Famous in Love (2017) s02e05 Episode Script
Reality Bites Back
1 (FEMALE NARRATOR) Previously on "Famous In Love.
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" We need to talk about what happened.
Jordan and Nina, that's a bunch of crap I can't change.
How about I take you to dinner and we not talk business? When we move out of The Bixby.
.
I was thinking I'd just crash at Cassie and Adam's for a bit.
Hi, guys.
The actors were avoiding you on purpose.
That was quite the little stunt you pulled.
Wait, is that.
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(JAKE) 'The role's yours, Vera, if you want it.
' Of course, I want it.
And by the way, it's Billy.
Here you go.
It's an anonymous gift.
I am supposed to give you this.
Thanks.
Hm.
Ha Ha ha ha Can we turn back start it on the right side? Twenty twenty when you're looking in hindsight Ha ha ha Thirty seconds till you got me on the flip side And the minute started running from the group oh Ha ha ha Looking back I see you clearly in my lifeline And cut! (MALE #1) 'Alright, that's a cut, people.
' - Sorry, were my hands cold? - No, it's all good.
That was great.
Really great.
So, uh, we got just enough time for touch-ups before we do your coverage, Paige.
Great job, you two.
- Thanks, Tasha.
- Thanks.
Probably best to keep you two here.
We're gonna just tweak up the lights.
Okay? Sure.
[SIGHS.]
So I saw the Backsplash reunion? - Well? - Yeah.
I think it's really awesome that you're so into this charity.
I should probably do something charitable.
You can start by coming to my fundraiser tomorrow night.
- Never did get your RSVP.
- I know.
I can't.
I have a screen test the next morning.
Yeah? What for? I'm not really allowed to say.
Oh, come on.
No one's killing me.
I wanna tell you so bad.
It's Martin Scorsese's next film.
He's not gonna be there.
But still, it's a screen test.
Oh! No, that's huge.
What's the part? Boudica.
Do you know who that is? She's like a female Braveheart.
Yeah, I got a photo.
She's a Celtic warrior in 61 AD.
'She fought off the Romans.
' She had long, pretty red hair and she kicked ass.
- Sounds perfect for you.
- Thank you.
It's nice to see the girl from Portland, Oregon still excited to be here.
Not jaded in Hollywood.
This is a really great role.
Oh, I want it so bad.
And I've been working nonstop with my trainer.
I've been eating chicken breast and egg whites for the last week.
And then it's gone.
Now you sound just like every other actress in Hollywood.
- Ah! Hey! - You do.
Are you two ready? We're gonna pick it up from the last position.
Okay? - Okay.
- We're ready, Laura? Thank you.
(FEMALE #1) 'Go to bell.
Roll sound.
' [BUZZES.]
- 'Marker.
' - 'And action!' Oh you wake the wild-hearted rebel in me Oh you rev me up like a ride.
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(IDA) Yes.
Now friggle his face.
Yeah.
That's good.
'Now look up at her.
That's lovely.
' 'It's delicious.
' Keep that up.
Keep that up.
Nice.
Oh, nice.
'Oh!' 'So good.
Yes.
' 'Oh, you love it.
' Sloane, hi! - How are you? - Oh, God.
You weren't kidding.
This is like a serious circus.
What are you guys doing here? We are shooting content for my new Alexilicious app and we've been going for four hours.
- Ida, I think we're done here.
- Alright.
Okay, let's turn the lights out and, uh, keep the set hot just like this.
[SIGHS.]
Yeah, I have a set, not a home now.
Come here.
- Mm, it's so good to see you.
- I know.
Tell me everything.
[KNOCK ON DOOR.]
I was really hoping Brian would be wrong.
- Let's take five.
- 'Yeah.
' I know what you're doing and it's clear suicide.
You can't go against Gold Brothers like this.
They went against me when they dropped my Oscar campaign.
I deserve that nomination.
I know you do, but you can't do this.
What's the big deal? I'm spending my own money on my own Oscar push.
I don't see the problem.
The problem is, you don't have Gold Brothers and their team of lawyers protecting you.
Now every single one of your competitors is is going to do their best to dig up more scandal.
And just you and me.
(ALEXIS) I mean, talk about shoot the messenger.
It aired and suddenly I'm the outcast and I wasn't even the one who screwed Rainer's mom.
Lex, I literally had no idea this was going on.
You don't watch my show? I will, I promise.
I'm sorry.
It's just my last semester at Yale was so hectic.
Is it really that bad? It's worse than the epic showdown I had with my mom and sister three years ago.
Are you kidding? They're still not talking to you? Oh, no, but they have no problem cashing my checks still.
I swear, Sloane, you should thank your dad every day for not letting you be a child actor.
So even Tangey? Won't talk to me.
Won't take my calls.
Look, I know it's bad, Lex, but I'm sure you can smooth things over with everyone at Rainer's party.
What party? Oh, Rainer's big save-the-ocean party.
- Um - What? Were you not invited to this? No.
And I gave money to his stupid dolphin bullshit.
You know, Alexis could really use the new best friend for Alexilicious.
Now that Tangey isn't talking to her.
Okay, Ida, Sloane is my real friend in real life.
Oh, well, good, keep that up.
And by the way, you need to go to that party with your cameras.
Uh, no.
Are you kidding? No one is gonna make up with me if I show up with my cameras.
No.
Listen, that's what your fans wanna see.
That's your season two pickup right there.
How? It's my last day shooting "Locked" and Rainer still won't talk to me.
You don't need him to talk to you.
You just need to make him listen.
[ALEXIS SOBS.]
'Please talk to me.
' Please say something.
Damn it, just say something! [SOBBING.]
It's no use.
They're gone.
[SOBBING.]
(TASHA) 'And cut! Lighten up!' Let me guess.
You had the devilled eggs off crafty this morning? Rainer, wait.
I need to talk to you for real.
And that's a wrap on Alexis Glenn as Maggie, everyone.
Let's give her a round of applause.
[APPLAUSE.]
Rainer! Rainer! - Rainer, stop.
Come on.
- What? I was kind of hurt that you didn't invite me to your fundraiser.
What gives? Do I really need to spell it out for you? No one wants you there.
Well, that's what I'm trying to fix but I can't if everyone keeps ostracizing me.
Rainer, please, I supported your cause.
You owe me.
Thanks for your donation, but I owe you nothing.
Look, I'm sorry.
I really am, okay? And if I could take it back, trust me, I would.
But I was just a messenger in this situation so I really wish that you and everyone else would just stop.
.
stop hating me so much.
I don't hate you, Alexis.
I get that it's in your nature.
Like when animals in the wild sometimes eat their young.
So can I come? Fine, but not with cameras.
But my show is doing killer ratings and it could bring a lot of attention No cameras, Alexis.
This isn't a Hollywood party.
It's a fundraiser.
Okay.
[GRUNTING.]
Tighten up your target area.
Don't forget the legs, sweetie.
[GRUNTING.]
Good job.
- Alright, let's take a break.
- Thanks.
So Boudica often would fall from her horse.
