Dudes (2023) s02e05 Episode Script
Fears and masks, Pt. 1
1
Come on, answer, it's Julián.
What's up, Pretty Boy?
Hey, bro, we're here.
Where are you, dammit?
What do you mean, man? On our way.
Look at this place I bought for myself.
Oh, that's a really nice pool, wow.
Hey, what about the ladies, man?
No, I'm here
with these beauties, check 'em out.
Hello, my love,
I'm waiting for you, my Santi.
No, no, seriously,
Julián, Julián, Julián.
-What about the chicks?
-What?
The ladies! There's too much sausage!
Are you gonna make a giant stew?
-Oh.
-Oh, they're changing right now.
-They're getting oiled up for us.
-It's just the three of 'em, man.
They're delicious, man, delicious,
just how you like them.
This is off to a bad start.
-Hey, cheers, cheers.
-Cheers!
Okay, yeah, yeah. Cheers, cheers, cheers!
-Bye, bye, bye.
-Bye, bye, bye.
Oh, good, we're here at last.
-It was a great ride.
-Super.
-It was a very relaxing road trip.
-So good!
-Welcome to paradise.
-Thank you, Marcel!
-Alright, excellent.
-Great.
-We made it. Welcome!
-This way.
-Hi, mom.
-I haven't met your mother.
-Hello, honey.
-Hi, Eu! I can't tell you how happy I am
-to see you again!
-How are you?
-Hello, sweetheart.
-Why are you so pretty?
And lying so still?
Hey, get up and say hi.
Ugh, no. I can't.
-God!
-Mom, this is Mafe.
-Nice to meet you. María Fernanda.
-Nice to meet you.
-How are you?
-Fine, fine.
-How are you? How's it going?
-Ow, speak softer.
-Wow.
-Hey!
You look like
you were partying the night away
with Rocío Durcal last night.
-Yeah?
-Yeah, right.
Careful, party girl.
Mom, you still haven't left
your clubbing era, I love it.
What did you do? Instruct us, please.
Well, you know,
last night I saw María Beatriz
and we played with little toy trains.
Oh!
Alright, my loves.
I have a trip for you to the beyond.
We're going to cross a portal
and we're going to arrive
to a world full of sensations,
colors and love.
We're going to feel
like we're gone, but no.
We're going to be here, there, and beyond.
With you, the Pachamama.
-Hey, take a look at these beauties.
-What is it? Let's see.
Oh, so much show
for a few chocolates, come on.
-They're chocolate shrooms, idiot.
-You're a moron.
Oh, no, no. You guys have some.
I'll take care of you.
No, come on, man.
No, no, no, no, what do you mean
you'll take care of us? No.
-Have one, have one.
-No, no, no, no.
-No, Juli, all or none of us.
-Come on, come on, come on.
No, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.
One time, Antonia gave me some gummies
-Oh, there he goes!
-Oh, there he goes!
Antonia, Antonia, Antonia.
Dude, what did we say about Antonia?
I'm not talking about Antonia,
I'm talking about the gummies she gave me.
-They made me sick and got wasted.
-Oh, yeah, yeah.
-Come on.
-Come on, have one, have one.
-No, no, not right now, we're drinking.
-Let's go, cheers.
No, no, no, no, no. Come on.
Julián.
-That's it.
-Cheers.
-Cheers to you.
-Cheers.
Cheers to you. Let's go.
-Ugh.
-Ooh.
-It's good.
-I'm scared.
I'm scared, I'm scared.
It tastes kind of earthy, right?
Mmhmm.
DUDES
"FEARS AND MASKS PT.1"
-It hit him fast.
-It sure did, it hits fast.
I'll go put on some music.
I'll let you know now,
Jacobo Paz is coming.
-He's so hot, I love him.
-Julián's gonna kill me.
-We're going to have a great time.
-You know what?
I'm going to make sure nothing happens.
-I have a feeling something will.
-No.
-You like him.
-No.
-No, ass, gross.
-I do too, I love him, he's amazing!
No way, buddy, come on.
Spit it out already,
we're gonna be here for a while.
It's nothing, last night I met
with this chick I'm dating
and it didn't go so well.
This is amazing! Awesome!
I got tusi, molly, acid.
Here, have one.
No, that's dangerous, Eugenia.
-What?
-Besides, you haven't had water.
Oh, never mind! Just one.
No, no, no, no. I'll pass,
really, thank you.
Mm, sure, so you came
on this trip to fight fire with fire.
Kind of.
Man, you know what the problem is?
A gender war has been declared,
and us guys are the idiots
who haven't realized it yet,
but the ladies want to control us.
Now they're behaving like guys.
Hey, stop.
Excuse me?
You took one of those damn pills
and now you're all weird.
Are you scolding me?
No, but tomorrow you'll be so hungover,
you won't be able to get up.
Oh, look, so many things
have happened to me,
so I'm not going to let
some little kid scold me.
A little kid?
Alright, then relax, party alone.
You're the responsible adult
in this relationship.
I'll cancel the plans and get a ride.
The vibrator came along
and it made them feel empowered.
But no, uh, uh.
No, sir. No, no, no.
Why are you so pissed off with women?
Did something happen with Ana María?
No.
Well, kinda.
I was dating this girl.
Top notch.
No, whatever's above that.
This chick took me to a place
it was like nothing
I've ever seen before
Excuse me,
sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Thank you.
Thank you.
-Oh!
-No, no, don't go in there,
-don't go in there.
-What's the matter?
Man, Ana María's uncle is inside.
-No, no, no. Don't.
-Why?
If he catches me here,
my life is over, Marcel.
-The gray-haired dude?
-Yes.
-Oh.
-What do I do?
-I don't know.
-It's not funny!
Don't fuck with me anymore,
I'm not a faggot.
Don't mess with me.
-I'm leaving. Go on, go on.
-What do you mean leaving?
-Oh, man.
-What do you mean?
Oh, Santi, at least let me go
and get my things.
Right, and then Ana María
starts with her yapping.
Ugh!
I got an earful, dude.
So, I packed up all my clothes,
my bathing suit,
tin, tin, tin,
and left her talking to herself.
I don't like chicks giving me crap.
Hey, a question,
but do you fool around on Ana María a lot?
Normal. Well, just enough
to keep the relationship solid.
Or how do you think a dude survives
so many years of marriage?
Listen, I'll be back,
this fleshy sausage
is asking to go to the toilet.
You sure kept it to yourself.
Mmhmm.
You'll be careful, right?
-Obviously.
-Hm.
I'm sure that guy didn't think of it,
but don't worry, my friend,
that's what I'm here for.
Oh!
A woman has to be practical, right?
-Wildladies.com.
-Hey, hey.
-What?
-Mm
It's three days.
-Anto
-Thanks.
ANA MARÍA: SO YOU'RE GOING TO BE AWAY
THE WHOLE WEEKEND?
No, dude, don't take pictures of me.
No, cool, it's for reference,
I want to be like you when I grow up.
Hey, my beautiful love.
Yes, I'm going away for the weekend,
but I, I won't be gone very long.
I had to babysit here
because I'm taking care of Tomás,
but don't be upset, okay? Kisses.
What are you doing there?
TO EUGENIA: DID YOU HAVE FUN?
Nothing, I sent her a message
half an hour ago, but she left it on read.
Come on, Tomás, you have
to have dignity in this life, brother.
If you want, I'll give you a little bit.
