Buying Beverly Hills (2022) s02e05 Episode Script

1
[upbeat dance music playing]
What are you, like,
an aerobics Olivia Newton-John, maybe?
Um yeah, you know,
I wasn't there for the '80s.
This is my Jane Fonda.
-Jane Fonda? Yes.
-Yeah.
At The Agency, we call each other family.
A really good way to get together
as a family would is to play pickleball.
And I am a sucker for a good theme.
So let's make it '80s theme.
I just went with, like,
the Emilio Estevez Breakfast Club.
[music stops]
-You guys don't even know these people.
-I know those references.
Classic.
[Alexia] Will you actually bring
that outside, Dad?
Yeah.
[Alexia] Hopefully you're on
Michelle's team. You guys can really
work on some teamwork.
My God.
-I talked to her about you.
-Okay.
And I did say you told us
about the phone call, and I said,
"I would love to hear
your side on things."
She seemed very unapologetic.
I don't sugarcoat shit.
This is my business that I've built.
Don't fuck with me.
I've had no interactions with her.
So any anger she brought towards me,
I know wasn't really directed at me.
-It could have been anyone.
-Anyone.
-Yeah.
-She's an intense woman.
If I were you,
I'd be afraid to mess up anything.
What if you make a little mistake,
and it turns into a big deal?
I know. That's where
I have to grow some tough skin.
I'm a little afraid of her,
but I feel like she likes fear.
[electronic music playing]
-[Tyler] Oh my God!
-[Alexia cheering]
Yay!
[Alexia] So adorable.
[Tyler] Hey, boys.
[Joey] By the way, other than Alexia,
I'm the only one here
who wasn't alive in the '80s.
[Tyler and Sophia] Pickleball vibes!
[Alexia] I love the hair.
[upbeat music playing]
-No way!
-[Melissa] Hi!
What a I knew it.
[laughing] There's no music playing.
-[Melissa] Oh!
-[Jon] Hey!
[Melissa] Hi!
-Welcome!
-[Tyler] Great.
[Joey] I mean, I've heard great things
about the '80s.
Ben told me some amazing stories.
Actually, I think he was
in his mid-forties in the '80s. [chuckles]
Yeah, wait, how's it going at Sierra Mar?
This is why I'm drinking.
It's not going well.
Everyone just says it's too vertical,
as beautiful as it is.
[Joey] Yeah.
[Ben] And I'm telling people,
like, just write anything,
and they're just like,
"It's a pass," which is too bad.
I think that when you're too high,
it's the wrong class of buyers
that will accept it.
You have to make sure
your buyer is gonna even see it.
Your buyer is someone
that's willing to endure something
that's vertical like that.
[Joey] That's true.
I haven't been back here in so long.
-Wow. Look how cute everyone looks.
-[Michelle] Hello!
-Oh my God, these colors. This is amazing.
-[Alexia] Hi!
-[Michelle] Hi, sweetie. Nice to see you.
-Nice to see you.
-Me Me first! Me first!
-[Alexia chuckles] I know
-I'm getting the second-hand kisses.
-[Brandon] How are you?
[Farrah chuckles]
[Ben] You look like the president
of a fraternity right now,
and I feel like all serious conversations
should be conducted
with a pink headband like this.
It's amazing.
Why does Dad's collar look like that?
-[Farrah] Supposed to be an '80s style.
-Is that an '80s thing?
Oh.
-You came You came over here.
-[dog barks]
[Alexia] Sonika, I'm dead.
[Allie] You have to take a shot
'cause you're late. Penalty shot.
[Mauricio] I think we should just play.
Mixed doubles up to seven.
I got Allie.
-Good shot.
-[Sophia grunts]
[Sophia screams]
-[Zach] Hey!
-[Farrah] You're gonna kill my sister!
[Zach] You're being really mean, Adam!
[Brandon] Just punch it up a little bit.
-[Joey] B.
-[Brandon] Yo. How's everything going?
Everything's good, man.
I'm just trying to stay busy.
How's that listing in Moorpark going?
[Joey] Bro, it's hard
to move shit right now.
-[Brandon] It's your and Alexia's listing?
-[Joey] Yeah.
How is it working with Alexia
after everything?
-It's good.
-You never catch any old feelings?
No, the only reason I give her listings
is so that I can, you know, maybe
knock it back one more time.
Completely joking. No, it's good.
Oh my God.
Why are you talking about her like this?
Are you friends with Jake?
Listen, I'm friends with him.
We're not close. He's a really nice guy.
-Mm. Nice.
-Yeah.
[Mauricio] Two serving four.
[Tyler] Alexia. I wanna know.
Do you guys ever talk about
the "M" word, marriage?
Honestly, if I were to put a timeline
on when I think I'd be engaged,
I'd definitely say
it's within the next 12 months.
And I will tell you guys my little secret.
[Farrah] What?
-Is that I would love No, that's not it.
-She's pregnant!
No, it's just my I have a dream,
and it's honestly
to get married in this backyard.
-So I think it'd happen pretty quickly.
-Oh! I'm gonna cry!
You and Alexia went to school together?
-Did he go to that same school?
-Mm-hmm.
So after you guys, the
He was the next guy.
-Yeah.
-Okay.
Well, I think what happened is,
like, me and Alexia were still
-[Brandon] Mm-hmm.
-And then
What? Words!
Well, so, he was hooking up with
another girl.
And we were hooking up, me and Alexia.
And Alexia was
in the best friend position.
-With?
