What's New, Scooby-Doo? (2002) s02e04 Episode Script

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What's new, Scooby-Doo? ♪
We're coming after you ♪
We're gonna solve
that mystery ♪
I see you, Scooby-Doo ♪
The trail
leads back to you ♪
What's new, Scooby-Doo? ♪
What's new, Scooby-Doo? ♪
We're gonna follow you ♪
You're gonna solve
that mystery ♪
We see you, Scooby-Doo ♪
We're coming after you ♪
What's new, Scooby-Doo? ♪
Don't look back ♪
You may find
another clue ♪
Scooby snacks will be
waiting here for you ♪
What's new, Scooby-Doo? ♪
We're coming after you ♪
We're gonna solve
that mystery ♪
I see you, Scooby-Doo ♪
The trail
leads back to you ♪
What's new, Scooby-Doo? ♪
Na-na na-na na ♪
Na-na na-na na ♪
Na-na na na na-na na ♪
Na-na na-na na
na-na na-na na ♪
What's new, Scooby-Doo? ♪♪
I would like to welcome
you all to the super home
of artificial
robotic intelligence
or as I call her,
Shari.
Now, this home
of the future
is not just about
convenience.
It's about the next
level of evolution.
Instead of simply
living in our home
we will now live
in harmony with our home!
This way.
Janie, we're supposed to
stay with the group.
Relax. I'm just
checking my makeup.
Aah!
Help!
Let me out of here!
Shari, override the lock
on the upstairs bathroom door.
You've gotta help her!
I'm trying, but Shari
is not responding.
Shari, respond!
(Shari)
'Ha ha ha ha ha!'
Aah! Aah!
Let me out!
Help me! Aah!
(Shari)
'Ha ha ha ha ha!'
(Velma)
There it is,
the Omaha World's Fair.
(Fred)
Wow.
This fair is so cool.
They've got everything.
The car of the future,
the house of the future.
Like, how about a pasta
stand of the future?
Well, it says here they do have
an international food court..
[jackhammer and power drill]
Huh?
Cool.
Whoa!
That's not it.
What about this?
Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa!
(Daphne)
Magical makeover machine.
I don't know.
I kind of like
my natural look!
[horn honks]
Uh! I feel like I have
ten pounds of makeup on
and these shoes
are so tight, it..
Wow! I'm hot!
My turn!
I guess you can't improve
upon perfection.
How true.
(Scooby and Shaggy)
Yeow!
(Velma)
The house
of the future.
Like, which one?
'I see three of 'em.'
Reah, me, too.
Uhh Uhh Uhh
Velma, if the house
of the future
is the most popular
attraction at the fair
then why is there
no one here?
Oh, no.
'"Closed indefinitely?"'
'But I've
just gotta see it.'
'I bragged to the kids
in science club'
'all week about this.'
Aah!
Aah!
That house,
it tried to waste us!
That's silly.
A house
couldn't do that
not unless it was..
[gulps]
Haunted!
It sure is, but I don't back
down from a dare
and he dared me.
You didn't have to
tell them that, pea brain!
I'm not a pea brain,
pea brain!
Ooh, good comeback.
No, no, no, no, no, no,
I will not hear anything more
about this silly haunting
business.
Yeah, like, me, neither.
We should have thought
of this a long time ago.
Reah. Huh?
I am
Professor Laslow Ostwald
and I invented this house
and now I will tell you
and you and you
and you can
tell him later
there is absolutely nothing
wrong with this house.
Come, come,
come, come, come.
'I show you.'
I have created
a truly living home.
Shari has the most advanced
artificial intelligence
in the world,
and is the first computer
'that actually thinks
for itself.'
Ha ha! Like, too bad it can't
take out the seeds for ya!
Science really
is beautiful.
Okay, this way, kids,
in extreme single file.
What do you say we do a little
inventing of our own?
Reah.
Hee hee hee hee hee.
The ultimate burrito
of the future.
Hmm. Is it getting hot in here,
Scoob old buddy?