No, I just wanted to know
if she got home safely last night,
what's wrong with that?
Everything.
Do you know what's the best thing
you can give to a woman?
Unconditional love?
He's a cutie, he's a sweetheart.
I present to you, Tomás.
No, you idiot.
Attention.
Let her earn it.
That chick wants nothing to do with me.
Listen, you know that men are hunters
by nature, we're strategists. Hm?
Do you want to know what you have to do?
-No, thanks, I'm fine.
-I'll tell you anyway.
The glasses go on the little boy's face.
Put your left hand on the door,
showing off the watch,
right hand on the steering wheel,
picture for social media,
which should be titled like this,
"Río Alto with friends."
Don't use hashtags or numbers,
that's for dumbasses.
And once you get to the place,
you'll go and take off your t-shirt
and welcome Mr. Hollywood.
Do it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, let me see.
NEW MESSAGE FROM EUGENIA
No, hold on, give it,
don't mess with my phone.
-Come on, come on, come on.
-No, no, sir. Secondly,
you don't answer messages, not a chance.
I just want to read it,
what's wrong with that? Give it.
No. If you're online,
you're giving it importance.
No, no, leave it at that,
let her get her panties in a bunch.
How the hell did I let Antonia go?
Fuck my life.
Women like that don't exist,
she's like a virgin.
Holy Mary
These guys are losing it
and I don't feel a damn thing.
What the hell?
Maybe I'm too old for psychedelics?
Yeah, that must be it.
When I gave my parents
marijuana gummies, they didn't feel crap.
What a load of water.
I'm taking a piss.
Imma pee.
Why's this bastard yelling at me?
Of course, 'cause I'm an old man.
What's up, dude?
Hm?
Did you fall in love or what?
How can you make me look this bad?
That woman
was my soul mate, I'm sure of it.
And I threw it all away for a lay?
What a moron.
No, no, what an idiot, I'm so stupid.
I hope this trip will help you
come to your senses
and we'll go back
to the way we used to be.
You're a stallion horse.
Fuck my life. I'm officially an old man.
No fucking way.
I'm gonna eat some more.
What did I tell you?
Will you be the same as before or not?
Wanking is for ugly people.
Behave yourself.
Dude, chill out,
there's plenty more to drink.
Uh, uh. No, sir.
Tonight I don't know the meaning
of the words "chill out".
These dudes are probably hammered,
so we gotta catch up.
No, but it's not a competition.
We'll have a good time, get in the pool,
enjoy ourselves a little bit.
Yeah, yeah. Well, ladies and gentlemen,
the missing piece of the party is here.
What the hell happened here?
Finally, guys. You almost didn't make it.
I'm starving, what'd you bring?
-Some snacks.
-Oof.
Daniel.
Listen, Richie,
what's up with these dudes?
Because I get Julián's stupid face,
but what about Daniel?
Dude, did they hydrate?
This guy doesn't look so good.
They're really crazy.
Hey, Mr. Hollywood.
Hand me three beers, will you?
-Okay.
-Let's go to the pool,
let's leave the baked dudes here.
But what did they do, bro?
Well, Daniel brought
some chocolate shrooms
and we ate them,
but those guys totally lost it.
I don't know why it hit them so strong,
that crap didn't do anything to me.
Well, yes, I can understand that.
But you, Richie boy, who knows everything,
the voice of experience,
I have a question for you, do you happen
to know where the ladies are?
Oh, don't be stupid, dude, what ladies?
There are none. Do you see any?
What do you think?
That we're hiding them somewhere?
-No ladies, dude, we're alone.
-Why not, dude?
No, look, there's a nice pool,
good weather,
-we're going to have a good time.
-No, what a crappy party!
Stoned and no ladies.
No, I don't have friends,
I'm surrounded by drug addicts.
What? Did you kiss each other too?
You know,
you should take advantage, dudes.
You still have some youth left,
because after that not even
the damn drugs do anything to you.
So what then?
Did the chick write to you again?
NEW MESSAGE FROM EUGENIA
-Yeah.
-The mysterious one?
Hm.
-And?
-And?
EUGENIA: ALL GOOD AND YOU?
A bunch of question marks.
Alright, hold on, hold on.
Okay, relax. What are you going say?
Well, just, let's meet this week,
have a cup of tea and talk.
He's just so cute, he's a sweetheart.
-No way, dude.
-God, you took Simón and left Tomás, why?
Okay, so what do I tell her then?
It's very simple.
I don't know, ask her what she's wearing.
Let her show her panties.
No, I'm not gonna tell her that.
-Yeah, man.
-No.
Do it!
TOMÁS: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
EUGENIA IS TYPING
No, she stopped typing.
I'd better delete that message,
why did I send that?
-No, no, no, no, no.
-Dude,
don't listen to me, listen to Richie.
Mm. That's worse.
Hey, supposedly,
Richie didn't feel anything
-from the chocolate shrooms.
-Help me, dude.
Oh, no, I didn't feel anything, dude.
Just ask Santiago and Tomás.
Be careful with that, buddy,
because at any moment
you'll blast off and look,
-straight to Jupiter.
-Yeah, I wish.
-Oh, no, Richie.
-I want to go there.
Well, after yesterday, not a chance.
I just wanna relax, have a cold beer,
read a book
-Ah, ah, ah, ah, no, sir.
Excuse me? What do you mean, relax?
No, we weren't stuck in a car
for so many hours
just for you to say
that you wanna "relax."
You should start thinking about
where we're going to find some chicks.
Right, Tomás? Mr. Hollywood.
Hey, what about the groceries?
-Oh, no, Daniel.
-Oh.
You didn't figure out the groceries?
Uh, but then you go around
saying that we don't need any ladies.
Look, by now we could have been naked
with breakfast on the table
and all the beds made.
Well, all right. My bad.
Go ahead, have breakfast,
do whatever you want.
I'll go, buy some groceries
and I'll also buy us some more drinks.
I'm going with you.
Let's see what kind of ass we can find.
-Of course.
-Of course.
In Billuka we wanted to invest in his film
so we could appear in the credits
and one day we were
with Marcel and Antonia at this place
and we met by chance
-so I introduced them.
-Euge, he's a slimeball, a slimeball,
-slimeball.
-But March
Oh, he's here, he's here, he's here.
Hey, thanks for opening
the doors of your home to me.
Oh, yes, you know what?
There's hot water here,
you can go and wash your hair.
Not in my room,
the showerhead broke today,
-just imagine.
-Oh, yeah? Oh, how awful.
-This is my mother, Eugenia.
-Hello.
-Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.
Jacobo Paz. How are you?
-Welcome to my house.
-Thank you, thank you, yes.
Let's go, I'll show you my room.
Do you have a more intimate space
where, uh,
there's Wi-Fi so I can work?
In my room.
You have all the privacy in the world,
Wi-Fi and everything.
Oh, you don't know. Jacobo came up
with the idea for his next movie
-on his way here on the bus.
-No!
-Wow, super.
-Really? How interesting!
-Yes.
-What's it about?
Well, my current movie talks about
the introspection of our being.
That is, all these people
who have no voice,
who are invisible to society.
So it makes me want
to really dive deep into Colombia.
-How interesting.
-Yes.
How clever.
-Oof!
-Thank you, thank you.
-Bye, Eugenia, be well.
-Yes, but later, there's no rush.
Don't play dumb.
What are we going to do with Julián?