She'd use a spear, dagger, and sometimes a sword but never a phone.
Sorry.
What's going on? Jake still MIA? Yes, and look how many boxes there are left to unpack.
I mean, he is worse than the cable guy because at least that guy actually showed up.
Now this is great.
How is this great? We can use all this pent-up rage to channel it into your fighting.
Okay.
Bring it on.
Alright.
I'm gonna show you a windpipe jab.
One strategic punch can take your opponent down.
I'm only gonna show you if you promise not to use it on your flaky boyfriend.
I can't promise anything.
[GRUNTING.]
- The sound speeding? - 'Speeding.
' Alright, take your time on this one, okay, guys? And action.
We did it.
We did it.
- What's wrong? - What have we done? What? What have we done? Cut.
[SIGHS.]
Wow.
Wait, was it good? - No, no.
That was incredible.
- Okay.
Let's, uh, turn around on Shane's coverage.
Great.
[CELL PHONE VIBRATES.]
- That was really good.
- Thanks.
Everything okay? You keep checkin' that thing.
Supposed to help Paige unpack boxes.
Did she just move today? Uh, no.
Four days ago.
And you haven't been there yet? Well, how could I? It's been like 14-hour days here.
Alright, I'm gonna give you the girl perspective here.
She just bought a house super big move in her life, four days ago and you haven't even been there with flowers or a candle or your muscles, nothing? I'll just text her and tell her we're on a roll.
She's an actress.
I'm sure she will understand.
- Ahem.
- Okay.
Come on, give me a break.
You know he's staying here.
I know he's staying here.
Can you just let me leave the card? It's from a bunch of little kids.
Hello? [SIGHS.]
It's not like I'm some crazed, rabid Jordan Wilder fan.
You sure about that? 'Cause you look a lot like some of my crazed rabid fans right now.
- Hi.
- 'Hey.
' Um, this is for you.
- Oh, oh.
- From the kids.
They loved their beach day.
Which is why this took so long to make.
They wanted to make it extra good.
Tell them it's extra, extra good.
I love it.
Well, I'm sure you're busy so Oh, I, I wish I would have known you were stoppin' by.
Wait, what about tomorrow night? - Are you free? - For what? Um, going to a fundraiser for Trending Ocean.
You like a good cause, right? - I don't know, Jordan.
- Come on, tell me.
Well, what about you and Tangey Turner? We're done.
Over.
Ancient history.
Plus, I'm not even asking you out on a date.
It's a fundraiser.
Strictly not a date.
Well, if it's not a date and for a good cause, I guess I could come.
Good.
Meet me here at 6:00.
Oh, and ask for Joe Miller.
Denzel's character in "Philadelphia.
" See, I got layers.
Well, you always knew how to pick your wines.
- Ah.
- Thank you.
So I went to a screening of your last film and it is going to sweep No, no, no.
No business talk.
We agreed.
Great.
Okay.
Well.
.
So, are you still, um, into extreme sports? It was kiteboarding? How's Rainer? Well, I wouldn't know.
We're in one of those I'm-never-gonna talk-to-you-again phases.
Sloane and I survived a number of those.
Well, our kids, they're adults and you gotta let 'em fall and you gotta let them pick themselves back up again.
Well, Rainer has been spending a lotta time on the ground lately making one bad choice after the next.
Ah, throwing his money at this rehab girl's charity? Can you believe this little minx roped him into hosting a lavish fundraiser at his house? Tryin' to save the planet.
That sounds pretty healthy to me.
Like to be my date for this thing? - You got an invite? - Actually, I'm crashing.
But I think it'll be okay if I come bearing a peace offering with many zeros.
You're not crashing his fundraiser.
No, you.
.
You're gonna give him space and you are gonna respect his boundaries.
Boundaries? [CHUCKLES.]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
Hey, stranger, long time no see.
- How's your new place? - Ah, it's, it's great.
- Um, is Jake up front? - Uh-huh.
Look, between us, Billy's good, but I prefer you as Georgia.
Without you, the film's lost somethin'.
- Thank you.
- Stop by The Bixby some time.
- I'll give you a free drink.
- That's so sweet.
Thank you.
You got a deal.
- It was nice seeing you, Shane.
- Mm-hmm.
- Hey.
- Oh, Paige, hi.
Paige, I'm so sorry.
We had to get through eight pages today.
I promise I'll make it up to you.
[CELL PHONE RINGS.]
Good to know your phone does work.
Hey, Matt.
Yeah, yeah.
You look great.
How has it been going? Really great.
We got some amazing stuff.
I can't wait for you to see it.
I bet.
I'm excited.
No, no, no, no, we're 13 days into a 20-day shoot.
No, this is way past last minute.
'Okay.
' Alright.
Alright, thanks for letting me know.
Our biggest investor just dropped out.
What? Why? Because we no longer have a name to fill the role.
We don't have enough money to finish the film.
So, "Stealing Georgia's" dead.
Oh, freak.
I can't find this waffle maker anywhere.
- So we'll go out.
- I don't wanna go out.
I wanna cook in my kitchen which I've been waiting to do for a week.
[SCOFFS.]
It has not been a week.
Ugh, it's almost been an entire week and last night was the first time you came over, so.
.
Paige, you should have wrapped these in bubble wrap or newspaper or something They're plates.
Who cares? [SIGHS.]
I'm sorry.
Okay? Jake, I'm sorry that your investors pulled out because I'm not in "Georgia" anymore.
I didn't have a choice to go back to "Locked" but you had a choice.
You decided not to wait for me.
Yeah, maybe I should go.
I don't think I'm helping you much here.
Wait, uh.
.
Um, Rainer is, is having a fundraiser tonight for Trending Ocean.
Okay.
Are you going? No, I-I wasn't going to 'cause I have that screen test tomorrow morning, but.
.
I'm sure there will be a lotta producers there.
Isn't that how these things usually work? We could schmooze a little a-and find you your funding.
Yeah.
Yeah, maybe.
Do you think Billy could come? - Why? - I mean, she's a producer.
- Well, I wasn't a producer.
- Paige, it's not a big deal.
She's also the boom operator and makes lasagna for the crew.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm sure it's fine.
I'll ask Rainer.
Hey, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry too.
[KNOCK ON DOOR.]
Hey, you're early.
Jordan Wilder.
Pete Kumar, entertainment blogger.
Yo, this is my private residence now.
Because Rainer Devon kicked you out of the beach house.
What do you want? Jordan Wilder, right? Is that even your real name? Because one of our sources say that you may have gone by the name Jordan Michaels.
We have the school records from the state of Illinois Chicago, actually, at the same time as your parents' death here in LA.
Do you care to comment on that? Tell your sources to check again.
I grew up in LA.
Now if you'll excuse me.
Oh, but, Mr.
Wilder I still have a, a bunch more questions.
It's just one minute.
What was that about? They didn't let you in, but that guy gets up here.
That's unbelievable.
But you said you grew up in Chicago.
There's a public me and a private me.
Okay.
Well, which one of you am I getting tonight? The real me.
All of me.