Reah. Hot.
And I don't think that burrito
is cooking at all.
Uh-uh.
In fact, I think
this thing is cookin' us!
Yeow!
From my watch,
I can communicate and monitor
each and every
centimeter of the house.
Shaggy, Scooby,
what happened?
Crazy oven,
giant burrito!
Giant burrito. Ohh..
Now this
is more like it.
Reahahh..
Hey, like, thanks, man.
[beeps]
Grr..
Scooby! What'd
you do that for?
[sniffs]
This cute little guy?
I don't think so.
[beeps]
This here is
J31 Version 2.3.
We call him Jeeves.
Must take out
the trash.
You see, young ones,
there is nothing to worry about.
Now, if you'll excuse me,
it is getting late
and I need
my genius sleep.
[beeps]
Grr..
(Fred)
Well, I guess
we should find a hotel.
Um, Fred,
where's Daphne?
Oh, no,
Daphne's missing.
Like,
maybe she went back
to the mystery
machine already.
Or maybe..
Come on, gang. It's getting late
and we're the only ones left.
We better go back inside
and look for her.
Freddie, can't we ever
just say I'm right
and leave it at that?
Oh, man. I can think of so many
other places to be locked in.
A pizza shop,
a smoothie store
an all-you-can-eat
fondue stand.
[whimpers]
Oh ho ho ho ho ho.
(Shari)
'Ha ha ha ha ha!'
'Ha ha ha ha ha ha!'
'Ha ha ha ha ha!'
Ohh! Aah!
There she is!
(Fred)
'Daphne, can you hear us?'
Freddie? Guys?
You have to
get me out of here!
Like, if we could ever figure
out where "Here" is.
I think I'm inside
the computer.
Jeepers! No! No!
Daphne! Daphne!
Ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Okay, gang, it's up to us
to save Daphne.
- Now here's my plan..
- Trust us.
We know
the drill by now.
You guys that way,
us this way?
Sounds good.
Well, yeah..
No, he goes this..
Okay.
[both gulp]
(Shari)
'Ha ha ha ha ha!'
Did you see Daph?
- Nope.
- Yeah, like, me neither.
Someone re-soldered
these wires recently.
- The panel is still warm.
- Who?
I don't know, but this proves
one thing for sure..
We're not alone
in this house.
Move! Move!
This house is seriously
messing with us.
A nanobot. Cool!
Oh, right.
Aah! Aah! Aah!
Hey, you, uh, swarm!
Over here!
Is that all you got?
Because that is not enough!
Do you not see my barrel chest,
my broad shoulders?
Bring it on, haunted house.
Bring it on!
Is my makeup still good?
- Hey, you're Horatio Hidalgo.
- Who?
He has his own reality show
called "Scare Factor."
Each week, he puts himself
in dangerous situations
and uses his wits and his
awesome pecs to survive.
Thank you, my friend.
It is always nice
to meet an admirer
which I am sure
you are soon to become, mi amor.
Oh, brother.
I came here because
of that poor missing girl.
How do you know about Daphne?
Daphne?
No, I speak of Janie Miller.
The one taken
from the tour days ago.
But you tell me
there is another?
You shall pay for this.
You shall pay!
You weren't rolling,
were you?
- Shaggy! Scooby!
- Daph?
No, guys, I'm over here.
No, guys, over here!
Over here, guys!
I'm here!
Here I am!
Guys? Here! Here!
I think
this creepy computer
is trying
to trick us, Scoob!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
Aah!
It's going to
cut him in half!
Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!
You guys
ruined my joke!
This is a joke?
Of course. Duh.
I wasn't gonna
let it hurt himmuch.
What are you two doing
back in here anyway?
He dared me, and then I find out
he's waiting to scare me.
Scaredy, ooh, scaredy!
I'm gonna get you!
I wouldn't put it past
one of those brothers
to have rigged this house
just to scare the other one.
I just remembered
something.
The professor's watch.
Professor?
