Slasher (2016) s02e05 Episode Script

1 (WOMAN GROANS) God! Oh, my God! (SIGHS AND GROANS) (CHUCKLES) Tal, what's going on? They want me to build these tents for tonight's campout under the stars, except I don't know how these things work.
Like, where does this even go? Yeah, you're building that wrong.
Um That pole is for the other arch of the dome.
Noah, you're in the middle of something yourself.
It's fine.
I'll figure it out.
I mean, I've got to build, like, 21 birdhouse kits for tomorrow.
I'm sure I can spare a couple minutes.
- I didn't know you were so handy.
- Oh, yeah.
I don't like to brag but I am a lean, mean, birdhouse building machine.
A guy who can build things with his own two hands speaks to the caveman and woman in us all.
(BOTH CHUCKLE) - Shit, is that the actual time? - Uh, yeah, why? What's wrong? (GROANS) I'm supposed to lead a nature walk in, like, five minutes.
You couldn't You know what? Forget it.
It's not your fault that I'm brain dead today.
- Oh, no, you want me to get started? - Please? Please, would you? You'd be a lifesaver.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You go lead the nature walk and I'll, uh, I'll get busy with the poles.
Thank you.
You're a lifesaver.
Hey, I mean I am half-man, half-amazing.
(LAUGHS) You are amazing.
I promise I'll make it up to you.
Thank you! Thank you! That's That's a nice start.
Ladies, who has the beer? Can I have one, please? 'Cause now I have the day off.
The other day, the other day I saw a bear, I saw a bear A great big bear, a great big Thought you were spending the afternoon building birdhouses.
(CHUCKLES) Yeah, I will, once I'm done with all this.
Talvinder needed my help.
Man, they should, like, really teach new counselors how to start fires - and set up tents and stuff.
- They do.
It's called orientation.
- (PETER CHUCKLES) - Yeah, fair play.
Hey, hold this.
You know, it's just like it's like a chess match, my friend.
I make a move, Talvinder makes hers.
I counter.
She counters my counter.
I counter her counter that she countered.
Until finally, king corners queen, a checkmate of love.
You need to get your eyes checked.
Why would I need to get my eyes checked? Because you're the only one who sees anything happening with Talvinder.
Look, I'm just saying, I know you're into her and everything but I do not see it coming back.
Maybe you're the one that needs to get their eyes checked because I'm seeing perfectly clear.
I'm seeing 20/20.
I'm seeing better than 20/20.
I'm seeing like 20/30 or 30/20, whatever one is better.
I don't know.
Okay.
I'm just saying that maybe you should take a long, hard look at reality and move on.
(SCOFFS) Move on.
I'm gonna move on Talvinder, that's what I'm gonna do.
(PANTING) (PANTING) (WINCING) (GRUNTS) You motherfucker, you were trying to mash my skull, weren't you? I guess we're not done playing yet, huh? No! Wanna play some more? Scream for me.
- (SCREAMS) - Huh? Scream for me, you little bitch! That's all you got? Now scream! (LAUGHING) (SCREAMING) (WIND WHISTLING) (MAN) Do you have any idea who this is? (WOMAN, PANTING) No.
(DOOR THUDDING) Okay.
Take this.
What are you doing? Looking for breath mints.
What do you think? Oh, shit.
(GROANS) Okay.
Okay, okay.
(SHUDDERS) Renee gave me this book to read.
Peter.
- Peter! - What? Son of a bitch.
Shit.
You know, Noah, all those people back at the house, (DEEP BREATH) All they do is talk and talk and talk and talk, and they just don't shut up.
(CHUCKLES) Do you have any idea how much I wanted to snap Renee's neck? And Antoine, fuck, I hated him.
And that wacky bitch Judith (LAUGHS) with her fucking crystals and her disgusting carob muffins.
God, I hated those! You know, my plan, I was just gonna wait out the winter, that's all.