Good.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
Over here, on this table.
Hey, I thought we were having a juice bar.
Are you serious? This is an open, very open bar.
[CHUCKLES.]
Yes, it is.
Do you really think that's a good idea? I mean, you and me, all this booze just a few weeks out of rehab? Rain, you need to trust me.
Okay? Trust yourself.
You can do this, okay? Rainer, people are gonna be here soon.
Then offer them a drink.
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh [INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh You wanna go to the beach? Well I've got a fast beat You love who you want You're a superstar Wanna travel the world? Perfect! Go ahead take five Just keep it rockin' all day all night Rock your body rock your body Ooh, Rainer Devon, man of the hour, looking chic.
Look at him.
Alright, get in there.
Have a drink.
Ooh ooh ooh ooh Your life Rainer.
Sloane.
- Hi.
- It's so good to see you.
Yeah, it's good to see you too.
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, I told you no, Alexis.
Oh, yeah, but she told me yes.
You guys should talk.
So we're doing Rainer's little ocean thing.
- 'Uh, it's super fun.
' - It will be fine.
We need all the publicity that we can get.
Not this kind of publicity.
Have you seen her show? No, but ten million viewers have.
Baby, these numbers can lay the groundwork for a national campaign.
Next time, talk to me.
I just wanna know we're in this together.
Okay.
[POP SONG.]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
Cheers.
I don't see Jordan or Tange yet.
Don't worry, I'm sure they're gonna be here, Lex.
I hope so.
I really wanna make things right with them.
See you.
Thanks very much.
[SONG CONTINUES.]
Paige.
Hey! Rainer.
What changed your mind? Your screen test get canceled? Oh, no, I just actually wanted to come and support you and your cause and.
.
And somethin' else.
I don't know what it is, but there's somethin' else.
Yeah, well, I'm leaving early and I'm not drinking tonight.
Wow.
You're fun at a party.
That's what they say.
So how are you doing with all of this? Good.
Enjoying this party sober too.
So we have that in common.
Have fun.
Yeah, you too.
[SONG CONTINUES.]
[POP SONG.]
(ALL) Cheers.
Thank you so much for being here.
Your donation means so much to us.
- Hi.
- Hi.
This is going so well.
But maybe we should divide and conquer.
Really? This is so much fun doin' it together.
Mm.
Fine, give me my marching orders.
See that group of hipsters on the deck? Trustafarians.
They met at an eco-resort in Ecuador.
They're loaded.
You hit them, I'll hit the hedge fund wants in the kitchen and then we'll meet back up, okay? Okay.
Of all the blowout rages you've ever thrown at this place this is definitely not one of them.
[CHUCKLES.]
Sorry to disappoint.
It's okay.
You can always make it up to me later.
Pretty sure you met my girlfriend, Harper, right? And that's ever stopped you.
This one's serious.
Wow! Serious.
Serious isn't only the word that comes to mind when I think of Harper Tate.
Well, you don't know anything about her.
I do.
My dad produced six seasons of "My Secret Diary" and I swear I don't think I ever met the same girl twice.
One day she was Ms.
Kabbalah and the next, a dubstep DJ.
Mm, that was a long time ago.
She's changed a lot since then.
And she'll keep changing.
It's just who she is.
So why don't you enjoy the whole eco-warrior thing while it lasts? Is this because I never visited you at Yale? Harper's a chameleon which makes you two perfect for each other.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
Let's get to know Rainer Devon a little bit, yeah? Alright, let's see what do we have? Some, uh, lame versions of Paige and Harper.
Less cute version.
Boring.
Hey, guys, I'm Rainer Devon.
- Want a hit, man? - Ahem.
No, thanks, man.
- 'Yo, Rainer, what's up?' - 'Oh, hey, Rainer.
' Um, ooh, yuck.
These are awful.
"Locked" script with way too many notes.
Try hard much? Ooh.
Ah! Rainer Devon, what do we have here? Naughty boy.
Tonight Party people we know what you like We can make it electric tonight.
.
So any luck? No, this is like a junior high dance.
Can't seem to break through here.
Honestly, I don't even know where to start.
It'll be okay.
Where's Billy? Uh, mingling somewhere.
Two bourbons neat and a club soda.
And I found the guy that we've been looking for.
- Really? Who is it? - Derek Bagotti.
Alexis says everybody calls him D-bag.
Oh, please, tell me this isn't a recommendation from Alexis.
- No, but yes.
- Forget it.
Forget it.
No, not so fast.
He's legit.
I looked him up.
He produced not one but two Sundance entries last year.
- Both finishing fun jobs.
- Okay.
And he said he really wants to hear our pitch.
So come on, let's go.
Fancy crowd.
Do I look okay? You look perfect for this or any other crowd.
Thank you.
Well, this is swanky.
When we have a fundraiser at city block kids it's pizza and a car wash.
You look gorgeous.
Thank you.
- Do you see him? - No.
(JORDAN) 'There's a lotta booze here.
' It's gotta be tough for him.
Great.
Jordan, can I, please, talk to you for a second? Look, I'm sorry, okay? It was gonna come out, anyway.
I was just tellin' the truth.
What the hell is Jordan Wilder doing here? What are you tryin' to do to me? Seriously? Get out.
Look, Jordan's here because I invited him.
Why? With all I'm dealing with, why would you do that? Because donors love movie stars, okay? And, like it or not, he's a celebrity.
He's all over the tabloids.
- Yeah, for screwing my mom.
- Rainer You know what, I'm startin' to see a pattern here.
You just do whatever the hell you want.
You don't check in with me.
You don't seem to care about my feelings or at this point, the triggers that landed me in rehab in the first place.
That's not true, okay? I'm, I'm sorry.
I-I'll-I'll make him leave.
Whoo.
Looks like mommy and daddy are fighting.
If I had to guess, I'd say Rainer didn't know his former BFF, Jordan, was coming.
Sloaney, are you watching this right now? - Hm? - Uh, who are you texting? Um, Tangey.
Oh.
Is she coming? Uh, well, she found out you're here, so no.
Oh.
So much for my apology to her.
(DEREK) 'So I roll up for this club with, like, seven girls, right?' They're the hottest in the club and the bouncer goes "You're not on the list.
" So you know what I say to him? I said "Hey, pal, guess what.
I wrote the list.
'Cause I just bought your freakin' club.
" Boom! That's a true story.
So our film, it's a roadhouse Anh-anh-anh, not so fast.
Come on.
How about we all get acquainted first, yeah? See, this is my special reserve of my family's tequila.
Well, my family didn't make it, a bunch of Mexicans did but it's our label.
So we get rich.
- Thank you.
- Oh, uh, no, no.
Actually, I'm okay.
I'm not drinking tonight.
[CHUCKLES.]
What, you hear this? Chica, come on! Look, this stuff is so pure, you can drink a gallon of it 'and not have a headache tomorrow.
' No, no, I, I really have to get up early.
In fact, it's-it's medicinal.
'I insist.
Come on.
' Well, it's called pounder's privilege.
You pound a shot, you get the privilege of me listening to your pitch.
