Big City Greens (2018) s02e05 Episode Script

[theme music playing]
One, two, one, two, three ♪
[vocalizing]
[vocalizing]
[vocalizing]
[chicken cackles]
[wind howling]
Boycott Wholesome Foods!
Boycott Wholesome-- whoa!
Ha! [grunts]
Okay, that's the sixth protester today.
We haven't had a customer in weeks.
It's all going wrong,
and I don't know why!
It's the video.
It's the video.
Oh, yeah, it's the video.
-No, it's not.
-Yeah, it is.
[CLERK] Remember that time
you violently pelted
that kid with tomatoes?
What, what?
That's right, baby!
Chip! Chip! Chip!
Well, it kind of went viral,
and now no one wants to shop here.
That was taken out of context!
Aw! Chip chipped my phone.
[sharp gasp]
Kinda like your teeth every time
you see that kid!
Your name is a joke now.
-[laughter]
-Grr! You're all fired!
-[laughter]
-Yeah, right.
[Chip growls]
If I never met the Greens,
none of this would have happened.
This is all their fault!
Those horrible, filthy Greens will pay!
And that's my impression of a salmon!
-[GRAMMA] Proud of you.
-[CRICKET] Wow.
[BILL] Who wants a peanut butter ball?
-[all clamoring]
-Ooh, I'll take one!
[ALL] Wha--
I'll take a ball--
a wrecking ball, that is--
[CHIP] because I'm going
to wreck your house
and drive you Greens out of town
once and for all.
Bye-bye, Greens!
-[Greens screaming]
-[Officer Keys whistling]
Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
Don't quote me on this,
but I believe murder is illegal.
-Oh, no!
-[all gasping]
Aah!
[crash]
[soft groan]
-[tooth cracking]
-Oh, no, no, no!
Aw, come on!
[MR. WHISTLER] Oh, Chip.
You don't understand.
These people hurt our business
and disrespect my very expensive
and perfect teeth. [groans]
Wholesome Food needs to be
a friend to farmers.
Knockin' down a local farmer's house
and pelting a farm boy with tomatoes.
Tomatoes are for eatin'. Those go in here.
What happened to you?
What happened to my boy?
Uh, he got way hotter.
[groans] If you'd ever done any farming,
like I did in my co-op days,
you'd know you reap what you sow.
You know, my retirement's coming up,
and I was plannin' to put you in charge.
But you've backed me into a corner here.
I hate to do this, son, but you're out.
Wha-- what?
Daddy, no! [cries]
Tell me what to do. I-I'll do anything.
Maybe if you prove you're really sorry
for what you've done to that family.
I'm really sorry, I swear!
Not to me, to them.
Aww. One of your forgiveness contracts?
This is how Daddy knows it's real.
[whiny groan]
Get each of the Greens to sign,
and I'll reconsider your future
with this company.
You go it, Dad.
I mean, how hard can it be?
Hey, Dad, can I try?
Son, I'm gonna be honest.
I don't trust you with a hammer.
[CHIP] Hey, hey! How y'all doin'?
[gasps] Chip's back
to finish what he started!
Tilly, call the police!
Got it. I do hope
they send the dogs this time.
Whoa, whoa, hey!
I am not here to start any--
I got him! [growling]
-Now hold on-- Whoa!
-Keep him pinned, boy!
Let's see how well this bougie trash
can tear up the house
when he's got no hands!
Aaah!
No, you don't understand!
I'm here to apologize!
Wait, what?
Well, I think that's lovely.
It takes a big man to say that he's sorry.
That's why Papa's always apologizin'
to everyone.
[BILL] Sorry, sorry! I was in the bushes
over there. What's goin' on?
Chip's here to apologize supposedly.
-[chomp]
-Aah!
Oh. Is that true?
Yeah, yeah, no, listen, um
I realize putting a wrecking ball
through someone's house
might not have been,
uh, appropriate, so, yeah, so, sorry.
I hope we can move on and grow as people.
Yadda yadda yadda.
Now that that is out of the way,
if we could just sign this contract,
I can get out of here.
Ha! You expect us to accept
that weak apology?
Do it better, coward!
You heard the sweet lady!
