How to Survive Being Single (2020) s02e05 Episode Script

SACRED SISTERS SCHOOL
HOW TO SURVIVE BEING SINGLE
This bathroom is so remote.
You girl know it was here?
It's like in Harry Potter Two.
-Where there's a dead girl?
-Exactly.
It's a secret that's
been passed down
from generation to the next
in this Catholic school.
-Really?
-Yes.
Like a secret society?
Yes.
I wanted to have my
"Dead Poets Society" moment.
What's that?
I wanted to start a tradition,
but whatever.
So? Fem Power Group, or what?
Yes!
You will have the unique
and incomparable opportunity
to meet the ancient Kraken.
The Kraken is a symbol of our identity.
Disruptive, rebellious,
wild and ferocious.
Here it is.
Your friend the octopus.
The Kraken!
I thought this was only a legend.
-No. It was me.
-Did you draw it, miss?
Call me by my name. I'll take points off.
Yes, I drew it.
Mafer only knows how to draw eyes.
With the Kraken as our witness,
the students of 5B promise
to look after and help each other
and any other woman who needs it,
today and always
guaranteeing our right to rebellion.
This sisterhood agreement is unbreakable
and will be passed down
through generations
for centuries to come. So be it.
Welcome to
the Order of the Kraken.
Thank you all for coming.
I know we're tired.
So, people, thank you
for being a part of this adventure.
Vadhir, we had the best cast
in our best dreams!
Thank you so much!
Get ready for the premiere!
Congratulations.
Ifi, the coolest wardrobe
in all of Mexico!
Jime, you made the best set ever.
Kimba, Leono, Nec.
You're the best stagehands.
I love you.
Bobo, Badú. I'm such a fan!
Gonzo, you refused to invest. Any regrets?
Sorry, I fucked up.
Good. But I can pay you the rent now.
Rodrigo!
-You!
-You.
-No, you!
-You.
But a very special thank you
to Natalia.
My partner, my friend,
none of this would have existed
without you.
So, congratulations.
Cheers, and enjoy! Have a good time!
You did a great job!
One was upside down.
I could see her tasty ass.
I told her, "small? It's huge!"
No way, brother!
We should hang out together.
Why didn't Sebas bring you?
We had such a blast
before, during and after the orgy.
Why are you so selfish?
Want a shot?
-Yes.
-Let's go.
-What are your fetishes?
-I like everything.
-I'll try it all.
-Truly?
There's nothing nicer
than an orgasm with a baby cow.
I mean, even better, a sea cow.
I identify as a wild ferret.
Give me your number.
So you went to an orgy, huh?
I didn't know.
Yeah, neither did I.
One thing led to another
You know Vadhir.
Shut up! I mean
Have you ever done anything like that?
No, never.
Do you recommend it?
I don't know.
I think I'm more of a one-woman man.
Yeah.
-Yeah.
-Who are you bringing tomorrow?
I was thinking
Fish because he's always been
my date for that kind of event.
-Fish?
-Yes.
We're not ready.
I don't know if we'll open.
-Yeah.
-And you?
I don't know.
I was thinking of asking my ex.
He hassled me
about missing the screening.
But I don't know.
Should I ask him?
-Yeah, go ahead.
-Yeah?
Why not?
He may enjoy it if he's into this.
Yes?
Sebi! Can you come here for a second?
What do you think you're doing?
-What?
-You practically humped her
-before the debut. That's bad business!
-Look
-Come on
-There's nothing here.
Holy shit
-You okay, my wolf.
-I'm excellent.
I can't feel it.
-Everything okay?
-Perfect.
Girls! Calm down!
What's wrong?
What is it?
We got busted! It's your fault!
Hide!
What's going on here?
Come out, ladies. I've already seen you.
I'm calling the Mother Superior!
-No, please don't!
-What do you mean?
You're all getting expelled.
I know who you are.