'It's a party.
Come on!' You're too young to act this old.
[SIGHS.]
Okay.
- One shot though.
- Yeah.
One shot.
I'm a lightweight.
Oh, good.
To my new friends.
- Here, here! - Cheers.
(BILLY) 'Okay.
' (DEREK) 'Oh, yeah, that is like little baby kisses' 'just goin' down, you know?' See, see, that's why we call our label Dos Besitos.
Yeah, so it means little kisses in Espanol.
Mm-hmm.
It's, uh, excellent, right, Paige? - Yeah, it's so good.
- 'I know.
' Blows Clooney's away, am I right? - Yeah.
- Screw that guy.
Hey, come on, so tell me.
What's your movie about? - Uh, you wanna see the trailer? - Nah.
I'm kidding.
Come on, dazzle me.
Bring it on.
[CLEARING THROAT.]
Do you see, uh, do you see that? Yeah.
Actually, here, Paige, can we switch? It's like a, it's a little roadhouse noir.
Yeah, it's kind of like, uh, early Tarantino and Rodriguez.
But with some much more heart.
Jake is an amazing writer and director.
He, he even shot it himself.
Yeah, and Billy's performance is so moving and real.
Oh, I'm sure it is.
Well, looks great.
Alright, how about some Dos Besitos round dos, huh? Here, come on.
It's like little baby kisses.
- The young Tarantino, right? - 'Yeah.
' - Yeah.
- 'Jake.
' Hey! Hey, hey.
Come on, it's good.
Right? Yes! 'Oh, yeah, I love it.
' Four, five, boom.
'Oh, yes.
' - Rainer, is everything okay? - I swear to God, Alexis.
Excuse me.
Everyone, can I have your attention? Can I have everyone's attention, please? We just wanted to welcome you all and thank you so much for being here tonight.
Thank you, everybody.
We are so excited to be taking Trending Ocean to the next level.
And without further ado, please enjoy our newest PSA.
(RAINER ON TV) Did you know there's a garbage island twice the size of Texas floating in the Pacific? Hi.
I'm Rainer Devon, actor, surfer, ocean lover.
'After a long, hard day on the set' 'nothing replenishes my soul like time in the water.
' 'Scientists estimate that up to 80% of all life on Earth' 'exists beneath the ocean surface.
' 'Each year 100,000 dolphins.
.
' [INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
You thought you'd just casually walk up here, huh? - It's cool.
I'm - No.
There's nothing cool about any of this.
Did you talk to a reporter about me? What? It was you, wasn't it? Do you hate me that much? What are you talking about, Jordan? A reporter ambushed me at the hotel.
Knew my real name, knew I was from Chicago.
I'm not gonna get nominated for a Oscar now and if news gets out about what I did, I can go to jail.
How, how could you think that about me? How could you.
.
Even after all we've been through, I would never.
But you, you have no problem sticking the knife in over and over.
And you know what, sleeping with my mom wasn't the worst part.
It was that you pretended to be my friend all these years.
And you never told me the truth.
Every day we lived together was a lie.
- I'm leaving.
- No.
I'm leaving.
- Wait.
- Don't.
Just don't.
Paige.
Rainer.
Hi.
Great party.
You okay? Me? Oh, never better.
Just waitin' on my ride.
Ooh, great catch.
Looks like your ride came and went 15 minutes ago.
Oh.
I can get a really bad rating for that.
Come on, I'll take ya home.
- Are you sure? - Yeah.
Did you get that? You okay? Jordan.
It doesn't take me long when I work with a new kid to know when they've come from an abusive background.
I know that whatever your private life is it has a lot of pain attached to it.
I just, I want you to know that when you're ready to share.
.
I'm here for you.
I know All my flaws.
.
Mm.
[SIGHS.]
Well, this party's cashed, huh? Hey, what do you say we move on? Oh, Jake is coming back with limes.
Oh, sweetheart.
Jake is a lime, yeah.
Hey, come on, let's go to Bootsy Bellows.
I got a buddy who can get us right in.
Uh, actually, you know what? What about Barge 1200? Isn't that at a hotel? Well, it's intimate but we can, we can keep talking business if you want.
But you know, I just need a little extra convincing that this is a project I just wanna climb aboard.
- Whoa, dude, back off! - What? Come on.
Babe, you've been giving me signals all night.
- No, I haven't.
- Yes, you have.
Hey, hey, she said back off.
[CHUCKLES.]
Fine.
I guess I'll see you guys at Sundance, right? Or.
.
Oh, no.
Maybe I won't.
'Cause you're not getting a dime of my money.
Oh.
Nice tie, dork.
Mm.
Thank you.
Let's go find Paige, yeah? [SIGHS.]
Damn it, Alexis.
And thanks for screwing me again.
I mean, you try to help someone.
Crazy.
Alright, come on, Sloaney-baloney, let's bail.
I didn't even get a chance to apologize.
This night's been a total bust.
Um, actually, Lex, I've, I've got somewhere to be.
Ooh, booty call.
Who's it with? Uh, no.
It's actually something else.
Well, what is it? I mean, I can come with you, right? Tangey texted and she's at some music party in the Hills and I haven't seen her yet, so.
.
- So you're ditching me.
- I'll, I'll call you later.
Turn it off.
I said turn it off! - Sloane.
- Harper.
Thank you so much for coming.
And uh, say hi to your dad for me.
I'll do.
Oh.
I saw Rainer leaving with the, um, the redhead, Paige Townsen.
I thought you should know.
- Goodnight.
- Goodnight.
- Hey.
- Hi.
Thanks.
Thanks for coming.
It's the only way I wasn't gonna cross any boundaries.
I'm glad I could help.
Well, you're right about me.
I'm shameless, you know, as a parent.
You know what, strike that, as a person.
I'm controlling, dictatorial, manipulative.
.
You're wonderful.
.
and smart.
.
and sexy as hell.
[CHUCKLES.]
Um, could you bring us a bottle of your best champagne? - What? - Well, let's celebrate.
[CHUCKLES.]
We're walking.
Good.
You got some headache meds or.
.
Um, yeah, on the, the.
.
that pots and pans area.
- Ah.
- Cabinet.
Got it.
Oh, God.
You know, I feel like that whole Cinderella thing patriarchic bull.
You know, I just don't think she accidentally left her shoes there.
I think she purposely took them off, and left them there because they were pointy, uncomfortable.
Rainer.
You okay? I just got so nauseous.
Here, take.
Now.
Thank you.
There.
I got it.
Such an intimate thing.
What? Touching a foot.
Why don't you lie down? Won't go down without a fight And tonight And tonight I'll sit - There you go.
- Thank you.
- You'll be warm enough? - Mm-hmm.
Water's right there, okay? Don't forget to drink some.
If the world falls to pieces At least I'll be with you Goodnight, Paige.
I'll let myself out.
Rainer.
Why'd I get this giant house all by myself? I really don't wanna be alone.
You're not alone.
Does that mean you're gonna stay? For you, anything.
If the world falls to pieces At least I'll be with you Thank you.