-Julián's gonna kill me!
-Oh, I don't know! I don't know.
-What's wrong with you guys?
-What do we do?
Hm. Mmhmm.
Let's see.
Dammit, I feel like we didn't buy
enough alcohol, honestly.
-Why did we buy more food than drink?
-No, I don't know.
Richie's always sending us
-to buy this wine.
-Dani?
Sparkling
-Naty!
-Naty, Na-Naty.
Hi, nice to see you.
-Likewise.
-Hi.
What's this pretty body doing here alone?
Oh, alone.
Exercising to maintain this body
you see here in front of you.
-We see that.
-Mm.
-So, who are you here with?
-Oh, with her boyfriend for sure.
-Oh, yeah, with her mom and aunts.
-Yes, and her ex, all together.
No, I came with some girlfriends.
-Oh, yeah?
-Uh-huh.
No, what a coincidence.
What a coincidence, we're also
just a bunch of dudes hanging out.
-Oh, yeah?
-Yes, by ourselves. Yes.
Yeah, I see.
-Oh, yeah.
-Oh, yeah.
-Normal.
-Yeah, normal.
-A routine.
-Normal.
-Yes.
-Hm.
-Paulina Orozco got married, did you see?
-Oh, right!
-Who's that?
-An actress.
She's dating a guy younger than her.
Is it that lady who's like 75 years old?
-Thank you. Uh-huh.
-Mm.
Fantastic!
Being that age with that vitality.
No, I just love her, I love her,
this is what you call
a mutually beneficial relationship.
-Hm.
-She stays with this guy, right?
This guy doesn't know
how to add or subtract,
can't add two plus two,
and he takes advantage of it,
and keeps the gratitude.
This guy wants experience,
he has no tricks.
He's a squeaky clean person
and she gets to keep
the collagen and his love.
-That's why I love her.
-She keeps all the good stuff,
that's all good.
What I like the most about her
is that she doesn't care what people say,
because people talk, get involved,
they give their opinion!
She went out with one guy,
slept with another, what does it matter?
Let her be happy. She's happy.
-She's doing her thing.
-Mmhmm!
But if she were a man, imagine that.
-Oh!
-Then yeah, uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
You know who we're with?
With Juli Quintana. Remember?
Come on, I'm just thinking on my feet,
should we join the two parties or what?
No, no, no.
-Yes.
-No, it's not a good idea.
-Oh, why not?
-No, because they're only ladies,
they want to,
we don't want to disturb them.
-You think?
-Yeah,
they want to do yoga and all that stuff.
No, listen, let's think about it,
how many planets
had to align to see
Naty Perez in the flesh?
-Huh?
-Yes, yes, yes.
No, that doesn't even happen
with Mercury in retrograde.
-Yes.
-Hm.
So what? Wanna join parties or what?
-Go on, go on, please.
-Excuse me.
-All yours.
-Go ahead.
Hmm.
Let's see
Uh
That's for breakfast.
But look, look what we have there.
-Well, this is better.
-Hm.
-And there are eggs. Lots of eggs!
-Oof!
-Big eggs. A whole bunch.
-A lot.
Alright, why not, sure, sounds good.
-Okay.
-Okay!
Do you have my number?
-Yep.
-Oh, yes!
So, the other day
I was listening to the story
of, of one of these hyper famous rockers
who married a 30-year-old woman.
I mean, imagine, when she was born,
the guy was 170, so he's a hero, right?
You know what I mean? Then it's right.
Oh, yes. The stud, the stud.
Exactly, uh-huh.
That circus looks like
a circus for the poor to me.
Yes, because this old woman
is making a fool of herself
and this young guy
will leave her in, what?
In two and a half months at the most?
Grotesque.
Oh, you think it's grotesque?
No, it just seems to me
to be the typical Freudian cocktail.
-Here, you can take these.
-No, thank you.
Because you don't have to be an expert
to realize that there are
a bunch of gaps there,
there are problems
that haven't been addressed, clearly.
Well, I don't see the point of that.
You could help, you know.
Oh, look at him, so cute.
Where's your apron, buddy?
Ooh!
Hey, Richie is just
such a joker, isn't he?
Come on, why don't you go shower?
Get yourself dolled up,
we're having a party.
-A party?
-That's totally Santi's fault,
he's the one who invited Perez.
-Oh, no.
-Naty?
-Yes.
-Now it's my fault.
-You invited her.
-Yeah, sure, yeah, me, me, me.
She's bringing her girlfriends.
So you're welcome.
So you think they're mentally ill
because they don't follow the norm. Hm?
Well, what I think is
that exposing intimacy in this way,
just for a bunch of followers
who are going to get them a big old check,
seems pathetic to me.
Do you want to know what is grotesque?
Grotesque are those artists
who use a formula
in which they put, I don't know,
a bunch of poor people,
uh, I don't know, indigenous people,
the little guy, the poor guy,
the poor little guy,
they put him on a giant screen
in black and white, and poof!
They gained tons of awards.
Now that is grotesque.
Brother, don't get confused,
that's not the way things are.
I'm an artist
who works with natural actors.
Oh, brother, so you're a natural director,
which just means you're not a director!
Look, that's grotesque,
but a lady who wants to get a guy
to have a good time and fall in love?
-There's nothing wrong with that.
-Enough, Marcel,
stop, that's enough.
You should eat, you're too skinny.
You gotta eat it, it got cold,
it must taste horrible.
Now shut up.
Alright, alright, alright.
It doesn't seem very grotesque to me
that an older woman
falls in love with a younger man.
Everyone can earn money
the way they want to.
Cheers.
Cheers.
No, but come on,
we're supposed to be on detox, right?
-Yes, and just relax.
-No, Ricardo, really, brother,
we're gonna have to take you
to an old folks home.
You're acting like my grandpa.
Don't worry,
it's just a bunch of young ladies,
but they're all above Ricaprio's limit.
And what's my limit, according to you?
Well, half your age plus seven,
just like Leo.
So stupid.
Think about it.
You're like 40 and a lot.
So anything 27 and up is perfect for you.
Hey, just a question,
if you're the young one
in the relationship,
is there like an age limit
for the older one or something?
Uh, I'll be right with you
on that subject, my friend.
Everyone go shower, hop to it.
HANGING OUT WITH THE DUDES #RÍOALTO
Hey, listen you two,
be careful whenever you're gonna have
those chocolate shrooms, tusi,
I don't know what, and
-2CB.
-Well, that. That thing.
Put it away in your suitcases
and use it another time.
First, you get slow and boring.
Now it turns out you're afraid of women.
Hopefully you still get it up.
Oh, no, buddy.
Gentlemen, only one thing
is permitted today,
-D-A-T.
-I like it.
And what's that?
-Drink, ass, and titties.
-Drink, ass, and titties.
Alright, go change.
And a one! No, and a two! And a three.
Now, now, now, now!
I won!
Alright, well done. Nice.
No, careful.
You cheater!
Hey,
so these dudes,
I wonder how are they doing right now.
WITH THE DUDES #RÍOALTO
#HANGINGOUT #PARTY
-They're here in Río Alto.
-Hm?
And they're out partying?
Obviously. Let's go see them.
Yeah, but where are they?
EUGENIA: I'M WEARING THIS
DO YOU WANT TO TAKE IT OFF?
What the hell?
EUGENIA: I'M IN RIO ALTO, TOO.
Oh, Dani sent the location
to the dudes chat.
