type of person
that used to have
a jar of marbles.
And say each marble represents
the amount of Christmases
or summers she has left.
She'd be like, "There's only 20
marbles left." You know?
But it makes me really like
deeply sad
and just emotional to know
that she's so scared to get older.
I don't want to cry,
but you just feel like
I don't know. You just
You never really
talk about it too much to me,
but it's like you turn a corner,
and the corner you turn,
you have this new chapter, you know?
It messes with your head because
I've always felt
like I was 40 years old.
It's not about what
I'm going through physically,
it's what I'm going through
mentally and emotionally.
- Kind of like the change of life.
- Yeah.
She doesn't feel like her mental is
Is aligning with her body,
and that must be really frustrating.
It's the realization
that I'm getting older.
I'm sorry that you feel like this,
and no one's trying to
invalidate that at all.
But I also think,
the sooner you get it done,
hopefully, you're going
to then not feel like this
and get out of this headspace.
You also talk yourself
into a really dark place.
I see you do it all the time,
and how you talk to yourself
- is so (BLEEP) brutal.
- MJ: Exactly.
You do. You're really mean to yourself.
- KIM: You guys, she can have her moment.
- Yes.
But you've got to stop
with that mentality.
Or else you're always
going to be in that place.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, you're right.
I don't want to think
about my mom getting older.
I mean, it's sad. I don't know
what I'm going to do without her.
I just want her
to stay cold all the time,
so we prolong her life.
I tell her to not put her heater on.
I want her to stay in the cold.
In my head, it prolongs her life.
Like, if you lose a finger,
you throw it on ice
and you go to the hospital
and you sew it back on.
I'm just going to put my mom on ice.
You have to visualize yourself
as this really healthy, happy person.
- I want you to quit worrying about it.
- KRIS: Okay.
KIM: Are you emotional because
Kourtney is finally getting married?
(CHUCKLES) Oh, my God.
KHLOÉ: I get that she's upset
about getting older,
but listen, MJ is still here.
She's had cancer a couple times,
and she's trucking along.
We're good. We got this.
These women are fighters.
My mom's not going anywhere.
Since you're going in,
is there anything else you want to do?
- MJ: That's what I said.
- Well, yeah.
But I don't think they'll do it
at the same time.
I'd love to have my boobs redone.
I mean, who wouldn't?
Once you're in there,
have everyone line up.
- I will try.
- Just like a NASCAR car cockpit
or whatever it's called.
- Go ahead.
- Pit stop. A pit stop.
- A pit stop. What's a cockpit?
- The tires,
- the wheels.
- The cockpit is in the car.
Is that a thing?
No, there's no cockpit.
Yeah, the cockpit.
It's where the pilots sit on the plane.
(MJ SPEAKS)
And sometimes, a stewardess.
(ALL LAUGH)
Mom!
(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)
FAI: There it is.
KENDALL: It's pretty freaking cute.
FAI: Yeah.
This is so cool.
FAI: This is like a family home.
KENDALL: It is.
FAI: Like, with a couple of kids,
make it super cozy.
KENDALL: It's really cute.
From the outside, at least.
Fai and I are still looking for a house.
We haven't found anything
completely perfect yet.
- Hey.
- Hi.
FAI: What's up? How are you?
KENDALL: So, we're still looking.
We especially want our first project
to be just perfect.
So, we want to get it right.
So, what happened?
Uh, all right,
so this is completely gutted.
KENDALL: From what you told me, Fai,
gutted it and then,
I don't know anymore.
- FAI: Yeah.
- Right?
I mean, when I walk into a house,
my wheels just kind of start turning.
And I'm always like,
"I could do this or I would do that."
- Maybe do the kitchen here.
- But even taking this wall out.
Take this whole wall out.
Open it all up.
You could push this door back to here,
so that you get a little more space.
As a model, I still don't have much say
in anything creative, really.
That has brought me to wanting to start
this journey of like house flipping.
I think this will probably need six
- KENDALL: I'd say 6-12 months.
- 6-12 to do like, an amazing job.
I found that I really do
want to be my own boss
and have my own ideas and execute them.
I just feel like it's a new me.
FAI: It needs a lot of work.
It needs a lot,
but that's the fun part about it.
Like, this would be really fun.
For sure.