At least I'll be With you [THEME MUSIC.]
.
" We need to talk about what happened.
Jordan and Nina, that's a bunch of crap I can't change.
How about I take you to dinner and we not talk business? When we move out of The Bixby.
.
I was thinking I'd just crash at Cassie and Adam's for a bit.
Hi, guys.
The actors were avoiding you on purpose.
That was quite the little stunt you pulled.
Wait, is that.
.
(JAKE) 'The role's yours, Vera, if you want it.
' Of course, I want it.
And by the way, it's Billy.
Here you go.
It's an anonymous gift.
I am supposed to give you this.
Thanks.
Hm.
Ha Ha ha ha Can we turn back start it on the right side? Twenty twenty when you're looking in hindsight Ha ha ha Thirty seconds till you got me on the flip side And the minute started running from the group oh Ha ha ha Looking back I see you clearly in my lifeline And cut! (MALE #1) 'Alright, that's a cut, people.
' - Sorry, were my hands cold? - No, it's all good.
That was great.
Really great.
So, uh, we got just enough time for touch-ups before we do your coverage, Paige.
Great job, you two.
- Thanks, Tasha.
- Thanks.
Probably best to keep you two here.
We're gonna just tweak up the lights.
Okay? Sure.
[SIGHS.]
So I saw the Backsplash reunion? - Well? - Yeah.
I think it's really awesome that you're so into this charity.
I should probably do something charitable.
You can start by coming to my fundraiser tomorrow night.
- Never did get your RSVP.
- I know.
I can't.
I have a screen test the next morning.
Yeah? What for? I'm not really allowed to say.
Oh, come on.
No one's killing me.
I wanna tell you so bad.
It's Martin Scorsese's next film.
He's not gonna be there.
But still, it's a screen test.
Oh! No, that's huge.
What's the part? Boudica.
Do you know who that is? She's like a female Braveheart.
Yeah, I got a photo.
She's a Celtic warrior in 61 AD.
'She fought off the Romans.
' She had long, pretty red hair and she kicked ass.
- Sounds perfect for you.
- Thank you.
It's nice to see the girl from Portland, Oregon still excited to be here.
Not jaded in Hollywood.
This is a really great role.
Oh, I want it so bad.
And I've been working nonstop with my trainer.
I've been eating chicken breast and egg whites for the last week.
And then it's gone.
Now you sound just like every other actress in Hollywood.
- Ah! Hey! - You do.
Are you two ready? We're gonna pick it up from the last position.
Okay? - Okay.
- We're ready, Laura? Thank you.
(FEMALE #1) 'Go to bell.
Roll sound.
' [BUZZES.]
- 'Marker.
' - 'And action!' Oh you wake the wild-hearted rebel in me Oh you rev me up like a ride.
.
(IDA) Yes.
Now friggle his face.
Yeah.
That's good.
'Now look up at her.
That's lovely.
' 'It's delicious.
' Keep that up.
Keep that up.
Nice.
Oh, nice.
'Oh!' 'So good.
Yes.
' 'Oh, you love it.
' Sloane, hi! - How are you? - Oh, God.
You weren't kidding.
This is like a serious circus.
What are you guys doing here? We are shooting content for my new Alexilicious app and we've been going for four hours.
- Ida, I think we're done here.
- Alright.
Okay, let's turn the lights out and, uh, keep the set hot just like this.
[SIGHS.]
Yeah, I have a set, not a home now.
Come here.
- Mm, it's so good to see you.
- I know.
Tell me everything.
[KNOCK ON DOOR.]
I was really hoping Brian would be wrong.
- Let's take five.
- 'Yeah.
' I know what you're doing and it's clear suicide.
You can't go against Gold Brothers like this.
They went against me when they dropped my Oscar campaign.
I deserve that nomination.
I know you do, but you can't do this.
What's the big deal? I'm spending my own money on my own Oscar push.
I don't see the problem.
The problem is, you don't have Gold Brothers and their team of lawyers protecting you.
Now every single one of your competitors is is going to do their best to dig up more scandal.
And just you and me.
(ALEXIS) I mean, talk about shoot the messenger.
It aired and suddenly I'm the outcast and I wasn't even the one who screwed Rainer's mom.
Lex, I literally had no idea this was going on.
You don't watch my show? I will, I promise.
I'm sorry.
It's just my last semester at Yale was so hectic.
Is it really that bad? It's worse than the epic showdown I had with my mom and sister three years ago.
Are you kidding? They're still not talking to you? Oh, no, but they have no problem cashing my checks still.
I swear, Sloane, you should thank your dad every day for not letting you be a child actor.
So even Tangey? Won't talk to me.
Won't take my calls.
Look, I know it's bad, Lex, but I'm sure you can smooth things over with everyone at Rainer's party.
What party? Oh, Rainer's big save-the-ocean party.
- Um - What? Were you not invited to this? No.
And I gave money to his stupid dolphin bullshit.
You know, Alexis could really use the new best friend for Alexilicious.
Now that Tangey isn't talking to her.
Okay, Ida, Sloane is my real friend in real life.
Oh, well, good, keep that up.
And by the way, you need to go to that party with your cameras.
Uh, no.
Are you kidding? No one is gonna make up with me if I show up with my cameras.
No.
Listen, that's what your fans wanna see.
That's your season two pickup right there.
How? It's my last day shooting "Locked" and Rainer still won't talk to me.
You don't need him to talk to you.
You just need to make him listen.
[ALEXIS SOBS.]
'Please talk to me.
' Please say something.
Damn it, just say something! [SOBBING.]
It's no use.
They're gone.
[SOBBING.]
(TASHA) 'And cut! Lighten up!' Let me guess.
You had the devilled eggs off crafty this morning? Rainer, wait.
I need to talk to you for real.
And that's a wrap on Alexis Glenn as Maggie, everyone.
Let's give her a round of applause.
[APPLAUSE.]
Rainer! Rainer! - Rainer, stop.
Come on.
- What? I was kind of hurt that you didn't invite me to your fundraiser.
What gives? Do I really need to spell it out for you? No one wants you there.
Well, that's what I'm trying to fix but I can't if everyone keeps ostracizing me.
Rainer, please, I supported your cause.
You owe me.
Thanks for your donation, but I owe you nothing.
Look, I'm sorry.
I really am, okay? And if I could take it back, trust me, I would.
But I was just a messenger in this situation so I really wish that you and everyone else would just stop.
.
stop hating me so much.
I don't hate you, Alexis.
I get that it's in your nature.
Like when animals in the wild sometimes eat their young.
So can I come? Fine, but not with cameras.
But my show is doing killer ratings and it could bring a lot of attention No cameras, Alexis.
This isn't a Hollywood party.
It's a fundraiser.
Okay.
[GRUNTING.]
Tighten up your target area.
Don't forget the legs, sweetie.
[GRUNTING.]
Good job.
- Alright, let's take a break.
- Thanks.
So Boudica often would fall from her horse.
She'd use a spear, dagger, and sometimes a sword but never a phone.
Sorry.