-No.
-Let's go!
-Yeah! Anto!
-Yeah!
-What's up.
-We're going to party.
-Oh, awesome, I love it.
-Yup.
-Have a great time.
-What do you mean?
Where are you going?
To see what Jacobo's up to.
-Ugh.
-Oh, no.
-Revenge.
-Okay, go.
Let's see, from here.
But don't put your feet in my face again.
Three!
Exterior, jungle, day.
My favorite wine.
And you are
my favorite image in the world.
You're going to love it.
More than you? I doubt it.
Huh?
Let's see.
-You're so pretty, Antonia.
-Jacobo.
Shall I serve you? Yes.
No, no.
We should leave it for later.
Because, you know
what happens with inspiration?
It's like a train that starts
and doesn't stop.
I mean, I can stay here
until 2:00, 3:00 in the morning.
Anyway, we'll have plenty of time
to taste that delicious wine.
and other delicious things as well.
I'm sure the dude
won't come up with anything, you know?
-Hm.
-Oh, no, plus he's an airhead.
Yeah, like ugh! Annoying.
Yeah, cultured,
but boring, boring, boring.
Yeah, boring, and
What happened?
Hey.
Hey.
Welcome!
Oh!
What happened?
-Anto!
-What happened?
-Everything okay?
-Have you finished playing?
Because we're going to party.
Hello, hello!
Wow.
-Hey there, Naty.
-Hello!
Hello.
Nice to meet you. Santiago.
-Nice to meet you.
-Here's a gift.
Valentina. Oh, with welcome gifts
and everything.
-Hello.
-Nice to meet you. Ricardo.
Hey, something is something, right?
Well, you've clearly been working out.
Your legs are like
I've gotten better, I've gotten better.
-Hello.
-Hello.
-Hello.
-Hello.
-A friend.
-Julián.
Another friend. Great, great, friend.
-Hello, Naty.
-Valentina.
-How are you?
-Fine, thank you.
-This place is nice.
-One friend is missing, but she's coming.
-Hm?
-Okay.
Let's get this started, right? Why not?
Let's go to the pool.
Right outside, please.
This way, please. Make yourselves at home.
Hey, Daniel.
No, no, no, no, don't worry.
What? What happened?
No, the thing is
that I'm just going to give her
a tour around the house.
Yeah, the tour guide.
But make it last long, the longest ever.
Do it, do it.
That's my friend!
God bless you.
Good! Everything's good!
-Good, good, good
-What happened with the girl?
Hey, want something else
to drink? We've got it all.
Well, yeah.
She wants a drink, but just water.
Ooh!
No way, buddy, the chocolate shrooms
are at it again. Bye.
-Hey, hey, take it easy, relax, hey.
-It can't be.
It's not the shrooms, it's real.
Woo!
Hello!
Pull yourself together, man.
Just relax. Chill out.
Hi there!
Hey!
Hey there, Juli.
-What a surprise.
-Richie.
-Hi.
-Hey there.
Marcel, how are you?
Fine, and you guys?
Marcel. How are you guys? Everyone good?
A drink?
Oh, yeah, awesome. What are you drinking?
-Of course, of course, come in.
-A drink, yeah, a drink.
-Go ahead. Come on.
-Where is it?
-Right this way, welcome.
-Let's go!
Marcel! What the hell?
What is wrong with you?
I don't know where you're sleep tonight.
Listen to me, you're not going
to sleep in my house, I swear.
-How could you do this?
-Santi! Hello.
-Ouch! Ouch!
-Uh, some friends.
Where are the drinks?
-Hello!
-Here, here, go ahead.
-Go ahead.
-Hello!
-What a party.
-We're going to drink.
-Look, there's a bunch.
-Idiot, you really went too far!
-Oh.
-It can't be.
Look, if I had known that this party
was hosted by these dudes,
I would have stayed at the country house
watching Jacobo's movie
for the fifth time, I swear. How dare you.
-I'm not drinking anything, no, don't.
-Goodness, just calm down.
-I don't want to drink.
-You're going to drink.
Calm down, it's a party.
Besides, you and Julián
aren't a thing anymore, right?
-Crap, Jacobo.
-What? What happens with him?
He must be busy
with his movie fiddles and stuff.
No, but I sent him the address.
If he shows up, what do I do?
-I'd better go.
-No, no, no.
-Stop, stop, stop, stop.
-No, no way, no.
-Stop, you're making a scene.
-Stop, stop, please, girl.
-Where do you think you're going?
-Well, I'm going back home.
-No, Marcel!
-Get over here.
Come, let's sit here,
let's sit here for a second.
I've sent you like a thousand messages
and apparently,
you haven't even seen the first one.
-Mh.
-Uh-huh.
I know.
Go talk to her.
Take advantage, Julián, you need to talk.
No.
No, she made things clear to me,
Mafe, it's over.
She made things clear.
But what, you don't have anything
to get off your chest?
Julián, don't be stubborn, go talk to her.
-About what?
-Oh, are you serious?
What do you mean, about what?
-Really?
-Girls, we are leaving.
I said "Naty", you heard something else.
-Let's go!
-I'm going to.
-What's wrong?
-Get out of the pool, come on.
What's going on?
You'll talk to her?
Alright, go talk to her already.
-How are you?
-What happened?
Let's talk. Come on, let's talk.
-I really need to talk to you now, please.
-About what?
-About what?
-I really need to talk to you.
-One second, one second, please.
-But what, what's going on?
It's okay, it's okay, it's nothing,
it's just a second, that's all.
-But why are you in a rush?
-I'm not in a rush.
A refill or what?
Oh! Watch out!
Oh, sorry, sorry, Antonia. Forgive me.
Oh, you know what?
I'd better go in the pool.
I don't want anything, I'm fine.
I'm going to put my feet in
since I'm retaining liquids.
-They look like empanadas.
-Marci.
Oh, sorry.
Oh.
Marcel, what the hell are you doing here?
Oh, quit playing, Santiago.
If you don't want to be here,
I don't know, go to the car
or, or I don't know,
lock yourself in the room to cry.
I'm going to stay here
with this spectacular view.
-Yeah, spectacular view, my foot!
-Oh, ratchet, chill out!
Really?
The last thing I want is to bother you
or ruin your plan here.
I didn't know I was coming to your party,
I wouldn't have come.
I don't want
I mean, to ruin the plans you had,
that's the last thing I want.
No, well, obviously not.
You know I love having you here.
You were the one
who didn't want to see me.
No, I'm kidding, look.
Antonia
Forgive me, please,
because of what happened.
-You deserve all the best
-No, no, Juli, it's fine.
Really, it's fine. No.
Let's not go there. Let's just let it go.
It's okay.
Nice to meet you. Lina.
Hello.
Are you going inside?
Uh, yes. Yes.
Wow!
Hey, thanks for the tickets.
I hope they didn't cost you too much.
I don't know how much they were,
I can imagine, but thank you.
No, I bought them a while ago.
Well, you missed an amazing concert.
It was incredible, really.
I'm sorry for canceling
at the last minute, but
Yeah, that was a real bummer.
But still, it was just that dude
with the boring music.
Exactly, I know you don't like it,
so I don't understand why you bought them.
Hello. I'm sorry
to ruin this romantic encounter.
-How are you?
-Hi.
Uh, hey, Monserrate
is doing his thing, right?
Bump? That's it.
He'll tell you about it.
