College Romance (2018) s02e05 Episode Script

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Deepu.
I mean Deepika.
We have drunk a bottle
and we did not discuss
anything that matters.
- It is better that
- Do you want to make out right now?
Right now!
I am just saying this to Karan!
I do miss her a lot.
The way she called me.
And it has been a week
and I feel so messed up.
Go and apologize to her.
Sorry?
Why should I apologize?
It is her fault as well.
Did she come to me and apologize?
What is my fault in all of this?
I am committed in my relation.
I am loyal.
She will come to
me for all petty things.
And when it is an
important decision of life
regarding our relationship
then she goes to best friends.
And if this is what she wanted
why did she make me her boyfriend?
I do not know how to
speak in English like you folk
but Goldie has taught me one thing
you need to have an
ego if you demand respect.
Leave her be then.
I cannot leave her.
I do not like it without her.
I feel so incomplete.
Then keep her close, Bagga.
You know
That evening
When I was crying
I realized
either you can be happy
or you can be right!
You can't be both Bagga.
I messed it up with Karan.
He was so nice to me throughout!
Accepted me the way I am!
Which is not easy.
It is due to him I
have you people in my life.
And I lost it all.
Why?
Because of this ego of mine.
I do not know how to apologize
or if I do not want to say it!
I do not know.
Naira is a sweet
girl and you know that.
She will leave in a few days.
Do not forget.
You have to decide
what is more important.
Naira or your go.
Think.
Hold this.
So Sexy Bugs
So Sexy Bugs
Naira, come down!
So Sexy Bugs
I cannot do it.
Indeed.
So what should we do now?
What should we do?
Naira are you teaching
me active and passive?
Shit!
I am sorry.
It is fine.
It happens.
I am sorry too.
Come on now.
Here in the open.
So what?
- Okay.
- Okay.
From this day on we are best friends.
I am sorry.
From now on we are best friends.
Are you not fine with this?
Are you fine with this?
If you are fine with it I too am fine.
I am fine.
A new car is a different
one from the one repaired.
Not the same thing!
There it is. We are best friends now.
Cool. Cool.
- Friends?
- Cool.
Yeah, great
- It is done!
- Done!
Friends.
To hell with you emotional bitch!
I am getting late!
Let me talk to her.
I have apologized.
Naira and I are best friends.
I just saw you guys hugging.
There she goes. She cannot be quiet.
A friend cannot hug a friend.
I think you should apologize
and Karan will too.
And everyone can be fine!
And everyone is happy.
Who is it?
- I am sorry.
- It is okay.
- I am sorry. Forgive me.
- It is okay.
I am sorry.
I am sorry.
I am sorry, Karan.
I am sorry.
Why are you sorry?
I was afraid.
You are so cute.
Karan, say something.
Will you speak once I am gone to US!
We have to prepare
for Naira's farewell party.
I am so excited.
I have the one piece
dress ironed and slacks ready
in the front pocket of my bag.
Thanks.
Is she crazy?
Listen up.
You will be doing all preparations
that I was supposed to do for party.
You handle the liquor and decoration.
I am to prepare for
my own farewell party?
I can do so.
I have to bring a lot
of booze to college discreetly.
How will I manage?
So you can pick a side kick.
- Bagga?
- What?
But you both broke up.
So? Exes can be friends, right?
So what, Trippy?
Why do you make a scene always?
Come on!
Deepika, you must call
every batchmate of ours
personally,
to invite them for Naira's party.
- In your dreams, Karan!
- You kissed my best friend.
Give me the list!
You may choose your side-kick!
Datrupriya!
Thanks ma'am.
Give me a task and be done with it.
You broke the bro code.
And you must atone for it.
Oh no!
He cannot do it. Please.
Karan, please.
This is getting way tough.
Hold on, why do you scare me?
What is this?
I do not know.
I am scared by the way he said it.
- It must be something.
- What is it?
As per ancient tales
As per ancient tales
Two close friends had a fight.
They were Karan and Trippy.
Trippy kissed Karan's
girl behind his back.
And Karan invoked the bro
code in response for this sin!
As per bro code tradition
you must pass three tests
to earn my trust again.
And what are those?
I will tell you.
In time.
Karan, listen to me!
Bro.
You are set now.
You are free before
heading to America.
And now you can date white guys!
