Better Late Than Never (2016) s02e05 Episode Script
Barcelona - If Terry's Not Naked, Who Is?
1 MALE NARRATOR: Europe birthplace of Western civilization [BEETHOVEN'S "SYMPHONY NO.
5".]
And a world of unparalleled culture and sophistication.
[RECORD SCRATCH.]
They're back.
Holiday road NARRATOR: Four living legends.
We got to have a walk-off, a goat walk-off.
NARRATOR: Saddle up again We're gonna get arrested.
NARRATOR: For a European adventure they'll never forget.
Holiday road I'm outta here.
NARRATOR: Starring TV superstar Henry Winkler Oh, Bill.
NARRATOR: Cultural icon [SPEAKS NATIVE LANGUAGE.]
NARRATOR: William Shatner, NFL hall-of-famer This is a good look for me.
- Yeah.
NARRATOR: Terry Bradshaw.
[ULULATING.]
NARRATOR: Former heavyweight champion George Foreman.
Oh! We're from America.
NARRATOR: Jeff Dye as the sidekick.
[FARTS.]
Oh, Jeff, you stinky [BLEEP.]
.
I'm above the birds.
NARRATOR: Barcelona.
His shorts fell off.
Oh, look at this.
- What's this? - Monkfish.
- Monkfish? - Oh.
Is that fish raw? NARRATOR: Just when you thought it was safe to go back on vacation.
[RIP.]
Better late This is really something to see.
NARRATOR: Than never.
Oh, my God.
[POP MUSIC.]
Spain, here we come.
I got my red and yellow on.
The plane's about to take off.
Henry and Terry are missing.
The last thing I heard them talking about was purses.
I'm confused.
Why are we here? You're looking for what? A man purse.
There comes a time in life when you just have to finally get past everything and say, "I need a man purse.
" I lost a $600 pair of prescription glasses.
- Okay.
- Gone.
- Gone? - I need something to put my wallet and sunglasses and key and stuff in.
Man purse sounded like the right thing, so I got a blue man purse, you know, made my eyes look good, and I like it.
Spain, here we come.
We're in Spain to have an adventure in Barcelona.
Welcome to Barcelona, boys! [DRAMATIC MARIACHI MUSIC.]
We are in Barcelona.
I know, and what a city this is for us.
It's artistic.
It's thriving.
Did you see the life on the streets? I have.
It's our kind of city, baby.
Yeah.
[LIVELY SALSA MUSIC.]
- Hey, look at this.
- This is awesome.
We're walking down the streets of Barcelona, and we come upon this parade and people in these wild, gigantic heads.
We've got to be part of this.
Man, you just can't take that boy anywhere.
There is a store that sells these heads, and we can go and get one.
Are you in? - Yeah, I'm in.
Let's go.
- Are you in? I didn't travel all the way over here to be boring.
Let's go.
It's to be part of this parade, we need the giant costumes.
- We want to be a part of this.
- So Last thing this ne group needs is another big head.
- You know this to be the place? - This is it.
Look at this.
We want to be part of that parade.
- Really? - The one we saw? - Are you sure? - Oh, absolutely.
Can you help us? Yes, of course, but you have to tend the consequences.
- What are the consequences? - Ah, no, don't worry.
There's no consequences.
Boy, this is a strange place, strange place.
I'm gonna show you the shop.
This was opened in 1838.
It's 179 years of history.
- This is great.
- Wow.
- The iconic U.
S.
president.
- Oh, my goodness.
It looks just like him.
What's the one in the middle? - That's Terry Bradshaw.
- Oh, yeah.
Terry Bradshaw, got my own head right here.
That's me, Jack.
Yeah, he lost a tooth, remember? It's Terry Bradshaw with a missing tooth.
Even in Barcelona they're taking shots at me.
Yeah, you're gonna stop laughing when you get tackled.
Yesiree, I call my own plays and everything.
- Uh-oh.
- [GLASS SHATTERS.]
I got a big head.
Let's pick out our favorite masks Yeah? And then get back in that parade.
I'm gonna choose this one.
- Do I look smart? - That's an improvement.
George, keep it.
[SPEAKING SPANISH.]
Guys, I picked mine.
Guys? [ROARING.]
How much is this one? El stupido.
Yesiree, I'm wearing me.
[SNORING.]
Now, that's that's him.
Professor George.
Oh, the malevolent George.
You're waking him up.
- I have the donkey.
- You're gonna be the donkey? I think it's appropriate.
You are surely a horse's ass now.
It's a Jeff ass.
And he's so much kinder than a jackass.
- They're pretty even.
- Close.
I chose myself a mask, and the reason I did that was I've already got a giant head.
Try not to ruin the mask.
I saw Popeye, and I thought, "Once in my life I'm gonna be strong.
" I chose the chicken because the chicken goes great with the George Foreman grill.
All right, let's get back to that parade.
This way.
This is really something to see, isn't it? Yeah, if I didn't have this thing on, I would be able to say the same thing.
I can't see a thing.
Do we need to turn? Look at this, all this dancing and pageantry right here in the streets of Barcelona.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Even George is dancing.
That's an itch.
He's getting, like, an itch.
Oh.
We haven't been here long in Barcelona, and we've already been part of the culture.
I can't wait to see what else this city has in store for us.
[DUCK QUACKS.]
If you guys want an authentic European experience, there's nothing more European than staying in a hostel.
- It looks hostile.
- Can't we just stay in one hotel, one normal hotel just once? Well, no, this one is an authentic European experience, so to answer your question, no.
- Welcome to your room.
- Thank you.
- Please.
- Oh, this is great.
- Bunk bed? - Yeah.
- Man.
- Whose room is this? It's a hostel, so we share the room.
Yeah, with each other.
This is carrying togetherness a little far, isn't it? I want my own room.
I want my own bed.
- You're a snob.
- I want my own bathroom.
- Hey, Bill.
- What is it, Terry? Give me one "Beam me up, Scotty.
" No.
- Just one.
Come on.
- All right, here it comes.
You ready? - Yeah.
- Whoa.
- That's Henry's thing.
- Captain Kirk never said, "Beam me up, Scotty.
" Do you know that people all over the world in every language who watch "Star Trek" have said, "Beam me up, Scotty"? I know, never said it.
"Scotty, beam me up," "Two to beam up," I mean, everything else but, "Beam me up, Scotty.
" Nobody ever said, "Beam me up, Scotty.
" He's never actually said, "Beam me up, Scotty.
" Unbelievable.
But there were other other phrases.
- What was your catch phrase? - Well, "We need more power.
" - Ah! - "Scotty, we need more power!" "I'm trying.
I'm trying, Captain.
I'm trying.
" "Look at that.
What's that?" - "I don't know.
" - [LAUGHTER.]
Then there was always a guy in red, in a red shirt beside me.
- Yeah.
- And every time a guy in a red shirt was beside me, you knew that guy was gonna die.
- "Oh, Jesus.
" - He got blown up.
Blasted 17 yards down there, splattered on a boulder.
"Well, we lost Dick again," you know? "Too bad about Dick.
" Ah, it's a shame "Beam me up, Scotty's," not your That's fun to say.
I will say it now for the first time on camera.
- [IMITATES DRUMROLL.]
- Beam me up, Scotty.
Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time.
In your neighborhood and in your house.
Having said it for the first time, never again.
[ROCK MUSIC.]
Potato? No, that is its testicles.
- Yeah.
- Don't, Terry.
Little squirt.
- Oh.
- Oh! Terry, look at that, parasailing.
Wow, that's a long way down there.
I'm not doing that.
- Disco bus! - [LAUGHS.]
It's time to party! Lost her Downtown [ROCK MUSIC.]
