Iron Man: Armored Adventures (2008) s02e05 Episode Script
Armor Wars
2x05 - Armor Wars Tony, come in.
Are you there? Are you alive? Are you ignoring me? I better not be on mute, Or I swear I'll hide your video games again.
You've been m.
i.
a.
all weekend, man, And you shut down the armor's radio link, too.
What's up with that? Sorry, guys.
I-- I just need some time To think alone.
Alone? Uh-oh.
You're still down about the ghost situation? How can I not be? He stole everything.
My armor specs, even my secret identity.
At least he says he's not gonna tell anyone.
Until I turn 18 and inherit Stark international.
Then he's gonna blackmail me.
Nice guy.
Wait, where are you headed? You're gonna spy on Hammer and Stane again, aren't you? Yeah, I am.
They bought the specs off ghost.
I got find out what those two jerks are doing with them.
Take them down any way you can, Tony.
What the-- Hey.
Hey! No! Oh, no.
All those people.
Hurry, man! Go! Go! Go! Those kids! You have to save them! Not gonna make it.
I-- I can't.
He is a man on a mission in armor of toxic ammunition trapped on the edge of an endless game ââ¢Âª his teenage life will never be the same ââ¢Âª ââ¢Âª in a dangerous world, he does all he can ââ¢Âª he's Iron Man Iron Man Oh, no, Tony! No! Don't worry, citizens.
Shockwave is here.
And keep them always safe when force is around.
Remember, stay in school, drink your milk, And don't do drugs.
Wow, new superheroes.
They saved your skin, dude.
You are so lucky.
Lucky? Maybe you didn't notice, Those armor suits are my design.
Hey, you're right.
Hey, why didn't you think of going blue? It's a way cooler color and it has a nice-- Oh.
This is irritating me to no end.
Go get your armor back, Tony.
They stole your armor.
Vengeance, punisher style.
Force, Shockwave, that was simply amazing.
Who are you? Where do you come from? What do you do? Saving people's lives is what we do.
We weren't supposed to go public so soon.
But when saw people in trouble, We couldn't just stand by.
They don't call us the guardsmen for nothing.
The guardsmen.
Can you tell us more? Guardsmen are an elite team of superheroes Created by the brilliant minds of Stark international.
Mainly our boss, Obadiah Stane.
Stane.
I knew it.
Ugh, this is about to get rough.
I've heard enough, you fakes.
Well, if it isn't Iron Man.
We're big fans, you know? Oh, I bet you are.
You stole the armor designs from me.
Stole? It's an homage.
Homage? It's obvious, looking what you're wearing.
Now, take off that armor before I take it off you! Someone's a little hot under their iron collar.
Especially considering We just saved all these citizens' lives.
Yeah, mate.
Where were you when that crane fell, eh? I-- I wasn't fast enough.
That's because you're outdated, Iron Man.
Meet the future of superheroes.
Force! And Shockwave.
The guardsmen! The guardsmen wowed the crowd With an amazing display of highly advanced armor, Making even Iron Man jealous.
Jealous? Their armor was cheap knockoff junk.
Low-rent pieces of-- You can't listen to these stupid celebrity Gossip show programs.
Rhodey, are we recording this? Look, man, there was nothing you could do.
But even if they're rip-offs, they did save a lot of lives.
Tony, aren't you even paying attention? I'm not ignoring you.
I'm working out a plan.
You're drowning everything out.
It's what you do when you're depressed.
I'm multitasking.
It's what geniuses do.
Maybe we're blowing this all out of proportion.
It's only two suits.
It's not like Stane's built an army.
Everyone will forget about These two corporate posers by tomorrow.
Trust me.
When am I ever wrong? So then Shockwave, Who has the coolest french accent, Is all, "watch me safely vibrate your cat Down out of that tree.
" And force shoots out like a force hand That catches the cat! Oh, yeah.
The guardsmen bring the awesome.
Force really does have the chicest armor.
I would go for a magenta look I think with high heels.
If you ever build her armor, I will seriously pull out your spleen, Then I'll delete you from my myface friends forever.
Can't you guys see those jerks Straight up stole their suits from Iron Man? They're just rip-offs.
