Turbo FAST (2013) s02e04 Episode Script
The Dissapearing Act - The Sting of Injustice
1 [engine revvs.]
- # Whoa! - Woo! # Those snails are fast - # Turbo - F-A-S-T # That's the team you'll never beat Turbo, he got super speed Whiplash, he jets to the lead Skidmark, propeller flow Chet's safe, he'll take it slow Smoove Move with them speakers, baby Burn burnin' that fire crazy White Shadow, big with no fear Now you know the team is here There they go, gone in a flash - # Those snails are fast - Turbo # - # Those snails are fast - Whoa! # - # Those snails are fast - Whoa! # Those snails are fast, fast, fast, fast, fast - # Turbo - Woo! # Alimagoo! Gah.
Stupid not having fingers.
I'm ready to go when you are.
- Huh? - Oh, hey, Burn.
Glad you're here.
Can I borrow the sidecar? Chet and I are going to the Manor of Magic tonight.
Uh, no.
Chet and I are going to the Manor of Magic.
Right, Boo? Uhhhh It happened! I finally got invited to the Manor of Magic! - Cool.
Can I come? - Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! You are the greatest thing to ever happen to me.
[loud kiss.]
Well, that's, uh, a little more enthusiasm than I expected but, uh, I'm stoked to go with you, too, brother! I did it! I got invited to the biggest magic show of the year! That's great, Boo.
I'm gonna assume you're taking me because I'm your girlfriend.
Act excited if you agree.
[Chet giggles.]
Uhhhh Don't tell me you're breaking plans with me, your only brother, to spend more time with your girlfriend again! Of course not.
Oh! So you're breaking plans with your only girlfriend, to spend more time with your same old brother again? I'm sensing "no" is the correct answer.
You got Chet the last two weekends.
He's taking me tonight.
Well, he missed my bubble-blowing practice to go to your stupid charity fund-raiser.
He's taking me! - Well, Chet? - Who are you taking? Uhhh Well, I'm taking both of you! Yeah, both of you.
Even though the invite clearly stated one guest.
- Fine! - Fine! Uhhh I'm so glad you're not fast, Chetty Boo Bear.
Gives us this time to share together.
It really brings us closer, don't you think? Can't get much closer than us, though, huh, Chet? Been together every single day of our lives.
Ooh! Plenty of me to go around.
No need to fight.
Like always.
Oh! - [tires screech.]
- [Chet.]
Ooh! We're here.
Tickula's a huge magic fan.
Hosts this magic show every year.
I can't believe I'm actually here.
Hang on.
I want to remember this moment forever.
- [camera beeps.]
- Selfie.
- [grunting.]
- [camera beeping.]
[Chet.]
Barnabus the Bewilderer is here.
[gasps.]
Minerva the Mysterious! Wayne and his dummy.
Not sure how they got in here.
Ventriloquists aren't real magicians.
Right.
Well, if you ask me, this all looks a little hazardous for your taste.
Ahhh.
Just what I love about magic.
All the thrill of danger without any of the harmful side effects.
It's all just an illusion.
[all yell.]
Welcome, new member Chet.
And friends? Chet, I don't mean to be a stickler, but you get a plus one, not a plus two.
It's their fault! They made me! [laughs.]
Relax, I'm kidding.
We'll just charge it to your account.
Now, come, I want to introduce you to the other newbies.
Nice to see you, Turbo.
Well, this isn't the romantic evening I imagined.
Not exactly the brotherly bonding time I expected, either.
It's my turn to sit next to Chet.
You shouldn't even be here, third-wheeler.
He's mine! Huh.
Will you two stop it? You're embarrassing me.
There.
Is that better? [sighs.]
I wish there was a magic trick to make you two get along.
[orchestral fanfare "Ta-da" plays.]
[applause.]
First, I will display my most dangerous deception.
The Deed of Disappearance.
[gleeful squeal.]
But to do so, I must designate a volunteer.
Ooh! Oooh-ooh-ooh! Pick me! Oooh! Me, me, me! You.
Please come up and partake of my perilous performance.
What? You're not afraid of the dark? Or the germ-ridden props? Or the mysterious forces beyond our reckoning? I'll be perfectly safe.
It's just an illusion, remember? Well, unlike someone, I support you.
[loud kiss.]
Get up there, baby.
[applause.]
Please, step into the Encasement of Evaporation.
Alimagoo! [orchestral fanfare "Ta-da" plays.]
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
And now, the Ruse of Reappearance.
[all gasp.]
[nervous laugh.]
