Inspector Gadget (2015) s02e05 Episode Script

1 Inspector - Gadget! Inspector Gadget! Inspector - Gadget! Inspector Gadget! Go Go Gadget, Go! (Go! Go! Gadget! Go!) Go Go Gadget, Go! (Go! Go! Yeah! Gadget!) Inspector - Gadget! Inspector Gadget! Go Go Gadget, Go! (Go! Go! Yeah! Gadget!) Inspector Gadget! Ahhhhh! [MADCAT SHRIEKS.]
Now this is my kind of game of cat and mouse! DR.
CLAW: Enough! [ZAP!.]
[HISSES.]
It's time to execute my ultimate grande plan supreme.
Oooh I'd order those nachos.
With my new anti-matter shrink ray, I will make you tiny so you can infiltrate HQ and steal Gadget's schematics.
Then I can create an Evil Gadget of my own! I'd rather play attack of the massive mouse.
How about the massive cat? [ZAP.]
[GROWLS.]
[SCREAMS.]
Can you believe the holo-gym now has virtual weather? I punched out a tornado today, and I am starrrrving! Good thing it's Von Slickstein's soup day.
I love this stuff! So spicy.
[SLURP.]
Um, I wasn't done with that.
Speaking of spicy, you never answered my question.
[CHUCKLES.]
Which one? You know, the one about the super cute evil guy? Would you go to a movie with him if it were on a truce day? You know what? I'm going to go get more soup.
Want some? [DISTANT SNEEZE!.]
Uncle Gadget! What happened? A taste explosion fuzzy blob who sounds like my niece.
Your Uncle was helping me with my soup.
He sneezed when I added my secret spice, which interacted with his gadget components causing an electromagnetic pulse.
A pulse that smells amazing, fyi.
Wow, it wiped out your whole lab! And there's soup everywhere.
Especially in my eyes! And there's soup all over your fuzzy labcoat.
Always the fashionista aren't you, Professor.
I'll give you some drops later.
It may take your eyes a while to adjust.
Trust your instincts.
My instincts are what keep HQ safe! Gadget, I have a mission for you.
MAD is planning to break into HQ to steal- [GASP!.]
EGADS! Is that today's soup all over the floor?! Don't worry, I'll make another batch in the cafeteria kitchen.
Phew.
I've never been so scared.
Lunch is saved!! Okay, so back to the whole MAD break in.
They're going to steal what? We don't know the details yet, Penny.
But undoubdetly, this message will self-destruct.
I'm on it, Chief! [BOOM!.]
[GROANS.]
GADGET: Well No MAD agents up here except for those suspicious grey blobs! [BIRD SCREECH.]
Man those birds stink.
KAYLA: I mean, I've seen the way you look at him.
PENNY: Kayla, I'm trying to scan for intruders.
Your face goes all red and you roll your eyes, but it's a 'he's so cute' roll, not a 'oh, that jerk' roll.
I know my rolls.
Uncle Claw, I've infiltrated HQ.
Well, you better not fail because I've used up all our supply of ANTI-MATTER CRYSTALS for the shrink ray.
You what?! I was playing giant, but that's none of your business! The remaining crystal in your bracer will make you big again, so don't waste it.
Oh, and it's Soup Tuesday at HQ.
Get me that recipe! Soup?? [KAYLA GIGGLING.]
Uh, sure Gotta go.
PENNY: Kayla, whether I think he's super cute or not doesn't matter, Talon is evil, well mostly [LAUGHS.]
There's some intel I wasn't expecting.
Ha! Wow [GASP!.]
[GROWLS.]
[BARKS.]
[ZAP!.]
I used my last anti-matter crystal!! I'm going to be three inches tall forever!! Deep breaths.
Deep breaths.
[BRAIN WHIMPERS.]
Brain, where are you? I could really use your help right now.
[RUFF-RUFF.]
This isn't just a small problem, it's a big problem! [BRAIN GROANS.]
Get back to HQ right away.
Nice try dog breath.
You could use some gum.
[GRRRRR.]
Halt MADblobs! Uncle Gadget, it's Penny and Kayla.
