Pop Team Epic (2018) s02e05 Episode Script
Shining Shoulder
1
Poptepipic!
Villains!
We are the villains, my friends!
Now, I've found you!
Revenge for my father!
Can't you see I'm singing?
I found the way to Heaven
My past life with you
You've seen the eyes of Heaven
And endless penitence
I've been in seventh heaven
The conflict only grows
What in the name of heaven
An untenable meaning of life
Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
Double trouble a sarcastic poker face
Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
Like a bubble, life is an ephemeral dream
Why are you feeling?
Forever more
It sounds anti world
Way out, what do you believe?
A mirror formula
Wake up, your brain has stopped
An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
Way out, what do you see?
Saturated irony
EPISODE 5: "SHINING SHOULDER"
Welcome, and enjoy!
It's Pipimi's English Entrance!
Welcome to another episode
of Pipimi's English Entrance.
I'm the English specialist Pipimi.
And I'm interested in English. I'm Popko.
Let's get started
with a basic English lesson.
Say the words with the teacher!
It's repeat after me!
Poptepipic.
New Corner Bob Epic Team.
It's time for Backhand Exercises!
A creeper got a back hand, backhand him!
The stupid mole's back, backhand him!
Kensuke Urakawa's nickname is Sawasuke.
Backhand rock-paper-scissors,
ready, set, go!
Can you beat him?
Did you beat him?
Poptepipic.
Just as you're sitting down,
I'll pull your chair
Not!
Pull
Not!
Poptepipic.
My mind-body balance!
What's the ratio?
Mind 9999 to body one.
I've got this!
So, this is 100%?
MIND 9999 - BODY 9999
Poptepipic!
Pop Team Cooking.
And now, it's time for Pop Team Cooking!
If you want paella, come on down!
THE END
Poptepipic.
It's all about Naritetsu these days!
Check out this shape!
Bootiful! Ten isn't a good enough rating!
What are you, an old XXxiv user?
Poptepipic.
I'm sick.
You're sick?
I'm gonna hurl.
You're gonna hurl?
I'm better.
You're better?
I'm kidding.
You're kidding?
Poptepipic!
How'd you like it done up today?
The usual tomboy cut!
Okay!
Sorry, I messed up.
Come on. Do it right.
Okay!
Poptepipic!
Mr. Cactus wants a hug!
The serial killer.
Mr. Needlebed wants one too!
They'll kill each other.
Hurry up and hug!
You scared or something?
Oh?
What's up?
-What's wrong? Not gonna?
-Don't you want a hug?
-Cowards!
-Don't run away, loser!
Poptepipic!
Yeah, that's right.
When they say the earth is in danger,
they mean that the earth is in danger.
Seriously?
The earth may already be in danger now.
Dayum!
Whether you believe it or not
depends on whether you believe it or not!
Then I won't believe it.
Well, that just shows how strong you are.
TODAY, POPOO IS POPOO-POPOO-ING
SCARECROW FAILED! IT'S USELESS
AGAINST POPOO'S DESTRUCTIVE URGE!
POPOO IS DESTROYING EVERYTHING IN SIGH
ALL TRAPS WERE DESTROYED
THE GATES WERE DESTROYED TOO
ARTISTRY POINTS: 0
Pop
I can't eat Pipimi!
ARTISTRY POINTS: 9999999
Poptepipic.
The long-awaited new corner
Begins now.
Poptepipic B-side.
Popoka!
Pipihara.
They say this corner got canceled.
TAKESHOBO
Let's play a game with our fingers
Using only one finger each
One plus one is two
The two of us together
Friends and peace
Friends and peace, peace, pe-pe-peace
Friends and peace
Friends and peace, peace, pe-pe-peace
Friends and peace
Friends and peace, peace, pe-pe-peace
No cheating on me now
-Good work today!
-Good work today!
Wasn't that fun?
That was fun.
I haven't seen you in forever.
Yeah! How long has it been
since we were both in the same booth?
I'm glad we could.
You know, we have that show that's airing
soon, but we're recording separately.
Yeah, that's right.
It's been so long since Yuki-chan
Yuki-chan?
and I have had this much fun.
It's been so long since we
did this together. Thank you so much.
Thank you so much, Poptepipic!
That's what it's like.
Thank you, Popmi.
Thank you, Popko.
You mean Pipiko.
Oh! It's Popko and Pipimi. I messed up!
-What?
-I'm Pipimi? I'm Pipimi!
Right. I'm Popko.
Thank you, Popko.
BRING IT, HATERS!
BUYING POPTEPI 2 BDS?
