Trolls: The Beat Goes On! (2018) s02e04 Episode Script

1 [POPPY.]
Put your hair up in the air Live it up Every day you wake up singing Turn it up The party's just beginning All together you and me Hair in the air, we're a family We got everything we need Hair in the air 'Cause we're proud to be Celebrating who we are Yeah, we made it through the dark Harmony is everywhere Put your hair up in the air Ah, ah, ah, ah Put your hair up in the air Once upon a time, there was a little troll that lived in a big village, and Morning, Guy, Cooper, Smidge.
You guys trying to hug a cloud again? Oh, please.
Been there, hugged that.
We're on a bold new quest.
To hug the sun! So, want to join us, Biggie? Load faster! Oh, I don't know.
Sounds a bit risky for my taste.
[GROANS.]
Again.
Whenever we invite you to have the slightest bit of fun, you always say that.
No, I don't.
Hey, Biggie, want to join us? We're loitering.
Ooh, sounds a bit risky for my taste.
Hey, Biggie, want a sandwich? It's chunky peanut butter.
Ooh, sounds a bit risky for my taste.
Hey, Biggie, want to match outfits with us? We're mixing stripes and plaid.
[SHRIEKING.]
See, occasionally I just panic and run away.
Oh, come on.
Sometimes you got to take a risk if you want to have some fun.
Oh, my Guh, I'm flying! Yay! - [WIND WHISTLES.]
- [YELPS, GRUNTS.]
Oh, my Guh.
I'm stuck! - [BOTH GASP.]
- [BRANCH.]
Don't worry.
[GRUNTS.]
I got this! [WHIRRING, BEEPING.]
[BEEP, POP.]
[SMIDGE YELPING.]
You have really nice eyes.
[SCREAMING.]
[BEEP.]
[SMIDGE GRUNTS.]
- That - Was Amazing! I'm speechless! See how speechless I am? Speechless.
Speechless.
Speechless! Meh.
I do what I can.
Not you.
Gary.
We had no idea he could do so much fun stuff.
Oh.
Yeah, Gary controls all kinds of awesome safety gizmos I hid throughout town.
[OVEN BELL DINGS.]
And he makes brownies.
Ooh! [WHIRRING.]
Uh-uh-uh.
Gary's not a toy.
He should only be used in emergencies and only by me.
Plus, I need to get him home before I head to Bergentown for the day.
Gristle's throwing a wedding for his alligator.
Some people are so weird about their pets, eh, Gar? Aww.
It was fun at first sight and then Branch took it away forever.
Not necessarily.
Not if we borrow Gary and take him for a little joyride.
- Who's in? - [BOTH.]
Yeah! Oh, bad idea, guys.
You know how protective Branch is about Gary.
One glitterade for me and one for Gary? [GASPS.]
[YELPS.]
I only took my eyes off him for a second! - Gary? - [BOTH YELL.]
[CLATTERING.]
Gary! - [GRUNTS.]
- [YELPS.]
Did you take him? Did you? - Where is he? - [GARY BEEPS.]
Wait.
It's okay, everyone.
He was exactly where I left him.
[SIGHS.]
Parenthood.
- Am I right? - [ALL GRUMBLE.]
Oh, we'll have him back long before Branch gets home.
You know how long alligator weddings take.
Besides, aren't you curious about those buttons? Huh, huh? Uh, maybe I should just get back to Mr.
Dinkles.
His new babysitter is, um - I'll take that as a yes! - Ah! [UPBEAT MUSIC.]
Branch, what's taking you so long? We're gonna be late.
Sorry, just finishing wrapping their wedding present.
[CHAIN CLINKS.]
You're giving them nunchucks? What, you got them the same thing? Come on.
I'll explain on the way why your gift is so wildly inappropriate.
[CREAKING.]
We're in.
[MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC.]
I don't know, guys.
Are you sure this is worth the risk? [CHORUS VOCALIZING.]
[ALL GASP.]
I got to see a dentist about that.
- [GUY.]
Hmm? - [SMIDGE.]
Huh? Time to find out what all these buttons do! Everyone ready for life to take a turn for the epic? - [BOTH.]
Yeah! - No.
- Majority wins! - [BEEP.]
[LAUGHTER AND CHEERS.]
- Ah, tree! - [YELLS AND CHEERS.]
Don't worry.
- I think it's this button! - [BEEP.]