- Thank you so much.
- Yeah, you're welcome.
It's obviously just a really big start.
- It's ambitious.
- It's definitely very ambitious.
I also think we need to go to like,
smaller spots too.
I've learned so much more
than I ever knew
there was to learn about real estate.
You know, it's a lot. Emphasis on
"a lot," and then it's overwhelming.
Maybe something smaller.
You know?
- Starting point.
- Starting point.
KENDALL: I love that we're on
the same page about that, too.
(SONG PLAYING)
It's a feeling, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
KRIS: Oh. Okay.
Terrific.
So put those things away because
I'm going to give Martha a tour.
I'm just going to act really casual.
"Hi, Martha, what's up?"
She's gonna think I'm crazy.
(INHALES DEEPLY)
Hello there.
- MARTHA: Hi!
- How are you guys?
Guess who's coming over for lunch today?
Martha (BLEEP) Stewart.
Can you guys believe it?
I am probably
Martha Stewart's biggest fan
which is a little scary
for Martha, not for me.
- Hi.
- Look how cute you look.
- Hi, welcome.
- Oh, thank you.
- Hi, I'm Kevin.
- This is Kevin Sharkey.
- How are you?
- Hi. Hi, Kevin.
Khloé is going to be
so surprised that you're here.
- That's so good.
- Come on in.
Martha Stewart's coming for lunch today
because I am surprising Khloé
with a housewarming gift.
I want to buy her a peacock.
I just wanted to get Khloé's mind
off everything she's going through.
I brought you pictures
of my peacocks.
- Oh, my God.
- As I understand these are all in here.
I'm so excited.
When Khloé had her first house,
she had a peacock named Petey.
So, I heard that Martha Stewart
raised peacocks.
And I'm very, very excited
to talk to Martha about anything,
but especially peacocks.
So, this is living room.
- Then
- MARTHA: Oh, look, all the
- Oh, all the family photos.
- Oh, my gosh.
That's elevator, closet.
- Like a massage room, Corey's closet.
- And exit's there.
And this is my closet.
Oh, my gosh, it's so great.
A few Hermès bags.
- What a beautiful room.
- Isn't this a great room?
- Yes.
- My daughter Kendall loves this room.
- MARTHA: Oh, look at this. Wow.
- This is the glam room.
Every one of us
has this room at our house
because this is where
we spend all of our time.
MARTHA: I have to look
and see what I look like.
Look how pretty you look.
- Do I look nice in this nice light?
- Yeah, it's beautiful.
I have had the worst week
because I tore my labrum.
On my right side.
- Hip replacement.
- And they said, hip replacement.
I did that.
- You did?
- I did that 15 years ago.
- A hip replacement?
- Right here.
- Stop.
- Do it.
- Don't be afraid.
- I'm not. I'm just so scared.
Like, cry scared.
Like I'd start thinking about it
and I get, like, freaked out.
- But, um
- Don't be scared.
She looks so fabulous.
She gets around like nobody's business.
So, it makes me feel like
there's nothing to be afraid of.
You know what I mean?
All right.
Five minutes for Khloé, right?
Okay. Oh, that is gorgeous.
These are my beauties.
That's one of my blues.
- Look at this one.
- But they're loud, you said.
I love the noise. I talk to them myself.
(IMITATES SQUAWKING)
- Like that. Really loud though.
-(ALL LAUGH)
That's the noise I made
when I tore my labrum.
(LAUGHS)
We have to figure out how
to surprise Khloé when she walks in,
because I told Khloé
this was going to be
the chef's second day
and she had to come over
- for lunch today and taste the food.
- That's good.
- How about I say I'm the sous chef?
- I'll go, "Khloé, go meet the chef,"
- and you'll be standing there.
- Hi. (CHUCKLES)
She's going to die.
- Okay, that'll be fun.
- She's going to be so excited.
- Yeah? Okay, come on. Quick.
- That's good.
- Okay. Okay.
- Follow me. Okay.
- Oh, my God. Okay. In there.
- Is she on her way?
- MARTHA: Okay.
- She'll be here in two seconds.
That's security saying she just
(KNOCKING)
Oh. (BLEEP)
Here she is.
- Hi!
- Hi!
Come on in.
What's happening?
You look cute.
So look what the new chef did.
