Creeped Out (2017) s02e05 Episode Script
Only Child
The Curious.
They say he collects strange tales.
And if you ever hear his whistle, you know something creepy is about to unfold.
There are some people who don't play well with others.
They prefer to be the center of attention.
And they will stop at nothing until they get what they want.
Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday, dear Mimi Who I love More than anything in the world Happy birthday to you - You know what else is nice? - Hmm? - Winston.
- Ah, I like Winston! Yeah.
I never believed it would happen.
Isn't he beautiful? It's worth missing any gig for.
Mm.
Mia Can we put the camera down? Come say hi.
- Okay! No need for the tone, Mother.
- Hey, I just made this, okay? An actual human.
And? No one likes a show-off.
He's dying to meet you.
Uh, dying for a shower more like.
He's stinky.
Kidding.
Hey, imp! So you're the reason none of us are ever sleeping again, huh? Hmm? What was that? Your little looks! Nothing, just it's only natural.
- What is? - You know you've been the only child now for 14 years, so Whoa, whoa, whoa! I don't have a problem with competition.
Not that I'm saying he's competition.
Guys, guys.
Uh Best of pals already.
See? Aw! Someone's craving their first big-sis cuddle.
- Yes? - Ah.
Oh, honey.
Okay.
It's all right.
Oh, he's just he's just shy.
That's all.
And don't worry.
Few weeks' time, it'll be like nothing's changed.
- Yeah.
- Oh Morning, Mimi.
- Oh, and I'm really - Sorry about the mess? Sure.
- How have you still not given him a name? - Hmm, nothing's really sticking.
Well, my vote goes for "Poop Machine.
" Or "Mr.
Stink.
" Oh, poor little darling.
Oh.
I'm on it.
Did I mention you're my favorite daughter? Thanks.
Oh! Hey! Shh! It's okay.
Chill! What is it? Need a changing? Seems all good down there.
What, then? Gassy? Hungry? Don't like my face or something? Oh.
Okay.
Mia! They just fell out.
It's true! It was so weird.
I heard this This what? What did you hear? - Mia? - I - No.
Doesn't matter.
- Do me a favor.
Clean up this mess.
- Mia? - What? Why is this music box on? It just started playing.
So, what? You're saying he's a late-night DJ? I'm not making this up! Mia, I am way too tired for games.
- But, Mom - No.
Bed.
Now! I hope your little brother does become a late-night DJ.
Go on.
Well, maybe that was just her way of bonding with him.
At 3:00 in the morning? I read about this, in that book your mother insisted I buy.
What if Mia's jealous? What if Mia's jealous that she's not the only kid anymore? What if it never changes? - Mia? - Yeah.
I'm listening in.
Smooth, kiddo.
- Can you, uh? - Yeah.
You know, I gotta get new strings for that thing.
See you soon.
Come on, sit.
I know there's been some big changes recently.
First the wedding, then a new brother I get it.
Uh, adjusting's weird for me too.
Plus, I know my attention's been locked on someone else a lot.
Mom - And you're just so used to being - Don't say "the only child," please.
Okay, fine, maybe at the start I was a bit, I dunno, jealous or something.
But I really did see something.
Hey.
Just because two stinky new men have come along doesn't mean I love you less.
Love's not a limited resource.
Okay.
Give you that one.
Very lame.
Gosh, what's happened to me? Maybe it's delayed baby brain? Oh, so, while we're friends again You want me to watch the imp? Just just for a moment while I replenish the diaper situation.
- I love you.
- You better.
Mia? Mom, you gotta come home! - There's something wrong with the baby! - What? What? Mom? Imp? Mom, something's happening with the baby! - Where, where? - There! Oh! Hey! Uh, Mom What Mia, why would you do that? Mom, that wasn't he did that.
Hey, I got your text.
Is everything okay? She's making us pay for not being the center of attention.
- No! - I don't understand - why you're doing this to us, just - What? You gotta understand, we tried to have this baby for a long time.
Your mom still can't believe that he's really here.
Just the thought that anything's wrong with him could it could devastate her.
Kiddo, don't worry about it.
I got this.
I know it was you who wrote on the mirror.
What do you want from me? How are you doing this? Mimi, can we put the camera down? Can we put the camera down? Come.
Mimi, can we put the camera down? Oh, good boy.
I know you can hear me, and I know you're fake sleeping.
Trying to scare me? I want to know what you are! Gotcha! Let's hear her out, hmm? - What are we looking at, Mia? - Proof.
Proof I'm not to blame.
- Mia - Just watch! Mia, that's you.
