Goof Troop (1992) s02e05 Episode Script

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♪♪
AH-HYUCK.
H-H-H-HIT IT ♪
LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON ♪
YOU'RE ALWAYS NUMBER ONE ♪
YES!
BEST BUDDIES, BEST PALS ♪
YEAH ♪
YOU ALWAYS SEEM
TO WORK THINGS OUT ♪
CAN'T YOU SEE
YOU'RE TWO OF A KIND ♪
LOOKIN' FOR
A REAL GOOD TIME? ♪
WHAA-OOO-HO-HO!
A REAL GOOD TIME ♪
REPOR
TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪
AND WE'LL ALWAYS
STICK TOGETHER ♪
ALWAYS
STICK TOGETHER ♪
WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
THE BEST OF FRIENDS
FOREVER ♪
SIDE BY SIDE
WHEREVER WE GO ♪
WE'RE ALWAYS READY TO ROLL ♪
NOW GIMME A BEAT ♪
WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
AND WE ALWAYS
STICK TOGETHER ♪
GAWRSH.
WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
THE BEST OF FRIENDS
FOREVER ♪
NOW WE'RE CALLING
EVERYONE ♪
COME ALONG
AND JOIN THE FUN ♪
REPORT TO
THE GOOF TROOP ♪
LA DO BE DA BOP
LA BA DO BOP ♪
YEAH!
[ DOG BARKING ]
PISTOL:
P.J.!
DUCK!
P.J.!
COME OUT RIGHT NOW
OR I'M GONNA TELL DADDY!
SHE'S GOING INTO YOUR HOUSE!
MAYBE SHE'S GIVEN UP?
MAYBE, BUT WE'LL STAY
OUT OF SIGHT FOR A WHILE
TO MAKE SURE.
YUM
LET'S SEE, BAD NEWS,
MORE BAD NEWS,
WORSE NEWS WHAT'S THE WORLD
COMING TO?
DADDY, DADDY, DADDY,
DADDY, MAX AND P.J.
WON'T PLAY WITH ME.
OH, THAT'S GREAT, PUMPKIN.
THEY DON'T LIKE THE CIRCUS.
I LOVE THE CIRCUS.
I LOVE THE LIONESSES
AND THE MONKEY SHINES
AND ELEPHANTICALS
AND THE BEARS.
DON'T YOU JUST LOVE
THE CIRCUS, DADDY?
I JUST KNOW YOU DO.
DON'T YOU DADDY, HUH?
DON'T YOU, DON'T YOU,
HUH, HUH, DADDY?
MMM, OH, SURE, LADY BUG, SURE.
DADDY LOVES THE
WHATEVER IT IS YOU
WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT.
HURRAY!
THEN YOU CAN PLAY
WITH ME 'CAUSE YOU
LOVE THE CIRCUS TOO.
YOU CAN BE MY
PONY ACT.
YOW!
BUT PISTOL,
MY LITTLE ONION RING,
DADDY WAS TRYING
TO READ THE PAPER.
WAAAH!
YOU DON'T WANT TO
PLAY WITH ME EITHER!
OH, SHH, SHH!
NOW, NOW.
PISTOL, BABY, DADDY'S
LITTLE PETUNIA.
QUIET DOWN!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
TO THAT CHILD?
OH, WE'RE JUS
PLAYING CIRCUS.
AREN'T WE, PISTOL?
OH BOY, GIDDYUP, DADDY.
C'MON, DADDY!
[ SHOUTING ]
OH, ISN'T THAT SWEET?
NOW KEEP IT DOWN!
RIDE 'EM, DADDY,
YAHOO!
[ CRASHING ]
SOUNDS LIKE PISTOL FOUND
SOMEONE TO PLAY CIRCUS WITH.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO CALL
A DOCTOR OR A VET.
[ PETE GROANING ]
COME ON, DADDY, YOU HAVE TO
PLAY THE REST OF THE ANIMALS.
LIONS AND TEDDY BEARS AND
WAIT A SECOND,
DADDY'S LITTLE PEACH PIT.
I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.
HOW'D YOU LIKE TO GO
SEE A REAL CIRCUS?
FOR YOU BIRTHDAY.
REALLY? OH, YES, DADDY.
YES, YES, YES, YES, YES.