- Isn't this beautiful?
- Oh, my gosh.
Aren't those great?
I want you to meet her.
- You got to meet.
- Who?
My new chef.
- Her name is Hillary.
- Clinton?
(LAUGHING) No, I wish.
- You go in.
- Why?
What's really in there?
- Nothing.
- Okay.
KHLOÉ: Hi.
KRIS: This is Hillary.
Hi, I'm Khloé. Hi. Oh, my God.
Do you want any branzino
with your salad?
Oh, yeah, I love branzino.
- I'm just supposed to introduce myself?
- KRIS: Yes.
Oh, good, that sounds good.
Hi.
This is Hillary.
- Hi.
- Hey, I'm Khloé.
- Oh, my God!
-(ALL LAUGH)
- I'm the new sous chef.
- Honey,
- this is the new sous chef.
- Hi! I'm Khloé.
- Your sous chef.
- Nice to meet you.
- This is your surprise.
- My God, I didn't know what was in here
'cause she's a good pranker.
I just don't know
how Martha Stewart
is at my mom's house.
Like, what is happening?
What universe do we live in?
- Let's go sit down and have lunch.
- Okay.
- We look forward to lunch.
- Thank you for the surprise, Martha.
I love Martha Stewart.
I love entertaining,
I love organization,
I love animals, I love flowers,
I love all those things.
I also love that Martha is not a snitch,
and it's like my kind of gal.
MARTHA: I don't read
and watch all this stuff.
- So do you have a husband?
- KHLOÉ: I don't.
I don't. I just broke up with
my daughter's dad a little bit ago.
He had a baby with someone else
while we were together.
- That's not nice.
- Had to kick him out.
- That's not nice.
- That's not nice.
That is not nice.
- It was very naughty.
- For God's sake.
- He was a very naughty boy.
- KHLOÉ: Very naughty.
So,
one of the reasons why I started
reaching out to Martha
was because I had seen Martha
on The Ellen Show
and she was talking about her peacocks.
(CHUCKLES) Okay.
KRIS: So I remember Petey.
- And
- No, you didn't but go on.
- Oh, you did. Sorry. Okay.
- I did.
- It's my story.
- KHLOÉ: Got it.
- Let me listen.
- So, I want to buy you
for a housewarming gift, a peacock.
I have never said I wanted
a peacock before.
My daughter doesn't like dogs.
I'm working on a dog.
Do you think my daughter is gonna want
a life size bird chasing her around?
She won't even be around a puppy.
Absolutely not.
These are the peacocks.
- Did you eat your salad?
- You guys are serious.
- This is funny.
- And fish?
- Wow.
- See how pretty?
He's beautiful.
- You can show these to your daughter.
- Oh, my gosh. Thank you.
My mom's crazy.
You want a peacock,
but you don't really want a peacock,
so you're gonna make it
be on my property,
but when you've a dinner party,
you usher the peacock to your house.
I guarantee you.
KRIS: Come on, Martha.
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
- Got it.
- I love it.
KHLOÉ: It was nice meeting you.
KRIS: Oh, my God.
(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)
Life's a party
And I'm the music
I'm out to get it
I'm about to do this
Hands in the air
Stop and stare
I got the magic
Let's go get at it
I got that something
I got that something you've never seen
KRIS: Today,
we're shooting the cover of Variety,
which is really exciting
and we're doing it
because our new show
on Hulu is coming out.
- Hey, Khlo.
- Hi.
It's gonna be a really great piece.
- Fabulous.
- Thank you.
- Hi. I had it in my closet.
- You look good.
My hip surgery
is right around the corner,
so this Variety shoot
is a great distraction.
(SONG CONTINUES) I got that something
I got that something you've never seen
- Mom, we're starting.
- KRIS: Okay, let's do it.
MAN: Talent on set.
MAN 2: You guys
are gonna be talking to Elizabeth.
Hi. I'm Elizabeth.
I'll be doing the live video interview.
Nice to meet you guys.
MAN 3: Quiet on set, please.
WOMAN: Kardashians for Variety.
ELIZABETH: What have you learned
from each other
about how to be a good businesswoman?
I think we've learned a lot from Kim.
She paved the way in showing us how to
navigate social media.
- My mom's thing is
- You think it would be.
"Never take no for an answer."
