How to Sell Drugs Online: Fast (2019) s02e05 Episode Script

1
[rock music plays]
[Jens] Come on, let's wait and see.
I'm sure nothing bad has happened to Susi.
- [voicemail message plays]
- [Jens] It's not easy right now,
but maybe we could just
try and be a normal family again.
Moritz, put your phone down for a second
and say something nice to your sister.
I read that when dogs are old or ill
they go back into the wild
if they think they're dying.
- Huh?
- Huh?
Uh, or was it cats.
- Moritz
- Yeah, cats.
[sighs] Well for the meantime, go and have
a nice day at school with your friends,
and afterwards
we can check the shelter again.
[Jens] And Moritz, I'm sure that by then,
things with Lisa will have worked out too.
We'll figure this out, okay?
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[upbeat music plays]
- [mellow electro music plays]
- [students chatter]
[school bell chimes]
Gerda?
Have you seen Lisa?
I've been trying to reach her but I
Where were you last night?
Come on. What happened?
- There was a bit of an incident.
- An incident? Fortnite? Netflix? Pornhub?
Daniel, I'll explain, but now I
What you have to do now
is help me with this fucking exam.
Sit in front of me so I can see what
you're writing and copy. Come on!
Off we go.
Ah, my favourite hominids.
[Mr. Kowinski] Are we all here, then?
No, Lisa Novak is missing, I see.
All the catecholamine in the air
tells me you're really looking forward
to this exam.
Right then: I'll swap questions
for your mobile phones.
GOOD LUCK
Daniel! Hello.
[chuckles]
Did your father tell you
about our phone call yesterday?
We need a victory today,
or you'll be facing relegation.
He's a great guy, your father.
I mean, as a person and as a player.
Danielinho!
Moritz! You're not looking too good.
Hang on a moment. Are you stressed?
Hm. I'm guessing high cortisol levels.
Moritz, you've got this.
You're good at biology.
So, come on. Get your 1.4 litres
of grey matter into gear.
Although women only have 1.2 litres.
Uh, not that it makes a difference.
In intelligence.
Small brains are also good.
More cross-links.
That there's, uh thicker cortex.
[sighs] Right, Lisa? Grade A brains.
Huh? [chuckles]
Small brains can do
anything big brains can do.
- [Mr. Kowinski] Nowadays.
- Lisa!
[Mr. Kowinski] So! Get started.
[rock music plays]
[phone vibrates]
[sighs] Moritz?
[rock music resumes]
[moans]
LESS STRONGLY REPOLARISED
Come on! Give it a rest.
[rock music resumes]
[groans]
[Lisa] I've finished.
Thank you. You all know what that means.
From now on, no more toilet breaks.
[all groan]
[door closes]
Sorry.
- You're finished, too?
- Yeah.
[Mr. Kowinski] Our dream team.
You really don't look well.
Too much cortisol.
What's the matter with you?
- Are you talking about last night?
- About the last few months.
- [sighs]
- Okay.
Then I guess I'll tell you how I think
your little start-up is making its money.
It's your choice.
[taps glass]
May I have your attention, please?
What the fuck are you doing?
You obviously know.
- But I want to hear it from you.
- What is it you want to hear? Hm?
That I'm an international
online drug lord, or what?
- You're a what?!
- What?
[laughing] No!
[laughing] Of course not!
Relax. You're pretty easy to fool
considering how many lies you tell.
And I don't think drug lords
call themselves drug lords.
That just sounds weird.
So is that why you broke up with me?
I would have been fine,
if you'd told me the truth.
I just want to know why.
- Why?
- Yeah.
Because you came back from America
and suddenly knew
exactly who you wanted to be.
And who you wanted your boyfriend to be.
I should have been pissed off with you.
How long have we known each other?
We were inseparable for so long.
You go away for a year and suddenly
you're sick of your loser boyfriend.
I should have hated you.
But instead,
I tried to be the person you wanted.
Maybe now I am that person.
[clapping]
Shut the fuck up, Timo!
Actually, I should be thanking you.
Thanks, Lisa,
for breaking up with me, yeah?
I've always been looking for something
I can be better at than everybody else.
And thanks to you, I finally found it.
Drug dealing?
MyDrugs is a successful start-up.
Huh? My successful start-up.