No way that is not it.
There will be Punjabi boys.
Yes, they will find a caring person.
You know what?
I never thought we can be friends.
As it gets awkward.
But we have shown maturity.
Maturity right.
- There is something on your cheek.
- Move it.
- So what? A friend can do that.
- Yes.
- Like this.
- Not like that
- Bring us some beers.
- Mind your tongue!
You are right.
We must have an app
for inviting people.
Which has ready to use invites!
People in old days sent pigeons
and we can name our app as pigeons.
- Great idea, right?
- Shut the hell up.
- Let us start inviting people.
- Okay.
Rohit, listen to me very carefully.
Naira's farewell
party is today evening
Just get your ass sharp at 8 p.m.
Why are you so rude? I am not coming!
Fine, we can have
the party without you.
Rohit.
Naira's party is tonight!
Please come to the ground at 8:00 p.m.
So sweet of you. I will be there.
- No worries.
- See you.
Bye.
How the hell did you do that?
I just said the same exact words.
It is a small trick. Let me tell you.
A simple rule.
Begin with 'Hey'
and end with 'please'.
It is that simple.
Gross!
You think this is going to work.
Please tell me what is the first test!
Tell me at once!
Tell me.
Listen.
As per the code,
Karan presents first test.
The kiss of venom.
Trippy had to kiss a wild dog.
So whenever he remembers
the kiss of the maiden
he is then reminded
of the kiss of the vile dog.
- A wild dog?
- A wild dog.
Who is the wild dog here?
Who?
Jupiter!
Are you insane?
I will kiss him? He will rough me up!
I never said you
have to kiss his lips!
Thank you!
You must kiss his ass!
The kiss of venom!
Makhi!
What is it?
Hey, Makhi!
Naira has a farewell
party at 8 tonight!
Please bring your foul face!
Please!
I swear people can die of your odour.
So please use a deodorant!
Please!
Thank you, Deepika!
Thank you so much!
I thought such ill of you
and you are ever so pure!
So good.
I will use an expensive cologne.
Thank you so much. Bye!
Yes.
Don't you think we have
reached heights of maturity?
Right.
It is called ozone layer, right?
We have reached a level beyond that.
- So funny!
- Baby, give me the balloons!
So what? We do call friends as baby!
Yes, I call my friends like that!
Where are you, baby?
Have your lost your mind!
I'll see you in the evening.
I address Trippy as baby. to all.
Good morning, Bro.
How are you Trippy?
I am great!
You wear a jeans of Tommy?
It is mine!
I mean the brand.
It has such a great smell.
One can sniff and say if it original.
- What are you saying?
- Yes.
This is new.
Let me check once.
Or else people will
call you a fake man!
Truly said. Go ahead!
Stay in line!
I am sorry.
Ready for the second test.
Do you not fear God!
You will be born again.
Purity of heart is the second test.
What?
You must go to staff room
and speak some kind
words for every teacher.
- Good lines?
- Read it.
- Simple!
- That is all!
- I can do this easily!
- Go on then!
Be careful.
Easy there, wash your face first.
Do you remember our first date? Bags?
- I mean Bagga.
- No
it is fine.
I remember.
It is not like I knew all.
I thought cheesecake
must have only cheese in it.
But you told me that
it would be sweet.
Do you remember it as first date?
Or did you always think
that date is done in hotel rooms?
You must be going
there with other girls.
No, Naira.
I swear.
I have been there only with you.
Never with anyone else.
How would I know?
I never chased after you.
You did a little.
You were my first.
I never knew that the key
card was used to turn on lights.
I was going to search
for the switches.
That was such a good scene!
You were so troubled!
Trying to find the lights.
You saved me
or else the manager had scolded me!
Let me tell you.
It has been a year
since our first date.
It was today.
- You remembered?
- Yes.
I hope it was not a dry day that day!
No, it was not.
Naira, I have always been called
in a manner like,
'Bagga, where are you going?'
Asking for a fight.
It was the first time
when someone called me Bags.
How can I forget that?
Monish Buhl was right about one thing.
A young guy and a young girl
can never just stay friends.
Hey. Jupiter.
Naira's farewell
party is at 8 tonight.
So what should I do?
Come and dance you baboon!
See you at the ground at 8. Please!
Do you think I am your servant?