Alimagoo! Alimagoo! Alimagoo!! [grunts.]
Sometimes it sticks.
- Chet! - Boo! I swear this almost never happens to me.
Is he gone forever? Uh, no.
I mean, I hope not.
Maybe? He's probably somewhere in the Manor here, but you're gonna have to look for him yourselves.
I've got another show to do.
Here's a dime.
How about we keep this between us, okay? Mm, I do love money.
You know, I think we should let Chet sweat a little before we go looking for him.
Puts hair on his chest.
Snails don't have hair.
Or chests! It's really just more of a long neck.
You know what? It doesn't matter.
He's probably scared out of his mind.
We gotta find him, ASAP.
You know, that's his whole problem right there.
All his life you've been enabling his fears.
Enabling? At least I'm not causing them, like you.
[clears throat.]
[sing-songy.]
Awkward! Excuse us.
- Just because I respect Chet - Hey! This is what I'm talking about! You're always interrupting me.
Will you stop your yapping for one second? Look at this! I bet he escaped through there.
Yeah.
That's why I pointed it out.
Chet? Chet! There you are.
- [snarls.]
- [screams.]
Chet! [screams.]
Relax.
It's a Halloween decoration.
Oh.
Yeah, yeah, I-I-I totally knew that.
That looks like Chet's dumb hat.
That is Chet's dumb hat.
[maniacal laughter echoes.]
Okay.
If my brother saw these scary paintings, he'd freak out, back into the suit of arms, hitting it here because he's right-stalked, and then freak out again and head You just know everything about Chet, don't you? Yes.
Yes, I do.
Did you know he's been practicing his tricks for weeks, hoping to perform here someday? Well, did you know that Chet had another girlfriend, back in the tomato patch? [loud explosion.]
What's her name?! I'm gonna find her, and make her regret all her romantic choices.
It's, uh, uh Okay, fine, he didn't.
But he Whoa! Oh, sugar! I wished he'd disappear and he did! This place is magic [yells.]
[both yelling.]
[both grunt.]
[applause.]
[applause.]
[dummy.]
Anyone wanna talk with me? Anyone? [fly whispering.]
He's not really a magician.
You seen a handsome snail, a little on the plump side? Kinda looks like a blueberry.
[crowd gasps, applauds.]
Excuse me.
Have you seen my brother? Snail.
Wearing a cape.
Missing his dumb hat.
Psst.
I've seen that snail you're looking for.
- Really? Where is he? - Whoa, whoa, whoa, pal.
I ain't letting this kind of valuable information go for free.
Tell you what.
You guess which shell this pea is under, I'll let you know where your friend is.
Well, that's easy.
It's this one.
[buzzer.]
- Huh? - Man.
For the world's fastest creature, you sure are slow.
Let me show you how it's done.
- [buzzer.]
- Huh? Harder than it looks, isn't it? [gasps.]
That's cheatin'! No.
That's magic! Okay, okay! Jeez! I saw your friend head that way, into the Hall of Smoke and Mirrors.
[eerie sounds.]
Are you starting to suspect he sent us in here to die? A little bit.
Hey! Over there.
Chet! - [tires screech.]
- [grunts.]
Right.
Mirrors.
I forgot.
[both yell, grunt.]
It's his cape! We're coming, Chet! Just hang in there! Yeah, we just gotta find our way through this spooky maze first.
You know, just because you're his brother doesn't make you better than me.
I mean, he chose to be with me.
He got stuck with you.
More like I got stuck with Chet.
You think I'd choose a neurotic worrywart as a brother? But he is my brother, and I love him.
Even if he is afraid of sandwiches.
And keeps me up with his night terrors.
Don't forget how his breath smells in the morning.
And how he chews his food exactly 37 times.
Yeah, exactly.
And, ugh, don't you hate it how he's always using overly elaborate plans to get us to learn his moral lessons? Yes! He does that! I hate that! - [both chuckle.]
- Aw, man, he is so annoyin'.
You know, you're not so bad.
I was so used to having Chet all to myself, that I guess I was sort of jealous when you came along.
Yeah, I guess I've been jealous of all the time you spent with Chet before I knew him, or whatever.
Which is crazy because who wants to spend more time with Chet? Right? I should let you have him full-time.
No, thank you.
[laughs.]
- There you are, Boo! - Chet! Are you okay? Well, would you look at that? My brother and my girlfriend are actually getting along.
Looks like old Chet's done it again.
Say what? Yes.
That's right.
I orchestrated this whole thing.
I planted my turban in the supply room.
