Bravest Warriors (2012) s02e05 Episode Script
Jelly Kid Forever
1 Meanwhile at the Bravest Warriors' Invisible Hideout We are home! Check that biz! It's called the Ever Gauntlet.
Does it grant wishes? Of course not, stupid.
King Congletard said it keeps us from aging.
As long as we have this around, we'll live forever! Jelly Kid can, and my Jelly Kid does.
He deserves this cookie, Jelly Kii Jelly Kid NOOO!! Where the glitter? Did you use all the glitter!? Open.
Come on.
Aren't you hungry? Uh, Danny? Your Jelly friend is looking⦠expired.
Oh yeah.
Catbug ripped his head off.
What? No! No! What? Catbug! Did you murder the toast goblin? Yeah! I caught him for Danny! Catbug! You a cold-blooded dickens! Here.
You want me to flush him? You can't behead dudes unless they're evil, Catbug! What about our code? I'm gonna puke! Nobody touch me, shhhh.
What? Danny is not even mad.
It's no biggie.
It's animal instinct! We can't hold Catbug responsible for his bad-ass primal urges.
It's okay, you guys.
I know Catbug didn't do it to be mean.
Anyway, Jelly's gonna be right as rock-salt.
What makes you say that? I looked him up! This species is mostly made of Luck Slime.
Their DNA carries a regenerative healing factor.
See? He'll be fresh as the dickens any minute! You little dickens.
Danny hasn't come out of his stanky lab in a while.
He sure did love that headless little⦠wheat pilgrim.
He needs a lady friend.
Come on, maybe Jelly Kid's healing like a champ.
All scabbin up real nice.
I'm sensing something bad in there.
Oh mercy, this room is kickin.
I will not be stored away like some old raggedy plaything! But Jelly Kid, they'll be coming soon and they'll take you away from me.
This is only for a little while.
No! I don't like it under the floorboards, Daniel.
I'm not a savage, carousing with shameless opossums and ant lines! I'll just keep my dignity in tact, thank you! But I have to protect you! You are a bad boy! Yes Jelly Kid! You were always a bad, BAD boy! Yes Jelly Kid! Everybody act cool! Oh! Hey you friends.
The lights are dim, but I do believe you have mustard on your torso there, chief.
What's the word, Vasquez? Is that thing still dead? Oh, h-he's alive now.
Thank you, Beth.
He's looking about nine-thousand percent less alive to me.
Danny, eh, listen YOU'RE NOT TAKING HIM AWAY FROM ME!! Whoa just calm down man.
You guys have to leave, he's very⦠possessive! We just wanna talk it out bro.
You've done it now! Get out while you still can! Stop it! They don't deserve this! I-I can make them leave! You're too weak! I always have to do everything myself! Nooo! They are my friends! They are my best friends! Danny! I just bought that melonpan! Dude, you have to accept that your little gel gentleman isn't coming back! He's alive and he's capable of untold evil! He'll start to attract scavengers man! I just think JELLY KID IS ALIVE!! Wait, I'll talk to him.
He's dead.
Let's have a funeral.
Jelly Kid, you were a wonderful friend.
Your bread was always fresh and delicious.
Never got to teach you how to ride a ten speed.
Really sweet ten speed, bro.
It's a bitchin ten speed, I saw it in the closet.
I⦠eh Wish you coulda hung around longer, Jelly Boy.
Danny really loved you, and I hope you're in a better place.
That was beautiful, Beth.
Wait, the Ever Gauntlet! Congletard said it grants eternal life, right? Yeah? Why don't we try it on Jelly? Maybe it can bring him back to life! Come on, little guy.
Byyyyye! He's left a permanent mark⦠right here on my heart.
Chris, this cut isn't healing at all.
Hey, yours haven't changed either! Our bodies aren't aging or healing anymore.
The Gauntlet must have suspended our natural body functions.
So Jelly Kid's healing factor would've been turned off this whole time?! Maybe all he needs is to get away from the Gauntlet.
Maybe now he'll start regenerating again.
Jelly Kid! You're ALIVE! Jelly Kid! You're okay! He's made of Luck Slime! He's alive! Ah-oh.