My family will never
have a dog like you
let alone having a servant!
Bless your stars that I invited you
and you are uninvited.
Put the phone down!
Or else I will shove it down your ass.
Relax! Relax!
- I cannot do this!
- I can do this for you.
But you need to cancel the gift.
I'll handle that. I cannot fake this.
Are you sue you can do this?
I'll manage. I just can't do that.
- What?
- And here is the twist in the test
Go ahead.
After praising teachers
add a line at the end.
What?
- In the pant of Mr. Munjal!
- That is it?
Come on then. Stop wasting my time!
- May I come in, sir?
- Yes.
Good afternoon, Teachers.
I wish to cleanse my
heart and say somethings.
- May I?
- Yes.
Ms. Saxena.
She likes blooming roses.
In the pant of Mr. Munjal.
Mr Bhatia.
He eat walnuts to stay sharp.
In the pant of Mr. Munjal.
Mr. Dua's favourite fruit
Karan, that asshole!
Sugarcane.
- In the pant of Mr. Munjal!
- You!
Karan, asshole!
If I had suspended you will suffer!
You dare laugh!
Now tell me and be done.
What is the final test?
I will tell you,
but at the right time.
Let us get ready for party.
I want to enjoy the party! Tell me!
The third test is
called the bitter truth!
Bitter truth
What is this now?
Were all the stories put online?
Not all just one.
Not online.
You must call someone
and say what you feel.
Who?
Trippy you had a break up.
And there will be a break down.
You must vent all your rage.
It is simple.
Karan, listen to me.
What happened between
Deepika and me
You know
I made a mistake.
Forgive me!
I have moved on from Deepika!
I have no problem that you kissed.
You know the problem is?
You did not tell me!
I am sorry.
Karan.
Hey.
Now are you planning to kiss me?
It is fine!
So tell me.
Do you like her?
Deepika?
Naira! They are here! Come!
You get so scared!
Naira is enjoying!
Thank you.
Okay.
Piss off!
Here is the champion!
- Guys!
- Hey!
Guys!
Yes.
Fucking assholes!
What is going on?
What now?
Please hold on.
I need to get a gift for Naira.
Yes please go.
Please hold it!
Please make it quick!
Naira! Naira!
Bhati!
Come out!
- Bagga, what is it?
- What happened?
Darn it!
Bhati!
What has he done?
I will make him suffer!
Do not worry. We will handle it.
He will suffer.
I will beat him up!
[indistinct chaos]
[indistinct chaos]
Bagga, what did I tell you that day?
Not to hit such a good
person but you did not listen.
Mr. Bhati, I insist.
Please pour this ketchup on my face.
Let us end this matter!
You are the don here?
You think you can do as you please?
I told you end this, right?
Take it.
You dullards!
Stop it.
Enough!
You!
Hi! Naira!
This video is our
farewell gift for you.
I never thought I'll
do these two things.
A. Customize a gift for someone
and B. to publicly apologize, Karan.
Firstly, Karan, I am really sorry.
I should not have
kissed your best friend.
I truly am sorry.
And secondly, if you want
to connect Naira and college.
How do you connect that?
Naira has a really bad taste in boys.
Sorry, Bagga.
Even our canteen has a bad taste.
And Canteen is in our college
so the college is going to miss you.
Okay, do not laugh at this.
I am going to really miss you, Naira.
Naira is the sweetest
person I have ever met.
I like sweets.
I am not from this college.
Remember?
But Naira is from here.
Naira, I'll really miss you.
Everyone else will
mis you and I will FOMO.
I'll miss you too.
Naira=Trippy=Karan.
Karan=stupidity. - That is friendship.
Friendship=College.
College=
The three of us!
Yes.
We'll miss you Naira.
We'll miss you.
Thank you.
Where is he?
Naira and I will have some momos.
Shots for Naira and I.
Please copy some
notes for Naira and I.
Naira and I are going for a ride.
Naira and I will be there.
Naira and I are bunking.
Naira and I are not
coming to college today.
And now..
After Naira is gone,
serve me some momos.
Copy these notes for me.
I'll do some shots.
I'll go for a round.
I'll be there.
I am bunking today.
I am not coming to college today.
Naira!
Hold on!
You were friends!
To hell with it! She is my girl!
Stop this sorrow! Time for drinks!
Come on!