And I think that's in us. In all of us.
If someone's telling you no,
you're asking the wrong person.
- Yep.
- KRIS: That's right. You go, Khloé.
What would be your advice
for women in business?
You have to do
what you're actually passionate about.
It's not easy
regardless of how it looks.
And I think people see things
because of social media,
that they think
just comes easy to people.
And, it doesn't.
Especially, if want something long-term.
So, you have to have that passion
and that desire and that will feed
you to keep going every single day
'cause if you love it,
you're always gonna want to nurture it.
And just continue.
I have the best advice
for women in business.
Get your (BLEEP) ass up and work.
Success is never easy.
If you put in the work,
you will see results.
ELIZABETH:
That brings up a good point.
I'm sure you're all
so sick of hearing this,
but you still see commentary,
which I think is ridiculous
when people say, "The Kardashians.
They're famous for being famous."
I think that has changed a lot over
the last few years, that perception.
We focus on the positive.
We work our asses off.
And lucky us.
We don't have to sing, dance, and do
- We get to live our lives.
- KOURTNEY: I think that all the time.
And hey, we made it.
KRIS: I don't know why
this question got started
about how much talent we have.
Would they ask Jeff Bezos that?
"Can you dance? Can you sing?"
Well, we have some amazing businesses
that became super successful.
And we enjoy being together as a family
and working on those companies.
And, that's our super power.
Not too shabby.
ELIZABETH: Beautiful. Thanks.
MAN: Cut.
Thank you so much.
Let's go over to our photoshoot.
MAN: Can you turn
a little bit this way?
- You like that?
- MAN: Yeah.
We love that.
(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)
Three, two, one
I bring the boom!
I bring the boom!
Yeah, I bring the boom!
Boom, boom, boom, boom
I bring the boom!
Boom, boom, boom, boom
I bring the boom!
- Wassup, beautiful. How are you doing?
- I'm good.
Where are you going? You look very nice.
I'm trying to take Khloé
to the peacock farm.
Oh, exciting.
And let her know I will help.
- With what?
- I don't know.
- Taking care of 'em.
- You gonna pick up peacock crap?
- I'm just being a team player.
- KHLOÉ: Hello?
KRIS: Oh, there she is. Hi!
KHLOÉ: Hi, you guys.
KRIS: You ready?
All right. We're out.
Okay. This will be interesting.
(CHUCKLES) Didn't think this through.
(LAUGHS) I need a ladder
to get into the car.
Ah, much better. Thanks, guys.
I need a ladder 'cause I couldn't get in
the car with my hip.
- Of course.
- Isn't that silly?
- No.
- This is what it's come to, Khloé.
I had to get a special toilet seat.
- How crazy.
- Yeah.
I'm buying walkers,
canes and toilet seats.
Mom, that's just temporary.
I went to the eye doctor
the other day to get an eye exam.
And he says,
"What you've got going on here
"is your eyelids on both eyes
-"are getting a bit heavy."
- Yeah.
I said,
"This is the best day of my life."
I said, "Are you trying to tell me
that I need my eyes done?"
And he goes, "Well, yeah."
- Nice.
- I think I'll see
if he can squeeze me in,
and then I can get ready for
Kourtney's wedding.
Nice. Yeah, you should do
all that before.
Right? Do you realize
that when Kim got married,
I had my little doot done.
- Yeah.
- It's like I'm always getting dolled up
for somebody's wedding.
- Every 10 years.
- I'm not mad at you. I love that.
Once a decade.
Kim is more than once a decade.
- Well, that's true.
- Yeah.
But you know what I mean.
It's kinda fun.
I'm excited.
Are you excited about the wedding?
I'm excited. I don't know anything.
She wants to do it herself
and that's great.
Oh, my God, I can't wait to see
how they kiss at the altar.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my gosh. They're gonna be so cute.
KRIS: My hip has been killing me
and I have my surgery coming up.
But I have so much to be grateful for.
Because I get to spend the whole day,
one-on-one with Khloé,
and my oldest daughter,
Kourtney is getting married.
Good morning, Martha. Exclamation point.
I wanted to show you
some pictures of Khloé's pantry.
Isn't it fabulous? Question mark.
Oh, my goodness.