[whiny groan]
I'm sorry, from the bottom
of my heart, and stuff.
Ehh.
Yeesh. That was, uh
-Quite
-Pathetic!
Face it, Chip, you ain't got
a sincere bone in your body!
[mocking] Sincere bone in your body!
Well, Chip, if you're truly sorry,
you should repair
the damage you've caused.
That will make us square, right, family?
[all groaning]
Right, family?
[groaning] Fine.
So, if I fix your shack,
you'll sign my contract.
Absolutely. Do we have a deal?
[groans] All right, it's a deal.
All right, Chip, I'm gonna walk you
through the roof repair.
[chomping] Oh, man!
Chip doing physical labor?
It's just so satisfying!
[BILL] All right, pick up a panel.
-[grunts]
-Good, good.
-Now put it in place.
-[grunts]
Great! Look at me, overexplaining things.
You're an adult man.
You know what you're doin'.
Ohh.
-[Chip grunts]
-[Cricket laughs] Oh, my gosh!
He-- he doesn't know how to use a hammer!
Bless his heart, Cricket, he's tryin'.
[grunting]
All right, next panel.
[BILL] Hold up there, buddy.
Generally, when I build something,
I use more than one nail.
Let's add some more!
It's fine! Let's move on.
It's not gonna hold with one nail.
If you're so concerned
[grunting]
Let me test it out for you.
Ha! Whoa! Aah!
[grunts]
[coughing and groaning]
[GRAMMA] What was that? Is everyone okay?
Oh, it's you. I don't care.
[stammering]
Well, I guess I'm outside now.
I'm fine, I'm fine.
Some ugly flowers broke my fall.
Wha--? This is my vegetable garden.
You pulled up all my carrots!
Look at him-- he ain't even
a baby carrot yet.
He's just a little preemie.
Well, we'll just add it
to your to-do list.
"To-do list"?
Well, yeah. You agreed
to fix all the damage you caused,
and you just caused more damage.
No, no, no, no, no.
I just agreed to fix the roof,
and then I'm driving myself
to the nearest doctor
to get a lobotomy performed on my brain
so I never have to think of this
or you ever again!
Well, that's a little extreme, Chip.
The agreement was
that we don't sign the contract
until you fix what you broke.
And if you were truly sorry,
wouldn't you be happy to help?
[growly moan] Just tell me
what I need to do.
[Chip grunts with effort]
[grunting and groaning]
-How's it goin' over there, Chip?
-Great.
You know, work's a lot more fun
when you've got a song in your soul.
Do-do-do do-do-do-do ♪
Farming's what we like to do ♪
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh ♪
It's honest work, and easy, too ♪
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh ♪
All together now!
Farming's what we like to do ♪
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh ♪
Ah, just ignore them.
You're not really sorry
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh ♪
Shut up! Shut up, shut up!
[all gasping]
You killed him!
Murderer!
-[Chip screams]
-[carrots chomping]
He was my brother!
-[moaning]
-Chip! Chip, wake up!
Huh. He must have passed out
from exhaustion.
We've only been out here for ten minutes!
[gasps] I need to get out of here!
Well, you haven't fixed
much of anything yet,
plus you buried the kids' bikes
when you were hallucinatin'.
No worries. I'll just add it to the list.
Add it to the list?
Ah, the never-ending list!
Fine.
Why don't you add this to the list, too!
[exertion grunt]
And this, and this, and this!
-Uh, Chip.
-Go ahead, and keep adding it up!
But if I'm going down,
I'm taking you with me!
He's headed for the garden!
Not on my watch! Gaah!
[hysterical laughter] Aah!
[all groan]
If he hadn't already Chipped his tooth,
that's where he would have done it.
[groaning]
[sharp gasps] Where am I?
What is this filthy hovel?
Well, uh, this is our home.
Uh frozen peas?
What, you want me to fix those, too?
Oh, no, no, son. You can't fix peas--
they're perfect just the way they are.
But when frozen, they can help fix
a bump to the noggin.
Uh thanks.
That's nice of you.
[pained hiss]
I don't deserve your pity peas.
No, you don't,
but that's how we treat folks here,
with common decency.
We're just glad you're okay.