-With Jake.
Okay.
And then Jake broke up with his girl,
and Alexia was the shoulder to cry on.
[Brandon] Okay.
Well, there is a little overlap too.
[Brandon] What do you mean "overlap"?
That seems very messy,
and I don't know what to do with this.
It kind of hurt. Because of this talk
of her and Jake getting married,
maybe it brings it up a little bit more.
[upbeat music playing]
-Ben and Michelle, let's go.
-All right, let's go. Let's do this.
[Zach] Ladies and gentlemen, please.
-[Mauricio] This is it.
-Oh my God.
-[Alexia] Oh!
-Kick some ass, Ben!
I'm not the biggest fan of Michelle
after ridiculing Tyler unnecessarily,
but in the name of beating Mauricio,
I will join forces.
[Mauricio] Yours, yours, yours.
-[Zach] Allie [speaks Spanish]
-[all exclaim]
Mauricio has a daughter of a professional
tennis player on his team.
Unbelievable. This guy's got to stack
the cards in his favor, per usual.
[Melissa] Oh! Come on, y'all.
I'm the king of pickleball,
and when I picked Allie,
I knew exactly what I was doing.
I mean, her dad being
such a successful tennis player.
He's won the US Open.
This is going to be a fast game.
Match point!
-Ten serving four.
-[all exclaim]
-Match point.
-[Zach] Championship match point!
Michelle, you ready to be finished?
-[Mauricio] Let's go.
-[Allie] Ready, Betty?
[Mauricio] Let's go, Allie, you got this.
[upbeat suspenseful music playing]
[Melissa] On the line.
-[all exclaiming]
-[Jon] Come on.
[Jon] Oh, Benny boy.
Where's the power? Where's the power?
[Zach] It's all over, folks!
Umansky has done it again!
The reigning champion!
[Allie] Good game, everybody!
[Zach] Unbelievable!
Ooh! Taylor. Taylor, Taylor, Taylor.
-Can we talk for a second?
-Hi, it's actually Tyler.
-I'm so
-It's okay.
-I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
-You wanna talk?
-Um so, I was talking with Alexia.
-Yes.
And she told me you had shared
with her the conversation we had.
Yeah.
And that somehow, what I said to you
came across really negatively,
and she was asking me about it.
I don't know if you were having a bad day
or were going through
something in your life,
but there was a lot of anger behind it.
That I didn't feel was warranted
for the issue at hand.
Do you think you get to decide
how angry or upset I should be?
I mean, that's my family.
You're not gonna call my client
or text my client who's my family.
We share the same last name.
It's not even a question.
As a leader of my office,
as I'm constantly reminding our agents
and all of the teams,
that they have to filter their lists.
And you didn't do the part
that you were supposed to do.
You're supposed to filter, you're supposed
to scrub, and that wasn't done.
I don't really give a shit
how the conversation was perceived.
I'm bold. I don't, like,
walk on eggshells around anyone.
I'm not here to make friends.
So that sounds like a them problem.
That's not me.
There's no question
that I should not have called this client.
I think the crime here
was the tone in which you brought it to me
and the way that you spoke to me.
I just wanted
Sorry, I just wanted
to come listen to the end.
I've been watching from there,
and I don't love the body language.
Again, the way you spoke to me felt like
there was a little bit more behind it
than you talking to someone
for the first time.
I don't know that it's your mistake
for the first time.
I was making sure that's a line
that when it comes to me and my clients,
that's a line
I hope you won't cross again.
This is my business.
This is my blood. This is my family.
This is how I put food on the table.
Like, don't fuck with my business.
It is the obligation of the agent
who's doing the outreach
and the farming, to scrub the list,
and that's all it comes down to.
Sure, but do you know
how many calls we make a year?
No clue.
100,000 people we reach out to every year.
We spend extra time
and extra money to scrub the lists.
Okay.
[Ben] And yet still,
twice a year, out of 100,000 calls,
there's some overlap.
You are the only person
who has gone this hard on this thing.
And, like,
we do have a "no assholes" policy,
and you're in leadership,
and you're kind of being an asshole.
[dramatic sting]
-I don't know how to answer that.
-That's because you know the answer.
We all have
our different business models, right?
Some people
are bigger assholes than others
No, I don't think any of us are assholes.
Yeah, that's kind of our culture.
I'm totally okay with
being feared.
Is that weird?
I don't know. It's not the worst place
to be coming from.
[Tyler] I think your message
would have gone further if you would have
I think my message went loud and clear.
Not really. It was tainted,
and now our opinion changes of you, sadly.
After seeing the behavior
that Michelle has displayed,
I wish Alexia luck
trying not to upset Ms. Schwartz.
[Ben] So I think
we can call it quits for today.
I mean, this is ridiculous.
[music peaks, ends]
[percussive music playing]
You call me last minute to hang out,
and this is what you wanna do?
-[Zach] You know something
-We can't go shoot hoops or something?
No, you don't have the body for it.
Can I tell you why?
I have not had a manicure
I think since my bar mitzvah.
Hi. Jon, Zach, we're ready for you.
Follow me this way.
[Zach] Look at this. Full Brazilian wax.
He'll do the Brazilian.
[Jon] Don't know if they have enough wax.
The other surprise is I will be doing
the pedicure, if you don't mind.
This is the dream.
I've actually had I've had this dream,
and to see it come to reality now,
it's really special.
But I will be providing the facial.
Stop it.
This is a bonding experience
for two lovers.