What I just thought was interesting was
when Martha said,
"You have to get two peacocks."
and I was like, "They come in a pack?"
It's a tribe?
You know they make
high screeching noises every morning.
They're louder than roosters.
Did yours make a noise when you had it?
It wasn't my real peacock.
It was a peacock on your property.
That's a real peacock, honey.
- I got news for ya.
- You're not listening.
- Okay.
- It wasn't mine. I didn't buy it.
It was a wild peacock that would come in
and then they would fly away.
Well, have an open mind
till we get there.
Are you gonna clean up the shit?
Corey said he would.
Oh, look at the peacocks. Khloé.
Hi. How are you? I'm Kris.
Good. I'm Javier. Nice to meet you guys.
Hi, Javier.
(GASPS) These birds are incredible.
- KHLOÉ: Hi. How are you?
- This is Khloé.
Nice to see you. Oh, thank you.
- Wow, those are beautiful.
- KRIS: Aren't they gorgeous?
What kind of noises do they make?
They make a I really like the noise,
especially in the evenings.
- They make like a
-(IMITATES SQUAWK)
- Yeah, there you go.
-(IMITATES SQUAWK)
Can you make the noise?
If you come around,
you can see the original
- Pretend like you're a peacock.
- A peacock?
Make the biggest peacock
- noise you can make.
- Noise?
(IMITATES SQUAWKING)
- Like that.
-(IMITATES SQUAWK)
That's right.
- You did better than me.
- KHLOE: You did a great job.
Do you recommend
people when they wanna buy one
that they should buy more than one?
Actually, it'd be nice.
Maybe you can do a pair.
You can do a boy and a girl.
But then they'll have babies.
Yeah. I don't know
if you want that.
- Yeah.
- Bueno.
- I've been down that road with kids.
- Yeah.
You have one.
All of a sudden, you have six.
- Yeah.
- It's half a dozen.
Yeah. I get it.
You could go on your walks in the
morning and take your peacock with you.
- JAVIER: And then, he can
- Come on, Pat.
(SHRIEKS) Shit. Shit.
(LAUGHING) Khloé.
Khloé, you lost the peacock
on the first day.
It's in a tree.
- Are you okay?
- I'm so sorry.
- I feel so bad. I got scared.
- JAVIER: It's okay.
He doesn't like you, Khloé.
I'm so sorry.
I think I just
(BLEEP) lost his bird. My God.
Oh, my God.
Do you think he'll come back?
I lost a peacock.
But it wasn't really my fault.
- I'm so sorry.
- Na, you're okay. No worries.
(IMITATES SQUAWKING)
KHLOÉ: Oh, my God.
I'm so sorry I lost your bird.
I'm not getting
any of these animals.
You wanted this.
I've no idea where this came from.
Because I was trying
to think of something
No, you just wanted a reason
to have Martha Stewart over for lunch.
None of this made sense to me at all.
I've never once talked about
a big bird.
I don't like birds, in general.
- What do you like?
- Small, fluffy animals.
I love dogs. I love that baby goat.
I like a little miniature pony.
Little, fluffy things.
You think I want something
that's gonna peck me to death?
That thing's as big as (BLEEP) Corey.
We are clearly not ready
to get a peacock today.
I don't even think
they would let us take one home.
Thank you so much. Appreciate it.
Yeah, you better walk me out,
I'm gonna walk you guys.
- Sorry about the bird.
- Thank you.
- JAVIER: No worries. It's okay.
- Yeah, sorry.
Always, I do some dumb shit.
- Oh, here's your ladder.
- Oh, thank you.
KHLOÉ: I just wanna die.
I feel so bad I did that.
You didn't do that on purpose.
No. But that's like
his (BLEEP) exotic animal.
- KRIS: Where'd it go?
- It's up in the tree.
KRIS: No. It's gone.
(IMITATING SQUAWKING)
(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)
I got a taste
for the finer things in life
I play to win
I'm gonna take what's mine
Don't you mess around with me
- SCOTT: Kenny!
- Hey.
- Car Central up in here.
- What's shaking, big daddy?
- KENDALL: Thank you.
- You're welcome. How you doing?
KENDALL: I'm good.
Scott has been flipping homes
for some years.
I thought, "Why not ask someone
who's been doing this?"
And, to learn about
the name of the game a little bit, so
I more so want to flip.