What's he doing? Jel⦠no, wait! Hey! Come back! Come back! Jelly Kid NOOO!
Does it grant wishes? Of course not, stupid.
King Congletard said it keeps us from aging.
As long as we have this around, we'll live forever! Jelly Kid can, and my Jelly Kid does.
He deserves this cookie, Jelly Kii Jelly Kid NOOO!! Where the glitter? Did you use all the glitter!? Open.
Come on.
Aren't you hungry? Uh, Danny? Your Jelly friend is looking⦠expired.
Oh yeah.
Catbug ripped his head off.
What? No! No! What? Catbug! Did you murder the toast goblin? Yeah! I caught him for Danny! Catbug! You a cold-blooded dickens! Here.
You want me to flush him? You can't behead dudes unless they're evil, Catbug! What about our code? I'm gonna puke! Nobody touch me, shhhh.
What? Danny is not even mad.
It's no biggie.
It's animal instinct! We can't hold Catbug responsible for his bad-ass primal urges.
It's okay, you guys.
I know Catbug didn't do it to be mean.
Anyway, Jelly's gonna be right as rock-salt.
What makes you say that? I looked him up! This species is mostly made of Luck Slime.
Their DNA carries a regenerative healing factor.
See? He'll be fresh as the dickens any minute! You little dickens.
Danny hasn't come out of his stanky lab in a while.
He sure did love that headless little⦠wheat pilgrim.
He needs a lady friend.
Come on, maybe Jelly Kid's healing like a champ.
All scabbin up real nice.
I'm sensing something bad in there.
Oh mercy, this room is kickin.
I will not be stored away like some old raggedy plaything! But Jelly Kid, they'll be coming soon and they'll take you away from me.
This is only for a little while.
No! I don't like it under the floorboards, Daniel.
I'm not a savage, carousing with shameless opossums and ant lines! I'll just keep my dignity in tact, thank you! But I have to protect you! You are a bad boy! Yes Jelly Kid! You were always a bad, BAD boy! Yes Jelly Kid! Everybody act cool! Oh! Hey you friends.
The lights are dim, but I do believe you have mustard on your torso there, chief.
What's the word, Vasquez? Is that thing still dead? Oh, h-he's alive now.
Thank you, Beth.
He's looking about nine-thousand percent less alive to me.
Danny, eh, listen YOU'RE NOT TAKING HIM AWAY FROM ME!! Whoa just calm down man.
You guys have to leave, he's very⦠possessive! We just wanna talk it out bro.
You've done it now! Get out while you still can! Stop it! They don't deserve this! I-I can make them leave! You're too weak! I always have to do everything myself! Nooo! They are my friends! They are my best friends! Danny! I just bought that melonpan! Dude, you have to accept that your little gel gentleman isn't coming back! He's alive and he's capable of untold evil! He'll start to attract scavengers man! I just think JELLY KID IS ALIVE!! Wait, I'll talk to him.
He's dead.
Let's have a funeral.
Jelly Kid, you were a wonderful friend.
Your bread was always fresh and delicious.
Never got to teach you how to ride a ten speed.
Really sweet ten speed, bro.
It's a bitchin ten speed, I saw it in the closet.
I⦠eh Wish you coulda hung around longer, Jelly Boy.
Danny really loved you, and I hope you're in a better place.
That was beautiful, Beth.
Wait, the Ever Gauntlet! Congletard said it grants eternal life, right? Yeah? Why don't we try it on Jelly? Maybe it can bring him back to life! Come on, little guy.
Byyyyye! He's left a permanent mark⦠right here on my heart.
Chris, this cut isn't healing at all.
Hey, yours haven't changed either! Our bodies aren't aging or healing anymore.
The Gauntlet must have suspended our natural body functions.
So Jelly Kid's healing factor would've been turned off this whole time?! Maybe all he needs is to get away from the Gauntlet.
Maybe now he'll start regenerating again.
Jelly Kid! You're ALIVE! Jelly Kid! You're okay! He's made of Luck Slime! He's alive! Ah-oh.
What's he doing? Jel⦠no, wait! Hey! Come back! Come back! Jelly Kid NOOO!