[maniacal laughter.]
I sprung the trapdoors in the hall.
I had the chameleon lead you into the Hall of Smoke and Mirrors.
All so you two could find some common ground.
And it worked like a charm! Now, if we hurry, we could still catch The Great Stanbino's act.
You know, this is just the kind of annoying thing we were talking about.
Yeah.
You wanna get out of here? You bet.
Let's go make fun of Chet some more.
- [Turbo.]
Oh, you got it.
- Guys? Make fun of me? Why would you - How he waxes his shell like a mustache.
- Guys! [Burn.]
"I'm Chet.
Safety, safety, safety!" Oh, man.
How am I gonna get home? Anyone got a sidecar hookup? - I do.
- Anyone else? Anybody? Fine.
Suit yourself.
Wait.
How's the dummy supposed to drive? - Magic.
- [engine revs.]
Huh.
Pretty impressive trick.
- [explosion.]
- [Wayne yells.]
Ha! Dummy.
[thunder rumbling.]
Come on.
This way.
- Y-You sure about this? - Sure, I'm sure.
This will be a piece of cake.
[laughs.]
[stuttering.]
Someone's here.
Will you do me a favor and shut your trap before someone finds us? Too late.
[both scream.]
[screeches.]
- Yikes! What happened here? - That's what we were wondering.
Figure those two caterpillars have some answers.
- Who did this to you? - The Stinger! - The Stinger? - The Stinger? No way.
Darn right no way.
The Stinger's just an urban legend.
Costumed hornet who flies around fighting crime? Puh-lease.
Yo.
Check it out.
[whistling.]
[deep voice.]
Turbo.
Hello? [deep voice.]
This way.
Follow my voice.
Into a creepy dark alley? Yeah, that's a no.
[yelps.]
[gasps.]
No way.
You're You're I am the guardian in the shadows.
I am justice.
I am the St - You're The Stinger! - Don't interrupt me.
Sorry.
[chuckles.]
Guess I'm just excited.
So what brings you to Turbotown? Big racing fan? The only race that concerns me is the race to cross the finish line ahead of the wheels of injustice.
So not a big racing fan? I've traveled the world fighting injustice, Turbo.
And now I bring the fight to Turbotown.
Injustice is a disease, and I am the cure.
You talk cool.
Wait! Turbotown doesn't have any injustice.
I mean, they kind of overcharge for popcorn at the movie theater, but that's not so bad.
That's where it starts.
First it's popcorn, then it's the caramel corn, then the caramel apples, then the freedom of the press, then the whole world! Seriously? It starts like that? Wait, what starts exactly? I need someone with the heart of a hero.
someone honest, someone decent, someone who knows their way around town and will let me crash at their place.
Turbo I need a sidekick.
Do you want to join me in the heroic fight against injustice? Aw, man.
I totally do.
Partners, then.
From now on, you'll be known as Shell Boy! - Shell Boy? - Pretty cool, huh? [gasps.]
Turbo is Shell Boy! I always suspected.
So wait a minute.
The Stinger is real? And he's totally cool! We're gonna bring justice to Turbotown.
In fact, we've already started.
[crowd gasps.]
It is I The Stinger! And Shell Boy! You have to use the window.
All heroes use the window.
Ooh, sorry.
Ow! Ooh, ah, sharp.
I-Is there a problem, sir? You're the problem.
Taking hard-earned money from innocent movie patrons.
Now, you will lower your popcorn to a price commensurate with the current economy, or you will face The Stinger! Stinger away! Cheaper popcorn! Justice! [all.]
Oh! I like a bug who takes action! I like a bug who gives us cheaper popcorn.
Also, I love popcorn.
So, this so-called crime fighter thinks he can waltz into town and declare himself our protector? [The Stinger.]
When the concerto of injustice plays, the just have no choice but to waltz.
- The Stinger! - [all yell.]
- He broke the window! - Since when did we get a window? I installed the window last night.
Greetings, Fast Action Stunt Team.
I am The Stinger! Hi, The Stinger! Told you he was cool.
This town looks to you snails for guidance.
Your facility will be the ideal spot to stash my stuff.
Hang on, pal.
You can't just move in without asking.
The Stinger moves in mysterious ways.
No, I'm serious.
I'll need to check your references.
- Where'd he go? - This guy is good.
No, I just walked over here.
Come, Shell Boy! The cheek of injustice awaits the firm slap of law and order.
The city needs us.
I'm on my way! Ah! It's still sharp.
Woo-hoo! Look out, villains! Crime fighters coming through! - [snails yell.]