I don't want to start
from scratch right now.
- So, you wanna refurb?
- Yeah.
The best line I could say, would be
"Grossest looking house
in the best area."
- Right. Exactly.
- You know that.
That is exactly what the baseline is.
Here's the only thing. Gotta remember.
You have to basically be your own
- general contractor.
- Yes.
Instead of letting somebody
- sub out everything
- Yeah.
and then tell you he did everything.
You could also pay to have a foreman.
- And it's well worth it.
- Yeah.
So, there's weird little areas,
but the fact that you love it
- is huge.
- I'm excited.
You know, you and I.
- You know we love just interiors
- Yep.
- Of course.
- homes.
When I redid my current house
four years ago or whatever it was,
I remember me and my mom talking
when I was doing it and she's like,
"Kendall, I see a sparkle in your eye.
"I feel like this is
what you want to do."
And I was like, "Yeah. I just don't
-"It doesn't make sense right now."
- Right. I'm a little busy
when I'm on a plane 99% of the time.
Yeah.
Obviously, it's gonna come
with challenges as
homes and building usually does,
but I still wanna do it.
And my top priority right now,
is the businesswoman side of me.
I feel very empowered by it.
We'll see if we can find
the right project.
But, it brings me joy,
so I'm excited, more than anything.
So, I know that we've done our extremes.
- We jumped out of an airplane together.
- Oh!
We've gone off-roading together.
We've done pretty crazy stuff together.
Yes.
- Would you go to space?
- No.
The only reason I say is 'cause
next week, Pete is going to space.
- Next week, he's going?
- Yeah.
No, I could not go to space.
You're not landing
in Mars and having lunch.
I understand. I don't know,
with the type of anxiety
that I suffer from,
I could barely fly
in a plane at this point.
- Right.
- I don't like flying, in general.
Sitting in a rocket, like this.
- Straight up.
- And then, shooting off.
- I don't know if that's my vibe.
- At the gyno, like,
"I'm here to check my vag
because I'm going
-"straight to space."
- I don't know if I could.
I wish I had the balls to go to space.
I think I would vomit.
I also love oxygen.
I just took a deep breath
and I was like, I don't know
that I could do that so nicely up there.
You know, I really love Earth.
I love her.
She's dope.
- It's too much.
- It's too much for me.
Like I'm happy here.
You know what I mean?
- Like, I'm cool being right here.
- Yeah.
(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)
Everybody, go hard
All right
Everybody, go hard
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Everybody, go hard
All right
Yeah, we're about to pop off
- Hi.
- KRIS: Hi, honey. How are you doing?
I don't know.
I'm assuming you saw all of
the backlash on the Variety interview.
KRIS: Yeah, I just wanted to see
where your head's at right now.
KIM: I'm, like, mortified.
I don't know what to do because I
Obviously, it's all my fault
- because You know?
- It's not your fault, sweetie.
People misunderstood
where you were coming from.
Thank you.
I love you, and I appreciate that.
Just recently, I got a lot of backlash
for my Variety article.
Kim Kardashian has sparked
outrage among some people
after offering women career advice
during a recent interview
with Variety magazine.
Here's what she said.
I have the best advice
for women in business.
Get your (BLEEP) ass up and work.
When I made that statement,
it wasn't a blanket statement
towards all women.
Like, as if I didn't think women work
hard or respect the work that they do,
because I see it every single day.
The most important people
in my life that have shaped my life
and shaped my career
and helped me get to where I am today,
all are women.
So, I hate it that
that got misunderstood.
And for that, I'm so sorry.
I mean, maybe I should make a statement
and clarify what I meant,
before it gets worse.
KRIS: Okay, well, let's sleep on it
and decide if you want to respond.
KIM: Okay.
KRIS: I love you.
- KIM: Bye. Love you.
- Bye, honey.
- How do you feel? You seem very
- Tense?
- Yeah.
- I just feel there's so much going on.
- What can I help you with?
- Nothing. It's like
- KHLOÉ: It never ends.
- Never ends. Will it end?
No. It won't end until
I don't even want to say, until we end.
It will never end, babe.
But guess what?
We're built for this.
- I don't know if I am anymore.
- You are. Mind over matter.
You got this.
It's all noise. None of it's real.