No, no, no, no, no.
No.
No, that's that's not me.
Mia? No, no, no, no, no.
That's not what happened.
This is not what happened! - Why would you do this? - I didn't! I didn't! - It wasn't me! It wasn't me! - Mia! I didn't make it up! - I - Baby.
You're tired.
We all are.
Um, maybe if we all took a timeout? Gather our heads.
Okay Um Remember the school I went to growing up? Wait you're sending me away? It won't be forever.
Just while we adjust.
No, Mom, please! I don't want to leave.
I don't know why this is happening.
I just want our old life back.
Just you and me.
Mom, please don't make me go! Please, Mom! - Oh, hey, kiddo.
- Hey.
Can we talk? Of course.
- Does Mom hate me now? - What? Mia Come on, nothing you could do will ever make that happen.
Oh, honey.
I really didn't make it up! It's like he's controlling my mind.
Ow! Sorry, sorry.
Keeps happening.
The feedback stops his control.
What? I know what you've been doing.
Controlling me.
Hiding what you really are.
Well, not anymore.
I turn this thing on, and you can't do it anymore.
Mia! Mia? Mia, open the door.
Right now! Not anymore.
Mia Come on, baby.
It's not just me.
You've been blocking us all from seeing what you really are.
I'll show her what you really are.
Prove I wasn't lying.
This ends now! Mia Come on, baby.
Mia, please! Just the thought of anything wrong with him would would devastate her.
Mia, please.
Please.
He means everything to me.
I can't do this.
I can't do this to her.
Tell me what I have to do - Come on, baby! - to make this a happy family.
Oh, look! Look! Oh! Look at you two.
How sweet is that? My baby with my baby.
Well, all right.
Now, who wants some of my world-famous blueberry pancakes? And by famous, he means disgusting.
Please, don't let me suffer alone with him.
Wow! Right under the bus.
I'll be out in a minute.
They're gross! You want a new one? Uh, only I'd have to go out and buy it, and just, I promised to hang out with my friends today, and No? It's fine.
I'll cancel.
Again.
Oh, you wanna move by the window? Um, okay.
Okay, I'm doing it now.
Okay I'm sorry, I didn't mean to answer you back so what do you want me to do now? A heroic sacrifice a lifetime of service Just how far would you be willing to go to protect the ones you love?
They say he collects strange tales.
And if you ever hear his whistle, you know something creepy is about to unfold.
There are some people who don't play well with others.
They prefer to be the center of attention.
And they will stop at nothing until they get what they want.
Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday, dear Mimi Who I love More than anything in the world Happy birthday to you - You know what else is nice? - Hmm? - Winston.
- Ah, I like Winston! Yeah.
I never believed it would happen.
Isn't he beautiful? It's worth missing any gig for.
Mm.
Mia Can we put the camera down? Come say hi.
- Okay! No need for the tone, Mother.
- Hey, I just made this, okay? An actual human.
And? No one likes a show-off.
He's dying to meet you.
Uh, dying for a shower more like.
He's stinky.
Kidding.
Hey, imp! So you're the reason none of us are ever sleeping again, huh? Hmm? What was that? Your little looks! Nothing, just it's only natural.
- What is? - You know you've been the only child now for 14 years, so Whoa, whoa, whoa! I don't have a problem with competition.
Not that I'm saying he's competition.
Guys, guys.
Uh Best of pals already.
See? Aw! Someone's craving their first big-sis cuddle.
- Yes? - Ah.
Oh, honey.
Okay.
It's all right.
Oh, he's just he's just shy.
That's all.
And don't worry.
Few weeks' time, it'll be like nothing's changed.
- Yeah.
- Oh Morning, Mimi.
- Oh, and I'm really - Sorry about the mess? Sure.
- How have you still not given him a name? - Hmm, nothing's really sticking.
Well, my vote goes for "Poop Machine.
" Or "Mr.
Stink.
" Oh, poor little darling.
Oh.
I'm on it.
Did I mention you're my favorite daughter? Thanks.
Oh! Hey! Shh! It's okay.
Chill! What is it? Need a changing? Seems all good down there.
What, then? Gassy? Hungry? Don't like my face or something? Oh.
Okay.
Mia! They just fell out.
It's true! It was so weird.
I heard this This what? What did you hear? - Mia? - I - No.
Doesn't matter.
- Do me a favor.
Clean up this mess.
- Mia? - What? Why is this music box on? It just started playing.
So, what? You're saying he's a late-night DJ? I'm not making this up! Mia, I am way too tired for games.
