Erky Perky (2006) s02e05 Episode Script

Crazy!
Life was good
on Hot Dog stand ♪
For two bugs
with food demands ♪
Had our last meal
one sunny day ♪
They got caught
up and swept away ♪
Into Kitchen's
where they landed ♪
We're so hungry ♪
And we're stranded ♪
Finding food is
quite a mission ♪
Other bugs are competition ♪
Now just one question ♪
How do we find our
way back home? ♪
- A surprise?
For me?
I love surprises.
What is it, Perky?
- Well, I haven't figured--
- I know!
I know!
It's a special surprise
dinner, isn't it?
- A surprise dinner?
But
- You just let me
know where and when.
Catcha later, Perky!
- But, Sajuica, I
Erky, I've got something
really important to ask you.
If you were making a
surprise dinner for a friend
What are you doing?
- See that spinny
thing up there?
- Uh-huh.
- Well, there's food up there!
- Really?
If you were making a surprise
dinner for a special friend,
what would you--
(yelling)
- Woops!
(yelling)
It worked!
Thanks pal!
Did you say a surprise dinner?
For a friend?
- A special friend.
- Well now, any
special friend of Perky's
is a special friend of mine.
Let's see.
You could start with some
scrumptious mold spores,
followed by a main
course of grease chunkies,
and then finish with a big juicy
Dribbly Wildberry Implosion!
- Sounds delicious.
How do I make a Dribbly
Wildberry Implosion?
- There's only one bug
in kitchen who knows
the secret recipe.
It's Frenzel
- Ohhhh
Why are you whispering?
- Because it's a secret recipe.
- Oh!
- Dribbly Wildberry
Implosion Cake.
All for me!
I can't wait!
(phone ringing)
- Frenzel?
Are you up there?
Frenzel?
- Perky!
How can I help ya?
- I need to know how to make
Dribbly Wildberry
Implosion for Sajuica.
- Hmm, you know
that's a secret recipe?
- Yes, I do.
I do.
It's really, really
important to me,
and I'll do anything for
you, anything, if you'd just--
- I will help you in your quest.
- Hooray!
Oh, thank you!
- But, firstly, you mustn't
give up no matter how long
and dangerous this quest.
- Okay.
- Secondly, you can't
take Erky with ya.
- Oh, of course.
- Okay then, shake on it.
(spitting)
- Deal!
- Bye.
- So long!
- Good luck!
- [Frenzel] First you must
cross the vast expanse
of emptiness to the
shimmering Cave of Doom.
Be very careful.
- Sorry.
- [Frenzel] In the Cave
of Doom you will find
the succulent stalactites.
Whatever you do,
don't look down.
(yelling)
I said, don't look down.
Eyes on the prize.
You can do this.
(grunting)
(screaming)
- Dribbly, wildberry
implosion, I can almost taste it!
- [Frenzel] Then, make
your way to the edge
of Steelside Canyon.
With great care.
Slowly descend to the bottom.
And approach The Great Hole.
There you must fish for
the second ingredient,
the soggy gunk.
Then you must
scale the Wall of Tile.
And enter the Lair
of the Sleeping Beast.
And gather the third ingredient.
You must creep close.
(burping)
Hold your breath and take
her jar of gelatinous gloop.
Then, bring these
ingredients to me.
(farting)
- Perky!
- Perky, old pal!
Where have you been?
You've been gone so long.
- I've been on my
quest for ingredients.
I hope my special
friend is impressed.
- You're the best bug
a pal could ever have.
- Nice work, Perk.
- Perky.
- So, is this all I need?
- Almost.
Just one more little thing.
- What's that?
- The wild berry.
- Where do I find that?
- The Wild, of course!
- The Wild?
- Boof here'll take
you through the tunnels
and out to the Wild.
- So, um, this Wild
fellow, you've met him?
- What a kidder!
You'll be fine, Perky.
Just make sure you pick a
nice big fat juicy wild berry
for me, er, I mean,
your special friend.
- Erky, I need you to
take care of this for me.
Guard it with your life.
- Don't worry, Perky.
We're going to be inseparable.
- Boof work now.
- See ya guys, back
in awhile, I hope.
- Good luck.
- So long.
- Tempted, huh?
- Not in the least.
- He'll be gone five
minutes, and you'll eat it all.
- Don't be silly!
- Twice the amount of food
in that sack says you will.
- It'll all be here
when he gets back.
(tense music)
(moaning)
(snoring)
- What the--?
- Eat me.
Eat me!
Eat me!
I can't take it!
- Boof, Perky.
- Perky!
My bestest buddy!
- Oh, I've made it!
My blistered feet, my aching
limbs, my chapped lips.
- I thought I'd
lost you for good!
- But now I'm back!
- Hello!
You've brought company!
- Ahem!
Is this an empty
bag I see before me?
- You didn't eat all
of the ingredients for
the dribbly,
wildberry implosion?
- Well, you were
gone for too long.
- It wasn't meant for you!
- But you said a surprise
for a special friend.
- Perky, you're back!
Where have you been?
- I dangled from stalactites
in the Caves of Doom,
descended to the Great Hole,
crawled through
the Lair of the Beast,
and braved the Wild
to find the ingredients
to make a special
dessert for Sajuica!
- You did all that for her?
- You did that all for me?
Oh, Perky!
- I tried, but now
Erky's ruined everything.
- There's still the wildberry.
- And it'll be perfect
for my Wildberry recipe!
Why don't you
come by later, Perky,
for some Wildberry
surprise with crumbs?
- But what about me?
- Well now, according
to our little bet,
you now owe me twice the amount
of food that Perky collected.
- Boof!
- So, Perky, my special
friend tell me again,
how you scaled
those stalactites.
- It was terrifying!
- Oh, but you did it though.
- I did, didn't I?
There's this trick.
- What is it?
- Never ever, ever look down
- [Erky] Never look down, right.
- [Perky] And you have
to take care descending
to the Great Hole.
- [Erky] Oh yes?
Why's that?
- [Perky] Well, you can slip.
- [Erky] Well, we'll
hold hands then.
(upbeat quirky music)