Lip Sync Battle (2015) s02e05 Episode Script

Friends say it's fine, friends say it's good Everybody say it's just like rock 'n' roll Well, it's plain to see you were meant for me Yeah I'm your boy, your 20th century toy He's a man who can't live without his radio, your host of "Lip Sync Battle," LL Cool J! Hands in the air! Hands in the air! Put them up! Let me hear you say "Yeah!" Yeah! Say, "It's on now.
" It's on now.
Wow.
Welcome once again to the coolest, craziest competition show around.
This is a place where celebrities face their greatest fears and live out their greatest fantasies.
But before the battle begins, I need my partner in crime out here.
She's our colorful commentator supreme, the unpredictable, the intoxicating Chrissy Teigen.
Oh, black and white on her Uh, uh, black and white on her Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yin-yang, yin-yang, yin-yang Black and white on her Yin-yang, uh Yin-yang.
Oh, I got my own personal, private rap.
Lot of enthusiasm in the crowd tonight.
Let's talk about tonight's match-ups.
What are you expecting? Oh, my God.
Tonight's show is like a classic high school movie, the hunky, all-American football player battling the prettiest girl in school, who also happens to be a vampire, which, that's a classic tale, right? Oh, we've got some fans.
- Something for everybody tonight.
- Ooh.
Well, how about we get it popping? - Let's get it popping! - Let's get it popping, baby.
Be careful walking up them steps, girl.
Are you ready to meet tonight's superstar? One of the most popular athletes in America.
Ladies, tell me he's hot.
He won a Heisman Trophy, and tonight he's all about that belt.
This is Tim Tebow! Listen to the ladies.
And she's an actress.
Who was out for blood in "The Vampire Diaries.
" Planning to sack the quarterback tonight.
It's the beautiful Nina Dobrev! That's a good-looking couple.
The world explodes when two beautiful people look at each other, LL.
Boom! Nina, since I don't mess with vampires, I've decided you're leading off.
Mr.
Tebow, please grab a seat in the VIP.
Yes, sir! All righ What song are you gonna do? One thing that I've been told is that he's been saving himself for someone special.
So, with that in mind, I wanted to start out with a bang, pun intended.
It's Nina Dobrev! I've been really trying, baby Trying to hold back this feeling for so long And if you feel like I feel, baby Come on oh, come on, ooh Let's get it on, oh, baby Let's get it on Let's love, baby Let's get it on Sugar, let's get it on Ooh, ooh, ooh There's nothing wrong With me loving you Baby, no, no And giving yourself to me can never be wrong If the love is true Oh, baby, ooh, ooh Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, darling Stop beating 'round the bush Oh, gonna get it on Ooh! Whoo! - Oh, boy! - Good job.
Nina! I still like that.
Here, let me help you with that.
I'll help you with that.
He can hold it.
Yeah! Tim, are you afraid of the competition? - Are you intimidated? - Absolutely not.
She did a fantastic job, but you can never be afraid of competition.
Sometimes you've just got to rise to the level.
- "Gotta rise to the level.
" - Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Nina, please take a seat in the VIP.
Tim, come on over here.
What's going to be the soundtrack of this relationship? Well, it's about my guy Sam Hunt, and it's called "Take Your Time.
" I also do think that's the best way, in any relationship, is to take your time.
Maybe that's just how it's more special.
I don't know.
- Okay.
- You never know.
Doing "Take Your Time," here is Tim Tebow.
I don't know if you were looking at me or not.
You probably smile like that all the time.
I don't mean to bother you, but I couldn't just walk by And not say hi And I know your name 'Cause everybody in here knows your name You're not looking for anything right now So, I don't want to come on strong Don't get me wrong Your eyes are so intimidating My heart is pounding, but it's just a conversation No, girl, I'm not wasted You don't know me I don't know you But I want to And I don't want to steal your freedom I don't want to change your mind I don't have to make you love me I just want to take your time And I know it starts with hello And the next thing you know You try to be nice And some guys getting too close Trying to pick you up Just the same old song and dance But I think you know it well You could've rolled your eyes Told me to go to hell, could've walked away But you're still here And I'm still here Come on, let's see where it goes I don't want to steal your freedom I don't want to change your mind I don't have to make you love me I just want to take your time Anyone in your mind when you was belting out those lyrics, like, who were you thinking about? Well? That's how it starts.