OH, BUT MY BIRTHDAY'S NO
FOR THREE MONTHS.
A MERE TECHNICALITY.
NOW, DADDY'S TOO BUSY
TO TAKE YOU
PETE:
P.J.!
IGNORE IT?
PETE:
P.J.!
BAD IDEA.
YES, SIR?
WELL, MY BOY, IT THOUGH
TODAY YOU'D LIKE TO TAKE
YOUR BABY SISTER
TO THE CIRCUS.
AW, BUT SIR, I WAS
I THINK THAT'S AN INSPIRED
IDEA, MR. PETE.
BUT, WE CAN'T.
WAAAH!
OH, DON'T WORRY,
PUNKY-DOODLE.
THE BOYS'LL TAKE YOU,
OR THEY'LL COLLECT THEIR
SOCIAL SECURITY
BEFORE THEY COLLEC
THEIR ALLOWANCE.
BUT THAT'S JUST IT, MR. P.
WE'RE BROKE.
YEAH, BUSTED, SQUEEZED,
EMPTIED, DRIED,
STRANGLED, STARVED,
NOTHING, NADA, ZIPPO.
OH, DON'T WORRY, BOYS.
I'LL SPRING FOR
EVERYTHING.
OH, THANK YOU, DADDY.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU,
THANK YOU, THANK YOU
[ CHOKES ]
I WANT TO SEE THE LIONS
AND THE ELEPHANTICALS
AND THE TIGRESSES.
UGH, I THINK THIS
BIG-TOPS BOTTOM IS SHOWING.
AND THE MONKEYS
AND THE HIPPOPOTOMOHORSES,
AND THE BEARS ON THE BICYCLES
AND THE LITTLE SMALL YIPPY DOGS,
AND THE CLOWN'S POCKETS,
AND I GUESS THAT'S ALL.
PLACE LOOKS CLOSED, PISTOL.
I WANNA SEE THE ANIMALS!
OKAY, OKAY, SHH, SHH, OKAY.
HELLO?
ANYBODY IN THERE?
WHAT DO YOU KIDS WANT?
AH!
TICKETS TO THE SHOW.
WE'RE CLOSED.
CLOSED?
HANG ON A SEC.
YES?
UH, WE'D LIKE TO KNOW
WHEN YOU'RE NOT CLOSED.
YOU SEE, THIS LITTLE GIRL
HERE REALLY LOVES--
THERE IS NO NOT CLOSED.
WE ARE ALWAYS TO BE CLOSED
FROM THIS MOMENT ON.
GOT IT?
- GOT IT.
- GOOD!
HEY, HEY YOU, UGLY MAN
WITH THE HAIRY NOSE!
AND WHAT DO YOU WANT,
YOU NASTY LITTLE
BED BUG OF A GIRL?
I WANT TO SEE
THE ANIMALS.
NOW, IF YOU'RE NOT OUT OF
HERE IN 10 SECONDS,
I'M GOING TO SIC GIBLE
THE CLOWN ON YOU.
GIBLET THE CLOWN?
BIG RED NOSES AND PANEL FEE
DO NOT USUALLY STRIKE TERROR
INTO MY HEART.
YOUR TEN SECONDS ARE UP.
BUT I'M OPEN-MINDED.
YOU TWO BETTER GET GOING
WHILE THE GET GONE IS GOOD.
PISTOL!
WHERE'S PISTOL!
I DON'T NEED A PISTOL
TO HANDLE YOU TWO.
NO, MAN, IT'S
MY LITTLE SISTER.
NOW, GET OFF MY FOOT,
AND SCRAM!
OOPS!
OH, THESE STUPID SHOES.
UH, WHAT ABOU
HER ROYAL WEIRDNESS?
I THINK WE BETTER FIND HER
BEFORE CHUCKLES HERE
FEEDS HER TO THE LIONS.
SO WHERE ARE ALL
THE ANIMALS?
[ MONKEY SCREECHING ]
WHAT?
HI, MONKEY.
NO WONDER THERE'S NO CIRCUS,
THEY GOT YOU ALL LOCKED UP.
[ SCREECHING ]
LET YOU OUT?
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!
OKAY, GUYS, COME ON OUT.
[ SCREECHING ]
KITTY! I JUST LOVE KITTIES!
[ ELEPHANT BLARING ]
AND AN ELEPHANTICAL.