I was gonna wait out the winter.
The snow melts and I was gonna split.
Nobody had to get hurt.
I hated them.
But I liked you, Noah.
I always did.
I liked you.
I'm really sorry, buddy.
(DRIPS ECHOING IN BOWL) It was a senseless death.
(EXHALES) All she wanted to do was help everybody get out of here safe and sound.
This all started when we let those outsiders in.
I told you that first day it was dangerous, but now we've opened Pandora's box.
Who's next, huh? Wren, listen to me.
I don't want you to talk like that in front of the others.
You'll scare them.
You don't want to make them afraid.
(RENEE) It was white baneberry.
It's also known as doll's eyes.
It's poisonous.
Megan's bowl was full of them.
Okay, do I look like someone who knows anything about plants? You were a camp counselor.
- You would've learned - I've forgotten it all.
Just like I've forgotten everything I've ever learned in undergrad or how to parallel park a car.
Dawn You have to understand why this seems suspicious to us.
Okay.
But Antoine was the one who went out in the woods and picked a handful of poisonous berries, right? Not me.
I did not kill Megan.
I didn't kill her.
- Glenn is not Glenn.
- What? The real Glenn is shoved in a freezer in the back of that Winnebago.
The person you've been calling Glenn this whole time is the killer.
You have proof of that? That That's fuckin' convenient.
Look, I understand that you might not believe this right now but Keira and I saw it with our own eyes.
Look, this guy has Noah and we need to find them.
How do we know the actual killer didn't kill this guy and pin it on Glenn? One of us is gonna be next.
I don't know how much good, if any, I can do out in that storm.
(PETER) We can't all go.
A couple of us need to stay and lock down the house.
Renee can stay with you, Judith.
She's had a really rough day.
Here, I'm gonna leave you the gun.
I don't know anything about guns.
Just point and shoot.
(SHUDDERS) I don't know if I can.
I know you guys could probably use me out there but I don't like the thought of these guys staying here all alone.
- Maybe I should stay.
- No, you go.
I've got this with Judith.
You've got to be able to defend yourself now.
- Can I hold it? - Give her the gun.
Sure.
Here.
There you go.
You go, Keira.
It's okay.
I'll be okay.
Go find him.
- Come on out.
- (NOAH) No, no, no.
- No, no.
- (GLENN) It's all right.
- No.
- Don't make a fuss.
- No! - It's okay.
(GROANING AND PANTING) (GRUNTING) (GAGGING) - (GRUNTING) - (WHEEZING) - (GRUNTING) - (WHEEZING AND GASPING) (GLENN) Motherfucker! (GRUNTING) You son of a bitch! (GASPING) Fuck! (GRUNTING) Noah! Noah! Where are you, you little petulant prick? (WOMAN) You lied, Talvinder.
You cheated.
You manipulated all of us just so you could get what you wanted.
- I'm sorry.
- (WOMAN 2) Sorry for what? For all the shit you did or for getting caught? You didn't know it was wrong to seduce Andi's boyfriend? You didn't think about her at all when you let Peter fuck you, did you? - (PETER) Dawn, pull it back.
- (TALVINDER) No.
Are you seriously defending her right now? (SUSAN) You've been tried.
Now it's time for your punishment.
I'm sorry.
What? You didn't think you would just get away with a stern talking to, did you? A slut and naïve.
Wow.
(SUSAN) You see, we your former friends, hereby sentence you to a night alone, out here in the middle of nowhere with nothing but the clothes on your back.
- (PETER) Wait.
I did not agree to that.
- Well, we did.
That way, Tal can sit here and think long and hard about what she's done.
(TALVINDER) You're joking, right? It's fucking freezing.
I'll freeze to death.
(ANDI) Yeah.
It'll be pretty uncomfortable sleeping.
That's gonna be tough.
Noah, Noah, please, please, you can't make me stay here by myself.