Hm.
You look like at pair of fuzzy blobs to me.
Any luck finding an intruder? Nothing outside except some shifty grey fuzzies.
Hey! Stop right there! Evil MADrat blobs!! [WHIMPER / SCREAM.]
Hah, MADrats.
That'll be the day.
Ugh.
I hate rats.
They remind me of mice, which remind me of rats! [SNIFFING.]
Hm I wonder What? It smells like Talon's hair gel?! [EFFORT.]
I wonder if Penny knows what a super cute dancer I am too.
Hm.
Go Go Gadget Fly Swatter! Uh, oh.
[CRUNCH! SMASH!.]
[KUNG FU HOWL.]
[FIGHTING GRUNTS.]
Hmm It's an infestation of MADrats! Go Go Gadget Rat Trap! [SIGH OF RELIEF.]
Huh What now?? I was having a cat-nap I downloaded Gadget's schematics to my bracer and I'm on my way home! The easy part is done.
Now, where's the soup recipe?? There's no time! I'll make you some chicken noodle when I get back! I make a great chicken noodle.
Ask MADcat.
[DISGUSTED YOWL.]
GET ME THAT RECIPE OR STAY THERE UNTIL YOU DO!! Fine! But I'll make you your favorite Halagonian chilli NOOOOOO!! Never again!! [SCREAM.]
MOUSE!!!! What? Where? [SNIFFS.]
Okay, seriously.
Do mice use expensive hair gel? Something's totally up.
Don't squint, it's not a good look for you.
Ooooh, frowning's even worse.
[OOF!.]
Chief Quimby, what happened? Someone hacked into our secure mainframe from this lab and stole Gadget's schematics! Halt MADrat! I know who it is.
Talon! You wish.
And he's hiding in plain sight! Where's the Professor? I'm going to need some tech to prove my theory.
Well get to it.
Von Slickstein is on something more important: soup duty! Let me see a sprinkle of secret spice.
Pinch of salt.
Five stirs of the pot with a wooden spoon, oak not pine.
PENNY: AHA! I got you now Talon! Yeah, that's right, I know you're here and with this anti-invisibility device, so will everyone else! [ELECTRONIC WARBLE.]
Huh.
I could have sworn he was here.
I can smell his hair.
Yup, Talon on the brain.
No soup for you, you dirty rat! [FRANTIC BARKING.]
Wha! Ohh-woah-woah! [FLING!.]
GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF ME!! Brain?! How did you get so small? What happened to you? [GROWLS.]
[WHISPERS.]
He told me to tell you he may be tiny, but he's still all Talon! [WHISPERS.]
And he's got Gadget's schematics and he's about to get away.
[WHISPERS.]
Oh, and he says "buh bye".
Awkward.
GADGET: It's the other MADrat! Go Go Gadget Rat Catcher! Woahhhh! [ARF!.]
Oof! [SPLASH.]
[BLLLORP!.]
Um.
What just happened? The secret spice for my soup.
It's fresh ground Anti-Matter crystals with a little cayenne for heat.
But we eat it all the time on Soup Tuesdays.
Why aren't we giants? Small amounts don't affect normal sized people, but if you're small already It's just enough to change you back! [TALON CHUCKLES.]
[ARF!.]
Huh? Get back here, ROBO-RAT!! Nice try with the anti-invisibility ray, amateur.
Yeah? Well, that rocket boot escape failure was pretty hilarious.
Talk about incompetent.
I know you are but what am I.
Obviously a lot more mature.
Yeah.
Whatevez.
Is that all you got? Aw, you two are so cute fighting each other!! I know, right?! Uhm You do have to stop him, Penny.
He still has Gadget's schematics! Yup.
And I can send them to Uncle Claw at the same time as I do this.
[SPLAT! SPLAT!.]
Initiate the data transfer sequence.
Kayla, the Ground Anti-Matter.
Uncle Gadget! [SNIFFS.]
Ah.
AHH! AAAHHHHH-CHOOOOOO!!! The data transfer's been interrupted! All the data's been wiped out of your bracer.
You lose.