-The girls will be band,
-No, please!
you, Miss Fabi, can go to jail.
-No, please don't.
-No!
It's not Miss Fabiana's fault.
-We brought her.
-She didn't want to.
We're just drinking soda.
-Please!
-Who else wants to speak?
You, you or you?
Look at her frightened face!
-Miss Fabi, you're really mean.
-It was a joke.
How did I do?
Great! You even scared me.
You're a natural actor.
I'll drink to that!
By the way, did you bring it?
I hope you didn't forget.
Fabianita! I'm at your service.
Have fun, girls.
And stop sneaking around.
-That's not funny?
-Not cool.
-No.
-No.
No, it wasn't funny.
Yes, it is. Look I'm the only one
who knows comedy. It was funny!
-Let's just go.
-Yeah, let's go.
-You're leaving?
-Yes.
Okay, wait, maybe I did go too far.
I mean sorry. I didn't mean
to make you feel like that.
I know how important
your grades are to you.
-So mean!
-Let's take a picture of the delinquents.
Friends, okay? Fuck buddy.
I'm liking this deal of fuckbuddism.
Fuckbuddism? So romantic. Thanks, Fabiana.
I almost don't feel used.
I'm really late.
Did Sebas leave?
Yes. He left early.
Don't worry, no one will see you.
Okay.
So many shampoo sample bottles!
They're not samples.
Expensive shampoos
always come in tiny bottles.
Apples, bananas,
oranges, melon, kiwi, watermelon,
pineapple, papaya,
are not just delicious fruits.
All fruits have a charge
of cosmic energy
which nourishes our soul
every time we eat them.
That's why they have to be organic fruits.
I say this every time.
Won't get tire of saying it.
Even though fruit grows in the ground,
they're made from love.
Most people don't understand that.
My friends called me Fish.
From now on,
I'll be Mr. Fruity.
NEW POS
ONLY #FRUITHERAPY CAN SAVE US
How can I take my first class?
It's your fault I'm gonna be late
for work, Gonzalo!
Where are my things?
You can't tell me I'm not a proactive guy.
Did I ask you for a drawer?
Relax, what's wrong with it?
It's just a drawer.
What's next?
You'll control my life?
Brand me like a cow
like I'm your property?
What's the big deal? I just wanted
to make you feel at home. That's all.
Fuck buddies don't share closets.
That's something different.
Completely different.
Look.
You spend more than half the week here.
You have two toothbrushes in my bathroom.
We're practically dating,
even if you won't accept it.
That word's not in my lexicon.
I told you that.
I haven't seen anyone else in months,
not that I can't. I have a waiting list.
Go ahead!
I fucked some guy yesterday.
I doubt that.
You're scared you feel the same way
and won't accept it.
That's so mature of you, Fabiana.
You know what? No more sex.
-What?
-Neither friends.
We're much more than friends!
You won't enjoy this
as much with anyone else.
What's with your witch doctor look?
I'm an entrepreneur
and it's working faster than I thought.
-Don't get into trouble.
-When have I ever?
Good joke.
-Did Fabiana come home?
-I'll check.
Don't be late for work.
Somebody has to pay the bills, miss.
-Love you!
-Bye, Fishy!
Fruit is life
Fruit is
Okay here we go
Thank you.
And
Fruit is life.
Welcome. Come in, please.
It's good to see you. Thanks for coming.
First, I need your negative Covid tests.
Thank you.
And the receipt of voluntary payment,
which you were so kind to make.
Excellent. Thank you.
Take these robes and get comfy.
Here you go, sister.
Brother, just remove the shirt.
Perfect. I'll fold it here.
Come in.
Come on, come in.
Come in, traveler.
Sir, you can sit there.
And you, miss, here.
I'm Mr. Fruity.
Also known as
the best Fruit Therapist
in Mexico City,
making me the best in the country.
What do you know about fruit therapy?