I'm not okay. My dad's gonna be so upset.
Huh? What's your dad got to do with this?
He's the CEO of Wholesome Foods,
and he's the one
who wanted me to say sorry
and get this contract signed.
Well, uh are you sorry?
No!
Yes. Ugh, I don't know.
But if I don't do this,
then I'm out of the company.
I guess I've completely
messed everything up.
You know, Chip,
I understand how you feel.
Uh, how? You're, like, poor.
You can sass me if you want,
but I'm just bein' honest.
It's like I'm always tellin' my boy.
You gotta put in the work
before you can reap the rewards.
Huh. That's what
my dad's always telling me.
It might not be easy, but if you do that,
you can have anything you want in life.
Green family, I'm sorry, for everything.
I mean, I know things
haven't always been great
between me and, well, mostly Cricket,
but I'd like to turn
things around, for reals.
I'm gonna finish what I started.
The roof, the garden, everything
because it's what you all deserve.
Huh?
Ta-da! ♪
What? But I didn't even finish
fixing your house!
Well, Chip, I didn't wanna sign
because I didn't think
you could be sincere about an apology.
But I can see that this time,
you really mean it.
So we'd be happy to sign this as a family!
[angry groan] Ah, fine! Sure.
But you still better fix everything
you messed up, bougie boy!
I think I can swing that.
[awkward chuckle] Oops.
They say the only constant in life
is change,
and that sure is the case
here at Wholesome Foods.
With my retiring, someone new is stepping
into my position.
Choosing that person was easy
because I've seen him
change for the better.
I, of course, am talking
about my son, Chip Whistler,
the new CEO of Wholesome Foods!
[applause]
Hey hey.
Mm.
I know you'll make me proud, son.
[softly] Wow.
-Hard to believe it's all mine now.
-Yeah, boss.
Real nice of you to patch things up
with that family.
Yup. That was pretty nice of me.
But now things are gonna change.
All right, let's can this junk.
Send in my private dentist.
Heya, Chip!
How's my most frequent customer doin'?
I think I'm ready for an upgrade.
Platinum.
Oh, ho, ho! Yes, sir!
I've put in the work
and I've reaped the rewards.
[muddled] And now I have the full power
and resources of
the Wholesome Foods Corporation
to finally run the Greens out of Big City!
[sinister laughter]
[ANDROMEDA] So, in conclusion,
the moon is actually a giant psychic brain
that controls the stock market,
and that is why I don't drink out of cups!
[slurping]
Wow. I'll never drink out of cups again.
Hey! Why?
Sorry, Cricket, it's the moon's fault.
[grunts] Gloria,
can you help me clean this up?
Sorry, Cricket, but I've got places to be.
What do you think?
You look like a dazzling flower
grown from a bed
of rainbows and starlight.
Also, your shoes are cute!
So, what's the occasion?
I'm going
to that hot new nightclub downtown.
There's gonna be music, dancing,
-no Cricket
-[Cricket grumbles]
and the best part is,
all my new friends are gonna be there.
It's gonna be the best girls' night ever.
Oh, and, Cricket,
be sure to close up tonight.
Oh, what?
Later!
[Cricket spits, grumbles]
A nightclub! Sounds fun.
What should we wear?
Us? We're not going.
Of course we are.
Didn't you hear what Gloria said?
What? [gasps]
All my new friends will be there
friends will be there
friends.
[sharp gasp] She meant us!
Of course! That wink was so clear!
If we don't go to that nightclub,
she will be crushed.
Well, all right, let's go clubbing!
Yeah!
Do you know what a nightclub is?
Not a clue.
[Cricket grumbles and moans]
[Bill grunts]
[Cricket moans]
-Uh, rough day?
-The worst!
[groans] You're so lucky
you don't have a job.
I have a job.
I can't even talk about it!
I just want to relax and watch a movie!
[gasps] A movie!
Oh, thank you.
So, what are we watchin'?
My all-time favorite movie.
It's a classic.
Constellation Battles!
Wow! Cool!
Ha! You think that's cool?
Just wait till the spaceship explodes.
It comes out of nowhere.
Oh! Oh! That was it! Were you surprised?
No. You just told me it was gonna happen.