[Jon] Yeah, I feel very bonded right now.
So when we were on the golf trip
-Yeah. That looked fun.
-Um
Such a great bonding experience,
and we'll have more of those in Miami.
This fuels our business too, you know?
It's like when you and I
and the top dogs come together
and form a bond and a unity
I mean, that's why I came here.
But I'm so excited to get away.
And Adam is from Miami.
Adam is licensed in Miami. If it were
up to Adam, we'd be in Miami yesterday.
-Really?
-Oh my gosh. Yeah.
He wants to be able to go back
and show them, "I made it."
And I want that for him.
And it's smart business too.
Miami is one of the hottest markets
in the country, in the world.
I'm looking forward to time with the boys.
Me too. I love the culture,
I love being a part of it.
But I had a conference call
following up from a lunch I had
with Rick Hilton.
Interesting.
And then he offers me
something very compelling.
It's an equity piece.
-I was gonna say, it's ownership.
-Ownership.
Does Mo know about Rick's offer?
He does. He's like He's pissed.
Dude, you just got here.
And obviously, you know
we're building something great here too.
You're not seriously considering it,
are you?
I never want to leave The Agency.
But I never wanted to leave
Hilton & Hyland either.
And this would be starting
something new in a different direction
with the cachet we had before.
For me, that's intriguing.
It's like, "Ooh!"
I kind of like
The risk-taker in me loves that move.
It's a big decision
that I never thought would affect me
like it's affecting me now.
No offense to you, obviously,
I see the value in why
Rick would want you to come back.
How much do you
think this is Rick using you as a pawn
to still try to get back at Mo?
[rhythmic suspenseful music playing]
Hey, how are you?
Nice to see you. How's everything?
Howard, how are you, buddy?
What's up, my man?
Santi and I are running
all over the world, opening offices,
and the Miami office
is one with tons of potential right now.
You know, the reality is that Florida
has a 0% state tax on income.
So people are moving there.
Flocking there from all over the place.
They're moving there from New York,
from Los Angeles.
Florida is a hot, hot market.
We want to go
and look at the listings here.
That's why we brought
our top agents from LA.
I wanna make sure we make the connection
between Los Angeles and Florida.
It's gonna be great.
[Mauricio] This is an ideal time
to bring our agents from Beverly Hills
because I feel like I'm late
to the Florida market, to be honest.
We really need to put some big deals
on the map quickly.
-You got the Regalia?
-[Daniel] It's one of a kind.
-[Mauricio] So how much is the property?
-We'll launch it at 30.
-So, 29.9.
-Yes.
Let's go look at this penthouse.
It's gonna be crazy.
That's a killer building.
That's where Messi bought.
Oh! Yes, let's go get that listing.
[Santiago] Hey, guys. We're gonna have
an office meeting now.
Look at The Agency, Miami. I love it!
[cheering]
[Mauricio] Congratulations on everything
you guys have done.
We're excited to be here.
We've got a meeting
with a really major client.
I'm nervous. I'm not gonna lie, like,
this meeting that we have is high stakes.
Could be up
to a billion dollars' worth of listings.
One of the opportunities
that we have happening
is for us to put this penthouse
at the Regalia for sale,
which is a marquee listing.
Additionally, we have
this closed-door meeting
with a developer friend
that is building
a beautiful 200-residences building
with amazing amenities
that would give Santiago and I
an opportunity to bring to the market
over a billion dollars
worth of real estate.
This is a really important opportunity
we're having,
and I hope this meeting goes well.
Anybody have any questions or anything?
No, we're excited to have you here.
-You're the best. Thank you so much.
-[laughter]
We love being here.
We love being here.
Let's make Miami look good to California.
Let's have fun, and let's deliver.
[upbeat music playing]
[Farrah] It's a new day. It's a new dawn.
We're in Miami.
[Alexia] Adam's home.
I get excited coming home.
This is Little Havana.
Where the best Cuban food
in the world outside of Cuba is.
We've got the mayor of Miami here
giving us a tour.
We're gonna have a good time.
It's gonna be great business and pleasure.
I can't wait to see some beautiful homes,
go to the strip club, sit by the beach
Like father, like daughter.
-What?
-[Sophia] What?
-[Alexia] Not our dad.
-[Sophia laughs]
He's not the strip club kind of guy.
[electronic music playing]
-[Sophia] Woo!
-[Alexia] Welcome to Miami.
[Sophia] Shoes.
[Zach] And done.
[phone line ringing]
[Sophia] Hello?
Hey, honey, how are you?
All settled in? You had a good flight?
Yeah, we had a nice flight.
I love you,
and I can't wait to see you girls.
Love you! See you in a little.
[upbeat music playing]
[Alexia] This is vacation mode. [laughs]
I was like, "Who are these hot chicks
coming in?" And then we know them!
-[Sophia] Hi!
-Hi.
-Bravo.
-Hello.
-Bravo.
-[Adam] You look beautiful.
-How are you?
-Hi.
-Good, how are you?
-Yeah!
Welcome to Miami!
[Alexia] And now the party begins.
[music stops]
[Melissa] So, we're all celebrating
that we're in Miami.
And speaking of things to celebrate,
I think we have to celebrate you.
I mean, you've just sold
J.Lo and Ben a house.
-[Mauricio] Yeah!
-[all cheering]
To you, Santi. It's huge!
-Thank you. Thank you.
-It's huge!
That's a very, very cool
transaction to do.
So, Santi is taking care
of the whole trip.