JORGE NEGRETE THEATER
ALMOST AT THE END
I'm just a simple peasant.
Remember what we discussed.
Say it like your daughter just died
and you got siriasis.
I'm just
a simple peasant.
Where's the spotlight?
It's supposed to be on Vadhir's face.
Please!
Can't feel it. I can't see it.
-Excuse me.
-It can't not be
Why can't I say it?
-Peasant.
-Hi-five.
-Truths?
-They want to cancel.
What? Fuck, Natalia.
You didn't handle it?
I did, but the system has a problem.
Fucking great.
We did things right.
Not my fault.
Sorry, didn't mean to snap.
I'm mad at the regime.
Relax, if you have a heart attack
still not opening,
-so relax.
-I know.
But the acoustics are shit.
He can't say "peasant".
Peasant!
What do you want me to do?
Act like a director! Breathe.
-Relax.
-Okay, fine.
Armando is coming, and to the afterparty.
Who's Armando?
My ex. I told you
he was coming.
Don't make that face. We all relapse.
You'll like him. He's cool.
Sure. I didn't mean anything.
That's great.
But first, we need to go on.
Of course, yes. I'm on it.
What if you tried spelling it out?
Yes, it's
P-H-E
Where did you sleep, Fabi?
I had a sleepover, Mom.
-Trouble with Gonzo?
-Yes.
What? No!
Hey, Sebi,
how's it going over there, Mr. Director?
Dude, how do you think? Really bad.
If the stress or crew don't kill me,
I'll starve as a theater director.
No. Relax, man.
Sebi, you have a gift
and that's all that matters.
We'll be there later for moral support.
For now, break a lot of legs,
or what the phrase is, Fish?
-Break a leg!
-So many legs!
All the legs!
I have to go.
No, change those lights, please!
-See you.
-Bye.
Bye.
What did you get him for his premiere?
I obviously got him some champagne.
That's private.
I was asking them, Fabiana, not you.
I made him this.
-Mafer!
-"To the best director."
TO THE BEST DIRECTOR
CONGRATULATIONS SEBI
-How cute!
-And inside
-The poop!
-A little poop.
I got Sebas a flower arrangement.
-Just like old times, right?
-Yeah.
But no limo.
Without the limo.
We all know what happens
It can't be.
Daniel don't like bikes.
Like in Marquesa he didn't get on a bike
and he rode a pony instead?
Wanna bet Mafer blows up before
Dani invites his date to the show?
No way, Tinder! Non-stop matches!
Gang, Nicole. Nicole, gang.
-Hello!
-Hi.
Mafer, Nicole.
-Hi, how you do?
-Hi.
Is that a pendant?
Nice, right? Get them together.
It's good you have interests in common.
I know! You should see
the cute tattoo we both got.
Look at this!
Little avocados!
You know how spontaneous Daniel is!
Yeah, sure.
Your hair looks amazing!
-Can I take a photo?
-Yes. Thanks.
I've been telling my mom
to grow it out like that for a while now
because it's so her style
I'll double the bet.
All in, buddy.
Smile. Great!
Thanks so much!
So, are you coming
to the premiere with us?
Of course!
I'd love to be part of an adult event!
So cool, kinda retro! You know?
You made it? You didn't have to.
Keep it, Gonzalito. I don't need it.
I'm doing great with fruit therapy.
-Really?
-Really great.
-Let's see.
-My cell is crazy.
So many notifications.
I have to go now.
I can't miss my
neuro-cognitive pineapple class.
It's dinner with friends!
Don't joke!
But this is work.
It's my job, my clients.
-Must be
-Take care, friends, see you later.
I have to go. Duty calls.
-Nice to meet you, nice outfit.
-Same!
-See you later.
-Fish!
-Come here!
-See you later.
Your jewelry is amazing.
That's my mom's style.
Be friends.
I'm sure we would.
Hey!
-Hello.
-Hi.
-I'm going to the bathroom.