- Hello, Barcelona.
- What should we do? Do something artistic, do something creative, see something, do something.
- Well - Like watercolor? - Watercolor? - Yeah.
Let's get started.
How is this to start a day? A beautiful park.
Look at this.
Holy mackerel, you know what that is? Look at that.
I've never seen anything like that.
Is that a church? - That's a church.
- Gaudi went from being a traditional architect to being way out like this.
You weren't kidding when you said it was gaudy.
He worked on it for over 40 years.
He steps off a curb.
Bus hits him.
He dies.
It remains unfinished until recently when the government hired 33 architects to get together and finish it the way Gaudi would have loved to have finished it.
- You're a know-it-all.
- I am not a know-it-all.
- You're not? - No.
I I know a lot.
I'm a know-a-lot-it-all a lo I'm a lotta a know-a-lotta.
You're a know-a-lotta.
You know, the thing that makes you different, the thing that separates you is the thing that makes you great, and I have to say Gaudi didn't listen to anybody else.
He did what his imagination told him.
I have the greatest respect for anybody that will go away - from the mainstream.
- Right.
If we didn't dance to our own drum, every one of us right here, we would not be standing right here doing this.
When you're young, you're just trying to fit in, but then when you become a man, you're saying, "No, what makes me separate from the bunch?" Gaudi was a weirdo, and all four of these guys were called weirdoes and are considered a little weird, and that's what made them great.
It's a good thing.
It's not an insult.
That means you could someday be like a Terry Bradshaw or a George Foreman or a William Shatner or a Henry Winkler.
Right now we're going to see the [EXPLOSION POPS.]
- Ooh.
- The bonfire of St.
John.
- San Juan.
San Juan? - [LIVELY MUSIC.]
- - - People all over Barcelona are going to a bonfire somewhere in their neighborhood.
This guy starts off on a mountain and runs down the mountain and lights all the torches, and all the torches take it from that one - No.
- Like the Olympic thing, and then the whole thing explodes.
- One torch? - One torch starts it.
They all write down on a piece of paper what they would like to get rid of from their life.
Guys, I got us paper and pens.
What for? For the tradition you guys were just telling me about.
All righty.
A lot of guys and women write the names of their loved ones.
- Is that true? - Get rid of the - Really? - No, not really.
- No.
- Do we dare What? Trade secrets of what we wrote down? I would sh - No.
- I would share mine.
I want to listen more to my instinct.
I want to not second-guess myself 'cause your instinct knows everything.
Your mind only knows a little.
What is yours? I want to get rid of my bad habits.
What did you reveal? - I'll reveal it too.
- Let me see.
Hiding what makes me different? What made Gaudi different is what made him more successful.
He was set apart from the group.
I've always been real different, but I've always kind of been like, "Ugh, why am I the kid that's needs attention or is silly or is playful or different?" But what made me different is also what's gonna make me great, so I don't want to be ashamed of it.
- And you're not.
- And I won't be.
- Wow.
Champ? - I got nothing to give up.
I've given it all up.
When does the fire start? Does anybody know? When the night comes out.
When the night comes out.
What a great way to say that.
[DRAMATIC MARIACHI MUSIC.]
Now you go.
There's the torch.
They're starting.
Here it goes.
Here it goes.
[LIVELY POP MUSIC.]
Now it's going.
That's amazing.
Wow, that's hot.
I'm taking this moment to embrace what makes me truly unique, and that's what makes me who I am.
How lucky that we are here in Barcelona, and it was the Festival of St.
John.
It was beautiful.
It was exciting.
It was emotional, and we got to be there, and we got to participate.
I'll tell you, life is good.
[EAGLE SCREECHES.]
- [MARIACHI MUSIC.]
- Wow, that's the tango, guys.
Oh, provocative.
I had no idea there was this much dancing in Barcelona.
The tango, I've done this once with Mrs.
C.
Terry Bradshaw, all right.
You know, 99% of dancing is just attitude, baby.
Oh.
Like he's fighting a bull.
Oh! Terry's got dance moves nobody's even thought of, like this one.
It's white Shrek.
Oh, look at this.
Tango, the dance of romance, passion.
- Wow.
- Doesn't look as good.
[FABRIC RIPS.]
And stylizing.
- I got you this.
- With kicks and turns.
It's a dance of passion, quite passionate, but you get the point.
- All right, Bill, you're up.
- The greatest.
Oh, no.
How many 5'6" overweight guys can tango? Look, look, look.
- Oh, Bill.
- Oh, yeah.
Bill, how do you know how to do all this? I really hate to admit that Bill's good at anything.
He's pretty doggone good.
He's married.
- Bill, Bill.
- Whoa! Yes, bravo, bravo! - That's the real thing there.
- I know.
Part of establishing the culture of the place is the cuisine.
That's how you know the people, so I've set up this place for us to eat.
I hope the guys appreciate it.
Look at all this.
Thank you, my friend.
What is this? I suspect he doesn't speak English.
All right, so this looks like food I can eat.
I th that, what is that? They've already just put down a pig's leg on the table.
- And what is this? - Tripe, callos.
Tripe.
What's this? Monkfish? [GAGS.]
[COUGHS.]
[SOLEMN TRUMPET MUSIC.]
Oh, my God, something smells.
Is that fish raw? It smelled like an entire village all wearing smelly gym socks, and then a skunk sprayed them.
- Monkfish, monkfish.
- That's a monkfish? Yeah, and it's good too.
It's delicious.
It's very religious.
- This is just wrong.
- [LAUGHTER.]
[DRAMATIC MUSICAL FLOURISH.]
[GAGS.]
[MARIACHI MUSIC.]
Potato? No, that is its testicles.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- [STIRRING ORCHESTRAL MUSIC.]
- [BOTH GROAN.]
So gross.
Well, isn't this wonderful? I don't understand these guys, squeamish at a couple of testicles? It's nothing.
- Don't, Terry.
- A little squirt.
- Oh.
- Oh! - Terry, what are you doing? - Terry, put it back.
Don't eat it.
Now, usually I'll eat anything, but this? That's too much for me.
It's strawberry balls.
Come on.
Put the balls back where they came from.
See if you can throw a spiral.
- Hey, feel that.
- No.
- It feels good.
- That is so gross.
We'd die if we ate all this food.
It's not even cooked.
It's just the whole thing's making me nauseous.
Just put it over there, George.
I think I'm gonna barf.
I've lost my appetite.
Come on, guys.
Soak up the culture.
Sample the balls.
Has anybody seen my wallet? - No.
- You're kidding.
You lost your wallet? You see what happens when you don't have a man bag? You need a man bag.
ID, credit cards, everything, all gone, a little love note from Stacy, gone.
- What was in your wallet? - A punch card? - No.
- Oh, thank God.
'Cause I had used that already before I left.
Smart man.
My grandfather taught me a saying, and he says, - "All you have to do" - Is? "Is close your eyes and count to ten.
Open your eyes, and you'll know where your wallet is.
" - Really? - Really.
Is he nuts? There is no way this is gonna work.
One, two, three, four, five, six You know, this is bull, literally.
Nine, ten.
- Oh, dah! - [GROANS.]
What's wrong, Bill? - Are you okay? - Oh, my God.
- Don't ask me how I did it.
- There it is.
- You guys.
- Works.
Oh, look at that, my wallet has a new leather.
I am now complete, and I will pay the bill.
We're here in Barcelona.
We should go to the beach.
- Huh? - Oh, the beach.
It's voted one of the best beaches in Europe.
- No kidding? - Right here in Barcelona.
Imagine cleansing yourself in the Mediterranean Ocean.
I don't know that I'm actually beach ready, if you know what I mean.