People work for me.
And they enjoy it. The internet loves me.
Who cares what we're selling?
Exactly! You've finally found
something you're the best at,
but that thing is not MyDrugs, Moritz.
[sighs] You are too smart and too talented
to throw your life away
for something this stupid.
You could easily finish school
and then have a real start-up.
One you can be proud of.
One which you can be honest about
with your parents and girlfriend.
A start-up that won't get you hunted down
by the fucking police or drug squad!
Go home, shut it down,
and get your life under control.
Or else what?
Or else what?!
Or else you'll go to prison, Moritz!
So you'd hand me in, yeah?
[phone vibrates]
- [suspenseful music plays]
- Shit.
Sorry!
So, I have two slices
of black forest gateau left,
and one more
slip of cheesecake in the freezer.
- [Jens] I, uh
- [Moritz pants]
Moritz! You're back early.
Shouldn't you be in your biology exam?
Yes, but It was really easy,
I finished early.
Oh! And I think I might have
a few profiteroles left over
from New Year's Eve.
- Those things last for absolutely ages.
- Mm.
You look a bit stressed, Moritz.
Are you okay?
Yes. Should we continue
our meeting elsewhere?
Yeah, the boys have
a proper office in the garage now,
the whole shebang.
- [gulps]
- Moritz, what a great father you have.
Let me show you to the office. Shall we?
- Let's do it! [laughs]
- [Marlene] Okay!
[tense music plays]
Dad, please.
Or you guys can go and do that,
and I'll just stay here
and clear everything up.
- [Marlene] Yeah, great.
- Moritz!
Those two are really impressive!
The best thing for you now is
to focus 110% on your business.
Uh, and your studies, as well.
Okay. Alright.
The very best distraction you can find
is working.
It'll stop you touching any more drugs.
A fresh start.
Okay?
Okay.
- [clattering]
- Sorry, we had a minor incident.
What's going on with you guys?
You're not delivering on time,
customers are complaining.
We're even seeing the first copycats.
- [tense music plays]
- [scoffing] YourDrugs?
What kind of pathetic name is that?
I mean, that's not serious competition.
[laughing] And where did they get
that logo? WordArt?
[Beeke] You know, Moritz
We really expected more from you.
MyDrugs has
Oh
[Marlene] MyDrugs has so much potential,
it would be a shame not to use it.
Absolutely.
But I think we've built a really
profitable and scalable business model.
And what if, from now on,
we started taking care
of the shipping side of things?
Well, that would definitely save us
time and transportation costs.
However, that sort of drop shipping system
isn't great for customer support.
We would give you
your own MyDrugs office in Rotterdam.
And as many employees as you want.
[Marlene] How does that sound to you?
Your first, real, very own office.
[upbeat cheerful music plays]
[laughter]
[whistling, cheering]
Well, it sounds great.
But we would still have to do part of
the work from a remote office in Rinseln.
Because of school, if nothing else.
I'd like to talk it over
with Lenny and Daniel first.
I think that's something
we need to talk about, Moritz.
You are the CEO of MyDrugs.
It's your company,
your vision that has made
the business a success.
But Lenny and Daniel
If you want to maintain your position
as market leader with MyDrugs,
you need employees
that are 100% committed.
Well, I mean, I They are
Uh, pretty committed.
I don't think they are as devoted to
MyDrugs as you are, am I right?
Well They
- I don't know. But
- It's the most normal thing in the world
that not all the founding members
stay until the end.
- It's part of the game.
- Or do you know Pete Best?
Founding member of The Beatles.
Ah I'm not sure I would have known
the other members either. [chuckles]
Obviously, John Lennon and
so on.
It's your choice, Moritz.
[Marlene] Do you want to stay
in Rinseln with your friends?
Or do you want to come to Rotterdam
and finally be the CEO that you
always wanted to be?
If you don't, I'm afraid
we'll have to end our partnership
and find ourselves a new
Wunderkind, or something.
What's "wunderkind" in English?
Wunderkind.
[in unison] Ah yeah.
Could I have some time
to think it all through?
You have half an hour to decide.
Hm?
You have three days.
- Okay?
- [exhales]
[Moritz] The Beatles.
That's John Lennon, Paul McCartney,
George Harrison and Ringo Starr.
