Panchayat (2020) s02e05 Episode Script

Jaise Ko Taisa

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Check now, sir.
Yes, sir.
Down?
Lower.
Little more.
A little more.
-Assistant sir.
-Yes.
Will it record everything?
Even your antics are getting recorded.
Yes, sir.
A little lower.
Lower. Lower.
A little lower, Vikas.
A little lower.
-Now.
-A little lower.
A little lower.
Mister, a little lower.
Now?
That's too low.
Slightly up.
Yes, that's it. Perfect.
That's it. That's it.
Now fasten it properly.
Tell him to leave.
I'll come down to the office.
Okay, okay.
End of show.
Enjoy the CCTV.
Now which one do we check next?
We can see the door, streets everything.
-And that's the road in front.
-Out there.
We can see who's coming or going.
-This is school.
-Look at that. Jagmohan's smoking.
Silly
couldn't he find someplace else?
Great. All four are perfectly installed.
Glory to the Lord.
That was a big task.
How about some sweets, Pradhanji?
You'll have to wait
for the sweets tomorrow.
Tomorrow?
What's tomorrow?
-Tomorrow is 'Teej' (auspicious day).
-'Teej'?
It's similar to 'Karwa-Chauth.
Wives fast for their husbands.
Without drinking a drop of water.
I was wondering how I will
tolerate Rinky's mother tomorrow.
Why? What happened?
Ever stayed without food
and water the whole day.
Got it.
He'll be under fire tomorrow.
I tried to fast once
but had to break it.
So hungry
You did only once,
but he fasted twice on someone's advice.
He started sweating so
profusely after 12 o'clock
What are you eating?
Why are you two eating secretly?
Will I snatch your food?
No, you're fasting.
Doesn't look nice
to eat in front of you.
No need for this drama.
I am fine.
You said that the last time as well.
And exploded like an
atom bomb in the evening.
And only because we
were eating 'puchkas'.
I'm off to the temple.
Let's eat here.
She's always getting angry.
Stop throwing like a kid.
Don't just
Take your hand at the back,
then you won't get hurt.
-Why can't you throw slower? It's painful.
-It was slow.
You're not a kid.
Bravo. I am not as good as you are.
Judge the ball. Go get it.
See where the ball is going.
Hurry up.
Greetings, Mr. Secretary.
Hello.
My goat was wandering around the school.
I don't know where it went after that.
Have you seen him?
Do I look like I've been
keeping an eye on your goat?
Your goat didn't come this way.
Isn't there a camera installed
over there, Mr. Secretary?
If you could check we
would know which way it went.
She's black.
The camera isn't for these things.
Vikas.
Mr. Secretary,
she gives two litres of milk every day.
It's how I run my household.
When was the last
time you saw your goat?
Around 8 or 9 in the morning.
I'll have to check
several hours of recording.
Who is going to watch it?
I will.
I will watch it.
What happened?
"To the "
"To the "
"Respected "
"Respected "
"Block Development officer."
Slow down.
"Block Development "
See development's everywhere.
Look, Jagmohan's smoking again.
No need to shout out
for every guy you know.
Look for your goat,
and leave when you see him.
"Bless me O Lord Bajrangbali"
Vikas.
"Bless me O Lord Bajrangbali"
"Bless me O Lord Bajrangbali"
"Bless me O Lord Bajrangbali"
-It is fresh?
-Yes, it's fresh. Take it.
-And give me that large veil.
-Money?
Pintu's papa will pay for it.
He's asking me for money, imagine that.
Hey I was here first.
I'll venerate first.
Priest
offer this veil, okay.
Thank you.
I'm tired.
It was very sunny today.
Shall I massage your feet?
Go ahead. Don't ask.
You don't need permission
to massage her feet.
Come.
Who is calling?
-Who is calling?
-What?
Who is calling?
Raveena.
-Okay.
-I'll go talk to her, okay.
All her friends got married.
But you're not concerned at all.
There's no hurry.
This time we'll think before we talk.
If we run into some stupid
family like the one from Malkopur,
then you'll be complaining again.
When there's no connection left,
then why do you keep calling me?
Hello.
'You know, Rinky, today is Teej.'
Yes, so?
'If it wasn't for the fiasco at
the Madhuban restaurant the other day,'
'then maybe you would
be fasting for me today.'
'Isn't it?'
Did we cause that fiasco?
'Rinky, what's done is done.'
Have you lost your mind?
We only spoke a couple of times.
-And what caused
-'Rinky'
'I'm observing a fast for you today.'
'Didn't have even a sip of water.'
Listen please don't call again.
Otherwise, I will tell my father.
'Rinky.'
How is Raveena?
She's great.
Is she fasting?
Of course, she is.
This is where I kept it.
-Here.
-Yes.
Sushma, have you seen?
Whose slippers are these?