This drunk dumbass.
DUDES
Come on, answer, it's Julián.
What's up, Pretty Boy?
Hey, bro, we're here.
Where are you, dammit?
What do you mean, man? On our way.
Look at this place I bought for myself.
Oh, that's a really nice pool, wow.
Hey, what about the ladies, man?
No, I'm here
with these beauties, check 'em out.
Hello, my love,
I'm waiting for you, my Santi.
No, no, seriously,
Julián, Julián, Julián.
-What about the chicks?
-What?
The ladies! There's too much sausage!
Are you gonna make a giant stew?
-Oh.
-Oh, they're changing right now.
-They're getting oiled up for us.
-It's just the three of 'em, man.
They're delicious, man, delicious,
just how you like them.
This is off to a bad start.
-Hey, cheers, cheers.
-Cheers!
Okay, yeah, yeah. Cheers, cheers, cheers!
-Bye, bye, bye.
-Bye, bye, bye.
Oh, good, we're here at last.
-It was a great ride.
-Super.
-It was a very relaxing road trip.
-So good!
-Welcome to paradise.
-Thank you, Marcel!
-Alright, excellent.
-Great.
-We made it. Welcome!
-This way.
-Hi, mom.
-I haven't met your mother.
-Hello, honey.
-Hi, Eu! I can't tell you how happy I am
-to see you again!
-How are you?
-Hello, sweetheart.
-Why are you so pretty?
And lying so still?
Hey, get up and say hi.
Ugh, no. I can't.
-God!
-Mom, this is Mafe.
-Nice to meet you. María Fernanda.
-Nice to meet you.
-How are you?
-Fine, fine.
-How are you? How's it going?
-Ow, speak softer.
-Wow.
-Hey!
You look like
you were partying the night away
with Rocío Durcal last night.
-Yeah?
-Yeah, right.
Careful, party girl.
Mom, you still haven't left
your clubbing era, I love it.
What did you do? Instruct us, please.
Well, you know,
last night I saw María Beatriz
and we played with little toy trains.
Oh!
Alright, my loves.
I have a trip for you to the beyond.
We're going to cross a portal
and we're going to arrive
to a world full of sensations,
colors and love.
We're going to feel
like we're gone, but no.
We're going to be here, there, and beyond.
With you, the Pachamama.
-Hey, take a look at these beauties.
-What is it? Let's see.
Oh, so much show
for a few chocolates, come on.
-They're chocolate shrooms, idiot.
-You're a moron.
Oh, no, no. You guys have some.
I'll take care of you.
No, come on, man.
No, no, no, no, what do you mean
you'll take care of us? No.
-Have one, have one.
-No, no, no, no.
-No, Juli, all or none of us.
-Come on, come on, come on.
No, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.
One time, Antonia gave me some gummies
-Oh, there he goes!
-Oh, there he goes!
Antonia, Antonia, Antonia.
Dude, what did we say about Antonia?
I'm not talking about Antonia,
I'm talking about the gummies she gave me.
-They made me sick and got wasted.
-Oh, yeah, yeah.
-Come on.
-Come on, have one, have one.
-No, no, not right now, we're drinking.
-Let's go, cheers.
No, no, no, no, no. Come on.
Julián.
-That's it.
-Cheers.
-Cheers to you.
-Cheers.
Cheers to you. Let's go.
-Ugh.
-Ooh.
-It's good.
-I'm scared.
I'm scared, I'm scared.
It tastes kind of earthy, right?
Mmhmm.
DUDES
"FEARS AND MASKS PT.1"
-It hit him fast.
-It sure did, it hits fast.
I'll go put on some music.
I'll let you know now,
Jacobo Paz is coming.
-He's so hot, I love him.
-Julián's gonna kill me.
-We're going to have a great time.
-You know what?
I'm going to make sure nothing happens.
-I have a feeling something will.
-No.
-You like him.
-No.
-No, ass, gross.
-I do too, I love him, he's amazing!
No way, buddy, come on.
Spit it out already,
we're gonna be here for a while.
It's nothing, last night I met
with this chick I'm dating
and it didn't go so well.
This is amazing! Awesome!
I got tusi, molly, acid.
Here, have one.
No, that's dangerous, Eugenia.
-What?
-Besides, you haven't had water.
Oh, never mind! Just one.
No, no, no, no. I'll pass,
really, thank you.
Mm, sure, so you came
on this trip to fight fire with fire.
Kind of.
Man, you know what the problem is?
A gender war has been declared,
and us guys are the idiots
who haven't realized it yet,
but the ladies want to control us.
Now they're behaving like guys.
Hey, stop.
Excuse me?
You took one of those damn pills
and now you're all weird.
Are you scolding me?
No, but tomorrow you'll be so hungover,
you won't be able to get up.
Oh, look, so many things
have happened to me,
so I'm not going to let
some little kid scold me.
A little kid?
Alright, then relax, party alone.
You're the responsible adult
in this relationship.
I'll cancel the plans and get a ride.
The vibrator came along
and it made them feel empowered.
But no, uh, uh.
No, sir. No, no, no.
Why are you so pissed off with women?
Did something happen with Ana María?
No.
Well, kinda.
I was dating this girl.
Top notch.
No, whatever's above that.
This chick took me to a place
it was like nothing
I've ever seen before
Excuse me,
sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Thank you.
Thank you.
-Oh!
-No, no, don't go in there,
-don't go in there.
-What's the matter?
Man, Ana María's uncle is inside.
-No, no, no. Don't.
-Why?
If he catches me here,
my life is over, Marcel.
-The gray-haired dude?
-Yes.
-Oh.
-What do I do?
-I don't know.
-It's not funny!
Don't fuck with me anymore,
I'm not a faggot.
Don't mess with me.
-I'm leaving. Go on, go on.
-What do you mean leaving?
-Oh, man.
-What do you mean?
Oh, Santi, at least let me go
and get my things.
Right, and then Ana María
starts with her yapping.
Ugh!
I got an earful, dude.
So, I packed up all my clothes,
my bathing suit,
tin, tin, tin,
and left her talking to herself.
I don't like chicks giving me crap.
Hey, a question,
but do you fool around on Ana María a lot?
Normal. Well, just enough
to keep the relationship solid.
Or how do you think a dude survives
so many years of marriage?
Listen, I'll be back,
this fleshy sausage
is asking to go to the toilet.
You sure kept it to yourself.
Mmhmm.
You'll be careful, right?
-Obviously.
-Hm.
I'm sure that guy didn't think of it,
but don't worry, my friend,
that's what I'm here for.
Oh!
A woman has to be practical, right?
-Wildladies.com.
-Hey, hey.
-What?
-Mm
It's three days.
-Anto
-Thanks.
ANA MARÍA: SO YOU'RE GOING TO BE AWAY
THE WHOLE WEEKEND?
No, dude, don't take pictures of me.
No, cool, it's for reference,
I want to be like you when I grow up.
Hey, my beautiful love.
Yes, I'm going away for the weekend,
but I, I won't be gone very long.
I had to babysit here
because I'm taking care of Tomás,
but don't be upset, okay? Kisses.
What are you doing there?
TO EUGENIA: DID YOU HAVE FUN?
Nothing, I sent her a message
half an hour ago, but she left it on read.
Come on, Tomás, you have
to have dignity in this life, brother.
If you want, I'll give you a little bit.
No, I just wanted to know
if she got home safely last night,
what's wrong with that?