Steve Jobs once said they were
the model for his business structure.
Four guys who balance out
each other's weaknesses
and together, are much greater
than the sum of their parts.
In business, great things aren't achieved
by individuals, they're achieved by teams.
[engine revs]
[pop music plays softly]
[door closes]
[footsteps approach]
Hey.
Seen this?
No, I'm reading.
You're on your mobile phone.
Mm. You can read on your phone.
What are you reading?
What is it?
Your Bonus Life
is doing really well.
Here.
Mike Wheeler, €36.
- Max Bauer, €50. Walter White, €22
- Walter White?!
Mum, isn't that a bit indiscreet?
People's names are on here.
Yes, but they're your bank statements,
and I'm your mother.
And your bank. [laughs]
Well, who would have thought that
you'd be earning your own money?
Certainly not your father.
- [Moritz] Hm?
- Shouldn't we have cleaned up?
Customers come first.
We have a reputation to lose.
Think of the Galaxy S4.
That would explode while charging.
We're just late with delivery.
Lenny, one shitstorm and it's over.
You've read the negative comments.
We have to take them seriously.
So, look at this.
What the fuck?
[Moritz] There's just one thing coders
like Lenny hate more than sloppy code.
[dramatic music plays]
[Moritz] Stolen code.
There are people out there who've
made a fortune by copying others.
These gentlemen copied eBay in 1999,
and just 100 days later,
sold it to the highest bidder
for 50 million.
- once, going twice
- [Moritz] And the highest bidder was?
Yep. eBay.
The trick worked so well,
they did the same thing again in 2010.
This time with a Groupon clone
called MyCityDeal.
Groupon paid 170 million euros for it.
From an economic perspective,
a clever business model.
And sometimes,
the copycat is even more successful.
When Lenny found out that
Instagram had added a story function
to push Snapchat out of the market, he
[shouts]
[Moritz] He believes
coding is an art form,
and that it's not the loudest coder
who should win,
but the one who had the idea. Fair enough.
America thinks
Henry Ford invented the car.
- That's bullshit!
- [gasps]
[Moritz] But he might be
a little oversensitive about it.
It's buggy, it's bloated,
it's full of anti-patterns.
And this shit logo looks like WordArt.
- That's exactly what I said.
- Who to?
To me.
Earlier.
I don't think they're a serious threat.
They even stole
our fucking comment function, those
Hey! Lenny.
As long as MyDrugs exists,
people won't go to the competition.
We just have to get
our problems under control.
[phone chimes]
Oh, fuck.
Can you finish these orders?
I have to take Buba's 50,000
to the Albanians.
[Lenny] What about Dan?
Should we text him?
I don't know.
Maybe he really does want out.
Can't be.
It's just starting to work, with the cash.
[Lenny] He's probably annoyed that,
thanks to you, he won't pass his exams.
He could have asked me sooner.
Hey, how is it going with you and Kira?
I mean You probably don't have time
for a real relationship, what with
MyDrugs and that.
If this gets me an extra life,
I'll have more time than I thought.
[Lenny] He's doing it.
Dr. Jefferson's accepted me
for the cell therapy programme.
Well, assuming I pay
that greedy doctor a ton of cash.
I mean, I'll probably go to hell for it,
but not for another 20 years.
[Lenny] Plenty of time to be
a pain in the arse for you and Kira.
Ah
[door closes]
Uh
- Holy shit, I love this site!
- No better place to order online.
MyDrugs forever!
Guys, I sincerely love you.
Your MDMA is life!
You'll never go anywhere else.
Fucking scam. Where's my shit?
I'll find you and kill you!
You'd better be in jail, m1000.
Fuck MyDrugs!
[rhythmic music plays]
SUSI IS MISSING!
[fast-paced electro music plays]
- I'd like to take some cash out.
- Yeah.
- How much?
- Fifty thousand.
How much?
Thanks.
[Kira] Well?
- [Lenny] A longboard? Really?
- [groans]
[whirring]
[smooches]
Three, two, one!
[quiet whirring]
[electro music resumes]
Hello.
Fifty thousand.
[engine revs]
Enjoy it!
[neighing]
Oh, how nice.
Here, 50,000. It's all there.
You can go ahead and count it.
We trust you, lad,
and we know where you live.