[ PISTOL GASPS ]
AND A TEDDY BEAR.
[ SEAL BARKS ]
AND A WET, SHINY
PUPPY THING.
WITH FISH BREATH, BLEGH.
WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?
LET'S PLAY CIRCUS!
PISTOL'S NO
IN HERE, MAX.
SHH.
NO, NO, NO.
I WON'T SELL YOU THE ANIMALS
UNLESS YOU BUY THE RES
OF THE CIRCUS AS WELL.
I WANT OUT OF
THIS SILLY BUSINESS.
JUST LOOK AT THE CLOTHES
WE HAVE TO WEAR.
IT'S DEMEANING, ISN'T IT,
GIBLET?
- WELL
- SHUT UP, GIBLET!
SHE'S NOT HERE.
LET'S CHECK THE TENT.
[ LIGHTS CLANG ON ]
AND NOW FOR PISTOL'S
CIRCUS OF THE ANIMALS.
ANNIE THE PEANUT SHOOTING
ELEPHANTICAL!
[ MONKEY SCREECHING ]
AND NOW FOR BORIS AND
HIS REAL HIGH ROLLER SKATING.
[ HOWLS ]
ANNIE, DON'T BE SELFISH.
LET GO OF BORIS'SES WIRE!
[ HOWLS ]
OOPS!
PISTOL, WE GOTTA GE
OUT OF HERE.
WHY? WE'RE HAVING FUN!
THAT'S WHY!
WHAT DO YOU MALEVOLEN
LITTLE MUNCHKINS THINK
YOU ARE DOING?
WE'RE HAVING A CIRCUS!
WHO TOLD YOU TO
SET THOSE ANIMALS FREE?
THEY TOLD ME TO.
THEY DON'T LIKE
THAT ICKY OLD CAGE.
DID YOU HEAR HER, GIBLET?
THE ANIMALS TOLD HER
TO LET THEM OUT,
BECAUSE THE PEWLING
LITTLE DARLINGS DON'
LIKE MY ICKY CAGE.
GET THOSE ANIMALS
BACK INTO THAT CAGE
RIGHT NOW!
[ HONKS HORN ]
ELEPHANT, SEAL,
MONKEY, LION.
OKAY, WHERE'S THE BEAR?
I WANT THAT BEAR HERE
AND I WANT HIM HERE NOW.
I THINK THAT CLOWN'S WISH
IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
[ WHISTLING AIR ]
OOH!
HELP! WHO TURNED OU
THE LIGHTS?
WHERE'S THE EXIT?
HELP!
STAND UP LIKE A MAN!
YOU'RE NOT GONNA PUT MY
FRIENDS BACK IN THAT OLD CAGE.
OH, AND WHAT'S TO STOP ME,
YOU INSIGNIFICANT WEED
OF A CHILD?
OW! OOH! EEH!
[ GROANING ]
I HATE THIS!
LET ME OUT!
GET THOSE TROUBLEMAKERS
INTO THAT CAGE.
UH, I SUPPOSE IT'S
TOO LATE TO NEGOTIATE?
THE ONLY THING
TO DO IS
RUN!
[ LION ROARS, ELEPHANT BLARES ]
YOU LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE,
YOU MEAN OLD
MEANIE!
NOT SO FAST, SPUNKY.
WHY DON'T YOU MAKE
YOURSELF COMFORTABLE
AND WATCH WHAT HAPPENS
TO YOUR FRIENDS?
[ CACKLES ]
YOW!
IF I WEREN'T A GROWN MAN,
AND A GENTLEMAN TO THE CORE,
I'D TELL YOUR MOMMY
ON YOU.
WHAT THE?
OOH!
[ BLOWS RASPBERRY ]
ALL RIGHT, TARZAN,
YOU WANT TO PLAY?
LET'S PLAY.
UH-OH.
[ SCREAMS ]
COME BACK HERE,
KING KONG!
[ SNICKERS ]
HUH?
HA!
GOT YOU, BANANA-BREATH!
[ GIGGLES ]
OOPSIE-DAISY.
[ ROARS ]
IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME
FOR A MOMENT,
I HAVE TO GO FIND A
LARGER NET.
COME ON, MAX, WE GOT TO
GO FIND MY SISTER AND SPLIT.