Oh, easy there, Stark.
You just wished you had super high-tech armor Like Force and Shockwave.
Dude, where you been? You missed a pop quiz in-- what is that? Building your own video games? No.
Let's just say they're little gift boxes.
Let me guess, for Force and Shockwave, right? I call them negator packs.
Man, how far are you gonna take this? You know, you never patented the armor.
Because if I did, I'd have to reveal my identity.
But since your armor isn't patented, These guys haven't broken any laws.
Just because it's legal doesn't mean it's right, Rhodey.
These guys could do real good with that armor, Just like you and me.
And maybe someday even-- What are you guys doing? Taking a nap? There's a robbery on 53rd and roberson.
The Maggia are reestablishing Themselves as a criminal force to be reckoned with.
Iron Man can handle this one alone.
There is no cybernetic interface here.
There's nothing here! We've been setup.
Someone on the inside lied to me.
Heads up! Let me give you a hand.
Please, really.
It's all in a days work.
We're here for you.
Whoa, these guys beat you every time.
They are on it.
Yeah, but fighting Maggia Is like playing on easy in a first-person shooter.
I'd like to see those two take on a real threat.
I don't know who you are, But prepare to fall by the hand of count Nefaria.
Count Nefaria? In the flesh.
Okay, as much as I don't want to help these guys, Nefaria is trouble.
Let me go! Out of the park! Another days work for-- The guardsmen! So you not only steal my armor, But now my thunder, too.
You guys barely did anything! Well, if it isn't iron loser.
You're obsolete, chum.
It's time to mover over for the real heroes.
Last time, give me my armor Right now! Why don't you come and take it? That's the best blast Your cheap knockoff armor can give? Hey, who you calling cheap? There's a reason they made us a little more-- Rip-off-able? Affordable.
How else is Stark international Gonna mass produce our armor? Mass produce? There's gonna be an entire army of guardsmen By early next year.
That's it! You're so into my designs, Check these out! What the-- I call them negator packs.
Don't worry, you may not be able to move, But you're a 100% fine.
Your armor on the other hand, Well, it's kind of fried beyond repair.
Now, to see who you are.
Hey-- hey, watch it! Those guys are frauds.
Look at their armor.
They stole it from me.
Seriously? Oh, come on! They booed me.
That was so-- they actually booed me.
Please, you of all people Shouldn't care what anyone thinks.
In this case, maybe he should.
So far the guardsmen have only been doing good.
Helping people.
If Stane is involved, It cannot be as innocent as it looks.
We interrupt this program To bring you a public service announcement From Stark international.
Speak of the devil.
People of america, You're safety is the utmost importance To Stark international.
Our number-one priority is you.
Give me a break.
There is a rogue vigilante Taking to the streets, Damaging private property, Risking innocent lives.
It's time Iron Man is brought to justice For the safety of you and the children.
Oh, that is not for real.
Wait, is that for real? It's on every channel.
And don't miss the Stark international Guardsmen expo this Saturday.
I will personally introduce the latest members of the guardsmen.
And don't forget, free balloons for the kids.
You jerk! What did you do that for? Stane just called for my arrest on national television.
How do you want me to react? How about not like a little kid? I told you, you fight other superheroes Without looking bad.
Don't you get it? Stane's so popular with the board now He could take Stark international away from me.
You care more about bring down Stane Than helping people.
Whose side are you on here? The right side.
Rhodey! Just let him go, Tony.
Thank you.
Thank you, everyone.
Obadiah, Stark international Is poised to be the number one corporation in the world Overtaking Hammer multinational.
We might have to rethink Tony Stark taking over When he turns 18.
Really? I know the plan was always to give it to Stark.
But whom am I to question the board? We asked for Iron Man, and you delivered.
Congratulations.
Oh, but the best is yet to come.
Wait until the expo.
Then new guardsmen is the ultimate armor yet.
What? Are you addicted to thing? It helps me think.
We'll I have something else you need to obsess over.
This better be good.
I'm on the 83rd level, And I just found the plus-10 plasmatron.
I've been doing some serious research, Digging into these guys.
This is the security camera at the crane accident.
Yeah, Pepper, thanks for reminding me.