Freshly shot in the sty.
But soon, we'll go hunting again.
A hunt really brings people together.
And it clears the head.
Next time, you should come.
Then we'll catch a boar.
No, I'm fine.
Take a seat.
The pig needs another few hours.
You don't look well.
[Doro] Where are your two friends?
Is everything okay?
Yeah, they were busy.
We're in business together.
And that means you're part of the family.
And family members are always
- Related?
- Honest!
Related
None of us are related to each other.
And so, how are you and your friends?
Well, we're
Moritz, look at me.
[Doro] You have to
look after your friends.
Your real friends,
not the ones you have on the internet.
Nowadays, everyone talks about
how many friends they have.
It's a nonsense.
[Doro] Would you actually pour
your heart out to any of them, hm?
There's nothing worse than loneliness.
But family? They stick around.
[Doro] Whatever the problem.
Abnor.
He He had a twin brother.
[calling] Abnor!
- Not so fast. Nice and calm.
- [Doro] Come here!
[Doro] What was your brother's name?
[Abnor] Enes.
His name Enes.
What happened to Enes?
He died before we were born.
I'm sorry.
I carry him with me always.
In your heart?
No. On my belly.
The doctors wanted to cut Enes away,
but we belong together.
You don't abandon your brother.
Say hello to Enes.
Go on, touch him.
Huh?
Hi, Enes
Blurgh! That's disgusting!
[all laugh]
[Abnor growls]
[man] It shouldn't be a problem,
but, well
So we may be able to
run the numbers differently?
- Leave it to me.
- Good.
Is this car yours too?
[Dan] It's mine.
- Are you selling drugs at school again?
- [Dan laughs] What? No!
No, Bonus Life is doing really well.
It's my start-up.
We provide nutritional supplements
designed for gamers.
- [Dan] Vitamins
- Enough, doctor. Leave him alone.
- I'll be in touch as soon as I
- I've always wanted one just like this.
Good idea with the gaming, by the way.
My son plays Fortnite night after night
and I can't even get him to eat an apple,
let alone a tangerine.
But at least I can do this.
[laughs]
Hm.
I really have to go now.
I'll send you an email.
And keep your eye on the ball,
Mr. Highflier.
Take a leaf out of his book.
That's how you deal with your son.
Instead of treating him
like an idiot for 18 years.
- Who was that? He's nice.
- [door shuts]
[lock bleeps]
Who was that, I said.
Bankruptcy consultant.
I beg your pardon?
A fucking bankruptcy consultant!
Does Mum know yet?
Of course not.
I I'm not stupid.
But you've always said
things were going well.
They were!
Then you make a few bad decisions
and suddenly
It's all gone to shit.
[soft electro music plays]
Before I let him have my Cayenne
I'll wrap it round a bloody tree.
[sniffles]
- [Doro] Rock, paper, scissors.
- Doro doesn't look Albanian.
- Rock, paper, scissors.
- What, are you a racist?
What? No!
Didn't mean that.
Nobody here is Albanian.
No one is Albanian.
Do I look Albanian?
Or sound like an Albanian?
[Doro] Rock, paper, scissors.
You do it
just because Albanians seem
more dangerous than Germans?
And again, racist.
Doro's ex was an Albanian.
And did he start this off?
No, he worked for Siemens.
But in Germany, if you want to sell coke
or something like that,
it helps to be Albanian.
Isn't that racist?
No, that's just a fact.
You're one of us now.
Here.
[Doro] I don't care.
If you ever need anything,
let us know. Anything.
Anything?
[horse neighs]
Anything.
Cool.
Here.
I just hold down "one"?
Yeah, exactly.
[cheerful music plays]
They say it's lonely at the top ♪
I'd say it's part of the job ♪
Everyone knows my name, and ♪
They think I love the fame, but ♪
Oh, it's hard to be me ♪
But I'll be till the end ♪
Oh, it's so hard, believe me ♪
I'd scowl at my friends ♪
[phone rings]
There is actually something
you could do for me, I think.
- [panting]
- [cheerful music continues]
[gasping]
You should be able to
maintain conversation when you run.
You shouldn't go any faster than that.
What do you want from me?
Is this about Gülsha?
Look, it's over.