-So, thank you.
-It's all on me. [laughs]
[Farrah] Are you able to say
how you met them?
Yeah, of course. So we went
door-knocking in Pacific Palisades,
and we ended up on Ben's house.
-[Alexia] Who did?
-What?
-[Farrah] You door-knocked?
-Yes.
And he answered
So, he answered.
He literally answered the door.
-[Ben] Prospecting works.
-[Santi] Of course. Go back to the basics.
You gotta go out there and work.
Door knock, cold call.
I was hired to sell Ben Affleck's house
in Pacific Palisades.
Which I did very quickly
at a very, very, very good number.
So, obviously they wanted me
to help them find a property
where they're gonna move next.
They wanted to have
something together that's fresh,
that wasn't Ben's or wasn't J.Lo's.
So we found a beautiful property for them
just outside of Beverly Hills.
It's exciting to be playing at that level.
[Mauricio] I sold that house.
We sold that house
three times before they bought it.
They're gonna be so happy there.
It's absolutely gorgeous, that house.
It's an amazing, happy house.
I want to toast to Mo because
this is all possible because of you,
and you have one
of the great families in the world.
And I feel like you've accepted us
all into that family,
and I have my own, but I feel like
I have another one in you guys.
And it's an incredible environment
to work within,
and I wanted to say that I'm grateful.
I know we all feel that way.
I love you guys.
And I appreciate all the opportunities
we're creating together.
Cheers. Salud, everybody. Cheers.
[Mauricio] Zach's talking about
how he feels like he's part of the family.
And in the meantime,
he's entertaining another offer with Rick.
Look, Zach, seriously, if you feel
like you're part of the family,
well, then just tell me already.
Tell me you're staying.
I just want to thank all of you guys
for taking time out of your lives
and jumping on a plane
and coming out to Miami.
We have some really amazing
and important things happening.
We've got some really nice penthouses
that we're gonna go see,
and we have a super important meeting
with a new development project.
I really hope we land this deal.
It's a client that's from LA
and moved here.
One of the reasons why
you guys were asked to come here
is your network in Beverly Hills.
A lot of them are buying second homes,
condos, moving to Florida.
I want you to always be matchmaking,
as we always talk about, right?
And so thank you, um
And we are The Agency,
and at The Agency, we have a lot of fun.
-So, what do we do? We go arriba!
-[all] Arriba!
-Abajo!
-Abajo!
-Al centro!
-Pa dentro!
Pa dentro!
[laughter]
[intriguing music playing]
[Santiago] I can't wait for you guys
to see this.
It's freaking sick. Look at this.
-Hi, everyone!
-[Mauricio] Oh wow!
-[Santiago] What's up? How are you?
-[Alexia] Hi!
-Nice to see you.
-[Daniel] Good to see you.
-[Santiago] How are you, brother?
-Nice to see you.
[Mauricio] Mark, how are you?
It's so good to see you, buddy.
What do you guys have here?
Welcome to the penthouse at Regalia.
The best building in all of Miami.
It's one residence per floor, and you're
at the pinnacle now. The penthouse.
It's three levels, 10,755 square feet,
with an additional 6,000 square feet
of exterior space.
[Mauricio] This is fantastic, man.
[Adam] For those of you not familiar,
this is Sunny Isles Beach,
where some of the most expensive
condominiums are in Miami-Dade County.
The view to the north
is completely unobstructed.
This is the last condominium
that can be built this side.
[Mauricio] This view is protected.
It's absolutely critical
that we land this thing.
In the new market,
marquee listings are important
for The Agency's future
because it shows everybody in the market
The Agency is in a league of their own.
It also gives us validity.
It shows other clients and other people
that they can trust us
to sell their property as well.
I'll take you into the large kitchen here.
The chef's kitchen.
[rhythmic, catchy music playing]
[Mark] Floor-to-ceiling glass,
dual appliances.
[Adam] No feature was overlooked.
It's limestone flooring.
For the doors,
they're zebrano Italian doors.
Ooh!
Another great feature that's overlooked
a lot is the bird's eye maple.
It's some of the most expensive
wood in the world.
So smooth.
Oh my God, you used one of the tubular
elevators in here. How smart is that?
[Adam] It takes you to all three levels.
I don't shut up normally.
I can't stop taking this in.
[laughter]
It's the most beautiful penthouse
I feel like I've ever seen in my life.
The 360-degree views
of ocean all around you.
Like, soaring ceilings,
beautiful finishes.
Space from your family
to be in another wing.
It's stunning, that place.
[Mauricio] Let's check out the bar, guys.
-[Adam] So, full onyx bar.
-[Alexia] Oh!
[Adam] Onyx stone.
And for you wine drinkers,
525-bottle wine cooler.
[Alexia] Do I like it? I love it.
-This definitely passed the vibe check.
-This is the vibe check, for sure.
[Adam] So we're gonna go into the theater.
Soundproof blackout shades.
[Mauricio] Leather walls.
-[Alexia] These open up with a view too?
-[Mauricio] Yes.
-[Adam] Of course, every room has a view.
-This gets me going!
[Mauricio laughs]
I am completely awestruck
by this insane view,
the amenities in here,
the materials in here.
Speechless.
You might ask yourself
why there's no terraces.
The architect did that purposely
to make you feel like
you're floating in the ocean.
-[Farrah] Wow.
-[Alexia] Ah!
That's a good pic.
[Zach] I'm literally texting a client
who is looking in Palm Beach,
and he's like,
"Should I buy that instead?"