- But, Mom - No.
Bed.
Now! I hope your little brother does become a late-night DJ.
Go on.
Well, maybe that was just her way of bonding with him.
At 3:00 in the morning? I read about this, in that book your mother insisted I buy.
What if Mia's jealous? What if Mia's jealous that she's not the only kid anymore? What if it never changes? - Mia? - Yeah.
I'm listening in.
Smooth, kiddo.
- Can you, uh? - Yeah.
You know, I gotta get new strings for that thing.
See you soon.
Come on, sit.
I know there's been some big changes recently.
First the wedding, then a new brother I get it.
Uh, adjusting's weird for me too.
Plus, I know my attention's been locked on someone else a lot.
Mom - And you're just so used to being - Don't say "the only child," please.
Okay, fine, maybe at the start I was a bit, I dunno, jealous or something.
But I really did see something.
Hey.
Just because two stinky new men have come along doesn't mean I love you less.
Love's not a limited resource.
Okay.
Give you that one.
Very lame.
Gosh, what's happened to me? Maybe it's delayed baby brain? Oh, so, while we're friends again You want me to watch the imp? Just just for a moment while I replenish the diaper situation.
- I love you.
- You better.
Mia? Mom, you gotta come home! - There's something wrong with the baby! - What? What? Mom? Imp? Mom, something's happening with the baby! - Where, where? - There! Oh! Hey! Uh, Mom What Mia, why would you do that? Mom, that wasn't he did that.
Hey, I got your text.
Is everything okay? She's making us pay for not being the center of attention.
- No! - I don't understand - why you're doing this to us, just - What? You gotta understand, we tried to have this baby for a long time.
Your mom still can't believe that he's really here.
Just the thought that anything's wrong with him could it could devastate her.
Kiddo, don't worry about it.
I got this.
I know it was you who wrote on the mirror.
What do you want from me? How are you doing this? Mimi, can we put the camera down? Can we put the camera down? Come.
Mimi, can we put the camera down? Oh, good boy.
I know you can hear me, and I know you're fake sleeping.
Trying to scare me? I want to know what you are! Gotcha! Let's hear her out, hmm? - What are we looking at, Mia? - Proof.
Proof I'm not to blame.
- Mia - Just watch! Mia, that's you.
No, no, no, no, no.
No.
No, that's that's not me.
Mia? No, no, no, no, no.
That's not what happened.
This is not what happened! - Why would you do this? - I didn't! I didn't! - It wasn't me! It wasn't me! - Mia! I didn't make it up! - I - Baby.
You're tired.
We all are.
Um, maybe if we all took a timeout? Gather our heads.
Okay Um Remember the school I went to growing up? Wait you're sending me away? It won't be forever.
Just while we adjust.
No, Mom, please! I don't want to leave.
I don't know why this is happening.
I just want our old life back.
Just you and me.
Mom, please don't make me go! Please, Mom! - Oh, hey, kiddo.
- Hey.
Can we talk? Of course.
- Does Mom hate me now? - What? Mia Come on, nothing you could do will ever make that happen.
Oh, honey.
I really didn't make it up! It's like he's controlling my mind.
Ow! Sorry, sorry.
Keeps happening.
The feedback stops his control.
What? I know what you've been doing.
Controlling me.
Hiding what you really are.
Well, not anymore.
I turn this thing on, and you can't do it anymore.
Mia! Mia? Mia, open the door.
Right now! Not anymore.
Mia Come on, baby.
It's not just me.
You've been blocking us all from seeing what you really are.
I'll show her what you really are.
Prove I wasn't lying.
This ends now! Mia Come on, baby.
Mia, please! Just the thought of anything wrong with him would would devastate her.
Mia, please.
Please.
He means everything to me.
I can't do this.
I can't do this to her.
Tell me what I have to do - Come on, baby! - to make this a happy family.
Oh, look! Look! Oh! Look at you two.
How sweet is that? My baby with my baby.
Well, all right.
Now, who wants some of my world-famous blueberry pancakes? And by famous, he means disgusting.
Please, don't let me suffer alone with him.
Wow! Right under the bus.
I'll be out in a minute.
They're gross! You want a new one? Uh, only I'd have to go out and buy it, and just, I promised to hang out with my friends today, and No? It's fine.
I'll cancel.
Again.
Oh, you wanna move by the window? Um, okay.
Okay, I'm doing it now.
Okay I'm sorry, I didn't mean to answer you back so what do you want me to do now? A heroic sacrifice a lifetime of service Just how far would you be willing to go to protect the ones you love?