[LAUGHTER AND GRUNTS.]
[CHEERS AND LAUGHTER.]
[BIGGIE CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY.]
Whoo-hoo! [ALL SHRIEKING.]
- I'm on it! - [BEEP.]
- [WHIR, FLAMES ROAR.]
- [ALL SHRIEKING.]
- Whoopsie-daisy.
- [BEEP.]
[MECHANICAL WHIRRING.]
[ALL GRUNT.]
Everyone still alive? Still alive? I feel like I'm alive for the first time! [ALL LAUGH AND CHEER.]
- [GARY BEEPS.]
- [BIGGIE.]
Mm? [ALL CHEERING.]
[BUTTON BUZZES.]
[BRANCH'S VOICE.]
Motion detector laser grid engaged.
- Hmm? - Mm-hmm.
[SMIDGE.]
Hmm? - Ha! - [LASERS HUMMING.]
[ALL HOOTING AND GIGGLING.]
[GIGGLING.]
[BUTTON BEEPS.]
[BRANCH'S VOICE.]
Safety bubbles deployed.
[ALL GRUNT.]
[ALL LAUGHING.]
[BELLS DINGING, ALL SHRIEKING AND LAUGHING.]
[DINGING CONTINUES, ALL GRUNTING.]
[ALL LAUGHING.]
[BRANCH'S VOICE.]
Cloud Guy defense system initiated.
[MECHANICAL WHIRRING.]
- [ALL SCREAMING.]
- We're defying the laws of physics! [BRANCH'S VOICE.]
Super cool smashy thing - Smashing.
- [MECHANICAL WHIRRING.]
[SQUELCHING.]
[ALL CHEERING.]
[WATCHES CHIME.]
Hug time! [ALL.]
Mmm.
Wait.
Another hug time? That's the fifth one since we took Gary.
We should be getting him back.
Relax.
Branch said he'll be gone all day.
Besides, there's still one more button to push.
[BRANCH'S VOICE.]
Break glass only in extreme emergency, because this button is the most extreme.
Come on, Biggie.
It's the most extreme! That's gonna be so much better than regular extreme.
[TAPPING.]
I'm sure we have time for one more.
Gary, I'm home early.
You won't believe this.
The alligator's bride left him at the altar.
So guess who gets to keep these sweet nunchucks.
[WHOOSHING, THUNK.]
For the last time, Branch, stop spinning those things.
Branch? Huh? Gary? Gary? [GASPS.]
Gary? Gary! You want to do the honors, Biggie? Ooh, jagged glass.
I'm not sure I'm ready for that much risk.
Okay, then! - Ready? - Ready.
- Ready.
- Wait! My butt itches.
Ready.
[BUZZER BLARES.]
[BRANCH'S VOICE.]
Emergency escape cart engaged.
- [EXHAUST PIPES RUMBLE.]
- [ALL YELLING.]
- [BIGGIE LAUGHS.]
- [COOPER.]
Make way! [ALL SCREAM.]
[ALL LAUGHING AND CHEERING.]
[ENERGETIC MUSIC.]
[ALL YELPING AND LAUGHING.]
[ALL SCREAMING.]
[ALL YELPING.]
[YELPING.]
Cooper, are you okay? Never better.
Why do you ask? [ALL SCREAMING.]
[ALL.]
Hi, Bridget! - [ALL GRUNT.]
- [BIGGIE YELPS, SIGHS.]
Oh, my Gary.
I never knew I could fun like this before! I know.
I can't stop smiling! Seriously, I think I'm stuck this way.
- Still worth it! - Indeed! Can you believe I almost skipped all this just 'cause I was so afraid of Branch finding out that - [BRANCH.]
My remote control was taken! - [BLOODHOUND BUGS BARKING.]
[BLOODHOUND BUGS SNIFFING.]
[GASPS.]
[YELPS.]
Oh.
Despite the look on my face, know that I'm terrified, too.
Branch, calm down! You probably just misplaced Gary somewhere.
No, someone took him.
Was it you? That puffalo couldn't take Gary.
It doesn't have thumbs! [DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
Yeah, he's clean.
But I've got my eye on you.
- [YELLS.]
- [THUD.]
Branch, you know I'm here to help, but don't you think you're going a little overboard with this search? No.
If anything, I'm going underboard.
Underboard? That's not a thing.
- Oh, it's a thing.