Yeah, but we should go though.
You guys worried about your rogue hairs? 'Cause we got to wear Speedos.
You're gonna get waxed? Jeff, why didn't you tell us this before we came on the trip? I could have got some clippers out, maybe a blowtorch or a candle, you know? It's like eating wiggly fish in Asia.
We got to dive in and be part of the culture.
There is no way I'm allowing Jeffrey to wax me.
You don't want to show up to the beach all hairy and all gross.
We got to blend in.
You'll love it.
Okay, whatever.
Let's get this hair off our bodies, boys.
Oh, I am not sure.
Jeff thought that part of the culture in Spain is that you got to have beach bodies, and he said, "We got to get the hair off your chest, you know, and your shoulders and your back and everywhere else.
" For once I'm gonna embrace the culture more than Bill.
- How do you like that? - All right, you ready? Now, I know this is gonna hurt.
You don't know how much it's gonna hurt.
- Shut up, Bill.
- Don't do it, Terry.
You've been tortured enough in life.
Why should you do this? Do it, Terry.
This is Jeff, do you know what you're doing? - Yeah, I think.
- No, you're doing wrong.
I'm not sure that waxing is part of the culture of Barcelona but I'm not telling Jeff that.
This is just, like, so frigging wrong.
It's real simple, just wax on, wax off.
Yeah, don't forget, you hurt me, you die.
That's not fair.
You guys ready? Embrace it, now.
All right, on three.
One, two, three.
Wait, I want to add Oh, J Jeff! What? I want to add more.
Jeff, it's gonna stick forever! All right, ready? - Go! - One, two - Jeff! - You going the wrong way.
- God! - [SHOUTS.]
[SQUEALING.]
- Oh, my God.
How bad did it hurt? Have someone slap you with a boat paddle.
That's close.
Oh! Oh, that was great.
I got kicked by a horse, run over by a truck.
That is a warm-up compared to having your hair ripped off your chest.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing? You got to get the rest of you, man.
You - I don't no, no.
- What do you mean? Terry, you can't go like that.
That looks terrible.
Am I bleeding? You're a football player, mate.
Children look up to you.
- One, two - Terry, just say no.
- Three! - Ahh! Oh, my God! Get out of here with that camera! My football hero's screaming in pain.
How is that possible? They're supposed to be, like, men of iron.
They don't scream in pain.
They're football players, for God's sake! I am through! I am I am so through! I'd rather drag my [BLEEP.]
through 40 miles of broken glass than to have that ever happen again.
I gotta have help! [LAUGHTER.]
[EAGLE SCREECHES.]
- - On the beach in Spain.
- Wow.
- This is great, right? Did you guys put suntan lotion on? Terry, look at that.
That's something one of us should do.
- What's that? - Parasailing.
Hang from a parachute several hundred feet in the air.
Wow, that's a long way down there.
I'm not doing that.
Come on, those things fall and crash.
For me to get on that, ain't gonna happen.
Like a matador facing a maddened bull.
I don't want to be up high strapped to some kite pulling me around with some guy that doesn't speak English.
- You want me - Yes.
To go and get rid of some more fears? - That's right.
- I'm 68.
I don't want to be scared, all right? I got a heart condition.
The parachute ride will help straighten all those fibers.
Okay.
- Okay? - All right.
I'm not gonna be a wimp like I was in Munich.
I do not want to get on a gondola.
We're going all the way up there.
Oh, boy.
Not one of my favorite things here.
Do you get nervous when I do this? Hey, don't do that, seriously, now.
Seriously.
- Hey, guys.
- Hi.
- Hola, amigos.
- Game on! How are you? America, I'm about to show you how it's done.
Oh, boy.
That chest wax looks good, but you could have done the whole chest.
This is a beautiful moment.
Terry's super afraid of heights.
Talk about fighting your fears.
All right, out on the open sea.
Oh, boy.
Hey, are there sharks around here? I'm petrified of sharks.
If he gets seasick, it's barf-celona.
Maybe he said no, no, no, I'm not gonna do it.
Maybe he backed out.
This is gonna change everything.
This thing won't top over? No.
[ELECTRONIC MUSIC.]
You can't be scared with that.
Look how happy it is.
- I don't know.
- Once you get up there and you've gone to the bathroom for a minute, you're gonna realize how happy you are that you did this.
I'm having a little adrenaline rush right now.
You think they're trying to talk him into it? Or maybe he's crying, and they're trying to comfort him.
You know what? That's I me I have the same thought.
If I die being strapped to a big old happy face balloon, you tell Shatner it's his fault.
Well, wait a minute.
There's activity on the back of the boat.
- Are you ready, man? - I'm ready.
Give me five.
See you later.
[MELLOW GUITAR MELODY.]
See you later.
Hasta la weggy.
Oh! Yes! You're doing good! Oh, he's going.
- He's airborne.
- He's airborne.
- Oh.
- Oh, look at him.
He's scared.
He's in the air.
He did it.
That is fabulous.
Holy cow.
There's nothing holding me back He's probably loving it up there.
Oh, gee.
- [BIRD SQUAWKING.]
- Oh, this is crazy.
Holy [BLEEP.]
.
Whoo! Floating in the air, I'm kind of digging it.
What a wonderful experience.
Higher and higher.
I have to say my hat is off to Terry.
If you're afraid and face danger, that's real courage.
Oh, my God, I'm above the birds.
Whoo.
This whole trip's about grabbing life by the horns, getting out there, and just let it happen, and at our age to be able to do this He'll be a changed man after that one.
Well, he'll change his underwear, that's for sure.
Well, he's got cojones, I'll say that, and that's the extent of my Spanish.
Hey, Jeff, I'm gonna show you what beach ready in Barcelona is Terry Bradshaw style.
[MUSIC WINDS DOWN.]
- Did he just drop something? - I think he did.
- Oh, his shorts fell off.
- He dropped his drawers.
- Oh, Terry, no.
- Oh, my God.
Terry Bradshaw in all his glory.
[LAUGHTER.]
Whoa.
- Is the world ready for that? - I'm not.
You know, my eyes are burning from the glare.
- There I go again being funny! - [LAUGHTER.]
- Is this allowed? - It's not normal.
Isn't that amazing? Wow, in the middle of the day, a full moon.
- Two of them.
- Over I am fired up, whoo! Hello, Barcelona.
What do you think? [LAUGHS.]
- Oh, look at this.
- Oh, stand up.
Oh, oh.
Oh, boy, I am so glad to be with you guys.
That is the whitest kite in creation.
- Oh, bro.
- Oh.
You did it, dude.
- Oh.
- Good work, bub.
You made it.
You know what? I don't want to see Terry's balls anymore, not even a little.
Happy to be alive, aren't you? - Cut! - [LAUGHS.]
- George.
- George has fainted.
I just knocked George Foreman out.
Down goes Foreman! Wow, what a thing to be part of.
[ROCK MUSIC.]
- Oh, yeah.
- [SIREN WAILING.]
Apparently it's against the law to just roam the streets in swimwear.
- [INAUDIBLE.]
name, name.
- Name? Terry.
- Terry? - I'm very embarrassed.
[EAGLE SCREECHES.]
[PULSING CLUB MUSIC.]
- - What are we doing here? Are we going to embrace the artistic side of Barcelona Mm-hmm.
With this clay and our imagination? We need a naked form, yeah? [ELECTRONIC MUSIC.]
Barcelona's an artistic city.
It's renowned for its sculpture, so that's what I chose to do.
I've taken the guys to a sculpture class where we'll have clay that we'll mold into the most beautiful of forms, the human form.
If Terry walks in here nude I'll have to throw this clay at his head.