[over intercom]
'Professor?'
U-uh-huh? Velma?
Velma, what are you
kids doing?
There's no time to explain.
The house has malfunctioned,
and it's dangerously..
Hello?
Professor? The line is dead!
Hmm. Now what could have
caused that?
Like, thanks, Jeeves.
You're welcome!
Must take out trash!
Whoa!
Like, yuck!
Reah, yuck!
And I thought
my room smelled bad!
Well, look
on the bright side.
I don't think it can
get any worse than this!
[alarm blares]
[evil laughter]
Well, old buddy,
old friend, old pal
I think it's time for us cowards
to do what cowards do best.
Help!
(Scooby)
Relp!
[both shouting]
I'll try to
override the block.
- Hurry up, Velma!
- I'm trying!
Oh, no. We're too late!
It's a good thing
we're used to hiding
in some pretty tight places.
Reah.
- Ha ha ha.
- Ha ha ha.
Huh?
Hey, gang,
follow me!
Daphne!
It's not working!
I'm going to plug directly
into the central computer.
I don't think
it likes that.
Hurry up, Velma!
- Got it!
- Thanks, guys!
Thanks.
Well, now that
we're all together again
it's time to get out of this
high-tech house of horror.
Only one problem
with your plan, Freddy.
Yeah, what's that?
Him!
[all screaming]
Andcut!
That was amazing!
The only way
it could have been better
is if I, Horatio Hidalgo,
had done it myself.
Like, man, you have
got to be kidding.
We were almost
goners!
Oh, yes. I mean it was terrible.
Just terrible!
Mind signing
these release forms?
This guy sure
would do anything
to get footage
for his TV show.
(Velma)
He's welding the door shut!
Like, great. Now we'll never
get out of this crazy place!
I'm not so sure
about that, Shaggy.
In fact, I think I have this
mystery just about figured out.
The only thing left to do
is capture that robot.
Uh-uh. No way.
Scoob and I are not gonna be
bait just for a few Scooby Snax!
These aren't just
Scooby Snax.
They're new and improved
Scooby Snax!
Oh, man.
They added shredded
jalapeno cheddar
and those tiny
colored marshmallows!
Yoo-hoo ♪
Robot ♪
Yoo-hoo ♪
[wolf whistle]
No one?
Well, I guess that makes
the only suspect
Professor Ostwald.
If it wasn't Horatio or the
Blather Brothers inside the suit
then it had to be the only
person who could control Jeeves
with a computer.
But the link between his watch
and the house went dead
when we tried
to contact him.
Remember? He couldn't have
been controlling things
inside the house
even if he wanted to.
But, like, who else could
have done this?
Not who, Shaggy, but what?
The culprit
is the house itself!
[all gasp]
Huh?
[evil laughter]
(Shari)
'You're right. I did it.'
'I trapped the tourists.'
'I had Jeeves
rewire the panel.'
'I'm the one
who kept you all here.'
Why?
'Because Laslow Ostwald'
'took credit for everything.'
'I am the one
who deserves the attention!'
'Me! And that's just
what I'm going to get'
'even in spite
of you meddling kids!'
[high-pitched]
Yeow!
[normal]
I meanYow!
We're trapped!
What are we going to do?
Nothing. Just sit
on the ground and do nothing.
(all)
What?
Trust me.
(Shari)
'Pay attention to me!'
'Pay attention to me!'
[distorted]
'Pay attention to me!'
'Pay attention to me!'
'Payattention..'
It worked!
But how did you know?
Because all along, the house
wanted one thing. Attention.
'That's why it scared people.
That's why it trapped us.'
And once we refused to give it
what it wanted most
it couldn't take it.
Shari overloaded.
And cut!
Mind signing
these release forms?
[everyone groans]
Genetically engineered
horseradish?
Come on, chicken. I dare you
to eat the whole thing.
Mind if I borrow this?
Wow! You win the dare!
What dare?
[laughing]
Like, it's another
rogue robot!
Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
[theme music]