Come on.
You wouldn't trap someone you think is "super cute", would you? Huh? Hey where did you hear that? What? I never said a thing! Well neither did I, Kayla! But it's not like you have to.
I mean it's kind of obvious city that you two like each other I kinda wanna hear this out, but I gotta jet.
And he's gone.
Thanks Kayla.
[BRAIN WHIMPERS.]
Where's the MADrat? You didn't add it to the soup did you? Congratulations, Gadget.
You stopped another MAD attack.
Thanks Chief.
But I never found that MADrat.
Here, let me spice that up for you.
Oh no! All the fresh ground anti-matter crystals landing on him all at once will MADRAT! [SCREAMS.]
DR.
CLAW: This is what you deserve for not getting the soup recipe.
Which I'm pretty sure has potatoes.
You don't even care about Gadget's schematics.
You just wanted the soup all along! Evil is hungry work and thanks to Gadget, I'm starving!! Now get with the peeling! Ow! [SCREAM.]
DR CLAW: Metro city! Say goodbye to your precious Inspector Gadget! MAD's latest plan will rid him This thingy is not working! Use the remote.
[REMOTE BEEPS.]
No.
The other remote.
No! The other other remote! Grr! I'll fix this infernal device! [ZAPS.]
[SPARKS.]
Huh, did not think that would work.
Uncle Claw I think you left the lens cap on the camera when you shot this.
No sweat.
We can salvage it.
Let's just check the 'net.
Uh, no the internet.
I got this.
My precious MADphone can do anything.
Ah! Here we go: "How to save ruined evil-plan footage!" [POP-UP SOUNDS.]
Cat videos?! Silly jokes?! Invitations to play a game about doughnuts?! WHAT IS THIS?! Those are pop-ups! They happen! Enough of your ridiculous technology!! [TALON HOLLERS.]
It's OK, my precious.
I'll protect you.
That's it! My new evil plan! A hi-tech device that will NULLIFY every hi-tech device across the planet! except in the immediate vicinity around my Evil Lair.
What was that? Mind your own business! And get to work! [WHOOOSH.]
[BRAIN WHIMPERS.]
[PAPER PRINTING.]
It's from Chief Quimby! Ah there's nothing like the feeling of old-fashioned mission briefings! MAD is cutting off all global technology, with a giant technology-nullifier on New Zealand's highest peak.
No tech! I don't know what I'd do without tech.
Our mission is to shut this "technology nullifier" down.
This message will self-destruct.
Hmp.
I didn't even leave a return address.
Ughhhh.
[BOOM.]
[GROANS.]
The best way to stop MAD from cutting off technology is by using technology! Hit it, CODEX! MAD tech-nullifier, dead ahead! [PING! PING!.]
[RUMBLE-CLATTER.]
Oh no! The tech-nullifier is nullifying our tech too! Couldn't have seen that coming! Go Go Gadget 'COPTER! [ROTORS SPUTTER.]
Who knew a micro-folding, inspector-hat-containing, uranium-powered, ultra-copter had technology in it! [CRASHES.]
Looks like the closer we get to the technology-nullifier, the more our tech will go bye bye.
No! My beloved Codex! I guess we're going lo-tech.
Now exactly how does one do that? [BREATHES RAPIDLY.]
Heh.
Just breathing in the fresh, New Zealand air! [HYPERVENTILATES.]
Let's do some inventory.
Go Go Gadget Mostly Everything! Hey Penny, look, my gadget campfire starter still works! Wowsers! [HYPERVENTILATING.]
Well, I guess all of your non-electronic, simple machine-based gadgets still work.
That's something? [PING! PING!.]
[PANTING.]
Coal.
Couldn't Uncle C make his tech-nullifier work on batteries!? [MACHINE CLICKS.]
Pull Lever Down.
[SIGHS.]
Greetings! Since my tech-nullifier won't allow electronic-contact, I must assume you're goofing off! Um Turn wheel And pull lever.
[WHEEL SQUEAKS.]
Ow.
Precision is key! If we widen the null-effect by even a millimeter, we'll lose our own precious techno-zone.