No.
Watch the controls this time.
See those controls, how they looked forced? Wait.
Force caused the crane to swing out over the people? It gets better.
The crane vibrated To shake loose the metal.
Shockwave.
The guardsmen-- caused the accident That they claimed to be stopping.
Oh, no.
Putting people in danger to save them for good press.
Oh, and there's more.
Is that the FBI database again? It's totally a pain Because dad changes the password Like 10 times a day.
Look at this.
Lancaster sneed, who's that? An aussie noted for his kung-fu skills And a wanted man.
But you might know him better as Shockwave.
How did you get his identity? Well, unlike you, he doesn't have a good voice modulator.
I got a voice print right off the tv news.
Nice.
And the other one? Force? That was harder Because he's not such a loudmouth.
But here he is.
Clayton wilson, aka forcefield.
He's such a big bruiser.
Wanted for grand theft, hijacking, and assault.
Associated of sneed, both former Maggia gangsters.
I'm thinking the Maggia job was a setup as well.
They baited Nefaria in just to bust him on tv.
Pepper Pots private eye.
I could kiss you.
What's stopping you? Uh, right.
Uh, now we just have to find away To expose Force and Shockwave as wanted criminals.
But how? By revealing my secret identity.
Welcome to the Stark international Guardsmen expo.
You, the public, Have already embraced our new corporate superheroes, Force and Shockwave.
But now, I have the honor of introducing The newest member of the guardsmen.
Say hello to our little friend Firepower! Firepower is equipped with the most advanced weapons available.
Take the terminax missile Which can level a city block! Oh, no.
That's my hulkbuster armor.
Keep your cool.
Just wait for the right moment.
Comprende? In the wrong hands, The hulkbuster can be used as a weapon That can hurt thousands.
I can't let that happen.
I won't.
Seeing that armor, Now I realize this whole thing isn't about me ego.
And it's not about vengeance.
It's about saving lives.
That's the most sensible thing I've heard you say in weeks.
Rhodey? What brought you back? I figured while you were out fighting Stane, I'd finally have a chance to play your video games.
You jerk.
Seriously, dude, even when we have a major disagreement, I still got your back.
Good, because I'm gonna need you.
And if Iron Man had the guts to show his face here today, Which he won't, Firepower's advanced weapons would bring him to his knees.
Well, here I am, goldilocks.
Easy, I'm not here to fight.
I'm here to turn myself in.
I'm prepared to reveal my true identity, But only if the guardsmen reveal their identities first.
What? No way, pal.
Why not? After all, you are superheroes you can trust.
Isn't that what your commercials say? Come on! Show your faces! Iron Man, You are the criminal here, not the guardsmen.
Oh, really? I think you might be wrong.
Because they sure look like criminals to me.
How did he find out? Am I wrong? If I am, just take off your helmets and prove it.
I am not going back to jail because of those two fools.
They're getting a lot better At using their armor.
Time to end this right now! Or not.
We learned from the last time, iron moron.
No little box is gonna erupt firepower.
You're putting people in danger, Not helping! The only person in danger Is you! Computer, reroute power Into secondary systems.
Bringing down Iron Man is my first assignment? I'll take it! Ha! And I didn't have to use my big guns on the old tin man.
Three against one? Let's even out these odds.
We ain't paid enough for this.
I don't know if we can take on Iron Man and War Machine.
Let see you stand up against the terminax.
Oh, no.
If that thing hits-- Come on.
Come on! Give it up, man.
It's over.
Too bad I got bigger guns than-- Too bad I know where your motor circuits are.
Yup.
Cheap materials.
Now, what do we do about Force and Shockwave? Did you see that? Oy, we can't stop both of them.
We give up! We're through! We surrender! They used fake identities To get hired by Stark international.
In all honesty, We were as duped as everyone else.
Oh.
I'm so sure, chrome dome.
What a phony.
Can you believe him? Well, at least Stark international Won't be building anymore guardsmen.
And Iron Man is the city's favorite hero again, And War Machine.
Mostly War Machine.
Let's not go that far.
Despite that hideous debacle, The guardsmen field test was a resounding success.
It seems the bugs have been worked out, sir.