I can't see Terry Bradshaw naked again.
Oh, thank goodness you have clothes on.
- Oh.
- See? Look, he's wearing clothes.
- We were- - All right.
Just imagining what it would be like to see you naked.
Well, you've seen me nekkid in Asia.
You've seen me nekkid everywhere we've been.
And all of us were repulsed by the idea of seeing you naked in Barcelona.
I'm repulsed.
That's why I turn the lights out before I get nekkid.
- Uh-huh.
- [LAUGHTER.]
Terry, if you're here, who's naked? [BELL DINGS.]
Oh.
Oh.
- Henry! - [LAUGHTER.]
What are you doing? Turns out all your hair turns gray.
I didn't want to learn that from my uncle Henry.
You're the model? I thought it was gonna be you.
Oh, my God.
[LAUGHTER.]
Barcelona invites you in as a city in order to push you out of your comfort zone.
Uh-huh.
I'm out of my comfort zone right now.
I don't believe it.
Go put your clothes on.
Who knew? Henry has the body of a god: - Buddha.
- [LAUGHS.]
George? George has fainted.
I just knocked George Foreman out? Down goes Foreman! It took a nekkid Henry to put him out.
Just think of me as Ali.
George Foreman just got knocked out by Henry's Winkler.
[SNORING.]
- Hello.
- Hello.
- Hello.
- Welcome to art class.
So you're going to use clay in order to do a masterpiece.
- Maybe.
- I hope so.
- A masterpiece? - Of course.
A masterpiece.
That is right, a masterpiece.
So use the clay in front of you to sculpt and create your vision.
Good luck.
- Henry? - Yeah? - You really have a good shape.
- Thank you.
- Yeah, you look good.
- I'll tell you, you're gonna be easy to put on clay.
No, no, no, no, straight on is really much better.
Oh, my God, I dropped something.
- Oh.
- Oh, my God.
You could sure tell they had the air conditioner on, couldn't you? You know, before the doors opened, I thought to myself, "This could very well be the end of my career.
" - It could be the beginning too.
- As a model.
- As a model? - Yeah.
All of our greatest accomplishments lie on the other side of our comfort zones.
You want to assume other poses? Despacito Now, there's a pose.
What about reaching for the sky pose? What about fear of hell pose? There.
After we were in the middle of the art class Yeah, got that.
I completely forgot that I was naked.
Right, the opposite is not true.
- There you - [LAUGHS.]
Oh, now, that's better.
Angel and goodness.
Okay.
Complete, utter despair.
[LAUGHTER.]
I couldn't forget that you were naked.
I am so glad that I don't have pimples.
- Pimples? - Yeah, on my tush.
So now we'll show the final works.
How about this? Okay, here's the explanation of my work.
It was a statue of my impression of Henry, and then Henry folded in to himself.
I present it to you, Henry, the best of my ability.
You made a weird Henry Winkler baby.
Jeff, what have we got? That is such a likeness.
This is you, and you're just like, "Hey, guys, sculpt me, and here's my privates.
" Very nice.
Thank you.
- I, um - Now let's sculpt George.
I haven't quite gotten used to you pushing on me.
Are you okay? - I'm using you for support.
- Oh, really? - Mm-hmm.
- Well, how about backing up? When I woke up this morning, I never thought that I'd ever experience the moment where Henry would put his Winkler on my leg.
All right, this was gonna be your hair, but we run out of time, so I just did the best I could, gave you some eyes, tried to give you a chest with a six-pack and your arms with no fingers.
If I'd have had another two or three hours, this would have looked exactly like you.
Give me a kiss.
I'm not kidding.
No, that's all right.
That's all right.
That's all right.
That's all right.
I love you, but that's all right.
- All right.
- Was it a good idea for you to come and be naked? I did something I've never done before.
I have been approached to do nude scenes in my career.
I have always turned them down, but here in Barcelona, there I am.
- Would you do it again? - It would not be something I'd run to do, no.
Let's do it again tonight at dinner.
- I don't think so.
- Courage, baby.
Very courageous.
Let's go get something to eat.
- Let's go.
- Who could eat after this? - We could use a drink.
- I could use some clothes.
- Come on, George.
- Is he gone? - Is it safe to get up? - [SIGHS.]
What are you doing? Whoo-hoo-hoo! That's incredible.
Wow, here they come.
- Oh, boy.
- I'm gonna push.
- Rapido! - Yeah, yeah, rapido.
I have them stepping on my head.
[ROCK MUSIC.]
[EAGLE SCREECHES.]
[LIVELY POP MUSIC.]
So we're walking through the park, and the first thing we hear is horns and a drum, and all of a sudden we come upon this tower of human beings.
[LAUGHS.]
If they will let us, we have got to participate.
This is this is amazing.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- What are you doing? - This castellers, it's human towers we make.
- Human? - Human towers.
Oh, human towers.
- Yes.
- Yeah.
You need a faixa.
You start rolling.
- And turn.
- Yeah, like this.
- Oh, roll into it? - Yeah.
I've just lost 20 pounds, guys.
Yeah, it looks good.
You look trim.
I want to wear one of these sashes all the time.
It's very slimming.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Keep it tight.
I'm wearing my basha.
Is this a basha? Faixa.
You're the star.
You're the top.
You're the top.
- I'm new.
- [LAUGHTER.]
Are you afraid up there? No? Not a nada? We're gonna do this.
They practice three times a week.
We just walked up here.
[MEN SPEAKING SPANISH.]
Just a young gun with a quick fuse I was uptight, wanna let loose Wow, here they come.
- I'm going to push.
- Rapido! - Yeah, yeah, rapido.
- Look at this.
Unbelievable.
Even my voice is changed.
- Nice.
- That's good.
That's good.
He is embracing the culture.
- Yeah.
- Am I right? - Yeah.
- Am I right? Yeah, you're right.
You want to embrace the culture.
You talk about it all the time.
I know, but that embracing that guy is I don't know, somebody's got their hands on their ass.
Hey, watch yourself, Jeffrey.
This is actually a really touching moment, like, actually, there's, like, a lot of touching going on.
- Here they come.
- Oh, boy.
I'm crucial to this process.
Thunder, feel the thunder It's exciting to get to the top.
Look at this.
Whoo-hoo-hoo! That's incredible, little toes and little fingers all over.
Look at her go.
A group of them form the outer wall.
Yeah.
- Then they form this tower.
- Yeah.
Then this six-year-old little girl climbs fearlessly to the top.
- She's just - And she's, like, the - The diadem.
- She yeah, or the - The crown.
- The the - The glory.
- The star.
There she is.
She's up top.
Yeah-ha! - - Whoa! This is deeply touching.
As the traveler, it's not just seeing the sights.
It's the interaction with the people and their customs and their way of life.
Bravo, you little cutie pie, bravo.
Come here.
There we go.
- Bravo, bravo! Hey! - Bravo! Here we are in a foreign city.
We don't speak the language.
- Wow.
- Oh, my goodness.
This was something to witness.
They're brave, incredible.
But what happens person to person, it never ceases to amaze me.
I had them stepping on my head.
Great, really.
- Good job.
- Thank you.
You know, as you get older, you've got a choice.
You can either push your boundaries or close yourself off.
Henry, I don't believe it.
You're the model? That's what our time here in Barcelona has pointed out to us.
[SCREAMS.]
No, my God! No matter how old you get, go outside your comfort zone.
- Oh, my God.
- He did it.
If you're afraid and face danger, that's real courage.
And see what the world has to offer.
Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful.
I am so happy.
I'm taking my vashy home.
I think it slims me right out.
It makes me I walk differently with my vaix.
- It's coming loose.
- Oh, my my it's coming Okay, here we go.