-[Adam] Let's go upstairs.
-[Mauricio] Let's check it out.
[grandiose music playing]
-[Adam] Limestone floating staircase.
-[Mauricio] Beautiful.
[Adam] Let's check out the bathroom.
-This is a million-dollar bathroom.
-[Alexia] Oh
[Farrah] Oh What?
[Alexia gasps]
[Adam] Calacatta book-matched marble.
His and hers showers.
Wow. I mean, I don't think
I would ever leave this shower.
[Alexia] It is so cool!
Ever. I mean, like
[Adam] That's an apartment
in New York City, Mauricio.
[Alexia chuckles]
-[Adam] And now you walk into the spa.
-[Mauricio] Unbelievable.
[Adam] Your own personal spa.
-Yes. I love dry sauna.
-Sauna and steam room. Hammam steam.
[Zach] This could be one of the greatest
bathroom suites I've ever been a part of.
By the way, he's already texting.
So you better get on it.
I'm actually Not only texting,
I'm getting responses from this.
[Alexia] Nice.
I mean, this really truly lives
like a house.
Let's, uh, talk some business.
You're blown away.
I know. I've never seen you not talk
and be speechless like this.
-[Zach] This is overwhelming.
-[Farrah] It is.
[Zach] I could sell this
as the best place to be in the world.
It sounds like you're about to.
[Mauricio] Thank you so much for today.
This is an extraordinary offering.
So, you know, we've been talking
to different real estate groups
to co-list the unit with us.
And we're glad you guys came today.
We wanted to hear from you what you think
you're gonna do to help us sell this.
What we're gonna do with Mauricio
is we're gonna bring you
the power of The Agency globally
and bring those buyers to you
from different places,
not only California, but everywhere.
And our marketing is unparalleled.
We're number one in social media
in real estate companies. Period.
But if I were moving to Miami,
and I was spending,
looking for a penthouse,
and I walked in here,
and I saw this offering at,
you know, $30 million,
you know, sub 30, 29.5
It feels like good value.
I I'm not sure I'd go look anywhere else.
I'd feel like I found my home,
that's my opinion.
And that's what we hope to deliver on.
This is super important for us.
We've been growing here in the Miami area.
We just opened up an office in Palm Beach,
and so I can tell you that the stakes here
are super high for us,
and so failure is just not an option.
[Adam] It's a bold statement.
How many jokes did Zach make
on the way here? [chuckles]
I mean, everything
out of his mouth is a joke.
I, honestly, like,
you know, speaking of Zach,
the other day, Ben did bring up the fact
that he thinks
Zach and Farrah have a connection.
My feelings about Alex
stem from I only want,
like, the best for Farrah,
and it should be really easy for me
to track a connection between two fiancés,
but, like, I track more
of a connection between her and Zach
than I do her and him.
A married man.
[Melissa] I've seen
Zach be flirty with Farrah.
However, that I think is,
like, his personality.
But for Ben to be saying that, and then
we talked about Alex and Farrah, yeah
I feel like I should tell Farrah,
just in general,
about the conversation we had.
You should 100% tell Farrah that.
I know she would not want
that going around,
that her and Zach have a connection.
If that got back to Alex
You know the right thing to do.
[sighing] Yeah.
[Santiago] What do you think?
I think we should
think about it a little bit,
on who we want to do
a co-listing with here,
but you've been great
and shown a lot of enthusiasm.
You wanna think about it tonight
and circle back with them tomorrow?
I mean, Mark, ideally, you know,
from my perspective, you know, we're here.
I'd like to leave here knowing
that we have the listing secured.
I'd like to get to work,
have the excitement, feel good about it.
[suspenseful music playing]
Yeah, we wanna leave excited.
Let's shake hands, and let's move forward,
and let's get on the phone
and get to work.
[music peaks, fades]
-[Mark] I'm good with it.
-[Adam] Me too.
-[Santiago] You won't be disappointed.
-Let's do it.
Congratulations.
-Amazing. Thank you.
-[Mark] Thank you.
[Mauricio] Thank you so much.
Very exciting stuff.
-[Santi] We'll sell this place.
-[Mauricio] Good news.
We got the listing today,
so they gave us the listing.
Now, we can party.
-Rule number two at The Agency.
-Have fun.
-We're gonna get crazy!
-Ooh, ooh, ooh.
-Ooh, ooh, ooh.
-Oh wow, you guys are really excited.
-I am really excited.
-I'm excited too.
-Let's sell it!
-Let's sell it.
[Melissa] Yes!
[upbeat music playing]
[Jon] It's beautiful. Oh man.
-Skyline on one side.
-Perfect. Wow.
[Tyler] Hey, guys.
[Jon] It's a pitcher, it's not a drink.
-Oh, okay.
-[Jon] Chug it!
[Melissa] Chug it!
Oh, Ben, what day is it?
Thirty-eight or 39 of your workout?
Thirty-seven, I think.
[Melissa] Okay.
Ben's been working out!
Oh my God, don't embarrass me.
-[Melissa] Woo-hoo!
-[Alexia] Adam!
You look like a Bratz doll.
You look so cool.
-Yeah.
-[Sophia] Thank you.
[Melissa] Adam takes off his shirt,
Ben's like, "I'm gonna get out now."
[Ben] I've never wanted
to put my clothing back on faster.
[laughter]
Um, okay, guys. I feel like
it's time I finish what I started.
[Melissa] You're not gonna go out
like that?