This will greatly improve the designs Of the primary project.
Then it's time to commence project monger.
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Are you there? Are you alive? Are you ignoring me? I better not be on mute, Or I swear I'll hide your video games again.
You've been m.
i.
a.
all weekend, man, And you shut down the armor's radio link, too.
What's up with that? Sorry, guys.
I-- I just need some time To think alone.
Alone? Uh-oh.
You're still down about the ghost situation? How can I not be? He stole everything.
My armor specs, even my secret identity.
At least he says he's not gonna tell anyone.
Until I turn 18 and inherit Stark international.
Then he's gonna blackmail me.
Nice guy.
Wait, where are you headed? You're gonna spy on Hammer and Stane again, aren't you? Yeah, I am.
They bought the specs off ghost.
I got find out what those two jerks are doing with them.
Take them down any way you can, Tony.
What the-- Hey.
Hey! No! Oh, no.
All those people.
Hurry, man! Go! Go! Go! Those kids! You have to save them! Not gonna make it.
I-- I can't.
He is a man on a mission in armor of toxic ammunition trapped on the edge of an endless game ââ¢Âª his teenage life will never be the same ââ¢Âª ââ¢Âª in a dangerous world, he does all he can ââ¢Âª he's Iron Man Iron Man Oh, no, Tony! No! Don't worry, citizens.
Shockwave is here.
And keep them always safe when force is around.
Remember, stay in school, drink your milk, And don't do drugs.
Wow, new superheroes.
They saved your skin, dude.
You are so lucky.
Lucky? Maybe you didn't notice, Those armor suits are my design.
Hey, you're right.
Hey, why didn't you think of going blue? It's a way cooler color and it has a nice-- Oh.
This is irritating me to no end.
Go get your armor back, Tony.
They stole your armor.
Vengeance, punisher style.
Force, Shockwave, that was simply amazing.
Who are you? Where do you come from? What do you do? Saving people's lives is what we do.
We weren't supposed to go public so soon.
But when saw people in trouble, We couldn't just stand by.
They don't call us the guardsmen for nothing.
The guardsmen.
Can you tell us more? Guardsmen are an elite team of superheroes Created by the brilliant minds of Stark international.
Mainly our boss, Obadiah Stane.
Stane.
I knew it.
Ugh, this is about to get rough.
I've heard enough, you fakes.
Well, if it isn't Iron Man.
We're big fans, you know? Oh, I bet you are.
You stole the armor designs from me.
Stole? It's an homage.
Homage? It's obvious, looking what you're wearing.
Now, take off that armor before I take it off you! Someone's a little hot under their iron collar.
Especially considering We just saved all these citizens' lives.
Yeah, mate.
Where were you when that crane fell, eh? I-- I wasn't fast enough.
That's because you're outdated, Iron Man.
Meet the future of superheroes.
Force! And Shockwave.
The guardsmen! The guardsmen wowed the crowd With an amazing display of highly advanced armor, Making even Iron Man jealous.
Jealous? Their armor was cheap knockoff junk.
Low-rent pieces of-- You can't listen to these stupid celebrity Gossip show programs.
Rhodey, are we recording this? Look, man, there was nothing you could do.
But even if they're rip-offs, they did save a lot of lives.
Tony, aren't you even paying attention? I'm not ignoring you.
I'm working out a plan.
You're drowning everything out.
It's what you do when you're depressed.
I'm multitasking.
It's what geniuses do.
Maybe we're blowing this all out of proportion.
It's only two suits.
It's not like Stane's built an army.
Everyone will forget about These two corporate posers by tomorrow.
Trust me.
When am I ever wrong? So then Shockwave, Who has the coolest french accent, Is all, "watch me safely vibrate your cat Down out of that tree.
" And force shoots out like a force hand That catches the cat! Oh, yeah.
The guardsmen bring the awesome.
Force really does have the chicest armor.
I would go for a magenta look I think with high heels.
If you ever build her armor, I will seriously pull out your spleen, Then I'll delete you from my myface friends forever.
Can't you guys see those jerks Straight up stole their suits from Iron Man? They're just rip-offs.
Oh, easy there, Stark.
You just wished you had super high-tech armor Like Force and Shockwave.