Everything.
Do you know what's the best thing
you can give to a woman?
Unconditional love?
He's a cutie, he's a sweetheart.
I present to you, Tomás.
No, you idiot.
Attention.
Let her earn it.
That chick wants nothing to do with me.
Listen, you know that men are hunters
by nature, we're strategists. Hm?
Do you want to know what you have to do?
-No, thanks, I'm fine.
-I'll tell you anyway.
The glasses go on the little boy's face.
Put your left hand on the door,
showing off the watch,
right hand on the steering wheel,
picture for social media,
which should be titled like this,
"Río Alto with friends."
Don't use hashtags or numbers,
that's for dumbasses.
And once you get to the place,
you'll go and take off your t-shirt
and welcome Mr. Hollywood.
Do it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, let me see.
NEW MESSAGE FROM EUGENIA
No, hold on, give it,
don't mess with my phone.
-Come on, come on, come on.
-No, no, sir. Secondly,
you don't answer messages, not a chance.
I just want to read it,
what's wrong with that? Give it.
No. If you're online,
you're giving it importance.
No, no, leave it at that,
let her get her panties in a bunch.
How the hell did I let Antonia go?
Fuck my life.
Women like that don't exist,
she's like a virgin.
Holy Mary
These guys are losing it
and I don't feel a damn thing.
What the hell?
Maybe I'm too old for psychedelics?
Yeah, that must be it.
When I gave my parents
marijuana gummies, they didn't feel crap.
What a load of water.
I'm taking a piss.
Imma pee.
Why's this bastard yelling at me?
Of course, 'cause I'm an old man.
What's up, dude?
Hm?
Did you fall in love or what?
How can you make me look this bad?
That woman
was my soul mate, I'm sure of it.
And I threw it all away for a lay?
What a moron.
No, no, what an idiot, I'm so stupid.
I hope this trip will help you
come to your senses
and we'll go back
to the way we used to be.
You're a stallion horse.
Fuck my life. I'm officially an old man.
No fucking way.
I'm gonna eat some more.
What did I tell you?
Will you be the same as before or not?
Wanking is for ugly people.
Behave yourself.
Dude, chill out,
there's plenty more to drink.
Uh, uh. No, sir.
Tonight I don't know the meaning
of the words "chill out".
These dudes are probably hammered,
so we gotta catch up.
No, but it's not a competition.
We'll have a good time, get in the pool,
enjoy ourselves a little bit.
Yeah, yeah. Well, ladies and gentlemen,
the missing piece of the party is here.
What the hell happened here?
Finally, guys. You almost didn't make it.
I'm starving, what'd you bring?
-Some snacks.
-Oof.
Daniel.
Listen, Richie,
what's up with these dudes?
Because I get Julián's stupid face,
but what about Daniel?
Dude, did they hydrate?
This guy doesn't look so good.
They're really crazy.
Hey, Mr. Hollywood.
Hand me three beers, will you?
-Okay.
-Let's go to the pool,
let's leave the baked dudes here.
But what did they do, bro?
Well, Daniel brought
some chocolate shrooms
and we ate them,
but those guys totally lost it.
I don't know why it hit them so strong,
that crap didn't do anything to me.
Well, yes, I can understand that.
But you, Richie boy, who knows everything,
the voice of experience,
I have a question for you, do you happen
to know where the ladies are?
Oh, don't be stupid, dude, what ladies?
There are none. Do you see any?
What do you think?
That we're hiding them somewhere?
-No ladies, dude, we're alone.
-Why not, dude?
No, look, there's a nice pool,
good weather,
-we're going to have a good time.
-No, what a crappy party!
Stoned and no ladies.
No, I don't have friends,
I'm surrounded by drug addicts.
What? Did you kiss each other too?
You know,
you should take advantage, dudes.
You still have some youth left,
because after that not even
the damn drugs do anything to you.
So what then?
Did the chick write to you again?
NEW MESSAGE FROM EUGENIA
-Yeah.
-The mysterious one?
Hm.
-And?
-And?
EUGENIA: ALL GOOD AND YOU?
A bunch of question marks.
Alright, hold on, hold on.
Okay, relax. What are you going say?
Well, just, let's meet this week,
have a cup of tea and talk.
He's just so cute, he's a sweetheart.
-No way, dude.
-God, you took Simón and left Tomás, why?
Okay, so what do I tell her then?
It's very simple.
I don't know, ask her what she's wearing.
Let her show her panties.
No, I'm not gonna tell her that.
-Yeah, man.
-No.
Do it!
TOMÁS: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
EUGENIA IS TYPING
No, she stopped typing.
I'd better delete that message,
why did I send that?
-No, no, no, no, no.
-Dude,
don't listen to me, listen to Richie.
Mm. That's worse.
Hey, supposedly,
Richie didn't feel anything
-from the chocolate shrooms.
-Help me, dude.
Oh, no, I didn't feel anything, dude.
Just ask Santiago and Tomás.
Be careful with that, buddy,
because at any moment
you'll blast off and look,
-straight to Jupiter.
-Yeah, I wish.
-Oh, no, Richie.
-I want to go there.
Well, after yesterday, not a chance.
I just wanna relax, have a cold beer,
read a book
-Ah, ah, ah, ah, no, sir.
Excuse me? What do you mean, relax?
No, we weren't stuck in a car
for so many hours
just for you to say
that you wanna "relax."
You should start thinking about
where we're going to find some chicks.
Right, Tomás? Mr. Hollywood.
Hey, what about the groceries?
-Oh, no, Daniel.
-Oh.
You didn't figure out the groceries?
Uh, but then you go around
saying that we don't need any ladies.
Look, by now we could have been naked
with breakfast on the table
and all the beds made.
Well, all right. My bad.
Go ahead, have breakfast,
do whatever you want.
I'll go, buy some groceries
and I'll also buy us some more drinks.
I'm going with you.
Let's see what kind of ass we can find.
-Of course.
-Of course.
In Billuka we wanted to invest in his film
so we could appear in the credits
and one day we were
with Marcel and Antonia at this place
and we met by chance
-so I introduced them.
-Euge, he's a slimeball, a slimeball,
-slimeball.
-But March
Oh, he's here, he's here, he's here.
Hey, thanks for opening
the doors of your home to me.
Oh, yes, you know what?
There's hot water here,
you can go and wash your hair.
Not in my room,
the showerhead broke today,
-just imagine.
-Oh, yeah? Oh, how awful.
-This is my mother, Eugenia.
-Hello.
-Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.
Jacobo Paz. How are you?
-Welcome to my house.
-Thank you, thank you, yes.
Let's go, I'll show you my room.
Do you have a more intimate space
where, uh,
there's Wi-Fi so I can work?
In my room.
You have all the privacy in the world,
Wi-Fi and everything.
Oh, you don't know. Jacobo came up
with the idea for his next movie
-on his way here on the bus.
-No!
-Wow, super.
-Really? How interesting!
-Yes.
-What's it about?
Well, my current movie talks about
the introspection of our being.
That is, all these people
who have no voice,
who are invisible to society.
So it makes me want
to really dive deep into Colombia.
-How interesting.
-Yes.
How clever.
-Oof!
-Thank you, thank you.
-Bye, Eugenia, be well.
-Yes, but later, there's no rush.
Don't play dumb.
What are we going to do with Julián?
-Julián's gonna kill me!