-Are you speaking in code?
-Yeah.
-I'm talking about my hair.
-[Ben] Oh, I thought this was the look!
[Sophia laughs] I need to get ready.
I'm gonna go call the kids, actually.
-[Tyler] Are y'all cold?
-Getting a little chilly.
I heard a little chilly something
you said earlier.
[Ben] Something I said earlier?
[Melissa] I heard you think there's a love
connection between two people we know.
Oh, I know what I said.
Yeah, Zach and Farrah.
I mean, I did say that I I was tracking
more of a connection between them
than I have ever seen
between her and Alex.
[Tyler gasps]
Saying, like, I track something
more organic and fun
than I've seen her with her fiancé.
This whole conversation
makes me so uncomfortable.
-That's okay. Sometimes
-[Melissa] It makes me uncomfortable.
Obviously, like, Zach's married
and Farrah is engaged.
You guys know Farrah. What's your take
on her relationship with Alex?
[Melissa] Any guy would get on his knee
and marry her in a heartbeat.
And this doesn't feel right
for the process of how long
things have taken between them two.
Do you feel
she's going down the wrong path?
Whether you're going to end up with Alex,
and you're engaged for 25 years
and never get married, I will back you.
However, this does not feel right.
I think he's a bozo.
Oh
I really do. I'm just like,
"Dude! Marry this beautiful woman."
I feel bad saying these things about him,
but, like, I don't give a shit about Alex.
I care about Farrah.
-You might think he's a bozo. Okay.
-It's the big brother in me.
-I don't know him.
-[Melissa] I totally get that.
Alex is a great guy,
but is he Farrah's guy?
-[Ben] Do you think he's the one for her?
-I do not.
I want the best for her,
and I'm gonna leave it at that.
[suspenseful electronic music playing]
[Alexia] Let's go!
-Let's hang from the chandeliers.
-Yes!
I think both Melissa and Sophia
need to get numbers tonight.
[Melissa] We're single gals.
People aren't gonna
just ask me for my number.
First it starts with eye contact.
Find your prey.
A linger, linger a little too long.
And then you look away.
-[Alexia] Do you think Adam's cute?
-I mean, Adam couldn't be hotter, right?
But I just think our pers
I don't know, our personalities, like
He's won me over completely. I love him.
Yeah, he's objectively attractive,
obviously.
Why are you looking at me like that?
If he's ever down for a younger girl,
you're available.
-[Sophia] Okay, I'm not gonna answer that.
-[Alexia] Yeah!
And if you decide
that you're not into it, I'll take him on.
[Alexia] Oh, now that Sophia is
Oh yeah. Now you just got jealous!
Oh my God. Okay.
[Alexia] Melissa is jelly!
-May the best woman win.
-[Alexia] That's the good luck chug.
On these work trips, even though
they're "work," anything can happen.
-Bye.
-Bye, love you.
[Alexia] Bye. See you guys in a little.
[upbeat disco music playing]
[Mauricio] Let's roll!
Let's get some drinks!
[Jon] You're celebrating the listing
you guys signed?
Celebrating everything.
Many good things happening.
We're celebrating one of the greatest
condo penthouses we've ever seen
and making the most
of this opportunity in life.
We're gonna celebrate life.
Drinks! Anyone? Drinks.
Let's have drinks.
-Tequila!
-[Ben] Wow!
[Ben] Very nice. Yowza.
-[Zach] Where are the rest of the gaggle?
-[Ben] You guys chat.
-Sorry, one second.
-[Ben] You guys talk.
[Farrah] They're finishing getting ready.
Cheers.
Cheers, big ears!
Cheers, everybody!
[Farrah] So, we have implanted this idea
in Sophia's head
that she should have
a little flirtation with Adam tonight.
I think she should if she likes him.
I mean, he would be part of your family.
-How would you feel?
-Oh, amazing. Love it.
-You would?
-Yeah.
Everyone would want Adam
as part of their family, right?
-Wow, look at you!
-Maybe she will.
[Mauricio] Wow, you look gorgeous tonight.
-[Sophia] What?
-Holy smoke show!
What?
-Give us a spin. Let's see it.
-I'm deceased.
Sophia should go for Adam. I mean,
I've never seen him look like this before.
He was so intrigued.
He looked at her like a different person.
If I was your father,
I would not stand for this.
-But you're not!
-That's so awkward.
He doesn't mind. It's okay.
-Does he not mind?
-No, not at all.
He has such an innocent mind.
[Adam] Oh yeah. He's also very proud.
He's like, "You guys look so cute. Aw!"
[Zach] Are we staying here,
or are we going out? Let's get this going.
["Wanna Know Our Secret"
by Eloise Weeks, Sebastian Truman playing]
[Alexia] Your butt is looking so fine.
The feathers really make it pop.
[Melissa] Thank you.
It'll be a good night.
[Alexia] I wonder where my sisters are.
I told them we're down here.
-Um
-Then we breathe out
-[Alexia] That looks like it's in a car.
-Hell, no! What?
-Wow, that's so annoying.
-That's rude.
[Alexia] I'm gonna FaceTime them.
Where the fuck are you guys?
[Sophia] Hey, girl!
We're going to the club!
I told you guys I was coming downstairs
to get drinks with the girls.
[Farrah] Okay, well, I'm sorry,
but you took too long.
What the fuck? What do you mean?
I was downstairs waiting for you.
-I told you to text when you're down here.
-[Farrah] We forgot. It was unintentional.