Oh, right. Just got a little excited.
It won't happen again.
Hmm.
[dance music playing]
Wow.
[TILLY] This place is lovely,
and look at all these people!
Too bad most of them are vampires.
Luckily, I brought garlic water.
[gasps] There she is.
[laughing] Oh, my gosh, Keightlynne,
Kaity-Lynn, and Caitlin with a "C."
You're so funny!
Selfie with my girls!
-[camera clicks]
-Oh, my gosh, guys, that was so
cute?
The party has arrived.
Gloria, do you know them?
No, I've never seen them in my life.
Do you children need help
finding your parents?
-[Tilly stammers]
-No? Okay.
Well, just go, then.
Well, that was weird.
Gloria didn't seem
to remember who we were.
Mm. I've seen this before,
and it's no good.
Gloria's got amnesia.
Wha-wha-whhhaaaa--
[blasters firing]
Fly, Dante, fly!
Wha-- Look out! Oh, dang, that was close!
Whew! Good thing they've got
that old guy to guide 'em.
He's my favorite character.
Well, don't get too attached.
He does not make it to the end.
[angry grumble] Father, can we refrain
from talking for the rest of the movie
to avoid any surprises.
Oh, no problem!
Old Daddy-O will keep his lips sealed.
-Mm?
-Thank you.
These galaxy crystals
possess immense power.
Do not let them fall into the wrong hands.
And, Dante, there is one more thing
I must tell you.
[DANTE] What is it, old man?
Okay, but when you stare at me like that,
I know something's gonna happ--
Starra, you're my sister?
[gasps] What?
[frustrated grunt]
So then my boss was like, "Yuh-huh,"
and I was like, "Nuh-uh!"
[laughter]
[loud laughter]
Girl, you need some water.
Andromeda, I think you're right--
our dear, sweet Gloria
has lost her memory.
I hate being right.
I'm just cursed with so much knowledge!
What are we gonna do?
Well, we all know that one gets amnesia
by getting bonked on the head.
So, it only stands to reason
that a secondary bonk of equal force
will cancel out the initial bonk
and regain her memory.
Oh, so we've just got to hit her
on the head real hard.
Precisely.
[dance music playing]
Whoa!
[frustrated cry]
Hmm.
-Whoa! Whoa!
-Oh!
Hey!
[laughter]
[both gasp, then scream]
[Gloria laughing]
[screaming]
[ANDROMEDA] Whoa!
-[glass shatters]
-What the--
Huh?
You've only delayed the inevitable.
Once I find the last galaxy crystal,
the universe will be mine!
[BILL AND DARK STAR]
Then all shall tremble
before the might of Dark Star!
[BILL] Huh? Oh, one of
the best scenes is coming up.
Oh, you're gonna love this!
[laughs] I'm sure I will,
but I bet I'd enjoy it even more
if I had some popcorn.
Ooh, great idea, son. Be back in a sec.
Heh heh. Finally!
[BILL] Come on, kernels, pop faster.
I'm gonna miss the part where Dante
finds out he's secretly a crystal.
Hmm!
[DANTE] Wait, I was a crystal
the whole time?
Hmm?
Uh, what?
That's it! Cricket's done.
Oh, did I miss it?
Uh Cricket?
[dance music playing]
Okay, coast is clear.
Let's go over the plan one more time.
Once Gloria's in position,
I drop the bowling ball
onto the seesaw to activate the lighter,
which ignites the birthday candle
and burns through this rope.
The rope releases the mallets
that swings right into the dominoes,
which turns on the fan,
which activates knife car.
Knife car then sails
to the end of the platform
and knocks the weight off the ledge,
triggering the garden shears
to cut the rope,
which drops the chandelier,
and boom, mission accomplished.
All right, let's get started.
-So, okay, he just doesn't wear shoes?
-Never.
Isn't that, like, a health code violation
or something?
-That's what I'm saying!
-[fishing reel whirrs]
Huh?
[GLORIA] Oh, hello.
Uh I'll be right back.
Ah gotcha!
Looks like my luck is finally changing.
[ANDROMEDA] Tilly, now!
Aah
Huh? That rope is stronger
than anticipated.
Tilly Green!
What are you doing?