You don't want that, Talon.
No.
No, I do not.
But why is he preserving the "techno-zone" around the lair? I assume you're asking why I'm saving some tech for myself? Allow me to respond: It's none of your business! Yup.
Posting MADcat videos online.
And it's NOT for posting MADcat videos online! Now, GET TO WORK! [KISS.]
Uncle Claw has a place set up where technology still works! Once this is over, I'll get you back there and working again, my precious.
Ahh! Quick, everyone lean LEFT! Back in my rookie inspector days, I could rollerskate for hours! There's just one thing I need Go Go Gadget Roller Skate Enhancer! Now let's boogie down and find that tech nullifier.
Whoaaa We woulda been there hours ago if the Gadget-mobile was working.
We don't need newfangled gadgets or technology to find that nullifier! Go Go Gadget Navigation! North: that way! Wind pressure: windy! We'll use stars up above to navigate the OLD-FASHIONED way! Ha-ha! I gotta find the nullifier Brain, and I can't rely on Uncle Gadget's techniques.
Keep an eye on him? [EXCITED WHIMPER.]
Okay Penny.
This is a cinch! Just remember your basic navigation training [GRUNT.]
I feel so alone without my Codex! Go Go Gadget Shaken-up Soda Cans! [PSHT.]
My gadget-soda cans are not rated for off-roading.
That's for sure.
[BRAIN GRUMBLES.]
Thank you! Thank you uh, what are you anyway? A Mysterious Hermit? Weird New Zealand Mountain Man? Beard Model? Simple Shepherd? I'll give you a lift back to your flock.
A field is no place for a shepherd! Go Go Gadget Springs! [CLANK.]
Great, I'm out of coal.
If you worked, my sweet, I could order more coal in like a second [PIGEON COO.]
I think I've got an "old school" idea! Huh? Need more coal - Talon.
Also, could use a toilet - Talon.
Coal and a toilet!? How greedy! I knew this survival training guide would come in handy! Now that's a fire.
Thick black smoke.
The tech-nullifer! Oh yeah I got this survival thing down! [ARF!.]
[WHIMPERS.]
Aww, you miss your flock, huh? I vow to find them, good shepherd.
I have just the old-timey, non-electronic device to call your herd! Go Go Gadget Sheep WHISTLE! [TWEET.]
[BAA!.]
Now you'll never be lonely again! These sheep remind me of my niece's dog.
Lovable but dumb.
[GROWLS.]
I must find the tech-nullifier, but let's get you and your sheep home before it gets too cold.
Which reminds me, we should probably layer up.
I'm thinking hand-knit sweaters.
Go Go Gadget Shears! [BAAH!!.]
[GRUNTING.]
There all safe and sound until you get your power back, my precious! It hurts to see you so powered DOWN! [AAH.]
That's for interrupting a private moment between a boy and his phone.
Hiiii-ya! Noooooo! My precious MADphone! Please! Too easy.
If you wanna make it as a villain, you gotta be less dependent on tech! Yeah, well what about your stupid Codex? Don't you bad-mouth my Codex! Let's do this! Old school, low-tech style! [SNIFFS.]
Eww! What's that smell? [SHEEP BLEATING.]
YOU SHALL NOT PASS without me giving you just a little snip! Penny! What are you doing in this simple shepherd's home? This is no place to keep sheep! They are FREEZING! Let me stoke the fire, and warm them up! Go Go Gadget Shovel! Time to get outta here! [GRUNTING.]
[BELL RINGS.]
[ARRRF!.]
[BAAAAA!.]
Uncle Gadget! The sheep are all gone! We've got to catch them, Penny.
Go Go Gadget Sheep Catcher.
[BOING! BOING!.]
[BAAAAH!.]
[BOOM!.]
Wowsers! Whoa! Whoaa! Congratulations Gadget! We have a worldwide technology reboot! Codex! Never, never leave me again!! [SCREAMING.]
Ooof! Gadget Copter, Never, ever leave me again! [BAAHHHH!.]
MADcat, where's Talon? That Gadgetses, we'll get him next time, my precious MADphone