- The Stinger! [snails coughing.]
The Stinger! [yelps, grunts.]
The Stinger! The Stinger! [yelling.]
[whispers.]
[yells.]
The Stinger! You can ignore the speed limit, citizens, but you can't ignore The Stinger! - [clicks pen.]
- [groans.]
We were racing, man! Uh, Stinger, this is a race track.
Stinger away! And there he goes.
Why are we swinging? You know we can fly, right? Are you pretending not to hear me? Yes.
- Turbo? - Turbo? - Turbo! - [yells.]
Um, sorry.
I didn't see you there.
Dang, have you gotten any sleep? Ah, The Stinger says, [imitates The Stinger.]
"Injustice never sleeps, so true heroes can only take 15-minute naps twice per day.
" Give me a break, garden snail! We've had it up to here with The Stinger and his "heroics.
" [chattering in agreement.]
Come on.
He's just doing his job.
A hero's job is to help people.
Not to go around looking for excuses to cause trouble and pose funny.
The Stinger's caused more messes than he's cleaned up.
I'm also pretty sure he watches us when we're asleep.
And everyone knows that's my job! [angry chatter.]
[The Stinger.]
Justice.
Law.
[echoes.]
Popcorn.
Ring Dongs.
Caramel apples.
The Stinger! The Stinger! The Stinger! I know! I get it, okay?! The Stinger's the worst! He's weird and moody, and he's no fun to hang out with! And he made me pay for the costume! I mean, look at this thing! These aren't my colors at all! I'm tired, guys! [crying.]
Aw, I'm so tired! [continues crying.]
Stop crying! It's awkward! [wails.]
Well, uh, I think we've got to do something about The Stinger.
But how do you get rid of a hero? Especially a super one? [gasps.]
With a super villain! [The Stinger.]
When the fungus of crime begins to grow between the twin toes of peace and order, it's up to the loofah of justice to scrub society's foot clean.
- That is why - [male.]
Hey, buddy! Who you talking to? Just talking to myself, citizen.
Go about your business.
Yeah.
Weirdo.
- That is why I am here - [distant cries for help.]
Stinger away! [overlapping cries for help.]
[White Shadow.]
It is a salt trap! Save us, Mr.
The Stinger! Fear not, imperiled mollusks.
The Stinger has arrived! [groans.]
[grunting.]
[grunts, groans.]
Who dares attack The Stinger? I dare! Stalk Eye, that is! [maniacal laughter.]
Ugh.
I told him skull face or the mustache, not both.
I've come to claim Turbotown as my own! Surrender, or prepare for fighting! The jumbo pretzel of justice will never break, even when showered in the salt of evil, or dipped in the honey mustard of malice.
[grunts.]
[The Stinger grunts.]
[The Stinger grunts.]
[grunts.]
[yells.]
[groans.]
Little tougher than a window, huh? [grunts.]
Give up, Stinger! You're out-matched! [panting.]
And you're outnumbered! [whistles.]
Shell Boy! Attack! Shell Boy? Oh, no! Stalk Eye has won! Oh, the "snail-manity"! [maniacal laughter.]
Victory is mine, Stinger, and so is Turbotown! And now I will spare your pitiful life, so that you may live in exile, followed only by the specter of your shameful defeat.
[maniacal laughter.]
Uh, Turbo's a little lost in the part.
[maniacal laughter.]
- So I can go? - Yes.
Flee! Flee! [maniacal laughing.]
[laughter continues.]
- Will you stop cackling and untie us? - Coming.
Sorry you lost the fight, The Stinger.
I didn't lose.
I, uh I allowed Stalk Eye to win, to lull him into a false sense of security before our next battle.
Does that mean you're coming back? Uhhh, maybe.
I got a lot of stuff on my plate right now.
My plate of justice.
Stinger, I came as soon as I could! - I heard Stalk Eye was in town! - You're too late.
Turbotown has fallen to dark forces of evil darkness.
You're a disgrace as a sidekick, Shell Boy.
Aw, shucks.
Well, I guess I'm just not sidekick material.
So, where will you go now? Wherever injustice raises its ugly head.
Also, I have a cousin in Redondo.
Might crash there.
And now I must depart mysteriously into the night, because I am The Stinger! Stinger away! - Bye! - Toodle-oo.
When did we get a second window?! Well, I'm glad that's over with.
That guy was weird.
Yeah, and I don't think Stalk Eye will be bothering us again, either.
- [both laughing.]
- [gasps.]