Dude, where you been? You missed a pop quiz in-- what is that? Building your own video games? No.
Let's just say they're little gift boxes.
Let me guess, for Force and Shockwave, right? I call them negator packs.
Man, how far are you gonna take this? You know, you never patented the armor.
Because if I did, I'd have to reveal my identity.
But since your armor isn't patented, These guys haven't broken any laws.
Just because it's legal doesn't mean it's right, Rhodey.
These guys could do real good with that armor, Just like you and me.
And maybe someday even-- What are you guys doing? Taking a nap? There's a robbery on 53rd and roberson.
The Maggia are reestablishing Themselves as a criminal force to be reckoned with.
Iron Man can handle this one alone.
There is no cybernetic interface here.
There's nothing here! We've been setup.
Someone on the inside lied to me.
Heads up! Let me give you a hand.
Please, really.
It's all in a days work.
We're here for you.
Whoa, these guys beat you every time.
They are on it.
Yeah, but fighting Maggia Is like playing on easy in a first-person shooter.
I'd like to see those two take on a real threat.
I don't know who you are, But prepare to fall by the hand of count Nefaria.
Count Nefaria? In the flesh.
Okay, as much as I don't want to help these guys, Nefaria is trouble.
Let me go! Out of the park! Another days work for-- The guardsmen! So you not only steal my armor, But now my thunder, too.
You guys barely did anything! Well, if it isn't iron loser.
You're obsolete, chum.
It's time to mover over for the real heroes.
Last time, give me my armor Right now! Why don't you come and take it? That's the best blast Your cheap knockoff armor can give? Hey, who you calling cheap? There's a reason they made us a little more-- Rip-off-able? Affordable.
How else is Stark international Gonna mass produce our armor? Mass produce? There's gonna be an entire army of guardsmen By early next year.
That's it! You're so into my designs, Check these out! What the-- I call them negator packs.
Don't worry, you may not be able to move, But you're a 100% fine.
Your armor on the other hand, Well, it's kind of fried beyond repair.
Now, to see who you are.
Hey-- hey, watch it! Those guys are frauds.
Look at their armor.
They stole it from me.
Seriously? Oh, come on! They booed me.
That was so-- they actually booed me.
Please, you of all people Shouldn't care what anyone thinks.
In this case, maybe he should.
So far the guardsmen have only been doing good.
Helping people.
If Stane is involved, It cannot be as innocent as it looks.
We interrupt this program To bring you a public service announcement From Stark international.
Speak of the devil.
People of america, You're safety is the utmost importance To Stark international.
Our number-one priority is you.
Give me a break.
There is a rogue vigilante Taking to the streets, Damaging private property, Risking innocent lives.
It's time Iron Man is brought to justice For the safety of you and the children.
Oh, that is not for real.
Wait, is that for real? It's on every channel.
And don't miss the Stark international Guardsmen expo this Saturday.
I will personally introduce the latest members of the guardsmen.
And don't forget, free balloons for the kids.
You jerk! What did you do that for? Stane just called for my arrest on national television.
How do you want me to react? How about not like a little kid? I told you, you fight other superheroes Without looking bad.
Don't you get it? Stane's so popular with the board now He could take Stark international away from me.
You care more about bring down Stane Than helping people.
Whose side are you on here? The right side.
Rhodey! Just let him go, Tony.
Thank you.
Thank you, everyone.
Obadiah, Stark international Is poised to be the number one corporation in the world Overtaking Hammer multinational.
We might have to rethink Tony Stark taking over When he turns 18.
Really? I know the plan was always to give it to Stark.
But whom am I to question the board? We asked for Iron Man, and you delivered.
Congratulations.
Oh, but the best is yet to come.
Wait until the expo.
Then new guardsmen is the ultimate armor yet.
What? Are you addicted to thing? It helps me think.
We'll I have something else you need to obsess over.
This better be good.
I'm on the 83rd level, And I just found the plus-10 plasmatron.
I've been doing some serious research, Digging into these guys.
This is the security camera at the crane accident.
Yeah, Pepper, thanks for reminding me.
No.
Watch the controls this time.
See those controls, how they looked forced? Wait.