You know I'm not the person they're accusing me of being.
You know that, Noah.
(MOCKING) "Noah, please, you can't leave me here.
" (SCOFFS) Please.
Enough.
I've been the only one who sticks up for you over and over and over, and I'm done.
You You've hurt people, Talvinder and this is your own special prize, just for you.
All in favor of Talvinder spending the night here alone.
No.
You guys are kidding, right? Wait! You guys can't leave me here! Wait! - (PETER) Noah! - Noah, where are you? Noah! What the hell is that? (MARK) Noah, are you there? (PETER) Noah! If you can hear me, call out to my voice! Help! Help me! - (PETER) Noah! - Help me! (GASPING) - Noah! - Noah! - (KEIRA) Noah! - (WEAKLY) Help! Help me! Pull him up.
Pull him up! (WREN) That wind's really picking up.
The storm's not stopping any time soon.
They should have been back by now.
Well, maybe they found Noah.
(RENEE) Maybe they've been ambushed.
Maybe they're all dead.
Maybe we're just gonna be waiting here until - (DISTANT THUD) - (GASPS) (SIGHS) It's the wind.
It's just the wind.
Yeah, I think I'd better check on that.
Do you want the gun? No.
(DOOR OPENS) - (RENEE) I can't.
- (DOOR CLOSES) I can't do this.
We shouldn't have split up.
We should have stayed together.
- I'm sure that they are - What are you sure of, Judith? I'm not sure of anything anymore, except I'm tired of being alone.
I'm tired of being afraid.
Antoine was always so sure, even when he shouldn't have been.
Where is he now? Renee Everything's gonna be fine.
Promise? I promise.
(SCREAMING) Wren! Wren! (GRUNTING) Wren! Wren! - (CACKLING) - (GAGGING) - Wren! - (GRUNTS) - (PANTING) - (SCREAMS) One vegan bitch down, one to go.
(MUFFLED PANTING) - Aaah! - (GASPS) You know I can hear all that yoga fuckin' breathing? No.
That pranayama bullshit, you sound like a fuckin' freight train! Don't do this.
You think I wanna do this? No, I don't want to do this.
It was that little fuckin' twink who fucked everything up.
Judy - I like you.
- (GROANS) Maybe we'll get to meet in another life.
(SHUDDERS) (GROANING AND WINCING) You fuckin' bitch! - Say that again, you psycho fuck! - Don't, Renee! Don't kill him! Don't kill him! I won't, not yet.
Not until this asshole tells me why he killed Antoine! - Fuck you! - Shut the fuck up! (WIND GUSTING) Keira will be here in a minute, so why don't you sit down? I don't, I don't think I can.
(SOBS) You know, the whole time I thought if if it was like a TV show, you know, the cops would come, someone would, like, (SOBS) kick down the door to save me.
(SIGHS) But they never did save me.
(SNIFFLES) (DOOR CREAKING) Keira? Who is it? (GRUNTS) Hey, who's there? Don't fuck around.
Who is it? Who is it? Who is it? Stop fucking with me! - I'm not Keira.
- (SHUDDERS) Jesus Christ.
(PANTING) Son of a bitch! You got me tied to a fuckin' chair, facing away from the door, and you sneak up on me? You think that's funny? It ain't! Am I supposed to eat that with my eyes? There's no fuckin' meat! Water.
- Water? - Yeah, I want water.
This is fuckin' sawdust.
Renee made that, didn't she? Fuck.
Ah.
(SIGHS) Now maybe you'll answer some questions.
The gasoline you siphoned from the snowmobiles, - where is it? - (SCOFFS) You don't think if I could hop on a snowmobile and get the fuck out of Dodge, I would have by now? Did you poison any more of our food? Poisoned? Who was poisoned? Do you have any accomplices? I'm not a killer.
Except for Glenn.
I mean, the real Glenn.
