Bunnicula (2016) s02e05 Episode Script

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[theme music playing]
[roaring]
[laughing]
[Chester] Come on, Harold. You just
make pairs with me or Bunnicula's cards.
I'll go first. Ah!
One pair of sevens.
[laughing and hissing]
[Harold] Oh, no.
Gotcha.
Hmm. [chuckles]
Not the-- Oh!
Hey!
[Bunnicula humming]
Wait! No, no, no, no.
Every time!
How can you be that lucky?
[shouts]
Nice.
Bunnicula, I'm pretty sure
it's still called cheating
if you pull parts of your own face off
and send them to spy!
You think this is funny,
but I'm telling you,
cheaters never prosper.
Come on. It's just a game.
It's not just a game.
It's about the principle.
[yawning]
-Huh?
-[all snoring]
Oh, hey, pets.
You know, for a second there
I thought you were arguing at the table
like real people.
Maybe I just need something to eat.
Like an apple.
[speaking indistinctly]
Or maybe an orange.
[speaking indistinctly]
Better yet, a banana.
[belches]
Well, sweet dreams.
Don't poop in the house.
[dramatic music playing]
-[shouts]
-[gasps]
Did your eye just go down the drain?
I told you that cheaters never prosper.
[speaking indistinctly]
Bunnicula says he can still see
through the eye in the drain.
-[speaking indistinctly]
-And it's in the sewer.
-[speaking indistinctly]
-Being captured by sewer mermaids.
[shouting]
Sewer mermaids aren't
very friendly apparently.
I can't believe we have to go down
in the sewers.
We're going down in the sewers?
Do you think Mina's gonna want
to wake up to this?
Oh, sewers!
Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
"How did you spend
your Saturday night, Chester?"
Oh, you know, chasing vampire eyeballs
through a sewer.
-You talking to me?
-No, Harold.
I wasn't talking to you.
-Were you talking to Bunnicula?
-No!
I wasn't talking to Bunnicula.
Do you have other friends down here?
No. I don't have any friends down here.
-What was that Chester?
-I said, I don't have any friends.
[echoing] Don't have any friends.
Don't have any friends.
Don't have any friends.
Don't have any friends.
Okay, you've had your fun.
[echoing continues]
Don't have any friends
-You're lonely.
-[groans]
[dramatic music playing]
[trilling sounds]
[horn blowing]
-Give it to me.
-Give it to me.
Hey! Move aside, ladies.
Hmm. I've, like, never seen anything
like this before.
I have an idea though.
Let's show it to the queen!
[all chanting]
To the queen! To the queen!
[Harold & Bunnicula chuckling]
Guys, really, I have friends.
-[speaking indistinctly]
-Uh-oh.
They're taking Bunnicula's eyeball
to the Queen of the sewer mermaids.
Look, guys.
There's no such thing as sewer mermaids.
[both speaking indistinctly]
Oh, is there a sewer mermaid
behind me now? Good.
Then all I gotta do
is give her a good right!
[Harold] That was your left.
Oh, uh, hi! Good evening, ladies.
Love the hair.
Ooh! Ooh-la-la.
What, what, what is this, ladies?
-[queen] Mmm.
-The scout girls brought in this eye
and I thought it would look, like,
totally cute on your crown.
Bethany!
That's, like, so thoughtful.
Let's put it on now.
So your color, your highness.
[shaking rattle]
-She was all like, "You better make sure
-[shouts]
the emergency drainage lever,
like, works from now on."
All right guys.
We gotta get out of here.
What are we gonna do?
[speaking indistinctly]
We need to find some vegetables,
like fast.
People throw food down here
all the time.
-Ugh.
-Oh, come on, Chester.
It's no worse than drinking
out of the toilet.
Ew. Ugh.
[groaning]
Ugh.
Gross! Blah!
Ew.
You've got to be kidding me. Huh?
Oh, no way.
Bunn, look, a pepper.
[speaking indistinctly]
-Get them.
-Whoa!
[all chanting] Crown! Crown! Crown!
[all shouting]
Crown! Crown! Crown!
Crown! Crown! Crown!
Crown!
Oh! Well, it looks like
we have a feast on our fins.
[all cheering]
Crown! Crown! Crown!
Crown! Crown! Crown!
Crown! Crown! Crown!
Crown! Crown! Crown!
Crown! Crown! Crown! Crown!
An onion. Come on, Bunnicula.
Wah!
[shouts]
[all shouting]
Wait, what?
Get them!
-Time to ride, Harold.
-Neigh!
[mermaid] Get them.
Cut them off.
Huh? [gasps] My hair!
[shouting]
Come on, little eye.
You're almost there.
You've ruined everything.
You're gonna be an ornament for my crown
and you're gonna like it.
[mermaids shouting]
I totally underestimated you,
little eye.
You and your little friends
are straight savage.
For your fierceness and strength,
I offer you my throne.
Bunnicula? Time to wake up.
-[hisses]
-[caterwauls]
[speaking indistinctly]
[speaking indistinctly]
-Aw.
-So cute. Well.
I'll keep my title as queen then.
[both] Yay!
[queen] You and your little friends
are allowed to visit anytime.
-Thank you.
-[speaking indistinctly]
[coughs] Never coming back.
[Bunnicula's eye] And so it was
that I stayed with Bunnicula
for many, many moons.
Together, we saw much
of the known world and beyond.
Eventually I would become a king
by my own hand.
But that is a story for another day.
[closing theme playing]