[ ELEPHANT BLARES ]
[ CHUCKLES ]
BLOW YOUR NOSE
ALL YOU WANT, ANNIE.
I GOT YOU!
[ ELEPHANT BLARES ]
COME ON, ANNIE.
LET'S GET SOME PEANUTS!
[ ELEPHANT BLARES ]
WE CLOWNS AREN'
AS DUMB AS WE LOOK.
NO, YOU'RE EVEN DUMBER.
HAUL BUNS, PETESTER!
[ PISTOL LAUGHING ]
FASTER, FASTER!
SO, SO, IF WE POOLED OUR
ALLOWANCES AND WORKED
AFTER SCHOOL ON WEEKENDS
FOR A COUPLE OF CENTURIES
I DON'T WANT YOUR MONEY.
I JUST WANT THE THREE OF YOU
OUT OF MY LIFE.
YOU'RE JUST A MEAN OLD--
HEH, HEH. CUTE, HUH?
UH, SHE SAID SHE'S
SORRY ABOUT YOUR CIRCUS.
WELL, I'M SORRY, TOO,
BUT FOR THE PRICE I'M GETTING
FOR YOUR FRIENDS,
I CAN RETIRE IN STYLE.
AT LEAST AS PUPPY CHOW,
THEY'LL BE GOOD FOR SOMETHING.
PUPPY CHOW?
YOU THINK HE MEANS IT?
I THINK THIS GUY'D SELL
HIS OWN MOTHER IF HE COULD
FIND A MARKET FOR GORILLAS.
SO YOU BOYS TALK THA
SAWED-OFF LITTLE HARPY AND
WHERE DID SHE--
FIND HER! SOMEBODY
FIND HER BEFORE--
HERE I AM!
GOODBYE, GOODBYE.
GOOD RIDDANCE.
AH, YES, GIBLET.
NOW THAT THOSE
CHILDREN ARE GONE,
NOTHING CAN POSSIBLE
GO WRONG.
OOH.
NOBODY AROUND?
GREAT.
OKAY GUYS, IT'S SNACK TIME.
[ EXCITED ANIMAL NOISES ]
OH BOY!
HERE'S A NICE BIRDY
FOR THE KITTY.
AND A STEAK FOR BORIS.
AND PROTEIN FOR
THE PUPPY THING.
[ BARKS ]
[ DOG BARKING ]
UH-OH, TROUBLE.
[ SHRIEKS ]
[ WHINES ]
[ MUFFLED BARKING ]
LET'S FINISH EATING
IN MY ROOM.
HEY, WHAT'S ALL THE NOISE
YOU FLEA-BITTEN TIRE-BITER?
WHAT THE?
[ MUFFLED BARKING ]
I'LL MURDER THAT MUTT!
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
A WATCH DOG, NOT A CHOW HOUND.
THAT REMINDS ME.
I'D BETTER MAKE SURE
MY LITTLE RUG RATS ARE
BEDDED DOWN.
NIGHT, SON.
SLEEP TIGHT.
IF THE BED BUGS BITE
HIT 'EM WITH A HAMMER.
[ LAUGHS ]
HEH-HEH.
NIGHT, SIR.
[ CRUNCH ]
HUH? WHAT?
PEANUT SHELLS?
PISTOL?
AND SO THE ICKY OLD RINGMASTER
RAN AWAY SCREAMING
AND WAS NEVER SEEN AGAIN.
AND THE PRINCESS
AND ALL THE AMINALS
LIVED HAPPILY EVERY AFTER.
[ HAPPY ANIMAL NOISES ]
PISTOLKINS, ARE YOU
SLEEPYPOO?
IT'S DADDY!
BABY CAKES?
HI, DADDY.
NIGHTY-NIGHT, MONKEY FACE.
SAY, THAT KINDA TICKLED.
HA-HA! I THINK ONE OF
US NEEDS A SHAVE, DADDY.
HMM, YEAH.
ONE OF US.
[ MONKEY CHITTERS ]
UH I HAD TO
BLOW MY NOSE.
OH.
HMM.
I MUST BE SLEEPIER
THAN I THOUGHT.
[ MUTTERING ]
GIBLET:
BOSS, EVEN IF SHE HAS
THE ANIMALS,
HOW ARE WE EVER
GONNA FIND HER?