Which means that you are Benny Ironside, is that right? Well, Benny, I'm no doctor but I'm pretty sure that you're overdue for one of these, and that can't be good.
So I'm gonna ask you one more time.
Do you have an accomplice? Killing Glenn wasn't planned.
It was an accident.
That's the truth.
Now you're just wasting my time.
I pretended I was Glenn because I needed to lay low.
So, why would I screw that up? What the hell would the point be? Serial killers get off on power.
Sadism is a big part of what they do.
We saw what you did to Noah.
I am not a serial killer! All right? I don't kill for fun.
If I did, why the hell would I wait so long whacking you people? If I was a fuckin' serial killer, I would have killed all you motherfuckers on day one! Boom, boom, boom! Done! Think about this, man.
None of this started until they showed up and you know that.
You know I'm right.
(PANTING) (GROANS) Oh.
That looks like it hurts.
Glenn caught me by surprise.
I, uh I heard you calling.
Let me help.
I'm sorry.
No.
You're not made of stone.
There's no need to apologize.
You don't have to pretend with me.
I'm just glad you're okay.
Thank you.
(SIGHS) Just lift your arms as far as they can go.
- (GROANS) - I know.
(WINCING AND SOBBING) You're okay.
You're okay.
(GROANS AND SOBS) (DAWN) It's gonna be okay.
Careful, careful, careful.
Okay, all right? (SOBBING) It hurts so bad.
(GROANS) He's been raped.
Glenn raped him.
Oh, God.
(DAWN) Okay, let's heat up this room.
(NOAH) I just (GROANS) Can I? I just want to go to bed, please.
I'm tired.
I'm just gonna clean you up and you can go right to bed, okay? - (GROANS) - I promise.
It's okay.
(PANTING AND SOBBING) I know.
(TALVINDER) Guys Guys, wait! Guys, please, don't leave me out here! It's dark! I can't spend the night out here by myself! No? Maybe if you didn't have Noah make every fire for you, you could have figured out how to do one yourself.
Yeah, and if you learned even basic orientation, you could walk back.
You guys, please, please.
Please, you guys, please! (DAWN, MOCKING) "Please! Please!" "Please, Noah? Please?" (PETER) Guys, that's enough.
I think we should take her back with us.
Jesus, Peter! Here's a thought.
How about you spend less time worrying about that little skank, and more time worrying about your so-called friends.
What are you talking about? "Noah, buddy, you have no chance with Talvinder.
Move on.
" Because I'm busy sticking my traitor dick in her.
You just thought you'd leave that part out, huh? Well, it's decision time, Bene-dick Arnold.
You with us? 'Cause if you're not, spend the night with that little slut over there.
In fact, you have my permission.
(SUSAN) We'll be back tomorrow.
Hope you grow a conscience overnight.
Good night.
Peter, let's go.
(ENGINE STARTS AND REVS) You put me on trial for the shit I did, Susan? What about you, huh? What about Marcie Ray? Oh, gee, not looking so smug and superior anymore now, are you? You know, let let's go.
See you later, loser! Who's Marcie? Marcie Ray was a girl Susan went to high school with.
They fooled around.
Susan outed her to the entire school, and guess what happened next? You shut the fuck up, Tal! Marcie hung herself in her bedroom closet, which is kind of poetic if you think about it.
Did that really happen? Asks the girl who fucked her own stepfather just to get back at her mother! Can't make this shit up, folks! And what about you, Andi, huh? Poor little Andi had to sell drugs to pay for her tuition.
Good for you, girl.
No one would ever suspect you of being a goddamn drug dealer.
Talvinder, that's enough! I have something on all of you.
I have names and I have details, and if you guys don't take me back with you right fucking now, I swear to God, I will tell your big, bad secrets to anyone who will listen! I will.
Watch me.
I will.
Fuck.
(DAWN) You know what, Talvinder? I thought you were a friend, like a real friend, but you're actually a fuckin' bitch.