Looks exactly like yours.
Same colour too, purple.
Mine was brand new. This one is old.
Brand new and shiny.
Wait a minute.
Does this purple slipper
belong to any one of you?
No, it's not.
Which one is yours?
I think someone wore
your slippers by mistake.
You wear these.
My slippers were brand new.
Find out who wore them.
How can I find out?
Please let my slippers be found.
Purple is my favourite colour, Lord.
What's going on here?
Someone wants to check on his goat,
someone wants to check on his slippers?
Is this why we put up the CCTV camera?
What else did you put it for?
It's not like our banks are robbed.
This is what happens here.
Exactly.
I was in the temple for only 10 minutes.
I want to check only 10
minutes of footage, am I right?
Yes, right.
Show us.
It's been put up for
the convenience of the people.
Don't be so rude.
Show them, Vikas.
Go check.
Making a scene out here.
Get up.
What colour was the goat?
Black.
Her slippers were purple.
Brand new.
Here.
Imagine slippers getting
stolen from outside the temple.
-Can you believe that?
-Do you want to see it or not?
Show me.
That's you entering the temple.
I'm looking fatter in the video.
It's natural beauty.
Wait a minute. Go back.
Good Lord, that's Rinky's
mother wearing your slippers.
How do you know they are her slippers?
Can you see the colour?
Can you see the colour?
I clearly remember that's
where I kept my slippers.
What happened?
What else?
Your ma'am is stealing slippers.
Imagine this is how
low the Pradhan has stooped,
stealing brand new slippers.
She must have done it by mistake.
You said two similar-looking
slippers were lying there.
Maybe there was some sort of confusion.
Get it exchanged with the Pradhanji.
What happened?
We don't want to change anything now!
Pintu's mom, take the slippers off.
-What?
-Take the slippers off.
Now let's go home.
What is this? Take them with you.
Don't leave them here.
Get it exchanged with the Pradhanji.
It's not about getting it exchanged.
Slippers have been stolen.
We'll file an FIR against
the village Pradhan!
What?
FIR for what?
For stealing slippers.
And torture.
Right.
Let's go talk to your brother,
and discuss which sections
to charge her with.
Let's put his law practice to use.
Don't make a scene, Bhushan.
Take these slippers.
I am making a scene.
I'll raise hell in Phulera now.
Understood.
Let's go.
Is this man crazy?
Sir, please play my video.
Sit here.
Look.
Couldn't you check if
you were wearing your slippers?
What check?
You've binoculars in your eyes, not me.
What's the difference
between both slippers?
-Your slippers look older.
-Papa
Sir, how many days does one has
to spend in jail for stealing slippers?
No, I was just
The evidence is the CCTV recording.
Delete it.
Mr. Secretary, go and delete it.
No, no, if he files a case,
we'll be charged with deleting evidence.
No one will file an FIR
for such a trivial thing.
Everyone can see he's making a scene.
And what if he files an FIR.
Because the stolen
slippers are still here.
I've an idea.
I'll return these stolen slippers.
End of matter.
I don't think that bloody Bhushan is
in any mood of taking the slippers back.
We'll beat him with these
slippers and return them.
No need to beat him up.
Bhushan is playing games with us.
Now we'll play games with him.
Meaning?
Don't honk?
Is this lane?
Yes, that green house.
Bhushan's bike is parked outside.
Please, don't honk?
Wait, I know what to do.
Stop here.
Let's park the bike here,
and throw it from the back of the house.
Let's go around the back,
throw the slippers in and leave.
Lookout. There's cow dung there.
-Throw it really hard.
-Should I?
It should cross his roof
and fall straight in his courtyard.
What are you doing?
Properly
Sorry, sir, I didn't mean to.
Slipped from my hand.
Here. Throw it properly.
This time I'll use
a different technique.
Move aside.
Hail Bajrangbali.
Didn't you throw it too hard?
Must have fallen in the courtyard.
Doesn't seem like it
fell in their courtyard.
Shall we ask Bhushan's neighbours?
I gave you one task,
and you couldn't
You told me to throw hard.
Aren't they taking too long?
They must be taking precautions,
that's why it's taking longer.
Did sister-in-law prepare this tea?
She didn't put enough sugar.
Don't say this when she's here.
She's already pretty furious,
and she's also fasting.
Otherwise, she will stuff
your face with sugar bags.
Okay, fine.
What is the secretary up to?
All he had to do was
throw the slippers inside.
We didn't mean to, Pramod uncle.
We were playing around
with it and threw too hard.
If you want to pay then buy a ball.
It only costs 10 rupees.
Yes, thank you. We'll buy one now.
Throw slower. You'll hurt someone.
-You can't do a sing job properly.
-Give me.
I've an idea now.
This time I'll throw it on the mark.
-Give me. I'll throw it.
-Let me throw it.