I'm going.
[PLAYFUL SALSA MUSIC.]
[EAGLE SCREECHES.]
5".]
And a world of unparalleled culture and sophistication.
[RECORD SCRATCH.]
They're back.
Holiday road NARRATOR: Four living legends.
We got to have a walk-off, a goat walk-off.
NARRATOR: Saddle up again We're gonna get arrested.
NARRATOR: For a European adventure they'll never forget.
Holiday road I'm outta here.
NARRATOR: Starring TV superstar Henry Winkler Oh, Bill.
NARRATOR: Cultural icon [SPEAKS NATIVE LANGUAGE.]
NARRATOR: William Shatner, NFL hall-of-famer This is a good look for me.
- Yeah.
NARRATOR: Terry Bradshaw.
[ULULATING.]
NARRATOR: Former heavyweight champion George Foreman.
Oh! We're from America.
NARRATOR: Jeff Dye as the sidekick.
[FARTS.]
Oh, Jeff, you stinky [BLEEP.]
.
I'm above the birds.
NARRATOR: Barcelona.
His shorts fell off.
Oh, look at this.
- What's this? - Monkfish.
- Monkfish? - Oh.
Is that fish raw? NARRATOR: Just when you thought it was safe to go back on vacation.
[RIP.]
Better late This is really something to see.
NARRATOR: Than never.
Oh, my God.
[POP MUSIC.]
Spain, here we come.
I got my red and yellow on.
The plane's about to take off.
Henry and Terry are missing.
The last thing I heard them talking about was purses.
I'm confused.
Why are we here? You're looking for what? A man purse.
There comes a time in life when you just have to finally get past everything and say, "I need a man purse.
" I lost a $600 pair of prescription glasses.
- Okay.
- Gone.
- Gone? - I need something to put my wallet and sunglasses and key and stuff in.
Man purse sounded like the right thing, so I got a blue man purse, you know, made my eyes look good, and I like it.
Spain, here we come.
We're in Spain to have an adventure in Barcelona.
Welcome to Barcelona, boys! [DRAMATIC MARIACHI MUSIC.]
We are in Barcelona.
I know, and what a city this is for us.
It's artistic.
It's thriving.
Did you see the life on the streets? I have.
It's our kind of city, baby.
Yeah.
[LIVELY SALSA MUSIC.]
- Hey, look at this.
- This is awesome.
We're walking down the streets of Barcelona, and we come upon this parade and people in these wild, gigantic heads.
We've got to be part of this.
Man, you just can't take that boy anywhere.
There is a store that sells these heads, and we can go and get one.
Are you in? - Yeah, I'm in.
Let's go.
- Are you in? I didn't travel all the way over here to be boring.
Let's go.
It's to be part of this parade, we need the giant costumes.
- We want to be a part of this.
- So Last thing this ne group needs is another big head.
- You know this to be the place? - This is it.
Look at this.
We want to be part of that parade.
- Really? - The one we saw? - Are you sure? - Oh, absolutely.
Can you help us? Yes, of course, but you have to tend the consequences.
- What are the consequences? - Ah, no, don't worry.
There's no consequences.
Boy, this is a strange place, strange place.
I'm gonna show you the shop.
This was opened in 1838.
It's 179 years of history.
- This is great.
- Wow.
- The iconic U.
S.
president.
- Oh, my goodness.
It looks just like him.
What's the one in the middle? - That's Terry Bradshaw.
- Oh, yeah.
Terry Bradshaw, got my own head right here.
That's me, Jack.
Yeah, he lost a tooth, remember? It's Terry Bradshaw with a missing tooth.
Even in Barcelona they're taking shots at me.
Yeah, you're gonna stop laughing when you get tackled.
Yesiree, I call my own plays and everything.
- Uh-oh.
- [GLASS SHATTERS.]
I got a big head.
Let's pick out our favorite masks Yeah? And then get back in that parade.
I'm gonna choose this one.
- Do I look smart? - That's an improvement.
George, keep it.
[SPEAKING SPANISH.]
Guys, I picked mine.
Guys? [ROARING.]
How much is this one? El stupido.
Yesiree, I'm wearing me.
[SNORING.]
Now, that's that's him.
Professor George.
Oh, the malevolent George.
You're waking him up.
- I have the donkey.
- You're gonna be the donkey? I think it's appropriate.
You are surely a horse's ass now.
It's a Jeff ass.
And he's so much kinder than a jackass.
- They're pretty even.
- Close.
I chose myself a mask, and the reason I did that was I've already got a giant head.
Try not to ruin the mask.
I saw Popeye, and I thought, "Once in my life I'm gonna be strong.
" I chose the chicken because the chicken goes great with the George Foreman grill.
All right, let's get back to that parade.
This way.
This is really something to see, isn't it? Yeah, if I didn't have this thing on, I would be able to say the same thing.
I can't see a thing.
Do we need to turn? Look at this, all this dancing and pageantry right here in the streets of Barcelona.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Even George is dancing.
That's an itch.
He's getting, like, an itch.
Oh.
We haven't been here long in Barcelona, and we've already been part of the culture.
I can't wait to see what else this city has in store for us.
[DUCK QUACKS.]
If you guys want an authentic European experience, there's nothing more European than staying in a hostel.
- It looks hostile.
- Can't we just stay in one hotel, one normal hotel just once? Well, no, this one is an authentic European experience, so to answer your question, no.
- Welcome to your room.
- Thank you.
- Please.
- Oh, this is great.
- Bunk bed? - Yeah.
- Man.
- Whose room is this? It's a hostel, so we share the room.
Yeah, with each other.
This is carrying togetherness a little far, isn't it? I want my own room.
I want my own bed.
- You're a snob.
- I want my own bathroom.
- Hey, Bill.
- What is it, Terry? Give me one "Beam me up, Scotty.
" No.
- Just one.
Come on.
- All right, here it comes.
You ready? - Yeah.
- Whoa.
- That's Henry's thing.
- Captain Kirk never said, "Beam me up, Scotty.
" Do you know that people all over the world in every language who watch "Star Trek" have said, "Beam me up, Scotty"? I know, never said it.
"Scotty, beam me up," "Two to beam up," I mean, everything else but, "Beam me up, Scotty.
" Nobody ever said, "Beam me up, Scotty.
" He's never actually said, "Beam me up, Scotty.
" Unbelievable.
But there were other other phrases.
- What was your catch phrase? - Well, "We need more power.
" - Ah! - "Scotty, we need more power!" "I'm trying.
I'm trying, Captain.
I'm trying.
" "Look at that.
What's that?" - "I don't know.
" - [LAUGHTER.]
Then there was always a guy in red, in a red shirt beside me.
- Yeah.
- And every time a guy in a red shirt was beside me, you knew that guy was gonna die.
- "Oh, Jesus.
" - He got blown up.
Blasted 17 yards down there, splattered on a boulder.
"Well, we lost Dick again," you know? "Too bad about Dick.
" Ah, it's a shame "Beam me up, Scotty's," not your That's fun to say.
I will say it now for the first time on camera.
- [IMITATES DRUMROLL.]
- Beam me up, Scotty.
Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time.
In your neighborhood and in your house.
Having said it for the first time, never again.
[ROCK MUSIC.]
Potato? No, that is its testicles.
- Yeah.
- Don't, Terry.
Little squirt.
- Oh.
- Oh! Terry, look at that, parasailing.
Wow, that's a long way down there.
I'm not doing that.
- Disco bus! - [LAUGHS.]
It's time to party! Lost her Downtown [ROCK MUSIC.]
- Hello, Barcelona.
- What should we do? Do something artistic, do something creative, see something, do something.