Force caused the crane to swing out over the people? It gets better.
The crane vibrated To shake loose the metal.
Shockwave.
The guardsmen-- caused the accident That they claimed to be stopping.
Oh, no.
Putting people in danger to save them for good press.
Oh, and there's more.
Is that the FBI database again? It's totally a pain Because dad changes the password Like 10 times a day.
Look at this.
Lancaster sneed, who's that? An aussie noted for his kung-fu skills And a wanted man.
But you might know him better as Shockwave.
How did you get his identity? Well, unlike you, he doesn't have a good voice modulator.
I got a voice print right off the tv news.
Nice.
And the other one? Force? That was harder Because he's not such a loudmouth.
But here he is.
Clayton wilson, aka forcefield.
He's such a big bruiser.
Wanted for grand theft, hijacking, and assault.
Associated of sneed, both former Maggia gangsters.
I'm thinking the Maggia job was a setup as well.
They baited Nefaria in just to bust him on tv.
Pepper Pots private eye.
I could kiss you.
What's stopping you? Uh, right.
Uh, now we just have to find away To expose Force and Shockwave as wanted criminals.
But how? By revealing my secret identity.
Welcome to the Stark international Guardsmen expo.
You, the public, Have already embraced our new corporate superheroes, Force and Shockwave.
But now, I have the honor of introducing The newest member of the guardsmen.
Say hello to our little friend Firepower! Firepower is equipped with the most advanced weapons available.
Take the terminax missile Which can level a city block! Oh, no.
That's my hulkbuster armor.
Keep your cool.
Just wait for the right moment.
Comprende? In the wrong hands, The hulkbuster can be used as a weapon That can hurt thousands.
I can't let that happen.
I won't.
Seeing that armor, Now I realize this whole thing isn't about me ego.
And it's not about vengeance.
It's about saving lives.
That's the most sensible thing I've heard you say in weeks.
Rhodey? What brought you back? I figured while you were out fighting Stane, I'd finally have a chance to play your video games.
You jerk.
Seriously, dude, even when we have a major disagreement, I still got your back.
Good, because I'm gonna need you.
And if Iron Man had the guts to show his face here today, Which he won't, Firepower's advanced weapons would bring him to his knees.
Well, here I am, goldilocks.
Easy, I'm not here to fight.
I'm here to turn myself in.
I'm prepared to reveal my true identity, But only if the guardsmen reveal their identities first.
What? No way, pal.
Why not? After all, you are superheroes you can trust.
Isn't that what your commercials say? Come on! Show your faces! Iron Man, You are the criminal here, not the guardsmen.
Oh, really? I think you might be wrong.
Because they sure look like criminals to me.
How did he find out? Am I wrong? If I am, just take off your helmets and prove it.
I am not going back to jail because of those two fools.
They're getting a lot better At using their armor.
Time to end this right now! Or not.
We learned from the last time, iron moron.
No little box is gonna erupt firepower.
You're putting people in danger, Not helping! The only person in danger Is you! Computer, reroute power Into secondary systems.
Bringing down Iron Man is my first assignment? I'll take it! Ha! And I didn't have to use my big guns on the old tin man.
Three against one? Let's even out these odds.
We ain't paid enough for this.
I don't know if we can take on Iron Man and War Machine.
Let see you stand up against the terminax.
Oh, no.
If that thing hits-- Come on.
Come on! Give it up, man.
It's over.
Too bad I got bigger guns than-- Too bad I know where your motor circuits are.
Yup.
Cheap materials.
Now, what do we do about Force and Shockwave? Did you see that? Oy, we can't stop both of them.
We give up! We're through! We surrender! They used fake identities To get hired by Stark international.
In all honesty, We were as duped as everyone else.
Oh.
I'm so sure, chrome dome.
What a phony.
Can you believe him? Well, at least Stark international Won't be building anymore guardsmen.
And Iron Man is the city's favorite hero again, And War Machine.
Mostly War Machine.
Let's not go that far.
Despite that hideous debacle, The guardsmen field test was a resounding success.
It seems the bugs have been worked out, sir.
This will greatly improve the designs Of the primary project.
Then it's time to commence project monger.
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