(SONG PLAYING)
Push to the limit
Yeah, everything I do, I'm in it
Yeah, push to the limit
Yeah, get it, get it, get it
(CAMERAS CLICKING)
KIM: There's paparazzi.
We have to go outside?
Can you just cover us?
Have someone walk right behind me,
stay right there.
- Yeah?
-(CAMERAS CLICKING)
MAN: How are you, Kim?
KIM: Thank you.
Hi, redhead. You blend in with the
- Who the (BLEEP) knew this was here?
- The seats, just so nice.
Ooh, what are you drinking?
- Is there a fruity one?
- KENDALL: This is fruity.
- Kendall
- Can I try it before? I don't
KHLOÉ: You're so beautiful.
Who knew that about you?
(ALL CHUCKLE)
KHLOÉ: Like, what is this place?
It's beautiful.
Vegetables from one of
our farm to table purveyors.
KIM: Amazing.
- There you are.
- Thank you.
- Thank you so much.
- You're very welcome.
KENDALL:
I'm going for those cucumber, guys.
I have, like an addiction
to cucumbers these days.
- I don't know
- KHLOÉ: It's not an addiction.
Full addiction.
Wow, it's a good addiction to have
if you're going to have one.
KENDALL: Are you excited
that Pete's going to space?
- What do you mean?
- KIM: The flight got moved
to a different date, so there's, like,
scheduling conflicts with his movie.
So Pete Davidson is not
going to space after all,
at least not during
Blue Origin's next trip.
Davidson is no longer
able to make the trip.
Blue Origin says it's going to be
naming his replacement soon.
It sucks. I'm sure there's nothing more
than Pete would love
to get off of this planet right now,
and would love to go to space
to get away from everyone.
I mean, we're just filming
our real lives.
Sometimes it's not the perfect ending.
So, I don't know.
Whatever is meant to be will be.
I just feel bad
of how to say "no".
You know what I mean?
- Everything happens for a reason.
- KENDALL: Well, I'm sorry.
KIM: I feel bad for him.
I just I'm usually so
together, and I'm just been
Yeah, you're really
not together right now.
- I'm together. I'm just
- KHLOÉ: Good girl.
tested. There's been so much going
on because of that Variety interview.
And it's like I said what I said about
people working. Do I believe in that?
Yes. I believe that you have
to work hard in order to do that.
But I was just so blindsided
by how angry people got.
Do I believe in that?
Yes. I believe that you have
to work hard in order to do that.
But enough people were triggered.
So I want to be responsible
and understand
why people feel the way that they do.
And I do understand.
KHLOÉ: I know you understand.
KIM: That like a lot of people
weren't given
the same opportunities as us.
Of course, we've had crazy, great
opportunities, but also you did work.
No matter
what her answer would have been,
people would crucify her regardless
because they're always going to say,
"Well, what do you know?
"You were born
with a silver spoon in your mouth."
But it's frustrating when the world
doesn't want to see you for who you are,
and they want to always
make whatever you say
a personal attack, and you don't have
empathy or compassion for other people.
So, it's the right message.
The wrong messenger.
But I also feel like
if people understood
that like, yeah, we grew up privileged,
- but people don't know the story of
- KENDALL: Yeah.
your dad and mom having
to sell their house in Hidden Hills,
because they couldn't afford it,
and they had to move to an apartment.
And Mom really started her career
and making money at 50.
So it's like growing up
and seeing her hustle
and seeing her get up
every day with all these kids,
six of hers,
that she had to take care of.
I saw her work her ass off and
figure it out, get her agent's license,
get her manager license
to figure out how to represent your dad,
and that really inspired me to work.
I think people would assume
that I got everything handed to me,
being on a TV show.
But being on a reality show,
let alone a reality show girl
with a sex tape, does not open doors,
and so I always felt like
I had to work extra hard and harder
to be taken seriously
and for people to forget about my past.
KENDALL: It's gotten
completely out of control,
all the like false narratives
that people believe in.
- And it's exhausting, like
- It's exhausting.
Today, I'm just exhausted.
- Yeah.
- And then it goes into the whole
situation that you're dealing with,
like someone that was close
Oh, Kanye posted
"I can't see the kids".
And I'm like, "You were here this
morning. Stop with this narrative."
- That's what I'm saying.