- Well - Like watercolor? - Watercolor? - Yeah.
Let's get started.
How is this to start a day? A beautiful park.
Look at this.
Holy mackerel, you know what that is? Look at that.
I've never seen anything like that.
Is that a church? - That's a church.
- Gaudi went from being a traditional architect to being way out like this.
You weren't kidding when you said it was gaudy.
He worked on it for over 40 years.
He steps off a curb.
Bus hits him.
He dies.
It remains unfinished until recently when the government hired 33 architects to get together and finish it the way Gaudi would have loved to have finished it.
- You're a know-it-all.
- I am not a know-it-all.
- You're not? - No.
I I know a lot.
I'm a know-a-lot-it-all a lo I'm a lotta a know-a-lotta.
You're a know-a-lotta.
You know, the thing that makes you different, the thing that separates you is the thing that makes you great, and I have to say Gaudi didn't listen to anybody else.
He did what his imagination told him.
I have the greatest respect for anybody that will go away - from the mainstream.
- Right.
If we didn't dance to our own drum, every one of us right here, we would not be standing right here doing this.
When you're young, you're just trying to fit in, but then when you become a man, you're saying, "No, what makes me separate from the bunch?" Gaudi was a weirdo, and all four of these guys were called weirdoes and are considered a little weird, and that's what made them great.
It's a good thing.
It's not an insult.
That means you could someday be like a Terry Bradshaw or a George Foreman or a William Shatner or a Henry Winkler.
Right now we're going to see the [EXPLOSION POPS.]
- Ooh.
- The bonfire of St.
John.
- San Juan.
San Juan? - [LIVELY MUSIC.]
- - - People all over Barcelona are going to a bonfire somewhere in their neighborhood.
This guy starts off on a mountain and runs down the mountain and lights all the torches, and all the torches take it from that one - No.
- Like the Olympic thing, and then the whole thing explodes.
- One torch? - One torch starts it.
They all write down on a piece of paper what they would like to get rid of from their life.
Guys, I got us paper and pens.
What for? For the tradition you guys were just telling me about.
All righty.
A lot of guys and women write the names of their loved ones.
- Is that true? - Get rid of the - Really? - No, not really.
- No.
- Do we dare What? Trade secrets of what we wrote down? I would sh - No.
- I would share mine.
I want to listen more to my instinct.
I want to not second-guess myself 'cause your instinct knows everything.
Your mind only knows a little.
What is yours? I want to get rid of my bad habits.
What did you reveal? - I'll reveal it too.
- Let me see.
Hiding what makes me different? What made Gaudi different is what made him more successful.
He was set apart from the group.
I've always been real different, but I've always kind of been like, "Ugh, why am I the kid that's needs attention or is silly or is playful or different?" But what made me different is also what's gonna make me great, so I don't want to be ashamed of it.
- And you're not.
- And I won't be.
- Wow.
Champ? - I got nothing to give up.
I've given it all up.
When does the fire start? Does anybody know? When the night comes out.
When the night comes out.
What a great way to say that.
[DRAMATIC MARIACHI MUSIC.]
Now you go.
There's the torch.
They're starting.
Here it goes.
Here it goes.
[LIVELY POP MUSIC.]
Now it's going.
That's amazing.
Wow, that's hot.
I'm taking this moment to embrace what makes me truly unique, and that's what makes me who I am.
How lucky that we are here in Barcelona, and it was the Festival of St.
John.
It was beautiful.
It was exciting.
It was emotional, and we got to be there, and we got to participate.
I'll tell you, life is good.
[EAGLE SCREECHES.]
- [MARIACHI MUSIC.]
- Wow, that's the tango, guys.
Oh, provocative.
I had no idea there was this much dancing in Barcelona.
The tango, I've done this once with Mrs.
C.
Terry Bradshaw, all right.
You know, 99% of dancing is just attitude, baby.
Oh.
Like he's fighting a bull.
Oh! Terry's got dance moves nobody's even thought of, like this one.
It's white Shrek.
Oh, look at this.
Tango, the dance of romance, passion.
- Wow.
- Doesn't look as good.
[FABRIC RIPS.]
And stylizing.
- I got you this.
- With kicks and turns.
It's a dance of passion, quite passionate, but you get the point.
- All right, Bill, you're up.
- The greatest.
Oh, no.
How many 5'6" overweight guys can tango? Look, look, look.
- Oh, Bill.
- Oh, yeah.
Bill, how do you know how to do all this? I really hate to admit that Bill's good at anything.
He's pretty doggone good.
He's married.
- Bill, Bill.
- Whoa! Yes, bravo, bravo! - That's the real thing there.
- I know.
Part of establishing the culture of the place is the cuisine.
That's how you know the people, so I've set up this place for us to eat.
I hope the guys appreciate it.
Look at all this.
Thank you, my friend.
What is this? I suspect he doesn't speak English.
All right, so this looks like food I can eat.
I th that, what is that? They've already just put down a pig's leg on the table.
- And what is this? - Tripe, callos.
Tripe.
What's this? Monkfish? [GAGS.]
[COUGHS.]
[SOLEMN TRUMPET MUSIC.]
Oh, my God, something smells.
Is that fish raw? It smelled like an entire village all wearing smelly gym socks, and then a skunk sprayed them.
- Monkfish, monkfish.
- That's a monkfish? Yeah, and it's good too.
It's delicious.
It's very religious.
- This is just wrong.
- [LAUGHTER.]
[DRAMATIC MUSICAL FLOURISH.]
[GAGS.]
[MARIACHI MUSIC.]
Potato? No, that is its testicles.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- [STIRRING ORCHESTRAL MUSIC.]
- [BOTH GROAN.]
So gross.
Well, isn't this wonderful? I don't understand these guys, squeamish at a couple of testicles? It's nothing.
- Don't, Terry.
- A little squirt.
- Oh.
- Oh! - Terry, what are you doing? - Terry, put it back.
Don't eat it.
Now, usually I'll eat anything, but this? That's too much for me.
It's strawberry balls.
Come on.
Put the balls back where they came from.
See if you can throw a spiral.
- Hey, feel that.
- No.
- It feels good.
- That is so gross.
We'd die if we ate all this food.
It's not even cooked.
It's just the whole thing's making me nauseous.
Just put it over there, George.
I think I'm gonna barf.
I've lost my appetite.
Come on, guys.
Soak up the culture.
Sample the balls.
Has anybody seen my wallet? - No.
- You're kidding.
You lost your wallet? You see what happens when you don't have a man bag? You need a man bag.
ID, credit cards, everything, all gone, a little love note from Stacy, gone.
- What was in your wallet? - A punch card? - No.
- Oh, thank God.
'Cause I had used that already before I left.
Smart man.
My grandfather taught me a saying, and he says, - "All you have to do" - Is? "Is close your eyes and count to ten.
Open your eyes, and you'll know where your wallet is.
" - Really? - Really.
Is he nuts? There is no way this is gonna work.
One, two, three, four, five, six You know, this is bull, literally.
Nine, ten.
- Oh, dah! - [GROANS.]
What's wrong, Bill? - Are you okay? - Oh, my God.
- Don't ask me how I did it.
- There it is.
- You guys.
- Works.
Oh, look at that, my wallet has a new leather.
I am now complete, and I will pay the bill.
We're here in Barcelona.
We should go to the beach.
- Huh? - Oh, the beach.
It's voted one of the best beaches in Europe.
- No kidding? - Right here in Barcelona.
Imagine cleansing yourself in the Mediterranean Ocean.
I don't know that I'm actually beach ready, if you know what I mean.
Yeah, but we should go though.
You guys worried about your rogue hairs? 'Cause we got to wear Speedos.