Poptepipic.
Villains!
We are the villains, my friends!
Now, I've found you!
Revenge for my father!
Can't you see I'm singing?
I found the way to Heaven
My past life with you
You've seen the eyes of Heaven
And endless penitence
I've been in seventh heaven
The conflict only grows
What in the name of heaven
An untenable meaning of life
Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
Double trouble a sarcastic poker face
Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
Like a bubble, life is an ephemeral dream
Why are you feeling?
Forever more
It sounds anti world
Way out, what do you believe?
A mirror formula
Wake up, your brain has stopped
An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
Way out, what do you see?
Saturated irony
EPISODE 5: "SHINING SHOULDER"
Welcome, and enjoy!
It's Pipimi's English Entrance!
Welcome to another episode
of Pipimi's English Entrance.
I'm the English specialist Pipimi.
And I'm interested in English. I'm Popko.
Let's get started
with a basic English lesson.
Say the words with the teacher!
It's repeat after me!
Poptepipic.
New Corner Bob Epic Team.
It's time for Backhand Exercises!
A creeper got a back hand, backhand him!
The stupid mole's back, backhand him!
Kensuke Urakawa's nickname is Sawasuke.
Backhand rock-paper-scissors,
ready, set, go!
Can you beat him?
Did you beat him?
Poptepipic.
Just as you're sitting down,
I'll pull your chair
Not!
Pull
Not!
Okay.
Oh, Poptepipic.
My mind-body balance!
What's the ratio?
Mind 9999 to body one.
I've got this!
So, this is 100%?
Hundred percent?
MIND 9999 - BODY 9999
100 perpipic!
One, two
Pop Team Cooking!
Adding that one-two was good.
Nice.
And now, it's time for Pop Team Cooking!
If you want paella, come on down!
THE END
It's all about Naritetsu these days!
Check out this shape!
Bootiful!
Ten isn't a good enough rating!
What are you, an old XXxiv user?
Poptepipic.
I'm sick.
You're sick?
I'm gonna hurl.
You're gonna hurl?
I'm better.
You're better?
I'm kidding.
You're kidding?
I want a pet porcupine.
How'd you like it done up today?
The usual tomboy cut!
Okay!
Sorry, I messed up.
Come on. Do it right.
Okay!
Nepal!
Mr. Cactus wants a hug!
The serial killer.
Mr. Needlebed wants one too!
They'll kill each other.
Hurry up and hug!
You scared or something?
Come on!
Do it!
Do it! Don't you want a hug?
-Can't do it?
-What's wrong? Not gonna?
-Hey, do it! Come on!
-Do it!
The sign says free, asshole!
It's not free?
-No choosing, beggar!
-You wanna fly?
Yeah, that's right.
When they say the earth is in danger
Is in danger?
they mean that the earth is in danger.
Wait, I didn't know that.
The earth may already be in danger now.
Shoot, OMG WTF BBQ.
Whether you believe it or not
depends on whether you believe it or not!
Then I won't believe it.
You go roll dice or something.
TODAY, POPOO IS POPOO-POPOO-ING.
SCARECROW FAILED! IT'S USELESS
AGAINST POPOO'S DESTRUCTIVE URGE!
POPOO IS DESTROYING EVERYTHING IN SIGH
ALL TRAPS WERE DESTROYED
THE GATES WERE DESTROYED TOO
ARTISTRY POINTS: 0
Pop, I'm ready for you.
I grew up nice and yummy.
Come now, eat me.
I can't eat Pipimi!
ARTISTRY POINTS: 9999999
Poptepipic.
The long-awaited new corner
Begins now.
Poptepipic B-side.
Popoka!
Pipihara.
They say this corner got canceled.
Can
TAKESHOBO
Then, you mean
Let's play a game with our fingers
Using only one finger each
One plus one is two
The two of us together
Friends and peace
Friends and peace, peace, pe-pe-peace
Friends and peace
Friends and peace, peace, pe-pe-peace
Friends and peace
Friends and peace, peace, pe-pe-peace
No cheating on me now
Hey, hey, Popko, question.
What is it, Pipimi?
You know how your big toe
has a little hair growing out of it?
Yeah.
Why does that hair grow there?
What's it protecting?
The fate of the world depends
on the answer to that question.
What?
Because that hair
is so that when you drop your phone
you don't get electrocuted.
What?
Oh, humanity as a species
knew from prehistoric times
that smartphones would be invented
and that we'd drop them on our feet?
Whether you believe it or not
depends on whether you believe it or not!
COME ON, NO WAY!