Turbo is Stalk Eye! Get him! [screams.]
Wait! [Turbo yelling.]
- # Whoa! - Woo! # Those snails are fast - # Turbo - F-A-S-T # That's the team you'll never beat Turbo, he got super speed Whiplash, he jets to the lead Skidmark, propeller flow Chet's safe, he'll take it slow Smoove Move with them speakers, baby Burn burnin' that fire crazy White Shadow, big with no fear Now you know the team is here There they go, gone in a flash - # Those snails are fast - Turbo # - # Those snails are fast - Whoa! # - # Those snails are fast - Whoa! # Those snails are fast, fast, fast, fast, fast - # Turbo - Woo! # Alimagoo! Gah.
Stupid not having fingers.
I'm ready to go when you are.
- Huh? - Oh, hey, Burn.
Glad you're here.
Can I borrow the sidecar? Chet and I are going to the Manor of Magic tonight.
Uh, no.
Chet and I are going to the Manor of Magic.
Right, Boo? Uhhhh It happened! I finally got invited to the Manor of Magic! - Cool.
Can I come? - Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! You are the greatest thing to ever happen to me.
[loud kiss.]
Well, that's, uh, a little more enthusiasm than I expected but, uh, I'm stoked to go with you, too, brother! I did it! I got invited to the biggest magic show of the year! That's great, Boo.
I'm gonna assume you're taking me because I'm your girlfriend.
Act excited if you agree.
[Chet giggles.]
Uhhhh Don't tell me you're breaking plans with me, your only brother, to spend more time with your girlfriend again! Of course not.
Oh! So you're breaking plans with your only girlfriend, to spend more time with your same old brother again? I'm sensing "no" is the correct answer.
You got Chet the last two weekends.
He's taking me tonight.
Well, he missed my bubble-blowing practice to go to your stupid charity fund-raiser.
He's taking me! - Well, Chet? - Who are you taking? Uhhh Well, I'm taking both of you! Yeah, both of you.
Even though the invite clearly stated one guest.
- Fine! - Fine! Uhhh I'm so glad you're not fast, Chetty Boo Bear.
Gives us this time to share together.
It really brings us closer, don't you think? Can't get much closer than us, though, huh, Chet? Been together every single day of our lives.
Ooh! Plenty of me to go around.
No need to fight.
Like always.
Oh! - [tires screech.]
- [Chet.]
Ooh! We're here.
Tickula's a huge magic fan.
Hosts this magic show every year.
I can't believe I'm actually here.
Hang on.
I want to remember this moment forever.
- [camera beeps.]
- Selfie.
- [grunting.]
- [camera beeping.]
[Chet.]
Barnabus the Bewilderer is here.
[gasps.]
Minerva the Mysterious! Wayne and his dummy.
Not sure how they got in here.
Ventriloquists aren't real magicians.
Right.
Well, if you ask me, this all looks a little hazardous for your taste.
Ahhh.
Just what I love about magic.
All the thrill of danger without any of the harmful side effects.
It's all just an illusion.
[all yell.]
Welcome, new member Chet.
And friends? Chet, I don't mean to be a stickler, but you get a plus one, not a plus two.
It's their fault! They made me! [laughs.]
Relax, I'm kidding.
We'll just charge it to your account.
Now, come, I want to introduce you to the other newbies.
Nice to see you, Turbo.
Well, this isn't the romantic evening I imagined.
Not exactly the brotherly bonding time I expected, either.
It's my turn to sit next to Chet.
You shouldn't even be here, third-wheeler.
He's mine! Huh.
Will you two stop it? You're embarrassing me.
There.
Is that better? [sighs.]
I wish there was a magic trick to make you two get along.
[orchestral fanfare "Ta-da" plays.]
[applause.]
First, I will display my most dangerous deception.
The Deed of Disappearance.
[gleeful squeal.]
But to do so, I must designate a volunteer.
Ooh! Oooh-ooh-ooh! Pick me! Oooh! Me, me, me! You.
Please come up and partake of my perilous performance.
What? You're not afraid of the dark? Or the germ-ridden props? Or the mysterious forces beyond our reckoning? I'll be perfectly safe.
It's just an illusion, remember? Well, unlike someone, I support you.
[loud kiss.]
Get up there, baby.
[applause.]
Please, step into the Encasement of Evaporation.
Alimagoo! [orchestral fanfare "Ta-da" plays.]
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
And now, the Ruse of Reappearance.
[all gasp.]
[nervous laugh.]
Alimagoo! Alimagoo! Alimagoo!! [grunts.]