What's going on? Jake still MIA? Yes, and look how many boxes there are left to unpack.
I mean, he is worse than the cable guy because at least that guy actually showed up.
Now this is great.
How is this great? We can use all this pent-up rage to channel it into your fighting.
Okay.
Bring it on.
Alright.
I'm gonna show you a windpipe jab.
One strategic punch can take your opponent down.
I'm only gonna show you if you promise not to use it on your flaky boyfriend.
I can't promise anything.
[GRUNTING.]
- The sound speeding? - 'Speeding.
' Alright, take your time on this one, okay, guys? And action.
We did it.
We did it.
- What's wrong? - What have we done? What? What have we done? Cut.
[SIGHS.]
Wow.
Wait, was it good? - No, no.
That was incredible.
- Okay.
Let's, uh, turn around on Shane's coverage.
Great.
[CELL PHONE VIBRATES.]
- That was really good.
- Thanks.
Everything okay? You keep checkin' that thing.
Supposed to help Paige unpack boxes.
Did she just move today? Uh, no.
Four days ago.
And you haven't been there yet? Well, how could I? It's been like 14-hour days here.
Alright, I'm gonna give you the girl perspective here.
She just bought a house super big move in her life, four days ago and you haven't even been there with flowers or a candle or your muscles, nothing? I'll just text her and tell her we're on a roll.
She's an actress.
I'm sure she will understand.
- Ahem.
- Okay.
Come on, give me a break.
You know he's staying here.
I know he's staying here.
Can you just let me leave the card? It's from a bunch of little kids.
Hello? [SIGHS.]
It's not like I'm some crazed, rabid Jordan Wilder fan.
You sure about that? 'Cause you look a lot like some of my crazed rabid fans right now.
- Hi.
- 'Hey.
' Um, this is for you.
- Oh, oh.
- From the kids.
They loved their beach day.
Which is why this took so long to make.
They wanted to make it extra good.
Tell them it's extra, extra good.
I love it.
Well, I'm sure you're busy so Oh, I, I wish I would have known you were stoppin' by.
Wait, what about tomorrow night? - Are you free? - For what? Um, going to a fundraiser for Trending Ocean.
You like a good cause, right? - I don't know, Jordan.
- Come on, tell me.
Well, what about you and Tangey Turner? We're done.
Over.
Ancient history.
Plus, I'm not even asking you out on a date.
It's a fundraiser.
Strictly not a date.
Well, if it's not a date and for a good cause, I guess I could come.
Good.
Meet me here at 6:00.
Oh, and ask for Joe Miller.
Denzel's character in "Philadelphia.
" See, I got layers.
Well, you always knew how to pick your wines.
- Ah.
- Thank you.
So I went to a screening of your last film and it is going to sweep No, no, no.
No business talk.
We agreed.
Great.
Okay.
Well.
.
So, are you still, um, into extreme sports? It was kiteboarding? How's Rainer? Well, I wouldn't know.
We're in one of those I'm-never-gonna talk-to-you-again phases.
Sloane and I survived a number of those.
Well, our kids, they're adults and you gotta let 'em fall and you gotta let them pick themselves back up again.
Well, Rainer has been spending a lotta time on the ground lately making one bad choice after the next.
Ah, throwing his money at this rehab girl's charity? Can you believe this little minx roped him into hosting a lavish fundraiser at his house? Tryin' to save the planet.
That sounds pretty healthy to me.
Like to be my date for this thing? - You got an invite? - Actually, I'm crashing.
But I think it'll be okay if I come bearing a peace offering with many zeros.
You're not crashing his fundraiser.
No, you.
.
You're gonna give him space and you are gonna respect his boundaries.
Boundaries? [CHUCKLES.]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
Hey, stranger, long time no see.
- How's your new place? - Ah, it's, it's great.
- Um, is Jake up front? - Uh-huh.
Look, between us, Billy's good, but I prefer you as Georgia.
Without you, the film's lost somethin'.
- Thank you.
- Stop by The Bixby some time.
- I'll give you a free drink.
- That's so sweet.
Thank you.
You got a deal.
- It was nice seeing you, Shane.
- Mm-hmm.
- Hey.
- Oh, Paige, hi.
Paige, I'm so sorry.
We had to get through eight pages today.
I promise I'll make it up to you.
[CELL PHONE RINGS.]
Good to know your phone does work.
Hey, Matt.
Yeah, yeah.
You look great.
How has it been going? Really great.
We got some amazing stuff.
I can't wait for you to see it.
I bet.
I'm excited.
No, no, no, no, we're 13 days into a 20-day shoot.
No, this is way past last minute.
'Okay.
' Alright.
Alright, thanks for letting me know.
Our biggest investor just dropped out.
What? Why? Because we no longer have a name to fill the role.
We don't have enough money to finish the film.
So, "Stealing Georgia's" dead.
Oh, freak.
I can't find this waffle maker anywhere.
- So we'll go out.
- I don't wanna go out.
I wanna cook in my kitchen which I've been waiting to do for a week.
[SCOFFS.]
It has not been a week.
Ugh, it's almost been an entire week and last night was the first time you came over, so.
.
Paige, you should have wrapped these in bubble wrap or newspaper or something They're plates.
Who cares? [SIGHS.]
I'm sorry.
Okay? Jake, I'm sorry that your investors pulled out because I'm not in "Georgia" anymore.
I didn't have a choice to go back to "Locked" but you had a choice.
You decided not to wait for me.
Yeah, maybe I should go.
I don't think I'm helping you much here.
Wait, uh.
.
Um, Rainer is, is having a fundraiser tonight for Trending Ocean.
Okay.
Are you going? No, I-I wasn't going to 'cause I have that screen test tomorrow morning, but.
.
I'm sure there will be a lotta producers there.
Isn't that how these things usually work? We could schmooze a little a-and find you your funding.
Yeah.
Yeah, maybe.
Do you think Billy could come? - Why? - I mean, she's a producer.
- Well, I wasn't a producer.
- Paige, it's not a big deal.
She's also the boom operator and makes lasagna for the crew.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm sure it's fine.
I'll ask Rainer.
Hey, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry too.
[KNOCK ON DOOR.]
Hey, you're early.
Jordan Wilder.
Pete Kumar, entertainment blogger.
Yo, this is my private residence now.
Because Rainer Devon kicked you out of the beach house.
What do you want? Jordan Wilder, right? Is that even your real name? Because one of our sources say that you may have gone by the name Jordan Michaels.
We have the school records from the state of Illinois Chicago, actually, at the same time as your parents' death here in LA.
Do you care to comment on that? Tell your sources to check again.
I grew up in LA.
Now if you'll excuse me.
Oh, but, Mr.
Wilder I still have a, a bunch more questions.
It's just one minute.
What was that about? They didn't let you in, but that guy gets up here.
That's unbelievable.
But you said you grew up in Chicago.
There's a public me and a private me.
Okay.
Well, which one of you am I getting tonight? The real me.
All of me.
Good.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
Over here, on this table.
Hey, I thought we were having a juice bar.