-Oh, I don't know! I don't know.
-What's wrong with you guys?
-What do we do?
Hm. Mmhmm.
Let's see.
Dammit, I feel like we didn't buy
enough alcohol, honestly.
-Why did we buy more food than drink?
-No, I don't know.
Richie's always sending us
-to buy this wine.
-Dani?
Sparkling
-Naty!
-Naty, Na-Naty.
Hi, nice to see you.
-Likewise.
-Hi.
What's this pretty body doing here alone?
Oh, alone.
Exercising to maintain this body
you see here in front of you.
-We see that.
-Mm.
-So, who are you here with?
-Oh, with her boyfriend for sure.
-Oh, yeah, with her mom and aunts.
-Yes, and her ex, all together.
No, I came with some girlfriends.
-Oh, yeah?
-Uh-huh.
No, what a coincidence.
What a coincidence, we're also
just a bunch of dudes hanging out.
-Oh, yeah?
-Yes, by ourselves. Yes.
Yeah, I see.
-Oh, yeah.
-Oh, yeah.
-Normal.
-Yeah, normal.
-A routine.
-Normal.
-Yes.
-Hm.
-Paulina Orozco got married, did you see?
-Oh, right!
-Who's that?
-An actress.
She's dating a guy younger than her.
Is it that lady who's like 75 years old?
-Thank you. Uh-huh.
-Mm.
Fantastic!
Being that age with that vitality.
No, I just love her, I love her,
this is what you call
a mutually beneficial relationship.
-Hm.
-She stays with this guy, right?
This guy doesn't know
how to add or subtract,
can't add two plus two,
and he takes advantage of it,
and keeps the gratitude.
This guy wants experience,
he has no tricks.
He's a squeaky clean person
and she gets to keep
the collagen and his love.
-That's why I love her.
-She keeps all the good stuff,
that's all good.
What I like the most about her
is that she doesn't care what people say,
because people talk, get involved,
they give their opinion!
She went out with one guy,
slept with another, what does it matter?
Let her be happy. She's happy.
-She's doing her thing.
-Mmhmm!
But if she were a man, imagine that.
-Oh!
-Then yeah, uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
You know who we're with?
With Juli Quintana. Remember?
Come on, I'm just thinking on my feet,
should we join the two parties or what?
No, no, no.
-Yes.
-No, it's not a good idea.
-Oh, why not?
-No, because they're only ladies,
they want to,
we don't want to disturb them.
-You think?
-Yeah,
they want to do yoga and all that stuff.
No, listen, let's think about it,
how many planets
had to align to see
Naty Perez in the flesh?
-Huh?
-Yes, yes, yes.
No, that doesn't even happen
with Mercury in retrograde.
-Yes.
-Hm.
So what? Wanna join parties or what?
-Go on, go on, please.
-Excuse me.
-All yours.
-Go ahead.
Hmm.
Let's see
Uh
That's for breakfast.
But look, look what we have there.
-Well, this is better.
-Hm.
-And there are eggs. Lots of eggs!
-Oof!
-Big eggs. A whole bunch.
-A lot.
Alright, why not, sure, sounds good.
-Okay.
-Okay!
Do you have my number?
-Yep.
-Oh, yes!
So, the other day
I was listening to the story
of, of one of these hyper famous rockers
who married a 30-year-old woman.
I mean, imagine, when she was born,
the guy was 170, so he's a hero, right?
You know what I mean? Then it's right.
Oh, yes. The stud, the stud.
Exactly, uh-huh.
That circus looks like
a circus for the poor to me.
Yes, because this old woman
is making a fool of herself
and this young guy
will leave her in, what?
In two and a half months at the most?
Grotesque.
Oh, you think it's grotesque?
No, it just seems to me
to be the typical Freudian cocktail.
-Here, you can take these.
-No, thank you.
Because you don't have to be an expert
to realize that there are
a bunch of gaps there,
there are problems
that haven't been addressed, clearly.
Well, I don't see the point of that.
You could help, you know.
Oh, look at him, so cute.
Where's your apron, buddy?
Ooh!
Hey, Richie is just
such a joker, isn't he?
Come on, why don't you go shower?
Get yourself dolled up,
we're having a party.
-A party?
-That's totally Santi's fault,
he's the one who invited Perez.
-Oh, no.
-Naty?
-Yes.
-Now it's my fault.
-You invited her.
-Yeah, sure, yeah, me, me, me.
She's bringing her girlfriends.
So you're welcome.
So you think they're mentally ill
because they don't follow the norm. Hm?
Well, what I think is
that exposing intimacy in this way,
just for a bunch of followers
who are going to get them a big old check,
seems pathetic to me.
Do you want to know what is grotesque?
Grotesque are those artists
who use a formula
in which they put, I don't know,
a bunch of poor people,
uh, I don't know, indigenous people,
the little guy, the poor guy,
the poor little guy,
they put him on a giant screen
in black and white, and poof!
They gained tons of awards.
Now that is grotesque.
Brother, don't get confused,
that's not the way things are.
I'm an artist
who works with natural actors.
Oh, brother, so you're a natural director,
which just means you're not a director!
Look, that's grotesque,
but a lady who wants to get a guy
to have a good time and fall in love?
-There's nothing wrong with that.
-Enough, Marcel,
stop, that's enough.
You should eat, you're too skinny.
You gotta eat it, it got cold,
it must taste horrible.
Now shut up.
Alright, alright, alright.
It doesn't seem very grotesque to me
that an older woman
falls in love with a younger man.
Everyone can earn money
the way they want to.
Cheers.
Cheers.
No, but come on,
we're supposed to be on detox, right?
-Yes, and just relax.
-No, Ricardo, really, brother,
we're gonna have to take you
to an old folks home.
You're acting like my grandpa.
Don't worry,
it's just a bunch of young ladies,
but they're all above Ricaprio's limit.
And what's my limit, according to you?
Well, half your age plus seven,
just like Leo.
So stupid.
Think about it.
You're like 40 and a lot.
So anything 27 and up is perfect for you.
Hey, just a question,
if you're the young one
in the relationship,
is there like an age limit
for the older one or something?
Uh, I'll be right with you
on that subject, my friend.
Everyone go shower, hop to it.
HANGING OUT WITH THE DUDES #RÍOALTO
Hey, listen you two,
be careful whenever you're gonna have
those chocolate shrooms, tusi,
I don't know what, and
-2CB.
-Well, that. That thing.
Put it away in your suitcases
and use it another time.
First, you get slow and boring.
Now it turns out you're afraid of women.
Hopefully you still get it up.
Oh, no, buddy.
Gentlemen, only one thing
is permitted today,
-D-A-T.
-I like it.
And what's that?
-Drink, ass, and titties.
-Drink, ass, and titties.
Alright, go change.
And a one! No, and a two! And a three.
Now, now, now, now!
I won!
Alright, well done. Nice.
No, careful.
You cheater!
Hey,
so these dudes,
I wonder how are they doing right now.
WITH THE DUDES #RÍOALTO
#HANGINGOUT #PARTY
-They're here in Río Alto.
-Hm?
And they're out partying?
Obviously. Let's go see them.
Yeah, but where are they?
EUGENIA: I'M WEARING THIS
DO YOU WANT TO TAKE IT OFF?
What the hell?
EUGENIA: I'M IN RIO ALTO, TOO.
Oh, Dani sent the location
to the dudes chat.
-No.
-Let's go!