Hey! She remembers your name.
Wait. You're cured of your amnesia?
Amnesia? That's not even a thing.
Oh-ho, that's what they want you to think.
But earlier you didn't remember us.
I was pretending not to recognize you
so you wouldn't embarrass me
in front of my new friends.
And you, I don't even know you.
-I'm Andromeda.
-But I thought we were also your friends.
No! You're just annoying little kids.
Hey, you three!
You need to get out of
my club immediately!
Three? I'm not with them!
Nice try, but I think
I know a group of friends when I see one.
Come on, let's go!
Oh, you wanna go?
Boy, you messed with the wrong--
Shoulda went for the shins.
They're the eyes of the legs.
And stay out!
Gloria, I'm sorry
we got you kicked out of the club
and assumed we were friends.
I just--
I thought we got along really well.
We really messed up.
Look, I didn't mean what I said.
I was just really hoping
this night would go well,
and I wanted those girls to like me.
I've had a hard time
making friends in Big City.
Tonight felt like the perfect opportunity
to make some.
Oh, Gloria, we were right there with you.
This will probably come as a shock,
but we also have a hard time
making friends.
Oh, no, my juice is leaking out!
[slurping]
Hmm. Thanks, guys. You're not too bad.
Well, guess I'll head home
and take off my remaining shoe.
Gloria, remain in your human form.
Yeah, we're gonna give you
the girls' night you deserve.
Dante, I'm Crystal Man,
and I'm your cousin, probably.
Ugh! Writing is hard.
Hey, son.
You here to somehow spoil this, too?
No, I just came to apologize
for ruinin' the movie.
I really like that movie,
and I wanted you to like it, too,
but it seems I got a little carried away.
Oh, Dad, it was more than a little.
So you got a little
excited and messed things up for everyone.
It's okay. I been there.
It's kinda my whole thing.
And you know what?
That movie was really cool.
I'd like to finish watching it with you.
-Really?
-Yeah, but under one condition.
Thank you for all your help, Gleebor.
Gleebor Gleebor! You're welcome
my son!
[rousing music playing]
Wow, what a twist!
[muffled remarks]
Well put, Dad, well put.
There's no way
we're getting past that bouncer.
Oh, don't worry, I can take him.
-Nope. No, no, no.
-We're not gonna use those.
Let's try something a little more
subtle.
A bouncy ball?
Everyone knows bouncers
can't resist bouncy balls.
It's in the name, after all.
Hey, you! You're like me!
We're the same! We're the same!
Come back here, friend!
So then I was like, "That was unexpected!"
[laughter]
Am I right, Gloria?
It feels so empty
without her angelic laugh.
[Gloria laughs loudly]
What are we laughing at? What's the joke?
Uh, Gloria, who are you with?
Hmm? Oh, them? Uh, they're, uh
Just a couple of kids on their way out.
Y'all have a good night.
Actually, these are my friends,
Tilly and Andromeda,
and I was thinking they could
hang out with us tonight.
Hey!
I thought I kicked you three out!
-Uh
-[all panting]
-Come here! Come here!
-Aah!
I'm not letting any of you three
cause any more damage!
First the spilled drinks,
and then the fire extinguisher.
And that the--
you painted all over my floor!
Oh! Oh! And now you're
not even lookin' at me!
My eyes are down here!
Now you're just bein' rude.
What are you even lookin' at? Huh?
[crash]
Oh!
Where am I? Who am I?
He got amnesia! Told you it was a thing.
Oh!
Your name is Valumus Grimmsberry.
You're the head snake charmer
at the Big City Zoo.
Now, go on.
You don't want to be late for work.
Okay. Thank you.
-Thank you!
-Wow!
Gloria, your friends
are, like, super awesome.
Let's get down on this dance floor!
Drinks on me!
[laughter]
I've got sweat in my eyes ♪
Lost a bet and got bit by 100 flies ♪
I fell out a big ol' tree ♪
Hit every branch
And scraped up both my knees ♪
I got chased by a dog ♪
Bit by a frog ♪
Got a rash on my legs ♪
Dropped a dozen eggs ♪
I got splinters at seven and ten ♪
And tomorrow I'll do it all again ♪