That's how it starts.
Nina, why don't you sit down in the VIP for a minute? Try to recover from that unconventional move Mr.
Tebow just pulled.
- Chrissy? - Yeah? Did that did that make you want to be a country girl? Well, Tim, as somebody who gave it up on the first night and is now married Wow.
You made me rethink my decision.
I wish I might have held on a few more hours.
Nina, when he was looking in your eyes, lip synching the the words that He was walking around the whole audience talking to every girl here.
No, but where did I finish, though? - Oh.
- That was nice.
Thank you.
Please head over to the VIP, sir.
Okay.
Round one is over, and Nina and Tim just got the building jumping.
And when we come back, they just might knock the whole house down.
It's critical game-changer, round two when "Lip Sync Battle" comes blazing back right after this.
As usual, the stars are out, and the house is rocking here at "Lip Sync Battle.
" We're just about to start round two with Nina's final performance, but first let's see how she got psyched up for tonight's battle.
Hi, guys.
You're going to be a cheerleader, right, you two? All right, we're all grit.
We're all football.
No, no, no, you're going to be in skirts with pom-poms.
I want a little crop top.
Two, three, four.
Five, six, seven, one, down.
_ Can we spy on him? Can we spy on him? No, no spying.
Yah! Haha, gotcha.
Nice.
How are you? Good to see you.
- Good to see you, too.
- Ready for this? Are you ready to get your ass kicked? - Um - Sweet! Good talk.
- Yes! We'll see you out there.
- Bye! - How's it going? - How are you doing? - This is going to be fun.
- Yeah, it's gonna be good.
I'm not the football player.
He is.
All right.
Give me a pose right there.
All right, here we come, everybody.
I'm poking a little fun at Tim, just a little bit, in a sexy, sort of playful way.
Hoping to shake her pom-poms all the way to the title, this is Nina Dobrev! Make some noise! When I need motivation My one solution is my queen 'Cause she stays strong, yeah, yeah She is always in my corner Right there when I want her All these other girls are tempting But I'm empty when you're gone And they say "Do you need me?" "Do you think I'm pretty?" "Do I make you feel like cheating?" I'm like, no, not really 'cause Oh, I think that I've found myself a cheerleader She is always right there when I need her She walks like a model She grants my wishes like a genie in a bottle Yeah, yeah And I got the magic wand All these other girls are tempting But I'm empty when you're gone And they say, "Do you need me?" "Do you think I'm pretty?" " Do I make you feel like cheating?" I'm like, no, not really 'cause Oh, I think that I've found myself a cheerleader She is always right there when I need her Oh, I think that I've found myself a cheerleader She is always right there when I need her Oh, my God, Chrissy.
Oh,.
Oh, my God.
That's amazing.
I'm just I'm just trying to understand what's going on on that helmet.
Like, what what is it like, so you can drink water It's the only way I can enjoy football.
Nina, were you ever a cheerleader? I was a gymnast.
I was a gymnast, nev not a cheerleader.
- You were a gymnast.
- Yes, I was.
Oh! Oh! Whoa! Is she a cheerleader or a football player, though? - Well, she's a - Chrissy: For real? Don't put her in a box, Tim.
She can be whatever she wants.
Huh, Nina? Yeah.
The helmet is crazy.
Oh, look at those two.
Isn't that sweet? The crowd is hyped.
The momentum is building.
Nina Dobrev showed spirit, yes, she did, but when we come back, Tim Tebow will try to pull out the victory only on "Lip Sync Battle.
" And just like that, we are down to the very last performance of tonight's "Lip Sync Battle.
" The beautiful actress Nina Dobrev brought it, and then brought it ten times as hard in round two.
Now, she gets to chill in the VIP, while Tim Tebow is busy going over the playbook for his final performance.
But before Tim goes off, let's see how he got into show mode.
- We're in it to win it.
- Yes! Hop, hop, hop.
One, two, three.
Yes! - It's dance boxing! - Yes! That's fantastic.