Sometimes it sticks.
- Chet! - Boo! I swear this almost never happens to me.
Is he gone forever? Uh, no.
I mean, I hope not.
Maybe? He's probably somewhere in the Manor here, but you're gonna have to look for him yourselves.
I've got another show to do.
Here's a dime.
How about we keep this between us, okay? Mm, I do love money.
You know, I think we should let Chet sweat a little before we go looking for him.
Puts hair on his chest.
Snails don't have hair.
Or chests! It's really just more of a long neck.
You know what? It doesn't matter.
He's probably scared out of his mind.
We gotta find him, ASAP.
You know, that's his whole problem right there.
All his life you've been enabling his fears.
Enabling? At least I'm not causing them, like you.
[clears throat.]
[sing-songy.]
Awkward! Excuse us.
- Just because I respect Chet - Hey! This is what I'm talking about! You're always interrupting me.
Will you stop your yapping for one second? Look at this! I bet he escaped through there.
Yeah.
That's why I pointed it out.
Chet? Chet! There you are.
- [snarls.]
- [screams.]
Chet! [screams.]
Relax.
It's a Halloween decoration.
Oh.
Yeah, yeah, I-I-I totally knew that.
That looks like Chet's dumb hat.
That is Chet's dumb hat.
[maniacal laughter echoes.]
Okay.
If my brother saw these scary paintings, he'd freak out, back into the suit of arms, hitting it here because he's right-stalked, and then freak out again and head You just know everything about Chet, don't you? Yes.
Yes, I do.
Did you know he's been practicing his tricks for weeks, hoping to perform here someday? Well, did you know that Chet had another girlfriend, back in the tomato patch? [loud explosion.]
What's her name?! I'm gonna find her, and make her regret all her romantic choices.
It's, uh, uh Okay, fine, he didn't.
But he Whoa! Oh, sugar! I wished he'd disappear and he did! This place is magic [yells.]
[both yelling.]
[both grunt.]
[applause.]
[applause.]
[dummy.]
Anyone wanna talk with me? Anyone? [fly whispering.]
He's not really a magician.
You seen a handsome snail, a little on the plump side? Kinda looks like a blueberry.
[crowd gasps, applauds.]
Excuse me.
Have you seen my brother? Snail.
Wearing a cape.
Missing his dumb hat.
Psst.
I've seen that snail you're looking for.
- Really? Where is he? - Whoa, whoa, whoa, pal.
I ain't letting this kind of valuable information go for free.
Tell you what.
You guess which shell this pea is under, I'll let you know where your friend is.
Well, that's easy.
It's this one.
[buzzer.]
- Huh? - Man.
For the world's fastest creature, you sure are slow.
Let me show you how it's done.
- [buzzer.]
- Huh? Harder than it looks, isn't it? [gasps.]
That's cheatin'! No.
That's magic! Okay, okay! Jeez! I saw your friend head that way, into the Hall of Smoke and Mirrors.
[eerie sounds.]
Are you starting to suspect he sent us in here to die? A little bit.
Hey! Over there.
Chet! - [tires screech.]
- [grunts.]
Right.
Mirrors.
I forgot.
[both yell, grunt.]
It's his cape! We're coming, Chet! Just hang in there! Yeah, we just gotta find our way through this spooky maze first.
You know, just because you're his brother doesn't make you better than me.
I mean, he chose to be with me.
He got stuck with you.
More like I got stuck with Chet.
You think I'd choose a neurotic worrywart as a brother? But he is my brother, and I love him.
Even if he is afraid of sandwiches.
And keeps me up with his night terrors.
Don't forget how his breath smells in the morning.
And how he chews his food exactly 37 times.
Yeah, exactly.
And, ugh, don't you hate it how he's always using overly elaborate plans to get us to learn his moral lessons? Yes! He does that! I hate that! - [both chuckle.]
- Aw, man, he is so annoyin'.
You know, you're not so bad.
I was so used to having Chet all to myself, that I guess I was sort of jealous when you came along.
Yeah, I guess I've been jealous of all the time you spent with Chet before I knew him, or whatever.
Which is crazy because who wants to spend more time with Chet? Right? I should let you have him full-time.
No, thank you.
[laughs.]
- There you are, Boo! - Chet! Are you okay? Well, would you look at that? My brother and my girlfriend are actually getting along.
Looks like old Chet's done it again.
Say what? Yes.
That's right.
I orchestrated this whole thing.
I planted my turban in the supply room.
[maniacal laughter.]
I sprung the trapdoors in the hall.