- [BLOODHOUND BUGS SNIFFING.]
All right, boys, here's Gary's scent again.
[BLOODHOUND BUGS SNIFFING.]
- [BLOODHOUND BUGS BARK, WHIP CRACKS.]
- [GASPS.]
They've got the trail.
We got to get Gary back to the bunker without getting caught.
I can slow down those bloodhound bugs.
Double fingers.
Do it.
- [BRANCH.]
They're over here! - [WHOOSH.]
[COUGHING.]
[BLOODHOUND BUGS BARKING.]
This way! No, wait! Over here? [SMIDGE.]
Right.
No, left.
No, no, right.
Left.
Right.
Left! [SHOUTS DIRECTIONS INDISTINCTLY.]
Right! It's like they're coming from all directions! There's no escape! Game over, Trolls.
Game over! Biggie was right.
We never should've done any of this! No, guys.
I was wrong.
I took a risk today and had the time of my life.
Getting out of this just means taking a few more.
[HEROIC MUSIC.]
You are my hero.
[UPBEAT MUSIC.]
[BEEP.]
- Give me back my son! - [ALL GASP.]
Uh, what he means is, have you guys seen Gary? Uh, nope.
[BEEP.]
[BLOODHOUND BUGS BARKING.]
That is one brave Troll.
[BOTH.]
Mm-hmm.
[PANTING.]
Uh um.
[SCREAMS.]
[BEEP.]
[PLOP.]
[SCREECH.]
[BEEP.]
- [BARKS.]
- Aww! - [BLOODHOUND BUGS BARKING.]
- Hmm? [GASPS.]
- [PANTING.]
- [BEEP.]
[GRUNTS.]
[BLOODHOUND BUGS BARKING.]
[BLOODHOUND BUGS BARKING.]
[BLOODHOUND BUGS SNIFFING.]
Gary? [GASPS.]
Sweet, beautiful Gary! Huh.
Looks like he was here the whole time.
You don't say.
[CHUCKLES.]
Parenthood, am I right? [SIGHS.]
[WHIRRING.]
I'm proud of you, buddy.
I didn't know you had that in you.
[BIGGIE.]
I do now.
From this day on, I'm all about taking risks.
[SMIDGE.]
In that case [ROARING.]
Want to join me for a little joyride? [ALL SCREAMING.]
Oh, my Guh.
They'll be back.
Giddyup, Mama! [ALL SCREAMING.]
[CREATURES HOOTING AND CHATTERING.]
[BRANCH.]
And next on our safari, we come to Misty Meadows.
- [ALL.]
Ooh! - Whoa! [BRANCH.]
Here, you'll witness the forest's broad diversity.
On our right, you'll see a pair of striped dopplings.
[ALL EXCLAIMING AND COOING.]
Good.
Show me your wild side.
Now do it like you're keeping a secret.
Powerful.
Keep it real, but be silly.
Now ferocious.
You're an animal! - Wait, wait, wait.
- [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING.]
Sorry, this isn't working.
Yeah, stripes are out, man.
[SNAPPING.]
[SNORTS.]
[BRAYING LAUGHTER.]
[LAUGHTER CONTINUES.]
What's that for, DJ? Sampling sounds for an experimental album I'm working on.
[CACOPHONOUS ANIMAL NOISES.]
[ALL GROAN.]
- [CACOPHONOUS ANIMAL NOISES STOP.]
- Eh, it's a work in progress! [BRANCH.]
Looks like our doppling has found some purfles, a rare delicacy exclusive to Misty Meadows.
Delicacy? Exclusive? [MOANS.]
[GULPS.]
- Guy, did you just eat one? - [GASPS.]
I told you we're not supposed to disrupt the habitat.
Plus, they cause massive indigestion.
Branch.
[SCOFFS.]
- I swear, I didn't eat - [STOMACH GRUMBLING.]
[GROANS.]
[GRUNTS, FARTS, CHUCKLES.]
[STOMACH GRUMBLING.]
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY.]
[GRUNTS, FARTS.]
[STOMACH GRUMBLING.]
Glitter farts my greatest gift and my greatest curse.
Come on, guys, we promised Branch that we would keep our hands to ourselves.
Yes, that's right.
'Cause when we interfere with nature we know nothing about, we risk destabilizing it.
- [BRAKES SCREECH.]