You're gonna get waxed? Jeff, why didn't you tell us this before we came on the trip? I could have got some clippers out, maybe a blowtorch or a candle, you know? It's like eating wiggly fish in Asia.
We got to dive in and be part of the culture.
There is no way I'm allowing Jeffrey to wax me.
You don't want to show up to the beach all hairy and all gross.
We got to blend in.
You'll love it.
Okay, whatever.
Let's get this hair off our bodies, boys.
Oh, I am not sure.
Jeff thought that part of the culture in Spain is that you got to have beach bodies, and he said, "We got to get the hair off your chest, you know, and your shoulders and your back and everywhere else.
" For once I'm gonna embrace the culture more than Bill.
- How do you like that? - All right, you ready? Now, I know this is gonna hurt.
You don't know how much it's gonna hurt.
- Shut up, Bill.
- Don't do it, Terry.
You've been tortured enough in life.
Why should you do this? Do it, Terry.
This is Jeff, do you know what you're doing? - Yeah, I think.
- No, you're doing wrong.
I'm not sure that waxing is part of the culture of Barcelona but I'm not telling Jeff that.
This is just, like, so frigging wrong.
It's real simple, just wax on, wax off.
Yeah, don't forget, you hurt me, you die.
That's not fair.
You guys ready? Embrace it, now.
All right, on three.
One, two, three.
Wait, I want to add Oh, J Jeff! What? I want to add more.
Jeff, it's gonna stick forever! All right, ready? - Go! - One, two - Jeff! - You going the wrong way.
- God! - [SHOUTS.]
[SQUEALING.]
- Oh, my God.
How bad did it hurt? Have someone slap you with a boat paddle.
That's close.
Oh! Oh, that was great.
I got kicked by a horse, run over by a truck.
That is a warm-up compared to having your hair ripped off your chest.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing? You got to get the rest of you, man.
You - I don't no, no.
- What do you mean? Terry, you can't go like that.
That looks terrible.
Am I bleeding? You're a football player, mate.
Children look up to you.
- One, two - Terry, just say no.
- Three! - Ahh! Oh, my God! Get out of here with that camera! My football hero's screaming in pain.
How is that possible? They're supposed to be, like, men of iron.
They don't scream in pain.
They're football players, for God's sake! I am through! I am I am so through! I'd rather drag my [BLEEP.]
through 40 miles of broken glass than to have that ever happen again.
I gotta have help! [LAUGHTER.]
[EAGLE SCREECHES.]
- - On the beach in Spain.
- Wow.
- This is great, right? Did you guys put suntan lotion on? Terry, look at that.
That's something one of us should do.
- What's that? - Parasailing.
Hang from a parachute several hundred feet in the air.
Wow, that's a long way down there.
I'm not doing that.
Come on, those things fall and crash.
For me to get on that, ain't gonna happen.
Like a matador facing a maddened bull.
I don't want to be up high strapped to some kite pulling me around with some guy that doesn't speak English.
- You want me - Yes.
To go and get rid of some more fears? - That's right.
- I'm 68.
I don't want to be scared, all right? I got a heart condition.
The parachute ride will help straighten all those fibers.
Okay.
- Okay? - All right.
I'm not gonna be a wimp like I was in Munich.
I do not want to get on a gondola.
We're going all the way up there.
Oh, boy.
Not one of my favorite things here.
Do you get nervous when I do this? Hey, don't do that, seriously, now.
Seriously.
- Hey, guys.
- Hi.
- Hola, amigos.
- Game on! How are you? America, I'm about to show you how it's done.
Oh, boy.
That chest wax looks good, but you could have done the whole chest.
This is a beautiful moment.
Terry's super afraid of heights.
Talk about fighting your fears.
All right, out on the open sea.
Oh, boy.
Hey, are there sharks around here? I'm petrified of sharks.
If he gets seasick, it's barf-celona.
Maybe he said no, no, no, I'm not gonna do it.
Maybe he backed out.
This is gonna change everything.
This thing won't top over? No.
[ELECTRONIC MUSIC.]
You can't be scared with that.
Look how happy it is.
- I don't know.
- Once you get up there and you've gone to the bathroom for a minute, you're gonna realize how happy you are that you did this.
I'm having a little adrenaline rush right now.
You think they're trying to talk him into it? Or maybe he's crying, and they're trying to comfort him.
You know what? That's I me I have the same thought.
If I die being strapped to a big old happy face balloon, you tell Shatner it's his fault.
Well, wait a minute.
There's activity on the back of the boat.
- Are you ready, man? - I'm ready.
Give me five.
See you later.
[MELLOW GUITAR MELODY.]
See you later.
Hasta la weggy.
Oh! Yes! You're doing good! Oh, he's going.
- He's airborne.
- He's airborne.
- Oh.
- Oh, look at him.
He's scared.
He's in the air.
He did it.
That is fabulous.
Holy cow.
There's nothing holding me back He's probably loving it up there.
Oh, gee.
- [BIRD SQUAWKING.]
- Oh, this is crazy.
Holy [BLEEP.]
.
Whoo! Floating in the air, I'm kind of digging it.
What a wonderful experience.
Higher and higher.
I have to say my hat is off to Terry.
If you're afraid and face danger, that's real courage.
Oh, my God, I'm above the birds.
Whoo.
This whole trip's about grabbing life by the horns, getting out there, and just let it happen, and at our age to be able to do this He'll be a changed man after that one.
Well, he'll change his underwear, that's for sure.
Well, he's got cojones, I'll say that, and that's the extent of my Spanish.
Hey, Jeff, I'm gonna show you what beach ready in Barcelona is Terry Bradshaw style.
[MUSIC WINDS DOWN.]
- Did he just drop something? - I think he did.
- Oh, his shorts fell off.
- He dropped his drawers.
- Oh, Terry, no.
- Oh, my God.
Terry Bradshaw in all his glory.
[LAUGHTER.]
Whoa.
- Is the world ready for that? - I'm not.
You know, my eyes are burning from the glare.
- There I go again being funny! - [LAUGHTER.]
- Is this allowed? - It's not normal.
Isn't that amazing? Wow, in the middle of the day, a full moon.
- Two of them.
- Over I am fired up, whoo! Hello, Barcelona.
What do you think? [LAUGHS.]
- Oh, look at this.
- Oh, stand up.
Oh, oh.
Oh, boy, I am so glad to be with you guys.
That is the whitest kite in creation.
- Oh, bro.
- Oh.
You did it, dude.
- Oh.
- Good work, bub.
You made it.
You know what? I don't want to see Terry's balls anymore, not even a little.
Happy to be alive, aren't you? - Cut! - [LAUGHS.]
- George.
- George has fainted.
I just knocked George Foreman out.
Down goes Foreman! Wow, what a thing to be part of.
[ROCK MUSIC.]
- Oh, yeah.
- [SIREN WAILING.]
Apparently it's against the law to just roam the streets in swimwear.
- [INAUDIBLE.]
name, name.
- Name? Terry.
- Terry? - I'm very embarrassed.
[EAGLE SCREECHES.]
[PULSING CLUB MUSIC.]
- - What are we doing here? Are we going to embrace the artistic side of Barcelona Mm-hmm.
With this clay and our imagination? We need a naked form, yeah? [ELECTRONIC MUSIC.]
Barcelona's an artistic city.
It's renowned for its sculpture, so that's what I chose to do.
I've taken the guys to a sculpture class where we'll have clay that we'll mold into the most beautiful of forms, the human form.
If Terry walks in here nude I'll have to throw this clay at his head.
I can't see Terry Bradshaw naked again.
Oh, thank goodness you have clothes on.
- Oh.
- See? Look, he's wearing clothes.