I had the chameleon lead you into the Hall of Smoke and Mirrors.
All so you two could find some common ground.
And it worked like a charm! Now, if we hurry, we could still catch The Great Stanbino's act.
You know, this is just the kind of annoying thing we were talking about.
Yeah.
You wanna get out of here? You bet.
Let's go make fun of Chet some more.
- [Turbo.]
Oh, you got it.
- Guys? Make fun of me? Why would you - How he waxes his shell like a mustache.
- Guys! [Burn.]
"I'm Chet.
Safety, safety, safety!" Oh, man.
How am I gonna get home? Anyone got a sidecar hookup? - I do.
- Anyone else? Anybody? Fine.
Suit yourself.
Wait.
How's the dummy supposed to drive? - Magic.
- [engine revs.]
Huh.
Pretty impressive trick.
- [explosion.]
- [Wayne yells.]
Ha! Dummy.
[thunder rumbling.]
Come on.
This way.
- Y-You sure about this? - Sure, I'm sure.
This will be a piece of cake.
[laughs.]
[stuttering.]
Someone's here.
Will you do me a favor and shut your trap before someone finds us? Too late.
[both scream.]
[screeches.]
- Yikes! What happened here? - That's what we were wondering.
Figure those two caterpillars have some answers.
- Who did this to you? - The Stinger! - The Stinger? - The Stinger? No way.
Darn right no way.
The Stinger's just an urban legend.
Costumed hornet who flies around fighting crime? Puh-lease.
Yo.
Check it out.
[whistling.]
[deep voice.]
Turbo.
Hello? [deep voice.]
This way.
Follow my voice.
Into a creepy dark alley? Yeah, that's a no.
[yelps.]
[gasps.]
No way.
You're You're I am the guardian in the shadows.
I am justice.
I am the St - You're The Stinger! - Don't interrupt me.
Sorry.
[chuckles.]
Guess I'm just excited.
So what brings you to Turbotown? Big racing fan? The only race that concerns me is the race to cross the finish line ahead of the wheels of injustice.
So not a big racing fan? I've traveled the world fighting injustice, Turbo.
And now I bring the fight to Turbotown.
Injustice is a disease, and I am the cure.
You talk cool.
Wait! Turbotown doesn't have any injustice.
I mean, they kind of overcharge for popcorn at the movie theater, but that's not so bad.
That's where it starts.
First it's popcorn, then it's the caramel corn, then the caramel apples, then the freedom of the press, then the whole world! Seriously? It starts like that? Wait, what starts exactly? I need someone with the heart of a hero.
someone honest, someone decent, someone who knows their way around town and will let me crash at their place.
Turbo I need a sidekick.
Do you want to join me in the heroic fight against injustice? Aw, man.
I totally do.
Partners, then.
From now on, you'll be known as Shell Boy! - Shell Boy? - Pretty cool, huh? [gasps.]
Turbo is Shell Boy! I always suspected.
So wait a minute.
The Stinger is real? And he's totally cool! We're gonna bring justice to Turbotown.
In fact, we've already started.
[crowd gasps.]
It is I The Stinger! And Shell Boy! You have to use the window.
All heroes use the window.
Ooh, sorry.
Ow! Ooh, ah, sharp.
I-Is there a problem, sir? You're the problem.
Taking hard-earned money from innocent movie patrons.
Now, you will lower your popcorn to a price commensurate with the current economy, or you will face The Stinger! Stinger away! Cheaper popcorn! Justice! [all.]
Oh! I like a bug who takes action! I like a bug who gives us cheaper popcorn.
Also, I love popcorn.
So, this so-called crime fighter thinks he can waltz into town and declare himself our protector? [The Stinger.]
When the concerto of injustice plays, the just have no choice but to waltz.
- The Stinger! - [all yell.]
- He broke the window! - Since when did we get a window? I installed the window last night.
Greetings, Fast Action Stunt Team.
I am The Stinger! Hi, The Stinger! Told you he was cool.
This town looks to you snails for guidance.
Your facility will be the ideal spot to stash my stuff.
Hang on, pal.
You can't just move in without asking.
The Stinger moves in mysterious ways.
No, I'm serious.
I'll need to check your references.
- Where'd he go? - This guy is good.
No, I just walked over here.
Come, Shell Boy! The cheek of injustice awaits the firm slap of law and order.
The city needs us.
I'm on my way! Ah! It's still sharp.
Woo-hoo! Look out, villains! Crime fighters coming through! - [snails yell.]
- The Stinger! [snails coughing.]