Are you serious? This is an open, very open bar.
[CHUCKLES.]
Yes, it is.
Do you really think that's a good idea? I mean, you and me, all this booze just a few weeks out of rehab? Rain, you need to trust me.
Okay? Trust yourself.
You can do this, okay? Rainer, people are gonna be here soon.
Then offer them a drink.
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh [INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh You wanna go to the beach? Well I've got a fast beat You love who you want You're a superstar Wanna travel the world? Perfect! Go ahead take five Just keep it rockin' all day all night Rock your body rock your body Ooh, Rainer Devon, man of the hour, looking chic.
Look at him.
Alright, get in there.
Have a drink.
Ooh ooh ooh ooh Your life Rainer.
Sloane.
- Hi.
- It's so good to see you.
Yeah, it's good to see you too.
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, I told you no, Alexis.
Oh, yeah, but she told me yes.
You guys should talk.
So we're doing Rainer's little ocean thing.
- 'Uh, it's super fun.
' - It will be fine.
We need all the publicity that we can get.
Not this kind of publicity.
Have you seen her show? No, but ten million viewers have.
Baby, these numbers can lay the groundwork for a national campaign.
Next time, talk to me.
I just wanna know we're in this together.
Okay.
[POP SONG.]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
Cheers.
I don't see Jordan or Tange yet.
Don't worry, I'm sure they're gonna be here, Lex.
I hope so.
I really wanna make things right with them.
See you.
Thanks very much.
[SONG CONTINUES.]
Paige.
Hey! Rainer.
What changed your mind? Your screen test get canceled? Oh, no, I just actually wanted to come and support you and your cause and.
.
And somethin' else.
I don't know what it is, but there's somethin' else.
Yeah, well, I'm leaving early and I'm not drinking tonight.
Wow.
You're fun at a party.
That's what they say.
So how are you doing with all of this? Good.
Enjoying this party sober too.
So we have that in common.
Have fun.
Yeah, you too.
[SONG CONTINUES.]
[POP SONG.]
(ALL) Cheers.
Thank you so much for being here.
Your donation means so much to us.
- Hi.
- Hi.
This is going so well.
But maybe we should divide and conquer.
Really? This is so much fun doin' it together.
Mm.
Fine, give me my marching orders.
See that group of hipsters on the deck? Trustafarians.
They met at an eco-resort in Ecuador.
They're loaded.
You hit them, I'll hit the hedge fund wants in the kitchen and then we'll meet back up, okay? Okay.
Of all the blowout rages you've ever thrown at this place this is definitely not one of them.
[CHUCKLES.]
Sorry to disappoint.
It's okay.
You can always make it up to me later.
Pretty sure you met my girlfriend, Harper, right? And that's ever stopped you.
This one's serious.
Wow! Serious.
Serious isn't only the word that comes to mind when I think of Harper Tate.
Well, you don't know anything about her.
I do.
My dad produced six seasons of "My Secret Diary" and I swear I don't think I ever met the same girl twice.
One day she was Ms.
Kabbalah and the next, a dubstep DJ.
Mm, that was a long time ago.
She's changed a lot since then.
And she'll keep changing.
It's just who she is.
So why don't you enjoy the whole eco-warrior thing while it lasts? Is this because I never visited you at Yale? Harper's a chameleon which makes you two perfect for each other.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
Let's get to know Rainer Devon a little bit, yeah? Alright, let's see what do we have? Some, uh, lame versions of Paige and Harper.
Less cute version.
Boring.
Hey, guys, I'm Rainer Devon.
- Want a hit, man? - Ahem.
No, thanks, man.
- 'Yo, Rainer, what's up?' - 'Oh, hey, Rainer.
' Um, ooh, yuck.
These are awful.
"Locked" script with way too many notes.
Try hard much? Ooh.
Ah! Rainer Devon, what do we have here? Naughty boy.
Tonight Party people we know what you like We can make it electric tonight.
.
So any luck? No, this is like a junior high dance.
Can't seem to break through here.
Honestly, I don't even know where to start.
It'll be okay.
Where's Billy? Uh, mingling somewhere.
Two bourbons neat and a club soda.
And I found the guy that we've been looking for.
- Really? Who is it? - Derek Bagotti.
Alexis says everybody calls him D-bag.
Oh, please, tell me this isn't a recommendation from Alexis.
- No, but yes.
- Forget it.
Forget it.
No, not so fast.
He's legit.
I looked him up.
He produced not one but two Sundance entries last year.
- Both finishing fun jobs.
- Okay.
And he said he really wants to hear our pitch.
So come on, let's go.
Fancy crowd.
Do I look okay? You look perfect for this or any other crowd.
Thank you.
Well, this is swanky.
When we have a fundraiser at city block kids it's pizza and a car wash.
You look gorgeous.
Thank you.
- Do you see him? - No.
(JORDAN) 'There's a lotta booze here.
' It's gotta be tough for him.
Great.
Jordan, can I, please, talk to you for a second? Look, I'm sorry, okay? It was gonna come out, anyway.
I was just tellin' the truth.
What the hell is Jordan Wilder doing here? What are you tryin' to do to me? Seriously? Get out.
Look, Jordan's here because I invited him.
Why? With all I'm dealing with, why would you do that? Because donors love movie stars, okay? And, like it or not, he's a celebrity.
He's all over the tabloids.
- Yeah, for screwing my mom.
- Rainer You know what, I'm startin' to see a pattern here.
You just do whatever the hell you want.
You don't check in with me.
You don't seem to care about my feelings or at this point, the triggers that landed me in rehab in the first place.
That's not true, okay? I'm, I'm sorry.
I-I'll-I'll make him leave.
Whoo.
Looks like mommy and daddy are fighting.
If I had to guess, I'd say Rainer didn't know his former BFF, Jordan, was coming.
Sloaney, are you watching this right now? - Hm? - Uh, who are you texting? Um, Tangey.
Oh.
Is she coming? Uh, well, she found out you're here, so no.
Oh.
So much for my apology to her.
(DEREK) 'So I roll up for this club with, like, seven girls, right?' They're the hottest in the club and the bouncer goes "You're not on the list.
" So you know what I say to him? I said "Hey, pal, guess what.
I wrote the list.
'Cause I just bought your freakin' club.
" Boom! That's a true story.
So our film, it's a roadhouse Anh-anh-anh, not so fast.
Come on.
How about we all get acquainted first, yeah? See, this is my special reserve of my family's tequila.
Well, my family didn't make it, a bunch of Mexicans did but it's our label.
So we get rich.
- Thank you.
- Oh, uh, no, no.
Actually, I'm okay.
I'm not drinking tonight.
[CHUCKLES.]
What, you hear this? Chica, come on! Look, this stuff is so pure, you can drink a gallon of it 'and not have a headache tomorrow.
' No, no, I, I really have to get up early.
In fact, it's-it's medicinal.
'I insist.
Come on.
' Well, it's called pounder's privilege.
You pound a shot, you get the privilege of me listening to your pitch.
'It's a party.
Come on!' You're too young to act this old.