WE'LL FIND HER.
A CHILD THAT OBNOXIOUS
IS IMPOSSIBLE TO
KEEP SECRET FOR LONG.
PISTOL:
NOW, IF YOU ALL
STAND VERY STILL,
THIS IS THE BEST TIME
TO GET A "YES, YES, YES!"
FROM DADDY.
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
DADDY, DADDY, DADDY,
NUM, NUM, NUM.
DADDY, DADDY,
DADDY, DADDY.
[ PETE MUTTERING ]
DADDY, DADDY, DADDY!
[ BARKS ]
THAT'S A GOOD DOG.
NICE DOGGY.
THEY FOLLOWED ME HOME
FROM THE CIRCUS.
CAN I KEEP 'EM, HUH?
CAN I, CAN I, CAN I?
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, DADDY,
OH, PLEASE.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF THEM,
I'LL LOVE THEM,
AND I'LL FEED 'EM.
WELL, HE DIDN'T SAY NO.
PETE:
CIRCUS ANIMALS?!
PISTOL, WHAT WHERE
OH, DADDY, I'M SO GLAD
YOU DIDN'T SAY NO!
YOU'LL LOVE THEM, DADDY.
THEY CAN DO ALL
SORTS OF THINGS
LIKE CLEAN THE POOL AND KEEP
AWAY THE BURGLARS.
- OH, BUT, PISTOL HONEYBUN.
- VERY, VERY ENTERTAINING
AND TAKE CARE OF ME
WHEN YOU AND MOMMY GO OUT.
YOU JUST CAN'
HAVE 'EM.
- [ MOTOR APPROACHING ]
- WHY NOT?
BECAUSE THEY BELONG TO ME,
THAT'S WHY NOT!
BUT HE'S GONNA MAKE THEM
IN TO PUPPY CHOW!
- EW!
- EW!
OH, BUT THEY BELONG
TO HIM, SWEET CHEEKS.
HE CAN DO WHAT HE WANTS.
BUT, BUT, BUT, BU
THEY'RE MY FRIENDS!
[ CRYING ]
GET THE TRUCK STARTED.
GOODBYE, I'LL NEVER
FORGET YOU.
WHOA!
HEY, STOP, RUNAWAY TRUCK!
NO DRIVER!
HYUCK, HI-YA, PETE!
WHAT'S GOING ON?
FOLLOW THAT TRUCK!
THAT'S MY BABY,
I'LL GIVE THE ORDERS, SEE?
FOLLOW THAT TRUCK!
OH, BOY, JUST LIKE THE MOVIES!
WHOA!
FASTER, GOOF!
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
[ HONKING ]
SHE'S A-HEADING FOR THE RIVER!
[ SCREAMING ]
[ TIRES SQUEALING ]
[ SPLASH ]
[ GOOFY SHOUTING ]
MY BABY!
OH, NO!
[ PETE SOBS ]
MY LITTLE SWEET PATOOTY.
GONE!
HUH?
PISTOL?
BABY?
[ SNIFFING ]
[ BARKS ]
YAY!
[ LAUGHING ]
LET'S DO IT AGAIN!
AT LEAST MY PUPPY
CHOW IS SAFE!
YOU'RE NOT GONNA TURN
THE ANIMALS
THAT SAVED MY DAUGHTER
INTO DOG FOOD, SEE!
THEY'RE MY ANIMALS NOW!
SO GET IN THAT MOBILE
CAGE OF YOURS,
AND GET THAT TRUCK
OUT OF HERE!
BUT OUR TRUCK
IS DOWN THERE.
I KNOW.
[ SHOUTING ]
OH, DADDY'S LITTLE
CORN FRITTER.
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO
WITH ALL THESE ANIMALS, MR. P?
[ LAUGHS ]
WOO! WEE!
WOOPIE!
[ MONKEY SCREECHES ]
[ ELEPHANT BLARES ]
[ SEAL BARKS ]
BOY, I GOT TO HAND I
TO YOU, DAD.
YOU REALLY CAME THROUGH.
YEAH, I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL
PISTOL'S NEXT BIRTHDAY.
BECAUSE OF WHY?
OH, 'CAUSE PISTOL WANTS TO GO
TO SEE-MORE SEAQUARIUM.
[ GROANS ]
YEAH.