BUYING POPTEPI 2 BDS?
Poptepipic!
Villains!
We are the villains, my friends!
Now, I've found you!
Revenge for my father!
Can't you see I'm singing?
I found the way to Heaven
My past life with you
You've seen the eyes of Heaven
And endless penitence
I've been in seventh heaven
The conflict only grows
What in the name of heaven
An untenable meaning of life
Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
Double trouble a sarcastic poker face
Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
Like a bubble, life is an ephemeral dream
Why are you feeling?
Forever more
It sounds anti world
Way out, what do you believe?
A mirror formula
Wake up, your brain has stopped
An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
Way out, what do you see?
Saturated irony
EPISODE 5: "SHINING SHOULDER"
Welcome, and enjoy!
It's Pipimi's English Entrance!
Welcome to another episode
of Pipimi's English Entrance.
I'm the English specialist Pipimi.
And I'm interested in English. I'm Popko.
Let's get started
with a basic English lesson.
Say the words with the teacher!
It's repeat after me!
Poptepipic.
New Corner Bob Epic Team.
It's time for Backhand Exercises!
A creeper got a back hand, backhand him!
The stupid mole's back, backhand him!
Kensuke Urakawa's nickname is Sawasuke.
Backhand rock-paper-scissors,
ready, set, go!
Can you beat him?
Did you beat him?
Poptepipic.
Just as you're sitting down,
I'll pull your chair
Not!
Pull
Not!
Poptepipic.
My mind-body balance!
What's the ratio?
Mind 9999 to body one.
I've got this!
So, this is 100%?
MIND 9999 - BODY 9999
Poptepipic!
Pop Team Cooking.
And now, it's time for Pop Team Cooking!
If you want paella, come on down!
THE END
Poptepipic.
It's all about Naritetsu these days!
Check out this shape!
Bootiful! Ten isn't a good enough rating!
What are you, an old XXxiv user?
Poptepipic.
I'm sick.
You're sick?
I'm gonna hurl.
You're gonna hurl?
I'm better.
You're better?
I'm kidding.
You're kidding?
Poptepipic!
How'd you like it done up today?
The usual tomboy cut!
Okay!
Sorry, I messed up.
Come on. Do it right.
Okay!
Poptepipic!
Mr. Cactus wants a hug!
The serial killer.
Mr. Needlebed wants one too!
They'll kill each other.
Hurry up and hug!
You scared or something?
Oh?
What's up?
-What's wrong? Not gonna?
-Don't you want a hug?
-Cowards!
-Don't run away, loser!
Poptepipic!
Yeah, that's right.
When they say the earth is in danger,
they mean that the earth is in danger.
Seriously?
The earth may already be in danger now.
Dayum!
Whether you believe it or not
depends on whether you believe it or not!
Then I won't believe it.
Well, that just shows how strong you are.
TODAY, POPOO IS POPOO-POPOO-ING
SCARECROW FAILED! IT'S USELESS
AGAINST POPOO'S DESTRUCTIVE URGE!
POPOO IS DESTROYING EVERYTHING IN SIGH
ALL TRAPS WERE DESTROYED
THE GATES WERE DESTROYED TOO
ARTISTRY POINTS: 0
Pop
I can't eat Pipimi!
ARTISTRY POINTS: 9999999
Poptepipic.
The long-awaited new corner
Begins now.
Poptepipic B-side.
Popoka!
Pipihara.
They say this corner got canceled.
TAKESHOBO
Let's play a game with our fingers
Using only one finger each
One plus one is two
The two of us together
Friends and peace
Friends and peace, peace, pe-pe-peace
Friends and peace
Friends and peace, peace, pe-pe-peace
Friends and peace
Friends and peace, peace, pe-pe-peace
No cheating on me now
-Good work today!
-Good work today!
Wasn't that fun?
That was fun.
I haven't seen you in forever.
Yeah! How long has it been
since we were both in the same booth?
I'm glad we could.
You know, we have that show that's airing
soon, but we're recording separately.
Yeah, that's right.
It's been so long since Yuki-chan
Yuki-chan?
and I have had this much fun.
It's been so long since we
did this together. Thank you so much.
Thank you so much, Poptepipic!
That's what it's like.
Thank you, Popmi.
Thank you, Popko.
You mean Pipiko.
Oh! It's Popko and Pipimi. I messed up!
-What?
-I'm Pipimi? I'm Pipimi!
Right. I'm Popko.
Thank you, Popko.
BRING IT, HATERS!
BUYING POPTEPI 2 BDS?
Poptepipic.
Villains!