- Let's go into the stage.
- Okay.
'Cause he's next, so they're sending us through.
- Chrissy.
- Tim.
Nice to see you, Chrissy.
I've heard so much about you forever.
- Thank you.
- He'll be He made that remix of "Ordinary People" about me.
- Wait, was it bad? - No, it was fun.
It was funny.
I laughed.
Here we go.
Sometimes you gotta get outside your comfort zone.
No doubt.
That's how you win.
- Appreciate it.
- Peace, man.
Ready to go, guys.
Here's Tebow, everybody.
Punch, drop.
Punch, drop.
The only thing I'm nervous about is the speed bag, 'cause you know, sometimes it takes a minute to get that thing going.
Oh, hello.
Did you write a song about Tim Tebow? Oh, yeah.
"Ordinary Tebow.
" - What's up, man? - How's it going? Nice to see you.
I feel like I should apologize.
I don't remember No, I think it was good.
You can "Lip Sync Battle" it.
Yeah, that's great.
Love it.
Is this kinda like prepping for a game at all? No, not even close.
Why? Because there's a lot less likelihood that I'm gonna get hurt tonight, so that's good.
Perfect! Let's do this.
Later.
Hoping to rise up and knock out the competition, like Rocky Balboa, this is Tim Tebow! Ah, I love this song.
Rising up, back on the street Did my time, took my chances Whoa.
Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet Just a man and his will to survive Whoa.
Whoa.
So many times, it happens too fast You trade your passion for glory Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past You must fight just to keep them alive It's the eye of the tiger It's the thrill of the fight Rising up to the challenge of our rival And the last known survivor Stalks his prey in the night And he's watching us all With the eye of the tiger - Oh! - Oh! Face to face, out in the heat Hanging tough, staying hungry They stack the odds, still we take to the street For the kill with the skill to survive It's the eye of the tiger It's the thrill of the fight Rising up to the challenge of our rival And the last known survivor Stalks his prey in the night And he's watching us all With the eye Of the tiger Hey, yo, Adrian.
How'd you get so tough? Yo, Adrian! They keep ringing our bell! I can't concentrate! "Rocky III.
" "Rocky III!" I mean, do we have any Rocky fans in the house? Those are the original shorts from the movie.
"Rocky III.
" They're a little They're a little short.
- We couldn't do anything about that.
- No! A little too short.
They're fine.
I think they're perfect.
You just went hard.
I loved "Rocky" growing up.
I always wanted to train like Rocky, do whatever, so when I got this opportunity, I was like, "Let's do it!" It's so patriotic.
He was awesome.
He was a symbol for me growing up, so let's show up and show out with "Rocky.
" Ha! I love that.
So, let us check in with our resident tiger.
- You know? Meow.
- Meow.
Meow.
- Yeah.
- Is that a tiger? Oh, I look like that Asian thing - that goes like that.
- Oh, Lord.
So, Chrissy, was that a knockout? What do you think? - Did he do it, Chris - There was so much to your performance that you nailed.
I've never seen people do so many different things on this stage at once and still be able to lip sync.
You killed it.
You did great.
Thank you, Chrissy.
All right! Well, look.
These two have been going toe-to-toe all night, but there can only be one winner on "Lip Sync Battle.
" The crowd decides when we come back.
All right! It's time for the crowd - to decide who gets the LSB championship belt.
- Nina! Remember.
Listen.
Remember.
You vote by making as much noise as possible.
- Chrissy, let's do this.
- Let's do this.
Is tonight's champion going to be Nina! Tim Tebow? Or - Tebow! Tebow! Tebow! - Or Nina Dobrev? Nina! Nina! Nina! Nina! Nina! If it's Tebow, do this.
If it's Nina, just put a hand in the air.
And the "Lip Sync Battle" champion is Tim Tebow.
Tebow! Tebow! Tebow! Tebow! Tebow! This was absolutely amazing.
One love from me, LL Cool J, and my girl Chrissy.
And remember, no matter what you do, knock 'em out the box, L! Knock 'em out, L! Face to face, out in the heat Hanging tough, staying hungry They stack the odds, still we take to the street For the kill with the skill to survive It's the