-Okay.
It's
-Who's that?
-My plus one.
Very nice.
-Tinder?
-Bumble.
It's a good one.
Hey, how are you guys?
Fabiana, look.
We're matching!
-Yours is purple, mine's wine red.
-You copied me.
-You have no personality.
-Fish.
You brought a watermelon?
It's a gift for the director,
Sebas Ybarra.
We know who he is.
The line is endless.
These are my friends.
-Rocky.
-How are you?
Rocky. What a great name, like a dog!
-Hey!
-Hey, Danone!
What's up, are you ready?
Mafer!
Hey, guys.
It's me, Sebas.
-We know.
-It's pretty obvious.
Don't know what to do.
It's a mess.
Literally, the sound is crackling,
the popcorn keeps burning,
They clogged the toilet,
no one can come in,
the press isn't coming
because it's raining
and it's made everyone stupid.
I just want to hibernate,
curl up in a bed and never leave.
What am I gonna do?
Relax, Sebas. Look at all the people
who are here to see your work.
Be happy. You wanted this.
We're all here to see you succeed.
Or fail. Whatever comes first.
But what really matters
is that we're all here together
-in sickness and in health.
-What could go so wrong?
Worse than the opening
of Despecha-dos 3D? No way.
Hi, Natalia Levosky left a ticket
in the name of Armando?
Armando is a dog's name.
What? Okay, I have to go now.
-Do it.
-Break both legs!
-Come on, man!
-Take a deep breath.
Remember, use your diaphragm.
I hope he doesn't fuck up.
-He will.
-Yes, he will.
You should try making out with Lucia
to make him jealous.
I'm Gonzalo Torres,
-a friend of Sebastián's.
-Really?
In bed he bites you.
Gonzo - This could be us
but you went all crazy!!
What's your name?
Where were you? We thought you left.
Well, I did get as far as the door.
-Sebas.
-By the way, your ex friend is here.
Well, at least something went right.
We were busy
with our latest adventure.
-What now?
-Nothing, I'm taking care of it.
I'm just a simple peasant.
Listen to me. This is your night.
This is the story you want to tell.
Once you're on stage
nothing else matters. Okay?
You go out there and shine.
And enjoy it. Okay?
-Yes.
-Okay?
-Sorry, excuse me.
-Yes.
We have to go and give
the third call.
Chief, time to create the magic.
Go on.
Let's go!
-I wish you success.
-Break a leg!
Yes, sir.
What do I see in the distance?
You can do it.
It's a Linix!
Their planet was destroyed, so
How did they get far.
My grandfather told me stories.
This is the happiest day
of our lives.
We got to learn to love each other.
Even if we're unlike.
Love will keep us together.
Come here.
Badú!
You'll be okay.
We're different species, but we'll escape.
This will bring happiness
back to your planet.
No!
Stay with me.
I see the light at the end of the tunnel.
Tell my story.
No.
No!
No, Badú.
I love her.
I love Badú!
Fausto 3000, you have to let her go.
It's the circle of life.
A step towards a better universe.
Save us.
Save happiness! I'll cover you.
You will not pass through this meadow!
You will not pass
through this meadow!
You taught me the moon
isn't made of cheese, Badú.
If you look closely at the moon,
See Badu's crystal still shining.
This is how,
the sacrifice of a Linix,
and her love for Fausto 3000,
brought happiness back
to our universe!
I LOVE YOU
SEBASTIÁN!
Bravo, Sebastián!
We did it!
Chief!
-You were awesome.
-Really?
It was perfect!
Come on, this is for all of us.
-No, go where?
-Let's go.
I don't have any makeup on.
Sebastián!
Bravo!
Sebas!
We love you!
Thank you, everyone.
I never imagined this would happen.
I want to thank everyone
that helped, my friends
Rum for everyone!
To my parents, to everybody.
Thank you so much.
Creative Supervisor Rodrigo Toscano