(SCOFFS) Well, at least we have that in common.
Fine, just get in then! No! Look she's playing you, just like she played me, okay? I say fuck that and fuck her! You got nothing on me.
You're right, Noah.
I have nothing on you because you're pathetic! Now that it's all out in the open, you thinking that I might actually ever want to get with you? Seriously? Because dating a guy who cums in his sock every night is at the very top of my list! Shut the fuck up! - He's obviously lying.
- I do not know that.
Every hit that I got from him says that he's telling the truth.
I believe that he honestly had no idea that Megan was poisoned.
(PETER) That's easy to say.
But come on, man.
He murdered that guy, stuffed his body in a freezer, stole his identity.
But he had a motive for that.
He needed to disappear.
There is no motive here.
Something just does not sit right.
What are you saying? You want to let him go? Renee, nobody's saying that.
- But if he isn't the killer - No! No! He murdered a man and he raped and he tortured Noah! - (SIGHS) - (PETER) So what do we do now? Glenn may not be the killer but he is a killer so do we just keep him in there until help arrives, or what? I don't know.
He's a sitting duck out there.
Wouldn't be the worst thing in the world.
Use him as bait.
(DOOR CREAKING) (GROANS) (EXHALES AND GROANS) You still playing games, Mark? It still isn't funny.
I'm not Mark.
And trust me, this is no game.
Why did you kill Antoine? I didn't, Renee.
I swear I didn't.
Antoine was the kindest, most generous person I ever met, always willing to take a risk, be vulnerable, so courageous.
He fought assholes like you his entire life.
(GROANS) (WINCES AND PANTING) I thought you were some kind of a pacifist, you know, do no harm.
I'm gonna ask you one last time.
- Did you kill him? - No! Jesus Christ! (GRUNTS) Okay, you crazy bitch.
You wanna talk about your precious Antoine? Let's talk about him.
Let's see.
Nice guy, real warm hands, but you know what? I'm confused about one part of your relationship maybe you could help me clear up.
Was it just that you were both too chickenshit to choose a side? Is that it? Or were you just so afraid to fuck a girl that you chose a nice, soft dick instead, huh? (DOORKNOB RATTLES) (GRUNTS) Must be jammed or something.
Oh, and your wedding, that blessed day.
I'm just wondering, did you both have bouquets? You did, didn't you? You had the roses and he had the fuckin' tulips, didn't he, huh? Am I right about that? (LAUGHS AND GRUNTS) I wish when you ate Antoine you would have fucking choked on him, you fucking piece of shit! That would have been a beautiful death.
You know what's beautiful? I never told you what he tasted like.
He tasted like veal.
Mmm! So good, so flavorful, texture just right.
A little chewy but that was my fault 'cause of the way I cooked him.
But otherwise, he was fucking delicious! You fucker! (SCREAMING) You fucking bitch! I'm gonna fucking destroy you! I'm gonna fucking rip your arms off and beat you to fucking death! - (MUFFLED SCREAMING) - Renee! (GRUNTS) Renee, stop! Shit.
I want you to feel remorse.
(PANTING) I would be more than happy to, except I didn't fucking do anything.
You tortured that boy, and you killed Antoine! (SCREAMS) (GROANING) Jesus fuck Are you feeling something now, you psychopath? (GRUNTS AND WHEEZES) Because what I need you to do is focus, feel the right things.
(GROANS) (MUFFLED SCREAMING) - What is she doing to him? - She's killing him slowly.
Maybe we can take the hinges off the door.
(MUFFLED SCREAMS AND YELLS) - Mark? Are you okay? - No.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I can't.
There's got to be another way in there.
Another door or window? There is in the back, but it's probably buried under six feet of snow.
I'll go get a shovel.
Tell me.
Say it.
"I killed Antoine.
" (PANTING) I didn't.
I didn't kill your fucking husband, you crazy lesbo bitch! (PANTING) Say that again.