- I can't take it anymore.
But I don't want to go
back and forth on the Internet.
It's all gaslighting.
- All of it is whatever narrative
- Common theme.
- everyone wants to believe.
- Common theme.
We should buy them
all lighters for Christmas,
and say, "'Cause you gaslight everyone."
And buy the oil.
- Like the old thing.
- The thing.
It's actually going to be
my Christmas gift.
I have a whole list to give it to.
I'll send the lighter,
you send the lamp.
- Okay. (CHUCKLES)
-(CHUCKLES)
- Hi. Good morning.
- Hi.
KRIS: You guys are up bright and early.
WOMAN: Bright and early?
KRIS: Bright and early.
- Hi. Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
(KRIS LAUGHS)
Just make sure.
- Hi. How are you? Nice to see you.
- Hi. Nice to see you.
- Hi, I'm Jason Snibbe.
- Hi, I'm Kim.
- Nice to meet you. How are you?
- Nice to meet you. I'm good.
- Hi.
- KRIS: There he is. The man of the hour.
- How are you. Nice to see you.
- Nice to see you.
I typically have a tradition
where I threaten the doctors
working on my family members
with their lives. So
DR. SNIBBE: Okay, that's fine. (LAUGHS)
I'll treat her like she's my own mom.
- She has to wake up.
- She will. She will.
Going under always
makes me feel nervous, in general.
It's a big, major surgery,
and I'm so blessed
to have Kim by my side, always.
- Good. See you soon. Okay?
- Okay.
- All right. Good. See you soon.
- Thanks.
- Yeah. You're welcome.
- Thank you.
She's always making me feel
like she's got my back,
she's there to protect me,
and that she's in charge.
And for that, I love you, Kim.
Ready?
- MAN: Yeah. What do you think? Yeah?
- Yeah.
You'll be just nice and comfortable.
KIM: Okay.
SHMIDT: Okay?
- Can I give you something? Yeah?
- Yeah.
- Okay. So
- KIM: The best part
- Okay.
- KRIS: Kim's always asking that.
- KIM: Can you give me something, too?
- Yeah.
- KRIS: I'm so not good.
- You're going to do perfect.
You're going to come home
and run and babysit all my kids.
You did your face. This is nothing.
Anything here below, you got it.
Do you remember who I am?
Yeah.
Pajama party.
Pajama, um
(LAUGHS) Okay.
Pajama party for Christmas.
My thoughts exactly at a time like this.
(KIM CHUCKLES)
Good luck. Love you.
- You're doing okay?
- KRIS: Yeah.
SHMIDT: I'll tell you
what's gonna happen. No surprises.
Just be nice and comfortable. Okay?
KIM: Next on The Kardashians
It's always scary going into surgery.
(MACHINE WHIRS)
KIM: Don't be nervous.
COREY: I'm not nervous.
KENDALL: I have to go to Vegas for 818
on Saturday.
- So why don't you just come?
-(BLEEP) popping.
Party, plane, postpartum.
We need to get away.
We've had a very stressful a few weeks.
I've just been in a funk recently,
and it's hard for me
to get out of that funk.
We're in Miami, bitch.
Kimberly, I will (BLEEP)
- I am editing.
- KHLOÉ: (BLEEP) your tits in a second.
Bitch, you'll thank me later.
KHLOÉ: Get your (BLEEP) ass up.
I am going to party like it's 2009
and I am taking Miami back.
REPORTER: Kourtney Kardashian
and Travis Barker are married.
REPORTER 2:
The lovebirds got hitched in Sin City.
Well, guess what?
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(WOMAN VOCALIZING)
You better watch out
Watch out
You better watch out
Watch out for me
You better watch out
Watch out
You better watch out for me
(GIGGLES)
Get out of here.
- You got to get out of here, girl.
-(GIGGLES)
Honey, you got to move over.
I'm gonna do my
No, not closer. That way.
You want to take up
No, all the way out of the camera?
I am so excited.
PRODUCER: Nope, nope.
(CREW LAUGHING)
We're so close.
- Okay, last one.
- No, no. I want to be
I know, but we can't do
a joint interview.
- Why?
- All right, guys. Hi.
It's me and North.
And we're here to
She's here to tell you
how much she loves me.
(LAUGHING)
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