I said to her, "Gülsha,
we really have to stop sleeping t
Texting.
Yes, I know that you're already 19,
but I'm your teacher, and"
This isn't about Gülsha.
But it sounds like
you made the right decision.
We have to ask a small favour.
[upbeat electro music plays]
Moritz.
Really good. And you have
more colour in your cheeks.
Daniel. There you go.
I'm sure your father will be pleased.
You did well.
EXAM EVALUATION SHEE
B+
[phone vibrates]
[Moritz] "Don't be evil."
That was Google's motto.
Simple, really. Whatever you do,
don't do anything evil.
In 2018, however, Google changed its motto
to "Do the right thing".
Doesn't that sound nice?
Until you stop to think about it
for a few seconds.
Right for who?
Google's users? Advertisers?
Those who need
artificial intelligence for drone warfare?
[Moritz] In the end, what's "right"
is in the eye of the beholder.
[machine whirs]
I have something for you.
What is it, huh? Kowinski's head?
[laughs]
- Awesome.
- Amazing!
They're really good.
I'VE NEVER BEEN ON MYDRUGS.TO
Yeah, it's a perfect fit, right?
Is that an Apple Watch?
Uh, yeah, I just got it.
Okay. And what's next?
- A cool car, or
- [scoffs] No.
Actually, at MyDrugs we wear Pebbles.
Right Moritz? Tell him
what you think of Apple Watches.
I wanted to talk about something else.
I want to be honest with you.
Because we're sort of like family.
A business family.
And family members, we are
[in unison] Honest.
Yeah.
The Dutch were here.
Here in this garage? When?
- Two days ago.
- What did they want?
They want to move MyDrugs
to Rotterdam permanently.
With real offices, you know?
So that we can expand.
- What about school?
- How's that meant to work?
Well, they were mainly talking about me.
- [Moritz] Actually, only me.
- What about us?
- They want to get rid of you.
- Get rid of us how?
[Lenny and Dan talk over each other]
Okay, just stop!
I'll tell them no.
MyDrugs is our company.
- They can't do anything.
- They can murder us.
What about the 15 million we were making?
- That was the deal!
- They don't give a shit about the deal!
There was no deal.
[soft music plays]
We could've got out at any time.
[Moritz] It would've been totally fine.
I just made up that they would kill us.
[Moritz] Everything was going so well then
but you wanted to stop.
I thought we should
just keep going for a while longer.
Lenny, you said yourself
that you need the cash.
Think how much money we have in the bank.
Dan, it's going really well
for us right now.
Get out, man.
I'm sorry.
I told you to get out.
But this is my garage.
This is our head office.
Hey, Dan! Wait! Hey!
[grunts]
- [Moritz groans]
- [Lenny] Moritz?
That's it. I don't want to see you again.
You are no longer a part of this company.
- [tense music echoes]
- [breathes shakily]
- [laughter echoes]
- [Moritz] It's an emergency.
[shot fires]
- We're a team, okay?
- I'm here today to discuss our future.
- They said that?
- Word for word.
- [Moritz] You told her?
- I thought we were friends!
[yells]
[echoing fades]
[breathes heavily]
["The Mover" by
Catnapp x Modeselektor plays]
[phone rings]
[music continues]
[Ilir] Don't hold back.
Better blast him before he gets you.
[airhorn sounds]
[man] Okay guys. Let's go.
[dogs bark]
If you don't stop‚ then ♪
I won't stop this ♪
[music fades]
[rustling, wind whistles]
[animal grunts, snuffles]
- [snuffling, running]
- [Moritz gasps]
[animal grunts]
[grunting, thrashing]
[Moritz whimpers]
[Moritz grunts]
[whimpers]
[grunting, running]
[running stops, animal whines]
[ominous music plays]
[Susi whimpers]
Susi?
[Moritz moans]
[Moritz whimpers]
[Susi whines]
No.
["The Mover" by
Catnapp x Modeselektor plays]
You just couldn't let it be ♪
I close it, I bury the key ♪
If you can't trust yourself ♪
How would you ever trust me? ♪
[electro music continues]
If you don't stop‚ then ♪
I won't stop this ♪
[Moritz] I made up the bit about my hair.
Although the rest of it all happened.
["The Mover" by
Catnapp x Modeselektor plays]