[SIGHS.]
Okay.
- One shot though.
- Yeah.
One shot.
I'm a lightweight.
Oh, good.
To my new friends.
- Here, here! - Cheers.
(BILLY) 'Okay.
' (DEREK) 'Oh, yeah, that is like little baby kisses' 'just goin' down, you know?' See, see, that's why we call our label Dos Besitos.
Yeah, so it means little kisses in Espanol.
Mm-hmm.
It's, uh, excellent, right, Paige? - Yeah, it's so good.
- 'I know.
' Blows Clooney's away, am I right? - Yeah.
- Screw that guy.
Hey, come on, so tell me.
What's your movie about? - Uh, you wanna see the trailer? - Nah.
I'm kidding.
Come on, dazzle me.
Bring it on.
[CLEARING THROAT.]
Do you see, uh, do you see that? Yeah.
Actually, here, Paige, can we switch? It's like a, it's a little roadhouse noir.
Yeah, it's kind of like, uh, early Tarantino and Rodriguez.
But with some much more heart.
Jake is an amazing writer and director.
He, he even shot it himself.
Yeah, and Billy's performance is so moving and real.
Oh, I'm sure it is.
Well, looks great.
Alright, how about some Dos Besitos round dos, huh? Here, come on.
It's like little baby kisses.
- The young Tarantino, right? - 'Yeah.
' - Yeah.
- 'Jake.
' Hey! Hey, hey.
Come on, it's good.
Right? Yes! 'Oh, yeah, I love it.
' Four, five, boom.
'Oh, yes.
' - Rainer, is everything okay? - I swear to God, Alexis.
Excuse me.
Everyone, can I have your attention? Can I have everyone's attention, please? We just wanted to welcome you all and thank you so much for being here tonight.
Thank you, everybody.
We are so excited to be taking Trending Ocean to the next level.
And without further ado, please enjoy our newest PSA.
(RAINER ON TV) Did you know there's a garbage island twice the size of Texas floating in the Pacific? Hi.
I'm Rainer Devon, actor, surfer, ocean lover.
'After a long, hard day on the set' 'nothing replenishes my soul like time in the water.
' 'Scientists estimate that up to 80% of all life on Earth' 'exists beneath the ocean surface.
' 'Each year 100,000 dolphins.
.
' [INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
You thought you'd just casually walk up here, huh? - It's cool.
I'm - No.
There's nothing cool about any of this.
Did you talk to a reporter about me? What? It was you, wasn't it? Do you hate me that much? What are you talking about, Jordan? A reporter ambushed me at the hotel.
Knew my real name, knew I was from Chicago.
I'm not gonna get nominated for a Oscar now and if news gets out about what I did, I can go to jail.
How, how could you think that about me? How could you.
.
Even after all we've been through, I would never.
But you, you have no problem sticking the knife in over and over.
And you know what, sleeping with my mom wasn't the worst part.
It was that you pretended to be my friend all these years.
And you never told me the truth.
Every day we lived together was a lie.
- I'm leaving.
- No.
I'm leaving.
- Wait.
- Don't.
Just don't.
Paige.
Rainer.
Hi.
Great party.
You okay? Me? Oh, never better.
Just waitin' on my ride.
Ooh, great catch.
Looks like your ride came and went 15 minutes ago.
Oh.
I can get a really bad rating for that.
Come on, I'll take ya home.
- Are you sure? - Yeah.
Did you get that? You okay? Jordan.
It doesn't take me long when I work with a new kid to know when they've come from an abusive background.
I know that whatever your private life is it has a lot of pain attached to it.
I just, I want you to know that when you're ready to share.
.
I'm here for you.
I know All my flaws.
.
Mm.
[SIGHS.]
Well, this party's cashed, huh? Hey, what do you say we move on? Oh, Jake is coming back with limes.
Oh, sweetheart.
Jake is a lime, yeah.
Hey, come on, let's go to Bootsy Bellows.
I got a buddy who can get us right in.
Uh, actually, you know what? What about Barge 1200? Isn't that at a hotel? Well, it's intimate but we can, we can keep talking business if you want.
But you know, I just need a little extra convincing that this is a project I just wanna climb aboard.
- Whoa, dude, back off! - What? Come on.
Babe, you've been giving me signals all night.
- No, I haven't.
- Yes, you have.
Hey, hey, she said back off.
[CHUCKLES.]
Fine.
I guess I'll see you guys at Sundance, right? Or.
.
Oh, no.
Maybe I won't.
'Cause you're not getting a dime of my money.
Oh.
Nice tie, dork.
Mm.
Thank you.
Let's go find Paige, yeah? [SIGHS.]
Damn it, Alexis.
And thanks for screwing me again.
I mean, you try to help someone.
Crazy.
Alright, come on, Sloaney-baloney, let's bail.
I didn't even get a chance to apologize.
This night's been a total bust.
Um, actually, Lex, I've, I've got somewhere to be.
Ooh, booty call.
Who's it with? Uh, no.
It's actually something else.
Well, what is it? I mean, I can come with you, right? Tangey texted and she's at some music party in the Hills and I haven't seen her yet, so.
.
- So you're ditching me.
- I'll, I'll call you later.
Turn it off.
I said turn it off! - Sloane.
- Harper.
Thank you so much for coming.
And uh, say hi to your dad for me.
I'll do.
Oh.
I saw Rainer leaving with the, um, the redhead, Paige Townsen.
I thought you should know.
- Goodnight.
- Goodnight.
- Hey.
- Hi.
Thanks.
Thanks for coming.
It's the only way I wasn't gonna cross any boundaries.
I'm glad I could help.
Well, you're right about me.
I'm shameless, you know, as a parent.
You know what, strike that, as a person.
I'm controlling, dictatorial, manipulative.
.
You're wonderful.
.
and smart.
.
and sexy as hell.
[CHUCKLES.]
Um, could you bring us a bottle of your best champagne? - What? - Well, let's celebrate.
[CHUCKLES.]
We're walking.
Good.
You got some headache meds or.
.
Um, yeah, on the, the.
.
that pots and pans area.
- Ah.
- Cabinet.
Got it.
Oh, God.
You know, I feel like that whole Cinderella thing patriarchic bull.
You know, I just don't think she accidentally left her shoes there.
I think she purposely took them off, and left them there because they were pointy, uncomfortable.
Rainer.
You okay? I just got so nauseous.
Here, take.
Now.
Thank you.
There.
I got it.
Such an intimate thing.
What? Touching a foot.
Why don't you lie down? Won't go down without a fight And tonight And tonight I'll sit - There you go.
- Thank you.
- You'll be warm enough? - Mm-hmm.
Water's right there, okay? Don't forget to drink some.
If the world falls to pieces At least I'll be with you Goodnight, Paige.
I'll let myself out.
Rainer.
Why'd I get this giant house all by myself? I really don't wanna be alone.
You're not alone.
Does that mean you're gonna stay? For you, anything.
If the world falls to pieces At least I'll be with you Thank you.
At least I'll be With you [THEME MUSIC.]