Give me.
I would throw it, sir.
I don't want any drama.
Why are you taking the trouble?
God what was that?
What happened?
Who is back there?
I think you delivered on the mark, sir.
Run. Run.
-Who threw this?
-Why are they screaming?
-Did someone get hurt?
-Seems that way, sir.
Listen, call the Pradhanji and Prahlad.
Call them to the office.
Run. Run faster, faster.
Hey
Did you get hurt?
Yes, I did.
I'll show these people.
What happened, Mr. Secretary?
Madhav, what are you doing here?
My goat is missing.
Are you looking for your goat in that?
Yes, Pradhanji?
Mr. Secretary,
did you return the slippers?
Yes, I did
Sir, Bhushan's coming.
Must be going to lodge an FIR.
You returned the slippers, didn't you?
He's a crazy guy,
we'll have to stop him.
I'm done with decency.
Time to show my true colours.
I'll punch the living
daylights out of him.
Here he comes.
Hey hey stop.
Get off.
Out of my way.
Now you're overdoing it, Bhushan.
You know she didn't steal the slippers.
You got your slippers back,
end of story.
My wife was fasting for me,
and you threw the slippers on her.
It wasn't intentional.
And it would've never come
to this if you hadn't created a scene.
Move. Out of my way.
-Out of my way.
-We won't get it back.
File an FIR for what?
The slippers are in your home.
What are you going to charge her with?
Don't worry about that.
Out of my way.
We returned the stolen item.
How can he still file an FIR?
I don't know since I never filed one.
Got it.
You're depending on the CCTV footage,
aren't you?
I'll delete it right now.
Then you can do what you want.
Got it.
This is wrong.
This is wrong, Mr. Secretary.
This isn't right.
If you don't give up yet, I will do it.
Mr. Secretary, this isn't right.
We'll deal with what happens.
Move.
Hold him.
Stop him.
Stop him. Stop him.
You can't bully us around.
Fine. Okay.
I'll make a video of
you deleting the CCTV footage.
-Sure.
-Go ahead.
We'll delete this too, son.
And your phone can
get damaged in the tussle.
How much is your phone worth?
Mr. Secretary, don't delete my video.
Or else I won't find my goat.
Madhav, will you testify
before the Police,
tell them what they are doing with me?
Will you testify, friend?
Your video is next.
Honestly speaking,
Bhushan, you are being naive.
This is bullying.
Clear bullying.
I see
Who started it?
It's deleted.
Now go and file an FIR you like.
Go on. Go.
Leave Go.
Bhushan, game over.
Mr. Secretary,
can you play my video again?
I still have three hours
of video to watch through.
"Rinky's papa "
Hello.
Yes, Rinky.
Yes, child.
Okay. I am coming.
Handle them. We're coming.
What happened, Pradhanji?
His wife was throwing
slippers in our house,
and Rinky's mother
caught her red-handed.
They got into a serious tussle,
pulling each other's hair
I'll have to go.
See
What see? Let's go.
Is she your wife or a witch?
Such a violent nature she has.
Why did she have
to fight behind my back?
I should go see it too.
There's my goat.
No, that's it.
Yes
You'll be held accountable
for everything, Manju Devi.
Even for my tresses that you pulled.
I only pulled your tresses right now.
Get out or else I will
knock you black and blue.
-Stop it. Move back!
-Leave her. Stop!
Please don't fight.
Stand quietly.
Let's wait for the
village chief's elections,
then we'll see who knocks who out.
Fill out the form. I'll show you too.
I will fill out the form.
That's enough.
We'll show them. Let's go.
Why didn't you file an FIR?
The secretary deleted the CCTV footage.
Let me become the chief,
and I will teach you a lesson.
Get lost. We'll see who shows whom.
-I'll show you when I become the chief.
-Sure
Fraud Pradhan.
Sir, they left the slippers here.
Take this with you.
Sorry. I didn't mean to
That was twice.
Doesn't matter.
You'll be held accountable for this too.
-Let's go.
-Get lost.
Fraud Pradhan. The entire family's ready
to fight like a shameless lot.
-Let's go.
-I see.
Secretary sir, office keys.
-Found her.
-Yes.
Throw it.
Goat?
Throw me the keys.
Why would I ask you to throw the goat?
Yes Come here.
She went grazing towards
the east in the fields.
That's where I found her.
By the way, installing cameras
was a good thing to do, Pradhanji.
If I did a good thing,
then vote for me in the next elections.
Of course.
Just get the main road fixed.
Everything else is fine.
Goodbye.
Listen
make some arrangements.
How will we fix the road?
We've to win the next elections too.
That will be taken care of.
What's more important
right now is some tea.
Yes, exactly.
Even I need some tea right now.
Come inside,
will give you tea and offerings.
- After you.
- After you.
Yes, it was a busy day today.
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