We are the villains, my friends!
Now, I've found you!
Revenge for my father!
Can't you see I'm singing?
I found the way to Heaven
My past life with you
You've seen the eyes of Heaven
And endless penitence
I've been in seventh heaven
The conflict only grows
What in the name of heaven
An untenable meaning of life
Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
Double trouble a sarcastic poker face
Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
Like a bubble, life is an ephemeral dream
Why are you feeling?
Forever more
It sounds anti world
Way out, what do you believe?
A mirror formula
Wake up, your brain has stopped
An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
Way out, what do you see?
Saturated irony
EPISODE 5: "SHINING SHOULDER"
Welcome, and enjoy!
It's Pipimi's English Entrance!
Welcome to another episode
of Pipimi's English Entrance.
I'm the English specialist Pipimi.
And I'm interested in English. I'm Popko.
Let's get started
with a basic English lesson.
Say the words with the teacher!
It's repeat after me!
Poptepipic.
New Corner Bob Epic Team.
It's time for Backhand Exercises!
A creeper got a back hand, backhand him!
The stupid mole's back, backhand him!
Kensuke Urakawa's nickname is Sawasuke.
Backhand rock-paper-scissors,
ready, set, go!
Can you beat him?
Did you beat him?
Poptepipic.
Just as you're sitting down,
I'll pull your chair
Not!
Pull
Not!
Okay.
Oh, Poptepipic.
My mind-body balance!
What's the ratio?
Mind 9999 to body one.
I've got this!
So, this is 100%?
Hundred percent?
MIND 9999 - BODY 9999
100 perpipic!
One, two
Pop Team Cooking!
Adding that one-two was good.
Nice.
And now, it's time for Pop Team Cooking!
If you want paella, come on down!
THE END
It's all about Naritetsu these days!
Check out this shape!
Bootiful!
Ten isn't a good enough rating!
What are you, an old XXxiv user?
Poptepipic.
I'm sick.
You're sick?
I'm gonna hurl.
You're gonna hurl?
I'm better.
You're better?
I'm kidding.
You're kidding?
I want a pet porcupine.
How'd you like it done up today?
The usual tomboy cut!
Okay!
Sorry, I messed up.
Come on. Do it right.
Okay!
Nepal!
Mr. Cactus wants a hug!
The serial killer.
Mr. Needlebed wants one too!
They'll kill each other.
Hurry up and hug!
You scared or something?
Come on!
Do it!
Do it! Don't you want a hug?
-Can't do it?
-What's wrong? Not gonna?
-Hey, do it! Come on!
-Do it!
The sign says free, asshole!
It's not free?
-No choosing, beggar!
-You wanna fly?
Yeah, that's right.
When they say the earth is in danger
Is in danger?
they mean that the earth is in danger.
Wait, I didn't know that.
The earth may already be in danger now.
Shoot, OMG WTF BBQ.
Whether you believe it or not
depends on whether you believe it or not!
Then I won't believe it.
You go roll dice or something.
TODAY, POPOO IS POPOO-POPOO-ING.
SCARECROW FAILED! IT'S USELESS
AGAINST POPOO'S DESTRUCTIVE URGE!
POPOO IS DESTROYING EVERYTHING IN SIGH
ALL TRAPS WERE DESTROYED
THE GATES WERE DESTROYED TOO
ARTISTRY POINTS: 0
Pop, I'm ready for you.
I grew up nice and yummy.
Come now, eat me.
I can't eat Pipimi!
ARTISTRY POINTS: 9999999
Poptepipic.
The long-awaited new corner
Begins now.
Poptepipic B-side.
Popoka!
Pipihara.
They say this corner got canceled.
Can
TAKESHOBO
Then, you mean
Let's play a game with our fingers
Using only one finger each
One plus one is two
The two of us together
Friends and peace
Friends and peace, peace, pe-pe-peace
Friends and peace
Friends and peace, peace, pe-pe-peace
Friends and peace
Friends and peace, peace, pe-pe-peace
No cheating on me now
Hey, hey, Popko, question.
What is it, Pipimi?
You know how your big toe
has a little hair growing out of it?
Yeah.
Why does that hair grow there?
What's it protecting?
The fate of the world depends
on the answer to that question.
What?
Because that hair
is so that when you drop your phone
you don't get electrocuted.
What?
Oh, humanity as a species
knew from prehistoric times
that smartphones would be invented
and that we'd drop them on our feet?
Whether you believe it or not
depends on whether you believe it or not!
COME ON, NO WAY!
BUYING POPTEPI 2 BDS?