[Sophia] We're drunk!
I know what happened.
They had a lot of fun, the two of them.
They're like, "Let's go and have
some fun," and they just left.
[Farrah] You guys are together.
What's the matter?
-[Alexia] Whatever. Bye.
-[Tyler] All right.
[Melissa] She told them
that we were waiting for them.
I was ready way longer before them too.
I've been waiting the whole time.
It's been this thing
that's kind of been weighing on me.
Sophia and I have always been the closest
in age, so we hang out the most,
but we haven't lived
in the same home for 8 years.
Finally, we're back, and like,
the two of them just clicked so hard,
and this is something, like, in general,
I definitely feel a little bit of
like a black sheep of my family sometimes.
I'm just a little different.
[Melissa] Alexia
[Alexia] I just can't wrap my head around
my two sisters leaving me behind,
and I've had it up to here,
and I'm really just
I'm done.
I feel like the two of them just are
on a very, very similar wavelength,
and I just feel so, I don't know
-[Melissa] Left out?
-Left behind.
-Yeah.
-[Alexia] Left out.
I'm sorry.
To genuinely forget me?
[Tyler] Yeah.
[engaging music playing]
[Mauricio] BÂOLI, let's go! Boom!
[Zach] Let's go!
That's how I get my team pumped.
[Jon] We have a table for two.
You're gonna have to sit on Adam's lap.
[Sophia] I pretend to be very confident,
but I am actually not very confident,
especially when it comes to guys.
What do you want to drink?
I want, um, a shot of tequila
and a margarita.
You want a margarita? Okay.
But I was like, "We're in Miami."
"Let's have a good time.
I'm gonna need a lot of alcohol
if I'm gonna be
flirting with Adam tonight."
[upbeat disco music playing]
[Melissa] Oh, hello!
Oh!
[music fades]
Hi!
[Mauricio laughs] Are you mad at her?
Why?
They fucking forgot me.
They left me behind.
They left the hotel without me.
Like, on purpose?
They just forgot.
-We didn't know you were waiting for us.
-I didn't know you were waiting for us.
[Sophia] Alexia, I love you. I'm sorry.
I feel so bad I made you feel this way.
It was not our intention at all.
I'm sure it wasn't!
You guys just forgot! Which sucks!
Listen, we're in Miami.
We're out for one night.
Like, I wanna have fun with you.
Let's just forget about it
and talk about it tomorrow. Whatever.
Okay.
[tense music plays]
[Jon] The night is young.
Shake it off. Shake it off.
[Farrah] I'm kinda shook about Alexia.
What do I do?
I've never had that before with her.
She's pissed at us. Look at her.
-What do we do?
-I don't know.
[dramatic sting]
[engaging music playing]
[music distorts, fades]
Farrah and Sophia
genuinely just forgot me at the hotel.
-They didn't even text you or anything?
-They didn't text me, didn't call me.
-I'm sorry.
-[Farrah, Sophia] Hello
[Alexia] Um,
they're actually walking in right now.
All right. I love you.
[heartfelt music playing]
-[Farrah sighs]
-[Sophia] Hi.
-Hi.
-[Farrah] Hi.
What are you doing?
-Nothing.
-Are you still upset about last night?
Yeah.
[Farrah] You are?
Duh, you guys are annoying.
Right. I'm sorry.
Honestly, we weren't even
We were not thinking. We just
-We were drinking, having fun.
-She had a pitcher of margarita.
-I did have a pitcher.
-She chugged the whole thing.
I know, and I was there, and we had We
We had established
all the girls' energy, and
I haven't talked about this with you guys,
but I've been feeling
a certain way for a little while.
I don't know, I'm, like, in a way, I just
I don't get FOMO
with anyone else except you two.
-You two are my two favorite people.
-Don't have FOMO.
I know, and I just naturally do.
But last night, it hurt.
-And it feels sometimes
-It was triggering.
It triggered me, and it just hit
a nerve that I've been feeling, and
I don't know,
I feel like you guys I don't know.
Honestly, we just weren't thinking.
It was not intentional.
And that's bad enough itself though.
[Sophia] Yeah. We
Yeah, it sucks to feel forgotten.
Like, feeling forgotten is
a really, really, really shitty feeling.
-I'm sorry we made you feel that way.
-We never want you to feel that way.
I just never think that, like,
you actually get affected by these things.
You're so carefree, nothing bothers you,
and you're so independent and so confident
that when we're vibing
and bonding, I never think, like,
"This is going to hurt Alexia's feelings."
That doesn't occur to my head.
I'm really happy you're saying something
'cause we probably would just continue,
and that's not right and that's not cool.
You guys are so close, it's like,
if we're all together in the same city
for the first time in so long,
why can't it be all of us
having this moment?
Yeah.
Can we have this moment today?
Can we turn this upside down?
I'm down.
I really want to have fun with you guys.
We're in Miami, baby!
No more flipping me off,
even though I deserved it.
-I love you.
-I love you so much.
-I love you so, so much.
-[Alexia laughs]
[Farrah] I never ever want
you to feel that way.
-[Alexia] I love you guys.
-I love you.
Now that we're, like, talking again,
I was dying watching
Melissa with Adam after hours.
Dying
[engaging music playing]
-[Ben] Dude, just go with it.
-[Melissa] Oh my God, Adam!
Yes! Are we gonna have fun tonight?
-What do I do?
-Are we gonna have fun?
-We're having fun.
-We're gonna have a good time.
-[Sophia] For an hour at least.