The Stinger! [yelps, grunts.]
The Stinger! The Stinger! [yelling.]
[whispers.]
[yells.]
The Stinger! You can ignore the speed limit, citizens, but you can't ignore The Stinger! - [clicks pen.]
- [groans.]
We were racing, man! Uh, Stinger, this is a race track.
Stinger away! And there he goes.
Why are we swinging? You know we can fly, right? Are you pretending not to hear me? Yes.
- Turbo? - Turbo? - Turbo! - [yells.]
Um, sorry.
I didn't see you there.
Dang, have you gotten any sleep? Ah, The Stinger says, [imitates The Stinger.]
"Injustice never sleeps, so true heroes can only take 15-minute naps twice per day.
" Give me a break, garden snail! We've had it up to here with The Stinger and his "heroics.
" [chattering in agreement.]
Come on.
He's just doing his job.
A hero's job is to help people.
Not to go around looking for excuses to cause trouble and pose funny.
The Stinger's caused more messes than he's cleaned up.
I'm also pretty sure he watches us when we're asleep.
And everyone knows that's my job! [angry chatter.]
[The Stinger.]
Justice.
Law.
[echoes.]
Popcorn.
Ring Dongs.
Caramel apples.
The Stinger! The Stinger! The Stinger! I know! I get it, okay?! The Stinger's the worst! He's weird and moody, and he's no fun to hang out with! And he made me pay for the costume! I mean, look at this thing! These aren't my colors at all! I'm tired, guys! [crying.]
Aw, I'm so tired! [continues crying.]
Stop crying! It's awkward! [wails.]
Well, uh, I think we've got to do something about The Stinger.
But how do you get rid of a hero? Especially a super one? [gasps.]
With a super villain! [The Stinger.]
When the fungus of crime begins to grow between the twin toes of peace and order, it's up to the loofah of justice to scrub society's foot clean.
- That is why - [male.]
Hey, buddy! Who you talking to? Just talking to myself, citizen.
Go about your business.
Yeah.
Weirdo.
- That is why I am here - [distant cries for help.]
Stinger away! [overlapping cries for help.]
[White Shadow.]
It is a salt trap! Save us, Mr.
The Stinger! Fear not, imperiled mollusks.
The Stinger has arrived! [groans.]
[grunting.]
[grunts, groans.]
Who dares attack The Stinger? I dare! Stalk Eye, that is! [maniacal laughter.]
Ugh.
I told him skull face or the mustache, not both.
I've come to claim Turbotown as my own! Surrender, or prepare for fighting! The jumbo pretzel of justice will never break, even when showered in the salt of evil, or dipped in the honey mustard of malice.
[grunts.]
[The Stinger grunts.]
[The Stinger grunts.]
[grunts.]
[yells.]
[groans.]
Little tougher than a window, huh? [grunts.]
Give up, Stinger! You're out-matched! [panting.]
And you're outnumbered! [whistles.]
Shell Boy! Attack! Shell Boy? Oh, no! Stalk Eye has won! Oh, the "snail-manity"! [maniacal laughter.]
Victory is mine, Stinger, and so is Turbotown! And now I will spare your pitiful life, so that you may live in exile, followed only by the specter of your shameful defeat.
[maniacal laughter.]
Uh, Turbo's a little lost in the part.
[maniacal laughter.]
- So I can go? - Yes.
Flee! Flee! [maniacal laughing.]
[laughter continues.]
- Will you stop cackling and untie us? - Coming.
Sorry you lost the fight, The Stinger.
I didn't lose.
I, uh I allowed Stalk Eye to win, to lull him into a false sense of security before our next battle.
Does that mean you're coming back? Uhhh, maybe.
I got a lot of stuff on my plate right now.
My plate of justice.
Stinger, I came as soon as I could! - I heard Stalk Eye was in town! - You're too late.
Turbotown has fallen to dark forces of evil darkness.
You're a disgrace as a sidekick, Shell Boy.
Aw, shucks.
Well, I guess I'm just not sidekick material.
So, where will you go now? Wherever injustice raises its ugly head.
Also, I have a cousin in Redondo.
Might crash there.
And now I must depart mysteriously into the night, because I am The Stinger! Stinger away! - Bye! - Toodle-oo.
When did we get a second window?! Well, I'm glad that's over with.
That guy was weird.
Yeah, and I don't think Stalk Eye will be bothering us again, either.
- [both laughing.]
- [gasps.]
Turbo is Stalk Eye! Get him! [screams.]
Wait! [Turbo yelling.]