-Yeah! Anto!
-Yeah!
-What's up.
-We're going to party.
-Oh, awesome, I love it.
-Yup.
-Have a great time.
-What do you mean?
Where are you going?
To see what Jacobo's up to.
-Ugh.
-Oh, no.
-Revenge.
-Okay, go.
Let's see, from here.
But don't put your feet in my face again.
Three!
Exterior, jungle, day.
My favorite wine.
And you are
my favorite image in the world.
You're going to love it.
More than you? I doubt it.
Huh?
Let's see.
-You're so pretty, Antonia.
-Jacobo.
Shall I serve you? Yes.
No, no.
We should leave it for later.
Because, you know
what happens with inspiration?
It's like a train that starts
and doesn't stop.
I mean, I can stay here
until 2:00, 3:00 in the morning.
Anyway, we'll have plenty of time
to taste that delicious wine.
and other delicious things as well.
I'm sure the dude
won't come up with anything, you know?
-Hm.
-Oh, no, plus he's an airhead.
Yeah, like ugh! Annoying.
Yeah, cultured,
but boring, boring, boring.
Yeah, boring, and
What happened?
Hey.
Hey.
Welcome!
Oh!
What happened?
-Anto!
-What happened?
-Everything okay?
-Have you finished playing?
Because we're going to party.
Hello, hello!
Wow.
-Hey there, Naty.
-Hello!
Hello.
Nice to meet you. Santiago.
-Nice to meet you.
-Here's a gift.
Valentina. Oh, with welcome gifts
and everything.
-Hello.
-Nice to meet you. Ricardo.
Hey, something is something, right?
Well, you've clearly been working out.
Your legs are like
I've gotten better, I've gotten better.
-Hello.
-Hello.
-Hello.
-Hello.
-A friend.
-Julián.
Another friend. Great, great, friend.
-Hello, Naty.
-Valentina.
-How are you?
-Fine, thank you.
-This place is nice.
-One friend is missing, but she's coming.
-Hm?
-Okay.
Let's get this started, right? Why not?
Let's go to the pool.
Right outside, please.
This way, please. Make yourselves at home.
Hey, Daniel.
No, no, no, no, don't worry.
What? What happened?
No, the thing is
that I'm just going to give her
a tour around the house.
Yeah, the tour guide.
But make it last long, the longest ever.
Do it, do it.
That's my friend!
God bless you.
Good! Everything's good!
-Good, good, good
-What happened with the girl?
Hey, want something else
to drink? We've got it all.
Well, yeah.
She wants a drink, but just water.
Ooh!
No way, buddy, the chocolate shrooms
are at it again. Bye.
-Hey, hey, take it easy, relax, hey.
-It can't be.
It's not the shrooms, it's real.
Woo!
Hello!
Pull yourself together, man.
Just relax. Chill out.
Hi there!
Hey!
Hey there, Juli.
-What a surprise.
-Richie.
-Hi.
-Hey there.
Marcel, how are you?
Fine, and you guys?
Marcel. How are you guys? Everyone good?
A drink?
Oh, yeah, awesome. What are you drinking?
-Of course, of course, come in.
-A drink, yeah, a drink.
-Go ahead. Come on.
-Where is it?
-Right this way, welcome.
-Let's go!
Marcel! What the hell?
What is wrong with you?
I don't know where you're sleep tonight.
Listen to me, you're not going
to sleep in my house, I swear.
-How could you do this?
-Santi! Hello.
-Ouch! Ouch!
-Uh, some friends.
Where are the drinks?
-Hello!
-Here, here, go ahead.
-Go ahead.
-Hello!
-What a party.
-We're going to drink.
-Look, there's a bunch.
-Idiot, you really went too far!
-Oh.
-It can't be.
Look, if I had known that this party
was hosted by these dudes,
I would have stayed at the country house
watching Jacobo's movie
for the fifth time, I swear. How dare you.
-I'm not drinking anything, no, don't.
-Goodness, just calm down.
-I don't want to drink.
-You're going to drink.
Calm down, it's a party.
Besides, you and Julián
aren't a thing anymore, right?
-Crap, Jacobo.
-What? What happens with him?
He must be busy
with his movie fiddles and stuff.
No, but I sent him the address.
If he shows up, what do I do?
-I'd better go.
-No, no, no.
-Stop, stop, stop, stop.
-No, no way, no.
-Stop, you're making a scene.
-Stop, stop, please, girl.
-Where do you think you're going?
-Well, I'm going back home.
-No, Marcel!
-Get over here.
Come, let's sit here,
let's sit here for a second.
I've sent you like a thousand messages
and apparently,
you haven't even seen the first one.
-Mh.
-Uh-huh.
I know.
Go talk to her.
Take advantage, Julián, you need to talk.
No.
No, she made things clear to me,
Mafe, it's over.
She made things clear.
But what, you don't have anything
to get off your chest?
Julián, don't be stubborn, go talk to her.
-About what?
-Oh, are you serious?
What do you mean, about what?
-Really?
-Girls, we are leaving.
I said "Naty", you heard something else.
-Let's go!
-I'm going to.
-What's wrong?
-Get out of the pool, come on.
What's going on?
You'll talk to her?
Alright, go talk to her already.
-How are you?
-What happened?
Let's talk. Come on, let's talk.
-I really need to talk to you now, please.
-About what?
-About what?
-I really need to talk to you.
-One second, one second, please.
-But what, what's going on?
It's okay, it's okay, it's nothing,
it's just a second, that's all.
-But why are you in a rush?
-I'm not in a rush.
A refill or what?
Oh! Watch out!
Oh, sorry, sorry, Antonia. Forgive me.
Oh, you know what?
I'd better go in the pool.
I don't want anything, I'm fine.
I'm going to put my feet in
since I'm retaining liquids.
-They look like empanadas.
-Marci.
Oh, sorry.
Oh.
Marcel, what the hell are you doing here?
Oh, quit playing, Santiago.
If you don't want to be here,
I don't know, go to the car
or, or I don't know,
lock yourself in the room to cry.
I'm going to stay here
with this spectacular view.
-Yeah, spectacular view, my foot!
-Oh, ratchet, chill out!
Really?
The last thing I want is to bother you
or ruin your plan here.
I didn't know I was coming to your party,
I wouldn't have come.
I don't want
I mean, to ruin the plans you had,
that's the last thing I want.
No, well, obviously not.
You know I love having you here.
You were the one
who didn't want to see me.
No, I'm kidding, look.
Antonia
Forgive me, please,
because of what happened.
-You deserve all the best
-No, no, Juli, it's fine.
Really, it's fine. No.
Let's not go there. Let's just let it go.
It's okay.
Nice to meet you. Lina.
Hello.
Are you going inside?
Uh, yes. Yes.
Wow!
Hey, thanks for the tickets.
I hope they didn't cost you too much.
I don't know how much they were,
I can imagine, but thank you.
No, I bought them a while ago.
Well, you missed an amazing concert.
It was incredible, really.
I'm sorry for canceling
at the last minute, but
Yeah, that was a real bummer.
But still, it was just that dude
with the boring music.
Exactly, I know you don't like it,
so I don't understand why you bought them.
Hello. I'm sorry
to ruin this romantic encounter.
-How are you?
-Hi.
Uh, hey, Monserrate
is doing his thing, right?
Bump? That's it.
He'll tell you about it.
This drunk dumbass.
DUDES