- Oh, no, no, please.
- One more time.
(SCREAMING) Did you kill Antoine? (SOBBING) I did.
I did.
I did.
I confess.
Please, stop! Please, stop! Please, stop! I confess.
(SCREAMING) (PANTING) What What's going on? What happened? What's going on? Are you okay? Are you okay? It's gonna be fine.
Yeah.
(PANTING) (PANTING AND GROANING) What do you feel, Glenn? The correct answer is you're sorry.
(SOFTLY) I'm sorry.
I want to believe you.
I do.
Pain changes us.
It changed me.
(SOBBING) But I don't feel your remorse, Glenn, not yet.
When I know deep down that you truly, truly are sorry for what you've done, this stops.
(SOBBING) I'm sorry, Renee.
I am.
I'm so sorry.
Antoine was an incredible man and I deserve this.
Thank you.
(SOBBING) - Okay.
- (THUD ON DOOR) (RATTLING AT DOOR) - (KEIRA) Renee, please! - (THUMPING ON DOOR) - (PETER) Renee, open the door! - (KEIRA) Renee, don't do it! - (SOBBING) - (SHOUTING OUTSIDE, INDISTINCT) - (PETER) Renee, please! - (KEIRA) Renee! - (PETER) Renee, stop! - It's okay.
- Shh, shh - (PETER) Renee, listen - It's over.
- (PETER) Listen to me! - Yes, it's over.
- (KEIRA) Renee, stop! - It's okay.
- Don't kill him! - (CLICKING) - It's okay.
- (THUMPING AT DOOR) - Shh (GURGLING AND GRUNTING) (DEATH RATTLE) You won't be killing anyone anymore.
We need to act like nothing's changed, not until we know we're safe.
We'll sleep in shifts.
No one comes or goes.
I'll take the first one.
(RUSTLING) (CREAKING) (DOOR SHUTS) (SOFT GROANING) Fuck you.
(WINCING AND GROANING) Hello? Peter? You guys couldn't sleep either, huh? (GROANING AND WINCING) (SHUDDERS) I think I'm just gonna warm myself by the fire and then head to bed.
If that's okay.
(PANTING) Oh, God.
(SCREAMING) - Typical slut, showing your tits! - Get off of me! Noah! Noah, what the fuck? Stop! - Noah! Noah! - Shut the fuck up! - No! - Oh, my God! What the fuck are you doing? (MUFFLED SCREAMS) Shut up! Someone needs to teach you fucking manners! You think you can fucking laugh at me? Stop fucking moving! - No! No! - Here's what you wanted.
- Stop it! Noah, please! - What the hell is wrong with you? (GROANING) Talvinder, are you okay? - Stay away from me! - Talvinder, are you okay? Get the fuck away from me, all of you! How could you do something like that? (PANTING) Because she embarrassed you? She hurt your fucking feelings? - I don't owe you a fucking explanation! - Shut the fuck up! Oh, my God! She could get herself hurt out there.
We got to go find her.
Talvinder! Talvinder! - (SUSAN) Wait, Tal! - (DAWN) Tal! - (PETER) Talvinder! - Tal! (SUSAN) Talvinder! Fuck.
Is he dead? Are we safe? No, we're not, Renee.
Where's Noah? (FOOTSTEPS ON STAIRS) Noah, you up here, buddy? Noah! Noah's not in his room.
I fell asleep.
I couldn't stay awake.
Maybe he just went out for some fresh air.
Maybe Maybe he couldn't sleep and he went for a walk.
Did you see his feet? (RENEE) He's fine.
We're all fine.
The killer's dead.
We're safe now.
I'm gonna go find him.
You're not going by yourself.
Let's go.
When we get back, we need to do something about her.
She's dangerous.
No, no, no.
No.
(PANTING) Noah.
(KEIRA) Peter? Turn him over.
(PETER) It's Talvinder.