- Understood? - Kitties! - [SWAMPKINS MEOWING.]
- [ALL GASP.]
- [GUY.]
Must pet them! [ALL LAUGH.]
- [SWAMPKINS MEOWING.]
- [ALL GASP.]
[SWAMPKINS MEOWING.]
[GENTLE MUSIC.]
They're living in squalor.
It's so sad Dorable.
We got to give them a good home, don't we, Poppy? - Well - Poppy, no.
My wilderness guide is very clear.
This is where the swampkins belong.
We have to leave them alone.
Leave them alone? [FLIES BUZZING.]
[MEOWS.]
[GASPS.]
[MEOWS.]
[WHIMPERS.]
Gah! I don't care what the guide says! I won't stand by while swampkins starve in a muddy pit like Branch wants them to! I never said I vow, from this day forward, they'll have a good home, our home! Everyone, grab some to take back to your pods.
[ALL GIGGLING AND CHEERING.]
Aww, I can feel my heart bubbling inside me.
[STOMACH GRUMBLES, FARTS.]
Nope, not my heart.
[UPBEAT MUSIC.]
[SWAMPKINS MEOWING.]
[POPPY.]
Aww! So cute.
Horrifying.
Poppy, you're toying with forces of nature you can't possibly understand.
Do you even realize the ramifications of your actions? Not really.
Why don't you tell me? Well, this thing isn't super organized, but, trust me, it's a long list of Eco-disasters.
Such as? Do you I But [GRUMBLES.]
You're so annoying.
You know you like it.
- [SWAMPKIN MEOWS.]
- Aww.
I've got to scrapbook this.
Careful there.
Don't want to step on you cuties.
Whoop.
[GRUNTS.]
Oh.
Okay.
[GRUNTS, LIGHT CHUCKLE.]
Getting [GRUNTS.]
kind of hard to walk here.
[GRUNTS.]
Just trying to chronicle cuteness! [BOOKS THUDDING.]
Okay, fine, no scrapbooking.
Ah, you little heart-melters.
- [SWAMPKINS MEOWING IN UNISON.]
- [CHUCKLES.]
You know, after a while, that cute meow starts to sound kind of shrill.
[SWAMPKINS MEOWING.]
What? Do you want water? A ball? A scratch? A bathroom? Wardrobe change? [GROWLS.]
What? What do you want? - [SWAMPKINS MEOWING.]
- That's it! You are going for a walk till this is out of your system! Well? [GRUNTING.]
[PANTS.]
You guys worn out yet? [GRUNTING.]
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! [SCREAMS.]
[SWAMPKINS MEOWING.]
[SCREAMING.]
[GASPS.]
What am I doing wrong? How is everyone making this work except me? [SATIN.]
Poppy! The swampkins must go back.
[SIGHS.]
But, guys, we can't send them back to that swamp.
I vowed to give them a good home, remember? Unless [UPBEAT MUSIC.]
You know, Gary, whenever Poppy does something that drives me nuts, nothing calms me down quite like bird watching.
- [BIRD CAWING.]
- There's one now.
I'm watching you, bird.
- [POPPY.]
Okay, little ones.
- Huh? Who's ready to see their new home? Poppy, what are you doing? Oh, hey, Branch.
How are you? Feeling open-minded? Not especially, no.
Uh, well, then you probably don't want to hear how we moved the swampkins out of Troll Village.
Oh! That's great.
About time.
And gave their habitat a makeover.
You what? Oh, well, at least it doesn't look like you changed much.
No, it doesn't, 'cause that's the "before" picture.
[UPBEAT MUSIC.]
You didn't! [SWAMPKINS MEOWING.]
[SWAMPKINS MEOWING.]
- [BOTH GRUNT.]
- Poppy, this is a catastrophe! The guide says I already know what the guide says, Branch, that I interfered with nature again.
But so what? All the swampkins are doing great.
[WATER BUBBLING.]
[GASPS.]
- [GROSSUM CHITTERS.]
- And look! Even some of their neighbors came by to play.
[CHITTERING.]
Hey, little guys, aren't you so cute? [TING.]
- [GROSSUMS SNARLING.]
- [BOTH WHIMPERING.]
Those are grossums.
They prey on swampkins.
"Grossums have bad eyesight, "so swampkins stay safe by blending "in with their muddy habitats.