- We were- - All right.
Just imagining what it would be like to see you naked.
Well, you've seen me nekkid in Asia.
You've seen me nekkid everywhere we've been.
And all of us were repulsed by the idea of seeing you naked in Barcelona.
I'm repulsed.
That's why I turn the lights out before I get nekkid.
- Uh-huh.
- [LAUGHTER.]
Terry, if you're here, who's naked? [BELL DINGS.]
Oh.
Oh.
- Henry! - [LAUGHTER.]
What are you doing? Turns out all your hair turns gray.
I didn't want to learn that from my uncle Henry.
You're the model? I thought it was gonna be you.
Oh, my God.
[LAUGHTER.]
Barcelona invites you in as a city in order to push you out of your comfort zone.
Uh-huh.
I'm out of my comfort zone right now.
I don't believe it.
Go put your clothes on.
Who knew? Henry has the body of a god: - Buddha.
- [LAUGHS.]
George? George has fainted.
I just knocked George Foreman out? Down goes Foreman! It took a nekkid Henry to put him out.
Just think of me as Ali.
George Foreman just got knocked out by Henry's Winkler.
[SNORING.]
- Hello.
- Hello.
- Hello.
- Welcome to art class.
So you're going to use clay in order to do a masterpiece.
- Maybe.
- I hope so.
- A masterpiece? - Of course.
A masterpiece.
That is right, a masterpiece.
So use the clay in front of you to sculpt and create your vision.
Good luck.
- Henry? - Yeah? - You really have a good shape.
- Thank you.
- Yeah, you look good.
- I'll tell you, you're gonna be easy to put on clay.
No, no, no, no, straight on is really much better.
Oh, my God, I dropped something.
- Oh.
- Oh, my God.
You could sure tell they had the air conditioner on, couldn't you? You know, before the doors opened, I thought to myself, "This could very well be the end of my career.
" - It could be the beginning too.
- As a model.
- As a model? - Yeah.
All of our greatest accomplishments lie on the other side of our comfort zones.
You want to assume other poses? Despacito Now, there's a pose.
What about reaching for the sky pose? What about fear of hell pose? There.
After we were in the middle of the art class Yeah, got that.
I completely forgot that I was naked.
Right, the opposite is not true.
- There you - [LAUGHS.]
Oh, now, that's better.
Angel and goodness.
Okay.
Complete, utter despair.
[LAUGHTER.]
I couldn't forget that you were naked.
I am so glad that I don't have pimples.
- Pimples? - Yeah, on my tush.
So now we'll show the final works.
How about this? Okay, here's the explanation of my work.
It was a statue of my impression of Henry, and then Henry folded in to himself.
I present it to you, Henry, the best of my ability.
You made a weird Henry Winkler baby.
Jeff, what have we got? That is such a likeness.
This is you, and you're just like, "Hey, guys, sculpt me, and here's my privates.
" Very nice.
Thank you.
- I, um - Now let's sculpt George.
I haven't quite gotten used to you pushing on me.
Are you okay? - I'm using you for support.
- Oh, really? - Mm-hmm.
- Well, how about backing up? When I woke up this morning, I never thought that I'd ever experience the moment where Henry would put his Winkler on my leg.
All right, this was gonna be your hair, but we run out of time, so I just did the best I could, gave you some eyes, tried to give you a chest with a six-pack and your arms with no fingers.
If I'd have had another two or three hours, this would have looked exactly like you.
Give me a kiss.
I'm not kidding.
No, that's all right.
That's all right.
That's all right.
That's all right.
I love you, but that's all right.
- All right.
- Was it a good idea for you to come and be naked? I did something I've never done before.
I have been approached to do nude scenes in my career.
I have always turned them down, but here in Barcelona, there I am.
- Would you do it again? - It would not be something I'd run to do, no.
Let's do it again tonight at dinner.
- I don't think so.
- Courage, baby.
Very courageous.
Let's go get something to eat.
- Let's go.
- Who could eat after this? - We could use a drink.
- I could use some clothes.
- Come on, George.
- Is he gone? - Is it safe to get up? - [SIGHS.]
What are you doing? Whoo-hoo-hoo! That's incredible.
Wow, here they come.
- Oh, boy.
- I'm gonna push.
- Rapido! - Yeah, yeah, rapido.
I have them stepping on my head.
[ROCK MUSIC.]
[EAGLE SCREECHES.]
[LIVELY POP MUSIC.]
So we're walking through the park, and the first thing we hear is horns and a drum, and all of a sudden we come upon this tower of human beings.
[LAUGHS.]
If they will let us, we have got to participate.
This is this is amazing.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- What are you doing? - This castellers, it's human towers we make.
- Human? - Human towers.
Oh, human towers.
- Yes.
- Yeah.
You need a faixa.
You start rolling.
- And turn.
- Yeah, like this.
- Oh, roll into it? - Yeah.
I've just lost 20 pounds, guys.
Yeah, it looks good.
You look trim.
I want to wear one of these sashes all the time.
It's very slimming.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Keep it tight.
I'm wearing my basha.
Is this a basha? Faixa.
You're the star.
You're the top.
You're the top.
- I'm new.
- [LAUGHTER.]
Are you afraid up there? No? Not a nada? We're gonna do this.
They practice three times a week.
We just walked up here.
[MEN SPEAKING SPANISH.]
Just a young gun with a quick fuse I was uptight, wanna let loose Wow, here they come.
- I'm going to push.
- Rapido! - Yeah, yeah, rapido.
- Look at this.
Unbelievable.
Even my voice is changed.
- Nice.
- That's good.
That's good.
He is embracing the culture.
- Yeah.
- Am I right? - Yeah.
- Am I right? Yeah, you're right.
You want to embrace the culture.
You talk about it all the time.
I know, but that embracing that guy is I don't know, somebody's got their hands on their ass.
Hey, watch yourself, Jeffrey.
This is actually a really touching moment, like, actually, there's, like, a lot of touching going on.
- Here they come.
- Oh, boy.
I'm crucial to this process.
Thunder, feel the thunder It's exciting to get to the top.
Look at this.
Whoo-hoo-hoo! That's incredible, little toes and little fingers all over.
Look at her go.
A group of them form the outer wall.
Yeah.
- Then they form this tower.
- Yeah.
Then this six-year-old little girl climbs fearlessly to the top.
- She's just - And she's, like, the - The diadem.
- She yeah, or the - The crown.
- The the - The glory.
- The star.
There she is.
She's up top.
Yeah-ha! - - Whoa! This is deeply touching.
As the traveler, it's not just seeing the sights.
It's the interaction with the people and their customs and their way of life.
Bravo, you little cutie pie, bravo.
Come here.
There we go.
- Bravo, bravo! Hey! - Bravo! Here we are in a foreign city.
We don't speak the language.
- Wow.
- Oh, my goodness.
This was something to witness.
They're brave, incredible.
But what happens person to person, it never ceases to amaze me.
I had them stepping on my head.
Great, really.
- Good job.
- Thank you.
You know, as you get older, you've got a choice.
You can either push your boundaries or close yourself off.
Henry, I don't believe it.
You're the model? That's what our time here in Barcelona has pointed out to us.
[SCREAMS.]
No, my God! No matter how old you get, go outside your comfort zone.
- Oh, my God.
- He did it.
If you're afraid and face danger, that's real courage.
And see what the world has to offer.
Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful.
I am so happy.
I'm taking my vashy home.
I think it slims me right out.
It makes me I walk differently with my vaix.
- It's coming loose.
- Oh, my my it's coming Okay, here we go.
I'm going.
[PLAYFUL SALSA MUSIC.]
[EAGLE SCREECHES.]