-[Farrah] Hijacking him.
After I kissed his cheek?
Are you kidding me?
Lips touched cheek.
[Sophia chuckles]
Melissa was not leaving him alone.
I'm like, "Take the L where the L is due."
You lost, Sophia won, now back off.
[Sophia] Yeah.
Here's the thing.
After we left the first club
to go to E11EVEN all together as a group,
things really started to shift,
and suddenly Melissa was all over Adam
and holding his hand, basically forgetting
that the rest of us are even there.
And also forgetting
that Sophia already put herself out there.
It just doesn't sit well with me.
Honestly, I'm surprised
that the claws really came out.
[Melissa] We left together.
In the same Uber?
-With his arm around me, did you see that?
-No.
-We're gonna have fun.
-I don't know what's happening right now.
-We're gonna go for it.
-What's up, fam?
[Melissa] You know when someone
kinda, like, touches you?
And you get, like, body chills?
Like, I've had a crush on him
for a really long time.
[Tyler] Melissa!
I mean, how could you not?
And again, we were like, you saw us
You guys were If I didn't know better,
I would think you guys
were a couple last night.
-That's the nicest thing anyone's said.
-Look at you!
[upbeat music playing]
-[Farrah] Oh no.
-[Tyler] Oh God.
-[Zach] Oh man.
-[Farrah] Oh man. Oh no. Oh no.
Now, look, it's gonna start
raining on us next.
-[Ben blows a raspberry]
-[Zach] Oh man!
[laughing] This
It's what friends are for.
[Zach] Yeah, not to put the mouth
on the stomach.
-[Ben] Last night was crazy.
-[Farrah] It was crazy.
Alexia was screaming at you
at the nightclub.
She gave me the finger.
She flipped me off.
I've never seen her that upset before.
I know. We talked about it this morning,
but we feel really, really bad.
We were completely in the wrong.
Also, Adam and Melissa
were talking the whole
-The whole time!
-[Zach] Oh yeah, they were.
Who talks for two and a half hours?
She didn't get up once.
And neither did he.
But wait, also,
I saw Adam and Sophia dancing.
Yeah.
-They were.
-He's working the room!
[Farrah] He was.
Hey, y'all!
Y'all look so cute!
-[Zach] Hello.
-I wanna get in the middle of y'all.
I wanna sit with the boys.
Hi, babies.
Hi! Your tan is tanning.
-[Melissa] It is?
-Yeah.
-[Zach] When you walked in
-Yeah?
They I was half sleeping,
and I heard them talking about you
and quickly change the subject
as you walked up.
No, we didn't. I wanna know,
who do you think is winning
between you and Sophia
for Adam's even-keel heart?
-[Melissa] I'm winning.
-Ooh!
How are you winning?
Did you not see us at E11EVEN?
Yeah, after you put him in a corner
and were talking to him the whole time.
Excuse me, I did not put him in a corner.
You sound like I held him hostage.
You didn't hang out with us
the entire night.
-I was having a conversation.
-[Farrah] You didn't dance with us.
-[Melissa] Come on! Sophia's 23 years old.
-I feel like
They were vibing, and then you looked
real salty and then swooped in.
I got to have my sister's back here.
-But here's the thing.
-[Farrah] I felt that was shady.
-You think I was being shady?
-[Farrah] A little bit.
[Melissa] Why was I being shady?
She was having so much fun,
really coming out,
she's usually also very reserved.
The second you saw that,
you were like, "Shit."
-He came to me!
-Salty as hell. I didn't see that.
Okay, well, I me. I witnessed it.
[Zach] Look at this
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.
-I love this.
-Listen to me, though.
This defense is fantastic
of your little sister.
[Melissa] You need to have
your facts straight.
-These Umanskys, they gotta win.
-[Zach] Protects herself.
We don't need to win, but we're going to.
Don't come for me and my sisters.
Okay?
You guys, look at these rain clouds.
Oh my God,
there's a Category Five hurricane coming.
[Tyler] It looks like a tropical storm.
[Zach] These clouds look like
the end of the world approaching.
-[Zach] Let's go.
-[Ben] You want to?
[Melissa] Y'all, I'm leaving.
I feel like y'all are being mean.
Like, I feel really left out.
[dramatic music peaks, fades]
I saw you walk out of the club
with your arm around Melissa.
She and I have a cool connection.
After everything we've been through,
I just feel this attack from you.
-He did call Alex a bozo.
-What?
Release her or marry her.
What happened?
We got two offers on the Venice property.
[Mauricio] You're a rock star.
You're gonna be my agent,
and I'm going to be a hard seller.
Guess what? Daddy needs a check.
And you know what? Sheep not included.
But we can ride it!
[all cheer]
We're gonna be offering this
to our clients at $250,000 a week.
It's going to be four million or no deal.
Dude, we just let them walk out the door.
I heard
you've been talking to Rick Hilton.
What the fuck, dude?
You don't take over a company
because you have the same last name.
You have to earn it.
You guys can run the Umansky Team.
I just can run a business.
-Don't do that by talking shit about us.
-Yeah, exactly.
[Alexia] I feel like time and time again,
you make jokes about me and comments.
I can't have you around like this.
So don't make me lose you.
I mean, like, when this news broke,
it was insane,
hearing about Mauricio and Kyle.
How will this affect the business?
Was there ever a discussion of compromise?
No, Mom and I have really not had
any conversations in the last two months.
[dramatic sting]
[dramatic music playing]