" Unless an overzealous, pink-haired Troll decides to shine a giant light on them despite her wise and handsome friend's repeated warnings! You're so annoying! You know you like it! - [GROSSUMS SNARL.]
- [BOTH SCREAM.]
Flee, swampkins! Flee! [GRUNTS.]
[DRAMATIC ELECTRONIC MUSIC.]
[SCREECHING.]
[GROSSUMS SNIFFING, SNARL.]
[GASPS.]
Look! They don't like the lazy river.
Ha! "Fact grossums can't swim, so the swampkins build moats for protection.
" The swampkins are saved! [LAUGHING.]
[CRYING.]
[WAILING.]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
Protect the swampkins! Form a hair-icade! [SWAMPKINS MEWLING.]
Ha! Nice work, gang! They're retreating! Yeah! Or they're doing their buzz saw attack.
[SAWS BUZZING.]
[BRANCH.]
I'm guessing the latter! Ah! Guys, if we all die, I just want to say could you scream into the microphone for my album? [SAWS BUZZING.]
- [SCREAMS.]
- [SAWS BUZZING.]
Okay, Branch, I admit it.
I got us into this by interfering with nature.
But is there anything in your guide that can help us get out of this mess? Hello? Oh.
Sorry.
It's so rare you admit you're wrong.
Branch! Right, okay.
Um [GASPS.]
Yes! It says grossums can be tamed by music! [GASPS.]
Perfect! DJ, drop a beat! [SOOTHING STEEL DRUM MUSIC.]
[BUZZING STOPS.]
[GROSSUMS CHITTERING.]
Don't you know that it feels real good When you let your anger out Like you should? Just sing and shout And dance it out Don't let all of that frustration Get in the way of good vibrations Just sing and shout And dance it out [GROSSUMS SNARL.]
Uh, they don't seem to like the island sound.
Does it say what kind of music they do like? Hmm.
On this, the guide is silent.
Fantastic.
Okay, guys, this is gonna take a little trial and error.
Watch me for the changes and try to keep up.
When you want to just crush someone Instead shake your bodies And have some fun Yeah, twist and shout Go on and dance it out Let me try.
Yeah, you want to kill, Oh, yeah, you want to maim Wanna know what? I feel just the same A good hoedown So just dance it out [SATIN AND CHENILLE.]
We got this.
Just throw your hands in the air Wave 'em like you don't care When you get that funny feeling Like impending warfare Just hit the ground And dance it out [GUY.]
Ooh! My turn.
Ooh-ooh-whee I feel it deep inside my body, eh, eh Body, eh, eh Ooh-ooh-whee DJ, go on, play that music loud So I can dance it out Don't you know that it feels real good When you let your anger out Like you should? Just sing and shout And dance it out Don't let all that frustration Get in the way of good vibrations Just sing and shout And dance it out Dance it out! [LAUGHS.]
Okay, they want to kill me.
Zydeco music just whips them into a bloodthirsty frenzy.
And I don't blame you, grossums! [LAUGHS.]
So twangy.
[MEOWS.]
[SNARLING AND CHOMPING.]
It's now or never! We have to do something! Do what? We've practically tried every kind of music there is.
[GASPS.]
Not every kind.
DJ, hit me with that sweet cacophony! [CACOPHONOUS ANIMAL NOISES.]
[CHITTERING.]
Ha ha, it's working! Crank it up! [CACOPHONOUS ANIMAL NOISES BLARING.]
[TAILS WHIR.]
- Think they'll find their way back? - Doubt it.
- Like the guide said, bad eyesight.
- [CHITTERS.]
Well, we put it back to normal.
[SWAMPKINS MEOWING.]
Yeah, but they're still looking at us like the sun has died and it's our fault.
What gives? Maybe that's their happy face? - Uh - Maybe.
[SIGHS.]
I don't know.
Sometimes I don't get Mother Nature at all, which is when it's better to leave her alone.
- [PURRING.]
- [CHIRPING.]
[ALL.]
Aww.
And that's when something really adorable can happen.
[ROARS, CHOMP.]
[ALL SCREAM.]
[SOOTHING STEEL DRUM MUSIC.]
Don't you know that it feels real good When you let your anger out Like you should? Just sing and shout And dance it out Don't let all of that frustration Get in the way of good vibrations Just sing and shout And dance it out When you want to just crush someone Instead, shake your bodies And have some fun Yeah, twist and shout Go on and dance it out